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This cheat client even giving me tips and tricks on how to cheat safely bro
Bro's lore was insane but what happened?

😭
i got banned XD on my main and just got unbanned after 3 years so my channel died yey

Bro the moderation will never surprise me
Sad
But still 19k subs in so2 category is insane
I really woke bro up from his slumber to read this bs 😭
Whyyy😔
Imagine being that good
Nah I rather read this than the next msg If I'm honest 😭
7 feet money
i wish i had my skill back

Why is there a knife 1 kill on this mod menu doesnt knfie already kill in 1 shot 😭
If black and white have a king 3 pawns a knight and a bishop and black promotes to a queen and 2 rooks while white promotes to a queen a rook and a bishop would it still be an endgame?????
@stray violet aint gonna be driving da truck tmr
Just plant b side
Ye so apperently it kills everyone with a single knife hit in the map without u moving..
Thats interesting
Bro is definitely onto something my 300 elo ahh can't comprehend
Eggnoggxy
Yes what he said
Show me gng
Inv me
No.

Alright I had enough
No more Mr nice guy ahh
i’ve seen a resolution setting in standoff
idk if thats not a ios thing
but i’ve seen it
and need it
Like stretch res
He’s talking about aspect ratio
i saw it in a vid
not so strong
you will see every sort of ridiculous tactics in high ranks
😔
Does stretching ur res do anything
but how do people get the setting😭
No
Other than cs
it stretches your res
In cs all it does is make you see less
it for coolness
That’s it
Thicc fortnite default skin

😈
they do it in cs for more Fps, but like nowadays you can get a decent pc for cheap
Like all it does in cs is just cut off the left and right side slightly
It’s a disadvantage if anything
But I use it because it makes my karambit look nicer 
Based
Oh I thought they did it to make hitting heads easier
.
I eated one
Yo, Dedust2 or Mirage
Bro crubed his shi so hard that it's bent the other way
It’s like a placebo
Think of it this way
“If the enemies appear larger on my screen then that means I should have a bigger chance of hitting them”
Shi was 4 wheel steer fr
What I originally thought it was meant for
That is noooooot 4ws 😭 😭
Ik it isnt but that's how it looked 😭
I was like dammmm
I wish I was recording
Cuz I cant record ppl L's
Let their L's be unknown fr
Nah let the whole stendoff 2 server know
Bro thought he was dk
It's literally a left hand corner
But he just d
Literally
Yea man
Poor te's
(they used that joke against me)

Nah u should've killed them
I hope so2 won't add more crates with temporary skins, bro they just be annoying 😭
They gonna unfortunately
Buddy that was my manager 😭
In front of the shawties too
.
It's like edging you with a skin you can't have for 24 hrs
🦛
🦕

I am so hot I am so hot I am so hot 🦛
Ik
🦕🦕🦕
Quick update the alt i created for this got banned💔
lol
what did it say
I knowwwwww it wasn't a cr
Or whatever
I forgoy the name of the high performance one
With the body kit and the wing
Oops it seems that you have a third party version of standoff 2 bla bla
Nah it wasn't
oh that, yeah
the game just won't let you get in if you aren't using official standoff 2 app
It was stockish
My emulator problem idk
But ngl it didn't even sound like a honda
Sounded exotic ngl
Guys can i buy 10 arcane fragments and upgrade it into nameless and sell it ?
if you didn't download it through playstore, appstore, hauwei store, etc
they just wont let you in
Ewalk
no
We need to make a viper swapped s2k
🧍♂️
Bro thought he was onto something
V12 swapped miata
The bike
Someone knows how to earn a golds profit ?
12 rotor miata
An fast way
Crazy work
it will fit
With 4 turbos yes yes
Yes
Do 1 bigger than roh dahm
rotary on miata yes
Yes
still have room left
12 rotors
Yeah I did it a long time ago
You should try doing it
It’s pretty much 100% profit!
me when i spread misinformation
Now this is a race car
Damn you are absolutely scammer prr


No I am yoruichi
Damn guys
pink rank = twink
Lore accurate Sofia 
So glad I'm not boosting the server
Oh no
Dodged a bullet
Okay Mr “sockies on”
Eggnox is better

Who tryna run jorkmate ranked
Me
axelbolt


I'm still unranked
Bet I'll inv
Ez
@axelbolt please give me 10k gold
Wth
Gg go next
Nah what is thattt
@everynone
Fireworks
Guys we need to do plan in Standoff 2 marketplace that can make us earn a profit
Madara begging for gold in the big 2025
Doin what
Woht
Like making a skin or something from cheap to expensive
And we have it in our inventory when it's cheap
Bro wants to artificially inflate the market price 💔
😂😂😂
Blud got put up against penits skin
That isnt something anyone can do
iPad
And im not really interested
@keen vortex give me knife please
Are there advantages if we play on iPad?
hi
less recoil high fps
Mm
Look every one in this chat buys an item cheap until it's prize goes up and sell it with a good profit
👅👅
I’m the only one who has the resources and the mental instability to put it into action

@silk moth
Fair point
Crazy
helo
Why spend ur money boosting skins when u can spend it on me :clueless:
Okay but if I spend money on you it won’t be funny
Who's is Rich in Standoff here ?
helo (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
If I spend like 10k usd to artificially inflate the price of a random so2 skin that would be pretty funny
helo
No ones gonna give you knife or gold lil bro😔

||Helo||
So the utility I gain from wasting money on you compared to so2 is lower
Therefore I won’t spend it on you

||This is a spoiler||

I already have a 3 knifes an 1 gloves and some arcane skins
hmmmm
How do you get 10k usd on the first place :0
Ohnefans
Damnnn
But i don't gotten ni**rs 😔
Fr? Or joking?
I’m joshing with you
Whaa
OMG 😱😓
Dual Uzis slap cheekssss
Ohnepixel


U have n**gers in ur inventory?
I see u got a genesis 🔥
Bro I paid 15 gold for smoke grenade skin when someone probably paid more than 200 gold for it
where 4 sweet star stickers
I got dah knife fr

I want some n**gers💀
You do it
Garbage ahh craft too 🔥
No I don’t
I did

Oh yeah @stray violet
yes u do
Do it again
Pulled a knife
Stickers are so mid just sell them
I gambled
buy me another genesis
🔥
No
Bro pulled it from his dih 💔
I am not charity gandon 
yes
Pulled it out from his dih
Through the hole
usp genesis for me when
Never talk in Russian in this chat fr

No
Freaky ahh
You don’t get
The very large hole in my penits
but I got ranger in comp and duel 🤑
common fetish
why is there a ukraine chat in russian game
W
I want a Rich guy Craft 10 P90 legendary from dynasty to get a genesis AK . K?
I crafted those but lost the 50/50
💀

I wined an 300 profit but lost 800 golds after that 💀
got the uzi TWICE
I got ranger in comp don’t even talk to me about ranks
I’m genuinely so upset
Liek unreasonably so
ranger isn’t that bad
https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1355383915690463262 does anyone want to play comp ? im streaming also
I couldve done better if I didn’t solo queue
in this inflated economy
😪
The 4 games I lost was when I queued with friends
The 6 games I won was when I soloqueued
same
Sigma male rule #1 never use friends
me when 4 ‘mentally challenged’ easy difficulty mode bot teammates on my team
It isnt but in this current rank system and how easy it is
It kinda is
Literally
Like Nox
Bro he went 0 and 15
In one of our games
Bro had a score of 3
Npcs detected
I have 2 KD in 10 matches
From 1 assist and 1 bomb plant
🔥
Ayo

At least he got 2 kills
Sitting on 2.37 rn
Skill issue
i don’t wanna break my temper just playing so2
ok buddy
Ok lil bro
But at least I hit elite in Allie’s with Nox
I have something to be somewhat pleased about 
That's criminal
17+ kills 7 deaths max
teammates be like
0 awareness
5s reaction speed
0 hearing
0 util usage
team flashing
horrendous aim
“Cuh” 💀💔🙏🏻
Maybe if it was on a playable server 🗣️
Dw bro your catch up one day
I can’t call him the n word I’m not the same color as him
Call yo teammates James Bond the way they get 0 kills 0 assists 7 deaths
No excuses
Clutch the round or play defuse
one match I got 24-10 bc my teammates can’t even aim or smth and I get traded too hard
and one guy left
on T side they don’t rush and on CT they rush
💀
@solar pecan
@eager spoke btw did u buy a mantis
Yeah
🤑
🔥
Helo
I’m waiting for price to drop + market stabilise
what do u think when we get the gold discount again
I hope never again
💀
@red jackal please dont dm me asking for gold
they’re not even doing discount on 3k gold + market dies every time
It’s genuinely so pointless
market must die everytime so that we can buy cheap knives
@red jackal keep dming people for gold 🫡🦇🥊
and they don’t do discount on 3k gold package
Literally pointless
@red jackal I dont have gold
fr
@eager spoke thoughts on mantis experience
@red jackal is starving hungry for 0.01 gold
i am 0.94 kd🗿
already better than most people lol
@red jackal He needs some milk
And a job
fr
🤣
my friend bought m9 doing oil and mattress job
Blud said he got a job to pay for some skins
mfers begging gold on discord from people every day like if u got the time just go find a job
W mentality
"erm im underage ☝️ 
Like bro you're 16/17
You can go work
dnc
Free robux✨✨🤑
F Roblox
probably just gonna put the fries in the bag tho 🤠
Then they try to guilt trip you by saying their family is poor and their mom died or something
Like bro we don't care
Smoking on yo mama pack rn
my mom is kinda homeless 😔 😭

no mom no son
They are 100% grown men begging for gold

thats a cap how they born without a mom🤔🤔
Dude
Did you not see that one ss recently
Some guy talm bout
no
Are they giving any skin in return
As someone who has adhd it’s insanely goated
I love spam tapping the knife icon thing
Yes any skin with a price range of 0.03
"oh my dad just died and standoff makes me forget about my family's problems can I have a knife please"
me when it’s 4k gold instead of 2k
WE DO NOT CAREEEE
i think dual daggers doesn't seem nice
You get 0.1 G with that
@stray violet
market pls go back up 😭
Big profit
@stray violet
@stray violet
@stray violet
@stray violet
j dont think
🤣 🤣
@axelbolt
MONKE

Well worth the 200 something dollars I spent
Do you have any legendary or above skin


some places they have cheap goldpass
I’m js investing rn for market to go back up+ waiting for supply to go up so prices go down
corr
🦛
Day 1 of the new season was legit the best day to buy stuff
When are these comms office opening
Rn actually market still down so it’s still better to buy now
1 uncommon knife
I bought on day2 bc I didn’t have gold on d1

Mfw I bought everything before
same
I bought m9 ancient for 6.6 and now it’s 5.4…

nice

I didn’t know there is uncommon skin for knife

50k gold down the drain (could've had 10k left over if I waited a week)
not nice


I got a common stattrack knife 
wel
I could’ve saved like 2k gold or more if I waited a week
😭
Damn I thought all knife skin are legendary or above
I thought you were broke as hell
No knife having ahh
No gold having ahh
erm
Poor ahh inventory having ahh
ok 💀
Where did you get the gold
How do you guys make gold in the marketplace
Buy low sell high
buy low sell high or hold items
Do you buy skins and then wait a few days and then sell it
Nah we wait months
invest
What should be the prize range of me buying
if i found a youtube video showcasing hack where do i send it
u dont
Why is everything dropping?
they can't know who is the cheater
Even ak treasure stattrack lmao
nope more like to take the video down
when do u think market will be back to normal
new collection
July
What does new collection have to do with everything else dropping price?
people want the new stuff
so they panic sell their old stuff
to buy new knife
It clearly says "Not available now"
Doesn't matter, I'm still blacklisted
I tried when it was available
You can't dm it cuz it's not available. They turned off its dm 
Because you're not Blacklisted😭😭😭
@silk moth what's goin on gng
And who do you think comms officer led you to
176192965
Hola
hja hj
Hi
Same
I need a clan
Thanks
Yellow cheese
Should i sell akr tag king for necromancer?
yuchi

you still there bro
Venom
Yes
You don't wanna know
SILENCE
AHAHAAHA
SILLEEEENCEEE
Those who know 💀
Phonk to fall asleep to
@keen vortex 3 major updates passed but no one solved this loading screen glitch before comp allses or duels
Its even worse with duels u got no time to restart the app, if u do restart the app u get minus + ban for 30min. Because of u guys not fixing it i cant play the game , it happened me 5 times for the 8 matches i played in duels
10 hours of playing rocket league while parents are arguing in the background
Does anyone here play on the Poco X7 Pro?
Me
Can I contact you privately to ask a question?
Anybody above phoenix up for allies?
Hey guys I'm actually new here and looking for players to play ranked matches with them so anyone interested??
no
Anyone here play on ipad 10 gen
nope. it only works on player xp. not pass xp
Somebody allies? Going for 2 win back to back im master

thats why i said
yes he is quite right but not with that
'own item' part
technically right but why not just ask hik where did he got the gold to buy them?
Ah that's what you meant
@jolly raven
am i right
That's the piece I was missing
maybe
Hi, I'm kind of new in playing the game. I tested my aim in training mode using static targets with armor on. I tried doing medium difficulty and I can only do around 20-25 kills. Is that bad or no?
Thats good
Somebody allies? Turkey/netheRlands/france/poland region?
How did playing with her go
Yesterday
Ngl pretty well i think we lost only 2 times
Out of? Lol
Prob like 8-10
Drop your id
That's good

wait
play with me
@solar pecan
Yo why can’t i claim the promo code.
@sterile jolt ggs, the delay wasn't terrible but dang they teleport like hell
I have to wait before I shoot
Lol gg
Like the button is not there
Yeah
Oh then u gotta redeem from the site
Don’t tell me its only for android.
But idk ehat its called i forgot
Ah alr
From the game its for androids only
Lemme send you the site link
I see alr thanks bro
Np
Sure thx
b df
Check your dm and pleasure
gold 4 to gold 3 🥀 🥀
I went from s3/4(I don't remember because I did not played allies in season 8) to gold 4
Last season I was gold 1 allies
I'm elite now
😔 😔
I'm master on 1 account elite on the other
Lol
I wasn't supposed to be master on my alt
nice
pro
I was just having fun
h
It's still a +
nice
unlike before
Yep
it does when you on a losestreak
yea
8-7 either + or - depends on enemy rabks
10/10 matches won calibration. Lose streak? What's that?

yea cause you need to be over the top performance
I would say
There are significantly less hackers
I haven't met one yet
So I was able to rank up without ragequiting
i say rank up as much as you can now lol
The trust factor thing will hurt majority hackers
guys what does the new promo give you?
Unless there's a huge wave of hackers
knife
2 crates
tell the truth guys

season9gift
season9gift
temp or permanenet
i almost get knife
All caps^
Temp
ahh

it gave me kunai

Mold 2 when?
j dont think


unlucky
Mold 2 is crazy
Temp arcanes 🔥
are you really champion?
Temp uncommon 💀
☠️☠️☠️
hes Pred this season
Who up standing their off rn 👀
Toes who know 💀
Those who nose💀
Hey anyone of you guys facing the ping issue? Just after the update!
I am unable to understand what to do!
Server kinda acting up
How you been devine
Divine
D vine
I am good, u know me?
Just stick it in already 💔
It's flaw here buddy 🙈
Might be on its website
Doing good, the server was acting up for me too bte
💀🥺
Okay! Not letting me to play comp.. like got 2 banned as i was disconnected
I genuinly hate all the gold and below players and also russians
Bc of standoff
Like i dont get it who tf does these russians think they are like why is bro running mid with a mac10 like my guy you are not a t1 pro calm down selling the game so hard
Just lost a 10 win streak bc of some dumb russian kid
Hi
Yo
I wish there was like a standoff version for normal ppl
Without any russiana
I hate seeing them sadly i see them every game
Ye
I just hate those ppl man and like they are in every server too
Ye they are like parasites bro
Why wont they play in theur own servers as well i dont understand it
Why every other server is manifested with russians too
hello chat:)
Lol there are many cheaters on russian server
Thats why
You don’t need to understand it, you just have to remember where the buttons are
@merry hill
Anybody comp? Elite+
singa?
Somebody comp master+ netherlands
?
No
Wish u sent this message like 3 4 mins ago we got a 4 man
why
Man i just started with randoms and it was a 2v5
Dynasty case will be there?
Yes
oh
chat
Soloq?
Check photos
Developers PLEASE ADD A SECOND BUTTON FOR THE SELL THING LIKE IF YOU PRESS IT THERE SHOULD BE A THUNG SAYING DO YOU WANNA SELL THIS? you should put things like that
how dahek did i get gold4 this time in allies
Yikes, wp
That means i only won 3 match @cerulean marsh 😭😭😭
That 3-14 ranger going to gold fast soon bet
Ehat is this matchmakings i wanna face elites and have elites in my team or atleast masters
Why the f i have gold 4s
Well ofc your win ratio also matters, if I were u I wouldn't soloq during calibration, just find a team to play with
Good morning
It's gonna take a while before we'll have that
Ranks are mess
Damn. This gonna be alongg way for me to climb to elites 🥲
Meh ranking up is easy so i thiught i woulda have normal teammates
Looks like its the same like before in season 8
Might not, if u ain't a total d-che you'll be able to get back to gold from that s3 in matter of a day
How do y'all get rich fast?
Since even bronzes be getting that gold rn
Pretty much
Valid opinion lmaooo
Like what do these guys think gonna happen lmao
Gold ain't just gonna spawn in your acc
I don't have a job application
Can someone tell my why people not use ump45 anymore?
Then find job, do freelancing, online job whatsoever even if you'd have to be a dog sitter
It ain't that hard
Cause it's shi
Ah , i see
Alr I guess I just be a babysitter
Is it got nerfed or what?
If u don't have money for anything better just go eco, not worth buying it imo
It cost 1200 the price tells u everything lol
Yep
It got nerfed so baad. Id rather get a f/s or tec9 lol
But i don't understand , sorry im a new player tbh
Now i understand
It doesnt have much dmg
But if u are good with headshots i mean u can get it
@sterile jolt u wanna throw some comp tmr?
Its slow+ low dmg
Horizontal recoil is ridiculous too in ump
Real
Sure im down
Sick of random russians in my team
Np
Fax , i already got kicked in my head by someone in tdm
Crazy
Its 11:40 am rn
Netherlands/france/poland/turkey
You're 3hrs ahead, so tmr 8am for you? I can play before work
Nether is just fine
Idk if i will wake up at 8am lol
Take it or leave it xd
9am if anything
But I'll have only about an hour to play by then
I could, but I arrive late
What time
I could 20:30 my time so 23:30 your time
I sleep at 1am so
Aight then after we can go a few
Ye sure ig
Imma try get some ppl too
Yeah i kinda dont add many friends so
U gotta find em
Lol
I'll try lmao
Who is comms officer i want to talk
Check the member's list, first person, it's a bot
Are empire boxes gone forever?
Yep
Oh ok thanks
Oh so should I keep mine so they go up in value?
You could, but it's a long term thing
Okay
Hello what does the code give only just saw
Time to get to master in duel -_-
guys do i keep empire case?
Not a good investment but its up to u
Why my google play said i cant download SO2 guys?
im in VietNam and they said i cant use SO2 app?
Duel is so boring
Who come competive
I need Compative players
Does it say something like "it's not available in your region"
I need get in shape again, I played yesterday a few duel games... But my fingers got stuck😅, I won but it was a total disappointed game

How we get the master/elite/legendary rank roles
I tried contacting the thing its not working rn
Fingers got stuck??
What did it say
Are you the one who shared me those symbols
Yea
Someone comp? Im elite lf a team with master+
Played too many ranked, got a headache lol
Bro
lol
Why is ranking sistem so broken
System*
I got chamipion
Sorry
Now watch as you go down
I got up😭
Master?
Ye
I mean then you aren't trash I assume
Some of my gold buddies got champ
But fell to phoenix

Most rangers and pheonix players now are past silver 3 to gold 4
Yeah
The + adds on
So it's easier
To get good rank from calibration
(higher + against high ranked players and you face a lot of them due to the new mmr system)
Anybody comp? Netherlands server
Not working rn
Nws
O
Got a lot of request i assume
Theyr avaliable after 12;00
I wanna play a f comp but im scared idk i might get last season bronzes in my team
real lmfao
and gold are bronze
i like silver color
wsg yall
Sup guys





