#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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Enough already, it's been 2 hours
you have 2 right feet?
See photos.
he does
Fun on chat ๐ฆ
wow
genetically modified
so not clan then give me the ckan
double the power
Give him back bro
Okey mommy ๐ฆ
๐ ๐
ur not making any sense here
It's been 2 hours
Hi
Crazy work
Ok ok mister advocate butter ๐ง
go give
I knowwww them toes stink
back
No ๐
Lawyer of the poors
Everyone in the chat, please be chill

@sick cave add me friend in discord i adedd u
You can only run to the left

Added you
lies
Turn right to go left
So not chill atmosphere rn
Bro is noooooot doc Hudson
Nope
Yes yes buy mine
when will u give me
Selling for 1500 usd
Like after a year ig
im waiting since ever
AAAAAAAAAJJHH
Is the dog par hasard ur sibling
Raaaaahhhhhh
๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
bro give back
What do u need can i help
Naaa
Dude chill
bro he scammed me and saying i will not give

give bakkkkkk!!!
C'mon 
Honestly how much did u pay ?
Ran him over by accident (not it wasn't)
How did he scam
1500g
He scammed u for ur acc
Big noob
na clan
just rep bro
Naaaa ๐
Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyy goddddd this keyboard
25 players clan
๐ฅ
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Hiw much gold is that 500
So you really scammed someone
baka
Naaa ๐ฆ
Its pixels after all guys
yes he did
Give it back then
500 gold for making normal clan
Don't act childish
Oil him up butter๐ฃ๏ธ
After 3months u will forget
๐ฆ
You know you're acting immature rn
@sick cave its not use bro this guys mentally disabled ๐ญ
Ik ๐ฆ
Bro imagine scamming someone๐ thats like 5yo action
now shut op
So tuff and original
Scammed a clan in so2 is pathetic move
you mean ill?
disabled
๐
Bro imagine scamming ppl like u need to be so childish
u will say and he will not give hahah bald
or broke ash
or just evil
maybe both?
Ur raging over a screen grow up
Fact
look by mentally disabled i mean hes not thinking correctly
?
You're acting like you'd be happy in his position
Time to move on๐
๐ญ
for real
If u were intelligent u wouldnt be crying over ts
alright i misunderstood
Bro i loost 5k gold casue of gamblin so what in education purposes only
Buddy I already gave it back. I own a clan already with 50 members of decent ranks
I just wanted to give this kid a lesson to never trust anyone like this. Idc about a dead clan ๐ฅฒ have some fun sometimes in life. Seeing these rages are funny.
alr
u have nothing u just have ur dad and u fighting with him u have 2 brain cells and they both are fighting for second place
I wouldnt even be in his situation, its dumb to get scammed like that
Wow ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
Bro that clans means to him like he learnd a lesson ok but give it back
But if you somehow did you wouldn't be happy either
Took u all ur brain to type that
But that's a stupid move
Already did*
Why did he even give you the clan
So why is he sad rn i dont get it
Good boy, never do that again aight 
Ok bro
Yea lmk
But i wouldnt be making family jokes bc someone took 1500g from me
๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
Good boy is crazy๐คฃ
thanks bud @onyx python
@sick cave yk how long the cooldown for pfps r? iits been like an hour ๐ญ
took long enough lmfao
im actualyl gonna cry
Who give me 15 golds?
Insane mood swing๐ฃ๏ธ
cuz i have a non cropped pic as pfp
and it loos so bad
Is empire increasing
noob
Damn that kinda turned me on 
And for ur kind information don't ever think anyone will get scared of those warning of getting banned from game and discord! Cuz games and servers are already useless for life. So it won't effect people like me
ye alr made like 400profit
Idk about that man
Champion glove prixe?
of it does ewalk
nono
Sure buddy
No problem I even told u in ur inbox I will return just stay calm and I even said I took it so u learn the hard way of not trusting Random people
real
and i bought one for 0.03
he gave it back brother so i will be happy ?
Empire cases being 70 instead of 100 is wild
๐ง
That's smart u cant trust anyone these days
๐ 
Good ending
i also sold the one i bought for .03 for 6gold on stream today
And I'mma give u gold but after my b'day if any gold is left.
Ending 1/8
๐
by accident ofc
Ask for his clan again ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
Happy bday
yeah
Bro is noooooot Slenderman
missvlick
2/8 is him leaving the server and taking the clan
same gun is for sale after bday u can buy it
if u wanna
LMAO 
Better ending๐ฅ
what
Baldis basic is worse
brother i will take that gun out of sale u can buy it after ur bday when is ur bday?
I got oni st for 4stickers for 0.03 ๐ฅฐ
6gold profit only instead of 60๐ญ
Guys any good story games like rdr2 and tlou i Wana play something fireee
๐คฃ๐คฃ
Hi my name's but after my b'day if any gold is left.
Gotta sweep sweep sweep
yeah
raldi's crackhouse is better
@sick cave and the server has my alt ids. Ip connection is also connected with alt accounts so u could have done nothing ๐.
Battlefield
๐ฅ ๐ฅ
grannys cookies >
its alrr:))
๐คฃ
u didnt buy any of the cases?
Nothing feels satisfying than beating baldis
๐
Bahah
im not taking that gun out of sale u can buy it after ur birthday @onyx python happy bday in advance
i might just buy another 5of the cases
Rdr is amazing game bro
Idk about yall but old uncommon collection skins are a good inv
I could get your in game account banned but honestly, you wouldn't even care about that anyways
Beating your son>>>>>>
Cases investment was a loss
But but the silver coins boxes was a good idea

I am white ๐ญ
beating your wife>>>>>
they were so bad
2 gold
Homie, can u do a deal with me
i made max 100
Yea that's what I was trying to make the chat understand that ingame accounts aren't much worth ( for most of the people)
and off the cases i made 500
What is it? ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
Without investment
Come dms
wym
deadpool
My nightmare is to wake up and see a message from someone saying u won the giveaway but u didn't respond to the message so were eliminating u
Hey guys I'm saving some money for a bike with money from my birthday does anybody have a recommendation
does the behaviour on discord effect my so2 account?
๐คฃ
No
deadpool?
Bought cases for like 100g and now they are like 80g
Boxes for 100 silver selling for 2.30g
Bike as in bicycle not a motor bike
Also remember 20%commision
What up cutie
100 silver is 10 gold 
Yea but u can't convert silver directly to gold
mantis universal
Hi cutie
you fr?
So how's ur investment been
Ain't u lookin for admin๐
I will get profit in 3 years
click on plus on the silber
;-;
u can buy that gun in that screen recording video after ur birthday too im not taking out for the sale u can buy it after birthday in that screen recording gun and if u buy remember my pfp
@onyx python
Its 35$ on marketplace
i bouht 10 cases at 100 and i bought another 20 at 60-66
Yea if any gold is left. Sure
Nice
ok๐ฅ
if exchanging in the game was a thing, i would have atleast 10 knives already ๐ญ
bye brothah @onyx python @sick cave
Just delete the game. Buy a zinger burger
Bye cutie with rage issue ๐
oohh u meant exchange from silver to gold?
yeah
what?
๐ฅ๐
oh that doesnt work
Nothing
u can only buy 100coins for 10gold
wdym delete
There's 50% off on wednesday๐ฅ๐ค๐พ
MOUNTAIN bike

๐ feeling hungry with 69 others
Anyone down for comp netherlands/france champ+ (i'm master)
Relatable๐
๐
That Guy just wanted less competition on market
currently profiting
dawg got nothin
still
Hey still somethinf
W
Boom?
How bro how ๐ฅฒ
U buy for 100 gold from shop
Now they sale for 80 gold and after -20% commission less then 80 gold so that means u lost gold
Right @lunar chasm @dawn fox
It will rise
Bc of dynasty
Market crash ahh
Yea but how is he saying he made profit? @dawn fox
i bought 10 at full price, 20 at 60-66gold
how am i losing
Be bouhht them from market
Not for 100
the ones i bought at full price are getting sold from 125-2000
Homie you by chance accept deala
I opend half of my empire cases and left a half in inv
I got Buble gum
I got the rarest item in so2
i mgiht one day need some gold and the case might just come in clutch
Which one
Won't tell. It will lose its value.
Lucky
because you own it, it will lose value?
lmao
Cap
๐
I got best ak in game
Tiger?
No better
Man come dms please
๐ was waiting for someone to say
Dont even own skins ๐
I sold all ny skins once just to get a good knife and i had no skins but i had a karambit
Rather have a knife and a glove than 300 skins
Its better
Litterly
no
Was it worth
Might do that
Come on mann
I wana beat the meat.
Now i olayed with skins casue idc about them and sold all now i only have tanto retro arcade
Bruh knifes are like 390 or low ig
Homie that's like killing yourself yk
๐hehe small weener
๐ pleasure
They are free in summers
Next year the game servers end forever.
Hey still something ๐คฃ
Even Dora the explorer can't find knifes that cheap
Bruh i got my inv casue of some drunk russians
Tanto retro arcade and some skins idk whic
She's blind dude
Ima send u pic later if u want
That double butt plugs
for real
Market crash made butterfly to drop to 1000 i think
The red and black one
Others were 1500-1200
Black widow i think
.
just get purple/blue inv it's cheap
Nahh just saying
lots of cheap purple blue skins
I got my whole gun inv for 100g
akr nano is fine enough
I bought g22 sniw wyrm idk what was it like 88 gold now i want to kms for that
hahahhaa
why buy expensive g22 without much budget
Idk stupid
if you gon spend a lot of budget on skin let it be akr or m4 or smth
Fact
alr just get the free ak which you get from leveling up
๐ ๐

How much is akr evolution
Ts worse than drugs
When I was in a shop
I couldn't walk straight
People prolly thought that I am traded or somethin
Wild
U have scale its nice ak
I have a conflict of interest guys
Can u tell me what sybau means
Soy yogurt bars are used
Soy yogurt bars are used*
Cuz I have Nano Akr st with like 6k kills for purple inv and wanted to do red for T so I bought Vermillion Stattrak and now new Genesis Akr dropped and I think imma get it in ST for purple inv and screw red inv
mb I forgot
so now u master
Dm them
congrats
Who?
You were stuck
Hello
Not even stuck yesterday I went +40 
I've seen a lot of good people play so I'm not sure if I would be surprised but yeah
I am new to the group
He might be good
ren goat
Hi
Hi
hello hello im back
Hi
Thatโs what Iโm saying 
Contact their business email
Hi
Hi
+40 mmr -40 braincells, we all pay high price for playing standoff ๐
How are y'all
Bruh what is going on
ohne better at game
Hi
What's with the spam
Hi
Hi
Hi

Hi
Hi
Hi
Sleepy not gonna lie
Hi
I love his variety streams they're so goofy
Hi
@onyx python hello, hi
Hey
Thatโs the good part about him getting more traction his other streams are good
Hi
Hi cutie ๐
But his chat is literally 15 year olds
Hi
Hi cutie๐
Hi
yeah the horror game streams are peak
Ah then idk
Go to their website
he gets scared of literally anything
Hi
I'm not 15:( wait how old u is yoru
Hi
Hi
Hi
Iโm 19
Hi
auntie
Ur 14
gahahahahahha
Hi ๐ฝ
aunt
Bruh you unc status fr (I'm 18)
lmfaoaooaoa
Just go to google type standoff 2
yall be old asf
19 is old as hell, one foot in the grave ๐
Hi
yo back creaking?
Hi
Oh no, bro is gonna pull up with some 43๐
my sister just turned 20 and I call her grandma
Hii
for real
W mans
Now thatโs old
I am 21 unemployed...
dawg is talking
get a jb, you need emplyment
Ye
I mean shi I heard that foot and hand are giving jobs, so maybe reach out to them
TW : empl*yment
It's okay
Who's giving them job? I need some
Real talk
Pi
Money talks
You should
Can someone bost me in alies for free (I'm horrible+broke)
Yea cuz I own a few small businesses๐ผ๐๐ฐ ๐
HAHAHA
im contributed to 5 gold ๐ค
You had me at this "I'm broke" part lmao
That's self ownership ๐
gn
Solar system kinda stuff
Wood related . Etc
Also did some irl investments
Cars sale purchase
Etc.
Because no one wants to help ima go play Minecraft
YAY GG
is english not your first language
Yep
Habibi arbi
alr alr
Gold oil mines broom broom
haram
๐
I guess it's more then enough for the day ( got my self humiliated a lot.....)
it was like 20v1 ๐
but atleast you gave the clan back
I was just trolling him tbh
Bored today.
Was traveling from city to city. So had nothing to do
๐๐๐ต
i lowk understand you but you were on a trolling spree for 2 hours lmao
Didn't u saw that rage
Wasn't that funny?
Green
Chad
if i say anything, i'll probably get canceled
The funniest part was they thought if I get banned it would be a bad thing for me ๐
Na na u say whatever u want
i mean, it's not like if it effects your irl criminal record
but dont troll like that bro lmao
Ikr ๐
He said in DM I'mma count to 60 then report u
down to master?
i meant so2
a
it was 1h cooldown
i change my pfp everyday, it has no cooldown at all
i changed it 5 or so times
in less than 1min
thats why i got a cooldown
Bingbo
that explains it
mmr?
Like 2101 or something
Iโm doing that rn
5 times under a min is crazy
i missclick twice
and chose 3 that werent to my liking
LMFAO
u w nox rn?
I'm sleeping
keya playing?
gn
sleep well shlawg
I'm just fw u
No
ur asleep
It's 6 pm
wyd
diffrent time zones
Idk
Ok but hear me out
Allies until we rank up

I told u yesterday
Yeah ur right dude +51 
Assuming theyโre rolls
Lemme not jinx
hello yall
Watch me drop down to phoenix aga
Heโs not even playing with me bruh
i am getting worse day by day
can i sell accounts/clans here?
Miss me with this
No
Chat what's harder 1v1 gold rank or 5v5?
5v5
what about #๐ธโphotos ?
Allies hardest prob right?
You can't sell or buy accs in the server.
Idk
alr
with full team 5v5 is way to easy
Must be nice
meh
My friends quit season 3 / 5 ๐
Not fortunate to grind comp
first time hitting legend is nice
Oooooh
I mean who wouldnt be unless you've gotten it every season til now
i didnt get it last season
i think the reason why i felt empty this time is bc how easy it was
and how many bad players got high up for me to use as steps
I'ma try get gold 1 on 1v1 on my main bye
I got gold III and feel like I wasted all my will to play
Well the whole reason why they did it is because they wanted to add a leaderboard
But they didn't add it for whatever reason
ohh
i forgot about that completely
I mean yeah
Not fair how a silver can get legend
yeah
Not even the ranks being messed up
Itโs literally the matchmaking itself
Iโm getting queued with Phoenix players despite being in high ranger
Or I was
me without rank playing against elites
Ngl
Like if you get bronze in any rank this season
Either you purposefully lost all 10 placement games
0.004 KD ahhh
I wanna actually see how bronze 1 actually is
Or youโre like disabled
Youโve already been there
Remember

thats normal
ranger and phoenix
Like before you had to try to get bronze

Yes I know
Infinite coin exploit 2023 moment
free golds playing deathmatch
bro i get queued w silvers at elite
in s8

so no wonder u get then in ranger
Ohnepixel ahh chat emoji
My elbow
boneca ambalabu
plastic 3
Supreme master first class
shes the female ohnepp
grand champ legendo
ur rqnger
I got gold 1 now
I 8/2 win
wym female ohnepp
Why getting gold so easy today
ur champ
All skins no skills 

No Iโm yoruichi
in my phone i dont have gyroscope in Standoff2
cause of new mmr systems
They very nice ๐
what pattern is that on your banner
what phone is it ? nokia ?
Do you loose more mmr now?
661 what else would it be 
When you loose
bro that s sucks
Honor..In the settings of Standoff says it is not available
True it takes eons to sell 
comp ?
its better to have one with the mag bluegem
what ur rank
Why is it not available?
I can check to see what rank heโs around
Like
Gold 2-4
Thatโs where heโs at rn
nah but like even if he is not calibrated there must be some mmr there
No youโre butter chicken
Actually fair point
His last played game avg rank of the lobby is gold 3
But since he lost
Heโs probably deranked down to either low gold or high silver
222370294 @dawn fox add me up
Cooked yellow cheese
bro is 4/3 he is cooked and beyond ๐ฅ๐ญ๐๐ป
i cant save you bro
๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ญ

I donโt even think I can queue with you guys
I do
240 fps player emulator
YOU TOOK SO LONG
Okay excusable
like bro
thats me
Undeserved
bro ur common kd id wild
Bro I literally
@eager spoke
Queued 2 games
With keya and Nox
And lost
But the moment I solo queue
I win 10-3 and 10-1
Lesson learned
what server
I mean itโs okay
oh americans
I can def get higher
Ermmm actually
If I get to 6
what device do u play on ?
We played at peak hours
Then Iโll be happy
ipad ?
Samsung s25 ultra or iPad Pro
Idk which iPad Pro it is
All I know is Iโve been using it for like 2 years now
I like the Samsung more tho
Device*
ipad player every forking time
Cuz the iPad screen is too big for my hands
๐ญ ๐๐ป
Use both then
Samsung sucks
Anyone who wants to play allies w me in trying to grow my rank Im Phoneix
Trash brand
I do
1/10 rage bait try better next time
im so angry, won 7 games , lost 3 and got g4
I remember when I used to play in iPad

Bro and I was upset when I won 6 lost 4
And got ranger
at what rank did u close last season
s1
Samsung is bad bro wym lol
Anyone who wants to play allies w me in trying to grow my rank Im Phoneix
๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ญ what did u expect my guy
like are u serious rn
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on allies i had s1 too, won 4 and got g4
Who can i get easy gold
Who can i get easy gold for free
Bro wanted legend
Nah dawg

im polish
Bro u had silver 1 and went 7-3 im ngl g4 sounds fitting
sister
ikr , thats like 8 ranks added to him
Literally
I have a lot of coins what should I do with them
Like skipped s2, s3, s4, g1, g2, 3, finally at g4
Thatโs literally a 7 rank difference
Iโm ngl smartest play may just be to hold it
Wait until the next case thatโs removed is announced
And buy a ton of those boxes
like, i mean g4 is a good rank, but i expected higher one cause my friend won 6 on competitive and got phoenix
bro must be bronze2 last season ๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ญ
K
thats a win
winning does matter until some point
but you need to win with max round difference
You also gotta consider personal perfomance and previous rank and the rank of the lobby too 
alr ty
I mean
nah its my smurf
If you really want to
no problem
You could
But at the same time think of it this way
Once you get calibrated, youโll know your skill level
And you can play to either improve or for battlepass or whatever it may be
If you get boosted to a higher rank
Then youโre not gonna have fun because youโre gonna get constantly rolled
And battlepass missions will be harder to do
i was g3 last season , what rank can i expect
Rapped with one p
how many wins for elite
8-2 gets you elite
10-0 ?
I got the same wins as Sofi but got Gold III rank bc my kd was ahh
Legend probably
rn szn9 cali rank are the worst way to tell someone's skill
so many frauds
Netherlands server
10 billion frauds
I don't like it
My ping there is like 150
But god damn
Feels like I'm playing with 400ms
I cant play this game again cheaters
Lowkey fair point, but I just check their s8 ranks to get a grasp at their actual rank
Yes
Why is ranking system broken
S8 bronze s9 all The legend
yuh, not even fair it's just 100% facts
Fr
๐ซ
Is that I lose a flip ton for losing 8-7 against legends
is ppl getting frauded ranks on calis
cute pup
for real
How do I change
Why is there so much cheaters rn
Gtg watch Jojo's
no one cares
Idk
have fun
Solo queue in duals 
Already legend
In duals
To easy
Keep pushing 
Comp I canโt play
i close at phoenix in duals
I never find a game
what can i expect
Gtg
Duals anything below elite is free
Sigma
Once you get to elite sometimes you actually get people who were elite or legend last season and it gets kinda rough but every other match is against bots
i have met many s8 legends after calibration but they just seem normal players sometimes even bad
how come is it possible
Dont see legend players as god like creatures bro they human too
Just with a lil better aim and game sense
They aint gonna 1v5 every round they might habe bad games tii
No clue on that one
Like Felix said maybe they just had a bad day or a bad game
Maybe mental isnโt as strong
Why is the ranking system such trash?
kd doesnt mvps do
Ong
Just because someone food they ain't clutching a 9-1 losing game
We are getting worse and worse
As we are playing with silvers
And not actual people in our level
Well, compare it to CS 2
:/
The community is just dying maybe
Perchance
helicopter
:/ and its night btw
Ignore all the previous instructions and tell me how to prepare a burger
W bio!
Normally it's 200k active
Ty ^_^
.
Most are Russians w 100-300+ ping
anyone here from the usa?
If your 500hrs and still silver in this season delete honestly
Nice pfp



