💬│english-chat

[stoic crown]

Sell it to famous influencer so2 youtuber. Might get alot more than 10k

[stray iron]

Idk anyone

[unkempt mica]

Me

But sell it for 0.03 gold

It's worth I swear gng

[bitter carbon]

sending inv is a mistake

[hexed igloo]

Aex2 is a very famous youtuber

[bitter carbon]

now the russians are hungry for my 1G

why don't they target ewalk that has 3billion gold

[reef scarab]

yea he posts grwm content

[viral condor]

Do any of y’all wanna play comp?

I’m gold 1 rn

[viral condor]

How does he have that much

[hexed igloo]

i gave him 3 billion gold

[viral condor]

Dang

@hexed igloo wanna play comp?

I’m tryna get crates for my first knife

[hexed igloo]

i got work sorry

[viral condor]

That’s okay

When u off?

I added you so we can play sometime

[hexed igloo]

which server you play

[dusty sun]

Why is new standoff logo looks like sigma joker fr🥀🥀🥀

[hexed igloo]

why so serious

[wooden crown]

Lmao ye

I always match uo against low ranks

Nit always but there is atleast one low rank

Who gets at most 2 kills the whole game😭

[reef scarab]

🥀💔

[hexed igloo]

true

[velvet drift]

Amazing

[shell inlet]

They need to add a trade feature via friends besides marketplace, csgo has it and it really would make the game better, quality of life, and add more skins and cases more frequently because ai can do that easily

[lethal sentinel]

#📸│photos CHECK

[verbal imp]

Who currently has the highest mmr

[neat sinew]

1900

[verbal imp]

Would've been easier if they added a LEADERBOARD

[verbal imp]

That aint the highest.

[verbal imp]

Yo @velvet drift

Listen

[velvet drift]

Read carefully*

[verbal imp]

Yk what I meant fr

Anyway
So let's say ur on the floor fighting for ur life
Then you see some guy saving you but he has the born hub tshirt

How would u react

[velvet drift]

Confused

[verbal imp]

You're on the ground

And you're fighting for ur life

And a bystander ran to ur aid

Bur he has the born hub tshirt

How would u react

@stray violet how would u react
||this actually happened irl||

[mint ridge]

what if it was me wearing the t-shirt?

[distant whale]

Kinda

[verbal imp]

Now if it was u

I'd trust u

U can touch me all over

[mint ridge]

REAL!

you so real for that nox.

[distant whale]

But since this game is filled with kids, scammed are gonna have a field day

[river pumice]

‘erm we don’t plan on adding trading bc they would make scamming everywhere 🤓’

[verbal imp]

🤝

[mint ridge]

but you see I kinda find mako hot, but I don't know how to tell mako that 👉 👈

[verbal imp]

@velvet drift

Adren thinks you're hot

Hes just kinda shy

[mint ridge]

I think being a LG washing machine would very probably make you part of the victim group. Miele on top 🦾

[lone zinc]

24/10 and my team sold smh

[mint ridge]

I didn't say that!!! 😳

[distant whale]

[mint ridge]

hello Tedescho, welcome to Standoff.

[verbal imp]

^

[quartz forge]

🦜

[verbal imp]

[quartz forge]

Holy cow

[crisp mauve]

chat

[quartz forge]

Is

[mint ridge]

oh by the way, happy new year guys!!

[quartz forge]

Tf

[quartz forge]

It's Christmas clearly

[verbal imp]

Happy new years

[distant whale]

🥂

[verbal imp]

Frfr

[mint ridge]

no, it's new years, we are still 3 showers away from christmas.

[quartz forge]

If we are 3 showers away from Christmas then surely we are 5 away from new year

Because Christmas happens before new year

[mint ridge]

should I start selling bath water?

[mint ridge]

4*

[quartz forge]

Elaborate

[mint ridge]

you see you take a shower before new year so you don't have to take the old year air and dirtiness with you.

[lone zinc]

Ong

[quartz forge]

But what if you shower twice just to make sure

I mean what about the 0.01 old year air that won't be wiped out

[river pumice]

#📸│photos message

[hexed igloo]

Happy new year everyone

[neat sinew]

today is 2april

[hexed igloo]

April Fool's hhahahahaha

[neat sinew]

2april??

[river pumice]

it’s already 2nd of April

noob

[neat sinew]

skill issue

[mint ridge]

you think I am kidding? have you ever read a book?

[river pumice]

what

[mint ridge]

no.

[hexed igloo]

name 3 books

[neat sinew]

i think i must push to conqueror

[mint ridge]

kanye west's diary.

[neat sinew]

Biology chemistry physics

[neat sinew]

death note
Facebook
Dream girl

[hexed igloo]

😦 😭

[mint ridge]

the torah.

and uhhh....

[hexed igloo]

the

[mint ridge]

the uhm.

[hexed igloo]

the aztec scripture

[mint ridge]

the uhhh...

you know dn?

[hexed igloo]

the uh

[neat sinew]

The peaky blinders

[hexed igloo]

what is dn

[mint ridge]

uhhhh.

[mint ridge]

the uh.

[hexed igloo]

the

the uh

[neat sinew]

[river pumice]

#📸│photos message

[mint ridge]

you know when the uhhh. get in the uhh?

[hexed igloo]

uhhhhhhh

[neat sinew]

why is there a ukraine chat

[mint ridge]

you go all like and then the uhh uhms.

[river pumice]

@neat sinew m9 db is placeholder

[neat sinew]

db??

dual blast

[river pumice]

digital blast

💀

[neat sinew]

oh

my bad

1063045361

[thorny abyss]

I js found out how So2 device ban works lol

It's almost certaim they use this

[river pumice]

@stoic crown change rebellion

[stoic crown]

Why? I like it tho 😔

[granite drift]

[river pumice]

mid red glove use like haunt or neuro…

[neat sinew]

is there any way to buy cheap gold

[river pumice]

or maybe the new handwraps

[river pumice]

G2G

[granite drift]

yes

[neat sinew]

what

[neat sinew]

whats that

[river pumice]

dm

[neat sinew]

I heard of G2A

[granite drift]

some people sell gold in lower prices just dont get scammed

[neat sinew]

Why you redeem it??

🤓

[granite drift]

[stoic crown]

Haunt design is so tacky and childish imo i dont like it. Theres too much going on. Yeah neuro is my #1 fav glove but i dont have the money for it 💔

[neat sinew]

dm

check

[river pumice]

did u try the new handwraps

[stoic crown]

Never heard of this. Its g2g whay u mean?

[river pumice]

there’s a G2A too

[neat sinew]

Wtagshshsussiduuesusjswjwjssisisijdsjsj

[neat sinew]

But they have minimum limits

the g2g

You sent me

[river pumice]

ofc

but the limit isn’t that high

like 600G

or smth

@static crest

[static crest]

How much did it cost

[stoic crown]

Didnt like it too. I think my top 5 fav red glove will be

1. neuro
2. rebellion
3. templar
4. haunt
5. the new battlepass

[river pumice]

m9 2.9 and gloves 3.2

[static crest]

That's a great deal

[river pumice]

I like neuro and the new handwraps

I don’t like the others bc design

[neat sinew]

what if they scam i am so poor

[river pumice]

nah I used it before

check dm

[stoic crown]

Yea ive been using g2g too

Reall lol

I saw that

[neat sinew]

Hellen wong

[lethal sentinel]

Can you help me with a question

About the game

[neat sinew]

cjevk dm bro

[stoic crown]

She a real one 💯

[neat sinew]

Yeah

[neat sinew]

chevk dm

[modern basalt]

Yo

Hello gentlemen

[stoic crown]

Hello

[empty scroll]

hi

[crisp mauve]

chat

[crisp mauve]

Yea?

[chilly otter]

what service do they provide?

[stoic crown]

Dm

[lethal sentinel]

@crisp mauve I played against cheaters

And we won them

One of them got banned but i lost mmr

How's that possible

Thank god my rank didn't drop

[stoic crown]

Dw the match will be cancelled and u wont lose mmr. Just check ur inbox in so2

[lethal sentinel]

Dude

You don't understand

I won the cheaters

I won them

[stoic crown]

Yeah i know

Happen once to me too

[lethal sentinel]

Look

[stoic crown]

Cheater have wall hack but not aim lol

[lethal sentinel]

Dms

[granite drift]

anyone wanna allies

[sharp perch]

What rank

[granite drift]

any

[stray violet]

Accept his help and tell him his shirt is sick?

How else

[sharp perch]

wym any

[granite drift]

117751725

[granite drift]

i can play from smurf

[sharp perch]

Ohhk

im kinda noob tho

[granite drift]

same

[radiant ravine]

smurf comp?

im gold 1

[granite drift]

what region?

im sg

[radiant ravine]

how much you get on netherlands or france

[muted stump]

👅👅

[granite drift]

i can play nether

[radiant ravine]

alright

[radiant ravine]

ok imma hop on

[granite drift]

alr add me

[radiant ravine]

i added you im nok

[reef scarab]

servers fahked again smh

[vernal marsh]

Boys

I also have the problem

I had competitive ranger and I woke up with gold 4 why?

[rich crow]

maybe you play with a cheater and match are cancel

[vernal marsh]

No

[rich crow]

maybe you leave some game

[vernal marsh]

I didn't play with the hack

[vernal marsh]

No

[rich crow]

look your match history

[vernal marsh]

I got a cancel result in a match

10-0

Idk

[rich crow]

it for that

i dont think you have only one

[vernal marsh]

I only have one

167262139 my id

Look you pls

[lethal sentinel]

@rich crow bro game is stupid

Ahahahhah

[vernal marsh]

Yes

[lethal sentinel]

I lost 23 mmr now from 2123 am on 2100 mmr

because i won a cheater

[crisp mauve]

Then maybe whole lobby lost mmr?

[lethal sentinel]

and the match got cancelled

[vernal marsh]

exactly

[lethal sentinel]

i don't care i did talk the help system

[crisp mauve]

Ikr yesterday I got +75 mmr

[lethal sentinel]

i want my mmr back

Even though am still legeny

[rich crow]

they dont care if you win or lose a game when a cheater is here they cancel

[crisp mauve]

What they say?

[lethal sentinel]

yes but

if i loose

Againts a cheater

I get the mmr back

[knotty sierra]

.

[crisp mauve]

Fr

[lethal sentinel]

but if i win i don't get them?

What's thus bruh

[lethal sentinel]

Am waiting for response

[crisp mauve]

oh

[vernal marsh]

I lost 200 points

[crisp mauve]

lol that's so2 for you

[lethal sentinel]

i don't care that much for 23 mmr

[vernal marsh]

it's a bad game

[lethal sentinel]

but i want them

[crisp mauve]

it is

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

i check idk it wierd

[lethal sentinel]

but anyways STILL LEGEND BABY

@noble dagger hmmm

[vernal marsh]

Ok boss

[lethal sentinel]

ohne pixel

?

[warm moat]

banned.

[lethal sentinel]

Is that u

[lethal sentinel]

What?

[vernal marsh]

Why

[warm moat]

why not

[lethal sentinel]

what are u talking about

[vernal marsh]

I didn't play with the hack

[lethal sentinel]

The guy got banned

imagine loosing with hacks

crazy

[vernal marsh]

Pff

[lethal sentinel]

Shame

@warm moat ?

what is blud yapping about

[hexed igloo]

wof1n0i 2r 9i13ebfeqcqsnvqnegqpe

[granite drift]

what the sigma

[rugged trail]

Yeah

What the

[warm moat]

wot r u doin m8

[reef scarab]

@neat sinew wanted ranger, right?

lmk when u wanna play

bruh these servers

[neat sinew]

Yeah

[neat sinew]

come

[reef scarab]

gg -60

[reef scarab]

im stuck in loading screen

[neat sinew]

waiting 🐥

[reef scarab]

do u have sound or not

[neat sinew]

what should i say uhhh

[summer tide]

am eating hot fries

help

mouth hurt

help

[reef scarab]

meet me in private

i got sm that can help

[hexed igloo]

$5 is $5

[summer tide]

no thank uou

im so geeked

??????

pardon

[reef scarab]

huh?

what?

u tweakin

you look like one

better s t f u too

i got cams on you boy

[granite drift]

nothing probably

nah u good

[reef scarab]

knew you were a furry

learn how to take a joke smh

BRO THIS GAME

IM GETTING DCED

EVERY SINGLE TIME

WHATS THIS

dont make me do the things i said

[warm moat]

im about to

blow

[reef scarab]

ghay furry

[warm moat]

kinda lesb sissie

bet

[snow anchor]

bro can't even spell It correctly

tsk tsk tsk

just say you can't spell It correctly

[warm moat]

bro just admitted to commiting a sin

[granite drift]

pablo finna get touched

[snow anchor]

why make excuses

[warm moat]

i feel like

im gonna blow

ambatublow

[snow anchor]

not complaining If I do

[granite drift]

terzo goat

are they bullying yo ahhh

[warm moat]

nah im a dragon

who

[snow anchor]

learn how to spell on the wayy

[warm moat]

need myself a rich sugar mommy

what if i melt sugar and fill up a waifu pillow with it

[granite drift]

oh shi

[warm moat]

does that count as sugar mommy

90% sugar content or sum

[hexed igloo]

wof1n0i 2r 9i13ebfeqcqsnvqnegqpe

[warm moat]

zani

depends

are you 90% sugar content

[reef scarab]

this is what people think when they hear "discord"

[warm moat]

i live in my own room, i got a 125cc scooter, a honda and a vw, 2 pcs and 1 laptop one running windows, one running mint linux and one being used as a server with linux

do i meet the requirements

bet

NUH UH

mint linux the goat

[reef scarab]

@neat sinew ggs

congrats on ranger

i'll help u get champ later

[warm moat]

bgs, server lags and u teleport on 50 ping

[frosty brook]

How do I report someone?

[warm moat]

why is it called brazil

and not unpolished tennis balls

no

does my bio scream gooner

[reef scarab]

should be called "eu para do no bai lao" imo

[warm moat]

good

[warm moat]

chinga tu padre

[frosty brook]

I have a TikTok live with a guy using and promoting cheats

[neat sinew]

thanks broooo

[frosty brook]

Idk what to do

[reef scarab]

yea i didnt understand a shi u js said

[reef scarab]

i gotchu homie

[warm moat]

it means you are super nice

[frosty brook]

It’s Russian tho idk how

[warm moat]

and i am glad to be talking to you

[reef scarab]

sure bud

[neat sinew]

give me some tips to get master in duel i got it but i got back to champion because of minus

[frosty brook]

Ggs I guess I’ll report the live at least

[warm moat]

chat im about to bust

@velvet drift im suffering from success

[reef scarab]

elite in duel is ez, just dont make hella noise and dont fire randomly

[warm moat]

you sugoma

[neat sinew]

Oh

[neat sinew]

Whats the best server

[reef scarab]

lemme teach u a peeking style hol up

hop on game

[neat sinew]

Yeah

comuing

[reef scarab]

im coming from main

[warm moat]

can you juggle your balls while simultaneously juggling you life problems just like that

and evade taxes in the meantime

[reef scarab]

ask donald trump

[neat sinew]

yeah

[snow anchor]

Singapore

[warm moat]

drop cup size or lesb

[neat sinew]

no for rankpush

[snow anchor]

Ik for duels

[reef scarab]

the server w best ping bro

[snow anchor]

Singapore has bots

[warm moat]

booooo

nuh uh

im better

get out of my sight a cup

okay anyways as i was saying chat

no proof = as real as the mac 10 ruby shadow in my inv

bet (njk)

[hexed igloo]

proof?

[warm moat]

need me a man who can spend it all

and still say ily

where do i find one

[eager spoke]

Yeah you woman

(Derogatory)

[warm moat]

yes, you woman.

(slur)

deal with me

succubus!????

[rich crow]

is filled with Russians 💔

[warm moat]

why isnt it filled with me

[rich crow]

..

I have no answer to that

[warm moat]

kinda sad

i thought you were all knowing

hence disappointing aswell

[rich crow]

😔💔

[warm moat]

just like me (fr fr)

[rich crow]

(fr fr)

[warm moat]

balls.

tetris solos

[lost scaffold]

🔥

[warm moat]

🗣️ 🔥 ❗

give meee everything you took from meeeee

[lost scaffold]

Keep up am too fast🗣️🔥

[warm moat]

along with the untaxed money you been hiding

[lost scaffold]

👁️👄👁️

[warm moat]

all the girls are garlic garlic 🗣️ 🔥

assassin wof1n0i 2r 9i13enfeqcqsnvqnegqpe now going offline

successfully killed the chat

[lost scaffold]

🫡

[warm moat]

ACT LIKE AN ANGEL

JUST LIKE CRAZY

RAHHHHH

🔥

[reef scarab]

swiftie vibes

[warm moat]

i feel like blowing up backrock's office

[lost scaffold]

Background music intensifies

[wraith rover]

76 point for legend

[warm moat]

1 CV for a job

and a settled down life

and happy parents

[reef scarab]

good luck!

[wraith rover]

Thnx

[wooden crown]

Random teammates means every 15 seconds ur teammate is gonna flash u for some unknown reason

[reef scarab]

average elite rank experience in s9

[wraith rover]

i have 25 box

Open ?

[reef scarab]

save

sell later

[wraith rover]

or make it 50

[hexed igloo]

either that or the one that doesnt even understand how to throw utils

[wraith rover]

Bad box😂 😂 😂

Not royal pass

[wild dock]

Ong HAHAHA

[desert kiln]

What charm good on akr digital burst?

[stray violet]

What if instead of april fools it was called April freaks and instead of pranking each other we jorked each other

[neat agate]

I'm purring

[rich crow]

manz tellin some good thing

it should be called april freaks)

[warm moat]

what if instead of april freaks

it was called april bussin

and instead of jorking each other

we busted

[neat agate]

I'm purring

[hexed igloo]

yurr

[wooden crown]

Fr bru

[wooden crown]

Some dont even know which game they playing

[stray violet]

Already did that

[hexed igloo]

💔

[brisk plaza]

Hello chat

[warm moat]

bombardino crocadilo

[reef scarab]

bring back dabbing

[wooden crown]

Master rank and mfs still dont know how to slow walk💔

[reef scarab]

fr bruh

they be running all around apartment

and while backstabbing thru ct, they be throwing all the utils and start shooting randomly while saying "ima stealth back" like tf

[wooden crown]

Like the sound just hurts me atp

[reef scarab]

💔

shi tragic

[warm moat]

Idk im preg or what but im craving a pattern 661 ak case hardened

[reef scarab]

i think youre pregnant bro

[warm moat]

🫃

[wooden crown]

Also why does the ump have the worst bullet spread know to man💔

[reef scarab]

i once got a 4k with ump

still surprised

[wooden crown]

Tbh i'd rather use deagle or p350 rather than ump

[reef scarab]

ive got gyro

[hexed igloo]

i kept seeing people using ump lately

[reef scarab]

me using deagle will give c a n c e r to the people spectating me

[reef scarab]

that's because bronze players became elite

🙏

[hexed igloo]

gyro players makes me dizzy 😭
they gotta chill with their jittery hands

[hexed igloo]

so real

[reef scarab]

that's skill issue for them

hope none of them become surgeons 🙏

[hexed igloo]

lmao

[wooden crown]

Some gold 4 kid in my lobby (yes gold 4 in elite looby) had 2 kills but for some reason last round he got 4 kills in 1 round???

[reef scarab]

tourret syndrome havin ahh ngas

[wooden crown]

Was bro hiding his power

Or he got rlly lucky and didnt get noticed while camling

[reef scarab]

bro channeled his inner silver demon

[wooden crown]

Fr like the other had some legends in it as well 😭

[reef scarab]

😭

[wooden crown]

I mean we were winning 9-3

But still

Cool that he got a 4k

[reef scarab]

bro had to save his kd

valid crashout

[wooden crown]

At the end he only had like 6 kills anyway with 11 deaths

Casual 27 bomb for me tho

[reef scarab]

were you topfrag?

[reef scarab]

pro 🙏

[wooden crown]

Ye but i died last round

I was watching it hapoen

[reef scarab]

the gold MIGHT be better bro 🥀

[wraith rover]

I open it

[wooden crown]

Fr fr

[wraith rover]

See #📸│photos

[reef scarab]

was he chinese

[warm moat]

You can be whatever you want, you go gurl! 🎀

[reef scarab]

@wraith rover told u to not open

if you saved

the crate

[wooden crown]

Some kid from last game invited me to a lobby i rejected his ahh and now we fell into the same match again in the same team...

[reef scarab]

and so2 removed that after some time

[wooden crown]

This awkward af

[reef scarab]

it'd be selling for 10 golds after a few weeks or months

easiest way to earn gold

yea

ig

[warm moat]

Whats the hardest way to earn gold

[reef scarab]

that's what he meant

[warm moat]

Hardest and slowest

[wraith rover]

Ez i got 26 in tow day

I will get more

[reef scarab]

which one

oh

save it

[warm moat]

@rich crow get pinged noob

Also if anyone here has purple blood

Stay away from me

[reef scarab]

later, might take long

[warm moat]

Anybody else, ily

[wraith rover]

I bought knife 1000 g

[reef scarab]

rich

[wraith rover]

Now it 600g

[reef scarab]

poor

[wraith rover]

1 min

[stable torrent]

indo mana ,ayok mabar bang

[wraith rover]

Dark shiver

His nae

Name

[reef scarab]

ling long bang bang

[vagrant ivy]

Preyaicontest channel brain dead

[wraith rover]

And akr king

I buy 460

G

Now 250

[stray violet]

And daggers harmony

[reef scarab]

axlebolt pls fix servers

[stray violet]

I buy 86k

G

[reef scarab]

@stray violet fix the damn servers stanky fish

[stray violet]

Now 40k

I'll get right on it

[reef scarab]

❤️

[zealous crag]

Dwx come play

[elder pecan]

Can someone give me a knife please?

[reef scarab]

he's kim jong un's cousin, you didn't know?

[wraith rover]

Play what

[stray violet]

No 86k mold

[zealous crag]

Allies

[stray violet]

Ask @rich crow

[wraith rover]

How much your rank

[zealous crag]

Silver 4 realy close to gold tho

But defenetly not bad

[wraith rover]

You cnt play with me

[mental hollow]

ae

[zealous crag]

Wy

[wraith rover]

My rank high

[zealous crag]

What is your rank im new

[wraith rover]

Elite

[zealous crag]

Whaaat sorry my mistake

Can you only play with your rank

[wraith rover]

Not problem

I think only elite and master

[zealous crag]

Oh

So we can play

[wraith rover]

Good luck

[reef scarab]

ranger can play too

with elite

unless you're 1950+

[zealous crag]

Could i grind from silver 4 to ranger in like a full day

[wraith rover]

I try now cant

Play with ranger

[reef scarab]

was it low ranger?

or above 1550

[wraith rover]

Yah i think low

[reef scarab]

that's why

[zealous crag]

Can anyone answer this

[reef scarab]

gotta be above 1550

[wraith rover]

But im +2000

[reef scarab]

nvm

im trynna get legend in duel too but it's getting boring asf now

[zealous crag]

Do you wanne play with me we can do voice chat

[wraith rover]

Will Middle East servers launch?

The ping is high

[distant whale]

Top frag and win every game

Yeah

[reef scarab]

is he talking about allies or comp

[distant whale]

I think comp

[wraith rover]

Good luck

[reef scarab]

he must be unemployed if he wants to get s4 to ranger in a day bru

[distant whale]

I honestly thought I was gonna get bronze 💔

Last calibration game I went 9/16

[reef scarab]

kills dont matter in this season apparently

only win does

[distant whale]

💔

[reef scarab]

what'd you get

[distant whale]

Gold 2 somehow 💀

I'm not mad I'm just suprised

[reef scarab]

dang

[distant whale]

If it was the old mmr system

[hexed igloo]

nice now hit legend

[distant whale]

I would get like bronze 4 or silver

[reef scarab]

lmfao no one is getting below gold in calib this season bro

[distant whale]

Solo q to legend 🔥

[mental hollow]

My bro so bad he got silver 2 😭💔

[distant whale]

Getting to bronze is more harder than winning 10 games 😭

[reef scarab]

legend ranked oppo aint ready for kaft1ka demon

[hexed igloo]

i got a team with bronze 4 allies during my rank games 💔

[reef scarab]

😭

[hexed igloo]

ye bro its easy now

[reef scarab]

must be an a u t i s t with down syndrome bro

[distant whale]

I'm gonna whiff every shot 😈

[wraith rover]

I lost due to the game -60

[hexed igloo]

i soloq from g3 to master

[mental hollow]

that's crazy

[reef scarab]

who is also half paralyzed

[hexed igloo]

im crazy

[mental hollow]

mad lucky with teammates 😭💀

[reef scarab]

goat

[distant whale]

Duel rank is gonna be the only one that matters

[reef scarab]

shi tragic

[hexed igloo]

hell na, i carried their ahh 💔

[mental hollow]

when i was playing solo, my teammates were "Rangers" and "champions" but last season silvers and bronzes 💔💔

[sour star]

no?

i played a silver that got elite

[hexed igloo]

i was against like gold players anyway

[hexed igloo]

its easy match

[reef scarab]

you can get elite in duel

not even kidding

[mental hollow]

Meh fair enough

[reef scarab]

you'll get gold opponents bro

[mental hollow]

Gold opponents are easy

[reef scarab]

yea

[sour star]

i get master+ in my games

[distant whale]

Every match I had in calibration was filled with Rangers 💔

[reef scarab]

s9 golds are s8 bronze

[hexed igloo]

gold before S8 was already easy
now imagine S9

[mental hollow]

Season 8 golds im talking, season 9 golds are bronzes in disguise

[reef scarab]

check their s8, they prolly neg silver last season lmao

[distant whale]

😔

[hexed igloo]

lmao

[distant whale]

They played like silvers 😭

[reef scarab]

sheep in wolf's clothing

[distant whale]

Only problem was my own teammates

[sour star]

but theyre not always master material

[mental hollow]

Literally

[sour star]

cuz the guy was silver

[hexed igloo]

the amount of time i 10-1 is insane
like im playing defuse bro

[sour star]

(duels)

[reef scarab]

ahaxaxaxaxa

[fast cosmos]

Who is unranked in duel?

[sour star]

zani prime

[distant whale]

Duels scary

[sour star]

💯

[sour star]

no its not

[mental hollow]

duels easy if you have a good aim

[reef scarab]

homeboy finna team in duel

[sour star]

i need 10matches for legend on there

[hexed igloo]

prime ❌
Season 9 ✅

[reef scarab]

yea

[distant whale]

Yuh uh

[hexed igloo]

I feel so sigma!

[fast cosmos]

Bro I wont lf a team

[distant whale]

I wanna burn the yard map to the ground

[sour star]

no i literally played a silver in s8 and he got elite in duels

[reef scarab]

discord mod spotted

[mental hollow]

i could easily go for Elite but since ranks dont mean much in this season, i want to have triple master cus the rank looks cool lol

[sour star]

STOP doing this to me @hexed igloo

[hexed igloo]

I feel so sigma!

[distant whale]

The silver was going easy on you 😈

[sour star]

STOP PLEASE

[fast cosmos]

Who is unranked in duel?

[sour star]

LET ME FREE

[crisp mauve]

chat

[wraith rover]

Okay anyone play allies

[sour star]

😭 🙏

[crisp mauve]

Me

[reef scarab]

master rank fr does look cool

[fast cosmos]

Can I dm u?

[sour star]

triple legend>

[hexed igloo]

cirno the typa fairy to say I feel so sigma

[reef scarab]

what's your rank

[crisp mauve]

Yea

[distant whale]

Carry me in comp pls

[mental hollow]

imo the best looking rank

[wraith rover]

Elite

[fast cosmos]

What rank are u?

[reef scarab]

i literally got g4 bro im not gonna talk about my team

[wraith rover]

82 to legend
I need one pro

[hexed igloo]

lmao

[mental hollow]

nah master looks better, legend is better but master just looks cooler

[distant whale]

that's still good mane!

I'm g2

[wraith rover]

To help me

[sour star]

real skill leaked

[reef scarab]

😭

[stable stone]

anyone allies?

[reef scarab]

im legend in allies and elite in duel

[hexed igloo]

master doesnt feel special now

[mental hollow]

Yeah

[reef scarab]

please 🙏

[sour star]

i just like the dark blue bc its my 2nd fav color

[wraith rover]

Nice

[mental hollow]

I love the cyan color of master

[stable stone]

someone allies

[hexed igloo]

maybe i should continue my soloq journey to legend

[sour star]

i got out master so fast in duels

[wraith rover]

Im elite in comp and allies

[sour star]

its crazy

[distant whale]

50 elites vs 5silver's

[mental hollow]

it looks great with my pfp in Standoff too

[reef scarab]

"my teammates flash me"

[sour star]

type shi

[hexed igloo]

geeked vs locked in

[reef scarab]

reminisce, zani, reminisce

[crisp mauve]

chat²

[mental hollow]

Freaky ahh teammates

[distant whale]

And then the silvers win 😭

[wraith rover]

You

[sour star]

chat³

[reef scarab]

it's been 3 days since i joined and ive gotten 18 mutes

[crisp mauve]

chat⁴

[sour star]

bro got 18h of mutes in his 72h

[hexed igloo]

im banned like 10 times

[crisp mauve]

fr

[sour star]

actual and factual?

[reef scarab]

defuse fr the new rank 🥀

[distant whale]

[sour star]

chat⁵

[hexed igloo]

real (im a war criminal)

[wooden crown]

The moment i see a walking living russian irl i'm gonna jump them and beat their ahh women men i dont care no russian is safe from me from this point on

[crisp mauve]

anyone comp/allies rn?

[sour star]

relatable

[stable stone]

can someone help me get phoenix please im stuck at gold 4?

[wooden crown]

Rank?

[wraith rover]

I dont lose 8-0 today haha

[sour star]

bros mad at people who are innocent

[crisp mauve]

Calibrating in allies

[distant whale]

Real?

[wooden crown]

If ur stuck at any rank this season just wrap it uo

[wooden crown]

Yes

[mental hollow]

For real

[wooden crown]

Every single one of them none is safe

[reef scarab]

bro finna play duel mode against a pregnant woman

[reef scarab]

🥀

[distant whale]

WHAT

[mental hollow]

Mad

[wooden crown]

Nah + thats disgusting i got a girk

[sour star]

[mental hollow]

• mods lurking

[hexed igloo]

25usd and ill do it

[wraith rover]

When

[sour star]

[reef scarab]

femboy furry lover

nah

[distant whale]

[wooden crown]

We were winning 9-2 and we lost 10-9 thats why and its all bc of those stupid russians

[reef scarab]

no shi

🙏

[distant whale]

Cats right?

[sour star]

how did u literally LOSE rounds😭🙏

losing 7rounds and giving it to the enemy???

[reef scarab]

doesnt that basically sum up so2

[sour star]

pros have english names

[mental hollow]

only if they are in the enemy team, if i see someone with a russian name on MY team, i know im doomed to loose

[sour star]

like fRONZES

[wraith rover]

Try lying later kid

[ember turtle]

How i can report troller?

[sour star]

yeah quit now

[reef scarab]

pop out at 1 in the morning bear dropped the fax 🗣️

[sour star]

its quarter b4 9

[reef scarab]

bro

🤦‍♂️

[wraith rover]

Ok

[sour star]

[reef scarab]

10/10 ragebait

[wraith rover]

🤦‍♂️

[crisp mauve]

chat is +75 mmr rare?

[sour star]

its 8:45 tho

[hexed igloo]

quarter past 5 💥

[wraith rover]

What

[sour star]

arp not really

[reef scarab]

give me nitro and i shall bestow upon you the holy grail of brainrot

[wraith rover]

I dont lose 8

Send pic

[sour star]

actual and factual?

[reef scarab]

head naked is fuggin crazy 😭

[wraith rover]

Picture

#📸│photos

Here

[stoic crown]

Nice name

[reef scarab]

not real and imaginary

[wraith rover]

For all

[sour star]

[wraith rover]

🤦 🤦

[hexed igloo]

WHAT

[onyx python]

Hi

[lost scaffold]

💀

[hexed igloo]

grammar officier

[sour star]

😐

[hexed igloo]

💔

[sour star]

i saw what you deleted @potent gate

[stoic crown]

💔

[lost scaffold]

W sticker imo🔥

[sour star]

i did.

[hexed igloo]

lmao

[lost scaffold]

.....

[wraith rover]

One Allies

[sour star]

foreigner

[hexed igloo]

I wish russians are real

[topaz lagoon]

@stoic crown I cant

sum guy did

[blissful vapor]

Chat is the gloves "burning fists" and the butterfly knife black widow a good combo?

[sour star]

i wish you were real

[hexed igloo]

I feel so sigma!

[topaz lagoon]

The AWP was from an old skin box collection

[blissful vapor]

Chat is the gloves "burning fists" and the butterfly knife black widow a good combo?

[sour star]

very homosexual

[topaz lagoon]

Pass it on to me, I'll see how it is and maybe I'll return it

[sour star]

low ranks be like

[hexed igloo]

default gloves x default knife 🔥 🔥 🔥

[sour star]

only real option frfr

[blissful vapor]

wow

[warm moat]

ong ong fr fr

[hexed igloo]

Bible*

[hexed igloo]

betting money to get money

[blissful vapor]

I'm planning on getting that

[reef scarab]

pop out at 1 in the morning, you really wanna know this kinda life never boring, she brought dior with her man from the store, but she bring it to my table when the drinks start pouring

[stoic crown]

He either a rich guy or just an idiot who didnt check the sticker prices

[hexed igloo]

im gonna buy it so you dont have competition

[crisp mauve]

chat

[sour star]

stop singing and sleep

[blissful vapor]

@stoic crown is this combo good... Burning fist gloves and butterfly black widow

[sour star]

chat²

[stoic crown]

Yea gonna need to check the marketplace 24/7

[crisp mauve]

chat³ let's play compi

[sour star]

chat⁴ nah

[reef scarab]

i'll stooo singing

[hexed igloo]

black widow with haunt gloves

[stoic crown]

No ive tried. Not match the theme at all. Use templat glove or rebellion

[sour star]

black widow w neuro

[crisp mauve]

chat⁵ sad gotta solo que again🥀

[hexed igloo]

:WHAT:

[blissful vapor]

25 gold but I'm planning on buying the 1k G bundle then sell my knife

[reef scarab]

@stoic crown whats your allies rank

[sour star]

chat⁶ L

[sour star]

[blissful vapor]

Alright thanks bro

[hexed igloo]

:feeling_sigma:
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[stoic crown]

Allies phoenix gold 4 💔

[reef scarab]

hop on let's play, ima play from alt @stoic crown

[rugged trail]

[stoic crown]

How kind. But i cant rn im visiting my relatives

[knotty sierra]

[stoic crown]

Thx for asking

[sour star]

bonjour madame!

[reef scarab]

go socialize then bru why u on dc 😭

[warm moat]

i hate it when

[knotty sierra]

Je suis un homme

[warm moat]

i hate it

[hexed igloo]

wof1n0i 2r 9i13ebfeqcqsnvqnegqpe

[sour star]

:o

[knotty sierra]

Love 🫶🏻 ahah

[stoic crown]

Iam rn. Just having conversation while also active on dc

🥀💔

[reef scarab]

vro multitasking

lets go

[blissful vapor]

Who is this guy?

[stoic crown]

💀

[reef scarab]

@blissful vapor run bro

[sour star]

skibidi beta

[reef scarab]

it's gonna peg u too

save yourself

@blissful vapor run far away

to a distant land

i said it

im sorry

😭

pls dont peg me

[blissful vapor]

Will do bro

[hexed igloo]

is this the new 2025 meta to level up social skill faster

[reef scarab]

was

[blissful vapor]

What is your gender

[hexed igloo]

He is ♀️

[reef scarab]

transformed to male bro

[sour star]

i am transformer

[reef scarab]

customization moment

[sour star]

🚙

[blissful vapor]

Bro is not Optimus prime

[wraith rover]

What favorite video setting.

[topaz lagoon]

The worst part wasn't that, there were 2 skins with 1 1k sticker on each

[reef scarab]

it aint gon let u hit bro

[wraith rover]

I make screen resolution high

[lost scaffold]

Is this rizz?

Lmao👾

Mb gang😔

[reef scarab]

just cuz u got a pair of t i t s on yo pfp doesnt make u a female

[sour star]

its a femboy w pads

[reef scarab]

oh my fault bruh

[stray violet]

3000g for 20 usd

[lost scaffold]

Bro need proofs😭

[warm moat]

ts pmo sm

[hexed igloo]

femboys are really stepping up their games

[lost scaffold]

Fr

[sour star]

slide me 100 for free

[warm moat]

icl imalms

[reef scarab]

nah

dont need em

[sour star]

ai is this advanced now?? dang

[reef scarab]

pls dont