💬│english-chat

[sour star]

and im impatient

[lilac sierra]

Digital burst is usually 4-4.2k

It’s at 3k rn

[lunar monolith]

Yes but global is safer

[proud silo]

Guys go competitive 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[proven summit]

ima get it

[sour star]

f that

[lunar monolith]

They said global will catch-up fast to the Chinese version

[sour star]

if i was still in china i could whale

[lilac sierra]

Send a ss when you do 💪🏽

[proven summit]

its at 2888

[lunar monolith]

Where are u now?

[rich crow]

Bro's capable of selling his private information for getting zzz updates faster

[sour star]

my fam is very well off in china

[lilac sierra]

Snipe it 😏

[sour star]

but i live abroad

so no big money

[lunar monolith]

And how would u whale in China?

[rich crow]

True gamer fanatism +respect

[lunar monolith]

I don't think it's that cheap

[sour star]

my fam is well off

[lunar monolith]

How does that make a difference if u lived in Germany

[lilac sierra]

[magic atlas]

Yo

[rich crow]

😱

[magic atlas]

Hi

[lilac sierra]

Hello friend

[sour star]

lets just say im getting lots of support from china living in AT

[magic atlas]

Everything good ?

[rich crow]

Athens

[sour star]

but i do think its more peaceful and quiet here

[lilac sierra]

Yes how about yourself?

[magic atlas]

Yes very great

Bye

[lilac sierra]

That’s good to hear

Bye bye now

[lunar monolith]

+100 social credit

[sour star]

pretty sure im the only idiot in the entire family

[sour star]

[lilac sierra]

-100000 credit score

[lunar monolith]

Where do u live exactly now? Taiwan?

[lilac sierra]

[sour star]

AT?

AUT

[lunar monolith]

Wait what's AT

[sour star]

austria

[lilac sierra]

Australia

[rich crow]

Australia

[lilac sierra]

😳

[lunar monolith]

Oh Austria 🇦🇹

[rich crow]

Bro's living in the land down under

[sour star]

thats somewhere completely diff bro

get yo geography up

[lunar monolith]

Servus brudi

[lilac sierra]

Hey calm down little bro

[sour star]

otherwise id be writing the other way around

[sharp wyvern]

Any new promocodes guys?

[sour star]

fact check yo balls big bro

[magic atlas]

Yes

[lilac sierra]

[lunar monolith]

I never knew Austria was easy on immigration tbh

[magic atlas]

Ligma6996

[sharp wyvern]

Whats it

[magic atlas]

Promocode ligma6996

[sharp wyvern]

Oh cmon bro

[lunar monolith]

I wanted to apply for medschool in austria but the requirements were so crazy man

[sour star]

i came here legally

[lilac sierra]

😭

[lunar monolith]

So I sticked to Switzerland

[sour star]

or i just dont get the term immigration

[magic atlas]

Sorry had to let some cringe out

[lilac sierra]

Are you illegal

[sharp wyvern]

I just need promocodes mby they giving knife for hours idk

[sour star]

so lieber sportsfreund how is it there

[sour star]

actually in austria im legal

age of consent here is 14

[lilac sierra]

BRO WHAT

💀

[lunar monolith]

Well everything is crazy expensive

[lilac sierra]

Ur lyin right

[rich crow]

😵‍💫

[sour star]

[lunar monolith]

And getting ur specialty isn't really that easy here

[sour star]

no

[lilac sierra]

That sentence alone sounds illegal 😭

wtf

[sour star]

selling ur body is illegal

but u can sleep w 20yos

at 14

[summer tide]

wtf ???

who selling thir body

[sour star]

🗿

[lilac sierra]

Thats what you do with your spare time huh?

[summer tide]

ts not good at all 😭

[sharp wyvern]

Nah he aint in my country is also like that it just we dont have rules and kids smoke since 9💀

[sour star]

where u think allat so2 money from? /j

[lunar monolith]

U need to apply for 3 kinds of hospitals, 2 years in an A1, 1 year in a B, and 1 year in a C hospital for cardiology, and that will take me around 10 years or so

[lilac sierra]

😭

wtf bruh

[sharp wyvern]

Ong

[sour star]

lol?

[lunar monolith]

Switzerland sucks for doctors but when u make it u become ultra rich

[lilac sierra]

😳😳😳 u right u right

[summer tide]

where tf u from

[sharp wyvern]

Albania

[summer tide]

😭

makes sense

[rich crow]

😢

[sour star]

not surprised

[sharp wyvern]

True

[lunar monolith]

Those are the requirements for u to be able to practice medicine

[lilac sierra]

You meet Andrew Tate yet or what?

[noble dagger]

[sharp wyvern]

Sht country yk

[sour star]

thats crazy

[lunar monolith]

And it's insane but still easier than Austria I would say

[sour star]

in austria im pretty sure u just need a matura

[sharp wyvern]

U kill sm and y never be found who did

[sharp wyvern]

Nah never came

[sour star]

ot matura

but like

[lilac sierra]

Rip

[lunar monolith]

No not talking about general medicine

[sour star]

the diploma thingy or whatever its called

[lilac sierra]

Diplomatic

[lunar monolith]

I'm a cardiologist

[lilac sierra]

[sour star]

u do cardio?

u losing them gains?!?!?

[lunar monolith]

No that kills gains

[sour star]

or do u do them after?

[lilac sierra]

Weed legal over there?

[sour star]

errrm aktshually they dont ef u do zem aftzer your wourkouth

[lunar monolith]

It's legal in Germany

[sour star]

no

[lilac sierra]

Damn fr?

[lilac sierra]

Wack

[sour star]

any kinda drug is illegal except alcohol and cigarettes

[lunar monolith]

[lilac sierra]

Makes sense

[lunar monolith]

Yes it's been legalized like a year ago

[lilac sierra]

That’s insane

[lunar monolith]

U can smoke weed whenever u want where ever u like

[lilac sierra]

That’s tuff ngl

[sour star]

pretty sure thats only in certain bundesländer

[lilac sierra]

What about guns

[lunar monolith]

They won't charge u trust me

[sour star]

bro guns n knives r allowed in frankfurt😭 🤨

after 10pm

[lilac sierra]

💀

[sour star]

and before 6am

[lunar monolith]

Everyone caught wind of it and I see people smoking pipe every day

[lilac sierra]

Are you being serious?

Or are you joking

[sour star]

they got signs up saying no guns or knives before 10pm and after 6am

[sour star]

its an actual sign

😭

[lilac sierra]

wtf 😭

[sour star]

not sure if it was made as a joke but it looks legitimate

😭 😭 😭

[sour star]

well austrian laws differ

[lilac sierra]

Thats crazy asf

[sour star]

but still

[sour star]

its just the amount of crime thats been going on

in vienna the 10th and 2nd district aint safe either

theres a syrian 505group targeting chechnians

and robbing ppl

and theres just teenagers commitng crime

[lilac sierra]

Holy shi bruh😭

[sour star]

turning into london actually

stabbing

[lilac sierra]

Not the knifes

💀

[sour star]

and thats why the german and austrian rightists are slowly coming to power

imma not get into politics actually

BUT theyre lowering the age of going to prison to 12

pretty sure its already in effect

thats how bad it is

but i mean

im safe

[lilac sierra]

That’s actually insane dawg wtf

[sour star]

3rd district is peaceful

[lilac sierra]

Thank god

Wouldn’t want bro getting stabbed for his so2 inv

[sour star]

imo 3rd district is the most civilised, modern and regulated district

and thats why its so peaceful

[lilac sierra]

Thankfully it’s peaceful

[sour star]

😭 🙏

[fiery fable]

which knife is the best to buy for 600-700g, with the price going up

[sour star]

kunai

actually no

that knife sucks now apparently

[fiery fable]

yeah i need one that will be great profit

[wooden crown]

What do you call a blacj man with a basket

[languid trout]

Well

I think everyone is legend or elite

[sour star]

yeah

im at 1990 uncal mmr

[languid trout]

2550

For me

[sour star]

theres a bot on tg that calcs this

[languid trout]

And that's odd

With 2.32 kd

That's making it seem I look good

[sour star]

last szn u were?

[languid trout]

Well I'm. Good but not lilith level where I have 2kd in legend

[languid trout]

Master master

Both allies and comp

[sour star]

lilith is cherrypicking bro

[languid trout]

1.20 kd

[sour star]

he queues w pcs

[languid trout]

??

[sour star]

yeah

i played vs him b4

[languid trout]

He plays good tho

[sour star]

in s7 i think

[rich crow]

Bruhbania

[sour star]

maybe he got better

but in s7 he was still a shotgun warrior

abusing shotgun on dune

[languid trout]

Especially allies

[sour star]

yeah i mean luke

like

just spamming an op shotgun isnt really skill

if he actually went against the players i go against

shotguns dont work

[languid trout]

They do

His gamesense is carrying him

Nothing else

His aim is ok

[eager spoke]

Yes it is, you have to time it so that when the enemy appears on the crosshairs you tap the shoot button

[languid trout]

His reaction speed is good

[eager spoke]

[languid trout]

And everything else is decent

[sour star]

copium DELUXE

Like DELUXE

[languid trout]

Only aside game sense which is top level

[rich crow]

🦤

[sour star]

...

not sure about that

[eager spoke]

And you need to make sure you’re not across the map

[languid trout]

Check his videos

[eager spoke]

Meaning you need to be able to manage your positioning well

[sour star]

he plays against rangers in those or boosting masters

[sour star]

you dont, in s7

[languid trout]

Nope:/

[sour star]

well from what ive seen yes

[languid trout]

He plays against 2kd elites

Or legends

[sour star]

extreme doubt bro

[languid trout]

😄 check his last matches before season 9

[sour star]

cuz if he actually did

[languid trout]

Check if you dont believe

[sour star]

he wouldve beaten me the last time played vs him

[eager spoke]

Oh yeah well the giant pulsating mass on my head thinks otherwise

[pale quail]

whats his id

[languid trout]

88888887

[sour star]

the mass of fat

[eager spoke]

No it’s a tumor please be nice to him

[sour star]

oh hello tumor

[rich crow]

🦤

[eager spoke]

I have terminal brain cancer

[rich crow]

😢

[sour star]

gg

no wonder u mute

whens the funeral

[rich crow]

Uhmmm

[eager spoke]

6 minutes

[sour star]

send me an invite

[rich crow]

I want gold because I want to get the hardest skins in the game

[eager spoke]

No

[sour star]

so i can laugh at yo dum

[eager spoke]

It’s a private funeral

[sour star]

dum

[rich crow]

I will be widowed....

[sour star]

"whoever dies first is homosexual"

[rich crow]

🦴

[eager spoke]

Isn’t widowed like you have kids

[rich crow]

Wanna have some?

[sour star]

i dont think so

widowing is just when husband dies

[rich crow]

🐇

[sour star]

no?

[eager spoke]

Like you are a widow if your spouse dies while you have babies

[sour star]

huh. ok

[rich crow]

Widowing is when your partner dies

Uhhh

Idek atp

[sour star]

no children

just dying when married

according to google

[eager spoke]

No keya and jane is right

Just when spouse dies

[rich crow]

!!

[sour star]

sofa agrees

i did

[fiery fable]

guys what's price of akr12 roar before update?

[rich crow]

$3100

[sour star]

u gon die?

[fiery fable]

roar

[sour star]

what a beta

[rich crow]

🐅

[rich crow]

I last like 30 minutes bro

[sour star]

hehehehehehehhejxkfjtnwocjtnes

[crystal cave]

In 🛏️ or like life, I mean ig both

[sour star]

who else would have such a pfp

and im pretty sure i didnt change it

since this noon

[plain pagoda]

lungaguliguligulii gwachaaa lingaguu linga gu

[sour star]

or morning

[sour star]

AAAAA salam aleikualeikumsalaaaaaa

[plain pagoda]

malekum salam

[sour star]

mami muente

[rich crow]

Idk

?

[plain pagoda]

bombombini gusini

[sour star]

i might just change my pfp again

and name

[plain pagoda]

chimpazini ananasini

[fiery fable]

guys what's price of akr12 roar before update?

[crystal cave]

We saw that bud

[rich crow]

[fiery fable]

skibidi sigma

[sour star]

@eager spoke finna glaze the new name imma use

[fiery fable]

fr man

[eager spoke]

Huh

[sour star]

hold on

@ginko

[rich crow]

Yogurt

[sour star]

@eager spoke

[rich crow]

🍆

[sour star]

💯

[rich crow]

@eager spoke

[eager spoke]

With the old renyan pfp too

[eager spoke]

🔥

[sour star]

i found it on pinterest

[eager spoke]

[sour star]

just lemme rest bro

[eager spoke]

I have his old steam ID and I put it into like steamid finder

[rich crow]

Pinterest pics quality is so ahh

[eager spoke]

And I just steal them as I go

[sour star]

pretty sure thats bash or whatever her name is from fgo

[sour star]

often, some r quite nice tho

[rich crow]

😋

[sour star]

keya being keya

[rich crow]

I get my pfps from sites like

Twitter

Pixiv

[sour star]

look for zumizumi1254

he makes crazy good artworks

[ocean torrent]

man the new rank system is so ez

[sour star]

its called repositioning

sm thats very important for awpers

[sour star]

yeah

[lilac sierra]

😭

[sour star]

too inflated

[ocean torrent]

iam alr mster like bruh

[lilac sierra]

Calm down

You are bronze 0

[sour star]

real

[ocean torrent]

go to photos

[sour star]

i got +25mmr from equal ranked enemy

[lilac sierra]

Hey hey calm down

[sour star]

and -25 from a lower rank

[lilac sierra]

Bro edited it 😭

[sour star]

and i lost 8-4

won 8-7

[lilac sierra]

Lmaooo

[ocean torrent]

damm

[lilac sierra]

I actually beat @sour star

[ocean torrent]

the new system is so random

[lilac sierra]

His real rank is grass 3*

[sour star]

oh no! i be exposed

[lilac sierra]

Very noice

[sour star]

very bad

[lilac sierra]

Loving the ranking system

I can finally be legend

[sour star]

ranks r wayy to inflated

my friend already got teiple legend

in 2 days

[lilac sierra]

Western USA

[sour star]

no u wont

ur plastic waste 1

[lilac sierra]

Your right

😔

[lilac sierra]

Stop don’t leak my real rank

😢

[sour star]

you leak mine, so its only fair i leak urs

[lilac sierra]

💪🏽

[sour star]

no

[lilac sierra]

[sour star]

he got legend in comp in like 10matches

legend in duels in 12

legend in allies is 13

tmrw again

might not tho

bc my friends already calibrated legend or so

[lilac sierra]

I pushed master in allies and duels

Wanna get our comp ranks tg?

[proud silo]

I'm pushing ranks Is anyone coming with me competitive ?
Rank: Phoenix

[lilac sierra]

I still gotta play 9 games

[sour star]

half

i dont actually

i on,y have bros

only

[lilac sierra]

I love eastern as well

My 2 best servers

[lilac sierra]

😭

Bet we can run it later if ur down

I’m boutta get food wit my girl

[sour star]

jk

[lilac sierra]

Carne fries boutta be bangin

[lilac sierra]

I’d hope so og 😭

😈

Oooooo

We be home making those

So fire

[eager spoke]

LOL

Bro what is that aspect ratio

Bro I scroll up a bit more @sour star and I see this random screenshot of a gold rank thing

[lilac sierra]

Fr 😭

[eager spoke]

Dawg why is it so stretched out

[sour star]

Aw hell no

[eager spoke]

His phone is about to sue Uber for not letting it onto the seat

[lilac sierra]

😭

[zenith trail]

I came to steal your children @sour star

[lilac sierra]

😳

You finna let that slide

@sour star

[sour star]

[nimble tiger]

Yo yall can someone give me some gold

[sour star]

Nuke launch initiated

Launching in:3

2

1

Nukes have been successfully deployed

[nimble tiger]

[sour star]

Destination:

• Mexico

[nimble tiger]

Fr?

[eager spoke]

Keya will perish

[sour star]

@zenith trail

[nimble tiger]

I can help you push rank

Netherlands

Or turkey

[zenith trail]

🐱

[nimble tiger]

I’m champion

[zenith trail]

Yeah uhh I just got muted

[lilac sierra]

Respect is legend little bro

[zenith trail]

Feeling like Ultron rn

[nimble tiger]

How do I know and (lil bro🥀🥀🥀)

[zenith trail]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger type ahh

[sour star]

hes 25

actualy unc

[nimble tiger]

Idgf

Just don’t call me lil bro

[lilac sierra]

Brooo shush 🤫

😭

[nimble tiger]

[sour star]

u r the lil one tho

theres no way ur 20+

[lilac sierra]

💀

[nimble tiger]

The person who thinks all the time

[lilac sierra]

[mental hollow]

ngl i feel like they made it easy to get a high rank to get more people hyped on playing

And spending money on the game

[lilac sierra]

Exactly get your ranks up while it lasts

That’s what I’m doing

I’m pushing triple legend then retiring

💀

[sour star]

no poop bruh

[nimble tiger]

Is that ur car

[sour star]

why u think they made a cap

[lilac sierra]

No bro that’s a picture off of some random guys page I found

[mental hollow]

i wanna push to master on comp but my teammates are succesfully making it impossible

[sour star]

@lilac sierra what gloves u got

[nimble tiger]

Ok

[lilac sierra]

None 😞

[mental hollow]

The game pairing me with bronzes that got gold 3 after Calibration 💔

[mental hollow]

Againts people who had Rangers since season 5 💔

[lilac sierra]

Nah I’m jus kidding it’s my car

Lmao

[nimble tiger]

Passat 🥵😍

[mental hollow]

✅🤑

[sour star]

i got paired vs rangers while being elite

[lilac sierra]

Come on yk me better than that, what combo do you want to see?

😭

[mental hollow]

Every game i played so far (Comp) was basicly 9v1

[nimble tiger]

put on black rims

[sour star]

champ + nest n living flames + nest

[nimble tiger]

put on black rims

[mental hollow]

3 games played, 3 losses

[nimble tiger]

Is gona look much better

[sour star]

eclipse r nice but i might not go for it

[mental hollow]

All i want in this season to be happy is triple master

1/3 done

[nimble tiger]

InshAllah

[mental hollow]

possibly the hardest one, unless i wont be able to find teammates to Play the rest

then ill have to struggle with randoms 😭

[lilac sierra]

Im still waiting on nest to go down

I was gonna buy it but ima wait tell its like 2k

[mental hollow]

i swear these people are like bots programmed to make your gaming experience a living hell

[sour star]

same but like i wanna see how it looks

[nimble tiger]

Are you from Balkan ?

[mental hollow]

im Polish

passats are common in Poland too

mine is 1.9 TDI

Was 90hp but is now 130

gonna make it 150 soon

that's like a fvck ton tho

Nah just automoded

for spamming emojis

Probably a hour mute lol

And yes i saw that message

POLSKA GUROM

[slate cove]

Nie mam muta

[slate cove]

Rel

Tylko mi usunęło

[mental hollow]

Im having fun in a 40hp car

So 370hp is a ton of fun

Im having amazing time with my passat's 130hp

and i was in heaven in my dad's e62

450hp diesel 🤑

absolute ROCKET

[pale quail]

finally hit ranger

[mental hollow]

And enough torque to change the direction the earth is spinning in

[wooden crown]

This new personal statistic rank feature is the biggest piece of bs i ever seen ur telling i'm hard carrying with 28 kills and 2 aces and i get 0 points for personal statistic 0

[mental hollow]

My friend got +60 or so points on the personal stats

And overall got 120mmr 💀

[wooden crown]

How tf

Is he bronze ir smth

[mental hollow]

nah

[wooden crown]

My bad should ve dropped a 40 kill with 10 Ces

Aces

[mental hollow]

He was playing on smurf tho

Holdon lemme pull out the stats

[sour star]

NAH

[mental hollow]

Look #📸│photos

[radiant ravine]

comp?

[hot hatch]

hi anyone to comp ?? am ranger rank

[mental hollow]

What was your rank before this season

[limpid yarrow]

hello im banned for no reason who help me?

[radiant ravine]

i was gold 2 then drop to sliver 4. cuz of bot teams

[hot hatch]

i came at the end of the season and was gold

[mental hollow]

120nmr is a absolutely mad

[mental hollow]

that's your rank then

The new season ranking system is broken

you would not stand a chance againts last season's ranger

[radiant ravine]

come play

[sour star]

theres no way an mvp equates to 10mmr

[radiant ravine]

i would

[mental hollow]

Am i talking about you tho 💔

[wooden crown]

Matchmaking so bad that i as a ranger player in the same lobby with silver and legend players at the same time

[sour star]

i was in calibration 3stars 10-7 win and topfrag w best stats

[hot hatch]

well as u know i said i came at the near end of the season that's why

[sour star]

and i only got like 71 mmr

[mental hollow]

This new system is so broken its crazy

[sour star]

thats calibration btw

im still not calibrated

and calibration should give crazy mmr

like 100per win

[mental hollow]

Sad becasue i was on my way to reach master before the season 9, now my master looks hilariously pathetic

[hot hatch]

nope

[sour star]

yes

[mental hollow]

Yes

[sour star]

10-5 is 100mmr

[hot hatch]

my max was 41 out of a 10- 2 game

[sour star]

in calibration

[hot hatch]

hell nah

[mental hollow]

Yep

[hot hatch]

oh okay

[sour star]

yes it is

in calibration a 10-5 is 100mmr

[hot hatch]

i had gold 4 with 7/10 games

[mental hollow]

I went from silver 3 on smurf to champion 21 mmr from master on allies

[hot hatch]

after it no

[sour star]

i had 10-7 3stars

[hot hatch]

before yes

[sour star]

71mmr

i had 7-3 and got champ

[mental hollow]

7 wins 3 loses

[sour star]

and i was g3 last szn

others got master

or elite

while being g3

[mental hollow]

If i didnt loose one match or got better score on one of wins, def master

[sour star]

w less mmr than me

same w/l

[mental hollow]

from S3 to master

in 10 matches

Do you know how insane that is?

[sour star]

complete bs bro

[mental hollow]

I didnt even had to try becasue the game paired me with people who also had silver last season

[noble dagger]

[mental hollow]

I was g2 on allies on main

Got Phoenix after calibration

was s3 on smurf, got champion

[limpid yarrow]

how i open my account ban im banned for no reason? any answer?

[sour star]

n freund von mir kann glaub ich pc schicken

[sour star]

you sure there was no reason stated?

[mental hollow]

i Hope the ranks will stabilize themselfs after some timez bronzes will fall to bronze, silvers to silver and you get the idea

[eager spoke]

Time to get my t side loadout done

[mental hollow]

All my friends i helped to get to gold from bronze are already falling back, i really Hope that's the case for the rest of people

[sour star]

wy going for?

[sour star]

i hope not

i wanna get freelo

[mental hollow]

get free elo before they stabilize

[eager spoke]

Porpel

[mental hollow]

If everyone Has a high rank, nobody Has a high rank

[limpid yarrow]

my main account is legend and I forgot its password and I couldn't login, so I opened a new account and played it like crazy and I think I got banned because the opposing team constantly reported and took a record and sent it to support

[sour star]

retro+nest?

[mental hollow]

You get what i mean

[eager spoke]

Yeah most likely

[sour star]

what skins

and isnt ur ct already prouple

[eager spoke]

Genesis ak and awp most likely

[sour star]

interesting.

[eager spoke]

No it’s more pinkish and light blue

[limpid yarrow]

yes

[sour star]

looks kinds purple to me the punk gloves

[limpid yarrow]

Do you think they'll unban me?

[sour star]

theyre like purple blue

not pink at all

[sour star]

i doubt that

[eager spoke]

I’m just like

I think I’m colorblind

[sour star]

prolly

[eager spoke]

Cuz it looks pink to me

[limpid yarrow]

I just lost my main account and they banned me for playing well, it's really ridiculous

[sour star]

i mean yeah

[eager spoke]

Bit you can see the skins I have in the ss I sent it’s majority pink and light blue

[sour star]

but id consider it purple

[eager spoke]

Okay fine

T side will be violet then

[sour star]

basically the same thing

[eager spoke]

“The arrow points to your name”

I know

[sour star]

i gueeeessss the gloves look pruple

[sour star]

the fact u being female makes it even better

lowkey overrated

[eager spoke]

Me buying the battlepass despite knowing full well I’m not gonna complete it

[sour star]

brodie those skins are doodoo

u buying the madels?

yeah, i sold those like 3 diff times

or 4

cuz they get boring

u need some clean stuff

[eager spoke]

No

Actually

[proven summit]

bro on my placement matches

[eager spoke]

Maybe

[wooden crown]

I just did smth so petty but i'm also happy

[proven summit]

i versed 2 masters 3 times in a row

i had 7 wins 0 losses

[sour star]

they doodoo

check

[proven summit]

ended with 7 wins 3 losses

wtf

[wooden crown]

My team was hella trash we were obv gonna lose so i just followed them and shot them with guns to mark their positions to troll and anger them abd they jicked so i avoided losing points

200 iq

[zenith trail]

Meh 5/10

[eager spoke]

Anything to boost my credibility so people stop thinking I’m using a skin changer

[sour star]

theyre gonna think even more

[eager spoke]

How

[sour star]

you can get those medals w cheats

[zenith trail]

Sofi

[eager spoke]

Bro

There’s no way dawg

[zenith trail]

You shouldn't care about what people say

[sour star]

before they only showed on leaderboard

[zenith trail]

[sour star]

now they show on profile too

if u check a cheaters profilt

profile

[eager spoke]

Gg

[sour star]

they can have crazy medals

which are fake

[zenith trail]

Just tell em

[proven summit]

can you wven get banned from hacking

[zenith trail]

You work for axlebolt

[zenith trail]

Yeees

[sour star]

yes

[eager spoke]

[sour star]

only when going full blatant

[zenith trail]

What would make you think otherwise????@??

[sour star]

and getting recorded while blatant

[proven summit]

ive versed like 3 and they still play to this day

[eager spoke]

Why do you have a third alt

[proven summit]

6 kd

[sour star]

kd bug

[zenith trail]

Because they muted @rich crow

[eager spoke]

[proven summit]

also theres a bug

[zenith trail]

I have a gif of that same minion but it's painted black

Niggnion

[eager spoke]

Why

[zenith trail]

Idk

[proven summit]

where if u dont die and u dont place defuser on allies and u respawn u get no money next round

[zenith trail]

I have it there on my gallery since

2 years ago

[sour star]

i think im also going for the retros and nest

looks the cleanest

and colorful too

[rich crow]

Why am I not getting any points for "personal statistics" and "difference in round"?

[zenith trail]

Go for living flame and nest

Ooga booga

[sour star]

i havent seen it yet

aight

[proven summit]

me neither

[sour star]

imma sleep

o7

[zenith trail]

I imagined it bro

[rich crow]

Bug?

[zenith trail]

Trust me

It looks cool

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rich crow]

Getting nothing from acing multiple rounds is diabolical

[eager spoke]

I already got mine

[sour star]

slide me 2k so i can prebuy retros

aight

[robust fern]

Getting coins and then buying a box to get a common worth not more than 0.03 is like getting butt plugs except they're sharp

[sour star]

o7 once again

[eager spoke]

no

gutnaght

[winged warren]

Crazy

[zenith trail]

Hi

[winged warren]

U ain’t gon get shiii🔥

[zenith trail]

No

Sell them

Wait

Buy

[robust fern]

Mannnn I need those

[zenith trail]

And then hold

You'll make like 8 gold profit

[eager spoke]

you got this

easy red

you just gotta open it right

[devout bobcat]

What a great way to start my morning

[zenith trail]

Getting 800 gold by waiting a year to sell 100 boxes

Doesn't sound that bad

[lilac sierra]

Or spend thousands

💪🏽🤫😈

😭

Jk I’m broke

I don’t either

😔

W

YOOO

WTF

[bleak sinew]

[warm moat]

I dropped a nuke

Tactical nuke

Yh fo sho

[devout bobcat]

You just obliterated half of the population 🦕

[river pumice]

bro bought another 10k to invest

😭

[lilac sierra]

Shhhhh

Yall ruining my method

[river pumice]

empire 🤓

[lilac sierra]

Can’t tell yall shi

😭😭😭

Nah

Only 2k

[lilac sierra]

You bought m9 dark shiver

Don’t talk

😭

Same bro

Wish I had money

😭

[river pumice]

that’s nothing compared to u

[lilac sierra]

Ik

Your richer than me

[river pumice]

no

send me gold when pookie

[lilac sierra]

You have 500k in 2019 packs sitting in your account

You showed me

Chat ask him for gold

He’s loaded

[river pumice]

u literally have 30 gold skulls

and 50 punishers

[lilac sierra]

💀

Imagine

[dry sigil]

Mm...

[river pumice]

nah but when send me sum G fr 🤭

[dry sigil]

Close to Heaven...

[lilac sierra]

Ima do a fat giveaway soon

For chat

Lemme make profit first

[river pumice]

for me**

[valid owl]

can sm1 give me gold I'm darn poor

[wooden crown]

Alr just send me the bank details and i'll ship it over

[valid owl]

my ID?

[wooden crown]

I meant ur credit card information or ur families

But this was meant as a joke

Obs

Bad example chat

Dont try this at home

Or anywhere if ur wondering

[valid owl]

xd but can u give me some like 5 or 6

[wooden crown]

How can i do that

[zealous jasper]

Hello

[wooden crown]

If there is a way i'll do it

[neat mango]

The new mmr system is broken?

Always -30
0 match difference
0 personal

10-9 they got me -30

[radiant ravine]

comp?

[neat mango]

Yes

[neat mango]

And i have 21 kill

[hidden geyser]

huhm,

I'm using Xiaomi to play

I had to turn on and off battery saving, to had 120

Now i do it

And It doesn't work

How do i fix it..

My 120 fps works for every Game except so2

(

[river pumice]

i’ve seen someone getting 120 MMR on 10-2

[neat mango]

I saw him also

Its broken i swear

There is something not correct

[nimble tiger]

Let’s go me timeout gone

[neat mango]

Ive got -30 -30 -30 bc of bad teammates but im the top of the leader

And they give me
-30
0
0

like this

[river pumice]

I have 2 KD and 2W3L

🔥

[neat mango]

I was phoenix but droped to gold 4 bc of that

So i stopped playing

[short lodge]

I need one more placement

[river pumice]

I need 5 more and I don’t even wanna solo q 💀

[short lodge]

Lost one due my teammates brain cells being so low

[nimble tiger]

You can buy his skin for more gold

[short lodge]

I'm 7-2 rn

[river pumice]

I’m 2-3

[nimble tiger]

Bruh I’m master in allies and I’m gold in comp cuz me randoms is shyd

[short lodge]

Rip

[river pumice]

bc ‘mentally challenged’ easy difficulty bot teammates

[short lodge]

Ikr

[neat mango]

Like the players in my team buy weapon without an armor
And dont play eco round
They but if they had 300

And plant and rush to the opponent

[errant basalt]

Next person to say something, I’m gonna eya

[neat mango]

And let me play 1v4

[zenith steppe]

Kk

[neat mango]

And if i die they say bot

[errant basalt]

Lucky lucky fella

[neat mango]

And in ct side

[river pumice]

they kinda ruined T side economy by making ak more expensive

[neat mango]

Rush to the opponent

And die

And let me play 1v5

They do nothing

[river pumice]

they literally rush and die then enemies come from everywhere

[neat mango]

Just giving the opponent weapons

[river pumice]

and T side they don’t rush

[neat mango]

Yeah

[river pumice]

💀

[neat mango]

I swear to god that is happening with me

[neat mango]

Fr
They type
Dont rush hold

[river pumice]

gold is the new silver

[neat mango]

Wth are you holding

And when you plant

Why tf you just rushing

[river pumice]

they rush when it’s time to hold and hold when it’s time to rush

[neat mango]

Fr
I played the 10 games they gave me 1390 mmr

[river pumice]

like trying to find last guy then die and give free weapon

💀

[neat mango]

I won the round after this got to pheonix

And then lost 90

[neat mango]

They let you fight everyone

And when you day they curse you

[river pumice]

when on T side

NOBODY rush

[neat mango]

Or sometimes they go all to on site

[river pumice]

then I have to rush and get traded.

and my teammates have cancer aim

but cancer actually kills

[neat mango]

Or if 4 in A 1 In B
He give the b to opponent and go to A

[calm edge]

Can someone please donate a Standoff account? I lost mine because I changed my cell phone

[river pumice]

js make a new one

[neat mango]

Mine sometimes rush

[river pumice]

lol

[neat mango]

They hold when they get close to the site

And after planting
They rush to the opposite site

[river pumice]

they js fudging stay in aparts

[neat mango]

Make new one

Check server rule
NO BEGGING

[neat mango]

Or house

[calm edge]

Please give me mn it will take a long time for me to get the weapons please

[neat mango]

Bro no begging in this server

Read the rules plz

[neat mango]

#📖│server-rules

[river pumice]

well get grinding bud

[calm edge]

look at your private please

Eu sou Brasil

[wooden summit]

Guys

Why is everyone that i go against is bronze and in allies they're Phoenix+?

Bronze in comp btw

Is there a glitch or what

[hollow quail]

Stand off 2 is messed up

[wooden summit]

Is there a glitch?

[hollow quail]

Not a but many

In duals i am facing only russians who have like 200+ pings and they are killing mew through cover and without even looking towards me and in a flinch

They are yapping and cursing

They are everywhere

[paper scarab]

Hey guys

I need help

[charred delta]

AND HE'S ADORABLE

[unkempt ruin]

Hi

[paper scarab]

I can't find any option to buy starter pass

[charred delta]

Wait, wrong server

[paper scarab]

From where i can buy that any new specific method etc?

[paper scarab]

Wdym

[charred delta]

Ohhhhhhh, that's why my first message got deleted

[charred delta]

Forgor I went here before passing out last night

[paper scarab]

Yeah i saw smth and then it disappeared

[short lodge]

🛌🏻

[charred delta]

Thought I was in the pokemon server lmao

[paper scarab]

Lol

[charred delta]

Also why I was confused

anyways, while I'm here

[paper scarab]

Alright yk what i am asking about?

[charred delta]

Hol on

[paper scarab]

Sure

[charred delta]

No idea

[unkempt ruin]

[short lodge]

Ahhhh

[paper scarab]

Aha thanks for concerning

[charred delta]

How tf am I supposed to use the kuzis tho?

[charred delta]

Np 👌

[short lodge]

Mot the gold

Not

[paper scarab]

Hey buddy

[charred delta]

Like what do the kuzis excel at?

[lethal sentinel]

Yp luna

What's your rank

On allies

[paper scarab]

Hey

Can you help me?

[short lodge]

I didn't play allies yet

I played duels and comp

[lethal sentinel]

What's your rank past season on allie

?

[lethal sentinel]

Rank?

[short lodge]

I think it was ranger if im not worng

[lethal sentinel]

wanna play together because i can't communicate with russian bots

[wooden summit]

Go to #📸│photos is that W progress chat?

[paper scarab]

I am new at this game so rn i just started but i need help in buying starter pass

[lethal sentinel]

If you see my match history

How many rounds i did solo ...

[lethal sentinel]

I'll reach legend and then

It'll help u

[wooden summit]

Check progress in #📸│photos please:)

[paper scarab]

Lol why tho

[lethal sentinel]

I did see it g

Niceee

Man i hope every game to play with rangers or champions

[river pumice]

help me reach legend fr

[unkempt ruin]

[lethal sentinel]

I handle them for fun

when i play with randoms

and i have enemies about the same rank

it's 70%

Chance to win

-60%

[lethal sentinel]

wanna play allies

[wooden summit]

Bro being a smartahh

[lethal sentinel]

Am playing at my main at the moment

Grinding

Points

[wooden summit]

I just finished playing

[lethal sentinel]

Agh come on man

@wooden summit ...