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I see

Season 9 whennnnn ??
When pigs fly
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He can't bro
Repair it with glue
Not working
Why?
The chainsaw can suddenly kick back 🗣🔥
wsg chat
season 9 date?
April 11
I got the reference
its time
You shall
lol too much
⛓️🪚👱🏻♂️
🧍🚗
Tomatoe soup in SO2 when?
Clearly you haven't played cooking mama before
Idk how to play cooking mama
Skill issue


is that Rasputin from the notes


hello
hello

whats that
A custom emoji
Join
its joever
Who have a knife that you don't use dm me i have something to Swap
Oh ok man
🛺
no
Good
2jz swap it
V12 twin turbo
Nahh
LS swap it 
💥
Make tuktuk the next miat
your engine has a nce car
Nah but fr
Tuktuk being swapped so hard
That thing can easily beat track cars on straights
its 3 wheels would succesfully make it a risk of accidental suicide if it had anything more than 60hp
drag racing a tuktuk
we just need bigger wings
tuktuk is also so light the engine wouldve make up like 60% of the "car's" mass 😭🙏
lift it up and make an suv
Can i send a yt vid in photos
Cuz i wanna prove this wrong

At that point, just take a chasis from something 4x4, LS swap it, and put the tuktuk body on top
Nissan Terrano mk1 chasis would go hard 🤑
Wheres upatdeee
Be patient cuh😭
What is the fastest way to get coins
Buying them
Did you guys update ?
well, except that since im broke
Wssup kraken long time no see
But you are correct
Grind the game is fastest way then
U used to play agario?
Yea, which gamemode though
Defuse. Try top frag every game
Alr ty
Me too!
No problem bro. Have fun!!
Lol
This and that it's like ppl be begging on every corner
If you're too young just save up your allowance istg
Not that hard kids
It's called financial grammar @shrewd garnet
hahahahahaha
Pretty much every lobby w Russian kids asking me for gold😔💔
Sell overpriced candies homie
Stay broke then🌚
🦛
Then ask ur parents to get u one bro it’s not hard
McD always hiring 
When is the update coming?
Soon
Hello, can someone help me with Golda, I have 0.03, please help
💀
Fr
Ion like when ppl beg
Just save up the money u get for bdays
Ain't so hard
Did the update drop?
LMAO REAL
They be hiring em all
Actually I don't give money to beggars
Only food
@shrewd garnet if they won’t get u a card. Ask them to use theirs then give them the cash. Easy simple easy
How does that excuse you?
All I'm saying it's annoying and pathe-c
And if u can't get a job save your own allowance
Chill
Not that I know of
Gng just be patient😭😭
They finna bombard me with “just imagine you’re in his shoes for moment” well guess what? I’m not in their shoes since I escaped before it could take over my life🦕
How to solve homelessness? Just buy a house man 
@magic atlas One of the devs told me it’s gonna be a surprise so it could be today, tomorrow, Shi or even next week. Just be patient for now

Tbh ion mind it being postponed, the game gonna get laggy anyway
And I got to grind XP for yearly, no time for lags
This year's medal is the most similar to the 2018 one and that was a masterpiece
Yea and also at the end of the day it’s just a game. This update shouldn’t control these ppls lives😭
True
On the other hand I get that they're excited, the Brazil theme looks so fine
Just imagine you're in his shoes for a moment. 
Fr I saw an awesome concept on YouTube. It was pretty dope
Fellow og🤞🏽
when is the update guys
we dont know💔💔😔🥀
Is pattern 500 karmabit pelagia
Rare? Might sell for 1.5k if no buyer
Anyone have spare 55 gold?
Update is today no?
4 years fly by so fast gonna go 💔
does anyone know if this standoff store website is legit?
g2g
does anyone know some working promo codes?
Should I buy empire cases from shop now or buy from marketplace when released?
No im that unc
Whts unc
Serial toucher
If u have tht looks like ur pfp u can tou h
Heck i will the serial toucher
Ok
Video call?
Will be enough
Not if you look like ur pfp
Ur a boy right
Nobody in their right mind would use fake pfps
Who does such a heinous crime
Thats pure indentity theft
Ur a boy righttttt

is the upd releasing today?
New update today?
Guys empire box can be sale on market?
When is it dropping
Hell nah, they're making hand wraps again
They posted the skins trailer
Can someone buy this pls
The knife is so damn cool tho
Its called Mantis
Standoff store is legit?
Is it dropping today?
Yes
No one knows, usually they drop it after they post a video presenting the update
yeah
Nooe
Nope
I will get the new knife,I will finish the pass as fast as I can to get it
I hope the pass will not be expensive tho
Cen somene gift me some gold?
Can somene get a job
lmao the inspect animation of the talon is so buns 😭
like just the spinning wouldve been fine
With my calculations:
You should had like 200-300k worth inventory if you didn't sell?
To yeild more profit purchase punk gloves. The most expensive in Empire case, it's gonna a glove case in shop so won't go as fast as sharp did. I calculated that id the case goes in profit for 50gs at least the most expensive item in the case punk. Will go for at least 500
Idk how much I have. Maybe around 100k in inventory, I don't keep golds
Ah, I see.
I made a paper tanto 💀
buy a real one
You buy?
it just came out bro
When will new colection come
When will empire box delete
in an hour or so
Thanks
wlc
keep track on the sale of the empire boxs in shop
it ends in 1h, could be the drop of the update when the timer is up
What are these devs talking about “there’s no perfect solution” to combat the cheaters? For starters separate pc from mobile users. How you make a game that’s predominantly mobile then allow pc to join as if that was going to make things fair…
pc players are emulating the game i think its hard to detect no?
or probably theyre just lazy
Laziness
but still emulators are hard to detect i think
Goes to show how weak their software engine is. Easy to exploit
Codm does not have this issue
I might go play that again fr
new season when?
the update is out?
next year
Dang new knife looks so good
you cant really blame them theor priority should always cheaters
karambit better
Had it 2 times got bored of them so fast
bro should i buy 100g empire box does it worth i need reply from someone.
its a you problem
no
how much do you think is going to go
Dry inspect ahh stab
Nah man
Karambit aint it in this game
at max 120 this year
youre so wrong with this lol its not even funny
o thx bro
U prob have it and just overrating that sh
just because i have it doesnt mean i overrating it
Only karambit that looks clean is claw
that is so wrong
Hi
yo I dont have the new update yet
then who tf lied
I cant wait for the new season
Talons boutta be 10 times better than the karambit when update drops
Especially for the talon
I knw
it wont 
When wìll it be out
But it will 🤣
no idea
Nig
eria
are we deaduzz 🥀
You are a developer you should know
Dead serious little guy
i develop cancer bro different
sup
Standoff 2 is cancer
Sup
where gna be new sz
different types
Karambit animation is so dead
its just old
Wsg @lilac sierra
so wrong
where gona be the uptade
Hope talon gets a good one
Butterfly is the best knife anyway
Wsg brudda
How yo doin?
Dry af
the worst m9 skin beats the best butterfly skin not even a competition

M9 down syndrome knife
the karambit needs a rework, thats it
Nice, i here on the other hand made a paper tanto, 98.42% accuracy
It even opens like a real tanto
are we deaduzz
Needs to hold it outwards and not downwards who tf is gonna hold a karambit downwards
Poopyhead
Fr
M9 fang butterfly
fang? 🥀
nah
fang is a good one
Karambit is a classic but the animation is just dry
wrong
What will be your new fav knife when s9 drops out?
Fang is soo good
Talon fs
nuh uh
this is the only good one
How?
talon defo
😭
Anyone owns a white pattern corrode?
this guy gets it
its trying so hard to be karambit 🥀
Talon icl is so good
Its the other way around
there is no talon bro😭 🙏
New karambit?
i find it good that they hold it how it should be held
Did you see that?
J commando is also good
not like karambit
its not a talon

Paracord would’ve been an insane drop too
Wtf is talon
nah
I personally like tanto 🤡
Is it from cs2?
that is so wrong
It would be the cheapest knife on earth
paracord so underrated
paracord is ahh
Dawg you just hate on everything and meat ride karambit holy 😭
we wont need em
Ikr
i heard the update is releasing today is it true?
karambit top 2 knife under m9 and above butterfly its been like that since the beggining of time
Yes
most likely
So upd drops today?
cant wait
Yes
Definitely not cheaper than kukri
imma buy everything 😭
💀
No update today?
I would like instead to get a fang or a sting
scorpion is better that this vro
have yall read the faq?
that just ragebait brodie
no
fym its facts
if u think paracord sucks then ur opinions actually never matter
so im the only crazy one
i didnt say that it sucks vro
you did
when
M9 definitely better that’s why it’s worth more. Let all 3 knife been removed at the same time butterfly would’ve been the most expensive knife
you said scorp is better
I heard people like scorpion knife so, you're not the only crazy one
but i didnt say it sucks
Those are just rare knifes with less copies
you indirectly said it
they ruined the animation for butterfly i cant forgive them
If it was still in the game def wouldnt be more than 3k
guys i need hep, i cant watch adds for coins on ios
"i like chocolate, oh so you must hate vanilla" ahh
nah m9 would be like 3.5
u watched too many
New animations on m9 sucks
and it reseta to 10 seconds
Ikr, sadly.
meh
that means u watched the amount per day i think
Still got to have love for the butterfly though
fax i use dragon glass
just downloaded the game
Just play matches u will get 100 coins per 2 match
like from luck and well played?
what do you recommend
like what game mode
Since ur a low lvl u will get coins and boxes from lvls too
play defuse if u get a clutch or ace or sum like that u get mad xp and coins
ok thx guys you helped alot

Fr
Yeah for cheaters they are good
just put normal uzi
Triple headshot
lmao
In a second
yo guys, the kitsune dreams prices are gonna go up, right?
i bet uzi bout to be meta for 2 whole seasons
New knife is slick
animation too flashy
Over time.
anyone installed update ?
Im not playing the game, just investing so... is the kitsune dreams the winter collection?
this year's winter collection I meant
Don’t invest into kitsune if you want good profits, imo yolo esports
Best advice I could give you
alright alright thank you
Washed combos little bro
Just kidding
😂
Wyd brudda how u been
💪🏽
Means like trash
Damn why is that?
Bruh new talons are gonna be good but they will be in not so great colors, I wish they could give us some red Talon
Jus been chillin fr
Mr brick wsg man
🧱 🪨
Yo wsg finesse
Sup LG
maybe i’ll open my case when bp is out
Yeah but I wish we could get some Red talon:////
in the future
I'm Negan, I'm sorry 💔
Possibly 😏
💔
BBG
I know but I need something to fit Haunt gloves and most of the red skins fit Neuro gloves more than Haunt 😭
💔
anyonentrynna silver farm
fang haunt:
Wheres the uptade
m9 scratch ok
But I wish I could get red talon:(
I already have M9, I want other knife, I was thinking Scorpion scratch but it's scorpion
Toisaaaa wsg my guy
I have kunai glitch pattern "690 "anyone interested in buying it for 1500
Well hello buddy
BRO
How are you
ain’t no way we’re getting ak genesis
Chillin man
When uptade
Should drop some time today, I’m not to sure
Aight I gotta go chat, have a good day y'all
İnşallah
Peace og
@acoustic widget anyone??
Bro no one buy this kunai
Ik 😭
😭😭
Hmmmm
mantis🤤🤤🤤🤤
Praying it’ll be under 3k
😭😭😭
Soon very soon, my friend said like in 2 hours
When will new version come?
Todays
Around what time?
It’s gonna be the same on IOS?
My bad twin 😭
Ios update is always late
Or again we need to wait like 4 days
Maybe
Ow man, why IOS update are always late
Who can help me whit some gold I'll pay back
when is 9 season??????????????
tf? they are actually dropping akimbo uzi>

Finesse what knife you got?
Just asking
Cuz
The new knife
Is like karambit
Or is it
also is it just me or the talon animation just feels off?
Idk, let me watch again
for people asking when season 9 releases here are the posibilities
-
in a few hours
since the empire colelction offer is ending extremly soon, its possible for the update to come out today
probability: 30% -
monday
to minimize the chance of the servers crashing during the update, devs might release it on monday so that servers dont die
probability: 20% -
tuesday
based on past data, and the servers factor, we can probably expect the update to drop on tuesday, whe so2 live will most likely send update overview on yt
probability: 45% -
later
probability: 5%
I agree
Bro 26 march or todays
I hope the knife it's on the battle pass
today for 2/3h
Dam
im perty sure
Not gloves again
new knife
It would be decent if it was in battle pass.
When empire box going to removed from shop?
yes
Exactly when the update drops
99% today for 2/3h
U know the date?
No.
Today bro
Bro I can't reach silver in comp but I can reach silver in duel or allies
so with the empire cases being removed, they will add another case to replace empire?
Is because of my skill or what
It's probably because you don't have gamesense
Yes
My teammate always leave the game
I didn't had a problem with them.
I have to do 5v2
Yes
how much will the empire box cost?
New season update is today?
I'm just searching for people that have patience and a litte bit of game sense.
I saved 34 boxes is it good?
Old ones gonna sold for gold s right?
neon
Bro i saved 4☠
New season update is today?
neon
Ok
Hi, don't you think if they added a revolver to standoff2 and the prices for skins would be so high that you would see the value of the skin in $-
theres no talon in s9
He mean Matis knife
pretty much the same
until next year or so
Dănuț like 15G?
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oh u meant box, I thought u meant case
Wtf bro
Probably 20 gold
sprry
What are you saying
sorry
ph ok
Guys ama back
check standoff 2 live channel
After empire get removed
its a mantis
What 1 case price gonna be?
Yes mantis
Which box and case going to removed?
100 gold
All
Empire
empire
Olds
emire
I bought stattrack deagle vermillion W investment
After that
We see soon
Go collect empire cases guys
guys the fable box is kinda old🤣
And idk the heck is even emire
any1 know when seapson 9 is coming out?
@median sable same brooo
If it got removed I think it will be higher than sharp
Since it have butterfly in it
But still high demand
s9 is either today or tuesday
yeah
It will not be removed bcuz its the most sold case out of all of the cases
because upd review always comes 2 days after skins reveal
SALE Selling my car parking acc with skins for 1500g
Guys whats the most valuabele item that yall gwt from 100coin cases?
SALE Selling my car parking acc with skins for 1500g
Ok
So revenge will be the next victim?
Guys whats the most valuabele item that yall gwt from 100coin cases?
probs
Probably
Revenge or chameleon
revenge isn't even that sold
Chameleon is kinda new
where u got the data thst people dont buy revenge
I really wanna see the dynasty box
Mechanic tho
guys revenge will be the next victim because it isn't that sold
Secret
where do u got the numbers
from
Just save silvers
idk
Anyone knows about the new dynasty box? I sure do
GUYS
😭
I beg standoff community
U ok?
It will have non permanrnt and permanent skins so common dkins would have more value
its called temporary
we need a better security
Mya
Theyy are working on bolt id dwag
What else do they have to do
What do u think about biggie and 50 cent
we are gettkng a map workshop by the end of 2025 btw
Biggie gud 50 cent gud to
and replays
will sandstone/sand yards will get a rework??
no
THANK GOD
Guys did you see the data request log in methods
New one is called bolt id isnt out yet tho
no, why?
Who wsnt play some alies
Wbout the security they made their security log in method
i mean
Its called bolt id
oh ok
Who wana play alies
Its not ready yet tho
yeah sadly
upd tdy?
They said
they said tdy?
guys I saved up 15 empire boxes, how much gold I should get?
for people asking when season 9 releases here are the posibilities
-
in a few hours
since the empire colelction offer is ending extremly soon, its possible for the update to come out today
probability: 25% -
monday
to minimize the chance of the servers crashing during the update, devs might release it on monday so that servers dont die
probability: 10% -
tuesday
based on past data, and the servers factor, we can probably expect the update to drop on tuesday, whe so2 live will most likely send update overview on yt
probability: 60% -
later
probability: 5%
Depends on demand and wait time
Nah, the dev never mention it
i saved 134 lol
Hello im new
hi
It should be any day soon
Hello new
Hi
Hi yall
Update should be any day soon
They released another video
Maybe even tmrw
ye
When new season
I saw the new karambit and its peaking
Karambit might be less fun now
I wanna know
for people asking when season 9 releases here are the posibilities
-
in a few hours
since the empire colelction offer is ending extremly soon, its possible for the update to come out today
probability: 25% -
monday
to minimize the chance of the servers crashing during the update, devs might release it on monday so that servers dont die
probability: 10% -
tuesday
based on past data, and the servers factor, we can probably expect the update to drop on tuesday, whe so2 live will most likely send update overview on yt
probability: 60% -
later
probability: 5%
ye lol is like g22 nest skin
Ye perfect match
idk how much will cost but i tink 1,5-2k max
Tag king, necro or night fury?
frrr
Still not that bad tho except the vice gloves one
😑
Since it will be new it will be more for now
😋
Akr red line
Akr blackpilled
salam aleku maleku salammm
Ahh i have 250 gold remaining
Will buy new ak next update
I have had an icewing and necro
No the vice gloves have much better options
Such as j komando pink one
Not prizm the other one
Like the one what was in the case
yep
𝑫𝒚𝒈 𝒄𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒔
Alr had carbon
It was meh tbh
me waiting for charm packs to grow on value
Night wing looks damn nice
Flows really well
When is the update coming?.
I sent it
Yea I had a necro with 5 year holos
Rlly nice
When is the update coming?
Why tho?
I dont have gloves lol im broke
But i showed u the better knife for the vice gloves
If i would be honest akr 2 years is my pick or akr scylla but 2 years is expensive
Any day soon
Chat i have a lot of leaks on the update
That wasnt showed in the video
uodate?
Such as what knives we will have except the karambit that was shown
i failed the semester
The new knife looks starved 😭
We will have a flip knife butterfly knife
Trust me flip knife should look peak
when is update?
The karambit one
Any day soon
I haven't seen the new knives but the gun skins looks fire
They sent a crossword where i found the word butterfly and flip
or come one day after the special offer ends
Isinit today the update
The pink gloves dawg
Oooo
It's a CS2 gloves item lmao
Punk gloves is just renamed vice gooves 🙏
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
market is low?
Hi
Not yet I think.
Hi
I'm happy that they're atleast reworking the mmr system 
Common skins from boxes are ruining the market servers lol
Hi
Hi
Hi
They are making a new box system to
New box system?
Hi
Temporary and non temporary skin system
So like the rent system?
Hi
Hi
So the common non temporary skins would have more value and would be less amount so it wont flood the servers
yap
Athena hi
They ain't making sheet.
Hmm...
It might drop temporary or permanent skin it all drpends on ur luck
its just bad adding these temp skins
Its an official lesk

A few days left for he update. Won't be doing anything else .
Can you make money with the temp skins
The temp skins better be the best looking skins ever
For servers its good free to play players id good
lol no
Sounds pretty cool
Probably not
Rent system ain't gonna cummm for like 8,9 months
I think you didnt understand
Its from a box
Nope 👎
You can use it but you cant sell it or rent it
are they adding the trading thing again

Idont think so
And it lasts loke five days in your invenotey
@surreal scroll comp?
The update ain't happening today Right???
flip
hear me out
Update will be today. No?
Accidentally deleted the update, sorry man
@surreal scroll u wanna go comp?
special offer
Ye
villan
You're my ho
Because there's only 1 and 15 mins left for empire collection
@plain pagoda dawg srh ain't holdin back😭
They added a countdown?
I ain't Ur mama
@lunar chasm sty
There is in the game.
Hi guys
💔
1 hour and 15 mins left
Hi
That's another 2 years of waiting 
Is that indian still here?
Then Empire goes bye bye
When update coming?
@lunar chasm bra
Who are u?
Just like how standoff 2 intended to be
Ask the developerd
@lunar chasm ro
🙉
I am steve!!!
All the trailers were just for show 
Bro u got shot sit down
Anyone got some OF kinda stuff?
Bru
😺
Anyone selling white corrode pattern?
Can I ask this update is dope or not, cuz I didn't saw trailers of season 9 update
Cuz of my job
Akimbo uzis coming out
Guys i am selling blue gem gloves anyone wanna buy
I am selling blue gem tec 9
Someone gimme some videos... Sauce
How much
What pattern?
Ayo?
Like its full on only blue
🫴🕊️
@lunar chasm ggs
Really rare pattern
Lemme see them
Not even on the market
Scam?
What glove
in fact it does not exist at all
I loev the hedge maze but have no moni
@median sable send pic in photos
Sent it
Can you put on sale for 100k or smt so i can look at them?
Bro i sent the picture
I wanna see the whole side
Just tell me the pattern and put them on sale like that
I was joking lol
Alr
Haha so funny
UPDATE DROPPED
I found the most wild pattern 💀
Why u lying
is not funny
Report him for false information
😂😂😂
Oma send the best glove pattern chat
UPDATE GUYS
where are you from ze
from
Guys in 5 minutes the case empire is gone
no
omg update!!
shut up
??
where are you guys from
moon






