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daddy chill
Does the update come out today?
when he use an emoji it means he muted
shut up
probably just for u

agagagagga
i was right
cry
Already muted for a day
Idk about you but back in the days, the mod would delete those multiple spam messages
okay
special offer will end one day before season 9 comes in

thank you
sure thang
why u mad bro guys were having fun
Niceee
You spammed too.
now everyone is gone
🥸
Lol
I didn't
Scroll up
Go check it
@neat hedge he snitching on you
Did
Taging the app not fun
wanna play someone
Yeah, weird dude
i didnt tag noone
what rank
i was arguing with martin lmao
gold 4
Hii guys!
Your not getting out without a timeout like us 💔
bro im bronze 😭
I said for the one who taging
Is this you
ouh
ye
ah
but i solo q thats why
nashta di me lu
i was right
prolly
Who can play now guys?
well solo que never leads to good ranks
ask MariHa for the update release EVERYONE
what rank
jobre veq thash me gjet naj lojtar tfort se qfar loje
We still didn't see any updates aren't we 
Pov: ur drowning and u pull a random guy too 
what rank
aha hahahahahahahahahah
Not today bro touch grass
Drown with me then 💔
but i was right about the special offer
I’m lvl 22 but I’m pro
The highest I could go solo queuing was phoenix
Promise
🥀🥀
Everyone knows about that, what are you on about
oh yeah probably
u play on pc?
udhiva
haha lmfao
No on I pad
not good
But no worries I just got a timeout of 30 minutes, nothing serious
update when
im searching some good players for my clan
Literally everyone knows about that special offer
gold and up
2026
It literally had a time 💔💔
U can test me
Let me check brb
On god
@lilac orchid u play on pc?
i told u what im searchin
no
everyone thought season 9 will come when the timing for special offer ends
apodo vs egzon me qeta nashta din @trim pewter
Cause they're dumb
When season 9?
Who wanna play
S1?
They ain't gonna drop the update today because they're literally hosting the live tournament of the rush vtb cup rn
Come back tomorrow or day after tomorrow
Yeah just got a 30 min timeout, 10 minutes left now
When is season 9 coming
aizen did u predict this
Bro how do you know or where you watch?
chat
Yes
I had an hour timeout for nothing
I am just that good
Seriously I wanna watch
The only trustful person when it comes to update 💯🗣️
Sad, glad you're back, you missed on a whole timeout party 💔
Perfectly as planned
Top of the game Standoff 2 glazer
when bleach releasing again?
It's on twitch channel
im tired of waiting
Tysm
I did. Could only read but not join the party
wait faster
I think there is no announcement yet
Probably this year
💯🤙🏻🔥
i will touch u
@crisp stump is muted too rn 😢
😢 😫
When is season 9 coming
season 9 coming whenever i feel like it
read the chat dont fuckin ask a question hundred of times
Idk why lmao. I got muted for saying I was earning 3.5k every 3 days during rent
Dang
a e habgre ban
ngl adding the akimbo uzi's was a much needed change for how little damage they do, honestly I never bought them, they tickle my enemies to death
hahahahah
So real
tf
It feels like you throw stones on them
when rent coming?
In fact yes I do
probably never coming back
Does anyone know when the update is coming, wasn't it supposed to come after the empire case offers ended, they did
Is the update today in a random time?
Afterall I still didn't show you my inv, but it's not worth even showing it
25 march is my guess
When the update drops?
most likely not, it's already night time in RUssia
never
Za warudo
eyes of heaven
When u get a KD above 1
buts whats happening with the soft kids
Over heaven
I saved 2 empire boxes just in case
It's 1.53
my bad 😞
imma buy 10 now
it's 2.90 for me
they not gonna worth anything unless u hold lol
What devices y'all play on

ip 17
nokia 3310
Motorola
like not selling it
Motorcycle
exactly
I have them in my inventory
Microwave
but hold onto them for 2-3 years
gl holding for atleast 2 years lol
ahhahaha lmao sure thang
the best way to invest in Standoff 2 is by buying cases from battle pass
CHECK GOOGLEPLAY
NOWWBSUDJWBSBSJ
cap
they go really up
aint nibody fsllin
When will the update be available?
for that
HAHAHHA
The best way is money
lmao
u're not investing that way, u're spending
In 1 second
buying esports >>>
Hahahhhahahahahahah you are to funny
that's also really good, I missed out on them when they were worth 1$
Sure am
Yo when the update coming anyone has info ?
probably never
26th of April at 3 PM
Is it atleast on march
Tf
dio i wanna argue with u
Yeah
goku>dio
its not then
Nah
Its march but i just dont know the day
nobody knows
he is bro
Bruh

Where did u get this
In scaling yes
Who
in everything
Update dropped
Lies
When wil be update valable ?
tomorrow or tuesday
Blah blah
And what source?
@everyone idk when is upd 💀
i dont want saw this shi again
Update is in 8 days and 18 hours guys
Dio is my favorite character
Cuz ull die ?
source trust me bro
Then leave
🥀🥀🥀
What if u do
Bro u are not even year on so discord💀
🤓
Update suspended to 8 days 18 hours
@everyone update is not released
possibly tomorrow, there is an ongoing Minor today
guys yall know the second the update releases theyre gonna announce it here so just waittttt
minor 🌚
for you to
What time is the new season for ios?
A minooooooor.
you will wake up without limbs.
It was supposed to release after the empire case offers ended no?
carti my evil twin.
its axlebolt bro
hi s1
It releases when they dissappear not when offer is gone
Frr
Sybau
Yeah sure
i will touch u
me when I spread misinformation on the internet.
Jk update didn't come out 😢
Yo
who confirmed xd
Sybau
Its not late please read it again they added , only event will be gone today, and they added , the empire collection will be removed when s9 comes. No one told or said it will come today 🤣
the ragebait is unfathomable.
U guys just read it wrong
Only in Ohio💀💀💀💀
hahaha your source u are not develepor
bro thinks hes on 9999999 aura moment
Who's still gonna be knife less in s9? I'll start first
its like i say tommorow will be raining
"aura"🥀🥀🥀
in the most uncomfortable and inappropriate way
Breh
I’m sigma
Did everybody see the new skins video ?
I know when the update is, but i gotta stay nonchalant.
Ill buy kunai when the update drops cuz i sell the cases
First knife of my life
fr twin.
So real
Dual daggers are better
I started like 5 weeks now ago
and why dont say that publicly
kunai is meh
G
Dont buy kunai is shitt
For the price they're amazing
remember what duke dennis said:
"stay humble because you might become what you laugh at."
Nice ping
MAKO!!!
Fr bro buy dual daggers
Ok
Yo 
Not my type
By having a washing machine as your pfp?
what are your thoughts on making this chat disappear from existence?
whoa that’s disrespectful
I'd like that
Splendid! 
they will anyways i mean everyting is even ruined now
would it make the world a better place perchance?
I bet ure
Chat what's your favourite knife?
it wouldn't matter really
The world?
karambit
Oh I see
😦
Which
Where else would i aura farm
those who know 💀
probably doppler saphire or gamma doppler emerald
butterfly and karambit and dual dagger
My fav knife to use is M9 dragon glass with M9 dragon glass gloves on terrorist side
I am aura farming in your walls rn.
M9 bayonet is the best knife, nobody can change my mind
Not bad! mine is prob kunai wavesong or some knife that is blue and cool!
Butterfly dual daggers approved
yo
W combo
Yh but the most expensive one too
did the update came out?
yes
No
Season 9 coming this month, season 9 coming this month! Season 9 coming this month—season 9 coming this month? Season 9 coming this month; season 9 coming this month. Season 9 coming this month, season 9 coming this month, season 9 coming this month! Season 9 coming this month… season 9 coming this month.
When will it be updated everyone?
Yes, right now
In 1 hours
gg for the empire collection
SWAMP IZZO.
🙏
is 20 boxes enough or should I grind out more
So much spam in this chat
nah it will come tomorrow
ur just lying
they usually drop updates on monday
does anyone know when there will be an update?
you do realise consciously spreading misinformation is against the server rules right?
yeah
ur just 5yo@burnt harbor
because you clearly have no clue about such matters.
Today in 1 hour
I am 100% sure about that.
Will be the knife in case or battle pass?
it says ur a kid
Who else got update
Battle pass
Me
😔
I got more views on my first short than yo ahh got on every one of your vids combined
smh
and how do you know?
ts pmo
yall keep that in mind if update really comes today it will be only available for android then tomorrow or tuesday will be the day for the ios
i'ma grind up to 30 boxes
Guys I have a lot of money saved up for my birthday and I'll split it up evenly to buy a tv for my room and a bike but I'm thinking maybe I take a small sum for the new season 9 gold pass so should I?
android>>>ios imo
Y
E
S
u dont have 1 vid💀
why do u need a tv in ur room
Only for gaming
I'm a developer in disguise
I have them all privated
lol
not really
private=0 view
nah bro
No update today
Cus my brother keeps bothering me when I go to the living room to watch it
buy a tablet and watch tv on it
How is ur pfp animated
Update will be at least next tomorrow as dev hasn't confirmed it yet
And when I defend myself my parents beat my ahh
nitro
I LOVE AUTOMOD!
How old are you and wher are you from
14 and Serbia
I have nitro
Why
not worth it to buy a tv…
Are you sure?
a grown ahh man ragebaiting? you should have one foot in the grave already at 23.
So do I spend it all on a bike,I'm also an artist do do I use half on art supplies?
🗣️
@bronze grove come on do something
Are you sure
You are so young. Just make sure not to sacrifice buying more real and fun things irl cause of so2
and u dont even have mom to make joke
Watch this
Ok
spend some on a bike and so2, then save the rest.
I had a pretty interesting day today
Are you sure
spend money on designer clothes fr fr
I think I remember you
Where is omniman?
I meant like use 70-80% and saving the rest, it’s good to have savings.
I just can't anymore.
Yeah fr
ur papa gone to get u a brain
Correct
hello people
I'm back from the dead 
Wsp bro
Do you remember me
ore wa Cid da.
after u die
Nothing much hbu
Remember the USP?
This is not power of your creation

HELL YEAHH
Same just waiting on the update
Is this the power of a god?
Nice nice
Bruh I'm disappointed
Katon gokkamekyaku
You insulting kids
Lmao
point proven. have a nice day.
it’s discord
Wherever There Is Light, There Are Always Shadows.
what
You don't know invincible
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
not sure what ur referring to
Just change the conversation please.
Just go on TikTok and search it up dude
@bronze grove
I don’t have tiktok
do u have any idea of when is the upd
Hello sir
One guy already muted. I will have to punish the others at this rate
Did you mute @burnt harbor ?
Muted for 3h
Why
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames
I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened I am awakened
A phoenix’s ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
@bronze grove do u have any idea of when is the upd?
what the- is this the best crossover of all time?
should be fair on this
No idea
oke
But didn't he tell the truth?
Is the update coming today?
Does anyone here play sekiro
?
It doesn't mean he must do something like against server rules.
why are yall beefing over an update Xd
he said its delayed
There's no way. If it was true or false. Everybody must follow the server rules and there's no exception
every milisecond a person comes in here and ask ‘when is new update!?’
Where update?
and i just said ur lying
Right there
and he started to get angry💀
What's this huh?
Fr
which he has no proof to back up, which is misinformation.
Is the update coming today?
This?
Yes
rhis
This?
This?
this
Time?
he started mom joke firsr
In 2.36 minutes
Who started first here?
i just said "ur lying'
1v1
Ts so ahh
Fr 💔
ikr
Mom jokes in the humongous 25🥀
🙏
Enormously 2025
I wont let a single yo mama joke touch your mother
Massive
My safekeeping skills getting better day by day
and muting one only instead of all 🔥
Fr
Just change the conversation please
Honestly better
already changed
And yk thats the kinda mods that are actually a W
Standoff 2 is still kinda massive this year
Hitting everyone with a hammer
guys is it confirmed that ht e100 gokld empire case is really geting temoved and is it worth investing in it?
Kinda crazy
the hero we didn't want, but we needed 🙏
how to get gold easy
Money
Buy
i dont wanna buy it
sopmeone answer me
For the win chat, for the win 🙏
When is update expected
im not russian to pay in rubles
Invest in fable
guys is it confirmed that ht e100 gokld empire case is really geting temoved and is it worth investing in it?
Then you can't get gold
What
guys is it confirmed that ht e100 gokld empire case is really geting temoved and is it worth investing in it?
Devs trolled you by saying empire is removed
also i dont havr a credit card
guys is it confirmed that the 100 gokld empire case is really geting temoved and is it worth investing in it?
Devs trolled yall
real
Empire aint getting removed
Ye
They trolled yall so yall buy the crappy ahh cases
when will i be able to seel it
cooked server
Idk that usually yes
Go to a bank and say you want to open a bank account, literally takes like 30 mins to get a credit card
🦛
Im so tired of waiting for new season
then don’t get tired
parents have to be there so no
🔥
Yokoso
Wow
same
What does 🦭 mean?

real
I went by myself
katarenai
u so smart
Did you get yourself a knife yet?
I’m literally the sigma
im from montenegro
How old r u
15
Only 15?
brat
,,get out,,
i alr got a knife since 2021
eee
nuh uh
Crnogorac brt
Oh
jsm
Ja iz srbije
Imal srba
Just try to go to a bank and ask
bih same
ima nas
i got 0 knife you losers haha
sam
Frrr
dosta
cooked
Ima nas dosta
Not my problem I had to quit 2 times 😢
Kad ce niva sezona zna li se
Axelbolt fix anticheat in sezon 9?
Ovih dana
They will in the future
Nah
But didn't you say when I gave you 100 gold you didn't had enough gold to even buy a pattern gun?
Ez
I dont have enough gold to even buy a common skin bro 😭🙏
Help out a homie
All my skins are commons 😢
Y'all, how do u play against cheaters, I literally can't remember the last time I played against a cheater, I encounter more cheaters in cs2 than standoff
where my hi back :(
Do you have retrowave gloves
Hi bro@river pumice
lest time i played is like 1 hr ago
hi
Brt imate li vi golda ja imam 30 sakupljam za skinove neke
❤️

Slide 💔
Just curious cuz i dont 
usralo me za skin neki i ja prodao i ostalo mi golda
Jbg
imam preko 300 golda u inv vrednosti
Silent kad ce sezona
CSGO2 have VAC anticheat Standoff2 have homeless anticheat 💀 🥶 😂 😭
kako
To ti ne bi znao reci
lepo
Sutra?
Ts pmo sm chat 💔
Are u here from yt shorts perchance
Why 💔
Ja brt uzo za kes neke kutije dobio kurac bolje da sam uzo gold
Bolje
I wanna throw a tantrum but mom dad gonna beat my ahh
Are you here from cyber security?
update when
nemam karticu jbt
kupujem sada jos empire kasove imam ih 51 trenutno ako se budu prodavali tu cu dobiti jos 500 golda vrrv
Tommorow maybe
When is the update going to release
i hope
Au jbt,
nemam ja golda za 1 taj kase
droga droga droga
TS( this) pmo( piss me off) sm( so much)
Uhhh
51 box ne onaj za golde xd
yeahh
why i play against rangers if i am gold 1 wtf
Then how do you have a knife suddenly?
i to prodajes?
Bomboclat!!!
Rich! Millionaire!
Kad dodje nova sezona mozes prodati za 10 golda
💔💔
pa ako bude na marketu da
top fala ti
Ts = time stop
planiram uzeti baterfaj knife
Slide them retrowave gloves towards me chat 💔
Mi bomboclat
nemoj
sto ne
Honestly i think i just need 2.3k gold
Ja napravio papirni tanto 💔 kome treba pravi knajf u standoffu
Mimicry gonna fetch 1k
Tokio tomare
Momci staff banna za ne pricanje engleskog
smorice te animacija

Honestly I want 2k too 💔
very long to update
nzm koji da uzmem
I send u
Very long to english
karambit ili m9
Duze ja pito jednom imal ko da donira malo golda dobio ban za cet 2 mjeseca
Omg really!???
No
This is an English chat idiot

m9 je dobar al skup jebeem ga
yeaa
I have been trolled chat
When will the update be available?
English chat
pa nije fora da ga svi imaju xD
Hi guys :D
Trolled so hard
Next week
okey sigma
What r u tryna buy
lmao
I'm back
English chat
hi s1
I had to help my mom out
-1000 aura
I wanna get retrowave
sry pro
P90 samurai ili ghoul?
They look super nice
would be better if it got better palm colors…
if you really wwant to know wwhat i ask is should i buy butterfly knife
Hello brickstone! I heard you're really good friend with my brother @crisp stump
Alr
Is the update coming today?
i said that because i spent all my gold buying skins, i already have gold way back in 2021 and that time i bought a knife and i kept adding more and i owned a flip, karambit frozen, butterfly, kukri, and my current knife rn jkommando.
No next week
Actually no, its perfect the way it is
wait for new knife fr
Karambit is better, that butterfly animation is completely ruined
Is the update coming today
Sybau
Yes
?
Ah, I see
they should make the base color more grey ngl
Bro the hold of karambit 💀
i mean i will buy new pass so yea
What
Well i think i should spend on 3k gold again
When did you install standoff dude?
Is the update today
And maybe make a full karambit n glove set
Yes
You hold it like a bucket
I know just the right karambit too
spend on new bp
What
Yes 👍
Rn i own stream and pelagia
Im impatient tbh
gift me max levels when frfr
Uhh, 3 days ago? I saw from you that you like playing standoff so I tried it too
Who else here hates Russians
And its not like i'll be tryharding whole day everyday just to grind the entire bp yk
Idk when i need to buy on 4 accs
You dont even need to tryhard
They are easy quests
Just long
Nobody
No like i dont play competitive or any similar modes lol
S1, do you know @crisp stump ?
just do 1-2 quests everyday
Everyone
No
Oh, thanks!
Nah too lazy for that, if money gets it then imma take that route
Np
Just suffer for a bit
Halooo standoff plese update
it’s like 40$ for 45 tiers
Smart 👍
Not really
Standoff plese English
Ano standoff update
Yeah no thanks
What
Wtf? Why would you ask that ☠️
When update
gpu > so2
There are some hired nggas that will hop on my game as my teammates, kill themselves and leave me 1v2
Boy buy that gpu
Nah i wanna humble some ppl
Gold > so2
😭
Next week kubiku
So true
I met like 2 cases like that
Help
Realy?
gpu
Burn 🔥🔥🔥
Yeah its has alot of bugs
All the girls are garlic garlic 🗣🔥
Just annoying stupid Russian kids
:( why not?
But why
Bye
What do they get
why dont you learn how to play the game instead of asking for gold xd
My banner has the best artwork, debate me
how do you know
Bet you cant
russian teammates = don’t turn on vc
Boom, humbled
Idk, they're just idiots
Like the game matched me up with a frickin hacker
I already know some things!
bad artwork 😭
The developer said it to me I am right now on Beer with him
Tomorrow update he said
Who's he
opinion on new knife?
terrorist ahh
I like it
Okay i think i know what combo im getting
Nooo
:(((
Pretty neat we will have a Genesis knife
idk the animation
That hot winter party karambit
Woaf
What
Idk tomorrow
And retrowave gloves
Woah what was that server
Mommy (leaks)
Master pice i buy it
Bruh
Bruh fr
hell yeah
Those kinda servers have like a load of botted members

Then get sold to push around nfts
My friend developer said to me the update will be in game next week
Worth less than a chewed chewing gum
cap
Nah total real brother
Information from under the stone
Sent photo
My friend prime minister said russia's waging war against us next year
my uncle working in axelbolt said the same
where r u from kuba?
Poland
Poland
aaa okay
Me to
Sigma
My friend putin said to me that update will never come up and he will drop bomb on axlebolt
Dokładnie tak polska górom
get out
Why?
XDDDd
Witajcie rodacy
Witam
Witaj
New mantis knife is crazyyy
Noże fajne nowe
Fr
ong
Ale czy dzis ten sezon
Ong:))?
Czy nie wiadomo
@cedar tulip can u show me the purple camo karambit with retrowave gloves?
The fact that standoff 3 coming 2026 is crazy
ye
who is you
Nie no pewnie gdzieś w kwietniu albo pod koniec marca
Cant wait for s9. Hopefully its tomorrow
Serio?
Is the update coming today?
My friend is developer
i hope
Fact standoff7 incoming 2091
You will see man
my friend make so2:)
No tak w środku miesiąca to nie robili sezonow
is someone czsk?
Nowych
Ehh
did upd came?
no
These kids be so desperate…
My to that means we are brothers
Hopefully tmr gng
Ciekawe czy jakies oferty beda
Yesss
@everyone if upd came ping me
Child? To ask me to be your father😆
aight bro
?
when is season 9 coming?
2026
Yeah
XD
God forbid
when season 8 ends
@warm moat
There
Join us lil bro
Bruuh
We have butterfly any gloves
When is the update
2026
When itll be announced😱
Putin stop axlebolt bc of war!!!
Ahh
I have exam tmrw
I'll play after that lol
Or just wait till 29
female also going to war? hahaha
I'll have new gloves and knife set
retro wave+ purple camo is pretty cool, had those b4
Gonna be my first time DESPERATELY spending on a game ngl
But well
Things cant be helped
Retrowave skins make me wet
i need a butterfly and glove combo
💀
budget?
3k
legacy + immolation ig
polymer???
3500
it looks absolutely trash
1.8 for starfall n 700 for polymer
Bro it gives enough headroom for a decent m4 skin
what's the name of the blue glove, that's on the same collection with flux
Uhh shatter?
3k budget for combo
So wait fr ts time aprox how much time will it take for axlebolt to release the update to public
2-3 days?
might be that
When will the new update be released
Nope
blue gloves? x-ray
sell ur stuff
But dont wanna get that combo
Anyone?? >=[
then buy new combo
then buy more gold
Plus market is down
market is down again?
🦛
Huh it works for me
🦛
If i do get the combo tho
idk
Ts pmo ts pmo💔
P90 Ghoul or Samurai?
When update?
MANNN
APRIL 2027
why p90 skin?
*2037
Why not
so many teasers
spending on rifles skin
What time does the new season come out?
Ikr
I already have
Think before talkin, maybe he doesn't got a skin on the p90 and he got on the others already
Why hasn't the update appeared?
Yo is the nebula pattern 212 overpay?
p90 is a noob gun why even spend a lot of gold on it
What time does the new season come out?
lol
Nebula lookin kinda breedable with retrowave gloves
Doesn't mean u shouldn't
Why hasn't the update appeared?
yeah bro
ok rich person
I like it
that's the question of the day
ghoul looks better
It doesn't cost that much..
