#💬│english-chat
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only to me
@dawn fox
Standoff 2 is an awesome game, y'all agree?
say "ayo shawty lemme get that elite role ykwis"
then you'll get in
in less than 5 mins
life hack frfr
Nahh type shi tho
I sent a photo in #📸│photos
I know, I'm gold 1, bronze 3 by heart
Shawty help me
Bot finally did smth
"i am elite in this this rank mode, i need elite role"
a mod will reply within 2 hrs
Bruh
then u should send your dc name to the mod
Alr done it but didnt get a response for like 2 days
from ingame
Bet
Start <make a ticket < hi I would like to get the elite, master, legend role
skill issue honestly
Sorry dawg
im playing tho ily @wooden crown
now who is the weird one
We got in like 30 min
Nah its all cool lmao aint type to get fiesty over a joke lmao
Wet pucy
We special fr @reef scarab
What's your inventory looking like tho
frfr
Special needs
Sup chat
nah im js. r e t a r d e d
Had to do it sorry
@reef scarab thank you papa
And i'm just a nigeria
take care son
Gyatdamn
forehead kisses
the teachers could remove me to from taking the test if deem me as a student who doesn’t do any work
Galk galk
I won't judge sweet cheeks
but ima kiss u on the lips if you dont s t f u 💋
iamgine
iamgine frfr
No nitro washed fr
😔
Discord has taken enough dignity and money from me
@brisk plaza wyd to me
I'm feeling Romatical
LMAO
that means if i wanna get the certificates imma have to re do school or yk re learn the subject at school or something like a place idk whats it called but not at school like where you go learn subjects you should of passed at school you need these things to get jobs
huh?
Did you have any to begin with that the real question
I was about to write something what would make @dense thistle extremely uncomfortable, your message stopped my devious plan💔
PhD in yappology
What I did? 💔
no one is talking to you
@blissful vapor fair enough.
you werent wanted
ok
Matchmaking puting me up against golds and phoenixes making me feel like i'm a child abuser or smth
Not even sure anymore
Type shii

where do i go for a ged
interesting choice of words
You mean elegant?
Nahh seeing your name without the pink is weird fr fr
nah i mean what i mean
now this
is elegant choice of words
Brickshots
@brisk plaza make this your name
@stoic crown yeah I just need gloves. But which one to match my knife. I'm thinking of buying the 1000G bundle
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT 🗣️🗣️

5 gold profit is crazy
AHAHAHAHAH i remembered the call bro lamaoaoaoao
In 5 years is diabolical
Hello I'm from microsoft
hi
Lol
nah fair timing bro
I'll do that in 1 year
Bro I could be a dad in 5 years.
Nuh uh
depends on your s p e r m count
Bend over touch your toes and I will show you where the monster goes atp
True
Whose dad?
Galk galk galk
damn we got mike wazowski over here
Is this the story I'm gonna be telling my kids?
crazy story tho bfr
1v1?
You are next
@dense thistle get yo ahh ingame we grind for legend in allies, we gotta make u elite
True. They can't count and they'll think 5 is a lot.
Yea I think I'm 1 match away
hop on
Like 30+
And it's thanks to u
For a budget under 1000 go for polymer. Mid budget punk or dglass. High budget neuro
Nahh server shi
its fixed
And my battery only 13% so only 60 fps
Sure just slide me your credit card then we good
did i ask
Elite doesnt even matter, its so common
hop on
Nuh uh
thats why im trying legend
Being a silver would be more of a flex than elite
We gonna loose
no we aint
Alright I'll check it out on the market if it's not disabled again
Goodluck facing the boosted allegations
nga come dm

K
Ngl I'm glad they improved the mnr system
I got silver 2 gng 💔🥀
reset your name 🙏
The past mnr system was way too hardcore
.
Hii
Ggg
Technically yeah but not at a low level tho. It's hardcore from the beginning
I'm trying to reach phoenix In allies and I get this as well
Hello gentlemen

what happens when they consider you a drop out
u have rec?
They have to fix France servers. 50-60ms going up to 150

Russians are easily the stupidest ppl that has walked this earth
Doesn't happen in other EU servers, only France
Get better internet
Then maybe dont play on france
Shluldnt be that hard
GIVee FrEE gOlD PLeaSe??....
i dont think thats only france problem, my comp teams been compaining about it too in sg and hk
I'll repeat: FIx france servers. Only them got those instabilities. Also happens in Ranked - goes up to 150ms, sometimes gives "client disconnect". Only in france.
Netherlands: Smooth (55-60 fixed)
Poland: Smooth (70 fixed)
France: 50 -> 150, client disconnect, etc.
Only in France.
Are u french by any chance
No, I'm not. I'm close though.

What are the chances of getting an arcane st on a box
0.02%
Been playing since like 2018/2019 and I’ve only unbox 1 legends m4 necromancer
Damn autocorrect
Man I’m lucky
the chance of you getting arcane in Dynasty is 0.01% but 0.49% getting the temporary version
It be like that
Was one millimeter away from akr genesis 💔
read it carefully, it says "Total"
Oh dam
yes
Well thx
perm or temp
Perm..
real
probably not much
Well imma js hope my st can buy me a knife
Does any one host gold giveaways
@stray violet its blue enough
I'm not the one complaining
.
its pretty blue
You're pretty
ITS BLUE 🔑 🗣️
Is there any gold giveaway dc server
Nope 
OH mai GAWD
give karambet gould
guys!!
version 1.0.0 is out on google play!!
alll cheaters banned too!!

kill this man. he supports cheating
unloyalty

Life is boring for cheaters
dawg
real
0.02 for arcane and 1/10 for st
so like 0.002
Hi
guys
Hi everyone why in so2 all servers are red?
anyone here plays pc?
chat
give me
You from?
Curry
Why in so2 all servers are red?
anyone comp?
haha
Help?
rank
Like yesterday everything was good
India
The so2 servers are going dead
india me kha se
boogadi
Odisha
nice
Calibrating
i got master after calibration
Damn
I got 3/3 W/L if I win remaining games what can I get?
i calibrated legend (flex)
Shall i reinstall?
Damn
You can get phoenix i think
MAN
no
nah judt delete and never install again
Alr ya playing?
wait till server go back normal
What happened to servers?
🤓✨
💔🥀.
So2 going dead everyday
hi
It's always when I get on to play💔🥀
What's ur previous seasons rank
bronze
good
Ok nvm
boy
My freind did double legend on allies and duel now he is going for compi to legend
yall got good ranks in comp 💔
i got legend

2200mmr exact after calibration
Damn
naisyejaajmanakajasjsn
I only got ranger and deranked to phoenix yesterday smh
gg
what day is today
i hit Master but deranked to champion
whats the name of so2 anitcheat
Nice april fool
whats the name of so2 anitcheat
Acquired immuno deficiency syndrome
anullicheat
its called No Cheat (optional)
😭🙏
WHAT IS C,P
Eh?
Write C,P together without coma
cyberpunk?
no
yes.
Slide me shiit
call of duty points
that would be codp
Nah its child p
Club penguin?
cp shoes
child p
child p
NO
I know
child penguin, right?
Yes
Cp company
Yeah
Alr alr we all know
mods! crush his balls.
the goddamn company
chiod pengisushsjsjsjw

yall innocent 🤑
zeig inv
I still play club penguin
but why nobody knows cp company
brother cheaters all banned
Nah
this game? there isnt even an anticheat lmao
schwul
Bruh why no gold hacks then
bro check
Nah
yah
Hahashshsjajsjjsjsjsjsj
Nuh
100%
Damn²
damn³
What type convo kead to this point nga
...
Nga
N word pass
-100%
I think you need something wait here
110%
1063045361 send me usdt
Finally got the role
1063045361
Niceeee
Bruh
go
@gleaming ermine congrats on role
ok
i dont 
i feel so sigma
1063045361
tf bro?
lobotomy
🦅🦅
me legend
e
✭︎Terzoooo⭕⃤ ☂™ Away
in my country nitro only 40cents 1 month

🇦🇱
🇦🇫🇦🇫

vas
Vas
vas
summoned
ril
salmon is a fish

yellow emoji guy typing aonfoqwnofn3b qvunwqvknaisuvbw
🍑
🍑
🍌
🍌
yellow emoji guy
🔫

I'm still unranked 3W 1L, how many wins I need to get master? Like 8? 9?
give id
check
i
bro does not remember his ID 🥀
When I will be back then maybe yeah
Why would I 😭
I am giving away free gold
boosting server and not devoted to the game

🥀
Heute werde ich Legend
cap
Idc about ID 💔💔 can u tell me how does that matter tho
cuz u not devoted to this game and remember ur ID
I mean I care since I have OG ID but I don't care enough to remember
dont
thats not enough
But I'm asking about rank 😭😭😭
u need to remember ID or not play at all
how does OG id look
otherwise you are not accepted
It's 8 numbers instead of 9
its short and starts w 1
Lol
like 7
thats real OG
i have 8 numbers
Oh aight, so it's doable
what if u win all
idk if its true but i think your personal performance is counted too
legend
Yeah but usually im not closing gang 💔
ooo
real
Anyway gotta go, have a good day y'all

But it does record the loss
yup
yes
And probably it's more loss for leaving
i can say, this season rank is easier
i calibrated g3 on purpose
I am going back to g4 ig
chat💔🥀
What does that even suppose to mean?
Easiest*

i think it just counts the penalty
No rounds?
Compi anyone?
i mean penalty is worse than losing
so if its loss + penalty you be 6ft under
Whut server
Sg
The mmr windows fast at least that's pretty great
i never get to see the mmr thing cause i always close my game 😭
Not seeing going from pheonix to gold 4 like a sunset
That's faster than loading?
Or you just don't care
i want to keep my comp kd 0
@gilded knoll
What's that now
Ohhhh
Yes I went a match with 5-13 It didn't record most probably cause I started malding and closed the game right after final round
yes
Mm any1
Nah
Malding at so2 1am is crazy nonetheless
ur cooked 🔥
ong
its 1pm
What yalls battle pass lvl on?
Didn't ask genius
lemme show you my 0 kd, ive been doing this for seasons lol
i dont care HELLKILLER
nice bugging 
Fair enough

I will play 1 hour later
yea, it looks clean that way
ambatastartweaking
😭 alr
nah 10kd>
prickly u bad
get out
stop type

good boy

@neat sinew wsg pookie

Demn
All the stats are counted after the match results Ig
whats good
Not even accuracy
Everything good
nah
hell na, you get barked on when you play bad for a few rounds 😭
Helo
Was good
Wassup lil homie
its obv when u bug tho
Chilling
and u just say i have 10kd u dont 
ye i guess
chilled beer 🍺
What's your 2v2 record?
Yup😂
🗿
Can I do a quick 1v1 with u
glitching kd to look like youre good is annoying ash
no hes too sigma
I feel so sigma
Pov: me s8 bronze II😭 me in s9 phoenix
What bout u 1v1?
No surprise here

It must have been some error but im happy that im finally in a higher rank
It's no error

its not
It's just ez
If it was no error than thats perfect for
i feel so sigma
Us that were bronze for eternity
I feel so sigma
Stop saying this pls
j feel
Skibid toilet
skibidi skibidi toilet
Bruhhh
Ty
Imma head out
btw u tryna get leviatan as name?
cuz ur name says leviafan
I feel so sigma
In russian it seems like it is leviafan but it actually is leviathan
factual and actual?
Nathan
Actual


so skibidi sigma
:WHAT:
Want to use this emoji everywhere? Get Nitro and join the server.
Very gigachad sigma baba pro
Was that an advertisement lol

I feel so sigma
that was rizz.

Ye i guess
Hey guys i am new here from Mongolia
910?
da2
which
Not only mongolua
Guys, can you help me? I have 32 teams, and we are trying to make tournaments
want to contact game provider company i couldnt find official email adress
u need to have 7 successful tourneys
otherwise axlebolt wont accept u
if you are interested in our tournament let me know
doesnt have to be in so2
:WHAT:
why?
Promo cod?
IF33lS0S1GM4
maybe i should get the helper role
im such a good mod
without mod
NOOOOOO
no
top 5 lies

im aura farming in photos

zani undercover mod (very real)
ong
im an ex mod lol
Accept my request "Adarwan" i will play later xd
Not real
i feel so sigma
lore??!?!
newgen 💔
no
no
nightly
none
me
not u either
🔥
hi, chat
i left the team in 2022 bro
his name also started w n
i think
i'm macho
j think
neither
you dont 💔
trying to find good carbon crafts but all that scrolling is tiring me out
weh ngentot
guys i have a question
develpper bales gw apa
is it possible to minimize?
crouch
.
crouch will do and sometimes gyro
Tapping, crouch, dan hold down your finger
aight thanks ill try
it’s hard to find a good carbon craft smh
Pratice
wait until u get beamed with the new uzis
real
chat
24 shots in the chest
uzi is op
btw
I feel so sigma!
where ax
uzi is also op for close combat lmaoo
its too fast
havent seen him for a while and also he hasnt lurked
priv server
my server
owned by me @eager spoke and @velvet drift maybe we can add in @rich crow
I want stickers too :v
yep it will outmatch you in terms of dps
you can create server and make them
ye just control recoil, literal beam
Ohh
ak to the head>
its like 0.11.0 M4
the uzi has good recoild tho very spammable just look slightly down
akimbo uzi?
good spray
yes
u needa look down to pp lvl to hit head

i literally stop buying mp7
bro the enemy just 1v2 us with his uzi😭
bro that gun got nerfed
i still use mp7 for long range
true
never fight with an uzi enemy in short range
I'm purring
nah really
the amount of time i win a 1v3 with this gun is insane
not when im in province tho, its like almost useless in that map 😭
all gangsta till you reload
real
HAHA
Apalah
bro saying developer is dum
goblok
ini sampe udah legend gadibales bales
Njir amat
i got so many clips with that gun
dungu nih
dongo
4k in like 2-3s
🤔
bro i suck at this game, how did i get knifed when his blinded💔
your name remind me of that dubstep guy
wsg chat
Idk man, just got here

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Hello.
wof0n-1i 1r 8i12ebfeqcqsnvqnegqpe
wof0n-2i 4r 8i19ebfeqcqsncqnegqpe
he was never mod
boing
Ara ara boku kun
Anon
Hh
chat
Yeah
Compi?
can i joinnnnnn
Sure
yayy
?? What
ranked
u wont ask me 50 g right
Yes
lol nah
phew
Whay
ill send u my id
last game of calibrating
My id on profile
ohh got it
chat I hope I don't get bronze💔🥀
Question, when's the next set gonna come?
And You have instagram
Curious since we only got like, 2 skins for the kuzis
ts pmo smh
?
it
I'm not hip with kids daddy-o
it didnt work??
huh
Can you say it in english like a cool cat
nvmm
💔🥀.
i was searching in frens
Bots
Lol
Hello
Whos up for some comp?
I have gold 2
How much k/d
Hello
.
Nice name
y'all doen for comp?
Literally someone sends everywhere nsf slinks from my ds
wht the sigma
bicareful
Didn't I buy one not long time ago?
real
can any1 give me the asian standoff2 discord link?
this server there are only kids under 17 arguing about whose better at the game, thats boring lmao
chat
Damn
Silver 3 💔🥀
Pro
nah
Ultra pro
Dms
Should've been Plastic 3 instead
im right?
Yes
+1
?
now mobile gamer cant even enjoy mobile games
This is a mobile game, for PC you have CSGO or cs1.6
thats what i mean
You play on Asia?
i cant even distinguish cheater or emulator anymore, they are similar for people who play on mobile
So2
ye
Lots of noobs around here😅🤣
Sad
Agreed just played against emulators
and lost ofc
ಠ_ಠ
Told you to wait for me...
We could rank together
But 
It is what it is
We got our differences
it's alr homie it's not that deep 💔🥀
yea, and then i started thinking, whts the problem, am i too noob, or this game is just unfair for mobile user lol
You should definitely learn to play better
H
I
There's lots of cheaters too

Chat I hope I get 47k gold 🥀🥀

Lol
yeyeye
same way you got elite role
At the beginning i got elite
chat we can split this 50-50🥀
Damn
chat what's up with this guy?
ok
No?
why not
Drinking rn 😜
damn
Come I give you some
On my way
Im gonna wait
Good morning
Gm
man the market system is too annoying to use
Might get m9
which?
Amber koi prob
mid, get db
Ehh idk not really a fan of purple
Or wait
I mean it could go well with genesis
amber koi is like the worst one u can get in terms of supply
I would like kumo but that’s expensive
save up lol
NWPA is looking for new active members! Also we have knife giveaway!
Look #🛡│clans or dm me @versed belfry
Tbf I could go for DB and get punk
😜
anyone comp?
not punk with db
hhh
Any new promos?
Damn
Top 10 lies 💔
I got st raiva on the box
Anybody knows how to bug kd?
Then which
I have my own clan js got back into game and yea I'm champion...





