💬│english-chat

[topaz lagoon]

no

[queen rain]

Is old butterfly knife animation better or the new one better?

[river pumice]

ofc old

[clear mortar]

Guys fang flare or haunt?

[river pumice]

do u have gloves

[clear mortar]

Planning to get once I get the knife

[river pumice]

get gloves first

[clear mortar]

Nah

[stoic crown]

Yuppp

[clear mortar]

Knife first

[stoic crown]

Knife first bro

[river pumice]

u get gloves first then u can see which knife skin suits well with the gloves

[stoic crown]

Cuz glove cant be seen in 3rd person

If only it can be seen i still choose knife tbh 💀🙏

[clear mortar]

You can do the same with the knife😭

[surreal scroll]

Good morning 🌄

[river pumice]

u cant

trust me

@clear mortar ur getting one thing first only or both

[clear mortar]

Just tell me which knife I alr know which suits what😭

[clear mortar]

One thing

[stoic crown]

Whats ur budget for knife?

[river pumice]

when gloves

[clear mortar]

1800

[clear mortar]

When I get more money

[stoic crown]

You could get a glove and knife combo for this budget

[clear mortar]

Yeah but I would rather get a new knife and some weapon skins tbh

[river pumice]

u should save lol

[stoic crown]

So then 1800 budget is included with gun skins u want to buy?

In this case get a stileto or dual dagger ig

[clear mortar]

Yeah a knife for 1200 and rest skins

For 600 gold

[river pumice]

u should get more gold first ngl

[sour star]

he should sell kidney

[river pumice]

[stoic crown]

Go for fang knife actually

U wont get bored with it easily

[clear mortar]

Bro 💀 it’s the same thing wether I buy it know it I buy it in pieces

[clear mortar]

Yeah

Either flare or haunt

[river pumice]

more gold all together = higher budget

[river pumice]

u wouldnt wanna regret buying the wrong thing afterwards

[onyx python]

@clear mortar why me on ur dp?

[clear mortar]

I’m not playing another week with the normal knife

[clear mortar]

Wdym

[stoic crown]

Go for flare. Is a cleannn knife

[river pumice]

ok

[clear mortar]

Oke ima go with the champion gloves then

[stoic crown]

Good choice. Cuz theres no good red glove currently available to match with it

[clear mortar]

Yeah

I mean there is rebellion but it’s more like orange then red

[stoic crown]

Yeah i dont like it very much. The fade to white on the finger kinda ruin it

[clear mortar]

Yeah it’s sad they look very good at the start

Also should I get necromancer or night fury AK?

[stoic crown]

Akr sport to match the white and yellow theme

[foggy rover]

Is there an active promocode?

Im broke asf ion even got a legendary LOLOL

[stoic crown]

Just grind for battlepass later in season 9

[foggy rover]

I can't yet

[stoic crown]

Hope that axlebolt will give u anything good

[foggy rover]

Im a starter

[clear mortar]

Hmmm I could ig

Cheaper too

[stoic crown]

Yeah. Also match the champion glove if u plan to buy it later

[neat hedge]

Hey, do u wanna play a 1v1?

[clear mortar]

I’m planning to buy cold flame kunai and some blue gloves after so I can use them for ct

[stoic crown]

No im not good

[stoic crown]

Use polymer glove if ur on a budget

[rugged trail]

Hi

[stoic crown]

Hello

[stuck birch]

Chat anyone got spare 55 gold????,

I got m4 flock with veryyy good sticker it matches very well and good patern too

[quartz forge]

You make your own space

Like prime bergkamp

[stuck birch]

Is there anyone who can spare golds?? I very wanna buy awm Boom

[stoic crown]

No mods active to ban ts???

[stuck birch]

Mhm

[cerulean zinc]

Fix your game dud , I keep geting in matches alredy started and games full of hackers

[onyx python]

Hi

[fallen beacon]

anyone wanna play competitive my current rank is S1

[onyx python]

Yes mister writer

[woeful blade]

Is it possible for the update to be this week ?

[onyx python]

Nah

[distant whale]

Truly life changing 💔

[spice spoke]

Hi everyone

Ar yall farming empire boxes and cases?

[distant whale]

Yes

[spice spoke]

How much u got?

[distant whale]

are you farming too?

[spice spoke]

Yea

[distant whale]

Rn I got 5 boxes

[spice spoke]

I have 5cases and 11boxes

[distant whale]

I just play tdm and then comp

[spice spoke]

Nice

[warm moat]

Out of every colour themed inventories, black is the easiest and cheapest to make

[distant whale]

Oh wow hope it goes big

@sour star

[spice spoke]

How much u think the box is gona bee after remove ? Like 20gold?

[sour star]

[distant whale]

Well I don't know alot abt the market, but since it's just gonna be removed and the stock

Probably lower

[spice spoke]

Oh ok

[distant whale]

Around 5g or smth

Its gonna grow so hold onto it

[spice spoke]

Nah i think higher becouse now the chepest is 15g

[distant whale]

When new vid

[spice spoke]

[sour star]

uhhhh

[distant whale]

15g?

[spice spoke]

Yesh

[sour star]

[distant whale]

what is 15g?

[spice spoke]

I think reforged box

[distant whale]

When

[distant whale]

Ooooo

[sour star]

uhhh

[distant whale]

wwhen

[spice spoke]

Im real broke rn

[sour star]

soon?

[distant whale]

It better be worth it, last vid was 5 months ago

[sour star]

[rugged trail]

This month, don't worry

[distant whale]

Hopefully

[neat hedge]

@bronze grove

@bronze grove

[spice spoke]

Wyd?

[quartz forge]

@spice spoke begging isn't allowed in the server rules

[spice spoke]

I ai t begging

I asking

[quartz forge]

Just keep playing you will get something for sure

[spice spoke]

For help

[bronze grove]

#📖│server-rules

[quartz forge]

Slow

[spice spoke]

Bro i ant begging

See the difrent?

[limber seal]

When the new season coming?

[cerulean marsh]

Same thing you're just phrasing it differently, either way u want gold from others for free

Simple as that

[blissful ibex]

Hello gentlemen

Anyone wanna cook

[sour star]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

We chasing that GOLD

[sour star]

no

[cerulean marsh]

Jamessss

[sour star]

i suck at cookin

[cerulean marsh]

How's you nab

[sour star]

nabbing as always

wbu

[cerulean marsh]

Enjoying time away from so2 huh

[sour star]

nah comeback iminent

[blissful ibex]

No problem gentleman 🥀

[sour star]

self hate initiated

[cerulean marsh]

I'm alrighty, lots of stuff w work n school

[sour star]

[warm moat]

Did i just witness someone begging but with self respect so they brand their act of begging as asking

[sour star]

school is killing me rn

[cerulean marsh]

U gotta hit me up when u do

[sour star]

ya

[warm moat]

Crazy

[sour star]

im apready back

[cerulean marsh]

Unfortunately

[sour star]

5-8 duels vs silver yesterday

[cerulean marsh]

I felt that, teachers going mad?

[sour star]

nah

class is absolutely crazy

like

[warm moat]

Had an allies match with my homie, and ranked upto g1

[cerulean marsh]

Duels are the dumm est of modes

[sour star]

ydek

[warm moat]

[cerulean marsh]

Mainly aim anyway, idk why it's even ranked

[warm moat]

On hong kong server

So im happy

[sour star]

rank rank rank

[sour star]

to prove ur better

to prove ur more sigm

[cerulean marsh]

Noice, getting outta silver feels good

[sour star]

signa

sigma

[warm moat]

I mean idc about my rank lmao

[cerulean marsh]

Gotta dominate

[sour star]

gotta prove that skibidi

[warm moat]

16 hours

Till i turn pink

[sour star]

till bro turns femboy

[warm moat]

Im thinking

[sour star]

im tryna hit ranger before season end

in duels

[warm moat]

Its time to buy an year's sub

[sour star]

but i cant aim rn

[warm moat]

Kinda bored of having to skip some months and lose my badge progress

[sour star]

bros farming badges 🥀

[warm moat]

I mean i used to have 1 year booster badge

Until my bumahh bank decided to decline my payment

[warm moat]

Just cuz my debit card's amc wasnt paid as they didnt charge me for it by that time

[river pumice]

10$ a month for some silly badge

[rugged trail]

Look who's here...

[river pumice]

[rugged trail]

@cerulean marsh

[surreal scroll]

Hey

How are you doing

?

[prime ingot]

Is that Hardened Case?

[rich crow]

No

[prime ingot]

Then?

[rancid grove]

Hi

[exotic wasp]

sender?

[exotic wasp]

gm to all u weirdos

[cerulean marsh]

I wish, rn in class, but I'll be around after, how's you?

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

Ehmm?

[frank pagoda]

EMMMMMM

[surreal scroll]

[rugged trail]

See you later then? ... When is the best for you?

[surreal scroll]

[exotic wasp]

I took pizza hut for granted and now they have spies watching me in pizza hut delivery cars

[frank pagoda]

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

[neat mango]

Wth is happening with you

[exotic wasp]

and I shot a cat with a pebble that came from my tire treads

[surreal scroll]

[cerulean marsh]

30min or so

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

NPC

[neat mango]

[frank pagoda]

Bros NPC

[exotic wasp]

why so formal

[frank pagoda]

[neat mango]

I guess tho

[surreal scroll]

[neat mango]

Like look wth spamming game emojis

[neat mango]

Who sent you

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

Yeah bros new Fr

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

WOAH

[exotic wasp]

I did they are daddy's lil helper

[frank pagoda]

no pressure

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

Yeah bros new in server

[exotic wasp]

I put him in here yesterday

[frank pagoda]

yeah, bro have M9 bayonet dragon glass

[frank pagoda]

XDDD

[surreal scroll]

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

OK OK I LIED SORRY

[exotic wasp]

I have obsidian dagger v92 reskin #1013 with karambit finger loop on the end

[frank pagoda]

Ahhh

[exotic wasp]

yeah

wonderful peice in game

[frank pagoda]

U are a donating player yeah?

[surreal scroll]

[exotic wasp]

worth 99999999999g

[frank pagoda]

NUH UH

[exotic wasp]

UH HUH

[frank pagoda]

Even new flash costs cheaper

[frank pagoda]

NUH UH

[exotic wasp]

I made 13 quadrillion from it

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

[exotic wasp]

🥵

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

[surreal scroll]

[unkempt cliff]

I need free gold

[frank pagoda]

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

NUH UHH

[surreal scroll]

[frank pagoda]

[unkempt cliff]

Standoff making new map?

[exotic wasp]

check photos see how rich I am

[frank pagoda]

K

[exotic wasp]

no they are making new moderation system

[frank pagoda]

IDK

[exotic wasp]

I'm so rich right lmao

[unkempt cliff]

What about 2nd bottom photo?

[exotic wasp]

huh?

[frank pagoda]

SHOW ME THE FILTER

U HAVE FILTER ON

[exotic wasp]

the filter is called "red freckles cutey pie"

[frank pagoda]

UH

[exotic wasp]

there is no filter lol

[frank pagoda]

[exotic wasp]

that's my inv 😭

[frank pagoda]

Nuh

[surreal scroll]

C==3

[frank pagoda]

What is ur level

[frank pagoda]

AYO?

[exotic wasp]

uhhh

[exotic wasp]

27?

[frank pagoda]

NAH I DONT BELIEVE

[surreal scroll]

It's a chicken leg 🍗

Dirty diddy brain 🧠

[frank pagoda]

Ohhh ok my dirty mind

[sour star]

so according to the new article they released

there will be agent models

[frank pagoda]

[sour star]

unknown when

the mmr system will be improved

[surreal scroll]

Ok but who

[frank pagoda]

Oh ok

[surreal scroll]

Who asked.

[sour star]

there wont be -mmr when losing

[exotic wasp]

check photos again I'll show

[surreal scroll]

Like we already know all of this stuff.

[sour star]

you can host own turneys

[frank pagoda]

K

[rugged trail]

Because yes

[sour star]

theres a new "server-system"

that hopes to improve ping

[frank pagoda]

WHO ASKED

[rugged trail]

It's not a good time for me unfortunately.

[sour star]

noone im just putting it out there

if you dont care

[surreal scroll]

Kid just got info I guess....

[exotic wasp]

yes it is your lying

[sour star]

dont interact

[exotic wasp]

actually someone did ask ab new map being added so

[sour star]

no stattrack knives

[frank pagoda]

I care but I'm just asking tho

[sour star]

there wont be any new maps for ranked

only duels and tdm

[rugged trail]

What's your problem?

[exotic wasp]

yeah

[exotic wasp]

I'm craving for attention

[surreal scroll]

Ofc cuz we saw the leak of the map it had no sites on it ...

[rugged trail]

That's good to know

[sour star]

potential bomb skins

[exotic wasp]

yes :)

[sour star]

theyre trying to inprove clan battle

[frank pagoda]

WOAHHHHHHHHHH 27 lvl with 27 gold

[surreal scroll]

It most probably will be jungle themed/Brazilian

[frank pagoda]

Don't even have 10

[exotic wasp]

yes

[sour star]

new weapon

that has not been in val nor cs

[frank pagoda]

🗣"Brashiu"🔥🔥

[sour star]

its completely "new"

[exotic wasp]

it's cuz I bought battle pass n sold all the skins n stuff I got from it

[rugged trail]

With Brazilian phonk music in menu

[frank pagoda]

Oh ok

[frank pagoda]

lmao

[surreal scroll]

Most probably uzi

[sour star]

apparently theyre trying to improve the anticheat

but yk

prolly not gon happen

[surreal scroll]

As always

[exotic wasp]

I've never even seen cheaters

[frank pagoda]

If they add uzi imma ki myself

[sour star]

from the sneak peek we saw its a high possibility

[frank pagoda]

Really?

[rugged trail]

Probably they don't care....

[surreal scroll]

It resembles like uzi

[sour star]

the new server system will be tested out soon

[frank pagoda]

Uhh

[proven raft]

Hello

[sour star]

theyre trying to add PvE and Bots which we know already exist

[proven raft]

Anyone wanna play?

[frank pagoda]

Hello watta sigma

[sour star]

the new server is also supposed to help with demos

the rent marketplace is apparently coming back

[surreal scroll]

U came across all this today?@sour star

[proven raft]

Hello

[sour star]

but not permanently

[sour star]

no

im just summing up

[surreal scroll]

Nah. Not atleast for next 8,9 months

[frank pagoda]

Yeah bros telling us whole update

[sour star]

FFA will not be coming back perm

it will stay on rotation

apparently its never coming back perm

weapon balance as usual

[frank pagoda]

📓 taking notes

[sour star]

and trading is Never getting added

for profit reasons

[surreal scroll]

How much u got paid for all this ?@sour star

[frank pagoda]

📝

[sour star]

0

im just bored

[frank pagoda]

That's sad

[frank pagoda]

📝

[surreal scroll]

Send Nooddle.

[frank pagoda]

[surreal scroll]

I meant like 🍜 ramen noodlez.

[frank pagoda]

Ohhhhh ok

[sour star]

and destructable enviroment

[surreal scroll]

Don't act over smart

[frank pagoda]

Ok🤓

[surreal scroll]

FPS shooter

[frank pagoda]

👌🤓

A

HOLEY MOLEY

[surreal scroll]

✋🙂

[timid fjord]

Hello guys who can help me to get my first knife in so2 ???

[sour star]

and a new menu

[frank pagoda]

Whay did bro sat

[sour star]

[surreal scroll]

Bend over.

[frank pagoda]

Bro im trying too I'm already at 116 but not even 10 gold

[timid fjord]

What is that mean??

[frank pagoda]

SHURUP

[surreal scroll]

You know what I mean .

[frank pagoda]

Translate

[surreal scroll]

I am 300 gold away from my first double dagger knife.

[frank pagoda]

hahagahaghaga

🤣 🤣

[frank pagoda]

AHAHAHAHAHAHH

[frank pagoda]

BRO CHANGED IT

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[surreal scroll]

That's how the world works

[timid fjord]

Emotionally Daaamaaage

[frank pagoda]

Jezuz christ

[surreal scroll]

Ur emotions don't count @timid fjord

Scram

[frank pagoda]

Fr

[sour star]

[frank pagoda]

[surreal scroll]

Giving when?

[sour star]

giving what

[surreal scroll]

Ur ....p......

Prayers.

[frank pagoda]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UHHHHHH

[sour star]

uhh

[frank pagoda]

Bro has plush of herself

Or himself

[surreal scroll]

Her*

U wana be a slave?@frank pagoda

Bark 10 times for 10 🪙

[frank pagoda]

NAH NAH NAHHH

GET OUT

[surreal scroll]

Bark 10 times for 100 gold

[frank pagoda]

🤣🤣🤣

[surreal scroll]

@frank pagoda bark 10 times for 200 gold. Bet

[frank pagoda]

[surreal scroll]

Ok no problem u lost an easy win

[frank pagoda]

I'm not GÆ tho

[surreal scroll]

Didn't asked

[frank pagoda]

Check photos

[surreal scroll]

Bye people

[sour star]

why

[frank pagoda]

I have that too

[surreal scroll]

He is sending noodlez

[sour star]

what

[frank pagoda]

Btw in my so2 acc pfp too

[frank pagoda]

Olsolute kinema

[frank pagoda]

BEO MY KEYBOARD

Bro*

[frank pagoda]

"ABSOLUTE FREAKY"🤣

[fresh raft]

I got timeout for saying i am a broke bithh

😔

Who can accept broke bithhis in their clan tag me 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[fresh raft]

I still have hope

[cursive hawk]

Adminnnnnnnn!!!

How to send video

Dm me

[ocean moat]

Only thing that keeps me playing is that i got skins dat i like

[neat ferry]

👍

[ocean moat]

I keep getting russians who use zero brain and jst try to get the most kills

[sour star]

supaaa sigmaaaa

[topaz lagoon]

LapatienceYT

[ocean moat]

Alpha

[quartz forge]

Chigma

[topaz lagoon]

La patience

Youtube

🔥

⚔️

🥷

🐎

🤯

[ocean moat]

Yea annoys me too

[river pumice]

I keep losing matches in comp bc always shift teammates 🔥

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[exotic wasp]

I snort baking powder

[topaz lagoon]

La patience

Yt

[devout bobcat]

I keep losing matches cuz some children in this game always following me for my skins

[river pumice]

me when my teammates don’t drop me so I have to go A Long with a deagle

[ocean moat]

I had a dude rush mid with a p90 againts a awm

[topaz lagoon]

Ego

[devout bobcat]

A ching

[topaz lagoon]

M16 sucks

[river pumice]

imagine the m16 whiffs so hard by spraying

[topaz lagoon]

Trash gun

Garbage

💀

[river pumice]

why not m4

[fleet plank]

anybody wanna 1v1 for 100g

[topaz lagoon]

No

[river pumice]

m16 is only good bc of the scope and higher damage

spraying is impossible even when crouching

[topaz lagoon]

In my time, golden karambit was an arcane category

[river pumice]

not so fun when people spray at ya eh?

[ocean moat]

I had a dude check mid while i was in site A stalling 2 ppl with a pistol againts guns i even almost killed one but my teammate was chasing butterflies

[topaz lagoon]

Shhh don't mess up his plans

[ocean moat]

Hes tryna scam 100%

[fleet plank]

@burnt harbor cuz i bought gold with my money

even tho i said i was not going to spend money on the game

[ocean moat]

I fr cant these russians annoy me so much

[fleet plank]

@burnt harbor i can send a screenshot

[haughty root]

Id it better to buy empire cases from shop now?

[ocean moat]

Yea

[haughty root]

Or wait till it's released in store and buy during the dip from players

[haughty root]

I'm marketplace

[fleet plank]

no cases that have cloves are not worth as much as the ones with knife

[haughty root]

Abt to buy 3kish just for cases

Good idea

[onyx python]

On my b'day I'mma give 100 gold

😇

[haughty root]

Yeah. It's what I do

Sticker packs, cases etc

[exotic wasp]

I sold a dutt pack for 20$

[onyx python]

If both die.... U should die as well I guess 🥲

[onyx python]

Dutt pack or butt pack?

[exotic wasp]

dutt pack

[onyx python]

@burnt harbor how's ur job been?

[exotic wasp]

butt packs go for 50

[devout bobcat]

5 years of economy degree first

[exotic wasp]

40k for AK nano

[onyx python]

Yeaaaa

[lunar chasm]

helelele

[onyx python]

Put a candle on top of it buy a few empire skins right now for a quick gamble

[lunar chasm]

tiktok is not working

[onyx python]

Yes sirrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[haughty root]

I still have 65 sharp cases as well

[onyx python]

Watch videos on websites

[lunar chasm]

honestly

do i buy a butterfly?

[haughty root]

Just bidded on some es sport stickers n pack

[onyx python]

Good luck
Do share the results.

[haughty root]

If you wanna be smart buy 100 of each empire guns if u rich

[onyx python]

No they will die. Let them be free

[haughty root]

Then use auto clicker to help u sell then lol

Them

[onyx python]

U made me hungry😣🍕

[haughty root]

Made like 60gs in under 20 mins this way

[lunar chasm]

there is not fast autoclicker

[haughty root]

There is

[lunar chasm]

its better to sell urself

[onyx python]

Lol nice

[haughty root]

Even Millie seconds one

[lunar chasm]

show

[onyx python]

Delivery*

[lunar chasm]

is it a russian macro?

[haughty root]

Use yr playstote

Playstore

Click auto clicker. Should be the first

[lunar chasm]

stote 😳

[haughty root]

Lmao

It's not on iPhone tho. Just Samsung's and that

[lunar chasm]

Ag autoclicker?

[haughty root]

Sounds fun

[onyx python]

Oh ok.

[haughty root]

It's just called auto clicker. Use yr Google man, don't wanna get banned here lol

[limber seal]

Does someone want to play comp I'm bronze but I can atleast trade kill my kd is 1.02

[onyx python]

@haughty root buddy. Share the results when u go to sale ok.

[lunar chasm]

show how it looks in dms

[haughty root]

What results?

[onyx python]

The profit u will get by the investment

[lunar chasm]

what investissement

[winged warren]

Rich

[haughty root]

I'm not selling none till next 1 year at least

But if you want results I can show u some

[onyx python]

No don't. Save up. U got a few personal events

[haughty root]

Like buying tec9 st for 1k

And arcane alt for 780

Etc

[haughty root]

Treasure*

[onyx python]

Yes. Keep it in mind.

[onyx python]

Nice 👏

[lunar chasm]

zat

[onyx python]

Okey

[lunar chasm]

badzl

[wild dock]

Lil tjayy

[haughty root]

Ze leave me alone lmao

[wild dock]

Uhhh uh uh uh uhhoooh😩

[lunar chasm]

dms

[tawny solstice]

Lfp bronze

[lunar chasm]

!

[winged warren]

Bro 6k gold is 80€ so yes

Lol

[vagrant ivy]

Does stiletto still have that relaxing sound or axlebolt killed it just like m9 animation?

[cunning ether]

Where trailer

[velvet drift]

It's there

[onyx python]

Olallalaallalaa

[fleet plank]

@onyx python wanna 1v1 for 100g

[onyx python]

Nah I already have 3k

😋

[sturdy ember]

Guy's would you play please tell me what's the esport's scenario in S02 i have recently shifted from PUBG if you may please help

Is it as big as PUBG as the esports is vast available there is it same on s02 and if so then how?

[winged warren]

Send some lmao

[meager quiver]

@everyone anyone allies?

[warm moat]

Elite asking for gold

Is kinda crazy

[onyx python]

He just messing

[winged warren]

Finally someone that can take a joke

Y’all wild

[warm moat]

Me when i roleplay as a mod

not taking jokes

[winged warren]

And rank doesn’t mean having money

[warm moat]

Actually it kinda does

[winged warren]

Actually no

[warm moat]

Those faceit wannabies from temu which host tourneys

They give out gold to you all no lifers

So why not try from that

[winged warren]

Nah i can pay for myself if i want something

[warm moat]

i mean sure i didnt say you cant obviously

I just said that after you said Rank ≠ Money

[sand smelt]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/181147730

[winged warren]

Yes in most of the cases

Ofc there’s nolifers that play for gold

[sharp basin]

Ur elite?

[winged warren]

I ain’t one of em lol

[winged warren]

Yeah

[sharp basin]

DANG

[winged warren]

Lmao

[sand smelt]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/181147730

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/181147730

[winged warren]

Wbu what’s ur rank

[sharp basin]

Erm

Gold 3

[winged warren]

Duel ranger fr?

[onyx python]

Sleep

[onyx python]

Yo Spanish boobieee person

🙂

[winged warren]

Lmao sup deadpool

[onyx python]

Hehe 😏

[winged warren]

Que pasa senor

[onyx python]

I didn't knew ur A can laugh😂

Lmao

How can someone A laugh

🥲

[winged warren]

😂

HAHAHAHAHAH odjebi

[river pumice]

YAY I’m g1 in allies

[winged warren]

Yay congrats

Or banana

Nemoj da pocinjem

Shut

[onyx python]

No one can ban him cuz he has a boobiee with a face

[winged warren]

Bro ur obsessed w that

[onyx python]

😛I like em

[winged warren]

Ada vidis madari facu na tijelo

[onyx python]

I am Deadpool

Send me inbox

[winged warren]

Crazy

[winged warren]

Did u leave the oven on?

[onyx python]

Yep

[onyx python]

No. Washing machine

Wana get stuck in it? 😘

[river pumice]

whoa whoa whoa

[winged warren]

[river pumice]

hold it right there buster

[onyx python]

😂

[winged warren]

Bro got caught in 4k

[river pumice]

that’s not very sigma

❌

[onyx python]

Ur colatral damage

[river pumice]

stop spreading rumors

[winged warren]

It wasn’t me that said it

Nuh uh

[onyx python]

Sooo how many people have been got stuck in you?

[river pumice]

I can now tell everyone I’m gold

🗣️

[winged warren]

U were first

[river pumice]

🥸

[onyx python]

And their step brothers, step family members came to help

[river pumice]

at least I’m better than silvers

that’s for sure

[onyx python]

I am Deadpool I can go through anything 😋

[winged warren]

Ne diraj ga

Greota

[winged warren]

You mean anything can go through you

[river pumice]

reason why I’m not gold in comp bc bad teammates

but I have good teammate for allies!

[onyx python]

Na na the opposite

[winged warren]

1 braincell konju

[onyx python]

Come let's rank push in Singapore

[winged warren]

I ti i ja

[river pumice]

just finished a 4 win streak

in allies

[winged warren]

In comp especially

[river pumice]

not if u have 3-4 bots on ur team…

[onyx python]

So u had hands under you?

I mean that's what carrying means right

..

😇

[river pumice]

me when the bots follow me around for my skin instead of pushing

[onyx python]

Pedophile???

[winged warren]

Then drop it

[river pumice]

and they have a p90

…

[onyx python]

Nah I carry people

😋

Noodles when?

[river pumice]

allies is so much better

ngl

[onyx python]

Phoenix

My hands are broken ( wink wink)

[river pumice]

nah can’t hop on rn :/

[onyx python]

Yea I love them.

Wet and juicy

Warm and tight

@silver forge timed out 🙂
Take care people

[sour star]

NAH

[river pumice]

yes

[rich crow]

Hey

[river pumice]

uh huh

lemme ask u this

u wanna play with 3-4 bots or 0-1 bots

[sharp basin]

@zinc ravine

[sour star]

uhh i be playing stacks

[sharp basin]

The best pfp

[sour star]

so only around 1 bot or 2 bots in tim

[river pumice]

I get 3 or 4 depending on if I’m solo queueing or have a mate

[clear flame]

update?😔

[onyx python]

Tomorrow

[lunar chasm]

guci

[errant sparrow]

quick question, how can i spot a hacker in a game

[warped ridge]

is there any possible active admin

[lunar chasm]

23 vro

[errant sparrow]

wait actually?

[clear flame]

no uchie

[errant sparrow]

darn it

[lunar chasm]

ye

[clear flame]

get mogged rai

[lunar chasm]

@velvet drift
4 days special offer⁉️
23 march season9💯
stay with me🔥
i have 1 daya not 2 to get empire skins🤑

[muted cosmos]

Yo anyone got a method to get gold

Fast

[velvet drift]

I will be your perpetrator.

I will touch you atrociously

[clear flame]

mods..

[rugged trail]

Mann...

[clear flame]

we got drdisrespect over here

[rugged trail]

Noti noti🤣

[river pumice]

I’m feeling very sigma today

no

[river pumice]

0/10 rage bait

try again

not very effective

[river pumice]

🥱

oh my days shiver me timbers guys 🥶

[river pumice]

I reached G1 in allies I’m so sigma 😎

[plain pagoda]

LMAO

gold 1

[topaz lagoon]

Congrats

[velvet drift]

Did this guy just legit bypass a blacklisted word???

[river pumice]

hey I’m trying to be sigma over here

[velvet drift]

Congrations*

[topaz lagoon]

I think i alr have ss of you bypassing

[topaz lagoon]

Shut

[velvet drift]

True

[topaz lagoon]

Watchout 😈 😈

[velvet drift]

Who even are you

[topaz lagoon]

Monoty

[velvet drift]

Omg so skibidi

[plain pagoda]

bro is not a sigma 💔

[river pumice]

ikr

[white flint]

haloo =< i have a question: how to change the link email address? so my inv me to try standoff so i just use dummy email but without notice i addicted to the game and spend some money already but now i idk how to change to my real email

[river pumice]

whoa beta watch yo tone

[topaz lagoon]

Friend of sum axlebolt

[river pumice]

settings?

[velvet drift]

The CCP will keep track of you

[white flint]

how to? do you mind teaching me?

[topaz lagoon]

Ccp?

Wym

Ccp

[plain pagoda]

comunist party

[river pumice]

go settings then scroll down?

[velvet drift]

This is one of the CCP agents

[sour star]

im was summon?

[velvet drift]

Yes, keep track of @topaz lagoon's online activities

[topaz lagoon]

.

[white flint]

i only see logout tho

[river pumice]

@velvet drift HEY no laugh

[plain pagoda]

whats tt

[velvet drift]

I saw what you did in the vagabond server bro

[plain pagoda]

terrible terrorists ?

[light cloak]

[river pumice]

what

[light cloak]

😓

[river pumice]

[rich crow]

Gloves and knife or m9 bayonet

[plain pagoda]

combo

[rich crow]

fang haunt and gloves burning fists and +inv

Or just m9 bayonet

I have to choose what i will buy

And idk what to take

[river pumice]

which m9

[cunning ether]

Just release the trailer man

[river pumice]

whatttt

yes

but I’m broke

👍

[teal dome]

Hey

[next isle]

🐱

[river pumice]

community support chatting!? no way

when update!

[teal dome]

Cat

[river pumice]

yes I’m sigma

[teal dome]

[river pumice]

so when update

[next isle]

No

[river pumice]

overpriced ahh

[junior hull]

Gaayz what i buy normal ak or stat treek

New akr

[river pumice]

sneak peek on s9 update when

vermillion isn’t bad….

I like it

delete

[teal dome]

[river pumice]

what happened

guy got banned?

[teal dome]

Happens

[river pumice]

what happened

lol

why did bro get purged

cooked

wait lemme check

@burnt harbor don’t think so

move it

I like to move it move it

it folds

erm

not rlly

lol

u never watched madagascar?

now I see why lol

it’s a classic…

can’t believe u never watched it

[devout bobcat]

🦛

Which one of you can dry my clothes

[plain pagoda]

dry em in sunlight

don’t trust any of these

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[gloomy jay]

It's 2025 we got washing machine yapping before GTA6

Btw why both are front load washing machines

[river pumice]

I’m sigma

[river pumice]

I’m a washing machine not a dryer.

also show some respect to sir washington the third

[gloomy jay]

Washing machines do dry clothes

[river pumice]

I don’t

just put em under sunlight

[wispy delta]

No, if you do that, the clothes will fade.

[river pumice]

💀

[wispy delta]

My pants are about to turn from brown to white.

[river pumice]

skill issue

[wispy delta]

no because i have used it for so long 💀

[river pumice]

get new pants then

[wispy delta]

5 year for a pants

[river pumice]

it’s good to dry clothes using sunlight

[wispy delta]

Somehow it still works as well as when I bought it 💀

[river pumice]

durability 999

[lunar chasm]

normally my pants turn from white to brown

[river pumice]

unbreaking V

probably has mending as well

[wispy delta]

How the hell did it outlast my dog?

[lunar chasm]

sharks are older than dinosaurs

actually crazy

[distant whale]

Garlic bread or toasted bread with butter

[wispy delta]

oh I forgot I had a traffic accident this morning and it's still intact

[river pumice]

why not both

[lunar chasm]

bread

[wispy delta]

how tf my pants can do that 💀

[river pumice]

garlic butter bread 🤤

[distant whale]

Only 1 :

[river pumice]

make garlic bread and add butter

[wispy delta]

why not?

[distant whale]

Theres a plot twist

The garlic bread magically turns you into a chair

A wooden chair

In an abandoned house for eternit6

[river pumice]

I’m gonna use teleport

[distant whale]

True

[wispy delta]

how your teleport works?

[river pumice]

flip a coin
if heads: teleport to any place in mind
if tails: coin explodes with the power of 200kg of TNT

[gloomy jay]

Heads

[wispy delta]

+1 idea for a movie

[marsh oriole]

[opaque halo]

Any info about season9

When is it comming

[hot summit]

Looking for duo partner, voice chat is obligated gold +

[wispy delta]

idk I haven't even updated the game yet.

[proven raft]

Hello u all

[rich crow]

Amber koi

[river pumice]

get a combo

YO trailer is abt to come out

87mins

[neat hedge]

Dm me

[rich crow]

Fr?

[river pumice]

search their channel

[rich crow]

So fang haunt and gloves burning fists better

[rich crow]

Alright

[river pumice]

gloves haunt would be better imo lol

burning fists isn’t that good

[rich crow]

Is 4500 g man

[river pumice]

not full red

[proven raft]

Does your MMR get's reducted when you leave a match? or no?

[river pumice]

yes

if u leave early

[rich crow]

Look on yt ,it look good af

[river pumice]

owned those before, didn’t rlly like

[rich crow]

Personally I like it.

[proven raft]

Like how many?

[river pumice]

depends idk

[proven raft]

I left my last match because my team is hella useless

[river pumice]

if u want orange, get burning fists
if u want red, get rebellion or the fingerless red one