#💬│english-chat
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She girl?
Yea
Fr
Bad girl
😭
👅
nika
I'm subbed on all 3 of ur channels.
YOOO
What
That's not a good kitten
Even better
😭
My fav twink
I need knife
Ayeeee appreciate it brother 💯
W mans
sybau 🫵😔
catfish your way to a knife
Slide 1
In standoff ye
bend over
Np bro 🤝
I am a boy bro
Drop some catfishing masterclass
Bro yall wildin
I meannnn
.
If u will slide knife
Even better
🫨
there is hole there is a goal ahh
Jump
wanna slide my scorpion in youu 🥀💔
🦛
Behave kitten
I think bro isn't jokin
NAWH
sensational
He's into you
If*
guys! cake is a cake even if its a cupcake
Rip @dawn fox
bro is definitely onto something
There’s a gap there’s a lap ahh 
yall needa chill
mind your business and sell your tofu
everything after 9 is dinner ahh msg
Tofu > chikin
Ts pmo sm

(9/10) ragebait
🐢
Nah u just a hater
exceptional
We get it bro
Zhxrm with a new emoji 😳
professional*

He did
🦛
W
bros carrying a piece
🪰
Imagine not having alt accounts made in 2019
thats a water gun
What was the reason

So2?
small dihh
Compit?
I purchased like 4 
I just witnessed the worst crap in the morning 

And already have 2 more
Why would you buy them 😭
Wsp?
I didnt have too many email add during 2019 lol
Check your dm 
Ah
I made a bunch back in 2018
Broo no way
i lose em all
Is he okay?
Wear full face helmet folks, not open face 
🗣️
Is the bike ok?
That’s messed up 😭
Imagine rallying in your small ahh porsche and you see a menacing pink mercedes racing truck from truckpool approaching you at mach f
Wyd
Can’t imagine face planting after crashing your vehicle 
Broo 500G for 1 edit video tf is those people
Slide knife
I believe its time for someone to be silenced
Turan in the chat!!!
yo
@bronze grove do u know anyone who’s good in future predictions with skins
I mean i also got muted by the automod today for idk what reason, it said i got muted for posting a link as if i already didnt know that
Crazy
Definitely @velvet idol
Yeah I remember him
@velvet idol hey man mind checking ur DMs
Why is it always mind checking something
wassup yall
@warm moat woops
And not heart checking something
Wat
Wwww
i ruined it with 4 stickers
Turan is always W
4x stickers on artwork skins
Is crazy
Imagine covering the only selling point of that skin with ramen stickers
Ts pmo sm
i forgot the sticker name
🗣️
its that blue dragon one
That blue circle sticker
no
the other dragon
Only one
Ramen stickers 😭
💀
Nah like fr bro i saw ppl ruining sparkling gaze with that weird moving anime sticker

Like wtf would you cover its eyes
Damn way to hate I threw 4 on mine 😔
I like the look
The only selling point
You are right the eyes tho
Of that skin
Same with necro
Ppl cover the writings
The only thing that makes it different than a steel grip akr
any1 can check the butterfly market right now?
btw how much is the cheapest m9 bayonet rn
like 5k
im sorry sever
Guys can anyone help me with some golds?
i lowkey forgot all of my main combo bc i quit
Definitely a worthy investment
finally joining back with 120hz
awww what happen to combo man
I forgot he got banned
💀
hi @hexed igloo again:)
i told him he could use my acc but i didnt know he gonna sell it bc he thought my brother was some guy hacking
yup
@warm moat ur here alot🙏
that blood ak thingy
😭
dw, i wont be. From 29th onwards.
im just a broke guy who wanna start again
That’s messed up bro what did you say to him?
ts pmo icl sybau my n-words
That friend is worth sending to Jesus for
Day 1 of asking gold till someone gives me gold
Why not 🤡
Who want 1v1
nah hes in the wrong but id still forgive him
Nah bro
How much?
Deleted the game, getting my pc back on 29. Wont be playing this garbage after getting my pc back

btw he could return 30% instead n got scammed💀💀💀
Money is money, people would spill blood just because someone didn’t pay the money he borrowed for $5
Bro finna play cs2
Idk man i want knife badly , im okay with 40-200
Same dude
i live in korea and the price is worse here
im chill doe
Not even for long lol, i just gotta do some faceit matches to show im active again so my clan doesnt kick me out and im going forza after that lol
😂
does so2 have faceit?
Lol clean
Day 1 of asking gold till someone gives me gold
Yupp
Great stuff terzorenai
community made
ohh
its,
"Terzo"
standoff 2 doesn't have official faceit
Never will
Day 1 till i get gold
Day 1 till bro gets reminded the rules
@hexed igloo has 3.78 million gold
no i don't
Omzzzzz
On discord this ain't gon work gang
Plz gold mommy
😭
💀💀💀
Honestly this demon mommy kinda boring on my profile
I really want to give back tot he community, but i gotta stay nonchalant
Chat bro just needs gold
Time for the real mommy
😭
damn i feel bad for ppl asking for gold
We are all severely broke
Please mommy
Hard to get ahh
I can see that😔
😔
Gang we gotta start earning ngl
Facts
Did you know
When life starts to feel slow
You can recharge it by touching a high tension wire
by touching
Exactly
that's how you stop time
touch it
Touchingit violently. To be precise. 
What if the high tension wire is zani
Fr
Yessirrr
i once touch a 12v capacitor
i woke up laying in my bed
Rather make an ig account and start posting reels of your gameplay and ya can ask there for gold
Why would you touch something like that
Fr nobody has any ideas?
I'm thinking
calc getting kinda boring
Yea what ya think
Time for vector algebra
the shield was loose
btw chat if anyone's new to stream calc is short for calculator
No, calc is for calculus here.

Ohh
What if we all start a streaming group
Down
It would have to be something a bit more
Dude this idea I saw on some yt channel
And what we gon do
We should make an OF and sell respect's feet pics :>
Like them streamers who do funny cod content we just do funny so2 content
😭😭😭😭😭bro I just read that
who's watchin' so2 funny content
12k per month selling feet pics on feedfindr
what are you waiting for
Zani has knowledge chat
Hold on
Nvm
Bro ik you lowkey love this kinda shi you just acting tuff
😭
Welcome to the party bubba
W ranger
Bro's acting nonchalant for a reason
Pls knife
W what was the matches win to lose number?
😭

Wait I'm already 5-4 with 1.3 kd I'll play one match after some time
I’m s3 max last season lol
Welcome to the party
😔.
Dayumm
Hm
I was bronze btw
didn’t play that much during ss8 and not enough teammates to play
was grinding allies instead
.
Damn w
I can manage the social media
Bet
😭
Bro stop that is not the method 😭
@lilac sierra should dress like a femboy and open a OF
Ream all nwords in the chat are on the same boat, this is not the method 😭
I'm in
that’s where the money come from
@marsh topaz and @lilac sierra peak duo
double femboys for OF!?
Now we talking
YESSIRR
do i only get BP from missions?
😭
twin twink
Add zani triplets
nah that’s ur job
do i only get BP from missions?
+1
😆
hell na
You gotta dress up pretty
maybe
on some weird shi
What's changed in the MMR system?
Add Pablo that’s 4
more +
True
Oh so easier rank up???
Real we keep the circle smol
yes and no
Pablo won’t want a cut he said he’ll do it for free
not really
Depends, perchance
😳
you get more + you also get more -
i keep getting +30 -30 nonetheless
😭😭😭
yes even If you lose by a smaller fraction
It used to give you less minus for losing by a smaller difference before
im finna make big money wtf
market flow?
wtf happened
they selling cases at a 40% discount
tikto unfair
This guys knows too much chat
🙏
what
Yessirrr
cases at 60G
Guys our business is going to shi
empire
We have to retire before it’s to late
Holy w…
yes i love money
Thanks so much for hosting @sour star
😭
Bro folded in no pressure
not if i buy it first
I’ll buy them all actually
sm1 is pruging the market rn
None of you get it
Yo what's the giveaway lemme know too :>>>
boosting the prices to 75
I'm monopolizing the Mantis market, all mantis are mine
No mine first
Everything is kinda cheap right now
Mako?
who that
Wait market crashed again?
market back to normal when
Should I buy some guns and cases and sell it later?
🔥
@foggy merlin
60
Next year
Ion remember your old name

a guy was spamming them at 60
and i got one for .o3 aswell
Mako (3681736472 years timeout)
Why my internet suddenly got so better 250 to 75
@velvet drift
I noticed that you used “😭” in your comment. Just wanted to say, don’t give up anything in your life. I don’t know what you’re going through but I’m always here to help.
Us my guy us the only thing i was able to buy was Val joker for .20g
😭 💔 🥀
Lol
💀
What does robloax have to do
Wrong reply
Bro is pre-firing
Good
I was silver 2 last season
It could be worse.
What was the win to lose number?
Ok lemme check
Comp?
i was Phoenix but now gold 4 because 3k+ hour enemy
@bronze grove sorry if I'm disturbing but thank you.
Yo any smurf down to carry me for my last game of calibrating? I would appreciate it
@river pumice he’s legend
It's my job

if you down to play on ranger
@river pumice 
How is that smurf 😭
@golden crane you eu?
i ranked up a little too high
yes
5 win or 6 win
Ight
I got 5 wins and 4 lose 1 match to go
Lol happens
y'all doin comp?
Win it and get gold ranked
What rank
bet
id?
uncalibrated need more 5 matches
Let’s all just 5 stack for 1 quick game or what? @dawn fox @river pumice @hexed igloo
2 lose 3 wins
I'm down
I will fall from gold rank I swear bro
But ya know 5 stacks are cursed ahh
aded
Let's atleast try to, drop your id
You'll be fine gang
It was duel rank bro
147722805 i play asia server mb
Same
Oh
U down?
I got my rank
I can't play comp it's just not it
noicee
Many players leave the game
U down?
Wasn't you supposed to be studying
Or I get teammate who has 0.07 kd
ye I’m studying rn
This your studying huh 🤨
Ik I've played all my games with randoms ik how it feels
anyone comp phoenix to champion ?
I js have dc on as well?
ts pmo icl calc vectors algebra sybau🥀
Disappointing from a Chinese ☝️
What the
I only understand sybau
That's why he's a good player
can’t rn sry
I noticed that you used “🥀” in your comment. Just wanted to say, don’t give up anything in your life. I don’t know what you’re going through but I’m always here to help.
yo i wanna get my rank alreadyy 😭😭
i’ll have more time after finals
I'm down
Ur alr in the 5 stack bruh 😭
🙏😭
Who feeding you these lies 😭
I'll prolly get clapped and be bottom frag ig
Zani and LG don’t like us no more 😔
Chinese are good
me im down
nah 😭
Fr
😭
Bet
They steal our plans now ignore us so we don't ask for our cut
147722805
Added you long ago
(╥﹏╥)
?
what user
Self glazing
Munkh
Iam not from it
Oh my I forgot 😭
Slide me a knife
Nothing ig imma jus play alone again
Slide a knife in you 🤨
Mane me and @dawn fox was building a 5 stack for you
no
Come on
Who are the players my guy
what mane means
I'm down we gotta win
Man
oh
Should I drop my id?
Don’t worry I’ll carry
dont

they will hack you
I gotta play 1 match to get my rank homie c'mon
get your email password
😭
adress
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ahh knife why is it inside u
Bro is just a hater
It's inside the second washing machine
That’s finna be the 1 match
We only playing 1 game
Bro 😭
Haven’t been hacked ever since I created this account 🦛
you mean you want to play?
Alr
watchout
Alr wait
or are you asking If that rank system Is also In comp
your not safe in your own home anymore
What else pookie
hol on my device lag so bad
Fym not safe, I’m literally in the middle of nowhere 
I need id’s
No play play
this time goldpass shittt
I already reached elite I've retired for the whole season ong
224194187
I ll play from my vagabond Id after I break my fast then we'll play
Just play with me gang, it's better than playing alone 💔
Added
That's my id chat don't judge I'm just a new player trying to make ends meet😔
I just want a knife
Alright
after fast
What is that name 😭
What’s ur id
chicken shop
Same
:>
C'mon chat
real
Need 2 more
Run n gun w uzi
Asia?
too op
Yo, how much does it cost to buy 3k g in your country?
Jus carry us bro

Why i rolling timed item
bc new feature
Yo chat. Is there a chance that the karambit cold flame will go up much higher in price than dglass? Cuz curently theres only less than 50 in market
No
nope
its about the looks
Should I keep my empire boxes?
In their offc website it costs 22$. Anyone tried buying from their ?
you need a russian card
if the card isnt russian you cant buy
bc the money would get sanctioned
Fck
nah it’s from 2022 winter
Yo anybody know how much mmr legend needs
Someone's spitting facts
:3
I need 255 more points for legend 😭
I'm not even gonna try, I'll get each rank to elite and call it quits
Who wants account with some free skins dm me quick
Dang
Qh make sense
The least obvious scam
But I want legend ngl
true
Why would i scam i cant steal you while texting 💀
I don't mind hard pushing but I'd rather play cbs or scrims or idk faceit
do u get diamond charm at champion
That's what they all say
I meant master*
Youre not interested you can just shhh
No
Who do i contact to get elite role
Only Elite or legend
Lol
I want to play faciet but all my friends play it and I don't want to match aganist them
typo I meant master*
I'm not sure about that, probably tho
I only pushed to champ before so

Mm yea though choice. Its between karambit dglass/m9 digital burst
Dam
get mantis
🔥
😭 unlucky, just push slowly. You have a lot of time
Nah
yes
I mean I got 5-5…
It got cool animation n all but idk. I got bored easily with it
Id go for the karambit
Oh...idk what I'll get
Way better investment too
I need prop hunt in so2
I still don't understand how people get bronze in this season
So2 bots
can’t play comp without teammates
I was playing with achless rythem and Liz
but now another problem arises
Yes
SG is known for bad mm at higher ranks
😭
also I need allies and duel rank
but that’s for another time
that would be fun
In duel i got alot good ahh players ex legend
duel isn’t that fun
I only got a rank last season bc missions
Sum1 in d enemy team got a score of 80 💀 bro's movement is CS-like (ESP+Auto Head) now I'm not saying that he's like fully cheating but I'm telling ya he uses 4 bullets and it's all headshots in every round he has 12 hours btw 💪🏿 peak online gaming

got 100 golds rtn where should i invest ts?
💯💯
Buy ak carbon and m4 lizard and giveaway
Bronze getting phoenix is kinda crazy ngl XDD
Hello everyone 🤠
This mmr system reminds me of the og season 1 lol
Was gold then all of a sudden me and my friends went to elite after winning a single game
Lol
ak carbon is stable tho
i bought it for 35 than it goes 65
I was s3 max last season and now I’m ranger 🔥
why is everyone washing machine here
U lost like what? 3/4?
wdym
what are the benefits
free washing detergent
I know gold getting legend, if u were silver, and u got ranger, u lost how many matches?
Why do most people chose MP7 over ump45, the ump45 is cheaper, has higher damage and it's armor penetration is decent
oh yeah 👅👅👅
4 lol
I haven't really looked into the details of each gun, but ump45 just feels better imo
bc bad teammates/ bad performance than normal
can 4 hit close
Huh?? Can u elaborate more
Thats what I said lol
damage got increased so it’s a 4 hit kill if like 15m or below
For the mp7??
XDDD
could’ve been champion if 7-3
@solid lantern @river pumice have any of u bought any battle pass in standoff 2
Honestly, UMP45>MP7
ye I did before
MP7 is more versatile
What’s the maximum level u were able to get
He only go to level 26
Ig I'll look at the stats and think about it, I'm liking the ump45 rn ngl
around 60 if I bought the extra 10 tiers
What’s the maximum possible like if I did every weekly challenge
u can def get to 45/75 if u do all missions
How do people have higher battle pass badges and how much does it cost to buy 1 level
they buy the levels
check the prices urself
but usually it’s not worth it
Bro no way your still asking 😭
I’ve never bought and I’m planning on doing so but idk if it worth it
worth it if u sell the cases after
when give me reward for ranger rank frfr
🤑
How much do I get if I leave my cases untouched and sell them and reach level 75
Next year
1000+?
😭
no
Plz gold
800
more
for gold pass
u will get a lot of weapon cases and boxes
and the gloves/knife cass
so2 gaygame
Plz gold mommy
Give ur account
Ask the guys who gave me all my gold they are rich
@river pumice
All I’m saying is it worth it to buy battle pass or like 1500 gold
Wait I can't send tiktok links in #🎥│so2-videos?
Please boss golde
Are u sure
gold battle pass worth it, but u need to grind to tier 75
Boss please
and keep the cases and boxes and containers
shut up
Exactly
😭😭😭
Don't sell anything

you'll get 1K + for cases and 1.5K+ for the glove case ig
U liar u told he will give me
maybe more for glove
90% sure
So I get more value for gold pass than buying straight up gold
i mean u got stickers/charms
either u try ur luck against house odds or just play the safe game
yes u get more gold
Oh ok thanks man
100%
but to profit you gonna need to wait
yeah sucks
Good luck at 1.5k on that case
I don’t care about grind or time I’m all about value
Maybe in a year
in a year lol
pass is worth more
even KD knife case was 2k lol
Ig that’s true
So I don’t sell them straight away?
the red glove could be sold for a 1K + looks good to me
How abt u give meh gold?
Only good gloves are red and the spray paint tag lookin ones
The rest suck
Ok thanks for info @candid shore @river pumice @lilac sierra
man I wasted all my luck on KD collection
if u could pull them up. u r profiting
all good
No problem brother lmk if you ever need anymore help
and remember never ever spend ur Gs on cases
don't make my mistake

Should i ask the dev gold
You just did it wrong
Gotta do it at the right time
man how wrongg !!!!
Timing
how does time affect ur case opening
No not opening
i opened (by now 80 cases) the only arcane shi i got was akr
no knife?
That’s the problem why would you open them…
like for an fps mobile game, you should get something
I’m on your side about that one
dont work like that
there is a 90% chance you'll get a knife if you opened 70
u could’ve got a mantis + st genesis with 8k
u have probabilities
😭
😭
what
man. i got so mad i sold half of my inv
who told u that?
almost broke my phone
💀
never gamble more than u can afford to lose against house odds
Don’t listen to this guy
Go big or go home
Go all in
😈
ok bud
keep feeding my addiction
send me 10k to open dynasty
😭
i swore i'll never open a case, even if it has a 99% prob

yeah how much
I lost money…
how much are we talking
Close to 10
10k!?
Dawg you were in chat when I was gambling 😭
10k!?
I got Gold III
Yes mf
10k gold right?
which?
I lost 1.5
No 10 gold 😐
🔥
Ranked
15 cases
U didn’t pull anything?
well technically not 1.5k
that's nothing
Competitive
No arcane?
(using em rn)
0
Uhm guys should i create yt channel since im good at ts game i might get gold from my fan
I pulled akr and dual uzi’s first 15 cases 😭
u gonna need more than that
Rank?
I did 3 trade ups and lost money on all.
Rip
Aren't you the guy that was begging for gold?
Trash rank but atleast im good at 1tap
I am
Wssguuud
Hii
u need good quality videos
Idk then
W
first one was 35/35/15/15, got f/s venom 💀
second and third were 45/45/5/5 and got both uzi 😭
:>
Plus i can edit very well
Guys, is there any way to download the game for pc?
6 wins 4 lose btw
Yes bluestack
go for it then
Bluestacks?
Damn bruh 😭😭
bluestacks ig
bluestack doesnt work for me
I need recommendations for my name
Yo Iam master Rn
Dang
KKK
Show proof
How tf do you even calculate that probability :0
Dm?
Too common name
it’s trade up
‘crafting’
Ouhhh
Well ig bye my old channel
try Jynx
Bet will u guys support me
sure
😭
that's even fire
Hha
how many followers u need to join the collaboration program
like 10k I think
and for tiktok?
u a sweat
I got that off my first 10 games 💀
Nah I’m legend


