💬│english-chat

[rough quiver]

Life hit bad 😅 just came to spend few mins on discord

[frail hamlet]

Can someone help me I should be getting 144 fps but standoff only allows me 120 :(

[dense thistle]

Hope it gets well 🥰

Soon

[rough quiver]

I have been away like 3 or more months

[rough quiver]

Mehh i have 2 kids now im cooked

[dense thistle]

What!!!!

Your married

[dense thistle]

I also started playing after 1 year

[rough quiver]

Yeah

[dense thistle]

Dammmmm

How old are you

[rough quiver]

I haven’t just have doscord

[rough quiver]

25

[dense thistle]

25 and 2 kids woooow

[rough quiver]

Twins

[dense thistle]

Congratulations 🥳🎉🎉

[rough quiver]

Im joking

[uneven bone]

Hey guys We have A NA faceit New server with everyone active and playing Dm me to send link if un interested to play money prizepools

[rough quiver]

They would starve

😂

[dense thistle]

Ay man

I'm so dumb

No more kids 🥺

[rough quiver]

Just working 🤦🏻‍♂️ no time for anything

[dense thistle]

Nahh by seeing your inventory you can definitely afford them

[rough quiver]

Like a good peasant i am

[obsidian obsidian]

who want 1v1

[dense thistle]

I was gonna ask for a photo of the twins I hate you

[radiant geode]

I just lost my arcane sticker

[rough quiver]

I guess u have a better one . I gave most of them away

[dense thistle]

Why?

[rough quiver]

🙃🙃 in the future

[robust fern]

Damn man, planning to do it again

[eager badger]

Who to play?

[rough quiver]

Lil cousin wanted it so he got them

😅😅

[dense thistle]

Ohhh

Nice

You too old to play games now lol

[rough quiver]

Not playing anymore

[rough quiver]

I love playing i just dont have time

🥲

[dense thistle]

What job are you doing

[rough quiver]

Dry wall and decoration . ( part of construction)

[dense thistle]

Ohhh

Pays well?

[rough quiver]

Yeah I work for my self

[eager badger]

What are some English YouTubers on standoff 2?

[dense thistle]

Ohh so it's like your own business

[rough quiver]

Yeah not bad

[dense thistle]

Niceeeee

[rough quiver]

Bought a car 6 month’s ago

[dense thistle]

Ohhh

[rough quiver]

Wanna sell it to buy a new one

[dense thistle]

Which one you buying?

[rough quiver]

But lazy to work more

[dense thistle]

Lol

[plain pagoda]

money flows and air breaks

[rough quiver]

If i go to Germany im taking a Bmw

[dense thistle]

You old now gotta work hard your childhood days gone

[plain pagoda]

the only water is range down yellow to the fruit of the color

[rough quiver]

Nahh im not getting married 😂

[dense thistle]

25 is still old

[rough quiver]

Single forever

[sour star]

eyo beni wsgood

[rough quiver]

Hello how u doing

[noble dagger]

[sour star]

itsa me! vydas

[dense thistle]

Put a old pfp so I can remember you

[sour star]

uhh

[rough quiver]

Yeah i know

U still trying with youtube

[sour star]

this ones pretty old

@dense thistle

[sour star]

yuh

[dense thistle]

Nahh I don't remember this

[sour star]

didnt upload for 5 pr 6 months

[dense thistle]

Are you the zerotwo guy?

[sour star]

promised a vid after s9

[dense thistle]

I remember people by pfp

[sour star]

ended up streaming only

[small pollen]

Does anyone have a knife that can give it to me for free (ones they dont use )

[sour star]

yuh

[small pollen]

Does anyone have a knife that can give it to me for free (ones they dont use )

[rough quiver]

🙄🙄

[dense thistle]

Ok I remember now

[uneven bone]

hey

Hey guys We have A NA faceit New server with everyone active and playing Dm me to send link if un interested to play money prizepools

[rough quiver]

I remember people asking for 50 G now they ask knifes?

Inflation hit hard

[small pollen]

Ye

Does anyone have a knife that can give it to me for free (ones they dont use )

[sour star]

this pfp maybe?

[dense thistle]

Lmao

[dense thistle]

Nahh it was a full body one

[small pollen]

Does anyone have a knife that can give it to me for free (ones they dont use )

[sour star]

but gold prices r only 32€ now

[sour star]

hmm

[small pollen]

Does anyone have a knife that can give it to me for free (ones they dont use )

[rough quiver]

He richer than 98% of people in this server

[small pollen]

Who

[hoary trout]

Can you stop begging for a knife?

[rough quiver]

They cheaper?

[small pollen]

Ofc all who have now they act like jerks

[dense thistle]

You were the 3 richest person ik in this game

[neon thicket]

they're expensive

[sour star]

it was 34 before

33.99

now its 31.99

but nothing changed on ios

[rough quiver]

Yeah im not even close to hem

[dense thistle]

Show inventory

[robust fern]

Dang

[sour star]

i sold loads for underprice

[rough quiver]

I think it was like 22$

[dense thistle]

Why?

[sour star]

bc 4 months ago i wanted to quit

s9 got me back

[rough quiver]

Ohh okay didn’t knew about the rules

[sour star]

less cheaters and easier dodges

[rough quiver]

Thanks

[sour star]

im ngl

[dense thistle]

Should have sold to me 🥺

[sour star]

np

i gave 6k to my lil bro

[robust fern]

You coming back?

[sour star]

and he bought a butterfly i think

[dense thistle]

Ohhh niceee

[robust fern]

Can I be ur brother

[rough quiver]

🙄 my cousin took like 30 sharp cases 😂😂

[brisk plaza]

what about mine 5 finger settings? 💔

[sour star]

nah

[rough quiver]

He just left me the m9 knife and the gloves and 40 gold

[supple hawk]

W if he kept them and waiting to go up

[robust fern]

Sister?

[dense thistle]

@rough quiver @sour star Ayo give your cousins number 🤣🤣

[sour star]

right i wanted to send but ended up taking a shower 😭

[brisk plaza]

generous 😭

[brisk plaza]

atleast u shower I guess 💔

[rough quiver]

Yeah he took around 15k Gold

[sour star]

ya

[dense thistle]

Fair deal tbh

[sour star]

youre not getting anything💀

[rough quiver]

As long as he happy. Not planing to play it anymore to be honest

[dense thistle]

🤣

[robust fern]

Aight😂 ik

[brisk plaza]

ooof

[dense thistle]

Lol bro hates the game

[sour star]

brother n sister stuff yk

[dense thistle]

They made ranking up super easy in the game I'm about to reach legend

[rough quiver]

Yeah 😂😂

[brisk plaza]

@sour star can u send sensitvity on dm? 🙏

[robust fern]

Yeah I wish to have an elder brother but nah I gotta be the eldest

[sour star]

@brisk plaza my old sens is not used anymore

bc im on ipad jow

now

[rough quiver]

There still hackers?

[brisk plaza]

oof

[shell lake]

Can somebody buy my skins

[robust fern]

Nah not that

[dense thistle]

Not as many as they made ranking super easy

[sour star]

real

[rough quiver]

How easy. They lowered the points to reach for it

Or what

[dense thistle]

You win 10/10 matches you will reach elite

[shell lake]

Can somebody buy my skins 😉

Dm

[rough quiver]

Ohh thats not bad

[dense thistle]

9/10 master

[rough quiver]

Maybe if i buy a laptop i will download it again

[dense thistle]

8/10 champ or ranger

[sour star]

yes they lowered

[dense thistle]

7/10 ranger

[sour star]

and the mmr system is inflated too

[rough quiver]

This is bad to be honest

[dense thistle]

It's super easy now

[rough quiver]

So u cant see good and bad players

[dense thistle]

Yea

[rough quiver]

I took me 300 games to get elite in season 6-7

[sour star]

exactly

[rough quiver]

😅😅

[dense thistle]

All the silver players are now chap and stuff

[sour star]

i see ppl who r dog at the game be ranger

[rough quiver]

Lmao thats trash 😂

[sour star]

when before they were actually acceptable

[robust fern]

I am gold 1 this season and was looking forward to carry you all this time

[shell lake]

Can somebody buy my skins

[dense thistle]

Lmao I never even reached above gold before this

[rough quiver]

Lol

[sour star]

(some of them)

[dense thistle]

And now I'm legend

[rough quiver]

I dont play it anymore

[rough quiver]

Dammm 😂😂

[sour star]

turning unc?

[robust fern]

Get back at duh game Mann it's good

[sour star]

nvm ur already unc

[rough quiver]

So
More reasons to not download it again

[robust fern]

We got a new knife

[sour star]

lowkey fire

[rough quiver]

What unc mean

[dense thistle]

Basically but they added some fire skins ngl

[shell lake]

Old

[robust fern]

Mantis right, I need that

[sour star]

i bought at an inflated price

[warm moat]

Touching thyself violently

[dense thistle]

Uncle

[rough quiver]

Ahhh yeah 🥹

[sour star]

i dont regret tho

[warm moat]

Is the first form of acceptance

Then comes stroking

2 stroking

[sour star]

cuz theres an item that makes me so much profit in less thsn 24h

after each update

[warm moat]

Then 4 stroking

Then the gearless transmission mechanism

[robust fern]

I bought a fnfal aquamarine at 0.60 and rn it's at 0.18

[warm moat]

Then the power output

[shell lake]

I made around 12g profit today

[warm moat]

Then the machine goes decomish

[sour star]

[warm moat]

Ending credits
Brr brrr
Curtain goes down

[rough quiver]

I used to invest to .
My main item was p90 and one sticker 😅

[shell lake]

Can somebody buy my skins tho 🫣

[robust fern]

Teach me mann

I need money

[dense thistle]

#📸│photos

[sour star]

i cant, that thing will drop/rise in price so fast and become so unstable

[warm moat]

Stroking never been easier

[sour star]

i cant risk my income

🙏

[dense thistle]

#📸│photos

[robust fern]

I have been playing since season 2 and my most expensive is AKR nano

[warm moat]

🙏

[robust fern]

Dusk tide is my first epic

[rough quiver]

Is that ur inventory?

[dense thistle]

Yep

[warm moat]

What are the odds you pay first

For the account

[rough quiver]

Thats all u have ?

[sour star]

0

[dense thistle]

Yea I'm f2p 🥺

[warm moat]

Will you pay first

Or take the account first

[sour star]

@bronze grove will offer for 20$ legend acc

[robust fern]

Check my things yo

[warm moat]

Only MM i know is M&Ms

[robust fern]

#📸│photos

[warm moat]

Snitch

[clear flame]

😊🙏

[dense thistle]

Snitches get stiches

[warm moat]

Fr

[sour star]

what i snitch bro

[rough quiver]

Thats bad I thought u have a5k inventory

[robust fern]

#📸│photos

[sour star]

(scamming)

[warm moat]

When did bro start being middle man rather than dropping albums 😭🙏

[eager spoke]

@verbal imp

Wake up

[dense thistle]

Nahh I never spent money on this game im a hard working boy

[eager spoke]

Eggnox

Wake up

[warm moat]

@velvet drift

With this treasure

I summon mahoraga

[dense thistle]

You a snitch

[warm moat]

Rise from the dead

Bust over the living

Die again

Refuse to elaborate

[rough quiver]

Ohh I always remembered u with a good inventory to be honest

[robust fern]

That's shiit ton of boxes

[warm moat]

I also mean the REAL carti boy

[rough quiver]

Is empire box in market now?

[warm moat]

There aint no carti from temu

[dense thistle]

Lol that must be vizzz I showed his inventory here to attract scammers here

[robust fern]

Yeah, buy it for 3 gold

[warm moat]

Im about to start tweaking

[robust fern]

Quick

[warm moat]

So hard

[dense thistle]

160 as soon as they are worth 10 imma sell

[robust fern]

Shiiit mannn I should have done that

4 years for what

[serene cape]

Did they do anything for April fools?

[rough quiver]

Why there have to be always a weird kid in every damn server

[dense thistle]

You should buy them only 2g rn in a year 10 g

[robust fern]

Imma do it, but is it worth it

Because I have 0.07

[dense thistle]

How much gold are you willing to invest?

[robust fern]

0.07

[sweet crest]

What

[dense thistle]

Stickers are the best to invest in

[sweet crest]

Hi

[robust fern]

Maybe around 8 if I sell my Akr nano and m4a1 kitsune

[dense thistle]

Yo

[rough quiver]

🙄🙄

[robust fern]

Man what

[oblique dawn]

Guys if my so2 acc got hack how can I get it back?

[warm moat]

Look man, i aint no model citizen but sybau

[sweet crest]

I wish i was never born 💔, aw are you ok

[rough quiver]

😅😅

[rich crow]

Meow

[warm moat]

I wish you used one of your senses on yourself 💔

[rough quiver]

Open new one

[robust fern]

Check my inventory it's pretty decent actually

[warm moat]

If your account got hack

[dense thistle]

You don't have enough gold rn do battle pass and don't open boxes or sticker cases and sell them at the end

[warm moat]

Remove the hack

Ez

[dense thistle]

It's just how my life is

[rich crow]

????

[robust fern]

Ima do that

[oblique dawn]

Bro but my friend spend sooo much on that acc 😭

[sweet crest]

Owh, need to talk dude

[robust fern]

Maybe next time

[warm moat]

Tell your friend its time to pack up

[rough quiver]

Bro inventorys i have seen and inventorys i have played one . Mine and yours look pretty bad

[warm moat]

Im about to do unspeakable things

[dense thistle]

You can at least have 200-300 gold if you complete the pass and don't open anything

[rough quiver]

U cant get it back unfortunately

[sweet crest]

Your friend?

[warm moat]

Too low

Scam

[rich crow]

I need 60k gold

😈😈

[warm moat]

Bros asking for 800 usd

[dense thistle]

Nahh I'm used to it now just waiting for someone to pull the trigger until then I'm just living

[warm moat]

Lol

[sweet crest]

Oh cmon

[robust fern]

What's the best gun u own

[warm moat]

I need tips and tricks on how to dissolve human protein

[robust fern]

I got u homie if you feel left out hmu

[rough quiver]

None😅

[sweet crest]

Interesting

[hoary trout]

I can send you a list of chemical reactions from my chemistry class

[dense thistle]

I mean there always going to be someone better what's the fun in that

[warm moat]

Bet

[dense thistle]

[robust fern]

Eh, okay 👌

[warm moat]

I need to dissolve a certain oily substance

[dense thistle]

[warm moat]

Which seems to turn into a polymer feeling substance

When in contact with water

[oblique dawn]

Yea it's my friend acc that got hack we started a yt channel and needed someone to edit hi thumbnails but that guy need his Gmail or something

[warm moat]

It also seems to turn liquid when the temperature has a sudden change

And has the properties of hardening

[robust fern]

Sounds like me

[hoary trout]

Anyone here looking for a clan?

[dense thistle]

I'm gonna go now byee people

[robust fern]

Stay alive and well homie

[sweet crest]

Hey dont hurt yourself

[dense thistle]

I won't thank you

Byee

[warm moat]

I hurt myself all the time, from scraping knees to letting it grow back 💔

[sweet crest]

What

Bro my lips are swalled

[sweet crest]

I look horrible

[robust fern]

it doesn't grow back for some people unfortunately

[warm moat]

Let it grow back then

[outer bolt]

shucks

[warm moat]

Otherwise if knees didnt show signs of growing

What else will

[sweet crest]

Why are we discussing sh

[rough quiver]

Let me try find some old photos how i used to invest in market 😅

[warm moat]

We are discussing the growth of knees

After hurting them

[rich crow]

Ooga booga

[sweet crest]

I am half convinced 50% of people on discord are depressed

[outer bolt]

indeed

[velvet drift]

Nice ping bro

[rich crow]

@velvet drift

[wraith python]

anyone know when the empire box will increase prices?

[outer bolt]

real

[velvet drift]

Not a nice ping of you

[rich crow]

Tabure what's that pfp

Heaven's door?

[warm moat]

Bro is half convinced that half the people on discord are half depressed because half of the depressed people are half depressed as if they were half more depressed they would still be half depressed if they had a higher half depression limit

[outer bolt]

yup

[robust fern]

Probably not, I am not depressed because I cut contacts with people I despise

[sweet crest]

My lips hurt

[rich crow]

I see

[velvet drift]

I'm different, I'm full depressed.

[outer bolt]

mhm

[sweet crest]

I am apperently depressed and i didnt know that

[warm moat]

I'm about to hurt my knee again and let it grow

Ts pmo sm chat

[robust fern]

Well NOW I'm curious

[sweet crest]

Sooo

[warm moat]

Nooo

[velvet drift]

Got generational curse

🙏💔

[warm moat]

Thats why i summoned you my dear

Anatawa chinchin no chiisai janaidesu

[rough quiver]

Couldn’t find many but u will get the idea

[robust fern]

Post it home

[velvet drift]

[warm moat]

I have a sudden urge

To ram into a happy family of 4

[rich crow]

A sudden urge

[outer bolt]

crazy

[rough quiver]

I used to buy 200 p90 in market crash 😅😅

[sweet crest]

Bro did you ask em witch one

[rich crow]

To buy 60k gold and give it to me!!!!

[warm moat]

A sudden urge to hurt my knee and let it grow back

💔

[robust fern]

I'm gonna cry myself to sleep

[velvet drift]

The sudden urge to give me 1567g‼️

[rich crow]

You are a femboy

[sweet crest]

Damn ya need to talk?

[warm moat]

Who

[rich crow]

I barely have 67g rn

[rich crow]

YOU

[warm moat]

I need

[sweet crest]

Nah, its a wager, and look at yourself

[warm moat]

Help

[rough quiver]

Most i have won from is the sunstrike sticker. . I owed like 300-400

[rich crow]

🫵🫵

[sweet crest]

Wow

I thought

Lmfao

[warm moat]

Nanni!???

[sweet crest]

Mb

[warm moat]

Yes, yb.

[outer bolt]

mf i have like 0.67

[robust fern]

It's expensive asf rn

[rich crow]

I look sigma + pure blood Mexican

[warm moat]

I have another sudden urge

[rich crow]

Imagine

[warm moat]

To become your sigma

Keya

[robust fern]

Download the game man I need u to help me grind

[rough quiver]

How much has gone ?
I dont have it anymore

[velvet drift]

The sudden urge to violate @rich crow's rights

[rich crow]

I'd mog your dad and throw you to the blackpill lil bro 😈😈🔥

[sweet crest]

Lol

[warm moat]

Ikr

[crisp stump]

p

[warm moat]

I'll redpill you

[crisp stump]

Time to pray again

[warm moat]

Then blackpill you

[crisp stump]

bye chat

[warm moat]

Then pill you

[sweet crest]

Keya arent you a guy

[outer bolt]

bai

[stiff marten]

Hi everyone

[rough quiver]

Havent been in game a long time now . I don’t really know the market anymore

[rich crow]

No I'm a female

Duuuh

[warm moat]

Is that silly bird going to hit the ground at mach f

[rich crow]

Tan

[stiff marten]

what

[warm moat]

The silly bird looking creature in your pfp

Is it going to hit the ground at mach f

[stiff marten]

Its airplane with legs

[velvet drift]

Freaky

[warm moat]

Thats why

[stiff marten]

kinda

[warm moat]

Why does it have legs

[sweet crest]

Noooope

[warm moat]

And why is it called airplane

[rich crow]

Because it's VTOL

[velvet drift]

To land, stupid

[stiff marten]

because its now legplane

[rich crow]

Bro's a ROTY

[stiff marten]

airleg

[warm moat]

Mb gng, thought it was for jumping

[stiff marten]

a people who thinks all the time

[warm moat]

Why is it called a legplane

[stiff marten]

has nothing to think about, except thoughts

[velvet drift]

Because it has legs

[warm moat]

But why plane

[velvet drift]

A person who thinks all the time

[warm moat]

Whats its eqauation

What dimension is that plane

Is it a closed plane

[rich crow]

Person below me loves getting laid with Turan

[stiff marten]

"why is sun levitating and not falling" ahh

[warm moat]

this comment is a mirror

Real.

[rich crow]

L

[warm moat]

W in my book

Stay mad

L

[stiff marten]

"why is moon earth's satellite" ahh question

[brazen hollow]

N

[warm moat]

Etflix?

[rich crow]

"W in my book" bro you still draw in the walls

[stiff marten]

netflix

[warm moat]

Well dih

Cuz duh is overrated

[stiff marten]

netflex

[rich crow]

Copry you have to sponsor me 60k gold

[sour star]

nah ah

[warm moat]

Im about to start some acts of violent usage of human senses

[brazen hollow]

[stiff marten]

How do ppl even get legends and elites bro

[brazen hollow]

I dont have gold

[stiff marten]

That seems impossible to me vruh

[brazen hollow]

I’m Poor

[rich crow]

Since your country took a lot of gold from mine you have a historical debt

[brazen hollow]

[warm moat]

Cuz they dont, you are in a simulation and its all fake.

[stiff marten]

you have boost so you aren't poor

liar

[warm moat]

I have a cookie

Am i rich

[rich crow]

Mf casually calling you a snitch after getting respect banned and s1 muted

[brazen hollow]

[warm moat]

Im about to tweak

[rich crow]

Rich in sugar you fatty

[warm moat]

Well thats why im your sugar daddy

KO

Bell tolls
rolling credits

[rich crow]

Sugar daddy bro You scrape sugar off the glazed cookies to sweeten the coffee

[stiff marten]

i want phoenix or ranger

[sour star]

s1 WAS a scammer

according to a friend

so idkkkk

[warm moat]

Boi dont even hop on me, you the kinda dude who'd hop on his handicapped pet lizard to visit the local wallmart cuz your mobility scooter burnt out

[stiff marten]

ts pmo is not tuff

[crisp stump]

hi guys I'm back

[warm moat]

Hi back

[warm moat]

Uh huh...

[stiff marten]

no I'm back

[warm moat]

That explains the arrogance

TOO well

[stiff marten]

black*

[brazen hollow]

N

[warm moat]

etflix.

[rich crow]

Your mom so broke he gets pregnant to have something inside her belly

[crisp stump]

Hi X Æ A-Xii

[rich crow]

[stiff marten]

i had another way of thinking

[warm moat]

Sorry kid, cope harder. Absolute baboon mentality. Take a shower. Gn kid. I'm staying up and you finna take an L again

[rustic sparrow]

#freerico

[stiff marten]

I

geria

[warm moat]

A person who thinks all the time

Busts

Im person

[stiff marten]

you are a boy

[brazen hollow]

N

[stiff marten]

in the mens world

[warm moat]

What are the odds

[stiff marten]

and i am a man

[rich crow]

OOOO

[stiff marten]

who like playing with the boys

[warm moat]

I saw what you deleted

Boy

[stiff marten]

Im a man

[warm moat]

And thats a straight up invitation

[stiff marten]

In the boys world

[rich crow]

I require context

[warm moat]

So prepare yourself

Brace for the best shots

[sour star]

no you dont

[warm moat]

I require

[rich crow]

Yes I do

[warm moat]

A goth mommy who'd let me sleep in her lap

[rich crow]

I require the historical framework

[warm moat]

I also require tamaki

[stiff marten]

do i get punishment if i use bot for saying CS is better

[warm moat]

And thats my first and foremost demand

[stiff marten]

im pretty sure

[rich crow]

What if she has a huge bulge

[warm moat]

Cs lands you in mcdonalds

[crisp stump]

I only prayed 2/5 times today :(, well, one more prayer left so it makes 3/5.

[stiff marten]

and rast lands you in the sh

ot

[rich crow]

Terzo so sissy when you compliment him he gets flushed

🫵🌽

[stiff marten]

💀

[warm moat]

i, was the knight in shining armour in your movie

[stiff marten]

venom

[warm moat]

No.

[rich crow]

[warm moat]

Real, im flush

[stiff marten]

who can help me get gold in allies

[warm moat]

I can help you

Finding professional help

Lets play seek and seek

I seek you, while you seek protection

[vernal plaza]

giggle

[stiff marten]

GET OUT-

[rich crow]

Boooo

🍅

[warm moat]

How about

[stiff marten]

potato

[warm moat]

I do devious unspeakable activities

To you

With this

[stiff marten]

sad thing is that tiktok didnt won YT shorts

[rich crow]

Tt sucks

[vernal plaza]

lets find a job

[rich crow]

Ig reels better

[warm moat]

I feel like yawning

But then i wont be such a cutie patootie

[stiff marten]

aint no way

[warm moat]

Moral dilemma

[vernal plaza]

both make me giggle

[stiff marten]

what is your pfp even about bruh

[warm moat]

Tamaki.

[stiff marten]

what

what is tamaki

[warm moat]

Tamaki

[vernal plaza]

sushi

[warm moat]

The absolute pinnacle

[noble dagger]

[warm moat]

Tamaki

The peak

Tamaki

The beauty

[crisp stump]

[warm moat]

Tamaki

The mommy

Tamaki

The absolute queen

[vernal plaza]

we get it

[warm moat]

[stiff marten]

check dms

[crisp stump]

What would've happend if you lost

[warm moat]

Oh my god its so big

[warm moat]

Guess

[stiff marten]

😈

[rich crow]

Wtfffff

[crisp stump]

Guess

[warm moat]

Yes.

[stiff marten]

guess

[warm moat]

Guess where i would be

[crisp stump]

I guess

[warm moat]

If not here

[crisp stump]

Guess

[warm moat]

I pick

[stiff marten]

what will happen if i buried alive 10 human

[warm moat]

Deez

[crisp stump]

KFC?

[warm moat]

What will happen if i throw a specific someone in concentrated sulfuric acid

[warm moat]

No.

[crisp stump]

Now I'm hungry

[warm moat]

I hate chicken

[rich crow]

Man I need 60k gold.....

[warm moat]

You need

Deez

[crisp stump]

Man I need 1k gold

[stiff marten]

to buy korblox in so2

i have only 2 gold in my life

[warm moat]

Ambata

[wicked orbit]

Can some one boost me vid golds

[warm moat]

Ambaataaaaaa

[stiff marten]

my family and my friends

[warm moat]

Ambatakaaaaa

[crisp stump]

qaaam

[warm moat]

Ambatakrack a joke

[wicked orbit]

Can someone give me some golds

?

[crisp stump]

[warm moat]

@rich crow skill issue

Get rekt noob

[violet grove]

Hello

[warm moat]

I win again

[zenith trail]

No you

[warm moat]

That would be

[stiff marten]

what

[warm moat]

YOU

[stiff marten]

what

[warm moat]

My opps are everywhere

Thats what

The opps always tryna keep a playa down

But they dont know i be packing heat

Finna silence em

[vernal plaza]

slideshow

[crisp stump]

am I opp

[warm moat]

[brisk plaza]

bro is white innocent civilian living with loving parents in a safe and rich neighborhood and dont have to worry about nothin 💔

[stiff marten]

flash*

[crisp stump]

hi brickstone

[brisk plaza]

hi human

[crisp stump]

Why does LG call you 🧱🪨

[zenith trail]

He's a Chinese femboy

[warm moat]

Depends.

[crisp stump]

On what things

[brisk plaza]

cuz of my nick 💔

[spark olive]

Imagine so2 giving us any knife we want under 1000.0 gold 😦

[crisp stump]

Oh 🙏

[zenith trail]

The asian genetic power to be male and look like a woman

[brisk plaza]

💔

[stiff marten]

wdym

Hell nah

[crisp stump]

That ain't happening fam 🙏

[stiff marten]

Bro doesnt live in asia

[spark olive]

@crisp stump i know know bro

[warm moat]

On if i wish to eat fried chicken and watermelon, sipping on koolaid while rocking gangsta rap in a hellcat with 9 installments due

[stiff marten]

Every asian looks like a 50 years old male even if its 5 years old woman

[spark olive]

Bruh I'm 68 lvl in so2

[warm moat]

Ok.

[crisp stump]

You mean south part?

[warm moat]

I believe

Not.

[spark olive]

I taked a break 2 years and didnt play since 2021

[crisp stump]

West?

[warm moat]

I taked a koolaid

Koolaid taked a glass

Filled it

[crisp stump]

You talk about a starter pack

[warm moat]

Lets talk about the full course bbg

[brisk plaza]

im currently 4W 1L in ranked, what rank is that

[crisp stump]

Member since June 30 2019 is crazy 🙏

[warm moat]

Do you realise how precious you are

Im spending time from my beauty sleep

[crisp stump]

I think maybe like gold, possibly more

[warm moat]

To talk to you

[crisp stump]

Finish your beauty sleep 🙏

[warm moat]

Myself along with it 🙏

Goodnight cruel world 💔

[crisp stump]

👋

[clear mortar]

Weren’t you pheonix yesterday 😭

[unkempt mica]

Hey guys is competitive even worth the trouble

[crisp stump]

I think you mistook me for somebody else

[warm moat]

Why does this recent preaicontest entry have people with down syndrome

[unkempt mica]

Do you even get anything besides a charm or two at the end of the season

[warm moat]

Yes.

A hundred hours of your life

[unkempt mica]

Like what I never really took it too serious and didn't get higher than silver

[warm moat]

Taken away from youc

[rugged trail]

Hi

[unkempt mica]

Could've spent then eating kebabs or jelqing to Lebron

[crisp stump]

Chat please upvote the newest photo in #🌅│fan-art 🙏 ( we need that ak)

[velvet drift]

@warm moat @warm moat @warm moat

Real

[rugged trail]

Yeah

[unkempt mica]

That's kinda cheeks I'm sorry

[velvet drift]

Nah, they don't implement the skin concepts into the game

[crisp stump]

🙏

[unkempt mica]

I'm not the greatest artist tho so maybe im in no space to judge

[wicked orbit]

Anyone wanna play alies i am phoenix and i am close to ranger

[mental hollow]

What rank were you in season 8

[wicked orbit]

I think silver but i wasnt playing that to much

Alies

I played comp more

This season i started alies

[mental hollow]

rank on Comp?

season 8 ofc

[wicked orbit]

Gold

[mental hollow]

Gold what

[wicked orbit]

Season 4 silver 4

Season 8 *

Season 9 gold 1

[ruby hazel]

LM10 or CR7?

[wicked orbit]

Meaguire

[mental hollow]

There are 4

[ruby hazel]

Bro i was not asking for the goat..

[mental hollow]

Which gold were you

[wicked orbit]

But this season i am focusing on alies

I am gold 1

[fast moss]

Cristiano>

[wicked orbit]

In comp

[ruby hazel]

U a girl?

[mental hollow]

Just say silver then

[fast moss]

No man

[ruby hazel]

Fr?

Good choice

[wicked orbit]

Polen wanna play i am good bro trust me

[fast moss]

Man brooo

[neat mango]

Any gold player comp now

[wicked orbit]

Me

[neat mango]

222507872

[wicked orbit]

But i play alies more

[neat mango]

Add

[ruby hazel]

Me , bronze player but gold heart ⭐️

[mental hollow]

Man you literally just told me you are silver 💔

[wicked orbit]

Ok

[neat mango]

Lets try comp

[wicked orbit]

No

Idc

[neat mango]

Keep it then

[mental hollow]

gold 1 = silver 4

[wicked orbit]

Fastboy lets play

[ruby hazel]

Bro i am so good at this game but i just play 4 fun 🙏🏼😭

[wicked orbit]

I added you fastboy

[mental hollow]

Epic fail wrong reply

[heavy warren]

master=g4

[latent rover]

I need 2 players for compe region poland

[mental hollow]

im afraid that's not even close 💔

[mental hollow]

im talking logically, bronze 4 = silver 1, silver 4 = gold 1

[heavy warren]

didn't expect it to be lower

[mental hollow]

With these ranks its how it works

[heavy warren]

[mental hollow]

You cant expect a better than silver gameplay from a gold 1

You just cant

[heavy warren]

i see lots of s8 silvers in phoenix and above

[mental hollow]

That's becasue calibration system is messed up, im not talking about this

Im talking overall, if you see a gold 1 player, i can assure you he is not better than a silver

Same goes for silver 1, hes not better than a bronze

[heavy warren]

[blissful ibex]

Any gentleman allies? Ranger

[heavy warren]

where do you draw the boundary then?

same can be said for gold 2 not being any better than gold 1 and so on

[mental hollow]

that is just a gold player

[heavy warren]

then you go to gold 4 against phoenix

doesn't that make gold 1 and phoenix equal

[blissful ibex]

Season 8 gold players were too good fr

[mental hollow]

id say with ranks like Phoenix and above (atleast in season 8) you had to really try hard to get a better rank

[brave idol]

Season 8 gold is season 9 phoenix

So it is equal in a way

[blissful ibex]

Fr

[mental hollow]

G4 and Phoenix is basicly the same things

[brave idol]

True

[heavy warren]

not talking about calibration

[mental hollow]

After that you have Phoenix ranger and champion (gold elite basicly) and there you can see the boundary easily

[heavy warren]

if phoenix=g4, g4=g3, g3=g2, g2=g1, g1=s4,
conclusion s4=phoenix is what I'm saying

according to your logic

[mental hollow]

Who said g4 = g3

And so on

tf

im talking about the both ends, g1 is s4, g4 is Phoenix

Not g3 is g2 and G2 is g1

[heavy warren]

so you're saying g4 is huge improvement from g3?

[mental hollow]

not a huge, but noticable

id rather have a gold 4 as a teammate than g3

[brave idol]

[mental hollow]

i played this game for a bit, i know what i experienced

[light ice]

o pidha

[mental hollow]

g4 players tend to sweat and tryhard a lot on rankeds, since they are this close to getting out of the numeric rank, which (before this season) was an achievement

[small pollen]

Ku je o pidh

[light ice]

qe ti qa bone

[half frost]

hahahahahaha

[small pollen]

Sen valla

Qetu

[light ice]

so keq

[half frost]

3 pidhat n chat

[light ice]

3karuca

[small pollen]

Cilen shkoll jeni

[small pollen]

🔥

[light ice]

shkolla dardania nrakaj

[light ice]

fire

[small pollen]

Larg koke

[light ice]

ti

[small pollen]

Tefik qang

Ferizaj

[light ice]

mas e je leartin

e rakajv

[small pollen]

Cilen kl

[light ice]

7

nja me ni skuter

[small pollen]

Nja te 9 e njo e per 7 jo

[light ice]

aha

[small pollen]

A ka naj kith standoff

[light ice]

qfarti

hej

[small pollen]

As une be nanen

[light ice]

qe

qr

nashta i shti nja 15 euro

[small pollen]

Ani de boll mir

Dalim do per kith

[light ice]

thik e dorza

[small pollen]

Qa mos

Qe tmet naj g vlla qoma naj kith mat liren se gjyna pashakejt

[light ice]

kriz u ba

[small pollen]

Po pasha tmadhin

[brisk plaza]

Wtf

[light ice]

ekonomi e prish qr

[brisk plaza]

Go pv y'all it's English chat

Bro woke up to 1000 pings 💔

[light ice]

leave us alone gang

[stray violet]

Just ping em

[small pollen]

Or you’ll be messign with

Oopy goopy

[small pollen]

Qr

[stray violet]

Larry

[light ice]

And goofy

[small pollen]

WORST OF ALL

[small pollen]

Cilen kl je

[light ice]

7 ti

[small pollen]

Dang

[strange trench]

oh my god dont speak pekara language

i beg

[stray violet]

Nah they'll just change it

[strange trench]

i fw king von 😍💋💋

[stray violet]

But mods never come here so you're fine

[light ice]

...

ku karin dol ti shqiptar

[brisk plaza]

What that mean?

[small pollen]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[light ice]

a translate aha

[light ice]

10 u

[brisk plaza]

Oh

[light ice]

yk

yk

yk

a e njeh najkan tjeter prej rakaj

[brisk plaza]

Yeah bro and u used white ahh emote 😭 you are fooling NOBODY 💔

[strange trench]

🇷🇸

[light ice]

yh yh go away

mos shaj

anglisht

[strange trench]

jus speak english

aint that hard

[light ice]

se ta bojn time out

[turbid basin]

que

[light ice]

dont want too

[turbid basin]

cállense wacho

[strange trench]

to* u illiterate

[stray violet]

Bro default is yellow 😭😭

Alv

[brisk plaza]

Me when I lie ahh 😭

[strange trench]

the ammount of time i got banned here is crazy

this dedaahs my 15th acc

im gon behave this time promise 🤞🤞

[brisk plaza]

You gonna send me some naked leBron I ain't falling for that again 💔

[strange trench]

mods if yall watchin forgive a nihha

[stray violet]

Bro really never learns his lesson

[light ice]

did somone ask

[wary glacier]

Hi

[strange trench]

i see a serb talking

[brisk plaza]

jk 🤓☝️ btw calc stands for calculator chat I'm just using slang

[light ice]

nah

[brisk plaza]

"come out, we won't jump you bro" ahh messege 😭🙏

[strange trench]

funny thing is i got albo friends they way chiller than u

jus behave

[strange trench]

messege

[brisk plaza]

English issue

[light ice]

the way i fr dont care 💔

[strange trench]

i forgive u

[brisk plaza]

Why is bro cursing me 💔

[strange trench]

i mean obv u dont
i can smell the pekara oil on u from here

[brisk plaza]

It's so sad u died of ligma

[strange trench]

he latin cursed u urs furniture finna start flyin

[light ice]

🥶

[brisk plaza]

Type shi gang 😔🙏

No, actual ligma bro

[haughty pumice]

Chat

I just drank shower gel

[light ice]

o viqa

[strange trench]

my favourite summer shoe is talking

[brisk plaza]

Ligma balls

[haughty pumice]

Shoe in general would have been appreciated but thanks

[strange trench]

u burp bubbles now? 🫧🫧🫧

[haughty pumice]

No

But like

[wary glacier]

Hi

[haughty pumice]

Since when does McDonalds sell shower gel

[strange trench]

you'd be my fave if there was a holeless version for the winter gang.. 💔

[haughty pumice]

There is dawg

With fur and everything

[strange trench]

idk they workers dont shower so thats ironic

[strange trench]

gang where
ship me out one

[haughty pumice]

I didnt know

So I drank it

[brisk plaza]

I didn't send nothin 💔

I'm innocent

[steep nymph]

Hi

[haughty pumice]

Dawg I just wanted to taste the new McDonalds sauce

[brisk plaza]

What sauce gang? 💔

Bro got the wrong sauce in McDonalds hell nah 😭

He got the boss's special ahh 😭🙏

Shi my bad I really shouldn't be sayin allat after bans today

[haughty pumice]

It was shower gel

[brisk plaza]

My bad mods, those are jokes (to any fed readin allat)

[brisk plaza]

💀

[haughty pumice]

Go to photos

I didnt read that before indulging

[brisk plaza]

I'm scared gang 😔

[haughty pumice]

Also you

Holeless crocs

[brisk plaza]

I gotta go now, see y'all

[haughty pumice]

With fur

Aight

Cya cuh

[noble dagger]

[bold jetty]

Do you have any codes?

[frail delta]

hi

[bold jetty]

Hi

[rich crow]

yo

[vernal plaza]

hey

[rich crow]

bru why do i get elite role when im legend

😭😭

[mental hollow]

Double master yessir

[brisk plaza]

Nicee

[mental hollow]

Now only one win on allies and triple master

[vernal plaza]

little pig little pig

[brisk plaza]

Let meee innn