💬│english-chat

[crude wren]

Idk

[clear mortar]

What if I sell my current combo and then buy star fall butterfly with shatter gloves?

[scenic wind]

Can anyone login yet

[lilac orchid]

bro prolly in his mid 30s

[river pumice]

starfall mid, shatter is decent

[primal wharf]

why is marketplace not working?

[brave idol]

Yeah

[clear mortar]

Yeah starfall actually mid

[scenic wind]

Mine is saying trying to connect to server

[river pumice]

u could try yotg

[crude wren]

[river pumice]

or maybe vertex flip

[clear mortar]

Say the full name bro😭

[river pumice]

year of the tiger

[clear mortar]

Karambit?

[river pumice]

or tanto

[stoic crown]

What do u guys think about flipknife dragon glass?

[candid pagoda]

Anyone comp

[river pumice]

decent

[hot agate]

Is ban sistem even working in this forsaken game ? 3 matches and in all off them I found hackers shooting randomly and killing every enemy 😡😡😡😡

[bronze grove]

How is it possible?

[river pumice]

average so2 experience

[bronze grove]

Just send a message to comms officer bot DMs

[lilac orchid]

i think m9 best knife

[clear mortar]

Yk what I’m just gonna get genesis and then wait for more gold

[river pumice]

get usp genesis

🔥

[bronze grove]

Hello,

If you want to report a cheater in the game and learn how to do it, please click on the following link to get more information: How Can I Report a Cheater?

Additionally, you can visit our main site to get general information about the game or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.

Let us know if you need anything else.

[knotty needle]

Hell naw butterfly fang on 🔝

[stoic crown]

True but overrated af

[lilac orchid]

good idea just throw life savings for a skin

[clear mortar]

I ion even play it I usually play p3

[river pumice]

💔

it one hits longer range

[stoic crown]

Im planning to get flip knife dragon glass to complete my dragon glass set

[river pumice]

and does more dmg long range

[crude wren]

Kitchen knife 🔪>

[lilac orchid]

kitchen sword

[stoic crown]

Is there any dragon glass knife besides the m9, buterfly, karambit, and flip?

[pulsar mantle]

if I win against cheater (my team has no hack), but then the cheater get banned, will i lost my point?

[lilac orchid]

yall just dont have money

[brave idol]

yes

[river pumice]

yes

[river pumice]

don’t think so

[pulsar mantle]

[stoic crown]

Win/lose if standoff detected the cheater u wont get/lose the point from that match

[pulsar mantle]

lameee

that cheater got humbled so bad

[stoic crown]

Well then i just need the m9 rn 🙂

[pulsar mantle]

all that for nothing

[river pumice]

gl getting 33-39k gold

[brave idol]

First step, him getting banned (hard)

[stoic crown]

I probably wont 💔🥀😢

[clear mortar]

I usually hold only A so

[grave hull]

It’s 200 bucks 💔💔

[lilac orchid]

not much

[pulsar mantle]

actually no, i met 3 cheaters and they all got banned
better than last season at least

[river pumice]

usp does better long range just tap fire hs

p350 good for t side bc rush

[grave hull]

I know

[pulsar mantle]

took sometime though

[lilac orchid]

but a stupid idea to put 200 on a game

like so2

[grave hull]

But 200 bucks for a goofy skin still sucks

[stoic crown]

Reall. Coulda js get it rn but gotta save up for something else

[grave hull]

Ye

[lilac orchid]

fax im saving for a car

[clear mortar]

So 700 left more skins or wait?

[grave hull]

Which car ?

[coarse escarp]

screw the car buy a 10 000gold knife skin

[stoic crown]

Saving for a cbr600 gng 😈😈

[coarse escarp]

( sponsored by standoff 2 )

[river pumice]

it’s still good time to buy rn ngl, market still kinda down

[lilac orchid]

dont know in germany even a golf 2 is expensive

[knotty needle]

Damn send me a knife 😂

[knotty needle]

But in our contry a golf 2 is like 200 euro

[lilac orchid]

most common car in balkan

hahahahahhaah

[knotty needle]

😂 true reliable and dost spend that kuch gass

Much

[lilac orchid]

facts

[knotty needle]

Good for races

[knotty jasper]

Servers down again?

[past star]

Hi pros

[peak dirge]

@velvet drift have you played wuthering waves?

[grave hull]

Get a job and payed it on time like 300 euro every month if u see wht i mean

[clear mortar]

Yeah that’s why I could make some investments maybe

[velvet drift]

Nope

[knotty needle]

And if you crash you can get parts on a grouceries store

[bright plinth]

the servers down again?

[knotty saddle]

Same

[lilac orchid]

i have a job dawg

[grave hull]

Ye 💔

[bright plinth]

ofc

[grave hull]

Alr than keep saving

[cursive hawk]

what happend

[lilac orchid]

but im saving for other things

[plucky burrow]

Its me or the servers are so laggy that everything freezes and impossible to play

[cursive hawk]

i need clan

[bright plinth]

1 week after the update and the game still doesn t work

[grave hull]

Tbh getting a car ain’t the best idea isn’t

[bright plinth]

crazy

[lilac orchid]

yeah have to do it

[lilac orchid]

typical so2

[bright plinth]

yeah

[grave hull]

Normal axelbot dev are gooning

1b profit company and can’t fix they’re servers plus can’t 500k $ anti cheat 💔💔💔💔

[cursive hawk]

i need new game

[grave hull]

Greedy Israeli

[knotty jasper]

Potato server

[cedar notch]

Why the servers not working?

[pseudo grotto]

Did they shutdown the servers

[grave hull]

Chase Furry I suggest u

[pseudo grotto]

I got kicked from the game at 8-0

[cedar notch]

I restarted like 10 times

[pseudo grotto]

Duels

[frank prairie]

any1 cant login?

[grave hull]

Dev gooning

[fluid river]

Server shut down

Niceee

[cursive hawk]

iphone?

[cedar notch]

My friends are playing but mine not working

[vagrant pendant]

Us bro

[tacit totem]

Yo is there any admins on

[grave hull]

Nah irl

[tacit totem]

I cant load my game for some reason

[grave hull]

It’s funny

[pseudo grotto]

#📸│photos message guys repost this photo

[autumn ravine]

Same

[muted breach]

Can someone join in game ?

[autumn ravine]

Cant

[pseudo grotto]

Guys repost it

[cedar notch]

Ahhahahaha

[autumn ravine]

Reposted it

[pseudo grotto]

Lets start the great standoff revolution

[clear mortar]

Servers back up?

[autumn ravine]

⚰️⚰️

[pseudo grotto]

Everyone do so

The great revolution starts now

[cursive hawk]

i play iphone 11 and im sometime lagging why ? can anyone help me

[cedar notch]

No

[clear mortar]

Js frame drops nothing out of the ordinary

[pseudo grotto]

Bravo

[pseudo grotto]

Repost the photo and i will try to help

[knotty needle]

I play iphone X fps drop max and i dont say anything

[grave hull]

Cold

[cursive hawk]

i dont have

[vagrant pendant]

No bro sometimes it drops from constant 120 hz to 12-15 hz

[dense thistle]

Meow

[clear mortar]

Just gotta lower ur graphics fr

[pseudo grotto]

Download it from the photo itself

[knotty needle]

What device do you have

[grave hull]

iPhone 13

[autumn ravine]

😭😭

[knotty needle]

Minimal grafics

[pseudo grotto]

@cursive hawk download it from the photo

[winter cave]

🐐

[cursive hawk]

what?

[grave hull]

Ngl it’s hella solide even on other games I don’t lag

[vagrant pendant]

It used to happened in the damn season 8

[cedar notch]

Try again guysss

[autumn ravine]

90 fps at full medium

[clear mortar]

My fps go from 60 to 50 sometimes lol

[rich crow]

🤭

[cedar notch]

Try again to log in

[pseudo grotto]

Click on the photo and at top right there is a download button

[autumn ravine]

Amundesh a

[vagrant pendant]

That's nothing tbh

[cedar notch]

Mu mu ndreq

[grave hull]

Might be ure phone have no space or it’s hot

[clear mortar]

Still has like a lil block between em

[pseudo grotto]

@cursive hawk the download option appears when you click the 3 dots

[autumn ravine]

Smund

They dont work

[cedar notch]

Un tu lu jam

[radiant ravine]

comp?

[grave hull]

The game is 3g idk how Yall lagging 💔💔

[clear mortar]

Usually happens when I walk and turn the volume a lil up

[cursive hawk]

bro what are you talking about

[autumn ravine]

Add me 136041484

[orchid swift]

Anyone allies?

[reef oracle]

We gettin this shi in a almoust 8 year game🗣🔥🔥

[grave hull]

Wht phone u got?

[clear mortar]

iPhone 14

[grave hull]

Fax

[grave hull]

Wild idk how u lag than

[reef oracle]

Axlebolt here for money farm🗣🔥

[pseudo grotto]

Yes the great standoff2 revolution has started. Mass spam that photo

[clear mortar]

I don’t play low graphics tho it’s like 1 is medium 1 high and 2 low so

[cursive hawk]

man im dead

[orchid swift]

Anyone wanna hop on some allies?

[cursive hawk]

😂

[pseudo grotto]

Everyone repost the same photo. We are revoluting against the hungry money making machine

[grave hull]

I play full high with 60 fps when I lag than mean my phone is hot or I got no space

[umbral rune]

hello

any comp

[tawny roost]

Is servers still down?

[umbral rune]

noo

[crisp mauve]

Me

[umbral rune]

wait bro

im in match

[clear mortar]

I don’t lag bro it’s just a fraction second drop from 60 fps to 55 or 50

[pseudo grotto]

Well done man

[crisp mauve]

Alr id in profile

[pseudo grotto]

Whenever you are here repost it again if you havent forgotten it

[umbral rune]

k

[reef oracle]

How is u in a match twin

[stoic crown]

Atp is devs even trying to improve their server 💔🥀🙏

[reef oracle]

❤️❤️

[charred pollen]

Can y'all fix f servers

[umbral rune]

2:4

hhe

[jaunty delta]

Bro are standoff servers lagging

[umbral rune]

7 2 4

[reef oracle]

They jus farmin the cash🙏🙏

[stoic crown]

Ong

[peak dirge]

it’s a new game that’s trending, i’m getting the game

[pseudo grotto]

Respect the grind bro ❤️

[jaunty delta]

Me and my friends won allies 8-1 and it lagged when it ended and match didnt count

[bright plinth]

the potato server is fried again

[peak dirge]

want me to lyk if it’s worth playing?

[jaunty delta]

Wtf

[reef oracle]

My brother is crashin out cuz he cant get into dam standoff🗣🔥

[reef oracle]

Tyype shii

[gleaming veldt]

When is standoff servers back

[pseudo grotto]

When

Will

[velvet drift]

Bro thinks I live under the rock in the gacha scene 😭 ofc I know what wuwa is

[pseudo grotto]

We

[jaunty delta]

Me and my friends won allies 8-1 and it lagged when it ended and match didnt count

[broken creek]

Why is standoff down

[pseudo grotto]

Photo

[velvet drift]

Goodluck tho @peak dirge

[jaunty delta]

Is there anything i can do to fix

[stray violet]

60 to 50 is insane

[peak dirge]

i’m going to touch you

[broken creek]

Guys why is standoff down

[mint ridge]

u i i a i u i i a i.

[peak dirge]

keep it up

[pseudo grotto]

Mass spam the potato picture in #📸│photos

[mint ridge]

TRUE!

[jaunty delta]

Wut

[peak dirge]

yes, in fact she does @velvet drift

[stray violet]

Gang yo phone can't run at 60?

[peak dirge]

wait

YOURE A WOMAN?

[pseudo grotto]

Go in photos and repost the potato

[stoic crown]

Usually theres a delay. U can definitely see just the server itself rn is down 🙏🥀💔

[velvet drift]

Congregations on your legend rank

[jaunty delta]

So i will grt my mmr

[mint ridge]

thank you, ml.

[reef oracle]

😭😭🙏

[autumn ravine]

Edit ts again

[brisk plaza]

@velvet drift hi 🥰

[velvet drift]

Sure

[jaunty delta]

I got phoenix bri cuz i didnt do calibration last season

[mint ridge]

can confirm. it grips.

[jaunty delta]

And i had 7 played

[velvet drift]

Helloo

[peak dirge]

i thought mako was a guy

[pseudo grotto]

PAHHA

[jaunty delta]

I could ez get master+

[peak dirge]

is this W rizz

[pseudo grotto]

Ahahahhaa

[autumn ravine]

Servers still down

[brisk plaza]

Deep

[mint ridge]

bro the e-grip is out of this world.

[brisk plaza]

💔

[clear mortar]

Why is the market not working when I get gold 😭

[velvet drift]

[noble dagger]

[grave hull]

Gooner

[mint ridge]

mako, what is for dinner?

[orchid swift]

They aren't i js enterd standoff

[umbral rune]

hahhahaha

[pseudo grotto]

Fr bro airball 💔
Go repost that picture to aura farm back twin

[velvet drift]

What's for dinner? Fries

[mint ridge]

explode this man's local post office.

[clear mortar]

Just say girl bro😭

[velvet drift]

💔

[peak dirge]

it’s the same meaning “ALEX 03”

[pseudo grotto]

💔

[mint ridge]

are you also part of the dinner?

[peak dirge]

ironic

[mint ridge]

😋

[velvet drift]

For the weekend

[pseudo grotto]

Mass spam the potato picture in #📸│photos

[brisk plaza]

Aight twin 💔

[velvet drift]

[broken creek]

When does the servers come back

[peak dirge]

@grave hull lock in bro spain slammed france in euros

[clear mortar]

What does my name have to do w this? Smh atleast I ain’t a gooner who is surprised after seeing a girl in a discord server 😭

[peak dirge]

that wasn’t me being surprised

i didn’t know what her gender was

[clear mortar]

“YOURE A WOMAN?”

[mint ridge]

I would gladly have you breakfast, lunch and dinner, every single day.

[peak dirge]

cause i’ve spoken to her since december and i didn’t know

[peak dirge]

ur name a alex and you glaze deadpool

pick a struggle

ranger warrior

“ALEX 03”

[mint ridge]

is that the grim reaper?!?!

[peak dirge]

and you have pronouns in your acc

you’re a cornball

[clear mortar]

Anime girl pfp🥀

[pseudo grotto]

Mass spam the potato picture in #📸│photos

[mint ridge]

lads get a room already.

[peak dirge]

i own you

calm down

LOL

[clear mortar]

Crashing of over nothing is wild

[peak dirge]

i still own you

calm down

say something else

respond to me

do it

[pseudo grotto]

The great ressistance ARISES

Mass spam the potato picture in #📸│photos

[peak dirge]

do it bro

[mint ridge]

boys just get a room already, please. @peak dirge @clear mortar

[peak dirge]

i’m telling him to respond to me

[mint ridge]

💔

[peak dirge]

he’s going to be a good boy

[peak dirge]

a good dog

and respond to me

[mint ridge]

smash.

[peak dirge]

cause i told him to do it

[pseudo grotto]

☝🏻uhm actually

[grave hull]

Wait how u know that 💔💔💔💔

[velvet drift]

Four eel Eye swear two god

[peak dirge]

bro

[grave hull]

lol

[mint ridge]

dom me please.

:trol:

[velvet drift]

Beg for it

[rich crow]

e

[velvet drift]

On your knees

[pseudo grotto]

You arent above us. Repost the photo. Rise

[velvet drift]

Nvm, all fours

[peak dirge]

@snow anchor did you get legend yet cutie

[placid void]

buying standoff accounts

DM ME

[eager spoke]

Moment

[mint ridge]

nah, I don't think I will.

[velvet drift]

Frfr

[pseudo grotto]

You are the problem

[peak dirge]

???

[eager spoke]

Same people too

[peak dirge]

this server scares me

[mint ridge]

this is me.

[umbral rune]

guys

[eager spoke]

History repeats itself moment

[umbral rune]

so2 have anticheat ?

[velvet drift]

[peak dirge]

chill auntie

[eager spoke]

Naaaaahui

Naaaaaahui balyat

[umbral rune]

guyzzz

[mint ridge]

maybe it is destiny.

[mint ridge]

nice rule 3.

[velvet drift]

Aren't you fr like 35

[eager spoke]

No I’m 19

[pseudo grotto]

@mint ridge This wasnt funny twin

[mint ridge]

she is smelly.

[pseudo grotto]

Delete it immediately

[velvet drift]

Denial

Denial

[pseudo grotto]

Mass spam the potato picture in #📸│photos

[mint ridge]

nah.

[eager spoke]

Nox is the one in his 30s

[mint ridge]

I am part of no cult.

[mint ridge]

WHAT.

[warm moat]

cyberpunk got such absolute fire bgms

[velvet drift]

That's new

[warm moat]

🗣️ 🔥

[eager spoke]

Actually I’m gonna be 20 in like 50 days dude I’m actually going to enter an existential crisis

[rich crow]

e

[pseudo grotto]

I am resting from a workout lololo

You get a life

[mint ridge]

WAIT ME TOO!!

[stone steeple]

Bro cant there be 1 month without market just shutting down😭

[mint ridge]

omg can we bomb iraq together now.

[velvet drift]

Relationship goals

🗣️🔥

[mint ridge]

this could be us but you playing.

[stone steeple]

Its working but not market

[mint ridge]

I ate all the market servers.

[eager spoke]

“This could be us but” I DONT LIKE YOU

[stray violet]

🐠

[velvet drift]

Aboard the F-111 fr

[eager spoke]

[velvet drift]

Enemies to lovers ahh

[eager spoke]

You will never catch me

Forever ban evading

[sharp plover]

Someone to play?

[mint ridge]

who.

@velvet drift please do that to me :trol:

[velvet drift]

crazy

[umbral rune]

@crisp mauve

hello

[mint ridge]

all these girls think they can have me, only mako can 💔

[sour star]

sigma sigma on the wall

[mint ridge]

RAHHHHHHH.

[stone steeple]

Cause game is running on rotten potatos conected by exploded iphone chargers

[proper monolith]

No bro its bc They raised some graffiti item

[mint ridge]

james, do you think this yoruichi guy should get permabanned off this discord?

[eager spoke]

The ever so elusive sickma Maemi:

[sour star]

new server with more feeling sigma stickers? @eager spoke

[eager spoke]

[proper monolith]

I have proof

[eager spoke]

You do it

But invite me

[sour star]

bet

[velvet drift]

Can I also have the sigma stickers

[stone steeple]

Ik the fireborn graffiti

[velvet drift]

Im feeling sigma as well

[proper monolith]

Yeah

[stone steeple]

Boosted by ters

[velvet drift]

[proper monolith]

Whens the next time?

I rhink it happens monthly

[mint ridge]

you can have me, a real sigma!!!

[mint ridge]

@sour star carry comp please.

stop gooning to yoruichi.

:trol:

[sour star]

nou

[autumn ravine]

Servers dead agaim

[mint ridge]

sure I'm carry.

[autumn ravine]

Again

[velvet drift]

Tell that to @rich crow

[regal steeple]

standoff glitching?

[autumn ravine]

Servers cooked

[mint ridge]

can WE (yes ME and YOU) crack vydas?

[rich crow]

e

[noble dagger]

e

[gleaming veldt]

e

[velvet drift]

Is he the Humpty Dumpty of so2?

[stray violet]

On EVERYONE'S soul I'm getting legend

[eager spoke]

We’re all dead

[stray violet]

If I don't, EVERYONE comes down with me

[gleaming veldt]

I'm dead

[mint ridge]

he is the number 15.

[velvet drift]

Little austrian boy

[mint ridge]

what about gingers?

[velvet drift]

[sour star]

go cerry i trol

gg go lose

[stray violet]

WHATTTTTTT

[mint ridge]

real?

[eager spoke]

How it feels logging on to see one of my matches got canceled due to a cheater so I get another inflated 40 elo

[stray violet]

Oh mb I'm dyslexic

[mint ridge]

actually deadahh?

[eager spoke]

[eager spoke]

The gingers too.

[mint ridge]

go gamering on skating rink 2nd.

[rich crow]

@stray violet send 40k gold and 500 million Mold

[velvet drift]

The autocorrect is messing with you 💔💔💔

[rich crow]

I need that god like inv

[mint ridge]

@sour star I am being fr you coming or nah.

[mint ridge]

oh my little baby boy da di da di da.

oh my little baby boy, my boy, my joy!

[velvet drift]

[eager spoke]

His brain automatically autocorrects everything

[mint ridge]

can we please ban yoruichi on account of not being funny 💔

[regal steeple]

omg

[sour star]

no bro im doung hw

[mint ridge]

just say you a fake twin.

[eager spoke]

Never

[velvet drift]

Ginko has taken several offenses of being unfunny?

[sour star]

im fake asl

[velvet drift]

Crazy

[sour star]

🥀

[mint ridge]

I will pay in Standoff 2 staff coffee machine money.

[regal steeple]

fr

[mint ridge]

over 9000!

[eager spoke]

Red arrow emoji red circle emoji

[velvet drift]

➡️⭕‼️🙏😭

[mint ridge]

oh my little austrian boy da di da di da di da.

:trol:

[stray violet]

I was gonna send you mold but the market is down

[regal steeple]

[stray violet]

You missed out gng

[mint ridge]

can we get a james appreciation post?

[eager spoke]

Inspecting default knife emoji

[stray violet]

We do NOT appreciate james

[mint ridge]

market is working for me wdym.

[velvet drift]

Staring at the wall emoji

[mint ridge]

ragebait used to be believable.

[marble notch]

market still disabled is crazy

[sour star]

[mint ridge]

what the-

is this aura?

[sour star]

this is skibidi

[iron mural]

.

[eager spoke]

Nade out in hand in the open emoji

[mint ridge]

I will skibidi inside you.

[velvet drift]

This is Ashton Hall

[mint ridge]

hi delay.

[rich crow]

Still!?!?

😭😭

[velvet drift]

Scrolling through utils 😭

[mint ridge]

guys give me a cool edgy name for my standoff 2 profile please.

[mental hollow]

Yeah for sure dumbahh

[rich crow]

Ballless

[mental hollow]

Im not the one trying to make money off scaming

[sour star]

wow delay nice role!

[sour star]

sigma of australia

[mint ridge]

:writingdownpepe:

[rich crow]

He an aussie!?

[sour star]

hes balkan

[rich crow]

🤭🤭🤭

[sour star]

balkan rager

[velvet drift]

Nice invite link

[mint ridge]

australia? the land where you live in?

[rich crow]

They say god punishes only once

[mint ridge]

balkan edger*

[sour star]

@mint ridge

[eager spoke]

Clearing every angle when no one is there but only clearing the specific spot someone is at emoji

[mint ridge]

?

[mental hollow]

Axlebolt doesnt get enough hate for what they are NOT doing with the servers

[sour star]

i live austria

bomboclet

[velvet drift]

Pushing through smoke emoji

[mint ridge]

australia.

[sour star]

Nuke?

[mint ridge]

GOONER.

[rich crow]

[eager spoke]

Full blind by flash but perfect tracking emoji

[mint ridge]

screen recorded sent to comms officer, byebye.

[velvet drift]

Perfect prefire emoji

[velvet drift]

Keya boutta get hit with a second ban

[mint ridge]

no.

[rich crow]

Bro doing this instead of sending a job application to his closest Human resources office

[sour star]

@eager spoke were in dc chat and u write me in so2

okej

[mint ridge]

TRUE!

[sour star]

genius

[eager spoke]

Attempt to wallbang through non wallbangable surfaces emoji

[eager spoke]

It’s courteous of me to respond on so2 so you know I read your message

[mint ridge]

wait, I was going to announce something.

[velvet drift]

Crosshair placement on the floor emoji

[sour star]

i know you saw it

i know

[eager spoke]

Because I responded

[sour star]

i know what you

[eager spoke]

[sour star]

i know

[rich crow]

🍞

[sour star]

i know see what you

[mint ridge]

oh yes, when the Stromabrechnung check hits :trol:

[eager spoke]

Always calling info to his mates despite being nowhere near them emoji

[rich crow]

Walter white

[mint ridge]

I will edge this planet dry.

[velvet drift]

No faceit account emoji

[sour star]

good thing

[eager spoke]

Premier rating in 25k bit faceit level 4 emoji

[mint ridge]

boosted :pointandlaugh:

is this a new scam?

[rich crow]

Nice try diddy

[velvet drift]

Bought steam acc emoji

[mint ridge]

nice try adilf diddler.

[rich crow]

Expired it's a meme bro not a edible

[eager spoke]

Only 2 badges emoji

[brisk plaza]

hi yoru

[rich crow]

I'm getting possessive

[velvet drift]

14 banned friends emoji

[mint ridge]

mako I am leaving and taking the children!!!

[velvet drift]

Nooooo

[sour star]

66% banned friends emoji

[mint ridge]

I have had enough!

[rich crow]

🥶

[sour star]

real??!?!?!

[velvet drift]

I have custody of your favorite child tho

[mint ridge]

you were always my favourite. @sour star

💔

[mint ridge]

I have to let you go, son.

[ancient plover]

What the sigma

[sour star]

[brisk ice]

there we go

[mint ridge]

be good, and do not turn into a femboy, no matter what you do, break the chain of femboyism in our family.

[rich crow]

Less than one

[sour star]

father, NO.

[eager spoke]

+2 hltv rating emoji

[sour star]

[velvet drift]

108.9 hrs emoji

[brisk plaza]

oh what a bad day to be on a standoff 2 server

[ancient plover]

Don't talk to this legacy guy bro he got 120 fps on ipad and chooses to rng

[sour star]

90% HS emoji

[mint ridge]

[brisk ice]

lol, i do everything not only rng

rng is good imo

[granite drift]

Nah u cooked

[brisk ice]

who is the real light?

[granite drift]

Both

[brisk ice]

u r using 2 accs at once?

[velvet drift]

Who's the brighter one tho

[granite drift]

Ye

[vapid gust]

why they keep turning the market off

[brisk plaza]

fight club reference

[brisk ice]

server is down buddy

[brisk ice]

both r dull

[granite drift]

Probably me

[granite drift]

[brisk ice]

from where r u

[velvet drift]

Me when LED vs. Analog

Aight I'm out, bye bye

[granite drift]

I just switched accs to flex

🚶‍♂️

[brisk ice]

oo

no need to flex here

[onyx python]

-_-

[brisk ice]

how old will u be on 2nd April

[onyx python]

Nah
Phone.

[brisk ice]

on pc rn?

[onyx python]

🙂

[brisk ice]

nice doxxing urself

trap

[onyx python]

Hm

[wicked shell]

Market place temporarily disabled???

[orchid swift]

Ohh how i love standoff matchmaking

[granite drift]

Nope

[onyx python]

Nvm

[orchid swift]

I guess

[brisk ice]

should i delete?

[wicked shell]

Hmm error

[onyx python]

Nah idc. Already in a bad mood:)

[brisk ice]

aight ill delete

[eager spoke]

Most used weapon is scout emoji

[brisk ice]

kaisa chalra clan tera

[thorny yoke]

Can someone come up with a name for my clan?

[brisk ice]

baba

[thorny yoke]

And?

[still trout]

Did they fck up marketplace again?

[crisp stump]

Back from praying 🙏

[zealous crag]

Wanne play

[zealous crag]

Yea

[zealous crag]

Annoying

Someoene wanne play

[tiny bear]

When will servers come back again

[snow anchor]

I don't know

you tell me pookie

[brisk ice]

weren't u in team defenders

[peak dirge]

i left

a while ago

[minor coral]

my market place doesn’t work wtf

[peak dirge]

WWWWW

now get legend on comp

fr

[brisk ice]

which one did u join i ll join urs

[snow anchor]

I was 1900

[peak dirge]

i didn’t join anything

[snow anchor]

but It's so hard

[peak dirge]

i’m sooo

solo

[snow anchor]

all these boosted randoms

[peak dirge]

i got good teammates

[snow anchor]

silver 3 elites

[peak dirge]

lmk when ur playing

i’ll probably play in like

[snow anchor]

I play w randoms mostly

[peak dirge]

15 minutes

[snow anchor]

I'm about to go ranger on my main

[peak dirge]

want me to switch acc

[snow anchor]

matched against a hacker today too

[snow anchor]

ping me when you want to play

[brisk ice]

i ll play with u

[brisk ice]

tdef got disbanded xD

[peak dirge]

i’m in the toilet

[snow anchor]

need a 5 stack any random I get Is soo bad the whole game gets ruined

[peak dirge]

because i was the only good player there

check their clan logs

check their scrims

i carried them with my back heavy

[mental hollow]

Yeah lmao its impossible to Play with randoms now

[peak dirge]

the only good player on my level was hinaby

[snow anchor]

I played like 2 clan battles there cause I had nothing better to do 😭

[peak dirge]

not worth it if your clan mates are bad

[snow anchor]

I just randomly add join different clan lineups

I'm In 2 others too

[peak dirge]

i’m in nine

none*

i haven’t joined a clan and probably won’t

[mental hollow]

Clan battles are fun

[peak dirge]

i only play to boost my friends or if i’m bored, i grind to high ranks

[jovial light]

Bro Pablo

[snow anchor]

yes

[mental hollow]

you either get a bronze 3 opponents or all 5 the legends

[snow anchor]

I used to like clan battles cause of less hackers but faceit Is a better alternative now

[jovial light]

The server crached on my rank up game

[mental hollow]

Yeah

[warm reef]

pablo noob

[mental hollow]

Also u still looking for teammates for comp? Im down, im one win away from master

[snow anchor]

servers are still bad?

[peak dirge]

no u

[snow anchor]

😘

[peak dirge]

bad boy

[snow anchor]

naughty boy

[mental hollow]

they have been bad for like 4 days now

[snow anchor]

wants a spanking

[warm reef]

no him

[peak dirge]

no ur a bad boy

[warm reef]

okay pablo bro

[brisk plaza]

guys Im lost idk if I should play 4 5 or 6 fingers, I like to play with very low sens

[snow anchor]

yes even In low ping people teleport

[snow anchor]

I'm coming

[warm reef]

easy is finally good for a pc player

gahahahahahah

[mental hollow]

Yestetday when i was playing allies everyone in the match got over 200 ping out of nowhere

[peak dirge]

2

[brisk plaza]

Do I look disabled

[warm reef]

4

[snow anchor]

I saw talent In him ong

[brisk plaza]

Okay bad question

[peak dirge]

watch your mouth

i got elite half way legend back in s3

just for playing two thumbs

[snow anchor]

just less patient

[peak dirge]

😭😭

[river scarab]

anyone for allies?

[mental hollow]

1 finger and all 10 toes

[peak dirge]

pollen i’ll play with ur toes

[warm reef]

s3 was like

[brisk plaza]

3 legs 👅

[warm reef]

poopie

szn9 giving s3 ranks

[mental hollow]

yes please 👅

[peak dirge]

rn i’m still half way legend

idk what your point is

lawl

[snow anchor]

Polen about to get pollinated

[peak dirge]

and last season too

lawl

[brisk plaza]

Do u have good HUD and sens for 4 fingers? 💔

I mean 4 fingers is good

[peak dirge]

he’s a bad boy

now let me go poop

[snow anchor]

claw

[brisk plaza]

But playing with awm and pistols is awful with 4 fingers

[warm reef]

not making any, just that s3 was easier even if you playin with2 thumbs gahahaha

[mental hollow]

Half way legend as in 12 ranks away or 150mmr away

[warm reef]

impressive still

[snow anchor]

just google 4 finger claw layout

[brisk plaza]

If I play low sens it's really hard to move on low sens with claw 💔

[peak dirge]

150mmr

[mental hollow]

😭

[peak dirge]

if my match did w a hacker got canceled

[mental hollow]

Nice

[latent peak]

i play awm with 3 fingers, sometimes 2

and hi

[mental hollow]

I Play using my toes

All 10

At the same time

[brisk plaza]

You picked bronze as a role gang idk if I want to trust u 😭

[latent peak]

so?

i dont play ranked, i enjoy 1v1s the most

[latent peak]

i find ppl and play with them

or just usually play defuse

[mental hollow]

its the lowest rank in the game, of course people will be skeptical towards advice of who Has the lowest rank

[snow anchor]

goat

[queen jungle]

@standoff fix your stupid game giving me a comp ban for 30 mins because your game doesn’t want to connect

[mental hollow]

blawg tried to tag a GAME 💔

[queen jungle]

Stf

[latent peak]

Just because i picked a rank that's very low doesn't mean that im trash at the game 💔

[brisk plaza]

I need some good 4 or 5 low sens settings 💔

[snow anchor]

bro's talking to someone that doesn't exist

[latent peak]

btw its very easy to get max rank now lmaoo

[queen jungle]

Either do you 🤣

[brisk plaza]

Then go get it 💔

[snow anchor]

either do you?

[mental hollow]

If you are that rank, i hate to break it to you but you ARE 😭💔🙏

[latent peak]

why should i?

[snow anchor]

do you mean so do you?

[queen jungle]

Yes
Pablo Escobar does not exist

[mental hollow]

english premium

[latent peak]

you have no proof tho 😇

[snow anchor]

0/10 ragebait

AI spartan pfp

nice try

[queen jungle]

Bro you are probably ai yourself

[snow anchor]

" chatgpt generate a sigma lone spartan for me ☠️ "

[warm reef]

are we deadasss

[snow anchor]

this guy fr

[queen jungle]

Chatgpt generate me a dc name

Bro came up with Escobar

[warm reef]

alr solopvp

[snow anchor]

lame

do better

[warm reef]

ai pfp

[queen jungle]

Alr 9aDe

Whatever that is

[queen jungle]

Weird anime kid

[warm reef]

ai pfp

💔

[queen jungle]

Go watch some anime

[warm reef]

[mental hollow]

is that supposed to be an insult or something 💔

[warm reef]

fr

[brisk plaza]

Bro could have cook dis dude in so many ways 💔

[snow anchor]

I alone am the most skibidi ahh pfp

[warm reef]

"go consume good media" ahh

[mental hollow]

"go eat a breakfast" ahhh

[queen jungle]

Kinda

[brisk plaza]

Bro have that beast in him

[mental hollow]

Literally

😭

[brisk plaza]

Sorry you are NOT sigma 💔

[queen jungle]

Bro if u watch anime
It says it all

[warm reef]

alr bro💔

[snow anchor]

he's probably asking chat gpt for Insults and this Is the best It can manage

[mental hollow]

Roast me, im curious what youre going to come up with

[mental hollow]

LMAO

[brisk plaza]

Nah bro not this again 😭😭

[queen jungle]

Alr 9aDE you so cool bro

[dense thistle]

Yea uh

[snow anchor]

fun

[queen jungle]

Teach me to be like u @warm reef

[brisk plaza]

guys we woke a beast in him

💔

[warm reef]

ai spartan pfp

[brisk plaza]

his inner sigma came out

💔

[queen jungle]

Bro I’d rather have an ai pic than have some weird anime shi

[mental hollow]

his inner sigma came

[rich crow]

Hey people

[brisk plaza]

Fr I better leave before he cook my ahh too

[rich crow]

Can someone play with me ?

[warm reef]

"I don't like supporting actual artists" ahh

[snow anchor]

wt rank

[queen jungle]

Npc detected

[warm reef]

alr bro

[rich crow]

Gold 3 on duel and gold4 on 2vs2

[queen jungle]

Them ai comments got to bros head

[latent peak]

why tf are you guys arguing over pfps 💔

[queen jungle]

Bro start applying it to conversations

[snow anchor]

gold In the big 25 💔

[wet locust]

Hi

[mental hollow]

"wierd anime shi" proceeds to show a quality media actual people spent time making

[snow anchor]

fr

[rich crow]

What do u want

This is good rank

🙂

[snow anchor]

season 9 where you win 1 game lose 9 and still get phoenix

[queen jungle]

We are not
He’s just intimidated by a Spartan probably because it ain’t Naruto or sum shin

[snow anchor]

this Is not 2024

[alpine bluff]

Market up?

[mental hollow]

Pack it up lil guy 😭🙏

[alpine bluff]

🥶

[wet locust]

.

[rich crow]

And?

[alpine bluff]

Youre so corny dude holy

😭😭

Anyways is the market up?

[queen jungle]

Ight crocs
Stay in ur lane

[snow anchor]

don't let this man's Inner sigma out

[alpine bluff]

🐺

[queen jungle]

🐀

[rich crow]

Bronze 3 I just like playing only duels and 2vs2

[clear mortar]

Anyone know which stickers go well with genesis AK?

[alpine bluff]

??

[mental hollow]

BRO DELETED

😭😭😭

[stoic badge]

Skibkdi sigma riZz

GYATT GYATT

[snow anchor]

I see where the Issue Is

[queen jungle]

Why so you can report

🐀

[stoic badge]

SIGMA RIZZZZ

[latent peak]

mango mango

[queen jungle]

1 step ahead of a 🐀

[rich crow]

Bro I am on unraled rn

Unraked

Unranked

My fingers are messy

Sooryy

[mental hollow]

so sigma of you

[latent peak]

you didnt spell it right either 😭

[brisk plaza]

Enough kid

Biden blast

[queen jungle]

Mans like polen with his banger racer Volkswagen 🤣🤣🤣💀

[latent peak]

alr mb

[queen jungle]

Nice car g

@mental hollow

[latent peak]

vegito blue!!1!

[mental hollow]

✅

[queen jungle]

10/10 car

[mental hollow]

certified passat B5.5 (FL) 1.9 TDI classic ✅

[brisk plaza]

#🇵🇱│polski or I will send Diddy to yo house

Hop on #🇵🇱│polski

[lyric lake]

tylko polska pozdro

[mental hollow]

Im booting up this bum ahh game, its taking a while

[queen jungle]

How much did u pay 0.3 gold ?

[mental hollow]

Yes

[brisk plaza]

Aight aight

[queen jungle]

Niceeee

[brisk plaza]

Polska górą 🗣️🔥

[latent peak]

bagguet

[mental hollow]

#📸│photos

[clear mortar]

Does anyone know which stickers go well with AK genesis

[mental hollow]

entry kill

#📸│photos message

[brisk plaza]

Entry kill, Boombox

[mental hollow]

my friend was having concussion when he was trying my sens out

[clear mortar]

Anything cheaper?😭

[brisk plaza]

Yeah no shi

[clear mortar]

AYO

[spiral brook]

aldofhitler

[brisk plaza]

Reforged sticker, it don't match but it's cheaper

[brisk plaza]

It's a virus mate

[clear mortar]

I got some other options you wanna see?

[brisk plaza]

Sure

[mental hollow]

he said he couldnt move and it was the definition of confusing

[brisk plaza]

Yeah they are cursed 😭

@clear mortar 1st one might work 2nd doubt it

Oh there is more

[clear mortar]

Ok and the others?

[mental hollow]

Been playing like this for a while, was Phoenix last season, on my way to triple master now, so they do work

[brisk plaza]

@clear mortar strike, voidhound, hardcore, check those

[brisk plaza]

If u are used to them

I used to play

0.94/0.94/0.44

And it was too high

[clear mortar]

Aight

[brisk plaza]

Cuz of acceleration

Yeah

[mental hollow]

I like how you didnt mention my crosshair, i get a lot of questions when people see it

[brisk plaza]

My standard settings are like 50/60% Headshot tbh

[brisk plaza]

I've been playing since 2020 with breaks

The only good stat that I have lmao

[clear mortar]

I found how voidhound looks

[brisk plaza]

u can send me on dm and ill check later okay?

[clear mortar]

Sent

[knotty needle]

a bronz giving tips wow

dont listen to his tips he is bronz

miko dont tell him what to do lol

wtf

are these sensss

that tells your true silver

brpnz

bronz

3.7 sens is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

this is wayyy better

with 1,06 your flics are greate with 3.7 you try to flic you do a 720

true

[bronze grove]

@iron mural

[knotty needle]

wdym

[rich crow]

Guys

Yesterday I got ranger then played with randoms dropped to gold 1 but I got back to phoenix rn

Should I risk it with a random for elder 😭

Depends on range

Low range battle hold might be better

High range ofc tap

[iron mural]

🫵

[neat agate]

I'm purring

[iron mural]

ofc

it has no recoil

so just keep spraying until u have it

until you master it I mean

don't avoid it

you won't improve

[neat agate]

I'm licking my paws clean

nah i put down

[clear mortar]

@mental hollow what charm are you using?

[errant basalt]

SILENCE @everyone

holy aura I’m unmatched