💬│english-chat

[sharp basin]

Then don't work

😲

[hexed igloo]

i hate w*rking

[sour star]

yes

[sour star]

imagine j*bbing

[bitter carbon]

w-w*rk???

[hexed igloo]

woah calm down man

dont use vulgar word

[sour star]

sorry

[bitter carbon]

passes out*

[eager spoke]

Work (derogatory)

[sour star]

ewww

you w*rk????

[reef scarab]

empl*yment 🥀

[hexed igloo]

purgatory

[bitter carbon]

axl*bolt is a company that offers

j*bs?!??!

[sour star]

unbelievable

[hexed igloo]

unbelievable

[sour star]

[bitter carbon]

the j*bs is what make the game??

[reef scarab]

losers

[hexed igloo]

careful with that word

[sour star]

[eager spoke]

Yes

But only part time

Once a week

[hexed igloo]

is this a c*stomer

[sour star]

guys @eager spoke w*rks😭

[bitter carbon]

you are all c*nsumers

[sour star]

[eager spoke]

I’m a dirty worker (hard r) (derogatory)

[hexed igloo]

WOAH MAN

dont use such word

[sour star]

[eager spoke]

Who’s gonn stop me

[sour star]

a MENACE

[sharp basin]

Ur mom

[sour star]

SOMEBODY STOP HER

[sharp basin]

Nga

.

..

[sour star]

life reaktion

[eager spoke]

[sour star]

[sour star]

reaction

[past star]

Privijet

[sour star]

[sour star]

wrong chat bud

[past star]

No

[eager spoke]

[sour star]

[past star]

Guten Tag

[sour star]

[eager spoke]

Those who were in the server back when it was actually armpits

[bitter carbon]

mutual server OnePieceCaulk

[sick cave]

FUMO! 😭

[sour star]

it actually existed?

[eager spoke]

Yeah

Bit of lore

It used to be adult

But then over the years

[eager spoke]

Got much more soft

Lots more younger people joined

They ended up removing all the adult sections

Now there’s no more armpits

[sour star]

[woven hollow]

Bro

Like how was i banned for saying 🥜

[dusty sun]

We need akimbo sniper mod menu 9999 damage gun in game fr🥀

[cyan isle]

peanut

[bitter carbon]

guming

[cyan isle]

nuts

balls

[past star]

Try more

[cyan isle]

tell me

[past star]

Why aint nothing but a

[woven hollow]

The only thing bad is the govern—(the rest are taken down)

[dusty sun]

Say my name

[sharp basin]

Can I tell U smth

[woven hollow]

Heisenberg

[woven hollow]

Sure thing

[dusty sun]

Youre wrong my name is xi ping

[sharp basin]

Nvm

[woven hollow]

I exploded

[woven hollow]

I am not wrong
wrong: yes, its me
Me:whut?
Its: no

[buoyant thistle]

hi

[solar skiff]

Hi

[mental vortex]

Does anyone have a picture of the new points system?

[solid prism]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mental vortex]

Hi

[woven hollow]

Hi

[strange trench]

its the same as on the web

[woven hollow]

Does anyone wants to commit a warcrime?

[strange trench]

yeah fa

fs

what we talkin bout exactly

[mental vortex]

where can I see the website?

[brisk plaza]

@woven hollow som Shakespeare car ahh ts pmo💔

[clear mortar]

What karambit under 2500?

[sharp basin]

I saw

[strange trench]

jus type in standoff 2 ranking system

[brisk plaza]

How much is scratch

[strange trench]

the system itself hasnt changed what changed is how much mmr per match you get

[strange trench]

prolly like 2850

[brisk plaza]

Oh

[strange trench]

that was straight out of my ahhs

yall dont gamble away yalls money like i did

lost 600 dollars

[neat sinew]

i need gold

[sharp basin]

How much

[neat sinew]

how much you have?

[sharp basin]

Depends

[neat sinew]

approx 1500

[sharp basin]

😳

[sharp basin]

I have 989

💔

[neat sinew]

#rizz

[sharp basin]

😭

[neat sinew]

Give 700

[sharp basin]

5 euro

😊

[neat sinew]

usd tell

[sharp basin]

Nice caps

[clear mortar]

3+k

[radiant ravine]

tryna do me a favor i need 200 gold for a knife

[zealous crag]

Any one want to play

[clear mortar]

3200

[brisk plaza]

Js get Pelagia atp

[woven hollow]

I was the aimless guy, changed a bit

[clear mortar]

Plegia is cheeks

[neat sinew]

I am giving away 1000000999999999900000000gold

[brisk plaza]

Bro y got 2.5k what u expect 😭😭

[brisk plaza]

Oh aight fr enough gng

[neat sinew]

I need free robux

[clear mortar]

There are like 5 more karambits that are 2500 max😭

[radiant ravine]

ill trade robux for gold

[woven hollow]

Thy art understandth

[brisk plaza]

Flame cold

[neat sinew]

1 gold 1million robuxxx

[clear mortar]

Gloves?

[radiant ravine]

nah

[brisk plaza]

Polymer

[hybrid laurel]

The ..

[radiant ravine]

?

[neat sinew]

I need usdt

[hybrid laurel]

‽

[zealous crag]

Wy do i play with poeple that speak like kdhebdkx when im on usa western servers

Wy are they not english

[onyx python]

So unfair matchmaking

Can't rank up

[pseudo pollen]

Are they sending vodes for standoff 2 here?

Codes*

[rich crow]

Be better

Stronger

Smarter

[warm reef]

just get 90 kills

[rich crow]

Word

[onyx python]

Yea all I needed was that u guys make fun.

[strange trench]

bla bla bla bla bla bleh hab hblah

how much yall reckon it gon take me to get from champion to the legend

hype me up

[neat sinew]

fr

[strange trench]

u a ranger?

[onyx python]

Yea stuck

[strange trench]

bet u play good?

[onyx python]

I get hard enemy and lose
Or I get noob teammates and lose

[strange trench]

cuz

i play good

[warm reef]

12 minutes

[strange trench]

im givin u a chance to boost up

[onyx python]

Server?

[strange trench]

france netherlands and eu in general

[strange trench]

love it

[onyx python]

Come if u wanna play 🙂

[strange trench]

hmu in the private messages w ur ID

[bold path]

What?

[strange trench]

perchance

[river pumice]

anyone wanna comp
japan/sg/ hk phoenix

[dusty sun]

Bro is washing the chat

[river pumice]

no I’m washing clothes

[dusty sun]

non nike or adidas clothes are allowed too?

[river pumice]

as long as they’re clothes

[dusty sun]

LG was good untill 2020

[manic light]

Who even washes clothes now a days

[river pumice]

still good now

[dusty sun]

Just buy a new one right nobody is broke anymore

[manic light]

No

Lick them

And they will get clean

[dusty sun]

Buying new one is easier

[manic light]

But you can taste the curry you dropped last night

And also ur sweat

It's salty

I like it

[dusty sun]

I want clothes bro🙏🏻🥀🥀

[onyx python]

I wish this game gets better

[river pumice]

what server u in

[onyx python]

Dumbasss game matchmaking like stupid

[dusty sun]

İts gonna be really good after they remove antichat

[manic light]

Want mine? I just licked them

[onyx python]

Singa usually

[river pumice]

wanna play comp

[onyx python]

U do play good right 🙂?

[river pumice]

not bad but not super good

[dusty sun]

Samsug waching machine better🙏🏻😩

[river pumice]

[river pumice]

💔

[onyx python]

I'd! DM

[manic light]

Tongue better

[onyx python]

Racist

[dusty sun]

Bro got banned from washingistan fr🙏🏻😩

[manic light]

Who

[dusty sun]

You

[manic light]

🫡

[dusty sun]

Licking clothes are not an opinion

[manic light]

It is what it is

Besides

It's free

And you will get tasty curry

😋

[dusty sun]

Your tongue is NOT happy🙏🏻😩

[manic light]

It is

It only has a couple 100 injuries because of the tags I accidentally ate from the clothes they were plastic

[dusty sun]

Did you know? if you have washing machine you are not broke like him

[manic light]

Oh I have a washing machine

[dusty sun]

Then use it

[manic light]

It is to wash my tongue

[grim totem]

[vagrant birch]

I hate that kukri getting cheaper

[sharp basin]

Use MSI app player

Less delay

Bluestacks is sh

[vagrant birch]

even though I use that app, but Im still using my beloved GTX 430 Im still not getting 60 fps

[wooden summit]

Squirt

On

My

Face

[vagrant birch]

I mop you

[wooden summit]

With your?

Ahh?

[vagrant birch]

mop?

[wooden summit]

Ah

Ahh

Ahaha

My phone on 44% NOO IT'S GONNA DIE IN 5 HOURS

[vagrant birch]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[abstract ginkgo]

I feel so sigma

[quartz forge]

@plain pagoda goenka giving pant lectures now

[noble dagger]

[plain pagoda]

sahi me /

?

maine kal dekha ni

[unborn rune]

@honest frost look at your dm

[quartz forge]

Bro thinks he's him

[sharp basin]

Catfishh

[quartz forge]

Mene bhi subah hi dekha

[sharp basin]

Then

I believe

[ancient plover]

[river pumice]

@onyx python

[plain pagoda]

@quartz forge usko hi bhejo saale captaincy kare grnd me

[quartz forge]

@plain pagoda lmao

@plain pagoda imagine zinta talking to shreyas like that💀

[onyx python]

Heart broken 💔

[river pumice]

why did u even join france server

[plain pagoda]

like bro just be like vijay malya

[river pumice]

💀

[plain pagoda]

the chillest dude

doesnt give a f

[onyx python]

It's not about the server. It's just my luck

[quartz forge]

Or dc owner

[river pumice]

ok bro 300 ping for me

[onyx python]

Ok

[quartz forge]

Only pops up in auction to overprice players

[plain pagoda]

lmaoo\

ikik

thats so funny

[woven hollow]

Oiiaiooiiiai

[river pumice]

me when no one to play comp with

smh

[buoyant basin]

@wooden trail

[wooden trail]

?

[lunar monolith]

Sorry I was muted and yes she was in game, I like her ultimate alot, reminds me of Kaguya from Naruto

[plain pagoda]

@bronze grove

[sour star]

multi-nuking

[rugged trail]

👀

[sour star]

does she heal tho?

[lunar monolith]

She is definitely the most damage dealing healer in the game

[plain pagoda]

thats hilarious

[sour star]

she seems more like a dps

[lunar monolith]

All support heal if u summon them in battle, they do it in different ways but they do heal

[lunar monolith]

Even Wanshi

[sour star]

i mean like, yk how u can heal w orbs

[lunar monolith]

Like wth is a sniper gotta do with healing

[sour star]

i dont think empyrea does it

[sour star]

hes a tank

or do u mean the previous

A rank wanshi

[lunar monolith]

Nope that's the new Wanshi

Yes

[sour star]

the A rank u mean w a rifle

[lunar monolith]

Yep I said the sniper wanshi

[sour star]

looks more like an AR ngl

[warm moat]

ts so ahh 💔

[lunar monolith]

I never had tank Wanshi but his trailer is cool af

[sour star]

Luna oblivion solos tho

[warm moat]

these small rally cars

keep getting rammed

[lunar monolith]

I refer to it as a sniper bcz he charges it in his ultimate, but ye its more like an AR

[sour star]

ah ic

[warm moat]

bros really in meme mandir

[lunar monolith]

Luna has dropped so much in damage

[sour star]

i dont really use any support

[sour star]

oblivion is meta tho

[warm moat]

couldnt have a bigger L

[lunar monolith]

There is another darkness (correct me here I forgot how it's called) damage dealer that took over her

Lemme find the construct

[sour star]

nihil

u mean?

[lunar monolith]

Yep

[warm moat]

a

[sour star]

ye i have luna oblivion

ur thinking of laurel

oblivionbasically autocounters

[noble dagger]

[sour star]

her ult is op

and she does mega dmg

[plain pagoda]

this sheer is so daym cold

[lunar monolith]

Nvm u are actually right

[plain pagoda]

my teeth hurting

[onyx python]

Deleted the game gg

[lunar monolith]

Luna Oblivion is the best nihil attack type

[sour star]

even when low lvl u can ult every like 10-20secs

[lunar monolith]

Can she pause time?

[onyx python]

@river pumice played another game 2 teammates left 😍 rage quit

[sour star]

wdym

counter/dodge?

[lunar monolith]

In PGR certain ultimates pause time and some do not, that's extremely important when picking meta

[lunar monolith]

No

[sour star]

ooohh u mean like cutscene simulator?

[lunar monolith]

Exactly

[sour star]

yeye

she does on both her ult

[lunar monolith]

I think she does since she is labeled as meta

[sour star]

unless u use hold ult

theres 2 diff ways u can enter her like domain

(domain expansiont type shi)

either click ult

or hold ult

[lunar monolith]

Lmao

Is fire team still the weakest of them all

[warm moat]

shut up and bow down your head normie

[sour star]

and the after like 4orbs u can ult again summoning a black hole

[warm moat]

meme mandir clowns are inferior

[sour star]

ion think so

cuz im just using oblivion, solacetune and luminance

[lunar monolith]

I used A Karen as a support only for that purpose, glad to know someone else can do it

[plain pagoda]

idek meme mandir i just joined for some stickers

lmoa

ao*

[sour star]

lel

[lunar monolith]

Grouping is arsche in this game

[sour star]

i practically havent used any characters besides luminance, solacetune, oblivion and the starter lucia

[sour star]

wym

[lunar monolith]

Very bad

Pain

U need to group enemies to deal damage to all of them at once and kill them faster

[sour star]

oh yeah just hold down basic attack on oblivion

[lunar monolith]

Black holes are extremely needed

[sour star]

she summons a circle pulls all enemies together and at the full bar thingy she attacks

[hexed igloo]

grrrr

[sour star]

shes insane dps

[lunar monolith]

Glad u're enjoying her

[sour star]

fo sho

got me through so many stages of hard lvls

[warm moat]

dont care, mid server, mid stickers.

silence normie

[lunar monolith]

I gamble all my bc on the higher chance drop 80 pitty, got nothing so I dropped the game ever since

[sour star]

😭 🙏

i got 2x solacetune

u saw in ss

at 80%

first 20pulls too

[lunar monolith]

Yes that was extremely lucky but still not enough to be well off in the game xD

[sour star]

like first 20 pulls ever

[lunar monolith]

As I told u, u will need 30 of those to get SSS+

[sour star]

well i grinded and pulled oblivion bc she seemed op

[lunar monolith]

To max out one single character

[sour star]

and was standing out

and she was infact OP

like OP

[lunar monolith]

I think Standoff is the perfect game for low spenders

[sour star]

not really

the skins have dropped quality

[lunar monolith]

Wdym

[sour star]

i think pgr is more f2p friendly

[lunar monolith]

Ye but u can obtain every single skin in the game

[sour star]

ive pulled for oblivion for ss rank

[lunar monolith]

Wrong

Standoff has a market where u can buy and sell stuff, even battlepass boxes are worth like 100gold after a certain time

(Summer box is worth 120)

[sour star]

i just dont really enjoy the marketplace due to boosting so much

[lunar monolith]

If u reinvest the 360g u get from that in buying new cases (for 30-40 gold each) and wait for a year u will make 100g off of each case

So u will be at 900g in a year already

That's a knife from scratch

[sour star]

i still dont enjoy the randomness of it all

[lethal sentinel]

Bruhh

[sour star]

in pgr its pretty much guaranteed

[warm moat]

still discussing mobile game investment

kinda wild

[sour star]

rn theres event 100% up

[lunar monolith]

But PGR doesn't allow u to get powerful

[sour star]

but i have to save up for jetavie and the new lucia

[lunar monolith]

Unless u spend all ur life savings in it

[lucid socket]

New season makes a certain knifes cheaper than it should

[warm moat]

scorpions? lol

[sour star]

i got from 5k to 7k in less than a week

only luna tho

[dense thistle]

Did server crashe?

[sour star]

bc im only focusing on dps

[sour star]

idk

[lunar monolith]

Did u realize how much memories cost and how much memory overdrive and S weapons and all their overdrive equipment cost in pgr, let alone getting ur character to SSS which is like 15 constructs

[plucky monolith]

[sour star]

wdym by memory cost?

[sour star]

i got respect banned

[lunar monolith]

When u get the random buff from recycling same memories

U will be recycling forever basically

[sour star]

whaduhell?

ive only recycled weapons for chips

[plucky monolith]

what happened?

[lunar monolith]

Memory overdrive or something, u cant get to 7k power if u don't go through that

[sour star]

oh u mean the upgrade thingy so u can up the atk/krit/def... stat?

[lunar monolith]

The random buffs may include stronger yellows, stronger physical damage, stronger elemental damage etc, u can get a max of 12 I think, 2 per memory

[sour star]

he was using usernames to spell sentences

that aint apppropriate

[lunar monolith]

Exactly

[sour star]

bc of some other ppl

[sour star]

oh i already got oblivion all memory thingys

[rich crow]

hhh

[sour star]

u can buy them in war shop

[lunar monolith]

Ye but it's rng based

[sour star]

and voucher

[lunar monolith]

Everyone wants krit

[plucky monolith]

🤦‍♂️

[sour star]

no its not, u pick if u wanna get def or atk etc. up

and then u hypertune it

[lunar monolith]

No u reroll and hope to get those, and if u don't wanna reroll u need a memory adapter

Which is expensive af

[sour star]

i think they mightve removed that

cuz when i upgraded memories i could pick if i wanted crit or atl or def

[lunar monolith]

Well it was an option at some point

[sour star]

ill show an ss when im on my ipad

[lunar monolith]

It's not random?

[lunar monolith]

Alright

[sour star]

no u pick which stat to upgrade

[lunar monolith]

That's new

[sour star]

i thought balancing it out would be the best

[lunar monolith]

I always got upgraded yellows

[sour star]

hold on

do u mean harmonize?@lunar monolith

[lunar monolith]

It said stronger yellow orbs

Or something

Which was useless

[sour star]

[lunar monolith]

Bcz yellows deal the least amount of damage

[sour star]

ill have to check again

[sour star]

oh

[lunar monolith]

Wait

[sour star]

oblivion starts off with yellow orbs

and i tend to spam them

[rich crow]

1738

Hey

I'm here like what's up hello

[lunar monolith]

Gahd damn

[sour star]

@lunar monolith the "tactical adjustment" thingy?

thats sm u choose

idk abt the orbs

like yellow red blue

on the ss

i dont think ive had the option to make them redpings or such

[plucky monolith]

seen yo pretty ahh soon as you came in the door

[hot hatch]

guys is the game laggy today am tripping

[modern basalt]

Hello gentlemen

[vagrant birch]

Hello ladies

[clear flame]

@snow anchor

[molten fable]

TODAY IS MY BDAY!!!!!

[clear flame]

Happy Bday! 🎂

[molten fable]

THX 🙂

[solid prism]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[molten fable]

THX AGAIN!!

[bronze grove]

Happy Birthday! 🎂

[snow anchor]

ye?

[inland comet]

Happy Bday

[prisma berry]

マ

[rich crow]

Yo

someone knows North Kings [NK] clan leader’s dc username?

[sharp basin]

happy bday

[clear flame]

@snow anchor comp

[rich crow]

No

I deny your request

[jagged moon]

anyone comp? master+ singapore server

[hexed igloo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!1

500 bro

53 then

[plucky monolith]

happy bday pimp

[molten summit]

how do yall get that rank role??

HOW DID I GET IT

[strange trench]

not a single intellectual thought behind those eyes right

[molten summit]

nah

im not

i dont even know what is this rank lmao

yh

[sour star]

dm comms officer

[molten summit]

where do i find that

lmao

mb

old photo

[brazen hollow]

[sour star]

@silk moth

[molten summit]

yh

[rich crow]

Operation Missinformation Storm

[molten summit]

and what do i do w it lmao

[rich crow]

Where's the gold Spaniard???

[brazen hollow]

Already belongs to us

[rich crow]

😡😡😡💢

[velvet drift]

The success was suffering from me

Just tables the turn

[quartz forge]

I am successful from suffer

[molten summit]

lol what

[dense thistle]

Meow

[velvet drift]

Bro is successfully suffering 💔🙏🥀

[quartz forge]

Grrrrrr

[dense thistle]

"Scratch"

[rich crow]

🌽🫵

[quartz forge]

eats you

[dense thistle]

Nuh uh

Dough

[quartz forge]

You are literally a cat

I am an ursaring

No debate here

[rich crow]

Man I love dj smokey this was real phonk that shee from tiktok and bruhzilian "phonk" 🥀🥀

[dense thistle]

Meow

[velvet drift]

If someone is threatening your life, just decline. They can't do it without consent.

For more life tips, just message me

[rich crow]

LMAO

[quartz forge]

What if I am trying to threaten my life?

Do I consent myself?

[rich crow]

I need

60k gold to complete my transformation and save the world!!

[quartz forge]

How you gonna save the world

[velvet drift]

with 60k

gold

[rich crow]

First

[quartz forge]

Saving from what?

[rich crow]

I'll buy an akr genesis

And out

Put*

Dragon stickers on it

[quartz forge]

Ok

[rich crow]

Then I'll buy akr12 railgun and put other stickers on it

[velvet drift]

Digital burst with the rabbits

[quartz forge]

Nahh don't buy that shii

[rich crow]

Then I'll buy a tec-9 st restless

[quartz forge]

Akr 12 itself trash rn

[rich crow]

Awm genesis

St

Mantis eclipse

Buy M4 N-Kai

[velvet drift]

Bro is drooling so hard it started typing for him

[quartz forge]

Lmao

[rich crow]

Put kawaii shine stickers on my m4a1

[quartz forge]

But you didn't even buy a m4a1 first

[rich crow]

I have a kin

A

Skin**

[velvet drift]

Nice ping @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow

@rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow

[quartz forge]

Brub

[rich crow]

@velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift @velvet drift

[quartz forge]

@quartz forge @quartz forge @quartz forge

Pinging wars

[velvet drift]

@quartz forge @quartz forge @quartz forge @quartz forge @quartz forge @quartz forge @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @quartz forge @rich crow @rich crow

[clever drift]

@myself

[rich crow]

No actually I just want to finish revamping my inv

[velvet drift]

Fr

[quartz forge]

@quartz forge @quartz forge @quartz forge @quartz forge @quartz forge

[velvet drift]

All I need is 1600g to finally get a glove

🔥

[quartz forge]

Average glove hater

[rich crow]

Meow

[velvet drift]

Woof

[rich crow]

@velvet drift @velvet drift

[velvet drift]

@rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow @rich crow

[leaden ginkgo]

everyone who enter a b1o will receive gift from me screenshot dm

[rich crow]

A what

[velvet drift]

A what

[quartz forge]

[rich crow]

Get a job bro

[unkempt mica]

Zigma balls

[hexed igloo]

j*b

[rich crow]

No one falling for that diddy ahh action in 2025

[unkempt mica]

Thank you for censoring that slur

[quartz forge]

Wow

[hexed igloo]

youre welcome omniman

[rich crow]

yo

[wild goblet]

Where do i send a video of hackers

[quartz forge]

That ain't omniman😭

[unkempt mica]

"Omni man"💔

[hexed igloo]

shi my bad

[quartz forge]

But who tf is trogg anyway?

[bleak bronze]

Anyone for comp or allies ? Champion + ( allies master )

[velvet drift]

Bigma lalls 💔💔💔

[rich crow]

does someone knows North Kings [NK] clan leader’s dc username?

[quartz forge]

No,maybe you find him in s2an

If you want server I can gib

[warm moat]

NK?

north korea!?

[quartz forge]

Dumbo

[warm moat]

[quartz forge]

Kim Jon unga would be proud

[velvet drift]

Krazy

[warm moat]

ambatublo 💔

[rich crow]

can u send me in pm

[velvet drift]

Ambasing 💔

[rich crow]

why do u need it

[rich crow]

wanna join the clan

[unkempt mica]

Gib gold

[sour star]

nice moaning

[rich crow]

their clan for the way the name is made?

like

the tag name is cool

but the players inside r bad

[bleak bronze]

3 for comp? Rank champion +?

[warm moat]

can i rotate the first character in your name

[rich crow]

so do u have his @

i only got @ of co leader aboli

thats good too

but just dm them ing no?

They dont accept messages

[velvet drift]

Bro pinged me

@warm moat

[warm moat]

oh my

who can do such a heinous act

i feel sorry for you my friend

[velvet drift]

[warm moat]

i hope you recover from this

soon

[velvet drift]

[warm moat]

[rich crow]

Homoseggsuality has no cure lil bro 🥀🥀

dm @rich crow

Who's gonna tell him

[quartz forge]

@rich crow add me otherwise I wont be able to inv you

[rich crow]

@warm moat @warm moat @warm moat

[warm moat]

wat

[rich crow]

Sned the server on my main

[warm moat]

im gonna

[rich crow]

Itsudemo ailoviu

[warm moat]

do heinous unspeakable things to you

literally you

[rich crow]

Wtffffff

[snow anchor]

I'm in faceit rn

[velvet drift]

[warm moat]

i just cooked up a new tamaki itasha\

[velvet drift]

Share

Daily new itasha

[rich crow]

What interacting to Mako does to a mf

👉🥶🫵🌽

[velvet drift]

Amazing

[velvet drift]

Huh

Whoever mako is

[quartz forge]

Who mako

[warm moat]

literally my pfp being the only thing that holds that livery together

literally used upscaling

[rich crow]

I can see her bra from kilometers

[warm moat]

literally about to end oneself

[rich crow]

It's Black

[warm moat]

literally cant stop

whining

literally brain death

literally tamaki peak mommy

[rich crow]

Eagle vision 🔥🔥🦅🦅

[warm moat]

you ignored a VERY crucial detail.

[rich crow]

What

[warm moat]

L

[rich crow]

No L bro that's for the children

[warm moat]

imagine getting your head hurt while trying to hug your anata

cuz your anata has a literal wall on her chest

[rich crow]

Bro's gonna compete with his children about who will get the milk first

[warm moat]

NUH UH

we are talking damage reduction

[velvet drift]

That's it, it's not helping my headache

I'm out

[peak dirge]

character ai 💀

[warm moat]

by elasticity

[west inlet]

.

[velvet drift]

I'm almost becoming a young adult and responsibilities are already pouring down on me

[west inlet]

.

[warm moat]

im already a young adult and i pour myself on responsibilities

[velvet drift]

Okay

[warm moat]

[velvet drift]

[warm moat]

ik im cool

no need to glaze

[quartz forge]

🦜

[velvet drift]

Who says I'm gonna?

[quartz forge]

Too much galzin on my bobodak🦜

[warm moat]

me.

[velvet drift]

Peak delulu

[warm moat]

that is the solulu

[velvet drift]

Continue living in your world broski

[warm moat]

my world is beyond the human understanding

it transcends your knowledge

[velvet drift]

The humans were smart enough not to conduct a study on someone beyond saving

🙏

[quartz forge]

Lmao

[warm moat]

bomb the humans

🔥

[velvet drift]

— Says the anomaly

[slow sky]

BrooooooOOOo

[velvet drift]

🔥

[slow sky]

I just packed a mantus

Mantis

Pro gambler

[warm moat]

im from mars wdym

[slow sky]

Hell yeaaa

[warm moat]

🔥

[slow sky]

i opened like 8 crates and got a 2200 mantis

[velvet drift]

Unidentified Lifeform detected

[warm moat]

bow down lowly creature

[velvet drift]

— Says the lowly creature taking the form of a slimy blob

[warm moat]

no

i mean

smash

but no

[velvet drift]

💀

[clear flame]

Hi, anyone wanna queue comp

[warm moat]

hi, i would like to queue for job

[molten summit]

wsg guys

[warm moat]

good is good

[quartz forge]

I wanna queue to breath

[warm moat]

because bad cant be good

[sterile jolt]

Are servers down?

[warm moat]

otherwise good will be bad

[quartz forge]

Competitive breathing

[warm moat]

and that means good cant be good anymore

because bad will become good

[rich crow]

Bluff

Chubby girl name

[warm moat]

i feel like

ambatublo

[velvet drift]

@peak dirge

How did I miss this guy mid convo

[warm moat]

i like how jobless satya is

[quartz forge]

Where is satya

[velvet drift]

Comp

With clanmate

[warm moat]

tatya

a man of desires

a gooner

[velvet drift]

Tasya

[warm moat]

a failure

[quartz forge]

What's his clan?

[velvet drift]

Bomboclat

[quartz forge]

Real?

[warm moat]

i like how adding bread on butter is chaos but butter on bread is breakfast

[hexed igloo]

im famous

[warm moat]

does it mean the chicken can breathe fire

[quartz forge]

No but it does mean I am allergic

[quartz forge]

Congratulations

[rich crow]

Bro allergic to butter

[warm moat]

congrats

now sugoma

[outer swan]

Sever dead?

[modern basalt]

Did standoff 2 just die?

[warm moat]

i say burn it in fire 🔥

[quartz forge]

Poor standoff 2

No one will miss it

[modern basalt]

The whole time i got like 400 ping and now i didn't even get my rank smh

[glacial gorge]

my main acc got muted

[glacial gorge]

ur pfp is a little girl bro lock in

[rich crow]

So2 ripped fr

[rich crow]

She 18

[glacial gorge]

doesn’t change her design

cope

good boy

[sterile seal]

yo chat I need a clan

[rich crow]

Omg these hood weebs

[crisp stump]

hi chat

[glacial gorge]

good boy

[quartz forge]

I am also uncalibrated after 10 matches no wonder

[silver cobalt]

rip so2

[glacial gorge]

say smth else respond to me

like a good doggy

[obtuse minnow]

Same

[glacial gorge]

that’s what i thought

[vagrant scroll]

Bro whay lag in login standoff????

[glacial gorge]

wdym

[river pumice]

servers died again

[twin acorn]

Check photos lol

[glacial gorge]

how

[obtuse minnow]

The servers are on fire

Dont worry

[rich crow]

What is this blud talking about

[warm moat]

gambled and opened another cs case

[river pumice]

just finished comp, game didnt end and sucked up my MMR

[warm moat]

another L

[twin acorn]

They ran out of budget 💔💔💔

[river pumice]

did u open fever

[warm moat]

nah, fracture

[river pumice]

open fever

[warm moat]

got fractured fr

[rich crow]

Open those buns bro Im making a hotdog you put those buns and I put my sausage in

[river pumice]

skeleton doppler 🤑

[glacial gorge]

good doggy you listen to me you do what you’re told

[silver cobalt]

trash game

[twin acorn]

We just won and I didn't receive any mmr 🥀🥀🥀

[obtuse minnow]

Amazing

[glacial gorge]

fax!

[warm moat]

i NEED myself that paracord

[glacial gorge]

@velvet drift i have yet to play ww 😭

[river pumice]

open fever case

[twin acorn]

Also took like 3 minutes to end the game at 10-8

[rich crow]

Only doggy here is the position your mom likes every night!!!

[glacial gorge]

i was supposed to but i forgot

[river pumice]

u can get paracord doppler

🔥

[glacial gorge]

mom jokes in big 25

i got @river pumice insults over you bro

[obtuse minnow]

Ong

[glacial gorge]

😭

[warm moat]

thats a very big "can" my man.

[river pumice]

what

[glacial gorge]

ur mako?

[vagrant scroll]

why is this game server so bad?

[rich crow]

She enjoys my big 25!!

[crisp stump]

hi and what happened with X Æ A-Xii

[obtuse minnow]

I'm the real mako

[glacial gorge]

i’m bluff my main got muted

[crisp stump]

Hello lg!

[obtuse minnow]

with villhaze pfp

[alpine bluff]

The games dying again

[river pumice]

lol

[alpine bluff]

Holy bro

[river pumice]

hi panasonic

[glacial gorge]

this guy represents character ai

what a gooner lol

[crisp stump]

How are you?

[obtuse minnow]

💀

[glacial gorge]

idk who’s that from

or where

[obtuse minnow]

You wouldn't know if you didn't ask me

Silly silly

[glacial gorge]

my pfp is from look back

[hexed igloo]

zani

[glacial gorge]

i gotta read the manga

[abstract ginkgo]

Me when zani

[obtuse minnow]

Zani from the korean hit gacha game Zani Archive

[quartz forge]

Why u trending dawg?

[slim needle]

Bro has been pretty silent since he dropped this

What's up everybody

[hexed igloo]

im him

[river pumice]

I’m fine wbu

[rich crow]

🐅🐅

[obtuse minnow]

Tiger emojis in the big '25 💔💔💔

[hexed igloo]

im very respectful with my students

[slim needle]

Big 25

[wooden summit]

@everyone help NOWWWW how do i report to Axelbolt to give me my mmr?

[obtuse minnow]

25

[river pumice]

just wait for their potato servers to finish putting out the fire

[slim needle]

The only big 25 this bro doing is Tyrone's 😈😈

[crisp stump]

I'm alr! I made a paper butterfly, homemade too!

[sour star]

imagine getting muted

[rich crow]

L

[obtuse minnow]

Frfr

[dusty sun]

Heyy LG arent you are dead we use scamsung now

[obtuse minnow]

I said the thing

[wooden summit]

uhm

[warm reef]

james

[abstract ginkgo]

What? U got disconnected and minus mmr?

[wooden summit]

So Guys

[rich crow]

Wait

This mf is Mako???

[obtuse minnow]

Oh wait

[warm reef]

james

[obtuse minnow]

Why did my other alt talked @sour star

[warm reef]

james

[obtuse minnow]

@sour star Is my other alt btw

[warm reef]

james

[sour star]

shut yo goffy up

[quartz forge]

Wazowski

[sour star]

what nruh

bruh

[river pumice]

that’s nice

[jagged moon]

anyone comp?

dude

[warm reef]

nothing

[dusty sun]

us washing machine🙏🏻😩

[sour star]

something.

[jagged moon]

i need someone for comp singapore elite

[wooden summit]

No. We all got an error and we won 10-1 and randomly the game stopped for 2 minutes and kicked us all and we received 0 mmr

[stiff panther]

Sharon Server issues -_-

[vagrant scroll]

why is this game server so bad

[warm reef]

@velvet drift is my alt and so is @river pumice

[obtuse minnow]

Wompity womp goofball

[stiff panther]

Again*

[mint cloak]

are the servers down?

[sour star]

u didnt know?

[warm reef]

and so is satya

you are all my alts

[hexed igloo]

WHAT

[quartz forge]

Damn

[warm reef]

every one of you are my alts

[rich crow]

why is there cocks

[hexed igloo]

hello mako 0

[obtuse minnow]

Mako 0

[dusty sun]

İm NOT bros alt fr🙏🏻🥀

[river pumice]

so2 potato servers on fire again

[obtuse minnow]

🔥

[warm reef]

You are my alt.

[crystal cave]

K yo self

[quartz forge]

I refuse to be ur alt
I am bobodak 🦜

[stiff panther]

So cringe

[warm reef]

You are my alt too.

[river pumice]

ok

[twin acorn]

Server's back?

[zenith trail]

Keya you idiot

[wooden summit]

Guys can you give me an admin or something to report this stupid glitch?

[stiff panther]

I meant the fact the servers are down

Again

It’s cringing me

[river pumice]

give them 3 business days to ‘fix’ the servers

[quartz forge]

Suddenly this chat is chaotic

[wooden summit]

Please

[twin acorn]

Go at their site

[river pumice]

average

[bold path]

Season 8 rank charms are the ugliest ever

[crystal cave]

Let my aura uncringe you bbg

[wooden summit]

No i just wanna know how to get my mmr back

[river pumice]

should’ve been kitsune dreams style!

[wooden summit]

Cuz I'm not letting that 💩 slide

[quartz forge]

Wait for s9 bruv

[wooden summit]

I won 10-1 and got 0 mmr

[neat sinew]

lol

[quartz forge]

Based mmr

[stiff panther]

Did this help in the past? If yes I’m happy to use your service

[dusty sun]

sigmas dont talk sigmas use brain nourons to interact other creatures

[bold path]

Yeah & season 7 one's were the best

[wooden summit]

Yeah I'm not playing until they give me my 💩 back

[twin acorn]

Based

[strange trench]

tesla washing machine supremacy

[neat sinew]

i lost 7-8 but got 40minus

[vague hamlet]

is So2 lagging?

[quartz forge]

S1 and s2 were best

[river pumice]

LG*

[wooden summit]

YES

[quartz forge]

Rest don't even come close

[neat sinew]

only low end device player

[crystal cave]

Trust, my service always delivers and so does everyone of my customers 🔥

[twin acorn]

Hell yeah

[river pumice]

I have a charm from dragon rise 🔥

[wooden summit]

Casual:/