💬│english-chat

[river pumice]

market is dying rn

[leaden yacht]

I guess in 2 months they will regain their value (if the game doesnt flop)

[uncut osprey]

Guys can someone tell me what dynasty crate is? Saw it somewhere on the internet

[leaden yacht]

Its in the game go check for urself

[river pumice]

useless

[candid shore]

that's fcked up

[uncut osprey]

I did there's nothing suggesting it. I am not stupid enough not to do that

Just tell me dude

[leaden yacht]

???

You go to guns

And go to shop

[river pumice]

literally in the shop??

[leaden yacht]

Obviously you didnt check hard enough

[river pumice]

if u can’t see go get some glasses

[uncut osprey]

HOLY IT'S OUTDATED

sorry

Hahahaha

I mean I was just curous

[river pumice]

bro hasn’t updated

😭

[uncut osprey]

Bro I have a pc

[river pumice]

ok emulator player

[uncut osprey]

Why would I play cs pocket edition

[uncut osprey]

I don't even play standoff

[river pumice]

yea then don’t play

👍

[uncut osprey]

Cs2 is better

[river pumice]

gotta play faceit

lol

[leaden yacht]

Ofc cs2 is better

Ppl play so2 cuz their pc is dog and cant handle it or they dont even have a pc

[sweet crest]

I play both

[leaden yacht]

I heard prem has less cheaters noe

[river pumice]

Vac net 3.0 isn’t rlly finished

still in beta

[leaden yacht]

Ik but

[ivory juniper]

Really?

[leaden yacht]

After the small updt they grinded to 30k for that medal? I forgot and stopped at that

[ivory juniper]

I was 16000 elo and there were so many cheaters

[river pumice]

me when 5k elo

[ivory juniper]

Someone give me a knife glove combo for 4k gold

[wooden summit]

Any thoughts in #📸│photos

[river pumice]

what req

[lunar chasm]

touch

[river pumice]

teammate fault

[ivory juniper]

?

[river pumice]

like

[ivory juniper]

Wdym req

[river pumice]

any specific knife u want

n stuff

[ivory juniper]

Nah

[wooden summit]

I kinda feel like it's my fault too uk

Yk

I wasn't good enough

[ivory juniper]

Maybe shatter gloves

[river pumice]

cold flame knives or starfall butter would look good

[ivory juniper]

Eh i dont like starfall

[uncut osprey]

I play premier

[ivory juniper]

I had it

[river pumice]

maybe not cold flame wait

[uncut osprey]

Finna buy a knife too

[austere blaze]

Anyone gift me a skins plss

[river pumice]

@ivory juniper try dark shiver

[uncut osprey]

Lmao

[ivory juniper]

Buy karambit case hardened 367

[river pumice]

or flip knife vortex

[ivory juniper]

What knife type is is

[uncut osprey]

Nah buttplugs bright water

[austere blaze]

I need butterfly knife

[uncut osprey]

Something I can afford

[river pumice]

stiletto and m9

m9 is cheaper now

[ivory juniper]

Very cheap

[river pumice]

usually its 4k gold

now 2.7

[sour star]

@river pumice u got living flames?

[austere blaze]

[frosty steppe]

Nice game, cannot enter again

[austere blaze]

[river pumice]

nah I don’t

I got phoenix

[frosty steppe]

Devs do anything but not let their player base spend money on their game

[austere blaze]

#🙏│welcome

[rich crow]

Hi

[sour star]

[sour star]

i can get in no probs

[river pumice]

don’t expect me to own expensive gloves out of nowhere 😭

[frosty steppe]

I attempted to enter three times

[river pumice]

did u update game

[austere blaze]

Guys

[frosty steppe]

Yes, I’m using the latest version

I was able to enter yesterday

[austere blaze]

Update is out?

[river pumice]

try to log in again, if it still doesn’t work then reinstall it

[river pumice]

out like 2 days ago

[frosty steppe]

I’m not going to reinstall it bruh

[river pumice]

do u wanna log into the game then

or try restarting ur phone ig

[sour star]

i didnt have any issues since yesterday

[river pumice]

servers def not down rn

[short lodge]

Uh huh

[sour star]

just cleanly got master in 1v1

cant show off bc booster role>

xddd

[river pumice]

me with 2W3L in comp:

[sour star]

i have 4w 1l

in comp

[river pumice]

2KD:

😭

[magic atlas]

Will the empire box drop in price ?

[river pumice]

3 should be bottom

[sour star]

no

[warm moat]

Teleporting on 50 ping

[sour star]

only rise

[warm moat]

Is crazy

[river pumice]

average so2 server

[warm moat]

Barely had the will to play and even that is lost now

Time to actually uninstall ts

[river pumice]

bluffing

[warm moat]

Nah fr

Uninstalling rn

[river pumice]

lies

[warm moat]

Done

[river pumice]

bait used to be believable

[warm moat]

I mean sure it aint profiting u or me by lying xd

[sour star]

@river pumice ik it might look better but im better off going cheaper and buy better skins

[magic atlas]

I have 62 empire box is that good

[warm moat]

Open them all

[river pumice]

it’s like 500G difference

[sour star]

yeah but 500g can buy me some decent stuff

[river pumice]

can’t even get ak genesis

💔

[short lodge]

So wha

[river pumice]

gloves > skins

[sour star]

it wont even look good w living flames anyways

[river pumice]

🔥

[sour star]

imma nap fast so i can have energy for more ranked

[river pumice]

would look good with retro

[hoary wing]

Hello

[magic atlas]

How much will empire box cost next season?

[short lodge]

Gn poookie

[scenic tapir]

@ 100 followers i will spin thew wheel to hand out 250 gold on my twitch

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1354469203016417464

[bleak sinew]

w

[hoary wing]

Can someone tell me what is with this account?

[candid shore]

it depends

[river pumice]

@sour star ur getting nest already?

[candid shore]

could be double

[magic atlas]

A guy here told me it will be around 10g

[candid shore]

in 1year

yes

[magic atlas]

Bruh

[river pumice]

prob atleast a year

[candid shore]

yeah it sucks

[river pumice]

supply is overwhelmed

[magic atlas]

What about next season

[river pumice]

400k copies on market

[river pumice]

maybe 5-6

[magic atlas]

Ok thanks

[candid shore]

i got 300 boxes rotting in my inv

[river pumice]

not even gonna buy more to hold lol

waste of gold and time

[candid shore]

this is no instant profit

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[candid shore]

gotta age the boxes like wine

[river pumice]

not gonna be that good anyway

prob worse than sharp

[magic atlas]

I’ll probably stop playing the game like i always do and come back after a year

[candid shore]

only time can tell

[hoary wing]

Can someone tell me if standoff message you on the game mail when you are going to get banned?

[river pumice]

scam

they try to steal ur gold or acc

[magic atlas]

I hate this game anyway

[candid shore]

lol

[hoary wing]

Understand

[river pumice]

if u actually get banned u can’t even log into game

lol

[candid shore]

yeah, the market made it sucks 100 times more

[hoary wing]

He says that I received too many raports for cheating

[magic atlas]

No game mechanics

[river pumice]

told u it’s a scam

[magic atlas]

People run and shoot

I hate this

[hoary wing]

His telegram is @Yanavkanav :))

[candid shore]

and that too

[candid shore]

what do u mean

[short lodge]

So wha

[bleak sinew]

.

[short lodge]

I'm I purpose to be still

And dead ?

[short lodge]

🎰

[bleak sinew]

[short lodge]

🦅

[magic atlas]

In csgo or any cs game that is like that you rely on you aim more so when you shoot you need to stop moving like in cs2 you have to counter strafe and its a skill based game because of that but standoff 2 is like noob friendly so when they freak out they shoot and run everywhere sometimes i die to a guy from far away and he’s running and shooting while i crouch to rely on my aim

[short lodge]

Skill issue

[magic atlas]

500k grids aim champ

[short lodge]

I didn't ask

[magic atlas]

I think you’re the one with skill issues

[short lodge]

Someone feelings got hurt

😭

[magic atlas]

Its okay im not attacking your noob friendly game

[short lodge]

Hes differently a new player

[river pumice]

u don’t rlly need to crouch+ u can strafe to shoot as well

[edgy jungle]

Man this game is weird. My rankless friend can't form a team with me at gold 2 because apparently the mmr difference is too large but he can be put in a team with a gold 1 player when he plays solo

[magic atlas]

But long range with ak

[river pumice]

unranked = 0 MMR

[magic atlas]

I love long range ak

[edgy jungle]

Nah it's not

[velvet idol]

Why? Haha

[river pumice]

u can’t queue rankless and ranked together, apparently

[urban ruin]

someone is playing tournament rank gold 1

[edgy jungle]

But when solo there can be ranked players in unranked matches

L system

[river pumice]

bc the game decided the teammates and opponents for u

[bleak sinew]

bruh

[river pumice]

for the system, unranked counts as 0 or negative MMR and there can’t be a 300 MMR difference

[round forge]

can anyone tell best red combo knife and gloves

[sharp basin]

reddit

[river pumice]

haunt/neuro gloves + blue blood/scratch ig

or kara claw

[edgy jungle]

Unranked can team with rank

I checked

The game system is just L

[river pumice]

don’t think it works, or unless both players r very near the same level, from what i’ve heard

[hexed igloo]

unranked is an invisible rank

[candid shore]

i got your point, random shots in so2 can get u killed easily

[edgy jungle]

Lv124 and lv225

[river pumice]

u wouldn’t even know what ur rank is lol

[edgy jungle]

Gold 1 and unranked

[river pumice]

I meant like ranks

not lvl

[magic atlas]

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

yeah that's what calibration is

[river pumice]

kinda useless ngl

[hexed igloo]

it calibrates based on your skill

[river pumice]

I mean the one in so2

[finite tide]

Wrong

[edgy jungle]

That's why I said if I'm gold 2 and can't be teamed with him, then how can gold 1 be there when matchmaking

That's why system is L

[river pumice]

be there with who

[edgy jungle]

Cuz his hidden mmr is way higher

[candid shore]

people be spending money only to lose more in the market

[river pumice]

u can def profit if u spending wisely lol

[edgy jungle]

@river pumice this

[candid shore]

well "wisely"

[edgy jungle]

He can't form team with gold 2 but he can be matched with gold 1

[river pumice]

when ur unranked, the system will put u in different ranks to see what urs limit

[edgy jungle]

So system is L

[river pumice]

like u could even get bronze lobbies or champion lobbies

while being unranked

[candid shore]

i spent 100$ on the vermilion collection only for it ot be 1k, 2k like wtf

[river pumice]

like me

[river pumice]

markets fault, also bundle knife is always a L

[edgy jungle]

I only got silver lobbies throughout the entire calibration

[river pumice]

take a look at nebula kara

[edgy jungle]

And I'm champion

System is just L

[river pumice]

depends on ur rating as well

[candid shore]

nah dude, the vermilion hate is SO forced

[river pumice]

I’m silver last season and I got gold lobbies

[candid shore]

the knife is pretty

[river pumice]

knife is pretty mid imo, didn’t buy

bought ak and deagle tho

[edgy jungle]

Silver and gold isn't that far

[river pumice]

there’s champion as well

[candid shore]

define not mid

[edgy jungle]

Matchmaking system is just L

[river pumice]

don’t like the gold blade

[plain pagoda]

fr fr

🥀

[river pumice]

they ‘fixed’ it, appreantly

by making it easier to rank up

[candid shore]

it's the reason why i bought the knife in the first place

[rich crow]

it is

[edgy jungle]

I got gold 2 even tho I carried

Calibration system is also L

[river pumice]

for certain people yes, but for me no

[pearl leaf]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/197826132

[river pumice]

what’s ur rating?

[rich crow]

i got master 8w 2 Loose

[finite tide]

It steals your IP prob

[hexed igloo]

matches won matters more in calibration, not sure why

[finite tide]

I got elite for that score

[river pumice]

me with 2W3L

[rich crow]

Ye but i was Last Season g3 on allies

[finite tide]

Oh I was gold 3 in comp

[candid shore]

it's for the commander pass

[river pumice]

I LOVE getting ‘mentally challenged’ easy difficulty bots as my teammates

[edgy jungle]

I got 6W 4L but 2 of those 4L got cancelled due to cheaters

[finite tide]

I don't think it works if they already had the game

[candid shore]

u need to invite newbies

[finite tide]

Ik

[river pumice]

I’m not that good at the game, so sometimes I can’t rlly carry even when I have 2KD

[candid shore]

or make extra accounts and play in them ur self

[edgy jungle]

Mmr?

[round forge]

1600g both

[river pumice]

KD

[candid shore]

i reached 66 in a month

[river pumice]

[round forge]

dont have too much gold

[edgy jungle]

1.23

[river pumice]

rebellion and fang haunt, ig then

[river pumice]

how many matches?

[bleak sinew]

i played 3 games and got calibrated bruh

[edgy jungle]

11 rn

[river pumice]

how many kills?

[hexed igloo]

if you didnt calibrate last season then you only need the remaining

[bleak sinew]

bruh

[edgy jungle]

128

[bleak sinew]

i havent played comp in 2 seasons

😭

thats messed up

[finite tide]

🤡🤡🤡

[river pumice]

decent, I got 86 kills in 5 matches

[bleak sinew]

?

[finite tide]

Wrong emoji

💀💀

[crystal cave]

Dang didn't know that

[edgy jungle]

I played solo, so it's hard to rely on luck

[river pumice]

when u gonna fix ur 1kbps wifi unc

[bleak sinew]

the randoms i get are so garbage

[river pumice]

solo q is hell.

[bleak sinew]

‼️

[finite tide]

Nah

It's not that bad

[river pumice]

can’t carry when it’s a 1v4/5

[crystal cave]

Ey i still won against masters so 🗣️🔥

[river pumice]

ok unc let’s get u back to bed

[finite tide]

Get good

[river pumice]

bro I’m s3 last season

what do u expect

[finite tide]

And?

I was gold3

[crystal cave]

He really needs to

[finite tide]

Almost same

[bleak sinew]

i did the whole comms officer thing for elite role and i still have not got it

[river pumice]

I don’t play ranked that often bc no teammates

[finite tide]

How do you do that

[edgy jungle]

I soloed to elite season 1, master season 7 and champion season 8 and I still think solo q is L

[crystal cave]

They take a lot of time to give you that

[echo field]

who want to join clan dm me

[river pumice]

I literally play the game everyday to improve

[bleak sinew]

bruh

[river pumice]

😭

[bleak sinew]

its litteraly a 5 second thing to do 😭

[echo field]

who want to join clan dm me ijust open the clan

[finite tide]

What servers for clan wars

[echo field]

ijust open

[hexed igloo]

Russia

[echo field]

i get player eu

[finite tide]

Poland?

[crystal cave]

Good boy, now play comp. You're NOT improving in defuse.

[echo field]

yea

[river pumice]

5 matches in and 2KD, I’m not that bad, just need better teammates ngl

[echo field]

if you want

you can come

[finite tide]

Sure

Is my rank ok tho

[river pumice]

bro I’m not solo queuing nor queuing with ur 1kbps ahh

[echo field]

come dm

[crystal cave]

No, get master atleast tbh

[finite tide]

This is duel

[crystal cave]

You can't, mmr difference too big 💀

[edgy jungle]

Solo master go go go

[river pumice]

unc left me to die in g1 allies

💀

[peak dirge]

wsg chat

[crystal cave]

😋

[crystal cave]

Sup bluff

[river pumice]

[crystal cave]

Keys

[peak dirge]

hey

[peak dirge]

hru*

[river pumice]

unc just woke up don’t mind him

[crystal cave]

As segsy as ever, and I'd ask you how you were but you look pretty cute already 😼

[scenic tapir]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1354469203016417464 250 gold giveaway @ 100 followers

[vestal sun]

Man wht r there stupid film scripts

Like why order a pizza when u dont have the money to pay for it

And then make stupid excuses tht "i can pay via other means"

Neega it says cash on delivery so there should be only cash and cash only

[finite tide]

How old is bro

[vestal sun]

Minor

[finite tide]

???

[vestal sun]

But not too minor

[finite tide]

So your either 0-17

[vestal sun]

On the edge of major

[river pumice]

do u aim train in polygon?

[crystal cave]

🤨

[finite tide]

What is polygon

[crystal cave]

Other means

Hmm

[river pumice]

training area

[finite tide]

Play tdm arms race

And custom lobby's for nades

[crystal cave]

Don't.

[quartz forge]

Nases?

Oh

[crystal cave]

Training is better for warmup

[finite tide]

I don't like it

[crystal cave]

Aim lab if you want higher difficulty

[river pumice]

the dummies don’t fight back

[finite tide]

It's bad if you use. Gyroscope honestly

You need to practice peeks so tdm is better

[gilded knoll]

Wsp

[finite tide]

Got you

[river pumice]

does jiggle peek even work lol

[crystal cave]

it's not much different in tdm 💀

[finite tide]

I mean prefires bro

[river pumice]

at least they fight back + train peeks

[finite tide]

Not jiggle peek

[velvet idol]

Dumb people are always going to make dumb decisions

[crystal cave]

Strafe don't jiggle

[crisp stump]

Hello Lg.

[neat hedge]

Hello guyz

[deft ivy]

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[river pumice]

hi panasonic

[neat hedge]

How can I sell my so2 account safely?

[finite tide]

You cant

[crisp stump]

I broke my arm today, barely typing with one hand.

[river pumice]

damn get well soon ❤️

[neat hedge]

Why?

[velvet idol]

A free market is a beautiful thing/opportunity for those who want to beter themselves. Rewards people for the right reasons. @candid shore

[crisp stump]

Thanks.

[crystal cave]

Trust me playing tdm is just a fake confidence booster, builds unhealthy habits. So training till you can get the highest scores

[river pumice]

hard to flick lol

[finite tide]

Cz unless it's your friend or smtnhg you just getting scammed

[neat hedge]

Yeah

[finite tide]

Hell nah

[crystal cave]

Exactly the point of learning and improving ☝️

[river pumice]

I can get like max in medium static

[velvet idol]

Did you see my post yesterday? Lol

[river pumice]

flicking is not rlly that useful

[neat hedge]

Do u know anyone who will buy my account

[river pumice]

preaiming and util better

[crisp stump]

I did not.

[crystal cave]

😭 there is tracking, Recoil control, movement+ shooting. And a lot to learn buddy

[scenic tapir]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1354469203016417464 anyone wanna play comp

[river pumice]

I can do those in tdm?

[velvet idol]

I thought that you might be making a joke based on the incident 🤣, I'll ping you in it

[finite tide]

Idk anyone who plays so2

[velvet idol]

@crisp stump

[crystal cave]

In tdm enemies run to you, so it's easier to get kills which leads to you NOT IMPROVING past a level

The difficulty bar is just not enough to improve

[river pumice]

wtf 💀

[river pumice]

I don’t rush them

they rush me and I kill

[velvet idol]

It was rough

[crystal cave]

Wild

[river pumice]

what did bro hit 😭

[crisp stump]

Dang. Hoping you get well soon.

[jaunty geode]

Hi

[crystal cave]

Do whatever silver 🥰

[river pumice]

ok unc

[velvet idol]

The metal corner piece inbetween 2 sheets of drywall

I literally bent the metal

[crystal cave]

You can't teach a fool the ways of a wise

[river pumice]

is there a pic? I don’t rlly understand

[wooden crown]

Why doesnt so2 aint got a italy server

[river pumice]

ask the devs

[crisp stump]

Butterfly knife Starfall is 1132 gold rn.

[river pumice]

sometimes I do aim training, but it’s boring compared to tdm

[crystal cave]

Those triangle thing?

[wooden crown]

F the devs g i dont remember ever having less than 150 ping

[river pumice]

use vpn

[runic thistle]

Would someone like to buy my awm I really need gold😊

[velvet idol]

Yes

[quartz forge]

I am good u from eu as well?

[crystal cave]

Ah I once had an incident with them but it was definitely not as bad as yours

💀

[gilded knoll]

Yo check out the clan dc server

[river pumice]

@velvet idol was it a wasp or just a bee

[velvet idol]

It flew out shortly after I left the room

[river pumice]

bees ain’t that hostile

u should run if its a wasp

[mint meadow]

Whos bronze in the new season i swr its impossible or sum

[neat hedge]

Anyone wanna buy a 1k gold worth account? Dm me

[quartz forge]

I am from as bro

[crystal cave]

Search metal corner bead

[gilded knoll]

Me too nice

[quartz forge]

I can come tho but idk

[river pumice]

lonlet showed me already

[quartz forge]

Which country?

[crystal cave]

Lol alr

[velvet idol]

It flew right at my head and I swung my hand trying to woosh it away

[crisp stump]

I wanna get a knife, but I don't got money to buy gold.

[river pumice]

I mean if u don’t move it will js leave

[mental hollow]

Its possible, but not after calibration, all the people who had bronze before, will eventually fall back down when most of people go thru calibration

[river pumice]

don’t provoke it and it doesn’t sting u

[velvet idol]

I didn't know what it was at first, saw it out of the corner of my eye

I just swung instinctually

[crystal cave]

Reminds me of my childhood time picking fight with a group of them

[river pumice]

bro wants to have beef with bees

[mental hollow]

pizza

still no role smh

[crisp stump]

I don't even feel my broken arm now.

[crystal cave]

The day I did pick them, they couldn't get my ahh. But once when I was playing out with my friend, they caught me lacking 💀

[river pumice]

cooked

[mental hollow]

Yeah the pain goes away after like 3 hours when you break your awm

[crystal cave]

Istg bro had grudge on me

[mental hollow]

yes awm 💀 i love my atocorrect

[river pumice]

breaking my awm 🗣️

[crystal cave]

Autocorrect*

[mental hollow]

Bros cracking them 360's 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[mental hollow]

i realized

[river pumice]

short barrel!

[crisp stump]

It doesn't for me, it's been 8h already, still hurts like it's pry open.

[mental hollow]

Oh shirt damn get well soon

[river pumice]

did u fall

[crystal cave]

Y'all does it ever happen that you get hurt BADLY but you don't feel it till you see it

☝️

[bleak sinew]

.

[wooden crown]

Thats not how a vpn works🤦

[crisp stump]

Thanks. When I try to lift it, I just feel the meat in the hand jiggling around.

[river pumice]

💀

[mental hollow]

gawd DAMN 😭

[river pumice]

don’t make me visualise it

PLS

[mental hollow]

Was your bone shattered or something

[crystal cave]

I feel a meat jiggling too.

[crisp stump]

yes, on a football match, was a goalkeeper and the tall goal fell on me.

[mental hollow]

Be mustve fell from the mount Everest if his hand is in that state 😭

[crisp stump]

No open cuts tho, hit my arm and head. Thank god there wasn't any scratches on the head.

[river pumice]

like the whole goal fell on u?

[crisp stump]

Yeah.

[river pumice]

damn

that thing should be like

hundreds of kilos

[velvet idol]

I actually don't feel any pain at all after breaking a bone

[crisp stump]

It is actually, my adrenaline probably hit me when it fell on me.

[velvet idol]

The adrenaline rush masks the pain

[mental hollow]

yeah, its no pain first moments and then when adrenaline wears away

It Hurts like hell

For like 3-4 hours

And then only Hurts if you try to move it

[crisp stump]

That's exactly what happened to me.

[crisp stump]

It hurts no matter what, I don't even move it rn and it still hurts like hell.

[river pumice]

yay got 30/30 in medium static

time to do harder

[velvet idol]

Whatever any of you do; do not injur your feet. The road to recovery is super long and most people don't ever recover fully

[short lodge]

Hm

[wooden crown]

It masks everything completely i had a motorcycle crash at around 230kmph after crashing i got up walked some baby steps then got unconscious woke up at the hospital

[mental hollow]

i somehow broke netatarsal bone a while ago, my dumbahh didnt know it was broken and went to school 2 days with it

[river pumice]

bro hard static is like impossible 💀

[crisp stump]

The goal probably weighs around 102 kilos when it fell on me. It was on me for like 20 seconds, it was on
my stomach and my right arm.

[velvet idol]

That's insane

[velvet idol]

Oof

[leaden yacht]

I am suprised that you survived a crash like that

[wooden crown]

Ye shattered ankle broken leg 2 ribs broke and all that damage even tho i was wearing full protective gear couldnt get out of bed for 4 months

And after getting out of bed also coukdnt walk for another 3 months

[velvet idol]

How is your ankle doing now?

[river pumice]

bro said hello to death and left

[leaden yacht]

Did you expect a full gear would protect you from that much kinetic energy skull

[crisp stump]

When I try to uncurl my fingers, I feel like I am dipping my fingers in molten lava.

[wooden crown]

Its somewhat i can walk but while running after a certain tempo its stars hurting

[velvet idol]

Dang

[wooden crown]

Nah but i was kistening to katy pery while it all went down🙏

[velvet idol]

Hopefully you make alot of progress on your recovery

[wooden crown]

Doctor said it should fix itself by time but we'll see

[mental hollow]

Bet bro was headbanging the while crashing 😭

[wooden crown]

The motorcycle was totaled if anyone was wondering

[mental hollow]

oh hell yeah i got my role

[wooden crown]

Thats not much of a suprise

[clear flame]

grats

I got my role too

[mental hollow]

Thanks

[mental hollow]

🤑🤑

[wooden crown]

The song was going crazy while having a near death experience

[velvet idol]

I'm going on 2 years now of recovering from a foot injury with 2 surgeries. I'm actually in the doctors office right now, waiting for the doctor to come in and tell me if I need to go in for a 3rd or attempt to keep making progress

[wooden crown]

Damn hope it all goes right

[velvet idol]

Me too

[compact sonnet]

,

[mental hollow]

You got it too

[ivory juniper]

Standoff chat turned into tragic incident chat

[clear flame]

everyone's elite all of a sudden

[wooden crown]

Drunk drivers fault🙋‍♂️

[mental hollow]

calibration made it super easy for people to rank up, after a while it will be back to normal

[ivory juniper]

Were u drunk when u crashed

[wooden crown]

Nah not me the car that crashed to me

[short lodge]

How i purpose know who is this to get my role 23461498

[ivory juniper]

Yall got crazy stories

[wooden crown]

Wish it was crazy good stories not bad ones

[velvet idol]

There was 2 bones in my feet that were joined together, I guess it's the sole reason for most people's flat feet. It's some kind of birth defect that's super common. I fractured the connection while falling down a ladder and have had pain in that area ever since. My recovery time for the pain going away has gotten alot better, but I can't walk or stand for more than an hour without severe pain.

[plain pagoda]

kell sids

[ivory juniper]

I broke part of my skull at 6 years old in a max speed atv crash

[short lodge]

Anyone knows this

[mental hollow]

Dm @silk moth

[short lodge]

Ye it told me to message that number 😭

[mental hollow]

Oh

put it in the "find friends" tab in game

[short lodge]

I did and I cant find them

[wooden crown]

Never heard of a thing like that before tbh

[wooden crown]

Max speed atv crash

[velvet idol]

It's a blessing in disguise but has alot of downsides. Have been able to focus more on working out my upper body and set myself up better financially, for longterm gains

[wooden crown]

Why was u on a atv at 6yo

[mental hollow]

23461498

Copy

This

[ivory juniper]

It was a hobby

[wooden crown]

Gotta look at it from the good side

[wooden crown]

6yo and having a hobby is crazy at 6yo i didnt even know that i was alive

[velvet idol]

Yeah it's not well documented, should be public knowledge so that people with flat foot know to avoid injury, but it's not for whatever reason

[mental hollow]

Lmfao rel

[wooden crown]

I was just eating and playing angry birds and geometry dash or smth😭🤦

[mental hollow]

Ong 😭🙏

[wooden crown]

I mean tbh even if it was well documented i doubt i would k ow i have 0 medical knowledge other than doing first aid

[velvet idol]

And if anyone here has flat feet, make sure to wear soles that provide extra support, otherwise that connection will naturally worsen over time. Alot of people end up having to get a fusion; which basically removes the ability to move your foot around almost entirely

[daring wadi]

Anyone got tut for 4:9?

[short lodge]

.

[velvet idol]

There's similar things that most people know about. Common birth defects that need taken care of early on. Small lower jaw and needing wisdom teeth removed. Lip ties delaying/impairing someone's ability to talk/eat properly

That need cut

The whole flat foot bone connection thing should be nurtured from a young age once diagnosed

[limber pasture]

Yo

[peak dirge]

wsg chat

[velvet idol]

It affects 25% of people

[short lodge]

Hola

[strange trout]

Hello everyone 🗣️

[short lodge]

Hmmm

[jaunty geode]

Nah

[slow sky]

One of my calibration matches got cancelled and from ranger 1587 i went to 1329 gold 4

[short lodge]

Dam

[mighty laurel]

Man my cousin's best friend scammed me

guys

how can I change the bronze

I am gold

[kind flame]

[kind flame]

id:customize

[mighty laurel]

LILITH

AYY

[short lodge]

🛌🏻

[mighty laurel]

@kind flame ty

[bleak sinew]

😭

[split token]

How does the new mmr work ?

[rich crow]

Who wanna play competitive 233916062 id

[rich crow]

Yo

U still playing?

Like free rn?

[split token]

Lets try

[brisk plaza]

@mental hollow u were like gold how come u master now 💔

[rich crow]

Yh

Come

Aighttttt

[mental hollow]

i was Phoenix on 1v1

Almost ranger

[brisk plaza]

oh ight

[mental hollow]

basicly every 1v1 match was a win

[brisk plaza]

when legendary

[mental hollow]

im gold 4 on allies 😭

I fell from Phoenix

[brisk plaza]

💔

im unranked

[mental hollow]

and i dont have a rank on Comp yet but if Standoff continues to select my teammates like that ill be bronze 1

[frozen orbit]

yo @bronze grove do i need to reclaim my roles?

[brisk plaza]

fr

[bronze grove]

Yes.

[lone tiger]

guys

how can i connect developers?

[plain pagoda]

bro can u stop rushing b mid with that smoke lineup

[rich crow]

Comee

[plain pagoda]

i am bored watching that

[silver ermine]

Y'all I just started today any tips and shi

[frozen orbit]

aight i made a ticket

[plain pagoda]

if your mental health is good , delete the game rn

[mental hollow]

m60 and rush the enemy (especaly if you are ct)

[kind flame]

ofc

[warm reef]

I've seen g2s with master on allies and duels

[silver ermine]

Thxx

[warm reef]

s8 g2s now s9 masters

[mental hollow]

no it was a joke 😭

[warm reef]

what is this rank economy

[mental hollow]

Dont EVER do that

[silver ermine]

I played cod for 4 years so it's not

[ember lantern]

I got bullied by m60

[warm reef]

silvers getting champ

[plain pagoda]

daymm

[silver ermine]

Tf am i supposed to do then

[plain pagoda]

mist have hurt

[mental hollow]

Calibration made it super easy to rank up, it will go back to normal soon

[warm reef]

yep

just gotta wait

[ember lantern]

Smoke + m60

[mental hollow]

You gotta predict where the enemy will be

[ember lantern]

🌚

[silver ermine]

Bet

[warm reef]

now everyone is high rank

[silver ermine]

Not me

[warm reef]

doesnt mean anything rn

[mental hollow]

i was on my way to master 1v1 anyway so it doesnt matter 🤑

[silver ermine]

Day 1 standoff gonna be so ahh

[ember lantern]

But np I got an ace against 2 golds

[plain pagoda]

since the rank system is so easy now

lets introduce new ranks with higher mmr

[mental hollow]

what you even gonna have after the legend

the better legend? 😭

[plain pagoda]

skibidi sigma 3000 mmr 🥀🙏🏻

[mental hollow]

ligma balls 150000mmr

[plain pagoda]

lilith is sweating so hard rn

[wooden crown]

Y'all whats better than a cheeseburger

[ember lantern]

Rizzler rank

[mental hollow]

2 cheeseburgers

[plain pagoda]

2 beese chrugers

🥀

[wooden crown]

Ahem sir would you like accept my hand in marriage

[mental hollow]

YES!!!!!!!11

[plain pagoda]

bro used sir and marriage in same sentence 🥀

[jaunty geode]

Ok

[wooden crown]

Honestly didnt thimk ppl would answer like this but it was what i was hoping and dreaming for

[frozen orbit]

@bronze grove thanks

[jaunty geode]

@plain pagoda comp aja

[mental hollow]

Triple legend is crazy work

[frozen orbit]

why

[plain pagoda]

astagfirullah

[bronze grove]

?

[plain pagoda]

aaja

[mental hollow]

Im just saying its crazy

[plain pagoda]

i am rusty tho

[bronze grove]

@mental hollow don't bypass the filter.

[mental hollow]

Oh i didnt mean to

[jaunty geode]

Server lag marha bahut tagda

[plain pagoda]

@mental hollow 😡😡🤬💔

[bronze grove]

I wish..

[mental hollow]

The sentence on its own is a meme

[rich crow]

Why does my fps always drop from 120 fps to 50?

[frozen orbit]

this is normal for me

[mental hollow]

That's what i was reffering to

[rich crow]

120 comes in for like a split second and then vanishes

[stoic crown]

What do u guys think of the new mantis knife? Is it a knife u easily get bored?

[mental hollow]

My bad gng

[short lodge]

.

[plain pagoda]

@bronze grove how close am i to get a ban ?? 🥀💔

[lilac sierra]

Imo nah, spin animation and kill animations are tuff

[mental hollow]

Chat filled with blue today

[plain pagoda]

how much time left 💔🥀

[frozen orbit]

good balanced knife

wont get bored of it

[lilac sierra]

I’ve enjoyed mine so far

[frozen orbit]

i opened mantis citrine and mantis nest from 20 cases

and genesis ak

[plain pagoda]

@quartz forge rr got cooked bad

dawg

[mental hollow]

its got pretty dynamic animations so you shouldnt get bored of it

[stoic crown]

Making a though decision rn wether if i should sell my buterfly dglass and karambit cold flame for mantis nest

[river pumice]

it’s too expensive so I haven’t got one lol

[mental hollow]

Unless you have the atention span of an iPad kid

[stoic crown]

Yeah i see the that u can loop the spinning animation

[lilac sierra]

Bro I pulled genesis and eclipse from my first 14 😂

[mental hollow]

i accidentally bought 4 knifes instead of the new knife 💔

[stoic crown]

They havent fixed the loop inspect animation on the butterfly 💔💔🥀

[frozen orbit]

w luck but i instantly sold the skins after

look the at prices rn

[river pumice]

lol

[lilac sierra]

That’s what I did

[frozen orbit]

i went from 2k gold to 10k

[river pumice]

opened 10 cases and lost 900G

[frozen orbit]

W investment

[lilac sierra]

Sheesh

[stoic crown]

Yeah i think its a good decision to buy it later after the battlepass skins on the market

[mental hollow]

yep

[stoic crown]

U guys got lucky in cases huh?

[winged warren]

U guys open cases huh?

[mental hollow]

My friend bought 30 cases and got NOTHING

[plain pagoda]

u guys got cases huh ??

[stoic crown]

Cases huh?

[winged warren]

U guys huh ?

[mental hollow]

i got 5 and also didnt get anything interesting other than the new m4

[plain pagoda]

u huh

[lusty hatch]

Well, i feel like it is a pitty

[mental hollow]

After that he decided to buy more, that's a real gambler

Love his dedication

[stoic crown]

Real dedication right there

Tell me he got it

[alpine bluff]

And lost it all

Again

[mental hollow]

Sad he didnt get anything from these either

[plain pagoda]

mann of steel balls

[wooden summit]

When the fuckk are we banning Smurfs and pcs?

This game is literally rage bait

[stoic crown]

Apparently its legal 💔🥀

[lusty hatch]

Probably never, since is NOT faceit.

[mental hollow]

How the hell did bypass the automod lmao

[wooden summit]

Wait in fac you get people with the same device?

[main granite]

Huh

[wooden summit]

Double K that's it

[lusty hatch]

Yes, very rare to encounter a pc player.

[mental hollow]

oh lmao, its that easy?

[wooden summit]

Yup

[wooden summit]

Bet

Can you help me on how to play on fac?

[mental hollow]

Imagine playing a mobile game on a pc 💔

[wooden summit]

I'm literally stuck gold 2

[stoic crown]

Cs2 is free dawg fr 💔🥀

[wooden summit]

I FOUND SOMEONE WITH 300 HOURS AND HE WAS ALREADY legend

[lusty hatch]

What?

[cerulean spire]

You cant play standoff on faceit only cs2

[lusty hatch]

It matters the wins.

[mental hollow]

for real 💔

[cerulean spire]

Fr fr

[wooden summit]

Look look someone doesn't know yet

[stoic crown]

Get mantis eclipse rn or gamble 30 cases 🤑🤑💥

[cerulean spire]

Anyway cs2 is free dawg

[river pumice]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[wooden summit]

Buy me a pc 😉

[mental hollow]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[wooden summit]

Gaming pc btw

[cerulean spire]

Hell nah

[wooden summit]

Not a regular pc

[quartz forge]

Demn dawg

[wooden summit]

Shut the fuckk up then

[stoic crown]

The hobby shall continue 🤑🤑💸💸

[lusty hatch]

Guys, would be better if the mantis was in the battlepass?

[mental hollow]

✅✅✅

[wooden summit]

Nah it would be very easy to get it

[lusty hatch]

Exactly

And the gloves in a new case.

So, everyone could be kinda happy.

[wooden summit]

Gloves kinda eh

@lusty hatch yo bro you have a tut on how to play fac?

[stoic crown]

Btw is anyone here now what are the odds of getting knife in so2? In cs2 its guaranteed knife after 400case. But idk standoff tho

[lusty hatch]

On a phone? That's impossible

[wooden summit]

Rigged sooo

[river pumice]

not guaranteed…

[wooden summit]

HUH

[lusty hatch]

In this game is rigged

[wooden summit]

WHY

[lusty hatch]

That's why I don't open cases.

[stoic crown]

Its most likely average people in cs2

[quartz forge]

@plain pagoda qdk carrying

[river pumice]

average 1 in 400 but not guaranteed

[stoic crown]

Yeah

What about so2?

[lusty hatch]

Probably never

[stoic crown]

💀

[river pumice]

idk actually

[lusty hatch]

This game thinks we are all russians

[river pumice]

it says 2.12 for arcane

[stoic crown]

Feel like those yt influencer guy who got knife in like 10-20cases is rigged

[lusty hatch]

The game blesses you only when you give them money, now for real.

This*

[stoic crown]

Aight then imma just go for the mantis eclipse ig

[mental hollow]

Nah, gamble ‼️

[stoic crown]

Shi man frr. Its soo tempting to gamble cases dawg

[lusty hatch]

I like the gold one, looks so good with the mantis citrine

Gloves stream rider*

[brisk plaza]

Skibidi skibidi guten morgen

[lusty hatch]

Enough discord

Cya guys.

[brisk plaza]

Skibidi skibidi guten tag

[lusty hatch]

Jesus loves you all.

[brisk plaza]

mueheheh

[stoic crown]

Yooo bricked stone

[brisk plaza]

Jesus loves you too 🔥

[river pumice]

🧱 🪨 👋

[brisk plaza]

Always 😎 wsg

[river pumice]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[mental hollow]

bricksrockwave 🔥

[river pumice]

99% of gamblers quit before they win BIG

[river pumice]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[mental hollow]

real gamblers never quit

[brisk plaza]

🗣️👋

[brisk plaza]

Fr, keep gambling

I'm thinking about buying Xiaomi Pad 7 and Poco X7 Pro

Chinese companies love me for real

[river pumice]

why not samsung tab

[brisk plaza]

xiaomi is on a sale, and for this price I will get worse tablet if I go with samsung tab:(

[river pumice]

xiaomi is kinda mid

[brisk plaza]

If I had like 500 dolla more than yeah why not lmao

[river pumice]

especially the three-fold phones they made

[brisk plaza]

I mean yeah probably, but I never had tablet anyway so I wont be dissapointed in any way I guess

its a good tactic

to always buy better phone

but not the best one on the marke

so u wont be dissapointed

sigma mentality

[river pumice]

why new phone when u can get better tablet

just play games on the tablet

[brisk plaza]

my phone lowkey broken

cracked more than crackheads

clicks random places

one of the sim cards aint working

so any phone at this point is an upgrade lmao

[river pumice]

u don’t need that good of a phone

🔥

[brisk plaza]

😭

[brisk plaza]

poco x7 pro is nice tho

[river pumice]

phone just for messages n stuff

gaming on tablet

[brisk plaza]

sadly not f7 pro but it has premiere in 2 months...

@bronze grove

oh ight

he deleted nvm

[brisk plaza]

idk, depends tbh

we will see

I see a lot of people boosted their ranks, nice

[wooden summit]

Yeah no way I'm playing faceit

[river pumice]

I’m 2W3L

with 2 KD

smh

[wooden summit]

I'm looking to improve my in game elo now in some random server

[wooden summit]

Bro what...

There's phones literally design for gaming

[river pumice]

literally just get a tablet for gaming

[wooden summit]

I mean the best player in so2 is on mobile so idk man

[river pumice]

maybe some people prefer smaller screen lol

[wooden summit]

#banpcplayers #bansmurfs

[river pumice]

but for fps def tablet better

[river pumice]

bluestacks literally sponsored so2 😭

[wooden summit]

🫩

[wooden summit]

Are we serious?

[wooden crown]

I hate playing dueks so much like bro doesnt even wait until the 4th round and just quits like whats the point

[river pumice]

ye I’m pretty sure i’ve seen them doing ads of so2 b4

[river pumice]

free MMR

[wooden crown]

I mean but its boring

[wooden summit]

I think I'm gonna switch to c ops or fwd assault icl

[river pumice]

they ain’t that good anyway lol

people will still use emulators on those

[wooden summit]

Ik...

I hate them.

I hate all of them

Can someone carry me?

I'm tired of pcs and smurfs

I need someone who can deal with them

Or yk what

I'm gonna become like her...

Hopefully

[mental hollow]

Bro finna Play a mobile game on a pc 💔

Or just cheat

[stray violet]

💔

[wooden summit]

Nah

[visual grotto]

How u change rank by the name on discord

[wooden summit]

My in game coach is elite on mobile

[wooden summit]

Go to channels and roles

You gonna find them at the ceiling of the server

[thin oyster]

Blublulublalba

[wooden summit]

Alright whatever imma go Comp and let y'all know what happened

[visual grotto]

Tnx

[uneven bone]

whats the best clan in NA

rn

[wooden crown]

100 win rate and 4kd in duels

Interesting

Still in calibration tho

[crisp stump]

hello guys. I was in hospital, had to treat my arm. Right now, it's a bit better, but the pain is still there T⁠T.

[wooden crown]

Are you washing the clothes tho

[crisp stump]

not yet.

[rich crow]

fix ur game axlebolt

i get silvers in my team while im 2015 elo elite

ggs

😁

[jaunty geode]

Probably cuz they are unranked

Theres no way u get silvers in elite lobby

[rich crow]

yeah but still why

xd

this is bullshi

[jaunty geode]

Yk the unranked system is kind of high right now
It is giving any player high ranks

I didnt even knew u could calibrate elite until today

[versed belfry]

@young reef 🫡

[young reef]

😄

[brisk plaza]

we have to better and get more high than it

[jaunty geode]

So2 be like : u played good here have elite
U played bad here have phoenix

Like bruh

A dude literally 0-11 the entire game and got phoenix

[brisk plaza]

james bond +4

0-0-11 standoff got its own special agents

[jaunty geode]

I checked and that dude was gold 2 last season

Why tf is he in higher ranked lobbies

[brisk plaza]

even I can do better

[marble notch]

whats the best craftable guns for profit?

[latent rover]

Does anyone play compe push at ranger?

[jaunty geode]

Ye

[latent rover]

@jaunty geode 116781879

My id

[jaunty geode]

What server u play on?

[latent rover]

Auto

[wooden summit]

Okay guys

First game 3-10

I got +45 elo

Or mmr

Now gold 2

Hopefully i don't lose RIGHT GUYS

[raw oar]

bro i got kicked and got timed out for 30 minutes and is saying i left the last match

my team kicked me

[green portal]

Someone comp?

[jaunty geode]

Rank?

[green portal]

No rank yet

Im playing with some guy

We want to get ranger

[jaunty geode]

What was ur rank prev season?

[green portal]

I didnt played much

Gold 1

But im good

[jaunty geode]

Alright what server tho?

[latent rover]

@jaunty geode is my friend