💬│english-chat

[sick cave]

You don't need people to say no to understand that they don't want to give anything to you. Maybe if you use your brain a little bit, you'd know

[nocturne furnace]

I can show u

[sick cave]

But sadly, you ain't got one

[wild dock]

Word

[raw oar]

I trust you 🫡

[nocturne furnace]

Come on vc @raw oar

[unkempt mica]

No need to stoop down to his level bossman

[raw oar]

Ok

[stray violet]

The beggar or the one being begged?

[unkempt mica]

Don't insult him

[nocturne furnace]

I insist

[sick cave]

You are, delusional bro

[gusty shell]

Dont need any Netflix or Amzon Prime if u have Discord so2 servers

[unkempt mica]

Real

[lilac sierra]

Bro W inventory

Clean setup

And combos

[unkempt mica]

Anyways guys I'm buying hot wheels tomorrow and does anyone have any recommendations

[unkempt mica]

I think they make my room look nice and I just love cars in general

[sick cave]

You are delusional to think that people are gonna give you gold with that attitude of yours, you're just that dumb to notice that people don't like you being here, thus why you're the delusional one

[nocturne furnace]

U see?

[unkempt mica]

Nice

[tepid sapphire]

takes one to know one

[raw oar]

W inventory bro

[unkempt mica]

Hot wheels are awesome

[gusty shell]

@nocturne furnace Are you shitting money bro 10/10 Inventory got my respect

[tepid sapphire]

I remember buying a toilet car idk where I put it prolly lost it

[wild dock]

Ong he is

[raw oar]

He is rich asf

[nocturne furnace]

The definition of being rich

[stray violet]

Omg zen inventory is soo good

[nocturne furnace]

😂

[unkempt mica]

When I die I want my coffin to be a cut out Porsche 917 replica with a huge hot wheels logo on it or a 1:1 scale megalodon statue with me being in it's mouth and everybody eho attends has to wear krusty krab hats

[stray violet]

Zen is my favorite person in this server

[lilac sierra]

Clean asf

[raw oar]

Yeah

How did u get that rich?

[lilac sierra]

Definitely a solid 10/10 from me as well.

[gusty shell]

Bro was the student who would never achieve anything he proved them wrong

[unkempt mica]

Employment

[feral valley]

It's supposed to be me...

[nocturne furnace]

😂😂

[stray violet]

My inventory consists of buying what I like and then not liking my inventory

🔥 🔥 🔥

[raw oar]

employment idk what is this word

[unkempt mica]

Not me?💔

I thought we had something special💔

[stray violet]

Blud idk you

[unkempt mica]

Having a job

[stray violet]

💔

[lilac sierra]

Same

😭

[feral valley]

Tragic story of how I spent $400+

[unkempt mica]

On everybody's soul you do

[raw oar]

"job" not familiar with it

[stray violet]

Bro bought 1 of my knives 😭

[unkempt mica]

Could've bought like 40 kebabs💔

[mental hollow]

Those who are employed 💀

[feral valley]

💀

[feral valley]

😭🙏🙏

[nocturne furnace]

Not even 200

[unkempt mica]

Still water+mango+German stare+those who know💀

[gusty shell]

....... 🙏 Respect to the gone Kebabs.....

[mental hollow]

Toes who nose 💀

[feral valley]

Just steal, you'll get there eventually.

[raw oar]

bacon egg and cheese

[nocturne furnace]

😂😂

[unkempt mica]

Ts who pmo 💀

[mental hollow]

ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts

[unkempt mica]

Are you sure?

[gusty shell]

Now honestly, how much does a kebab cost from you?

[lilac sierra]

Bro knows all the TikTok brain rot lore 😭

[feral valley]

0.50

[unkempt mica]

I have no idea

[raw oar]

Zen donate to the poor unemployed people

[stray violet]

💀 💀 💀

[unkempt mica]

I eat pljeskavica🤑🤑🤑(Serbian version of burger)

[gusty shell]

Ups* i ment how much cost in ur country?

[stray violet]

Ts who r shkpr 💀

[unkempt mica]

If I didn't have a fast metabolism I swear I'd be a beached whale

[raw oar]

those who have slow metabolism (me)

[unkempt mica]

br u rnt skspr💔

[nocturne furnace]

I will

[mental hollow]

That's over 50 30cm kebabs 💔

[raw oar]

🥀

[lilac sierra]

?

[nocturne furnace]

@raw oar Too bad I got a 200 dollar scolding from Discord

[feral valley]

Could've fed the homeless 😔🙏

[unkempt mica]

This is why depression exists among us,qkvds financial choices:broken_heart

[mental hollow]

Couldve ate them all 💔

[raw oar]

🤑🤑

[stray violet]

What does this mean 💔

[nocturne furnace]

I got scam..

From discord...

[unkempt mica]

Skill issue

[raw oar]

😔

[nocturne furnace]

Fr man

[stray violet]

Awwwww

[mental hollow]

among us you say?

[gusty shell]

Gyus told my mom to quit her job. I played so well today that I got stabbed even though I had a fully loaded M4. If only I had better ping, I would be pro...

[feral valley]

Could've thrown up after 13 💔

[raw oar]

/retun zen money

[unkempt mica]

When ts imposter is pmo 💀

[mental hollow]

you mean 2 😭

[stray violet]

[feral valley]

I might be hungry 😭

[nocturne furnace]

[unkempt mica]

Blasphemy to puke after two perfect kebabs

[lilac sierra]

Bro went from 🤑 to 😔 so fast 😭

[unkempt mica]

Unforgivable

[stray violet]

"imposter" br u nt skpr 💔

[unkempt mica]

Rich people with bipolar personality disorder

[raw oar]

the money goes where i go

[feral valley]

Lowk ts pmo

[mental hollow]

i just lost my daaaaaawwggg

[gusty shell]

Does anyone know where I can date 5-year-olds?

[unkempt mica]

India

[lilac sierra]

BRO WHAT

[feral valley]

and idk how to chase the baaaagg

[unkempt mica]

I miss that era of TikTok

[stray violet]

"Lowk" u n skp

[unkempt mica]

And hood irony

[gusty shell]

Thx bro, i'l book the next flight

[mental hollow]

peak

[raw oar]

guys i have 0.89 gold am i making progress?

[lilac sierra]

💀

[unkempt mica]

Gold is gold I guess

[raw oar]

my goal is 10B

[mental hollow]

You can buy like 1/5 of akr tiger

[feral valley]

Tbh idk ts js is 💔😭🙏

[lilac sierra]

Yes

[lilac sierra]

Valid goal fr

[gusty shell]

Girl is girl i take what i get

[raw oar]

totally

[lilac sierra]

Dawg you wildin 😭

[unkempt mica]

Guys unrelated but do you guys think the megalodon is awesome

[mental hollow]

Chat i have -272013.39 gold, am i making progress?

[stray violet]

"Tbh" n sp 💔 💔

[tepid sapphire]

I know

[lilac sierra]

Yes

W balance

[raw oar]

maybe

[unkempt mica]

Because I recently drew one and it turns out it was nearly blue whale sized

[gusty shell]

I'l give u 20% of the girl just give me the location

[unkempt mica]

24m fish of death and despair💔

[mental hollow]

Also i recently ranked up to wood 2 on Comp, W progress?

[stray violet]

WHATTTTT

[raw oar]

bro owns money to zen😭🥀

[lilac sierra]

Wood 2 😭

[unkempt mica]

Sharks are top 5 animals oat

[lilac sierra]

I’m dead asf

[stray violet]

Damn u pro as hell

I'm barely dirt 3

[mental hollow]

Man i was on dirt 3 this morning

[raw oar]

bombardino crocodilo

[unkempt mica]

I'm fecal matter 4 bro💔

[stray violet]

WHATTTTTTT

[lilac sierra]

W rank up

[mental hollow]

LMFAOOOOOO

[lilac sierra]

Holy

[lilac sierra]

😳

[raw oar]

does anyone even play real cs2 here?

[mental hollow]

Ur funny pls dont go bald

[unkempt mica]

I'm bismuth 4.5 rn😈😈😈

[feral valley]

I just made it to soil 1 💔

[unkempt mica]

Hold your horses buddy one of my fav ballers are Zidane

[raw oar]

Ur so funny pls dont beat ur son

[mental hollow]

Man im so hungry i could eat a HORSE

[gusty shell]

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=AYT-A2elImPqbOk5
Here u can get free Gold (u get arround 20 Gold a day)

[mental hollow]

please BEAT your son*

[unkempt mica]

Can't wait to splash water on my head when I'm 60 and bald so if the sun hits the right angle people get blind

[lilac sierra]

Don’t eat a horse

[unkempt mica]

You won't limit MY free will

[mental hollow]

is this a sign to gamble

[stray violet]

OUR free will

[unkempt mica]

Yes

[stray violet]

Lemme get my belt

[lilac sierra]

Yes

[mental hollow]

that's pretty communist of you

[raw oar]

"free will"💔

[lilac sierra]

I’ll gamble with you

[unkempt mica]

Don't forget the alcohol and car keys

[stray violet]

u nt skpr gng

[lilac sierra]

Let’s run blackjack

[gusty shell]

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=AYT-A2elImPqbOk5
FREE GOLD ☝️☝️☝️

[mental hollow]

Bet im opening my 300 empire cases now

[raw oar]

WE GET IT BRO

[lilac sierra]

Bet lemme watch

[mental hollow]

i lied i dont have that many 💔

[stray violet]

YouTube link in general chat whaduhelll

[unkempt mica]

We gotta start brutalizing people who still do Rick rolls

WE

[stray violet]

I fell for it

[mental hollow]

ITS A RICKROLL????

[raw oar]

yuo

[lilac sierra]

I can already guess

[stray violet]

[mental hollow]

Aint no way 💀

[lilac sierra]

It’s rickroll

😆

[unkempt mica]

never lose yuo zigma

[mental hollow]

getting rickrolled by the ORGINAL LINK is mad

[gusty shell]

Hihihiji

[unkempt mica]

The moon will rise again or something idk

[mental hollow]

What do we say 3 times?

Bacon Bacon Bacon

[raw oar]

sus sus sus

[unkempt mica]

Fent fent fent

[raw oar]

where?

[lilac sierra]

Lettuce lettuce lettuce

[mental hollow]

is this a sign to take fentanyl

[lilac sierra]

No

[gusty shell]

_igger
Which letter is missing?

[lilac sierra]

Meth

[stray violet]

Von Von Von

[mental hollow]

B

[raw oar]

D

[unkempt mica]

Q

[gusty shell]

Yes!

[unkempt mica]

🤑🤑🤑

[mental hollow]

King von 🥀

[gusty shell]

Oh.. YESSS

[mental hollow]

he lookin up at us 💔

[gusty shell]

YESSSS

[oak lagoon]

I just fr#cking lost all my gold on a craft and a stupid sticker pack

[nocturne furnace]

I'm donating 100 gold to the person who replies first to this message.

[stray violet]

He looking down on us 💔

[unkempt mica]

Hey guys does anybody here fw Yugoslavian rock

[lilac sierra]

F in the chat

[gusty shell]

B

[mental hollow]

That is an INSANE skill issue my man

[nocturne furnace]

@gusty shell winer

[unkempt mica]

Please tell me you do💔

[nocturne furnace]

@gusty shell dms

[oak lagoon]

Blowing my fr#cking brains out grr 😡

[mental hollow]

Yes

[unkempt mica]

Painting the wall behind me🤑

[raw oar]

nig__ which letters are missing?

[unkempt mica]

PLEASE search Bjesovi kiša

[mental hollow]

ht

[raw oar]

correct

[unkempt mica]

Or Avioni pevaju

[mental hollow]

Bet

[unkempt mica]

I live for those two songs

Also sharks and hot wheels

[stray violet]

Ridin roun inna droptop with a stolen Glock!!!!!!!!
Searching for ma opps!!!!!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[unkempt mica]

Honorable mentions: invincible, football and Serbian food

[mental hollow]

bazinga

[raw oar]

we just got 8 free pizzas

[stray violet]

WE just got 8 free pizzas

[unkempt mica]

Artists who can sing vs artists eho can't

[unkempt mica]

Are you sure

[stray violet]

I eated 3

[hushed kestrel]

Actually niger is a country

[unkempt mica]

Nigeria too

[hushed kestrel]

Yh

[lilac sierra]

I’ll donate 100 gold to the first person that can guess what number I’m thinking of 1-100 2 minute time limit

[mental hollow]

‼️ Terrifying fish in louisiana walks on land and threatens to destroy lithuania ‼️

[unkempt mica]

75

[lilac sierra]

Starting now

[unkempt mica]

Good

[hushed kestrel]

88

[unkempt mica]

What Galaxy is Lithuania in again

[unkempt mica]

Golly gee I failed💔💔💔

[mental hollow]

Sigma centairi

[stray violet]

The 4th one I think

[mental hollow]

or sus amogus idk

[tepid sapphire]

30% of waht

[mental hollow]

Banger

[unkempt mica]

Yeah what does he mean by 40%

[unkempt mica]

Yeah

Goated song

[hushed kestrel]

50% what

[unkempt mica]

80% what

[mental hollow]

60% ???

[hushed kestrel]

70%?

[lilac sierra]

1000 gold to the first person to guess the number 1-1000, 5 minute time limit ends at 4:37

[mental hollow]

80???????

[unkempt mica]

888

[lilac sierra]

🙂

[hushed kestrel]

Hell nah

[mental hollow]

π

[crude wren]

[radiant ravine]

69

[hushed kestrel]

Im at 6:33 rn

[unkempt mica]

7 maybe 7.2

[lilac sierra]

6:37 for you

[radiant ravine]

69

[hushed kestrel]

tysm

[hushed kestrel]

654

[mental hollow]

Mythical ball knowledge

[hushed kestrel]

e^2

[lilac sierra]

I’ll give out a hint

[unkempt mica]

Mystical ball knowledge

[lilac sierra]

It’s high

[hushed kestrel]

Omg

[stray violet]

Idk 55,482

[mental hollow]

me

[hushed kestrel]

What a hint

[mental hollow]

The number is me

[lilac sierra]

😭

[unkempt mica]

0.5

[hushed kestrel]

Thats a high number tbh

[mental hollow]

Actually

[unkempt mica]

Ik

[mental hollow]

YOU are the number

@lilac sierra

[lilac sierra]

😳

[mental hollow]

Ur high as hell

[plain pagoda]

ded ahh server

[stray violet]

Guys guys

[hushed kestrel]

0.5”

[lilac sierra]

😭😭😭😭

[hushed kestrel]

So big

[stray violet]

The number is the journey we made

[lilac sierra]

How’d you know

[mental hollow]

fishes fishes

[crude wren]

Standoff 2 came out !!!

[unkempt mica]

No I'm grand regent Thragg ruler of Viltrum raahhh I love my line up or something

[mental hollow]

im goated like that

[stray violet]

The friends we made along the way

[lilac sierra]

😭

[unkempt mica]

And I love thraxans

[mental hollow]

Standoff 3 just got REALESED

[lilac sierra]

2 minutes left guys

[radiant ravine]

comp?

[lilac sierra]

I’ll give out another hit

It’s in the 700’s

[unkempt mica]

Krakatoa just erupted💔

[hushed kestrel]

Standoff 5 coming soon

[crude wren]

[hushed kestrel]

732

[radiant ravine]

723

[hushed kestrel]

725

[unkempt mica]

Abraham Lincoln died guys🥀

[stray violet]

3 million

[hushed kestrel]

783

[celest acorn]

Que pasa

[hushed kestrel]

750

[mental hollow]

Standoff 5 is just like me 🥀

[radiant ravine]

769

[lilac sierra]

I’m scared

[hushed kestrel]

799

781

[unkempt mica]

Key pasta

[hushed kestrel]

751

[radiant ravine]

777

[unkempt mica]

888

[hushed kestrel]

Que pasa tio

[stray violet]

Playing standoff 7 beta rn

[celest acorn]

Help me im inder the water

[mental hollow]

271

[hushed kestrel]

764

[mental hollow]

What are we guessing

[celest acorn]

Gluglugluglu

[radiant ravine]

711

[hushed kestrel]

789

[radiant ravine]

712

753

[wild pulsar]

When does season9 come to iphones

[radiant ravine]

783

[hushed kestrel]

My phone number

[unkempt mica]

Become amphibian or fish

[radiant ravine]

789

[mental hollow]

yestetday

[hushed kestrel]

791

[unkempt mica]

2078

[hushed kestrel]

792

[lilac sierra]

😭😭😭

[radiant ravine]

744

743

[mental hollow]

3

[hushed kestrel]

794

[mental hollow]

Did i win

[lilac sierra]

Holy hell you guys are getting close

[radiant ravine]

741

[hushed kestrel]

745

[unkempt mica]

800

[wild pulsar]

Bro in iphones it doesnt work

[hushed kestrel]

746

[radiant ravine]

746

[celest acorn]

See i wouldve became a fish but @stray violet fish is under there

[mental hollow]

This chat is so braindead i love it

[radiant ravine]

748

[wild pulsar]

769

[radiant ravine]

749

[hushed kestrel]

749

780

[wild pulsar]

711

[radiant ravine]

755

[wild pulsar]

721

[crude wren]

@celest acorn

[hushed kestrel]

763

[wild pulsar]

701

[radiant ravine]

757

[mental hollow]

798

[wild pulsar]

708

[celest acorn]

Que

[radiant ravine]

727

[wild pulsar]

788

[hushed kestrel]

791

[crude wren]

Dm

[wild pulsar]

799

[lilac sierra]

Times up

[hushed kestrel]

796

[wild pulsar]

777

[hushed kestrel]

797

[unkempt mica]

Just slide me the gold gng💔

[wild pulsar]

765

789

[hushed kestrel]

798

799

[radiant ravine]

nah i got ut

[lilac sierra]

BRO 😭😭😭

[wild pulsar]

721

[radiant ravine]

it

[stray violet]

Guys if your phone number was the amount of money you had, how much money would you have?

[wild pulsar]

722

[unkempt mica]

It's not that hard💔

[wild pulsar]

732

[unkempt mica]

I was two numbers away🥀

[hushed kestrel]

Ehhhh

[celest acorn]

0

[stray violet]

Calling yo ahh rn

[unkempt mica]

5 bucks

[mental hollow]

7 dollars

[lilac sierra]

You should’ve guessed it earlier brudda 😭

[hushed kestrel]

$ [phone]

[radiant ravine]

nah i guessed that

[kindred steeple]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/202620356

[hushed kestrel]

Gell nah

[unkempt mica]

No

[mental hollow]

@lilac sierra pay up lil bro

[hushed kestrel]

It said edited

[mental hollow]

no false

False

[unkempt mica]

Gell nah

[lilac sierra]

Nah yall editing it now

😭

[mental hollow]

‼️‼️‼️

Fasle

!!!!!

pay up

Lil bro

[hushed kestrel]

I won

I said 799

[mental hollow]

or im sending the IRS to get yo ahh

[hushed kestrel]

And 789

Crazy

[lilac sierra]

It was 798 you said it literally seconds after I said time was up 😭

[unkempt mica]

Guys do you goon to conquest from invincible

[hushed kestrel]

Omg

[unkempt mica]

🤤

[mental hollow]

no i prefer you

[unkempt mica]

❤️

[mental hollow]

👅

Bend ova 👅

[lilac sierra]

Ima do more games for yall don’t worry

Lowk bored

[stray violet]

[lilac sierra]

Gimme a min

[hushed kestrel]

Wheres my prize

[mental hollow]

in my van

Come inside

[unkempt mica]

I can give you 60 seconds but a minute is too much

[tidal bison]

guys do u think when will be new season?

[hushed kestrel]

Do u have a van

[unkempt mica]

Say less

[hushed kestrel]

Fakin crazy

[mental hollow]

17 hours ago

[mental hollow]

You have a special place in the backseat 👅

[hushed kestrel]

The last decade

[unkempt mica]

2014

[lilac sierra]

You said it seconds late og I didn’t lie… 💔

[tidal bison]

on what region? russia?

[mental hollow]

mars

[lilac sierra]

^

[unkempt mica]

I thought you meant a different type of come inside but I'm not disappointed😈😈😈

[lilac sierra]

^

[hushed kestrel]

U said until 6:34

[mental hollow]

we can get to that later 👅

[hushed kestrel]

37*

[unkempt mica]

Unrelated but Porsche 917 is awesome

[tidal bison]

alr alr

[mental hollow]

944 my GOAT

[lilac sierra]

Look

[unkempt mica]

"Alr alr ladies😏" head ahh💔

[hushed kestrel]

Edited

Bro doesnt want to pay

Ill kidnap u

[lilac sierra]

Not edited 💔

[unkempt mica]

993 goated

[stray violet]

993 best 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[unkempt mica]

My man

[mental hollow]

Pontiac trans am 🤤

[unkempt mica]

No homo

[hushed kestrel]

?

[unkempt mica]

Pontiac is goated too bro oml

[hushed kestrel]

Dat was very homo

[unkempt mica]

Are you sure

[mental hollow]

Hes homiesexual

[unkempt mica]

Are you sure

[hushed kestrel]

Yes

[mental hollow]

Are you sure

[gusty shell]

Bro Just gave me 100 -20% 80 Gold thx bro

[mental hollow]

Are you sure

[unkempt mica]

Someone send an Omni man gif it looks awkward

[unkempt mica]

Tell him he's awesome

[nocturne furnace]

I didn't have any gold for taxes.

[unkempt mica]

Or marry him

[mental hollow]

We all got the reference ♥️

[unkempt mica]

Same thing

[unkempt mica]

I feel so understood

[gusty shell]

I marry

[hushed kestrel]

Ill give 1 gold to the one who guess what number am i thinking 1-100000

[unkempt mica]

Who needs a therapist when you have so2 server

[nocturne furnace]

-1

😂

[unkempt mica]

Aight bro💔

[lilac sierra]

97364

[mental hollow]

yes

[mental hollow]

6

[hushed kestrel]

15 minutes

[mental hollow]

The π

[median sable]

Where the huzz at

[unkempt mica]

Well 1-100000 is 99999

Easy math

I'm so zigma

[hushed kestrel]

Bro is so smart

[gusty shell]

Nigma move

[median sable]

Where the huzz at bro

[hushed kestrel]

Someone give him a nobel prize

[median sable]

N word bypasser

[unkempt mica]

Albert Einstein skipped school to watch me

[unkempt mica]

I misread it

[gusty shell]

O ment Sigma..🤥

[mental hollow]

I skip school to touch you

[hushed kestrel]

Ehhh??

[unkempt mica]

I welcome it

[hushed kestrel]

Wdym

[median sable]

Bro

[mental hollow]

👅

[hushed kestrel]

What did u read

[unkempt mica]

niger🇳🇪+an extra g

[median sable]

Where the huzz at?

[hushed kestrel]

??????

[hushed kestrel]

Whats huzz

[wild dock]

HAHAHAH what

[hidden sigil]

really bro in ramadan?

[mental hollow]

Im pretty sure you could send the whole thing hard R using 3 flags

[median sable]

I aint muslim

[rough shore]

Which date is come season 9

[unkempt mica]

Not everybody is Muslim slime💔

[hidden sigil]

doesn’t matter

[hidden sigil]

doesn’t matter

[hushed kestrel]

The last worldcup

[hidden sigil]

repent before it’s too late

[unkempt mica]

It does because I said so huzzah

[mental hollow]

yes lmao still works

[median sable]

Christians dont have ramadan

[unkempt mica]

We have lent

[lunar monolith]

I wouldn't even keep u as a slave in my empire

[mental hollow]

Yes

[median sable]

I mean

[unkempt mica]

I'm thragging it

For Viltrum

We ALL goon to William and general Kregg

[mental hollow]

Mods, ban everyone

[median sable]

Y all r weird

[unkempt mica]

It's satire dawg

[median sable]

Wadda do?

[hushed kestrel]

/ ban @mental hollow

[mental hollow]

Are you new to the internet 💔

[unkempt mica]

No💔

[hidden sigil]

i would beat thragg in a1v1

too ez

[median sable]

No but BaCK In My DAys

Discord wasn't like this

When i was 15

[unkempt mica]

Reno vs 6'10 400 pound evil Freddie Mercury
Who wins

[mental hollow]

Ily bbg

[hushed kestrel]

Bro is 16

[median sable]

24*

[hushed kestrel]

Wth

[median sable]

But alr

[mental hollow]

LMAO

[hidden sigil]

listen to tupac how long will they hold me

[hidden sigil]

my glock 19

[unkempt mica]

9 years on discord💔💔💔💔

[median sable]

Wym

[mental hollow]

Damn unc 💀

[unkempt mica]

Unfair

Grrr

[median sable]

Bro

[hidden sigil]

tupac - how long will they mourn me

[hushed kestrel]

whats unc

[unkempt mica]

Uncle

[hidden sigil]

what’s uncle

[hushed kestrel]

Ty

[mental hollow]

What color you choosing for your casket 💔

[unkempt mica]

Uncle iroh

[hidden sigil]

who tryna get boosted to elite

[median sable]

If i am unc then ur momma is a fossil 💀

[hidden sigil]

charging 1k
gold

[unkempt mica]

"you must goon for the fire nation prince zuko"

[median sable]

Gimme

[hidden sigil]

u wanna get boosted

[median sable]

I want gold

[mental hollow]

Boosted to bronze 4 💔

[hidden sigil]

my account is like 200k gold

[clear flame]

update?

[hidden sigil]

it would be more if i didn’t buy these scam passes

and just bought gold

[unkempt mica]

78889 for bronze 2😈

[hidden sigil]

PASSES ARE A SCAM

[mental hollow]

Nah

[unkempt mica]

When an elephant jumps

[mental hollow]

yes please

[unkempt mica]

Or when sharks walk

[clear flame]

ruff

[summer pasture]

Mine is free

[crude wren]

[median sable]

Kinda

[hushed kestrel]

When the pigs flies

[unkempt mica]

Awesome sauce

[mental hollow]

My account is worth yes

[hidden sigil]

no

[mental hollow]

Its worth

[hidden sigil]

not kinda

[hushed kestrel]

Real

[hidden sigil]

they all are

[summer pasture]

lol

[hidden sigil]

i have 6 passes full bought

[mental hollow]

10 bazzilion Zimbabwe dollars

[hidden sigil]

and I AINT GET NOTHING

[clear flame]

so 200 mexican pesos?

[unkempt mica]

3 US dollars MAX

[hidden sigil]

and then i spent like 12k to get a m4a1 kitsune

maxed out the frame

[mental hollow]

about 21 cents

[hushed kestrel]

1000000 Venezuelan bolivares

[clear flame]

lol

[mental hollow]

That's -2 dollars

[median sable]

Chat

If yo switch your country to argentina

Gold is cheaper

But i think its banable

[mental hollow]

Doesnt russia have the cheapest gold

[hushed kestrel]

So close

[median sable]

Nah

Turkey and argentian cooks

[clear flame]

nah

[mental hollow]

How much

[hushed kestrel]

They just deleted 14 zeros from their money bills

[mental hollow]

Is 3k gold there

[median sable]

Like i can buy a 30 dollar thing for 5 dollars or sum

[clear flame]

35$

[median sable]

Lemme check

[blissful sand]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/171289214

[mental hollow]

Dawg that's exactly as much as we have it in Poland

[blissful sand]

Guys if anyone can join my squad that would be wery helpful

[mental hollow]

also can someone explain why is gold cheaper on andriod

[clear flame]

that price seems to be global

[clear flame]

it is?

[mental hollow]

On iphones 3000 gold is 200zł, and on Android its 130zł

70zł difference

Which is like 20 dollars

[hushed kestrel]

Mine is the same

[mental hollow]

Wait no

15

[hushed kestrel]

As an iphone

Or android

[mental hollow]

Lol

[median sable]

17 dollars for 3k gold

In turkey

[clear flame]

apple pay stuff probably

[clear flame]

ong

[mental hollow]

may be

[median sable]

What

[cloud ice]

Fr?

[clear flame]

how do i change servers

[median sable]

If apple taxes you tho

[median sable]

Yes

[median sable]

Depends

[clear flame]

asking for a friend😊

[mental hollow]

30 euro for 3k on Android in Poland

[median sable]

Depends kn the platform

[cloud ice]

That's expensive

[hushed kestrel]

36 dollars for 3k gold

[clear flame]

@median sable using vpn works?

[median sable]

In turkey it sonly 17 dollars

[mental hollow]

its almost 50 dollars on iPhone here

[hushed kestrel]

What

[clear flame]

ah yea

[hushed kestrel]

50 dollars

[median sable]

I mean the settings or the app store

[mental hollow]

Ur getting banned for talking about this here btw

So better delete it

[hushed kestrel]

Yh

[clear flame]

✨

free my boi tupac he ain't do nun😔

[mental hollow]

fr

[median sable]

My ba dim sorry

I did not know that
And have not done that thing either

[clear flame]

I'll try em later ig

thanks @median sable

[median sable]

But fr i purchase from
My own country only

[mental hollow]

you will try to NOT do that later right?

[median sable]

Bcuz itd basically stealing if u do that

[clear flame]

yuh😊😊

[mental hollow]

he gave you instrctions on how to not accidentally do it frfr

[clear flame]

im a good standoff 2 citizen☺️

[median sable]

Terrorist*

[clear flame]

lololol

[mental hollow]

Same, i buy every pass, and skins ✅✅

[median sable]

Nah but fr fr i just support the devs and i do not evade the country tax

[mental hollow]

For the highest price possible ofc

[clear flame]

how dare they ban me!

my inv is worth liek 3 gold fr

[median sable]

Y all. R unlucky that you born in europe

I am born near turkey

[mental hollow]

My inventory is like π gold

[clear flame]

man of god(axlebolt)

[median sable]

So i can just go there by a car

[clear flame]

3.14159265358979323846264

[mental hollow]

Naw bro i lived in argentina for my whole life!

and i am in turkey every year!!!

[median sable]

Fr fr

[lethal sentinel]

Wsggg

[median sable]

That what microsoft thinks lol

[mental hollow]

Yoo sup

[clear flame]

i just found out that im turkish ✨

i feel blessed

[mental hollow]

Same

[lethal sentinel]

Am with my friend at home

[median sable]

Lol

[lethal sentinel]

Chilling

[mental hollow]

Nice

[winged warren]

MashAllah abi

[lethal sentinel]

am dizzy asf

[winged warren]

Lol jk jk

[mental hollow]

Alcohol 🔥🔥🔥

[lethal sentinel]

Yes sirrr🤙 whiskey

[median sable]

They found out that hypothetically if you live in turkey purchasing gold is 50% cheaper

[mental hollow]

Hell yeah core

[clear flame]

lololol lemme pretend that i understand

[median sable]

Now they found out they are turkish

[clear flame]

ikrikr

[lethal sentinel]

Didn't know that

[winged warren]

I don’t either😂

[lethal sentinel]

I'll tell jasmine to buy me

lol

Hahahah

[grave hull]

Update came out?

[median sable]

Viskey kola karol tancpolan ahh talk

[lethal sentinel]

30march

1000%

don't ask again thanks

[grave hull]

Wtf 💔

[lethal sentinel]

Yep

[mental hollow]

Dear moderators, we are joking around and we never intent to abuse this, matter of fact we dont know how to do it, actually we are talking about something else

[grave hull]

Alr

[lethal sentinel]

It's the official announcement

[lethal sentinel]

HAHAAHAHAH

[mental hollow]

[lethal sentinel]

NO WE DON'T XA

[mental hollow]

yeah if im being honest, i dont even speak english

[median sable]

Mods do jot tickle my feet i didnt break the rules

[mental hollow]

Whatever i said is google translator's fault

[clear flame]

nice translator u got

mr. turk

[mental hollow]

Yes

[mental hollow]

🙏

[median sable]

I will start speaking turkish fr fr

[clear flame]

i know liek 1 turkish word

[lethal sentinel]

I was talking to a turkish girl

[clear flame]

so am basically turkish

[lethal sentinel]

a 15 popped in our loby and she tried to rizz her

[mental hollow]

ive been in turkey on vacation so im turkish

[lethal sentinel]

and she pretended that she was my gf so he will stop

and he didn't 😂

[median sable]

I wish i was born in turkey

[lethal sentinel]

I know bad words

In turkish

Even though am greek

[median sable]

If you are turkish hypothetically 3k gold is 17 usd

[mental hollow]

I wish i was a little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a cat in a hat with a bat

[median sable]

I wish i was turkish

I wish i was Turkish
I wish i had 1700 usd
I wish i had a 100k usd pc build

[mental hollow]

And 63' impala

I wish i had 10 million beers

[lethal sentinel]

Dude

nobody asked

[clear flame]

hw tall r u anyway

[lethal sentinel]

😭😭😭

1.86

[mental hollow]

6'0 💔

[lethal sentinel]

Lol

[median sable]

Average man driving on a Sunday morning when he sees a happy well living family

[clear flame]

you're tall wym

[mental hollow]

182 in normal units

[mental hollow]

its Song lyrics

[lethal sentinel]

In china you are tall

lol

[clear flame]

oh rly😭

[mental hollow]

Yes 😭

[clear flame]

darn

[median sable]

Go baxk to india

[plain pagoda]

why would i go back

i am alr in india

[median sable]

Real?

[mental hollow]

go further into India then

[mental hollow]

yes

Literally me

Drinking and driving 🔥🔥🔥

[lethal sentinel]

always drink and drive

Guys

[clear flame]

@plain pagoda hi

[unkempt mica]

I'm 5'9 bro

[lethal sentinel]

best advice for beginners

[plain pagoda]

hii gng long time no see

how u doin

[median sable]

Dwarf ❤️

[clear flame]

you the phoenix guy i played with last time?

[mental hollow]

5'9 is basicly 5'10 man

And 5'10 is literally 5'11

[unkempt mica]

I turned 14 last month so I think I'm all sweet and dandy like cotton candy

[median sable]

I am 6'12

[mental hollow]

And everyone knows 5'11 is 6'0

So you are 6'0 my brother

[clear flame]

lmfao

[lethal sentinel]

For me if a woman is like under 1.55 she's yoo short

Or a guy being like under 1.75

[lethal sentinel]

WTH

[median sable]

What

[mental hollow]

Im 12'39

[lethal sentinel]

So you are over

1.90 cm

Right

[median sable]

For a 24 year old its normal

[cunning ether]

I m 0'6

[median sable]

Probably

[plain pagoda]

umm i dont really remember 🥀

[proven summit]

6'12 isnt a thing lmaoooooo

[mental hollow]

On different planet? Sure cosmic unc

[mental hollow]

Also that lmao

[median sable]

Bro i swear

[proven summit]

max 5'10

6'12 lmaooo😭😭😭

[mental hollow]

5'2 💔

[median sable]

Idk either im bad at maths either im bad at maths

[lethal sentinel]

How tall are u

[mental hollow]

Below 5' you are legally considered a dwarf no?

[cunning ether]

"max 5'10" ts ain't town hall buddy

[median sable]

But i am 6'10 then

[plain pagoda]

i am 9’17

🥀

[proven summit]

6'1

[lethal sentinel]

AHHAHAHHAHAHA

[mental hollow]

Im 9'11

[lethal sentinel]

So you are

[median sable]

I wanted to say that

[clear flame]

that's me what now, discrimination 😠😿

mods ban em

[proven summit]

185 cm

[mental hollow]

Actually guys, im 1'3

[lethal sentinel]

Am 6'2

[clear flame]

for speaking the truth

[median sable]

Go fight knights 💀

[proven summit]

lanky

[lethal sentinel]

LOL

[mental hollow]

In reality im 0'2

[plain pagoda]

hell nah short girls are cute as hell

[median sable]

6.10 is peak

[lethal sentinel]

The most attractive heights 🤙

[clear flame]

says the indian

[mental hollow]

skyscraper unc

[white rain]

Guys is there a way I can report hackers

[clear flame]

anyone is cute to u tbh

[proven summit]

😭😭😭😭

[plain pagoda]

i am 6’3

🥀

[median sable]

Nah is am more like a twon tower

[mental hollow]

there NO WAY 💀

[median sable]

I am dunking like shawuil o neal

[mental hollow]

not a chance

[clear flame]

word!

[mental hollow]

Not even the slimmest

[clear flame]

i believe em

[lethal sentinel]

Are u Indian?

[median sable]

I was 6 feet at the age of 14

[clear flame]

frfr liek ong i buy it

[lethal sentinel]

dang

freya how tall are u

xixiiii

[plain pagoda]

😭 i feel so bad that you guys are missing out on good indians🙏🏻🙏🏻

[mental hollow]

Damn guys yall crazy, i only have 2 feet

[proven summit]

i been stuck at 6'1 for 3 years pmo

[plain pagoda]

but whtevrr

u do u

[white rain]

Guys if a hacker from the opponent gets banned do I get my mmr back?

[clear flame]

I don't answer questions🤠

[median sable]

He is legally considered as a knight fighting dwarf

[lethal sentinel]

Shorty xa

[plain pagoda]

yup

[unkempt mica]

I turned 14 last month and I'm 175 cm or 5'9 am j average or nah

[proven summit]

no

[clear flame]

jk, yall would bully me if i were to answer so nah

[lethal sentinel]

No hate

[mental hollow]

if you are 4'9 you are legally required to mine coal

[median sable]

I dunno

[lethal sentinel]

Chill

[unkempt mica]

Or dig holes

[lethal sentinel]

POLENN😭

[clear flame]

2010 mf taller than me fr😭

[proven summit]

4'1?

[unkempt mica]

2011

[median sable]

If you are 6.10 you are leggaly required to dunk on people

[mental hollow]

Yes

[plain pagoda]

3’12

[mental hollow]

2001

[unkempt mica]

1001

[lethal sentinel]

I had a friend

A girl

[mental hollow]

138

[plain pagoda]

had 🥀

[median sable]

Key word had

[lethal sentinel]

she was 1.40 cm

[median sable]

Im pulling all the huzz w my height or nah ?

[lethal sentinel]

i don't know how to describe it

My eng are bad

[proven summit]

depends

[lethal sentinel]

but y get my point

[unkempt mica]

Yeah

[mental hollow]

i know someone who has that one thing that makes you not age visually

[median sable]

6'10

[proven summit]

are you lanky

[lethal sentinel]

1.40

[mental hollow]

She looks like an 7 year old but is 16

[median sable]

At the age of 24

[median sable]

I dunno what that means

[proven summit]

like skinny

[lethal sentinel]

Is crazy

[median sable]

Nah

Not skinny

[plain pagoda]

whats ur height

[lethal sentinel]

6'2

[median sable]

More like a sleeper build

But mot skinny

[clear flame]

does that mean you're fat

[mental hollow]

Mass moves mass frfr

[clear flame]

cus u sleep alot fr?

[median sable]

And got that LOw TaPEr fade

[mental hollow]

Bros build like a damn pyramid 😭

[median sable]

Not fat like mid weight

[proven summit]

this is why u dont pull

[lethal sentinel]

Freya relaz

[proven summit]

too much tik tok

[clear flame]

food pyramid*

[lethal sentinel]

if you tell me

[median sable]

Bro i was joking

[lethal sentinel]

I'll mot judge you

[proven summit]

LMAOOO

i am aswl

[median sable]

I have curlu hair

[mental hollow]

2 meters tall, 230 kilograms

[lethal sentinel]

We are family here

right polen

?

[mental hollow]

yes

[clear flame]

that's fire

[lethal sentinel]

you seee

[plain pagoda]

broski is not 6 🥀😭

[mental hollow]

Factual information

[unkempt mica]

That's basically thragg btw

[lethal sentinel]

I am

[mental hollow]

✅

[lethal sentinel]

My dad is 1.94

LOL

[median sable]

Broski is not working a at scam center

[lethal sentinel]

My mom is 1.70

[hushed kestrel]

What

[lethal sentinel]

So ye

[proven summit]

your mum suffers

[lethal sentinel]

dufe😭💀

[mental hollow]

Everyone in my family is tall, my uncle is 202 💀

[hushed kestrel]

He should be a basketball player or something

[median sable]

Pyramid of giza*

[proven summit]

OH HELL NO

[lethal sentinel]

they are no longer together

Lol

[proven summit]

oh.

mb