💬│english-chat

[night rover]

ik they got more views cause they are old but

NEIN

[velvet drift]

Bet lil is one of 'em

[sick cave]

😔🫵🏻✅

[night rover]

imma do a colab with butter (imagine)

[velvet drift]

Imagining it rn

[night rover]

[lean tulip]

How to redeem code ingame?

[quartz leaf]

r you an iOS gamer?

[surreal scroll]

Hi

[lean tulip]

Yes

[quartz leaf]

I think it's not available yet

[surreal scroll]

Website

Store

[lean tulip]

Is it available on android?

[surreal scroll]

Promo code

[simple ruin]

Wait which code is available at the moment?

[surreal scroll]

Redeem

[quartz leaf]

yeah

[surreal scroll]

NJ5FUE3DTYVY

[rich crow]

any1 wanna farm silver?

[lean tulip]

Then ill just log in on android then

[surreal scroll]

@lean tulip go to standoff 2 store website

[lean tulip]

Ok thanks athena appreciate the help!

[surreal scroll]

No problem

[lean tulip]

Thanks @quartz leaf you are the best. Thanks for the help

[quartz leaf]

Dw

[stuck ibex]

Guys what you thinks about the price of new knife talon

[halcyon hill]

Hello

[honest tulip]

Goodbye

[halcyon hill]

?

What is your level

[night rover]

nest around 4k

and other skins idk

[velvet idol]

I think the empire skins have more upside, now that they're adding temp skins

[night rover]

having a lot of skins form the collection already

[velvet idol]

Cool pfp

[velvet drift]

[halcyon hill]

Who is the highest level

[distant whale]

Me!

[halcyon hill]

What is your level

[hexed igloo]

look at #📸│photos ill show you

[halcyon hill]

Wow

[night rover]

thx 😉

[distant whale]

872

[velvet drift]

Man just sent a sticker named after the N word

[halcyon hill]

My level is low 105

[sour star]

you own it too

[distant whale]

Decent!

[velvet idol]

I recently purchased the 2 cards posted in #📸│photos

[winged warren]

Sup guys

[velvet idol]

The dragon ball super card game is super high quality

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[night rover]

w ssj4 gogeta and vegetto

[night rover]

fr

[sour star]

[night rover]

how u doin ma boy?

[winged warren]

Not bad brotha hbu

[distant whale]

🦛

[night rover]

in class rn im tired yk...

[winged warren]

Same istg

[night rover]

hahaha

[sharp basin]

owo bite @pseudo grotto

[rugged trail]

Hi

[sharp basin]

Aw man

Doesn't work

[sharp basin]

Hi

[rugged trail]

Sup?

[sharp basin]

Wsggg

[lunar chasm]

@velvet drift
2 days special offer⁉️
23 march season9💯
stay with me🔥
i have 1 day not 2 to get empire skins🤑

[velvet drift]

@lunar chasm
2 days special offer⁉️
23 march season9💯
stay with me🔥
i have 1 day not 2 to get empire skins🤑

[jagged nebula]

What

[rugged trail]

[jagged nebula]

When will it be? I would like to make a new case.

[rugged trail]

Kitty

[topaz lagoon]

New trash knife

[rugged trail]

Yes

[jagged nebula]

Ok

[velvet drift]

[rugged trail]

[topaz lagoon]

If it has the same price as the karambit

[native gorge]

Hey guys do u wqnt free gold

[topaz lagoon]

Dead game

[rugged trail]

Yes

[topaz lagoon]

Did you saw it?

[velvet drift]

Yes

[prime ingot]

When Chat filters update bru, i got called noob by 25+ Players

[native gorge]

Dm me i have a server 🙂

Gw

[rugged trail]

It happens

[velvet drift]

You can just block them lmao

[topaz lagoon]

They copied the animations from cs2

Talon

[night rover]

mute then bro, is the best you can do

[sharp basin]

Cuz cs2 is better 😭

[jagged nebula]

So that this wouldn't happen

[lilac sierra]

💪

[native gorge]

Ayo mfs dm me for free gold

[rugged trail]

This is so2... Cs2 is another thing

[prime ingot]

Im dying, i got anxiety again

Help

[night rover]

0_0

[native gorge]

Good

[night rover]

relax brother...

[topaz lagoon]

They copied the animation

[rugged trail]

Damn...

[topaz lagoon]

Totally the same

From talon

[velvet drift]

Is the ST fire tho?

It was so loud in the trailer

[jagged nebula]

[topaz lagoon]

Bro thinks we know what ST you mean

[velvet drift]

Sound track

[devout bobcat]

How else are you supposed to hold the knife then

[velvet drift]

Bro did not recognize it the moment I took the O away from OST 💀

[lean tulip]

The skin we get from promo code are time limited or something?

[prime ingot]

Welp, goodnight chat

[velvet drift]

Gn

[night rover]

bro ST is stattrack

[topaz lagoon]

Look at the CS kukri and said game, they are both different

[topaz lagoon]

Yeah

[night rover]

g 🙂

[topaz lagoon]

This dude cooked

[velvet drift]

SandTone

[night rover]

true

[velvet drift]

I just took away the O from OST and you guys are straight to flaming me

[tawdry crown]

Which?

Karambit?

[sharp basin]

Talon

[night rover]

gd bro, just helpping yk

[sour star]

standoff2 13yos be like

[jagged nebula]

Karabit Damascus

New

[night rover]

talon goat

[tawdry crown]

But it looks kinda...

Ew

[rich crow]

fang >> all that shi

[terse sundial]

Wish we had vanilla knives

[sharp basin]

Nah

[sharp basin]

Bayonet

[night rover]

dont let bro rate again

[jagged nebula]

Two map

[sharp basin]

Bayonet better

[velvet drift]

Now this is what a cooked guy sounds like

[night rover]

nah bro, pie knive goat

[velvet drift]

Kabar >>>>>> every knife

[night rover]

fr

[sharp basin]

.

[velvet drift]

[sharp basin]

Nokia is the best knife wdym?

[terse sundial]

Why all weebs?

[velvet drift]

That's a hammer doofus

[night rover]

and thats a fact

[crystal cave]

So cope

The new knife gonna be 🔥

[jagged nebula]

Damascus price is about 600 gold

[sharp basin]

@sour star doesn't talk she just sent stickers 😭😔

[velvet drift]

That silly austrian knows how to talk

[sharp basin]

😭

[night rover]

🤓 👆

[crystal cave]

The bot got high on crack so bad that it lost the interaction through text feature

[night rover]

my face when

[crystal cave]

Ahem

[velvet drift]

Not just your face, I think that's you

🤨

[night rover]

zam bro

😔

[crystal cave]

I knew I know this energy, stop changing your damn name every 2 days

[velvet drift]

I'm not who you think I am 2 days ago

Also my name has been consistent for the last month wym changed

[crystal cave]

Trust me, I don't care

[velvet drift]

Only now I did

[velvet drift]

I appreciate your reply tho

[sour star]

errmm its: "I was" not "i am"

[crystal cave]

In game

[velvet drift]

Right

[velvet drift]

Still the same name

[crystal cave]

As you should

[velvet drift]

It was never a should, it's optional

[crystal cave]

As you should.

[velvet drift]

Nuh uh

[hidden topaz]

Yo wassup

[crystal cave]

The edgy energy is blinding me, but sup dude

[crystal cave]

Game play?

[hidden topaz]

Lol

[velvet drift]

Right now?

[crystal cave]

No tomorrow. Obviously right now

[velvet drift]

You sick doofus, I was thinking maybe later and you're asking me in advance

stop being so over-the-top goofy

[crystal cave]

If you can make em laugh and giggle, you can make it bounce and jiggle

[hidden topaz]

AYO

I'm not a girl gng💔

[jagged nebula]

Next week there will be a trailer map

[crystal cave]

You're overthinking it ☝️. If I ask you if you want to play, it's always gonna be rn. I'll add later if it was later stupid

[hidden topaz]

Nah usually I ask my friends if they play 5 hours before so I know

[crystal cave]

Ik cutie

[velvet drift]

There you go again acting tough like you're giving me a taste of india power 🇮🇳🇮🇳

[crystal cave]

5 hours is insane

[hidden topaz]

🤨

[hidden topaz]

What u trynna do shorty

[velvet drift]

Stop typing and log in

[crystal cave]

Aw what you got scwared of that? Shut up and answer if you're free to play bro 😮‍💨

[velvet drift]

^

Smh

[crystal cave]

Better

[velvet drift]

Yeah nvm I take it back, ima play later

Too slow

[crystal cave]

The 7th letter in your keyboard sequence

[crystal cave]

Wth

I'll hold this grudge against you

[hidden topaz]

This fn got rizz😭

[velvet drift]

[crystal cave]

It's natural to be awestruck by a beauty such as yours

😼

[balmy kiln]

Comp??

Play

[crystal cave]

You finna regret this

[balmy kiln]

Carry me guys

199909869

Let's play

[crystal cave]

I'm pretty sure I saw something

🤨

[crystal cave]

Hell na, you too heavy

[balmy kiln]

Playbro

[hidden topaz]

It was a fly

[sharp basin]

Sh racist

Jk

[plush nova]

What is the best knife?

Under 1k

Ping me when answered

[hexed igloo]

the default

[river spruce]

Sting "fleck" Is good choice🙌

[warm moat]

India superpower saar 🗣🔥

[velvet drift]

Lmao

[warm moat]

Sometimes i feel like i should pack you to the moon

[warm moat]

We live in a society

And that society calls me and you as a mako and terzo

[velvet drift]

Not me I live under the rock

[warm moat]

Yes, bot you

Not me

[velvet drift]

Bot me fr

[warm moat]

Bot vs noob vs pro vs hacker vs god moment

Minecraft hawk tuah respect button

[river pumice]

[warm moat]

[velvet drift]

We're not in minecraft bro 💔💔💔

[warm moat]

We're in autism simulator ik

[river pumice]

how many skins will we get on the talon 🤔

[warm moat]

Thats why everyone says we live in a simulation

[velvet drift]

4 like usual

[river pumice]

25% for nest

[warm moat]

I would like to place 50% equity

[river spruce]

😂

[warm moat]

🤣🤣🤣 very comedy

I laugh 😂😂😂😂

[river pumice]

I already have a clan ❌

[velvet drift]

Bro's faking it worse than SSSniperwolf rn

[river pumice]

can’t leave my current clan lol

got teammates to play with n stuff

[velvet drift]

Nice Mafuyu pfp btw

[river spruce]

Thx

[velvet drift]

You just lashed at the co-leader for disconnecting

[river pumice]

we can just start a washing machine cult in discord 🤑

[river pumice]

he should get back to eating curry before I [censored]

[velvet drift]

Crazy

[river pumice]

he left 2 rounds in

and I lost 27 MMR

[velvet drift]

Tragedy

[river pumice]

took me one win for that

one 10-1 down the drain

[velvet drift]

What was the enemies' rank?

[river pumice]

G2 and G4 💀

[velvet drift]

[river pumice]

not even gonna play wit him anymore unless he fixes his 1kbps wifi

[velvet drift]

Give the lad a chance, he can def cook

[limber seal]

Is 555 good pattern

[velvet drift]

He's just not himself at these times

Even lost to academies recently

[old fulcrum]

There was new gloves in the trailer ? I don’t see any

[river pumice]

he said his sens is messed up blah blah blah

[river pumice]

new collection

but they didn’t show yet

[velvet drift]

Give him the benefit of the doubt

[river pumice]

idm him playing bad, but atleast don’t dc early

💀

[limber seal]

Is 555 good pattern can anyone help me with that?

[river pumice]

555 pattern on what 💀

[limber seal]

Idk bro

Just gun

[river pumice]

‘idk’ and u keep asking is 555 pattern good

💀

[limber seal]

Keep?

Only asked two

My friend

[river pumice]

it depends on skin bruh

[limber seal]

I'm trying to make argument here

[river pumice]

u just said ‘is 555 pattern good’

what skin???

[limber seal]

U could just tell me then

Why u have to reply with skull emoji

[river pumice]

WHAT SKIN??

[limber seal]

What's up with that

[river pumice]

bro

there’s a lot of skins with patterns

which skin u talking abt???

[limber seal]

Carbon

On ak

[river pumice]

💀

carbon doesn’t have a pattern

[limber seal]

Dang

I just bought gold

Was thinking to buy cool skin

[pallid thunder]

Send me one knife for free

[limber seal]

Thank u for ur answer tho

[river pumice]

be precise next time bro 😭

atleast tell us what skin first

[limber seal]

This game currency is kinda cheap

[velvet drift]

[river pumice]

[limber seal]

One 8 hour shift

Ez golds

[dapper patrol]

[pallid thunder]

give me a free knife, any cheap one

[river pumice]

don’t just spend all ur paycheck on so2

lol

[limber seal]

One day brother

[river pumice]

why

[limber seal]

Not monthly

[river pumice]

u should be saving it

[velvet drift]

I just sent a kabar knife to your inventory

[pallid thunder]

I want a knife from a donation because I'm poor

[fleet plank]

Can i have some gold im saving for one

[river pumice]

there’s something called getting a job

[limber seal]

👍

[dapper patrol]

Im waiting for my Friend to give my money back and buy the butterfly Black widow

[river pumice]

save up, then when u have extra u spend on gold!

[pallid thunder]

I don't spend money on games

[river pumice]

yet ur asking for free skins ok bro

[limber seal]

It's good to spend money on game that

U worked

For

[jagged nebula]

Maybe they'll make free gold

[limber seal]

If u got cash from ur parents or smth

[river pumice]

they’re just another jobless person trying to get free skins by begging lol

[limber seal]

I can't spend it on games

[river pumice]

[pallid thunder]

I wanted :(

[limber seal]

It's just not right

[velvet drift]

As a self reward for sure

[river pumice]

like if u have the time to beg in discord why not just go find some job to do lol

[limber seal]

Yep

[pallid thunder]

I'm dating a guy, so almost all my money goes to her.

[limber seal]

The heck

[river pumice]

guy and her?

u mean him?

[pallid thunder]

Man not woman

[river pumice]

u said her

[pallid thunder]

Broker

[limber seal]

U is a guy

[dapper patrol]

I did get my knife for free

[limber seal]

Cool

[pallid thunder]

Confusing

[dapper patrol]

Keep trying

[river pumice]

her = woman
him = man

[pallid thunder]

I am Brazilian and I am speaking through the translator

[river pumice]

ok

funny google translate moment

[jagged nebula]

I don't have a permit because I don't know where to get one.

[limber seal]

I have one friend just like u

He's from vietnam

[pallid thunder]

So I don't know most of the words in English

[river pumice]

how much u plan to spend on gold

[limber seal]

Idk

[river pumice]

just try duolingo lol

[pallid thunder]

lol

[pallid thunder]

I tried but I abandoned it

[river pumice]

u should learn english

[limber seal]

Ur english is good

Mine is worse than yours

[river pumice]

they’re using translator

lol

[dapper patrol]

Lmao

[limber seal]

This fast?

[dapper patrol]

[pallid thunder]

haha yes

[river pumice]

not that hard to use ain’t it?

[pallid thunder]

I'm using the keyboard one

[limber seal]

Ok

[pallid thunder]

Everything I type already translates

[limber seal]

Nahh

[river pumice]

u should get like 3k gold then get a combo and skins

👍

[dapper patrol]

Les go

[limber seal]

Translate doesn't work that good

[dapper patrol]

My friend gave me my money back

[river pumice]

depends

[limber seal]

Mine never did

[versed jackal]

Standoff 3

[pallid thunder]

helps a lot in cases like mine

[limber seal]

Nahh

Ur talking perfect

Ur saying cases

I would say

Situation

[dapper patrol]

English is not that Hard, i think i do pretty well

[pallid thunder]

In my situation it is good to use the translator

[river pumice]

def easier than some languages

like chinese

[dapper patrol]

Yeah

[dapper patrol]

Learn it

[pallid thunder]

Eu também não acho difícil porém eu não estudo muito inglês

[dapper patrol]

O

[river pumice]

translator died?

[dapper patrol]

Te puede ayudar ver videos en inglés

[pallid thunder]

Compensa

[limber seal]

Is that Mexican?

[fair vortex]

Allies?

[pallid thunder]

Yes :c

[limber seal]

I might be wrong

[river pumice]

portuguese I think

[dapper patrol]

Watching videos my help

May

[dapper patrol]

Spanish

[limber seal]

Similar?

[dapper patrol]

[river pumice]

uhhh not rlly?

[limber seal]

I heard Spain and Mexico are kinda similar

[dapper patrol]

The other guys speaks portuguese

[river pumice]

is mexican even a language

[winged warren]

[pallid thunder]

it returned

[dapper patrol]

No

Its spanish

[river pumice]

spanish and portuguese pretty similar

[pallid thunder]

Now it's working again

[dapper patrol]

[river pumice]

ic

[pallid thunder]

Spanish often has a word with another meaning

[river pumice]

but most stuff pretty similar

from what I see

[dapper patrol]

Yeah kinda

They are romance languages

Thats why

[pallid thunder]

Translator dead again

Voltei a ser brasileiro

[river pumice]

[pallid thunder]

Kakkkkkkk tradutor do teclado e uma bosta

[dapper patrol]

Jajajaj

[river pumice]

is spanish chat that dead lmao

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[true cargo]

S9 is released or what?

[rich crow]

The first thing I see when I join chat, like bro

[lunar chasm]

no

[true cargo]

Cuz new video s9 seems to be releasing today or idk

[hexed igloo]

its friday

[rich crow]

Rank resets when the new season hits?

[true cargo]

Yes

[topaz lagoon]

This Japanese name has been around for a few days bro

[true cargo]

Ok

[topaz lagoon]

💀

[molten verge]

is there any promocode for a knife?

[chilly otter]

no

[queen rain]

Guys I think there will be a new knife in standoff 2 based from the season 9 trailer

[velvet drift]

Was talking about "Mako (Time out x hours)" before I changed to this one

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[velvet drift]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

I am so cold 🦕

[velvet drift]

(baaaaaalls)

🦕

🦖

[dry widget]

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[plush nova]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/233426826

[vagrant ivy]

Bruh

[lean tulip]

Why is my card failing when trying to buy from official store of the game ?

Trying from visa debit card

[distant whale]

I hack i5

It*

[brisk plaza]

What's good chat

@distant whale hello Franz Kafka

[distant whale]

Hello stone

Do you like my works?

[brisk plaza]

Idk tbh, mixed feelings

Not negative not positive

[distant whale]

Why so?

[devout bobcat]

They only accept russian cards

[lunar chasm]

wgat

[brisk plaza]

I don't like this period when it comes to literature, it's rarely any cool

Oh no wait

I thought about something else lol

Its not bad but still not too good

[velvet drift]

[lean tulip]

With enough amount in the bank to maybe own the whole company

[distant whale]

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[distant whale]

I'll release a new book just for you stone

[lean tulip]

Oof i saw the conversion rate is discounted when buying in RUB

[distant whale]

[velvet drift]

🦖

[compact sonnet]

Is new case going on pass or case?

[velvet drift]

Nope

[modest dirge]

I've been meeting some dumb teammates lately

And hey axlebolt

[warm moat]

Guys is croc tuah worth it

[modest dirge]

Can you improve your anti-cheat

It sucks

[distant whale]

Solo q?

[modest dirge]

Obvious cheats can't even be detected wtf

[modest dirge]

1v1>

1v1?

[warm moat]

Non obvious cheats are detected wdym

If someone changes a skin which is totally harmless

Obviously they are banned

[modest dirge]

No

[distant whale]

In duels?

[warm moat]

If you get killed by someone whos flying in the air with a usp and using it like machine gun

[modest dirge]

I'm talking about aimbots and wh

[warm moat]

Thats a skill issue bro

[brisk plaza]

Do u like your books tho

[warm moat]

Not an obvious cheat

Why would they get banned

It takes the fun out of this game you know

[modest dirge]

Send me ID i'd like to do some 1v1

[warm moat]

False bans

[distant whale]

Kinda good but not really great

[warm moat]

Skin changers deserve to get banned

[modest dirge]

That's another things

[warm moat]

Not aimbot

[brisk plaza]

Thanks but bomb killed u 💔

[brisk plaza]

Yeah fair enough

[warm moat]

Aimbot is a skill issue from your side

[distant whale]

That was my clone

I'm still alive

[brisk plaza]

:0

[warm moat]

Skin changer is not a skill issue

[modest dirge]

I played a comp game and met a lvl 46 who kinda wallbang with his auto awp

[warm moat]

Thats why its a cheat

[distant whale]

I'm gonna release a new book

At

Tomorrow

Tomorrow I'll release

[rich crow]

@sharp basin @sharp basin @sharp basin

[crisp stump]

ok

[sharp basin]

Yea?

[crisp stump]

Ok

[warm moat]

Toshi densetsu

[sharp basin]

WHAT 😭

[velvet drift]

Me when financial struggle

[warm moat]

@crystal cave @crystal cave @crystal cave

croc tuah time

[warm moat]

Me when war crimes

And fraud

[velvet drift]

Me when All Kill No Capture operation

[warm moat]

Me when ambatablow

[velvet drift]

Me when you ❤️

[warm moat]

L

Bad taste

[river pumice]

[crystal cave]

Spamming ping is wild

[velvet drift]

O

[warm moat]

@crystal cave @crystal cave @crystal cave

[warm moat]

D

[river pumice]

@crystal cave @crystal cave @crystal cave

[velvet drift]

Aren't you a baddie tho?

[crystal cave]

Fing Sheeps

[thorn loom]

guys

[crystal cave]

[warm moat]

No im pro

@crystal cave @crystal cave @crystal cave

[thorn loom]

do any of you know how to report

[cerulean spire]

Does anyone know when will season 9 exactly come out

[thorn loom]

prob next year

[velvet drift]

Nvm, I dont like people who sell their body

[crystal cave]

Click on this @warm moat profile, then 3 dots and report user profile

Trust

[cerulean spire]

[warm moat]

Yes, you start by adding the title, then the date, then the post of whoever you are submitting the report to
Then you make to the point statements about your observations.

[crystal cave]

☠️

[warm moat]

Try to keep your observations as detailed as possible

For most marks

[thorn loom]

i got clips and saved ids

[warm moat]

Yes good, now write your observations

What is it tho, summer vacation assignment?

[crystal cave]

Observe 🍈 👀

[warm moat]

You should keep yourself safe

This very instant

[crystal cave]

@warm moat @velvet drift @river pumice my gang less play

[warm moat]

@crystal cave @crystal cave @crystal cave your gang lets play

[river pumice]

no not with ur 1kbps wifi

[bleak sinew]

💀

[warm moat]

*vi mobile data

[crystal cave]

Hit home

[warm moat]

Im hackerman

I have your ip

Your home adress too

[river pumice]

buddy I lost 27 MMR and got a cooldown

[warm moat]

Your government files

[crystal cave]

@river pumice @warm moat hop on guys, free kisses to whoever is first to join lobby

[warm moat]

Say a lot about you

[crimson eagle]

O.o

[warm moat]

This message makes me commit tax fraud

And cut off my middle finger and mail it to nirmala seetaramen

[crystal cave]

1? Atleast 11

[river pumice]

stop trying to touch me

[warm moat]

Shall i

I will be quick with it i promise

.<

[crystal cave]

Touch? I'm standing ready with Fill tool

[river pumice]

🗿

[warm moat]

Chat whats better

[crystal cave]

HOP ON

HOP ON

[warm moat]

Getting an ipad and making cringe so2 montages with overused tiktok songs

Or getting a gpu and gooning on zzz

[river pumice]

gpu all the way

[warm moat]

Bet

[crystal cave]

Zzz is so ahh

[river pumice]

I love zzz

[crystal cave]

😭

[safe dome]

Dm me if u want to join a $tandoff 2 FaceIT server @everyone

[river pumice]

🗣️

[sharp basin]

@rich crow @rich crow @rich crow

[crystal cave]

Nobody is online, f y'all

[warm moat]

How about i online deez

On your face

[river pumice]

what ur fav character in zzz

[sharp basin]

@ripe bronze ban this mf plis

[warm moat]

@crystal cave

[crystal cave]

That half shark girl

[crystal cave]

Pack up

[river pumice]

what

[warm moat]

Fym what

I said what i said

[crystal cave]

He's autistic

[river pumice]

ellen joe my wife frfr

🗣️

[river pumice]

[warm moat]

Jane doe is peak zzz

I made a whole ahh truck livery for her

[river pumice]

rat gyat is insane

[crystal cave]

Nahh I just realised bro changed his roles to gold

😭☝️

[river pumice]

gotta look sigma

[crystal cave]

Bro is probably silver again

After that match

[warm moat]

I have the best jane doe livery in all of fh5

[river pumice]

I’m on 1000 thanks to u

[warm moat]

But sadly its still not fully ready

Once i get my pc

Finna make it fire af

[crystal cave]

Pleasure bbg

[river pumice]

🗿

[warm moat]

You havent seen how the modding community did her

Ts is pure grade A

[candid pagoda]

Who can play with me in SO2

[river pumice]

i’ve seen but I don’t play pc version

[warm moat]

Im thinking i'll prolly add another decal of her on my truck

[crystal cave]

When Marimba rhythms start to play. Dance with me, make me sway

[warm moat]

Cant wait to ram ppl with that

[crystal cave]

🔥

[river pumice]

the amount of obscenity they added is insane

😭

[warm moat]

But its peak

[river pumice]

nah

[warm moat]

Im one of the very first ppl

Who made her livery in fh5

[candid pagoda]

Can anyone play with me in SO2

[river pumice]

they just make the sizes larger

[crystal cave]

Oh hell na

[river pumice]

where’s the fun

we need summer skins instead!

[warm moat]

Thats where the fun is wdym

[river pumice]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[crystal cave]

We like em chonky

[river pumice]

I prefer normal shark girl gyat

[warm moat]

I like em hourglass

[river pumice]

[river pumice]

[warm moat]

Shark tuah is insane

[river pumice]

may lord have mercy upon us all

😭 🙏

[crystal cave]

Thick thighs is all I care about 🕳️

[river pumice]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

literally best girl

[warm moat]

Imagine racing with a teeny tiny ahh rally car and you see a menacing pink truck approaching you at mach F

[old fulcrum]

Omg again with the temporary and ofc that’s what I will mostly get

Waste of gold

[warm moat]

Jane doe >>>>>>>>

[crystal cave]

Bust it

[river pumice]

thicc shark tail >>

[warm moat]

But tamaki >>>> jane doe

[lunar crescent]

When will be update in so2?

[warm moat]

Aight i think its time to buy fh5 for good

[crystal cave]

In a few hours

[river pumice]

breadonbutter

@sick cave is there bread on u

[warm moat]

ano.. sumimasen! One fh5 and a 4060 kudasai

[crystal cave]

Buy me too

[lunar crescent]

Ok thanks

[warm moat]

stay away from me you mere moblil gamer

[river pumice]

4090**

[crystal cave]

He's shy

[warm moat]

I just realised

My liveries in fh4

Wont be coming to fh5 cuz

[crystal cave]

Just salty cuz I'm better 🕳️

[warm moat]

Microsoft is annoying

[warm moat]

okay 1v1 me in cs2

[river pumice]

I stopped playing cs bc expensive skins

and I don’t have much time on my pc

[crystal cave]

Pc dead or I'd eyo top bottom left right

[crystal cave]

"I stopped playing cs cuz I'm poor"

[warm moat]

[crystal cave]

Some reasoning

[river pumice]

ok

no fun in playing with stock guns

[warm moat]

I stopped playing cs cuz jae ee ee

[crystal cave]

Broke guy dreams

[warm moat]

Skins dont matter in cs tbh

[river pumice]

ok

[warm moat]

Play faceit 9 hours a day

Get free skins

[river pumice]

even if it doesn’t matter I don’t have much time to play lol

[crystal cave]

Having skins = 20% skill boost

[warm moat]

Ok dune enjoyer

[river pumice]

and I don’t have teammates

[river pumice]

what

[warm moat]

That message was enough to prove you enjoy playing on dune

[crystal cave]

Cs randoms are one type of breed

[warm moat]

And dune is bad

[river pumice]

ok

[crystal cave]

☠️

[warm moat]

Cs randoms better

[rustic haven]

Any promo?

[river pumice]

I play every map except sakura and sometimes sandstone

[cedar tulip]

Hi

[crystal cave]

Death threats, but ofc you enjoy that

[river pumice]

hi

[cedar tulip]

Wsup

[crystal cave]

Breeze best map

[river pumice]

did u get another nameless or nah

[crystal cave]

Next to zone7

[cedar tulip]

Maybe

I did

Maybe i didnt

[river pumice]

wdym maybe 😭

yes no question

[cedar tulip]

I dont want to speak about that on servers to much beggers 🤣

[river pumice]

true…

[cedar tulip]

Im poor not even arcane

[rustic haven]

Hi
Any new promo ?

[crystal cave]

Send gold

[rich crow]

Sorry I was on my main

[warm moat]

Deal of lifetime type shi

[rich crow]

Were you being serious about giving me gloves?

Idk atp I can't even know anymore

So sorry if you were joking lol

[warm moat]

Sakura best map

[topaz lagoon]

I do

[river pumice]

worst

[topaz lagoon]

Slide your m9

[sharp basin]

Why did U spam me 😭

[warm moat]

Nuh uh

[topaz lagoon]

And ima buy you one

[rich crow]

Mb

[cedar tulip]

If it comes with sting mimicry sure

[rich crow]

Didn't mean to ping 3 times

Just one

🕊️

[cedar tulip]

I have those gloves i dont need but thanks

[warm moat]

Best map for skin photography

[rich crow]

Mmmm

[river pumice]

yes but gameplay wise worst

[warm moat]

Nah gameplay wise also good

I enjoy big maps

[rich crow]

Same

[warm moat]

But i wish they reduce the hiding spots for rats

Its so annoying

[rich crow]

Big maps are cool

You can use any weapon

Smgs

Rifles

Shotguns

Snipers

[warm moat]

Imagine rushing into the site and the botton fragger whos hiding behind the cloth wall comes out with an smg and blows your head

And you just sit there watching "artyom pro" staring at the sun trying to line up a flash

[rich crow]

That's why you have to check your surroundings bro

[rich crow]

LMAO true

[warm moat]

And unironically still misses it

[rich crow]

You have to do it quickly

Or you'll get flanked

[slate canyon]

Did someone buy gold from the web?

[warm moat]

I hate it when i see an opp at distance but i have smg

Thats when it gets annoying

Unless its mp7

Im most certainly cooked

[rich crow]

Anyways I'll go back to my main if someone wants to talk to me here and I don't respond add me on my main

12keya_

[warm moat]

@crystal cave Did you take a shower today

I still havent received the daily soapy calcium cannon pics

[slate canyon]

Did someone buy gold from the Russian site?

[warm moat]

Did someone ask the same thing twice but not get answered because nobody's relevant enough to answer the question

[slate canyon]

No I don’t think so

[warm moat]

Then someone needs to ask the question in the channel where someone is relevant enough to answer someone's question otherwise someone else will get pissed off af

[slate canyon]

Omg

[warm moat]

And someone will not like it if someone else is pissed and decides to pack

[slate canyon]

Pls

I’m scared

[warm moat]

Hi scared

[slate canyon]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[warm moat]

@crystal cave @crystal cave @crystal cave

Croc tuah time

[fresh raft]

🌹 🌹 🌹

[slate canyon]

My ranked teammates:

[warm moat]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[slate canyon]

On allies

[warm moat]

Burnt them

[ancient vale]

they should buff the smg guns

[slate canyon]

Ambatukam

[warm moat]

Ok.

[slate canyon]

So please

[ancient vale]

devs hopefully did this on the 9th season

[slate canyon]

Nah

They don’t care

[warm moat]

Why are you expecting logical things from the devs

[rich crow]

Smgs are okay imo

[warm moat]

Dont you know that makes the game fun

[slate canyon]

🥀🥀🥀

[warm moat]

And fun is not allowed

[slate canyon]

Yes

[ancient vale]

it has been said that there will be balance changes in weapons

[rich crow]

Devs getting tips from Activision. That's enough said on baby

[ancient vale]

ehh, some of them need improvements

[rich crow]

Mac10 is my aim, turned into bullet spread

[warm moat]

Did you know red looks black under green

This message is co powered by no lives matter 🗣🔥

[fresh raft]

I will give 100 free gold (you need to pay 200 to get it)

[rich crow]

That's not free

[ancient vale]

[rich crow]

Gooner mentality

[fresh raft]

Sshhh

[warm moat]

I will give 0.01 gold (you have remove taxes to get it)

[rich crow]

I prefer a 50g sticker on a battle pass skin. 0.00 is comp asf

[fresh raft]

Hey if i goon to furies that dosent mean i am a gooner

[warm moat]

When you stroking your kanji so hard, ppl start calling you the kandih stroker 💔

[tiny gulch]

Nope

[rich crow]

Hey, if im the furry that doesn't mean I attended diddies freakoff

[warm moat]

Let there be tax evasions

[tiny gulch]

If I goon to to my homie does that mean I'm homiesexual?

[rich crow]

Bro goons too tutus, that's a vibe

[cold rune]

can someone bless me with a knife today fr🙏

[rich crow]

Is server down

[tropic mountain]

@everyone

[narrow blaze]

How to fix enemy lag? It’s not a problem with my connection because I have an average ping of 20.

[cedar tulip]

U cant

[vestal sun]

F u axlebot and ur anti cheat

Even candy crush have better anti cheat than u

[inner pollen]

lol

[rich crow]

Chats making me giggle today

[vestal sun]

2 hackers in 2 match still no one kicked or banned

Now have to wait until cancled results

[vestal sun]

Hey 👋

[rich crow]

[vestal sun]

How u doin?

[heavy warren]

plus you won't get your mmr back

common occurrence

[vestal sun]

Ya axlebot sucks

[river pumice]

how cheaters in bronze 😭

[vestal sun]

Am gold now

🙂

[river pumice]

ok

[rich crow]

Axel"bot" it's in the lines people

[vestal sun]

And 2 of them in 1 match

[river pumice]

typical

[vestal sun]

Leave it how r ya doin tell me abt tht?

[vestal sun]

I bought 1 of ur washing machines its amazing

U rock man

Ur home appliances r best

[river pumice]

thanks 🗣️

[lethal sentinel]

Bew knife

[heavy warren]

get it insured

[lethal sentinel]

Knifes*

coming

[river pumice]

u only expect top notch quality washing machines from sir washington the third

[rich crow]

So HORRIBLE, I just got bombed

[vestal sun]

I wanna buy a tv from u when i grow up

[heavy warren]

i heard they explode

[vestal sun]

Aww thts sound bad but one question

[river pumice]

🤑

[vestal sun]

Whats bombed like in game

[heavy warren]

must be the lg washing machine in your house

[rich crow]

Nuhuh. Washing machine nuked me

[rich crow]

SEE

[vestal sun]

Bad LG

F uuu

[rich crow]

😢 😭 😿 😢

[vestal sun]

Make ur hands stick with only home appliances

[vestal sun]

U r okay now

He wont trouble u

[river pumice]

nuh uh

[heavy warren]

final destination type of stuff, you're next

[river pumice]

false accusations

my washing machines don’t explode

[heavy warren]

only happens to lg owners

[river pumice]

how much did samsung pay u

[rich crow]

Lying technique of O.J Simpson

[vestal sun]

Whts tht

[river pumice]

ok

[heavy warren]

🤐

[vestal sun]

Lol gud question legit wuestion

[river pumice]

buddy ik they paid u to talk trash

[rich crow]

This mf has no idea what I just said 💀

[river pumice]

not like I care lol

[heavy warren]

you haven't watched the movie?

[vestal sun]

Which server u play on standoff?

[vestal sun]

Which one?

[rich crow]

Eastern USA. I live with the garbage cans

[heavy warren]

any of the final destination movie

[vestal sun]

Aww poor girl

[vestal sun]

Nope

[heavy warren]

there's like 7 of it

[vestal sun]

None of it never heard of it

[vestal sun]

And what about standoff server

Singapore,nether??

Which one

[rich crow]

Eastern usa.

[heavy warren]

usa usa

[vestal sun]

Awww man

[river pumice]

there’s a server called eastern USA

[vestal sun]

U sponsor me ur tv

🙏