💬│english-chat

[onyx python]

Showermate

[distant whale]

😭

[rich crow]

I created alt accs so that i can play with my friends on other ranks

[vagrant pendant]

Gud gud try harder-

[distant whale]

damn

[onyx python]

But they don't like rough and aggressive at the start...

[vagrant pendant]

Already found mine😋

[white rain]

Guys is standoff just not working for me or for everyone

[rich crow]

You'll be bronze if u pick me hahahahah

[jovial light]

is the servers back again?

[onyx python]

Sharing is caring

[swift birch]

Is there a way to trade in standoff 2

[distant whale]

You must be really good then rainy?

[onyx python]

Everyone

[vagrant pendant]

Ig

[scenic wind]

@reef scarab I can't load into game

[mental hollow]

This game is straight up unplayable

[distant whale]

Honestly

[white rain]

Oh ok

[vagrant pendant]

Hey hey chill bro

[distant whale]

I'd rather have someone to play with instead of Randoms

😭

[onyx python]

Nice picture. Twerkk them bonez

[vagrant pendant]

(Saying this while I rage at every game😭)

[onyx python]

Naughty😈

[ruby osprey]

I was iPad player for Portuguese teams 3 years ago , came back , I’m iPhone now , can’t get a good sense

[distant whale]

SO2

[white rain]

Errors

It says

[distant whale]

Vro...

[white rain]

XD

[onyx python]

Wait a while

[onyx python]

Yea yea
SUCK OFF 2

[rich crow]

Real

[scenic wind]

Ok

[white rain]

I have a knife that's sale

[distant whale]

Sure

[vagrant pendant]

Dw about it bro, it's ur choice after all...

[white rain]

Im scared that it will get removed and not give it to me

[ruby osprey]

Also they destroyed the game removing z9 , and province horsey 🤷🏻‍♂️

[onyx python]

Just do a giveaway🎁✨

[quick sundial]

Guys

with the whole respect

[distant whale]

Z9....

[quartz forge]

Server ded?

[white rain]

I cant bro I'm tryna buy a m9

[quick sundial]

am 2600mmr

am trying to go

3k

On allies

[distant whale]

I hate so2 with all my heart for switching the map

[onyx python]

I'mma give u OF links 🙂

[vagrant pendant]

Lore accurate Deadpool be like-

[quick sundial]

and you ruining my ping

[distant whale]

The old one was perfect...

[scenic wind]

What I said ok

[quick sundial]

go outside with your friends

[white rain]

Nahh haram

[onyx python]

Love u 2

[quick sundial]

And let me play my game

So skibidi

Hard?

[onyx python]

Hijabi stuff don't worry

[scenic wind]

What dym it's my choice

[white rain]

Still Haram 🤣

[ruby osprey]

Only way to remember it now is from watching my old yt vídeos 🤣

[vagrant pendant]

Ohhk sorry my bad, I didn't mean it that way brother

[inner cipher]

why did the game broken

[ruby osprey]

I remember the first z9 🫣

[onyx python]

🙂 I'mma share halal date unboxing video ifykyk

[white rain]

We don't know

[scenic wind]

Yh np

[ruby osprey]

And the game having 3 weapons

🤣

[scenic wind]

It's calm

[white rain]

🤣

[inner cipher]

the server crashed?

[ruby osprey]

Yes I’m that old 🤣

[inner cipher]

like when the season came out

[distant whale]

[onyx python]

A toddler stepped on the programmers keyboard

[white rain]

Idk if I should get m9 digital burst but no combo or butterfly combo

[distant whale]

Combo

[scenic wind]

😂

[crystal cave]

Let me get you back to your bed unc

[distant whale]

M9 kinda mid

[ruby osprey]

Nah im actually 22

[vagrant pendant]

Bro🫡

[white rain]

I'm thinking about dragon glass cus I don't have alot of gold only

3.5k

[crystal cave]

Combo is better, you'll get tired of m9

[onyx python]

Spear some here...

[distant whale]

Trust

[ruby osprey]

Yo yo ogs remember this name “shortdust”🤣

[distant whale]

Having a combo is better

[pliant lynx]

anyone know when servers are up ?

[crystal cave]

Straight up fossil 💀

[white rain]

3.5k gold is enough for a combo?

[onyx python]

At night

[distant whale]

The default gloves are horrendous

[onyx python]

Yep

[ruby osprey]

Ahahaha chill chill bro

[distant whale]

Yeah

[white rain]

Ok ig I'll get a combo

[distant whale]

You have alot of options

[white rain]

Ye but I'm tryna get some guns to

[quick sundial]

Look at all theese npc

[white rain]

Like bubble gum

[onyx python]

Tbh check DM for combo
Ngl just check

[quick sundial]

they leave in matrix

[distant whale]

You could sneak those in

[quick sundial]

but

[quartz forge]

@plain pagoda we got klassen playing inside powerplay before gta6

[crystal cave]

Yes

[distant whale]

What kind of combo are you looking?

[quick sundial]

typing in discord server stuff

[white rain]

I'm not sure maybe dragon glass butterfly with dragon glass gloves

[quick sundial]

instead of spending time with their family or friends so i can grind TO 3K MMR

[quartz forge]

The 2 punch 1 kick strafe combo

[desert kiln]

Should i get purple inventory or red inventory?

[distant whale]

Sounds expensive ngl

[white rain]

Bubblegum and samurai m4 and a ak

[quick sundial]

Hm

[distant whale]

[quick sundial]

you again

[crystal cave]

Dg gloves are kinda meh

[distant whale]

Did you check the prices?

[ruby osprey]

How about both?👀

[white rain]

It is but like with this update it cheap atm

I'm getting golds in a few hours

[quick sundial]

@rich crow you truly like that guy over me 😭💔 that's it

[quartz forge]

Bro has only one image on his phone

[ruby osprey]

One ct one for t 🫣

[distant whale]

Oh then sure

[quick sundial]

.

[distant whale]

But still good if you check how much you can spend

[desert kiln]

[quick sundial]

He eats mac donalds all day long

[shut sky]

.

[quick sundial]

OIA OIA?

no way

[vagrant pendant]

Blue.... always

[quick sundial]

🙏

wise oia oia

[white rain]

Bubblegum is 160 gold I think m4 samurai is like 80-90 and I'm tryna get ak sport with v2 stickers or nano st

[ruby osprey]

Guys try McBifana🤣

[desert kiln]

Yes way

[quartz forge]

Teal inv when?

[desert kiln]

Already have it :))

[quick sundial]

oh wise oia oia

i need some gold

[distant whale]

Are you looking to match those guns with your combo?

Or just what you want

[vagrant pendant]

Chat is this... "Us moment"?

[white rain]

Don't really

[quick sundial]

Who's that looser

[white rain]

I just want a good inventory

[rich crow]

[desert kiln]

[white rain]

I don't need them to match

[distant whale]

Hmm then it's your choice

[white rain]

Ok ig I'll get a combo

[rich crow]

I dont like anyone💔💔🥀😔

[arctic yacht]

What alies rank did yal got?

[quick sundial]

agh this acting

[distant whale]

You can check photos for some alternatives or suggestions

[desert kiln]

[rich crow]

is servers good now?

[flat island]

Is the game down lol

[white rain]

Okk

[quick sundial]

LIER

[quick sundial]

my cousin

[desert kiln]

Hmmm buy them

[urban tree]

So2 die 😂

[rich crow]

Im being fr

[onyx python]

Check

Dm

[white rain]

Ok

[quick sundial]

Woah so wise

✨

Like always

[rich crow]

What

[quick sundial]

oh

[distant whale]

Me

[quick sundial]

SO THAT MEANS

that she could kill me

How dare u

Agh skibidi moment

I'll go grab my pickles

[rich crow]

And worst of all, Larry.

Server made of potato

[swift birch]

Can play now but no shop

[distant whale]

Larry the best guy I've ever met

You disrespect Larry, you disrespect me

[hollow storm]

were can i talk with admin?

[quick sundial]

@rich crow RAINY

YOU listen to sia?

[scenic kayak]

Are you having problem with the server

[rich crow]

Fr

[distant whale]

The cm

[junior rapids]

U disrespect me u disrespect my family u put a bad name on me cat Larry and expect me to be your friend

[rich crow]

Thats my name💔💔🥀😔

[scenic kayak]

??

[quick sundial]

Dann

Damn DAMN

[hollow storm]

what?

[quick sundial]

i can't

[distant whale]

Community supportera

You can task them questions in dms or here

[quick sundial]

sick i have mo words

Fr

She's my fav artist and u have her name

[rich crow]

Bro's tweakin😭😭🙏🙏

[junior rapids]

Who th listens to sia in 2025

[rich crow]

Can yall play so2 in party's? Or are the servers down again

[brave idol]

[scenic kayak]

Are you having problem with the server ?????

[rich crow]

Ohhh

[hoary axle]

Game is dead

[vagrant pendant]

Heyyyy

[quick sundial]

YAS

Yas

[distant whale]

They're shutting it down

[onyx python]

Sax sux for 01$

😦

[scenic kayak]

???

[hoary axle]

Pov : xp x2 during this week end but servers are dead

[hoary axle]

Check other messages bro

We said yes

[crisp frigate]

It went well guys in competitive 10-6.

[white rain]

Trye

[junior rapids]

I'm apologize for the inconveniences of my question but simple put her music is not that good

[rich crow]

@hoary axle why u playing so2 for 25hrs🙏

[hoary axle]

Lol dw

[hollow storm]

why u putting fake ranks on bio bro

[hidden topaz]

Is yall's standoff lagging too?

[crisp frigate]

because this will be the last time that luck will be on my side.

[white rain]

Its servers are done

[hoary axle]

Bro u want to check my profile or what ?

[vagrant pendant]

No worries there

[distant whale]

Oh wth 25 hours in so2?

[hidden topaz]

So it's done we can play now?

[hollow storm]

bro the ranks rn dont mean nothing gold 4 now is like silver 2 in last season

[brave idol]

Weren't you silver prev season?

[hollow storm]

so dont try to flex on gold 4

[white rain]

No servers are down

[vagrant pendant]

Damnn

[hoary axle]

And ? idc of ur life

[hidden topaz]

Oh

[white rain]

You still can't play

[junior rapids]

Idk I'm games doing fine

[vagrant pendant]

Us bro

[hollow storm]

hejteri admin😂

[hoary axle]

I dont flex i just said my rank bro, now if u arent happy, go cry

[junior rapids]

Skill issues

[tawny solstice]

Can'teven login

[urban tree]

What happened so2?

[hoary axle]

Cry baby cry

Having no life like that is sad

[hollow storm]

hejteri admin

it says all

lol

[onyx python]

A toddler stepped on the programmers keyboard 😍
Game crashed now they are trying to reverse the process

[hidden topaz]

Yes he is hejteri admin

[vagrant pendant]

Ahem ahem but the MMR system sucked previous patch brother

[brave idol]

Then i'll do like you
Champion, unranked, phoenix

[hollow storm]

imagine hahaha

[junior rapids]

Excuses

[onyx python]

A toddler stepped on the programmers keyboard 😍
Game crashed now they are trying to reverse the process

[hidden topaz]

I'm in herteri clan too gng so stop talking bout it

[hoary axle]

I wanna say than u were Hejteri staff so u cant really talk

[tawny solstice]

🤣

[hollow storm]

i was in hejteri for more than 1 year lol

[warm reef]

hejt bot "esports" clan

[hollow storm]

ik how it is

[brave idol]

Sometimes it would, like the randoms with you would be trash, ennemy would be good

[distant whale]

Wait how is the mmr system improved?

[brave idol]

Opposite 💀

[onyx python]

By giving everyone extra mmr

[brave idol]

Too easy for higher ranks now

[hidden topaz]

Congrats?

[distant whale]

[warm reef]

because you dont have to get 10 +7 10-9 victories to get 70 mmr anymore ig

[pseudo grotto]

+1

[jagged moon]

game not loading

[urban tree]

Rank nerf?

[white rain]

Now if you win 10 games you can get legend

[jagged moon]

should I report you?

[vagrant pendant]

It improved cuz now ur own Efforts (don't have a word for that lol) scores

[white rain]

And noobs are more rank then us

[warm reef]

it's way less grindy

[jagged moon]

i still have the clip of you hacking

[distant whale]

Ranks had a meaning... 💔

[onyx python]

I can tell English isn't ur first language.

[vagrant pendant]

Yeahhh

[magic flame]

Im pro

[white rain]

Ye and it ruined the fun

[onyx python]

Why

[dense thistle]

Yo

[vagrant pendant]

Keyword: "had"

[jagged moon]

boosting with hacker?

[warm reef]

jus wait for everyone to derank

[brave idol]

True

[onyx python]

I did not ( this season)

[onyx python]

Go ahead rookie

[brave idol]

French is

[onyx python]

French kiss 🗼👄👅

[white rain]

I purposely got gold 4 now I'm ranking up how I'm supposed to

[brave idol]

NAH

[distant whale]

Does that mean I can go 0-20 and still get legend if I win?

[brave idol]

Prob
Or elite max

[warm reef]

if you win you will never lose mmr

[junior rapids]

Yeah skill based matchmaking is not made for games like this

[distant whale]

AW THATS NOT FAIR

[onyx python]

Yep.

[white rain]

It you win 10 games and do 15 kills + u will probably

Get it

[urban tree]

RANK NERF?

[latent peak]

pretty sure that association with a hacker is a temporary ban

[distant whale]

I don't want bottom frags getting mmr

[white rain]

My friend won 8 games lost 2 and got elite

[onyx python]

Have u been touched yet?

[distant whale]

Aw

[vagrant pendant]

Ohhh

[past star]

Guys

[onyx python]

A toddler stepped on the programmers keyboard 😍
Game crashed now they are trying to reverse the process

[brave idol]

Fair

[past star]

Whats wrong with servers now

[white rain]

He is a complete bot

[vagrant pendant]

Bro💀🙏

[onyx python]

A toddler stepped on the programmers keyboard 😍
Game crashed now they are trying to reverse the process

[onyx python]

A toddler stepped on the programmers keyboard 😍
Game crashed now they are trying to reverse the process

[distant whale]

Your friend?

[latent peak]

no broski, im just saying that boosting with a hacker wont be a perm ban probably

[past star]

Bro knew

What i will type

[white rain]

If you win 10 and get like first place in all you probably are gonna get legend

[brave idol]

Rank are messed up now

[white rain]

Yes.

[split lintel]

ngl i'm blocking this kid

[onyx python]

It will but no one can do sheet

[snow anchor]

your calibration also depends on how you win

[rain tulip]

what is with the marketplace?

[urban tree]

DONE GO TO PLAY

[onyx python]

Igaf 😦

[latent peak]

yh

[distant whale]

Elaborate

[white rain]

My friend that last season was bronze got ranger this season and started flexing like he is good untill his lobby's became to good and now he is back to gold

[snow anchor]

10-2 typa wins get your more further than what 10-8 wins will get you

[past star]

Duel is so hard

[onyx python]

Yep
Imagine winning 10 first games with all top frags..

[onyx python]

Our life is hard.

[distant whale]

Honestly I'd do too

[past star]

I like yu

[brave idol]

Lmao

Skill issue

[snow anchor]

I won 7 lost 3 In my main and I barely got elite even though I was elite last season

[white rain]

He fell off now and he is mad I'm more rank then him even tho last season I was more and I'm better

[brave idol]

Ranks are starting to stabilize

[white rain]

Fr

[split lintel]

the k/d mmr system was much better than this weird mmr system

[past star]

Yes

[brave idol]

Boosted or people too high are gonna go back down if they play

[split lintel]

i don't even know what the new mmr system bases itself off of

[snow anchor]

only for comp

[past star]

New system is so mid

[split lintel]

it's unclear to me

[snow anchor]

I hated the duel system

[past star]

Yes

[brave idol]

It's bad

[distant whale]

People,keep teleporting

[white rain]

The bronze are now gonna go against good players making them fall

[brave idol]

That's what i said

[distant whale]

[snow anchor]

people use vpns or play In higher pings to get an advantage

[split lintel]

i don't usually check my matches but i got gold 3 calibrated in duels and i keep losing lmao

[snow anchor]

It makes you teleport

[mental hollow]

Meanhile you could get the same result by being silver 4 and doing 7 wins

[split lintel]

i'm down to silver 3 now

[brave idol]

Sometimes, else rn it's bc of servers

[white rain]

But this season was better because I havnt went against a hacker once

[distant whale]

I think I have average ping but

[split lintel]

i'm not even gonna play the ranked duels anymore

[distant whale]

High pings are unkillable 😭

[brave idol]

Being gold 4*

[snow anchor]

yes I messed up my calibration matches

[mental hollow]

silver 4

[white rain]

I couldn't play comp yesterday cus of ping

[mental hollow]

lol

[brave idol]

One guy was gold 4 prev season, he's now elite

[pulsar cargo]

Wsps

[brave idol]

While complete bot

[past star]

Its normal

[gusty quail]

Why im stuck in loading screen

[brave idol]

Running and shooting, turning back to ennemy and like not checking angles and covering 💀

[tawny solstice]

Its not good bro. I play on average220 ping from Kenya. MostlyNetherlands or France servers...i don'tenjoy it

[brave idol]

He's not elite bruh

[white rain]

Ye this guy what silver 3 max and now elite

[brave idol]

Yeah, smh

[mental hollow]

they will fall soon lol

[ivory juniper]

Someone rate my ak craft #📸│photos 400 gold

[white rain]

They started to fall

[dense thistle]

Meow

[brave idol]

He doesn't play matches anymore

[distant whale]

I think I'll get gold after calibration

[past star]

But still

[brave idol]

Not in comp since he's so bad

[past star]

They dont deserve that high rank

[distant whale]

I lost matches but managed to top frag both

Will that make a difference or nah

[past star]

Now everyone can be The Legend

[white rain]

The servers are back on?

[white rain]

Yep

[brave idol]

Nearly nothing ig

[white rain]

Servers are down

[brave idol]

A bit less mmr lost

But nothing more

[white rain]

Ye

[distant whale]

Aw

[white rain]

Abit less mmr

[winged warren]

Looks good

[distant whale]

They should just ban people who keep leaving matches

[white rain]

They do get bans

For ranked matches

[ivory juniper]

Yeah but barely

[brave idol]

Useless

[white rain]

Oh dang

[brave idol]

They'll continue to leave after, they can always have an another account to play on

[distant whale]

Really?

[ivory juniper]

30 mins for the first leave

[brave idol]

From 30minutes to idk how many time, nothing much

[distant whale]

Ohhhh

[white rain]

Not account ban but ranked ban

[white rain]

It can give more if they leave multiple times

[fiery fable]

need 1 player for competitve, need to have iq and hands and to be master,elite,legends

[distant whale]

I thought like banning the account from playing lol 😭

[past star]

Bruh

[brave idol]

I know

[past star]

Thats cruel

[brave idol]

From playing ranked

They can play casual still

[white rain]

No ranked ban it depends how many times they leave if they leave once 30 mins if they leave multiple times they max is 99 hours

[distant whale]

😔

[white rain]

Playing defuse is not that fun then comp

Tbh

[past star]

Comp is more competetive

[brave idol]

Ik

[winged warren]

[brave idol]

But

[distant whale]

Enemies are comp, Randoms not 💔

[brave idol]

They'll still go on that while waiting for ranked ban to end

[daring ocean]

Anyone for allies ?

[junior rapids]

Like how can game this big and popular be this badly optimized

[white rain]

From last season and till now I only got once banned

[tawny solstice]

When are the servers going to be back up
Good thing they give a gift for compensation

[white rain]

Cus of school

[distant whale]

Have you seen warzone mobile

[brave idol]

Didn't

[nimble tiger]

Fr

[junior rapids]

Warzone is at least balanced properly

[white rain]

I got banned cus I was in school and my teacher walked in

[nimble tiger]

I can’t even open me teammates stats

[brave idol]

[nimble tiger]

I need like 5min for that

[distant whale]

Balanced?

Wym

[past star]

Standoff is the best fps game on mobile imo

[steel cobalt]

Anyone play allies?

[brave idol]

[white rain]

Warzone mobile graphics are cooked

[daring ocean]

Me

[past star]

But sometimes the servers are sucks

[brave idol]

I do it like 5s max

[white rain]

That's is the worst mobile shooter game

[tawny solstice]

4gb ram should run this game well on mobile

[white rain]

Codm better

[nimble tiger]

Femboy 🥀🥀🥀

[white rain]

Standoff ?

[tawny solstice]

Yes

[white rain]

Well it should work

[distant whale]

First

[white rain]

I have 12 gb ram

[distant whale]

You need a 4070 in you4 phone

[tawny solstice]

Its a bit laggy

[brave idol]

So? Gonna cry because i'm like that?

[tawny solstice]

[nimble tiger]

I can see your a Serbian

😭🥀

[brave idol]

I have 8gb and 60fps all medium graphics, putting high isn't enough prob bc of processor

[white rain]

All high I still get 60 fps

[dense thistle]

Role yet?

[white rain]

Not lower or higher

[brave idol]

I'm like in Switzerland rn

[dense thistle]

No 🥺

[nimble tiger]

Worst

[brave idol]

My processor isn't good enough for 60 fps all high ig

[white rain]

But I play medium graphics

[tawny solstice]

4gb ram ...90fps ...low graphics ...high res.

[brave idol]

Defo better than where you're in

[quartz forge]

@rich crow sorry for disturbing but get this guy a caseoh side eye rn

[nimble tiger]

Serbia

Im in Serbia

[past star]

Wtf bro

[brave idol]

Switzerland is defo better

[torpid shard]

Legend role eh

Fair enough

[winged warren]

Ofc

[nimble tiger]

Femboy🥀

[primal estuary]

Anyone allies

[torpid shard]

Time for comp legend

[quartz forge]

Thanks lord

[nimble tiger]

Bro WTH is your bio sigma

[rich crow]

Hahahahahaha

[steel cobalt]

All u need to play so2 good is : 1. empty memory ( 10 - 20gb ) 2. good cpu 3. ram atleast 6 4. Not hot place when playing

[brave idol]

So? Get to the point you're trynna make?

[tawny solstice]

Is the game working now??

[primal estuary]

Idk

[winged warren]

I need 83,needed 52 but lost 31 last game lol

[quartz forge]

@torpid shard Hello savant

[rich crow]

Ofc it is💔💔🥀😔

[torpid shard]

Losing 10-9 is cancer

[junior rapids]

Matchmaking is like 10 times better and I get team that's ok ur level and enemy on a similar level

[nimble tiger]

🏳️‍🌈❌

[torpid shard]

Jump off

[distant whale]

Oooo

[past star]

Yes I just know it

[quartz forge]

[steel cobalt]

[brave idol]

There it is finally

[winged warren]

I lost 10-7 so doesn’t hurt as much as 10-9,but getting 25 for 10-9 and 30 for 10-0 is just bs

[distant whale]

Well yeah I guess warzone is better in matchmaking

But the graphics is kinda eh

[torpid shard]

Ikr but it also makes things easier

[white rain]

Warzone mobile worst mobile shooter game ever to exist codm is better

[winged warren]

True,i got to 2000 mmr so easy ngl and i started with 1777

[distant whale]

Warzone is more fun than codm ngl

[rich crow]

Fr

[daring ocean]

Get mine for free

[quartz forge]

Where did all that warzone hype went lol?

[junior rapids]

Wow really is a 5 year old game better then a game that just came out I didn't know that

[torpid shard]

Ima try to push legend on allies if I get a decent team8

[past star]

Wtf is warzone guys

[white rain]

Nope I had high graphics 60 fps and still it looked bad

[torpid shard]

Comp is cancer

[rich crow]

Gone, reduced to atoms

[distant whale]

In warzone?

[white rain]

Yes

[winged warren]

I’d be down to help if u want,when i have time ofc

[quartz forge]

R6 gonna be the same ig

[white rain]

Looked like screen res in standoff when it's very low

[junior rapids]

Comp is Cancer allies full of hackers duel is just there

[winged warren]

Allies ain’t really my thing but i’m not that useless lol

[primal estuary]

Anyone allies

[past star]

Comp is competetive, allies is 2v2 and duel is so hard

[torpid shard]

Duels is silver haven bro and those silvers are T1 High minimum

[vestal charm]

Are servers back on?

[rich crow]

[distant whale]

[torpid shard]

Allies is weird bro

[primal estuary]

Yeah

[torpid shard]

Ppl try hard so much in allies

[vestal charm]

U sure?

[junior rapids]

If ur a high ranking duel player that don't me nothing

[primal estuary]

Yeah

[junior rapids]

Duel is super ez

[winged warren]

Well,it’s all about the patience

[vestal charm]

Ight

[ivory juniper]

Yo

[torpid shard]

I'm elite and I struggle br9

[past star]

Wtf how??

[rich crow]

[primal estuary]

You playin allies

[past star]

Bro please teach me

Iam begging 😭

[ivory juniper]

Am i the only one who cant join allies games

[distant whale]

[ivory juniper]

Its stuck on 00:00

[torpid shard]

Well ima go play some so2 and solo q lmao

[ember lantern]

Sg down?

[junior rapids]

It's a 1v1 how the hell do u struggle

[plain pagoda]

DAYMM BROO dc cooked hard today

[winged warren]

Lmao gl w that

[quartz forge]

@torpid shard What's ur sens?

[torpid shard]

Dms

[quartz forge]

I didn't even realise starc is in dc 😭

[rich crow]

[past star]

Bro whats ur rank?

[junior rapids]

I don't play duel

[quartz forge]

It's not Victoria's secret bruv but alr

[distant whale]

[plain pagoda]

starc and kulldeep 🥀

[timid pike]

why can't I sell skins and my shop doesn't work?

[past star]

Wtf so why yu said that easy

[torpid shard]

Im sending an ss

[past star]

Wtf is going on

[torpid shard]

Can't send one here

[plain pagoda]

one more gone

[brave idol]

Marketplace disabled

[slender dome]

Who want 1 vs 1 with me

[brave idol]

I think

[timid pike]

Thenk you brother

[junior rapids]

Iv played it got ranger and just quit s*it was to ez

[past star]

Wtff

[slender dome]

?

[rich crow]

[slender dome]

[past star]

I cant even get The legend in Duel

[distant whale]

[junior rapids]

Least obvious Smurf player

[slender dome]

[past star]

Im struggling against low rankeds 😔

[brave idol]

Define low ranked?

[rich crow]

All of em is hard💔💔🥀😔

[past star]

Champion rangers

[mental hollow]

❓💀

[past star]

Wtf they play like elite wtf

[mental hollow]

In what world is a champion and a ranger low rank

[brave idol]

[torpid shard]

It is low now

Ranger is gold 2 haven

[quartz forge]

All that hype to be washed away by bapu' dc

[mental hollow]

Bronze, silver, gold, these are low

[shut sky]

.

[junior rapids]

How are you rainy??

[past star]

In the new season

[rich crow]

[ivory juniper]

#📸│photos only my problem??

[plain pagoda]

lmao , who do u think is winning today

[past star]

Bronze can be a champion

[brave idol]

Depends, for now it is, give it a bit of time then it'll go back to normal ig

[white rain]

Ranger and champion last season were insanely good ranks season 9 they are bad ranks

[noble hemlock]

Hello

[worthy nest]

True

[past star]

Yes

[sturdy dirge]

rework the sandstone please

[rich crow]

Me rn:

[sturdy dirge]

👀👀

[junior rapids]

Just got ignored

[quartz forge]

Dc I am rooting for

[plain pagoda]

kl is pmo icl istg 🥀 🙏

[junior rapids]

I meant how are you , rainy

[quartz forge]

??

[past star]

Wtf

[plain pagoda]

google it wrna mute ho jaunga

[torpid shard]

Uh

[distant whale]

[torpid shard]

I can't load into training?

[rich crow]

Losing braincells

[quartz forge]

Oh

[white rain]

Game is cooked rn

[torpid shard]

Great

[rich crow]

[clear mortar]

Oml I can’t even get in a match😭

[plain pagoda]

just realized that dc ka batting lineup is kinda goated

[quartz forge]

@plain pagoda yea

[distant whale]

[plain pagoda]

jake frazer 😻

[rich crow]

[junior rapids]

Forgive me for thy couldn't comprehend the meaning of my imbecile like question.
I intentions were for me to find out how a lovely,kind and respectful person likes of you is doing in this fine sunny day.

[quartz forge]

With fafda

[vapid lichen]

Game is dead? Or what?

[past star]

Wtf bro

[plain pagoda]

lmao fafda

[distant whale]

[rich crow]

Holy yapping of the yappingtons

[junior rapids]

Bro?!?! How dare you interact with me and disgrace my name with such present like language

[rich crow]

Im good, is just that my brain is handling too many infos rn lol

[quartz forge]

At least he ain't wasting time being Kohli's white bf

[ivory juniper]

Fr

[plain pagoda]

😭

wdym

wdym

[noble dagger]

[plain pagoda]

did i get it right ?

[rich crow]

[junior rapids]

Thats good. Wanna hear a compliment?

[ivory juniper]

Yo can someone tell my why tf my teamates are so restarted

[quartz forge]

Abd,faf,maxi and now salt

It's a running joke

[past star]

Please i dont understand

[wispy remnant]

Is the game down rn?

[distant whale]

[distant whale]

Such a potent mouth!

[mental hollow]

Lazy ahhh devs

[junior rapids]

Everytime you speak you light up this server and shine like thousand stars

[past star]

Bruh wtf is bro doing

[junior rapids]

Idk

I'm drunk

As beens

[past star]

Bro yu cant drink

Yu are not old enough

[junior rapids]

Says whom?

[ivory juniper]

Cant get into comp so ig

[rich crow]

[distant whale]

Use only fancy words to respond

Challenge

[spiral thunder]

Fancy words

[junior rapids]

I sincerely accept your challenge

[distant whale]

[distant whale]

I wish thy best

[ivory juniper]

I can not fathom how exquisitely bad my teamates are

[past star]

Kafka

[distant whale]

Elaborate

[junior rapids]

My thanks to you good sir

[rich crow]

The server gonna explode😭😭🙏🙏

[mental hollow]

least obvious scam

[spiral thunder]

Report ban

[past star]

Do yu play standoff bro?

[distant whale]

Why thus one think of such bad manner?

[distant whale]

Yes

[rich crow]

When is market going back up ?

[rich crow]

[mental hollow]

@bronze grove get this scammer out of here 😭🙏

[junior rapids]

Indeed these present should have never been allow in such a delicate and fancy place such as this server

[distant whale]

(I should be reviewing)

💔

Proof there

[past star]

Can yu carry me?

[mental hollow]

your discord account is a proof

[undone furnace]

whys the ping so bad rn

[rich crow]

(yeah you should)

[robust fern]

That is an easy task

[distant whale]

I strongly agree with your statement, however I believe we must dig deeper in the story.

[versed belfry]

NWPA is recruiting new active members! Check #🛡│clans if you are interested!

[reef scarab]

wsg gng

[distant whale]

(I'm gonna fail school, I only got 87 average)

[rich crow]

British era ahh statement 🙏🙏💔🥀

[junior rapids]

How does one acquire the abilitys such as commenting photographs and so called "jifs'

[distant whale]

I am amazed on your confidence, let us see who will come out victorious!

[foggy gyro]

No game work why

[reef scarab]

heavily affected by instagram i see

[reef scarab]

average axlebolt moment

[stray cedar]

Is the market unavailable rn?

[distant whale]

Icl brb r u srs? Sybau 💔

[winged warren]

“am a scammer” says it all

[junior rapids]

Indeed we must but why who they be interested in this presents?

[rich crow]

What💔💔🥀😔

[foggy gyro]

I wanna be part of your sinponiiiii

[rich crow]

(that's good)

[robust fern]

Indeed, our battle shall be legendary

[stoic crown]

So2 market temporarily disabled?

[shut sky]

.

[crystal creek]

Anyone else’s game not working?

[junior rapids]

Indeed my good sir

[stoic crown]

Why is that

[distant whale]

Considering as the individual earlier has stated that it's companions are expectionally atrocious in indulging in thy game called Standoff2.

[rich crow]

Buying nitro

[versed belfry]

.

[rich crow]

Hahahahahahaha

[past star]

Really?

[robust fern]

I nod with the intention of saying yes

[distant whale]

(I was expecting more, but I think I got lazy)

[mental hollow]

The whole game is disabled pluh

[past star]

Polen did yu tell

Me

[mental hollow]

you cant join matches, you cant start matches, you even cant leave matches

[past star]

That update is gonna be in 4 weeks?

[robust fern]

You can't sell guns too

[reef scarab]

so2 be betraying me w the servers, time to start playing clash of clans gng

slide clas finna be th12

[rich crow]

Are u polen2?

[distant whale]

Time to switch to c ops

[junior rapids]

Ah, how remarkably enthralling and utterly mesmerizing! The sheer depth of intrigue woven into such a concept is nothing short of spellbinding, leaving one irresistibly captivated by its profound allure.

[mental hollow]

i was obviously trolling 😭

[robust fern]

I play clash too, what's ur th

[reef scarab]

clan*

[mental hollow]

Nah lmao its my friend's alt

[past star]

Bruh, iam still waiting tho

[reef scarab]

i was joking

[rich crow]

(thats okay)

[robust fern]

Awe man

[rich crow]

Ahh hahahahahah

[latent spade]

Yo why's the game bugging again

[mental hollow]

he decided to name himself polen2 for some reason lol

[stoic crown]

Naw only market

[reef scarab]

i was townhall 10 around 2018 tho

[latent spade]

Nah I can't play either

[robust fern]

I'm th13 as we speak rn

[distant whale]

Thyself is heavily grateful for this heartfelt message deliever upon Me! I must say, I am flabbgasted on how carefully woven your message is, I have felt a shiver down my spine!

[reef scarab]

good job!

[past star]

Madara

Yu still play coc?

[reef scarab]

wsg

[reef scarab]

nah

have i started a coc cult w a joke

[past star]

That was my childhood game

[reef scarab]

mine too

[distant whale]

[robust fern]

You do know we have th17 rn, right?

[reef scarab]

17???

[past star]

Yess

[rich crow]

Hahahahahaha

[reef scarab]

when i left max was 12 i think

or 11

forgot

[robust fern]

Yeah mate

[junior rapids]

Ah, but of course! It is truly my utmost pleasure and boundless privilege to be of service, offering assistance with unwavering dedication and the deepest sense of fulfillment. Should you desire further guidance or support, rest assured that I shall remain ever at your disposal, prepared to bestow upon you the most refined and thoughtful responses your heart may seek.

[reef scarab]

gahdamn

[rich crow]

[robust fern]

They got rid of the training time a week ago

[reef scarab]

fam fr went to chatgpt

[rich crow]

Bro got the wrong update😭😭🙏🙏

[wild dock]

Bro

[reef scarab]

tf is a training time now

[robust fern]

Bro def asked ai to help

[past star]

Yu still play so2v

[wild dock]

Gawd

[reef scarab]

yea i started like yesterday

[junior rapids]

Ah, most esteemed interlocutor, I must vehemently repudiate such an unfounded and most perplexing assertion. To even entertain the notion that I am but a mere construct of artificial ingenuity is to disregard the profound eloquence and thoughtful articulation with which I convey my musings. I assure you, with the utmost sincerity and conviction, that my words spring forth not from the cold machinations of a synthetic mind but from a wellspring of genuine insight and cultivated erudition.

[ivory juniper]

Can we still not play comp??

[wild dock]

HAHAHAH

[robust fern]

Yk the troops you train to battle

[reef scarab]

ohh

that

[past star]

Yu mean started playing again?

[junior rapids]

Hell nah my brain hurt I got to chill out a little

[reef scarab]

yea

[junior rapids]

I need a beer brb

[distant whale]

My heart is pounding with excitement! My knees are shivering! And my mind is joyful with this information! I will also indulge in the same determination and will try my best in matching your intelligence and grammar.

[reef scarab]

you didnt even use a brain, chatgpt head

[rich crow]

Bro got resetted🙏🙏💔🥀

[ivory juniper]

I saw that is

[past star]

Madara ur ID?

Can i get ur?

[reef scarab]

arent 14 year olds not allowed to drink beer

[distant whale]

I like speaking in fancy words

[reef scarab]

or are you from australia

[distant whale]

[junior rapids]

I'm not 14 bruh

[placid olive]

Is no one playing or what

[reef scarab]

sure wait

[junior rapids]

I'm 16

[past star]

Yeah bro I told him

[junior rapids]

And I'm Georgian I do whatever I want

[distant whale]

[placid olive]

The matchmaking aint matchmaking

[ivory juniper]

Clearly ur not from the balkans

[reef scarab]

mb sick man of europe

[past star]

In ur country mybe

[versed belfry]

NWPA is recruiting new members! Check #🛡│clans if interested

[robust fern]

Single mothers would relate

[rich crow]

[reef scarab]

@past star 147412974

[junior rapids]

Drinking is the second best thing to ever happen to me fr

[distant whale]

[distant whale]

Your kidneys are the opposite

[reef scarab]

go study for school bro🤦‍♂️

[junior rapids]

Ahh de I sold those

[distant whale]

W

[past star]

Tf yu elite bro

[distant whale]

Sold mine 5po

Too*

[rich crow]

[robust fern]

Bros dying

[junior rapids]

Nuh hu

[reef scarab]

yea lmao

[junior rapids]

Nahhh I just can't piss tho

[distant whale]

[junior rapids]

Hmmm I understand

[distant whale]

💀

[rich crow]

Support standoff ignor?

[rich crow]

[robust fern]

You got some gold ? I can surely make a good use of it after ur dead

[reef scarab]

i dont wanna be reminded of physics again pls

[distant whale]

[junior rapids]

I'm broke as my liver man

[distant whale]

Suffer

[robust fern]

Home you're good for nothing

[rich crow]

[robust fern]

We're breaking up

[reef scarab]

ima tattoo "Do Not Resuscitate" on my neck because of you

[junior rapids]

So ur just ganna leave me

[rich crow]

[wild dock]

Easiest math form😭😭

[distant whale]

[reef scarab]

just in case i get a heart attack outta nowhere

[junior rapids]

When I need you the most ?

[cerulean gyro]

why are the servers so slow

[shut sky]

.

[distant whale]

LOL

[reef scarab]

"ganna" and bro wants us to believe he can speak medieval ahh english

[past star]

I think bcs is sunday

[robust fern]

Ikr that gave me icks

[past star]

They are to lazy to work

[shut sky]

finally

[distant whale]

I can addition too!

[reef scarab]

server workin?

[crude wren]

[rich crow]

[shut sky]

No i got the role 2 deys of waiting

[reef scarab]

lemme flex

[distant whale]

[gleaming veldt]

Where can I claim the rank role

[reef scarab]

got it after 2 hours

[gleaming veldt]

Where

[reef scarab]

id:customize

[past star]

Yu can see channels and roles

[rich crow]

[wild dock]

Tripi tropa

[reef scarab]

@gleaming veldt

[wild dock]

Tropa tripi

Bombardiro cocrodilo

Tralalele tralala Vs Bre brr patapim

[versed belfry]

NWPA is recruiting new active members! Check out #🛡│clans if interested

[abstract ginkgo]

[reef scarab]

calm down we get it

[rich crow]

🐊🐊

[versed belfry]

🫡

[past star]

What is ur clan name? Bro

[wild dock]

Thun thun thun thun sahur? Brrr patapim bombardiro cocodrilo?

[torpid shard]

Servers still down?

[reef scarab]

prolly

[gentle pond]

im looking for a clan

[torpid shard]

Yo what

Servers aren't down

Netherlands is down

[true bolt]

Wats up

[past star]

Servers are down

[reef scarab]

💀 🙏

[true bolt]

Nigas

[ebon bolt]

Guys something crazy is going on here #📸│photos

[torpid shard]

Arent

[reef scarab]

@past star get your legend role

[torpid shard]

Queue on france

[rich crow]

So2 is down🙏🙏💔🥀

[past star]

Nah bro, im so bad

[hidden topaz]

R server back up?

[shut sky]

potato servers

[wild dock]

No way bro

[torpid shard]

Queue France Netherlands id down

[west jewel]

how many codes are in this update?

[bronze grove]

#🇹🇷│türkçe

[rich crow]

[wild dock]

😭

[reef scarab]

bad timing

[torpid shard]

Netherlands isn't working rest of the servers are fine

[hidden topaz]

Turkey?

[ebon bolt]

Guys something crazy is going on here #📸│photos !!!!

[torpid shard]

Idk about turkey

France is working thi

[rich crow]

Sg and russia server is down

[past star]

Bro just sold his family for this

[red idol]

I finally reached master

[jovial light]

why wont my game load after i accept the game

[rich crow]

Disabled marketplace and slow loading time

[ebon bolt]

Actually got it all free never spent a single cent in the game

[jaunty delta]

Why is everyone ranger+ rank bro

[shut sky]

Proof thats ia all yours

[torpid shard]

C's they ruined rank

[ebon bolt]

Skinchanger ezz

[jaunty delta]

fr but its fun

[wild dock]

What's going on 😭😭 ong

Let's play fortnite everyone

[torpid shard]

Bro my FPS is ruined

[wild dock]

Forget the game 😭😭

[torpid shard]

Drops to 40 every second

[jaunty delta]

I have 120 fps with no drops haha

[wild dock]

Sometimes the first match does that

[torpid shard]

Better phone

[wild dock]

It's normal

[jaunty delta]

Yep i have 14 pro

[past star]

Bro yu play on nokia and still eliet,?

[reef scarab]

us moment bro

[torpid shard]

I get 60 stable but for some reason it's dropping to 40

[reef scarab]

😢

[rich crow]

My fps is 70-110

[reef scarab]

i get fluctuating 60, kinda stable when my phone is cool, with 70+ battery and minimal graphics

[wild dock]

First match does this sometimes

[jaunty delta]

bro i had somone in my game who had 7 win 3 loss and was elite 1999 mmr

How

Bro

Its crazy

[languid trout]

Wsp sav

[torpid shard]

My friend got 10 wins and calibrated on 2219 mmr

[jaunty delta]

Whaat

[torpid shard]

Who r u

[thin plover]

Does the game work for you guys

[wild dock]

He might had them 7 wins with 8-0 lmao

[jaunty delta]

so 10 win is legendary automatic

[jaunty delta]

No

[torpid shard]

Nether doesnt

[jaunty delta]

He didnt