#π¬βenglish-chat
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releasing what gng
Im tweakin nvm og
these grapes in yo jaw
dih to your crack name 5 kazakhstan cities
Bro geekin off the cartnite rn
I need to know what you're smoking gng
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thought u was s1
Who that
Nah he's probably empl*yed
That's why he's not here
Whoa whoa watch out the language
bro had to censor employement
french, england, sausage, jeep and ice
π
u js desperate for that dih twin
ayooo
for that dih to be in your mouth bloke
He defo has a j*b vro that's why
Chill I almost puked
lmao
that wasnt the deal twin
s*lary
Salary twin π
9-5
4
Don't act like you don't take one
j*bstreet
mb vro thought it was some β« shi
WHAT
I'd hope yall got j*bs too π
iykyk gng
Who does that
WOAH WOAH WOAH at least censor it bro
besides mega
i take one from the store for you jcuz i know you like it

myb twin myb
I have a bf bro
No, this cannot be forgiven
Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons
π
And discard of your footwear as well
good luck bro
rip jordan collection
j*b
shipping it to you right away sir
GET OUTπ£οΈ
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I KNOWWWWWW the logos look like 
π£οΈ Hell NAW
bro def does not have a job
jordan never did that move
ZANI
simp
zani you know this dude?
thought u were ghay
exactly
Zani won't let you hit gng
stab to the heart
damn zani u a switch up like that?
bro why everyone thinks you available
say less
get yo ahh to players search boye
@hexed igloo what you up to bruh
it wont let you hit too
hes a grown ahh man
We all already hit gng π
We just didn't wanna break it to you
guys i just reached 10000 mmr
π€£
"it" β οΈ
Meow
like it's some creature
or object
wait a sec
ππ
it ππ₯
pennywise
You're done bro
mf really slipped up
Nawh that was intentional
π
Strategic slip
has sm drawbacks but if successful +200 effectiveness
@stray violet people be really begging you for gold lol
i got nothing to do
mb i wasn't familiar with your game @reef scarab
Yeah it be like that
Photoshop 1 image and the world goes crazy
what about a job
like gambling
all that and still gambling
homeboy scrolled through the declaration of independence to find ts msg
ππ
it MIGHT let u hit gng
not yet
Far stretched
π π π
@stray violet #πΈβphotos message
ive been freelancing tho
Troll
gl w comms
yes
Who does bro think he is
thank you Mega
you're welcome
They done slimed my boy Madara
Zany
rip
nah but zani oiled u up
i sure did
did he?
so that's why I'm catching on fire
@reef scarab
from those friction
im sending a message
Why so quiet bro @reef scarab
WHATT
no way bro got muted π
I'm gonna spread the word....
Why so pen!s?
-jonkler
we lost another π
ewalk
ts pmo sm
screenshotted
47k gold π«©π«©
cancelled
why you do him like that!
Um you mean mold
I'm telling god
zaneRs
βοΈ
πͺ
woah guys >:(
wsg my brethren

and u spawn outta nowhere
no not that one π
RESPECT TOO?
No way it's respect
ayooo mfs spawning left and right
respecto
I feel so sigma!
W's in the chat
When I get 47k gold I'll be like Thanos getting all the infinite stones

nah bruh who are you again?

3
π
Nebula awm or Genesis awm
I feel so sigma


i feel so balls ππ
proof?
@rich crow 
Bruuh
Big ping how

You lucky I don't have nitro here bro
@rich crow wild
Actually
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Oh so they allow the hashtag now
damn fish thats messed up
π¦
.l.
I waiting for doctorππ

Hi I'm doctor
what happened ? π
Im sick
π
how is the doctor
everytime with the stickers π
I dont trust you anymore Fish where my 0.09$ π
rip
damn fish u scammed him outta 9 cents
Everyone always asks how is the doctor but never when is the doctor
Who are you
π
Marketplace 20% tax
Oia oia oia
oh u right
They stealing my money everytime
π
There's an alternate universe where keya has 47k mold
πΆοΈπΆοΈ
I js forgot 0 and sold usp Stone cold fot 112 goldπ₯π₯
stg
0.03 - 20% = 0.01 π π π
Real....
its 99%
they give us the crumbs
they cut the crust off the sandwich and give that to us
they get the good part


guys if we all just start a petition together we could remove tax
wsg VASSS
Fish π
how have you been friend
Fish is so devious
hes mute (hes not)
he spent 100β¬ on thr game yesterday
gonna spend like 100β¬ more next week
chatΒ²
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@noble dagger @noble dagger @noble dagger @noble dagger

einmal sprechen bitte

Im blind
ik
I have bug logging on standoff with facebook hot to fix it
post it in photos and wait tell someones op's
maybe today
ππΏ
Can someone help me with 20-30 gold? ππ»
You kid
kauf lieber neue knife in cs ππ
bro called yo ahh out π
Awp printstream is glaub in cs2
@dawn fox is 53 dont get his age wrong again
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bro got a life π₯ @warm reef
@noble dagger since when printstream awiki?
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π π π
we all know you meant to send that
wtf is hoyo?
Kuro peak tho
facts
The One that made genshin impact
@hexed igloo its kuro?
oh
What are they talking about
Its a anime like RPG game with free world
he understands it now! π
open world anime style rpg
gacha game
Yeah
π€

qs
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Official new on google standoff2 is going to get banned in asia
ζ»δΊ‘
ε©ζ Όηη
They speak noodles now

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yo pants down!
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Who the hell is steve jobs

nice hindi or thai
april first!
Its marathi
gotcha!
First one
ππ
Take a shower
Damn it
its punjabi
ππ

shigma
Stigma
Sigma
εͺιδΊΊ
I feel so sigma
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Idk what he said but it has to see with the people liberation army




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why this dealer
takin a piss?

i been standin here
standing me up
Brodi did not see my reply
for 30mins

I did
You didn't
need more replies
u said first one
I said april 1st
Pure "waste"

what

your pants are down!
@sour star I saw you in #preyaicontest



chat

tf is this mmr system
washed
Noob-friendly
i should be elite
It gave me elite
sigma
and ur silver 3
Good morning chat
I'm elite now I was bronze
Bro what
Is this a glitch?
bronze?
Last season
It was just a few days after I came back here
totally washed
yo rsnked is actually cooked if u was actually bronze
Yes, uninstall the game
Fr
Makes sense
bro is just hating
Ik
Who is hating?? We gotta find this mf
Imagine being bronze in this update
ππ₯ ts pmo
Couldn't be me
Silver is the new bronze
I got silver 3 after calibration dawgg πππ₯
(I was in fact Copper 4 last season)
that hurtsππ₯
Im unranked 1
I should've been Plastic 3 or something
Mold 4 πππ
@crystal cave
Carrying team but end up losing anyway. Got backup to gold 3 after a few winstreak
Relatable
I'm comparable to an anchor
I'm just dragging my team down
π£οΈπ₯π€βΌοΈπ―
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Ur team is doing 4v6 dawg π₯π₯
π₯ π₯π₯ππ
Are u good at the game
it looks good wym
Ion i prefer the karambit
Agree bruh. Too much going on with it
SAME
Ye it takes too long to get to the good part i aint doing no animations for 30 whole ahh seconds
If only the karambit being hold horizontally js like mantis
yea
I got karambit nevula rn sold others ita better than mantis genesis
Mine nest to karambit dglass π₯π₯π₯
I cant sell it to you for 2k even if i wanted to
It would probably give it to someone with a higher offer
I put highest buy order and u sell ez
π₯
π―π―
Highest buy order is 3.5k
Bro is js wanted the mantis ππ
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Get the banana mantis vro
nah
Only good ones are karambit nebula and m9 digital burst rn
We need red bro. Theres only a very few good red knife
scratch is so mid
vermillion too
There is karambit claw and the pure red one also blue blood m9
Nebula is basically doppler in so2 lol
They sick tbh
Hey ladies
eclipse looks like black gem ngl
Yeah only 2 of these. But they expensive ahh π₯π₯
Its only like 7k bruπ€¦π
Only likr 30 dollsrs my guy
yea now fluff off
Blue blood? Claw? Scratch? Haunted? Reaper?
If colorblind was a person
Tbh i could get it rn. Is js i gotta save up cuz this month ive been wasting 100$ js on so2 π
Scratch and haunt is so ahh bro i got to say...
reaper too
Reaper is fine
"Scratch is ahh" π€ͺ
?
It's a simple design that's what it supposed to be
Nah id rather just got a full black bro. The scratch make it so tacky
if itβs full black itβs better π
I'm sorry if scratch didn't have an explosion design in it with 500 possible yellow stone pattern
and it sucks when claw exists
True but it's the closest we have
Who would want ts lol
iβd much rather buy a haunt or reaper than scratch
atleast thereβs effort in their design
Lg washing machine apparently
Yupp. Way cleaner
"Effort" And "full black" Trying to kiss each other
2 max bro π
itβs not full black
the scratch marks literally useless
if itβs full black atleast it looks like a stock
game jsut got stuck at the half time
wtf
@keen vortex
what u gon do about it
game just got stuck
You just said you'd prefer a full black skin
mid game
Yet complain about scratch having a lazy design what are you even on bro
bc itβs not full black and has a lazy design

Its abt "good looking skins" bro. Like you coulda just put vanila knife skins and its gonna be better than scratch
Hes talking about design
How lazy scratch design is yet he likes the idea of a full black skin which is more lazier but he prefer that
Pick one disability bro π
there is this new bug
@keen vortex
some guys freezed the server
what tf is ur game
now they will wait till we exit and get ez plus
u mean he DoS?
yo.
yall r talking abt skins
but
the servers bro.
i couldnt connect for a week
Standoff 2 server 
@pliant linden literally how a stock knife would look
anyone wanna play comp in 45 mins? current ghost rank is gold
we js donβt have stock knives in so2
Stock? Like vanilla?
yes
We have
We just don't have access
Meiw
u checked w the tg bot?
what bot now?
the tg one
whats the tg one
ok nvm
Man I have reached limit of transaction on marketplace, what do I do now
what is u sellin plug
edibles
Who let him cook
100 mg?
π
gg
I am selling my inventory

ahh
Shouldve upgrade the skin ratity then craft bruh
to craft a skin
How many u got?
I got 1250 something
Mannn I wish
U couldve got mythic bruh
Mann shii
"always ask a trusted adult before making rash decisions"
That's literally equal to 1 legendary fragment tho
Greaaat now market has crashed
Again
what made you say the same thing twice
@languid ivy eyy then u got an arcane frament that's not bad
Those 2 messages I sent earlier didn't go through so I tried again
Mb
type shi
Top 5 skin
Hiiii
G
Are there any new code?
Hello @sweet crest
Hiii
how are you
Wym
Hey everyone
Name top 5 skins
Are there any new code
Finee wbu
Im good js chillin listening to music
Samee
@pliant linden top5 in my mind is akr necromance akr treasure chest awp boom m4a1 s bubble and last one is m4 samurai
That all I want to have
Awm boom really?
Ye
GainEager
Well I would rate Awm treasure hunter as no1
M9 bayonet dragon glass as 2nd
Golden Karambit (idk the name)
Akr treasure hunter as 4th
Fnfal dusk tide as 5th
Okay tysm madara
Dusk tide?
Which one is that lol I forgot
The blue one?
i gotchu broπ π₯ π
Valid
I never seen em used after like 2021 it's getting more rare
The purple epic
Oh
I had the whole 2 year series
Bruh it invalid
Dont have the ak n awm no mo
Yk akr12 transistor is awesome too
Why sell me bro π₯
Rare
i still have the 2 years usp i got from the event for free
Which one
Blue or red
blue
That was like 5 yrs ago @pliant linden π₯
Why kitsune grafity pack worth 2.50 Gold but the ARCANE kitsune grafity just worth 0.90 Gold?
Red better ngl
Anyone ranked?
Huge loss on you π₯π₯
ye i got no money back then
If can get free knife I will choose butterfly golden
@hexed igloo that was free fr back then
Economy 
I got the red one
its easy to grind too
I love butterfly but I dont have money and my luck is bad
It doesn't make any sense
@pliant linden i sold usp genesis for like 4k π
Economy doesn't make sense bro
When was this π₯
that needs to be studied
I forget if it was a pass or sum
its a pass
When I'm on a mentally ill competition and my opponent is @limber hollow
you only need to play the event gamemode to progress, no missions no nothing
whats an m9 slaughter
oh blue blood
lol
Dont sell them to get the dglass
They ruined m9
Yea
damn
Slow as fkx
Only the animation. The idle animation is good i like it
my most expensive purchase was butterfly legacy for like 6k
sold later for like 4k π
Ahh the old times market price
Legacy is the White oneοΌ
Pull out animation is slow, inspect is terrible, completely ruined the whole "classic" Feel of it, idle is okay for me
Now its about 1k bruh π
Yeah only idle is good
Oh you bought it in so early time
My fav knife β€οΈ
but i sniped a usp genesis too for like 2k gold
Butterfly and m9 animation is overall ruined after new update π
How exactly they ruined butterfly, I don't know the difference
Really nice
The only good thing about butterfly is the pull out, and the inspect bug fix
But they also ruined butterfly
Ion like the skins on dis no mo

Inspect it..
Cs ruined me
Idle is me for me
I did
Bro you don't have one
Left hand is immediately gone after u press inpect. And the butterfly immediately got to the animation like is broken
If u use of you'll know
They betrayed us
If mantis can support spam inspect why ruin butterfly
It makes no sense
I was expecting so2 fixed it at s9. But they dont π
Now the m9 animation is the same as cs2οΌ
@junior prism yo blud text me pm ima help u out
damn
They send muscle weakness patients to the battlefield
.
Really slow
any new sh comin to dis game or nah
A1 also slow as fkx
When is season 10 ππ₯
Sep.
i think 6 months
damn das crazy
Ye
Ye
There are other updates too ofc
Ye "mini" updates
Hi
anyone allies?
No
i need a good allies duo
Still unranked
You do know you don't need to have a weapon to inspect it right? You can check on the marketplace
Today maybe I finish those 10 games
bruhhhh
I feel like M9 is slower and its like weightless
anyone wanna give me 1600g
what your rank
gold
and old saison ?
silver
69755378
Yo chat I have seen in many smoke lineups that in private games they could fly get inf grenades and smth how can I do that
Kinda tedious without em
Is it worth to buy 3k gold or just a waste of money
@cyan lily you coming ?
waste
Fr
you need to select infinite grenade in custom lobby settings
fr
Stick to pass
agree
frfr
K where is the settings tho
no cap
#Riyal #Trusted #Mythconfirm
go in friend > custom lobby > create > top right The middle button
I should buy chicken biryani 15kg instead of buying that 3k gold
π€π€π€
π
sent
didnt receive
Mann how do I fix my market
Both m9 and butterfly animation got worse. Idk how standoff manage to mess ts
playing comp while working on mmy research paper lesgo
Only 7 days?!. Bro ive played so2 since like 2018. And i just got my first knife at 2020 ππ₯π
Every game developer starts ruining the most perfect things
guys what should i defend first, bomb site or my research
Homie you're a baby in our eyes, playing since 2021, got my first epic last week
i only dont like how they make it so you cant spam inspect on butterfly like before
Im afraid standoff might die js like critical ops π₯
True man
No It ain't
It's playing without money+luck
I started to earn money now, everyday earning 20 cents
That's 20 golds per year
Pulled akr nano once, it's the best skin I ever owned
only good thing ive ever pulled is a legendary
recycling bottles in German
earns you more than this
(been playing for 2 years)
I've never unboxed an arcane from a regular box
yeah what your rank
I never unboxed an epic
man only time i pulled a leg was from a sticker pack
first legendary i unboxed was the Ak necromancer
Fnfal dusk tide Is my first epic, I bought it last week
Shiiit my fav
Looks a lot Similar to my nano tho
#πΈβphotos fast seee
same
duel calibration master easy
i only played duel for goldpass mission
and i got master
calibration
best it fast
Beat
They disconnected when the teams were changing and the game just froze
Come 1v1
We settle ts out
yo i got 5.91 gold what should i save up for
Alr
I think u should 1v1 w me
alright
62528729
adding
Yeah
Game hangs for a second
.
Dude yeah it's way too often
Ah shii its the guy who blocked me nvm
Hehe boay
How tf u got that
hello big man wsg

Man fragment boxes from last year
I did, it's too long man
They're gone
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Um you are not butterfly fire storm
Which video
Gore vids
@rich crow
Man I don't see what u see
They got deleted
Guys u saw the reacher vs paulie fight
Cmon homie ping me where is it
guys i havenβt been to school in 5 weeks and im basically a senior and its like right before i take my gcese
am i cooked?
Yeah I can't believe my eyes either
Yes that's a shiiity situation
Like he willingly chose the English role but can't read English
you think i have a chance if i go back like the sbaβs are already sent it
Maybe you gotta tell him 4 times so he understands
General education degree
like after graduation
My bad sorry
U good gng
Idk bruh i was chilling and never been a fan of school
i got gold 4 in comp im so pro π
Hate it
minority
I'm ready to go through the entire syllabus at the last minute
nvm
Man wtf are these servers
Nah
Sorry I'll get right on it
we are
Jk
That's such a bitter truth tho
@dawn fox i can give u sumn later π
but it like its the last stretch yk last year and i fumbled so hard by staying home for 5 weeks
Your fired
real
My fired π
What rank did you get
Dam
so bad
The servers were so bad
@dense thistle
@dense thistle dont be like me π’
Ye
How do i get my ekite shown
Me
yea bruh
Like does abyone know
you gotta send a t w e r k i n g vid to a mod
im a mod
Hmm
π
Say less π«
@silk moth
lesgooo
I'm also a mod btw
I dkd tho
I aint know what to really do with it










