💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

What happened?

[blissful ibex]

Nah I am Muslim, so we fast for one month every year :))

[wind ivy]

So uhh

[rich crow]

Ohh ramadan?

[blissful ibex]

Yep

[azure shoal]

Whens season 8 ending

[wind ivy]

My friend got broken up with

And I was just going in my catfish acc to check if there's smth

[wild dock]

Ayo y'all wsnna see me being a dj

[wind ivy]

then he sends me a message

Telling me "I stole your girl"

I said what

[wild dock]

I can't send videos here 😞

[wild dock]

What happen

[blissful ibex]

Slide in dm

[wind ivy]

Explaining yesterday to rainyy

Anyway

[rich crow]

Huh?

[wind ivy]

He sends me a msg of how my crush has him saved and it says "crush? ♥️"

[rich crow]

He knows its you?

[wind ivy]

U said what happened

[wind ivy]

Bro fym

It was thru snap

[rich crow]

Ohh

[wind ivy]

U all caught up?

[blissful ibex]

:))))

[rich crow]

Maybe he knows it you in your catfish acc

[wind ivy]

BRO

[rich crow]

Whatt😭 😭

[wind ivy]

I'mma start from the start

[north tapir]

When is the new season please tell

[wind ivy]

I was in dc and he sends me a message in snaochat

[rich crow]

Idk man ask axlebolt💔 😔

[wind ivy]

He says "I stole your girl"

[rich crow]

In ur main acc?

[wind ivy]

Yes he doesn't even know I have dc

Nun abt the cat fish acc

Ok?

[rich crow]

Okayy thenn?

[north tapir]

When is the new season please tell

[wind ivy]

I didn't understand so I said "? "

He said her name (not saying for various reasons)

Then he sends a screenshot of how she has him saved

And it's "crush? ♥️"

And then he told me that he likes her back

[rugged trail]

Hi

[wind ivy]

and he said he's never gonna try in love again cuz he got broken up with for like the 5th time

And he does this

And he knows very well I like her

[rugged trail]

Don't want to interrupt your convention, is the new season on,?

[wind ivy]

No

[rugged trail]

Kk

Ty

[rich crow]

And thenn??

[rich crow]

Now what you gonna do

[wind ivy]

He asked me if im mad and ofc I said non

No

[rich crow]

Why

[wind ivy]

Bro that's the thing isk

Idk

[wind ivy]

I didn't want to start problems

[rich crow]

Nice

That's what I expected

[proper monolith]

Hi

[wind ivy]

And idk if she even knows abt his conditions

[rich crow]

Wanna play a match

[wind ivy]

I'm not in the mood

[rich crow]

Later?

[wind ivy]

Maybe

[rich crow]

What condition?

[rich crow]

So he's threatening you?

[rich crow]

That's a no haha

[wind ivy]

No?

[clear flame]

Are u the dating guy 2 days ago @wind ivy

[wind ivy]

Fym

[wind ivy]

Like he limps when he walks and he has smth else but I don't remember

[blissful ibex]

Heard that it didn't go well?

[wind ivy]

Elaborate please

[rich crow]

Ping me if you wanna play later

[blissful ibex]

U gotta elaborate gentleman

[wind ivy]

Alr

[clear flame]

Nvm it was another dood

[rich crow]

What's your region

[wind ivy]

russia

[rich crow]

Wlr

Alr

[plain pagoda]

is he the guy " u look skinny than tomorrow "

[amber prawn]

[velvet drift]

"Dating guy"

[plain pagoda]

he is a she

[clear flame]

yeh there was this dude that announced he's going out w his fishe or sum😭

[rich crow]

Yeah he's the sun

[plain pagoda]

would yall date someone who is bad at so2 ?

[rich crow]

He has its own gravitational pull

[plain pagoda]

😂

[wind ivy]

Yes cuz I'm bad myself

[plain pagoda]

YH ?

[blissful ibex]

Wth kinda question is that gentleman

[plain pagoda]

no one dating u jammy bcs ur ping is always too high

[wind ivy]

Real

[blissful ibex]

Nah I ain't looking for dates :))

[rich crow]

Hahahhahahah

[wind ivy]

I am

[blissful ibex]

But true always high ping :))))

[plain pagoda]

fix ur ping or die single

[blissful ibex]

Dying single :))

[rich crow]

Samee i just wanna enjoy life and be a pilot

[wind ivy]

911

[rich crow]

Your certified avgeek autism friend

[plain pagoda]

✈️ 🏢

[clear flame]

u must have thousands of flight simulator hours in😭

[blissful ibex]

Life is better with a partner but if you find a good one and a hell if you stuck with an evil person :))

[wild dock]

HAJAH

[wild dock]

Nice

[clear flame]

the type of mindset that keeps u single

[wild dock]

Frr haha

[velvet drift]

So real

[blissful ibex]

Hahaha nah I wasn't single

[wild dock]

That's why we move on gng

[rich crow]

wait lemme seee..

[wild dock]

Always got a solution

[wild dock]

No way...

[wind ivy]

And that's jumping that nēģeri

[rich crow]

my wifi just suddenly vanished chat

[wild dock]

Can i upload the video of me being a DJ in the #📸│photos chat?

[wind ivy]

Idk

[scenic wind]

Who's down for a game

[wild dock]

Ong thats right

[blissful ibex]

Yeah gentleman, life is all about moving on forward :))

[wild dock]

Just donit cuz

[wild dock]

He deserves this shi

If i could i would do this for ya

Omg

[wind ivy]

Im on Spring break 🙏🏿

[wild dock]

Ong*

[rich crow]

i have like 1000+ hours on rfs

[wild dock]

Wow

Thats

[wind ivy]

I have liek 2k in minecraft

[wild dock]

Are u okay? Rai?

HAHAHA

[clear flame]

mods ban him rn

[rich crow]

yeah most of the flight hours are me being afk and just waiting to land

[blissful ibex]

I had 1k on cs:))

[wild dock]

HAHAH

[wind ivy]

1k is rookie numbers

[fiery osprey]

Anyone know promoced for time limited skins?

[wild dock]

Nah i might have a lot in fortnite too

[blissful ibex]

And on the new 500 hrs

[rich crow]

what did i do?💔 💔 😔

[wind ivy]

Is 2k h on Minecraft Good?

[rich crow]

[blissful ibex]

Cooked

[blissful ibex]

U need to touch grass

[warm moat]

I have 1500 in msfs 🗣

[clear flame]

💔 Investing hours on a simulator game is illegal dear😔

[wind ivy]

Awhhh

[rich crow]

WHATT💔 💔 🙏 😭

[wild dock]

Well

[wind ivy]

Investing thousands of Hours in a Sand box game is smart

[wild dock]

It depends 🥴

Illegal is investing hours in fortnite (i did)

[pale charm]

❤️

you are realyy good gentlemen

[wind ivy]

I have like 1500h in roblox

[rich crow]

my goofy ahh calculating when i land and what time i land irl

[warm moat]

Did you know investing 400 hours in an anger inducing game means spending 17 entire days on it

[wind ivy]

Whats 17 x 5

[warm moat]

I died

🙏

[wind ivy]

I spent 85 day's on Minecraft 🙏🏿

[clear flame]

✨

[warm moat]

🙏 opps couldnt get bro because bro didnt leave his house

[wind ivy]

Nd abt 68 day's on roblox

[ashen spear]

Dear axlebolt, please fix the anti cheat

[clear flame]

You're a prod @wild dock

[clear flame]

sued

[rich crow]

let him cook chatt🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[daring yew]

Prod?

[clear flame]

prodigy

[plain pagoda]

piggy ?

haramm

[daring yew]

Tought u meant ped

[warm moat]

No heaven?

[clear flame]

Cheesy

😔

[plain pagoda]

ony fire

[daring yew]

Pred*

[warm moat]

Did you know oiling up and spinning scissors is equal to spinning karambit

[plain pagoda]

daymm

wait whattt ??

air-fry yourself @warm moat

with a lil bit of olive oil

for that crispy skin

[wind ivy]

Olive oil Expeensive

[warm moat]

What bro thought would be my honest reaction

[rich crow]

[jagged moon]

ibii

[plain pagoda]

supp

[jagged moon]

noob

uninatLL

[wind ivy]

I hate masters

[jagged moon]

:(

ibii

[plain pagoda]

he is bronze

[wind ivy]

Bronze the best

[jagged moon]

i made a new japanese friend

[plain pagoda]

fake role

[clear flame]

everyone's flexing they nitros..

[jagged moon]

bro

i made a new japanese friend

[wind ivy]

My crush js sent me a snap guess what it is

[wild dock]

A what

Prod

[wind ivy]

Prodigy

[jagged moon]

ur crush must be 300 lb guavalito

[wild dock]

OHHHHH

Of course i am

[wind ivy]

No

[jagged moon]

🦍

[wind ivy]

Guess what the snap is

[acoustic pike]

Anyone wants to play ?

Rank

[rich crow]

idk man just tell us😭 🙏

[wind ivy]

Idk also

I Haven't opened it

[plain pagoda]

daymm really ?

whats his rank ?

[wind ivy]

Bronze

[rich crow]

sigma

[wind ivy]

The snap was a pic of Her and Her Friends 🙏🏿

[wild dock]

Bruh 😭😭

[plain pagoda]

neos , i had a chinese friend who was legend @jagged moon

is in cyx clan

doesnt play anymore

[rich crow]

damnn she updating you fr fr fr fr

[wind ivy]

I Love my playlist ♥️

[wind ivy]

Real 🙏🏿

[steady storm]

Guys

[wind ivy]

?

[steady storm]

Can yall dm me please

[wind ivy]

No

[plain pagoda]

no

[rich crow]

[steady storm]

I need some help

[plain pagoda]

NO

[steady storm]

Shut up

[wind ivy]

Give me 25g if u win and ill meg u

Msg

[plain pagoda]

peg

him

noob champ

[unique tinsel]

💀💀💀💀

[steady storm]

Bruh

[wind ivy]

That a tes or no?

[plain pagoda]

tes it is

[wind ivy]

I can bring it down to 24.99

[wild dock]

Dang

[rich crow]

[steady storm]

Tes???

what is that

[wind ivy]

Yes*

[steady storm]

Ahh no

Its a no

[wind ivy]

Alr 10

10 g

[steady storm]

What do i win

5

[wind ivy]

Alr

[steady storm]

Come dm

[plain pagoda]

noob champ joni

cry baby

[rich crow]

its making me dizzy😭 😭

[plain pagoda]

i knew it

i am taking the sigma badge from u

[steady storm]

Lol

[plain pagoda]

and giving u beta badge

[steady storm]

Come dm u too

[plain pagoda]

dm ?

what that ? 💔

[rich crow]

💔 😔

[steady storm]

Bruh

[plain pagoda]

whats a dm 💔

[steady storm]

Huh

[wind ivy]

U Dumb?

[rich crow]

fr💔 😔

[plain pagoda]

whats a dumb 💔

[steady storm]

I writed u

[plain pagoda]

letter ?

thats so romantic

my dih got hard

[steady storm]

Ayoo

[steady storm]

Bruh

[fiery osprey]

Which skin price could go up?

[steady storm]

Come dm

[plain pagoda]

empire collection

[wind ivy]

Empire skins

[steady storm]

Awn boom

[rich crow]

[fiery osprey]

Thanks

[wind ivy]

Lololol

Bros muted

[steady storm]

@fiery osprey check dm

Chu papu mu njanjo

[rich crow]

bro gets turn on by a letter💔 💔 🙏

[wind ivy]

I get turned on by a snap 🙏🏿🥀🥀

[wild dock]

Ayo now fr anyone plays fortnite here? Or sm in ps5? Or pc that got crossplay

[wind ivy]

No 🥀🥀

[rich crow]

@wild dock are you from italy? or spain?

[wild dock]

Spain tho

[steady storm]

Guys

I need yall help

Dm me

Please

[wild dock]

Dayumn 💔😞

[rich crow]

ohh si si si si

[north shell]

[wild dock]

Ahahahhaa si si si claro

[wind ivy]

Mi amor

🙏🏿

[wild dock]

Hablais español?

[wind ivy]

Que paso?

[steady storm]

Ur black?

[wind ivy]

No

[wild dock]

Hahahahah

[median mural]

When is the new season coming ?

[wild dock]

Que paso mi amor, como estas?

[wind ivy]

Keys

Jk

[steady storm]

🙏🏿

[steady storm]

I know it

[peak dirge]

wsg chat

[steady storm]

Come dm

[steady storm]

Wsg bluff

[rich crow]

idk man ask axlebolt💔 🙏 😔

[wind ivy]

Good boyyy

[plain pagoda]

i just know u never got a letter 🤣😂🫵🏻

[steady storm]

I kbow it

[peak dirge]

hru

[steady storm]

Good good u

[tame kernel]

https://link.standoff2.com/zh-TW/referral/bind/46168357

[peak dirge]

say anything

[wind ivy]

Hello

[peak dirge]

good boy

such a good boy

[median mural]

When ?

[wind ivy]

Link and no mute?

[rich crow]

💔 💔 😔

[wind ivy]

Shen ssn 8 ends

[steady storm]

24th march

[wild dock]

Wot

[steady storm]

Bet u 1.99 Golds

[tame kernel]

what？

[median mural]

Ohh

[wind ivy]

Keys

[steady storm]

Come dm

[median mural]

Some player saying on 15 march

[steady storm]

A bit

[hexed ginkgo]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/224613132

[wild dock]

Spanish rai??🗣️🗣️🔥

[nova slate]

https://link.standoff2.com/ro/referral/bind/124907853

https://link.standoff2.com/ro/referral/bind/124907853

[plain pagoda]

mama imma criminall

[hexed ginkgo]

For my commander pass pls

[plain pagoda]

imma criminall

mama imma criminall 💔💔

[wind ivy]

"Viktor joined the chat" ahhh 🙏🏿🥀🥀

[rich crow]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[hexed ginkgo]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/224613132

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/224613132

[wild dock]

Bro

[wind ivy]

Stop or I ban u

[wild dock]

How u sending links

Tg

[hexed ginkgo]

Who tf u

[wind ivy]

It bc its a standoff link

[wild dock]

HAHAHA

[wild dock]

Ohhhh

[wind ivy]

Im tiske3 🙏🏿

[plain pagoda]

i hope these link directly go and open up in your ahh

[wild dock]

Dayuuumn

[hexed ginkgo]

Who tf that

[wild dock]

Chill 😞🙏

[hexed ginkgo]

Nah it's for commander pass

[wind ivy]

Who tf is s1lent 🙏🏿 stolen ahhh name

[rich crow]

[wind ivy]

Get Sum Original 🙏🏿q

🙏🏿

[steady storm]

Guys

[hexed ginkgo]

🫸🙂‍↕️🫷

No

[wind ivy]

Its a standoff link

[hexed ginkgo]

Can someone pls help for commander pass

[wind ivy]

No

[tame kernel]

IDK ? What keys

[nova slate]

https://link.standoff2.com/ro/referral/bind/124907853

[wind ivy]

New gen 🙏🏿🙏🏿

[nova slate]

https://link.standoff2.com/ro/referral/bind/124907853

[wind ivy]

Viktor has joined the chat 🙏🏿🙏🏿

[steady storm]

Need some help

[nova slate]

Okk

[hexed ginkgo]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/224613132

[rich crow]

life.(im hungry)

[wild dock]

Me when ion got no headphones

[rich crow]

[river pumice]

when I soloq I always get the worst teammates 💀

[wind ivy]

We all so

Do

[rich crow]

@brisk plaza is locked in rn

[wind ivy]

Why

My ears hurt

[river pumice]

I’m tryna rank up I lost like 60 MMR today

[unique tinsel]

im looking for recruiters

[blissful ibex]

I try my best :))))

[hexed ginkgo]

Me

[steady storm]

Yeah

Dm me

Lol

[true pumice]

yall like the new animations of knives?

[hexed ginkgo]

Nah

[true pumice]

wb maps

rust,z9 and prov

[blissful ibex]

Nop

[sharp basin]

ngl s02 is getting boring

[true pumice]

lowk i want people to report to the devs in hopes them mfs bring the old animations and maps back

i think only one player’s report wont be taken seriously so if we mass report itd be better

[blissful ibex]

They know it 🤓☝️

[verbal imp]

Always has been

[sharp basin]

i might switch to cs

dk

[true pumice]

yea, peak was s1-s3

[wind ivy]

CS is miles better

[true pumice]

fell off acter that

[true pumice]

cheating problem

[hexed igloo]

games getting boring, might get a job idk

[sharp basin]

js buy prime\

[wind ivy]

But its better

[blissful ibex]

Please don't compare it with CS :))

[true pumice]

true

[verbal imp]

Type shi

[wind ivy]

Real

[rich crow]

mb mb mb

[blissful ibex]

Npnpnp

[wind ivy]

Might get a j*b

[rich crow]

@pale charm he's pro

[wind ivy]

Real

[blissful ibex]

That's a big lie 🤥

[wind ivy]

Mhmm

[plain pagoda]

i am so hot rn

body heat is real

[sharp basin]

proof

?

[wind ivy]

ReL

Real

[sharp basin]

ur sweating

[wind ivy]

Show us ur sweat

[sharp basin]

🥵

[blissful ibex]

Stop the freak

[plain pagoda]

WHAT

[sharp basin]

u heard me and @wind ivy

[wind ivy]

Stop being šo good

[wind ivy]

Real

[pale charm]

thanks for the information

[plain pagoda]

i am indian

still wanna see ?

[sharp basin]

sure

why not

?

[wind ivy]

GET AWAY

INDIAN

[sharp basin]

.

[plain pagoda]

@wind ivy sending u my sweat pic in dms

[blissful ibex]

Can't be a freak :)))

[rich crow]

[blissful ibex]

It's a lie 🤥

[pale charm]

@blissful ibex how many % do u have

[pale charm]

we'll see, we'll live

[wind ivy]

Me and @rich crow vs @blissful ibex

[blissful ibex]

Enough now

[plain pagoda]

lets play

me vs yall

1v5

[pale charm]

you and @rich crow vs jammy and me

[plain pagoda]

tdm

[wind ivy]

No Fair u have jammy

[pale charm]

you can play?

[blissful ibex]

Ermmm

[blissful ibex]

Sure bud

[pale charm]

im noob

[wind ivy]

Me too

[plain pagoda]

me too

[pale charm]

maching

[blissful ibex]

Me too

[plain pagoda]

bronze 💔

[wind ivy]

U pro

[pale charm]

i have 18lvl

[rich crow]

i ain't beating jammy😭 🙏

[plain pagoda]

daymm

[blissful ibex]

Plastic 💔

[wind ivy]

Js hiy him in the Head w the ak

[plain pagoda]

kylie💔

[blissful ibex]

I can't beat you 😭💔

[wind ivy]

Unranked 🥀

[pale charm]

Relax ❤️

[wind ivy]

Funny joke

[plain pagoda]

lets play guys

we are 4

[pale charm]

yeah

[wind ivy]

5

[pale charm]

us add me?

[blissful ibex]

I am afraid of you :((((((

[plain pagoda]

i am noob

[wind ivy]

Cmon

I destroy u

Jammy

[blissful ibex]

I am shaking 😭😭😭😭

[rich crow]

im unranked💔 💔

[magic fiber]

[sharp basin]

ur sweat smells like butter chiken ngl

[blissful ibex]

I am afraid of you toooo

[plain pagoda]

222370294

add me

[pale charm]

203483457

[sharp basin]

🥶

[wind ivy]

@rich crow u gonna play?

[blissful ibex]

I ain't playing I am afraid of yall 😭

[rich crow]

how about 5 players comp?

[plain pagoda]

yuppp , finally someone said it

[river pumice]

@short lodge with autumn gloves def yotg but sparkling gaze looks sm better

[rich crow]

whatt😭 😭 🙏

[river pumice]

I love losing mmr 🔥

[sharp basin]

i was master

once

[plain pagoda]

was

once

[sharp basin]

sh

shhh

[blissful ibex]

I am noob :((

[plain pagoda]

sh

[pale charm]

add me bro 222370294

[plain pagoda]

shhhh

[pale charm]

noo you are good

[fresh raft]

Can someone accept me in any clan?

[blissful ibex]

Alr gentleman

[pale charm]

in this game

[river pumice]

I swear I will reset myself if I drop to bronze bro

[plain pagoda]

send ur foot pics

[pale charm]

okay

[sharp basin]

im playing val and cs mostly what do u expect 😭 🙏

[blissful ibex]

Alr hopon everyone

[rich crow]

lemme eat first & shower i ping ya'll when im done

[pale charm]

who are randomPlan17

[plain pagoda]

me

[pale charm]

okay

[rich crow]

@blissful ibex @pale charm @plain pagoda @wind ivy

[pale charm]

yeah?

[blissful ibex]

Alr alr eat and get shower gentlewoman

[fresh raft]

I will be a good boy

[pale charm]

who are tiske

[blissful ibex]

@wind ivy

[wind ivy]

Me

[pale charm]

okayy

[fresh raft]

Bruh check your dm

[pale charm]

lmao

[sharp basin]

goon to @plain pagoda he a furry

[wind ivy]

I can jerk it at Insane speeds without the clapping

[rich crow]

mb mb

[blissful ibex]

🔞

[sharp basin]

lemme see gentalmen

.

[wind ivy]

Later bbg

[rich crow]

5 player comp in like 25 mins ig?

[sharp basin]

alr baby boy

[wind ivy]

Cant im unranked 🥀

[sharp basin]

[pale charm]

huh

[wind ivy]

?

[pale charm]

(im from poland)

i dont understand

[wind ivy]

She wants to play comp

In 25 mins

[rich crow]

defuse then

[wind ivy]

And were 5

[pale charm]

ohh okay

[wind ivy]

Or I Try to get rank

🙏🏿

[sharp basin]

anyone wanna play 1v1 in cs rq? or val? i deleted s02 💔

[wind ivy]

Bye GUYS I get rank in comp

[pale charm]

i play on phone

[errant sparrow]

that shi easy to do

[wind ivy]

Some cant

[errant sparrow]

good point

[wind ivy]

We all do

[fresh raft]

Please call me a good boy 🙏 🙏 🥀 🥀

[errant sparrow]

i play on keyboard and mouse

[sharp basin]

........

[pale charm]

okay

what is comp?

computer?

[errant sparrow]

competitive

[sharp basin]

competitve

[rich crow]

us too

[sharp basin]

opps

[errant sparrow]

basically ranked defuse

[rich crow]

competitive

[pale charm]

mhmmm

okay okay

[river pumice]

comp is a lil harder than defuse

[pale charm]

i can play without rank?

i have 18lvl

[errant sparrow]

yeah

[fresh raft]

Can someone accept me in thei clan? Im bronze 2 🙏

[rich crow]

we'll play defuse

[rich crow]

no

[fresh raft]

💔 🥀

[errant sparrow]

rainyy and furrygooner123 may marry each other

[pale charm]

okay okay

[pale charm]

I saw that you would reply to my message like a good boy

bahahaha

[sharp basin]

@rich crow would u kiss @fresh raft ?

@fresh raft will u kiss @rich crow ?

if yes

yall married

[errant sparrow]

ts poetic ✌️🌹

[fresh raft]

YES

[pale charm]

💍 thats for you @fresh raft

[sharp basin]

OLALA

[errant sparrow]

ZOO WEEE MAMAMA

[sharp basin]

thats what i call young love

[errant sparrow]

ong it is

[sharp basin]

BOOM SHAKALAKA BABY u showed her

[sharp basin]

real

[rich crow]

WHAT

[pale charm]

ummmm nothing

[rich crow]

[snow anchor]

Furry & A Gooner 💔

[pale charm]

you are good boy

[snow anchor]

lebron james counterpart

[hexed igloo]

fuck' this chat even about bruh 😭 🙏

[snow anchor]

ts pmo sm fr Icl

[pale charm]

😆

[hexed igloo]

icup

[errant sparrow]

hush bro the wedding bouta start

[rich crow]

im not a boy💔 💔

[snow anchor]

I don't know what that means

[sharp basin]

i mean we got furrygooner and @normal apex

[hexed igloo]

spell it out

[errant sparrow]

spell it

[snow anchor]

Icup

[snow anchor]

Icup

[pale charm]

ohhh say it right away, good girl*

[errant sparrow]

tell us the letters

[fresh raft]

What about me?

[errant sparrow]

the pronunciation of the letters

[snow anchor]

she wants you bro fr trust me

[snow anchor]

i - cup

[errant sparrow]

furrygooner and dzban fighting for rainyy's love

[pale charm]

i have a gf

[errant sparrow]

ok bro i give up

[snow anchor]

femboys don't count

[sharp basin]

bf?

damn

[errant sparrow]

aint that real

[pale charm]

bruh

[blissful ibex]

🔞

[pale charm]

i am men

i have girl

[snow anchor]

18 year olds not allowed

[snow anchor]

so you are a girl

got It

[sharp basin]

AHAHAH

[pale charm]

NOOO 😆

[snow anchor]

denial?

[errant sparrow]

ONG LMAOOOO

[snow anchor]

It's okay we don't hate women

[pale charm]

huh

[errant sparrow]

we love women

[hexed igloo]

i hate women

[pale charm]

im a normal human

[errant sparrow]

do u hate urself

[rich crow]

whatt💔 💔

[snow anchor]

so women are not normal humans?

hmmm

Interesting

[errant sparrow]

oh hell naw

[snow anchor]

I found that out the hard way 😔

[wind ivy]

NAHUI

[rich crow]

same fr fr fr

[wind ivy]

I Am NEVER playing COMP.

I got kicked bc everyone kept Stealing my killz

Kills

And then I died.

[bleak sinew]

Stop solo queueing

[blissful ibex]

So pro

[wind ivy]

I have no friends

[blissful ibex]

I am scared:((

[wind ivy]

1v1 me Buddy

[hexed igloo]

then stop playing the game

[blissful ibex]

We come alone we go alone gentleman :)))

[wind ivy]

U Ain't my mother

[rich crow]

what are we? aliens?💔 😔 🙏

[wind ivy]

I Am NOT Going alone

[wind ivy]

U r a creature

[blissful ibex]

I hope gentleman all the best :))

[wind ivy]

I will be buried with the Love of my life

I alr have plans

[blissful ibex]

May your dreams come true

[wind ivy]

They will 🤑

[thin oyster]

Hey Guys jus wonderin, is the golden leaf medal rare? Like what year is it

[wind ivy]

Idk

[charred delta]

I am very happy

[blissful ibex]

:))

[charred delta]

I now own a Bubblegum M4A1

[rich crow]

its comp medal collection

[charred delta]

And I got it for only 270!

[blissful ibex]

Me too for you gentleman

[stoic crown]

Congrats

[charred delta]

Gonna get Sparkling Gaze next week!

Thanks!

Gonna be excited whenever I play CT!

Just need Hanabi and I got something to look forward to when playing T

[hexed igloo]

Gold leaf is exclusive to the Competitive Pack collection which comes in 5 variants depending how much you spend

it was out during the debut of the Competitive mode for about 2 years

[crystal cave]

W, welcome to the sparkling gang

[velvet drift]

Seaweeds might actually tweak me out

[hexed igloo]

it's tasty

[wind ivy]

I need Sparkling gaze

[crystal cave]

I heard people with bitter personality often say that about seaweeds

[errant sparrow]

depends on the person really

[crystal cave]

Hmmm

[velvet drift]

Bruh?

What can you conclude from that

[hexed igloo]

Grass weeds might actually tweak me out

[crystal cave]

You tell me mako

[velvet drift]

I am Mako (1)

[errant sparrow]

alright bro theyre all yours

[hexed igloo]

Hi, this is Mako (1)
my alt account

[wind ivy]

Idgaf

[river pumice]

hi this is Mako (2)

[crystal cave]

stares at you in disdain

[sudden wedge]

Can anyone buy my knife for 1000 gold for more informations is at #📸│photos scoupriction knife pls anyone buy its my birthday today btw

[hexed igloo]

prove it

[river pumice]

no one’s buying a 1000G scorpion bc it’s ur bday 😭 🙏

[errant sparrow]

hi this is Mako (3)

[rich crow]

this is mako (3)

[velvet drift]

Makos

[sudden wedge]

What to prove

[hexed igloo]

which one is the real mako (3)

[rich crow]

what to buy for 1k gold?

[river pumice]

gloves

[errant sparrow]

i am the real mako (4)

[hexed igloo]

your birthday

[velvet drift]

Omg so many makos

[sudden wedge]

Its today

[wind ivy]

I Am the real mako (5)

[errant sparrow]

whos ur favorite one

[burnt harbor]

Let em come.

[hexed igloo]

😭 💔

[velvet drift]

I love you all ofc

[rich crow]

i was thinkimg about some cheaper knife and some nice awm or deagle for leftover

[crystal cave]

I will buy it but

[errant sparrow]

thank you mother

[river pumice]

gloves >

[rich crow]

gloves aint that good by themselfs

[sudden wedge]

For real

[hexed igloo]

love yourself

[crystal cave]

No I lied

[rich crow]

if they were to pair with knife then fuxk yeaa

[sudden wedge]

Ggs

[errant sparrow]

aint this schizophrenia

[fiery osprey]

Lol

[rich crow]

but just alone nah

[crystal cave]

Bro really thought

😭

[hexed igloo]

I don't actually exist, Mako (1) was never real

[errant sparrow]

neither did i

[river pumice]

then what am I

[crystal cave]

Mine

[rich crow]

same

[wind ivy]

I actually exist, Mako (5) is real.

[burnt harbor]

I smell cap.

[errant sparrow]

a fraction of the real mako's imagination

[river pumice]

[errant sparrow]

denial

[river pumice]

this cannot be!

[errant sparrow]

mako is just schizo

[charred delta]

The what gang?

[fresh raft]

The Furry gonner has arived

[crystal cave]

Mako might be dead ngl

[charred delta]

Also soz, was breaking in my Bubblegum

[errant sparrow]

whats up sir

[velvet drift]

Amazing

[wind ivy]

Keys noone likes u

[hexed igloo]

FurryGooner123

[crystal cave]

Incomprehensible

[velvet drift]

Why you staring at me like that btw

[errant sparrow]

prolly felt like it

[crystal cave]

You're cute

[errant sparrow]

oh

[crystal cave]

I lied

[velvet drift]

Distant gunshots not too far away from us "That's it, they're onto us!! Get down! Get down!-" Glass windows shatter into a mess, cracking as they fall to the ground "Call our back-up! Immediately! Fires back "They're not gonna take us down!" The shooting intensifies "You! Take this gun! Shoot back at them!!" The whistles of the bullets grew louder as they continued the barrage "Have you contacted them yet?! Hurry up! We don't have much ammo!— Explosions produced by the handgrenades "It's now or never! Let's slowly back up!—" Boom "I know an escape route from here!"

[wind ivy]

sorry, kid, cope harder. absolute baboon mentality. gn, kid. I'm staying winning and you're staying losing. apologies, fellow citizen whom I consider beneath me due to age differences. I suggest you take this experience and attempt to understand it, but in a deeper method you would usually resort to in these circumstances. I would compare your current coping mechanisms to that of a subclass of monkey. I wish you farewell in your dream state while I will be off to succeed in various aspects of life while you perform less in most regards. I find this humorous, as I find your mindset and intelligence as comparable to one with a genetic issue. I ask you to invest and grow your anger as you attempt to understand and comprehend the scale of my success, and its direct contrast to your own. have a wonderful afternoon.

[hexed igloo]

💥 💥 💥

[errant sparrow]

i am NOT reading allat

[hexed igloo]

💥

⛈️

[crystal cave]

Ain't reading all dat (I did)

[velvet drift]

Distant gunshots not too far away from us "That's it, they're onto us!! Get down! Get down!-" Glass windows shatter into a mess, cracking as they fall to the ground "Call our back-up! Immediately! Fires back "They're not gonna take us down!" The shooting intensifies "You! Take this gun! Shoot back at them!!" The whistles of the bullets grew louder as they continued the barrage "Have you contacted them yet?! Hurry up! We don't have much ammo!— Explosions produced by the handgrenades "It's now or never! Let's slowly back up!—" Boom "I know an escape route from here!"

[river pumice]

check dm

[fresh raft]

What are those big messages for

[errant sparrow]

swear this chat all bout everything but so2

[wind ivy]

Keys furrygooner123

[fresh raft]

Shhh

[wind ivy]

I Ain't Here for so2 🙏🏿🙏🏿

[errant sparrow]

neither am i

u so real for tgat

[pliant bone]

Anybody up for competitive gold ?

[velvet drift]

You're actually here for Student-teacher romance roleplay

I've read your portfolio

[weary eagle]

Akr scylla Or akr tag king??

[wind ivy]

Real

[river pumice]

scylla

[wind ivy]

Scylla

[errant sparrow]

i participated in that one

[crystal cave]

First round analysis: walked straight from tr mid to mid stairs and died

[hexed igloo]

I sure love my students 💢

[wind ivy]

Im the teacher and mako is the student

[velvet drift]

You joined here looking for Roleplaying as a gothic gf with a vampire bf

[velvet drift]

Indeed you do, sensei

You love Hoshino fr

[hexed ginkgo]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/224613132

https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/224613132

[river pumice]

ok blue archive sensei

[wild dock]

[hexed igloo]

femcel fantasy

[velvet drift]

[wind ivy]

I Am back

Bad boy is back 😈😈😈

U gonna take it like a Good boy not me

Hell yaw♥️🌹

Wait no

[warm moat]

[wind ivy]

Heaven yaw♥️🌹

[warm moat]

Okay

I have 911 on quick dial

Any moment now

[wind ivy]

U gonna take ir like a Good boy

[warm moat]

NUH UH

[wind ivy]

Then dont threarn me

I Am currently masturbating.

[warm moat]

Boi stay away from me, you wont be able to match my freak

[hexed igloo]

you gon let the police watch you? 💔

[warm moat]

That is, great.

[neon thicket]

wha

[warm moat]

But

Who cares

[neon thicket]

pookieee

[velvet drift]

Where's your magenta-colored name bro? 💔💔💔

You're not cool anymore...

[warm moat]

I have officially lost my shiz

[wind ivy]

Cheating on me 🥀💔💔

[thin oyster]

Is there any way to Get ur old so2 account back if u played as a guest?

[velvet drift]

💔

[neon thicket]

5th time the laptop broke and im gonna repair it myself

[wind ivy]

No.

[quartz forge]

Tag king

[warm moat]

I decided to descend among these lowly commoners to know what it feels like

[warm moat]

None, default ak.

[wind ivy]

Imagine cheating on me🥀💔🙏🏿

[velvet drift]

FIRE🔥🔥🔥

[neon thicket]

im so cringe when im drunk 😭 😭

[quartz forge]

Akr tiger better than anything

[wind ivy]

Try me.

[wind ivy]

Real

[neon thicket]

yesss

[velvet drift]

Off I go, bye bye

[warm moat]

Akr scale exists lil bro, dont challenge me

[neon thicket]

only mee

[hexed igloo]

just let it rest in peace 🕊️😭 💔

[wind ivy]

If im side chick then wait a bit

[warm moat]

Skibidi naruto respect button 🗣🙏

[quartz forge]

Bruh scale is no where near tiger

[wind ivy]

Your right Nano exists

[neon thicket]

i need this laptop frr 😭

[warm moat]

Tiger cant match scale's aura lil bro.

ON GOD

[gray isle]

hello every1

[warm moat]

dihdy respect 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[wind ivy]

Hello

[wind ivy]

When r u meeting with the girl

[quartz forge]

That's the thing akr tiger is far beyond aura things

[gray isle]

second date in 2 days 🙏🏻

[wind ivy]

How Did it go we asked

[quartz forge]

Akr tiger had aura when aura wasn't even a overused word let that sink in

[hexed igloo]

Not long time ago i accidentally sold my Ak Tiger with 4 King stickers on it

[gray isle]

well, i suppose it went great since she asked me when will we go out again at the end of our date

[wind ivy]

Sigm

[quartz forge]

Ain't you the guy that bought 1000 tigers

[hexed igloo]

nah that's

thats

[wind ivy]

Md

Ms

[hexed igloo]

i forgot his name

[wind ivy]

Me

[hexed igloo]

I CANT FORGET HIM

[wind ivy]

I Love tigers

[hexed igloo]

Why cant i remember

someone help

[quartz forge]

Delta ray?

[hexed igloo]

the

the Peter griffin guy

[gray isle]

what about you? did you talk to your crush

[wind ivy]

Tiske3*

[hexed igloo]

who

[wind ivy]

You dont wanna know

[hexed igloo]

why cant i remember

[gray isle]

dont tell me she rejected you 🙏🏻

[hexed igloo]

SILENCE WOMEN

[clear flame]

woops

[wind ivy]

That's the Thing I gotta Tell u an entire story

[quartz forge]

That's like 5 years ago it's ok

[neon thicket]

nonono

[clear flame]

THE UPDATE?

[gray isle]

dm me in 5 minutes, i need to know what happened

[clear flame]

HELLO

[hexed igloo]

im TRYING to remember his name 😭

he my dawg

[wind ivy]

Ill js DM u now

[neon thicket]

i forgot

[gray isle]

that will do

[quartz forge]

Maybe spoop knows

Shut up juli

U weren't even born then

[neon thicket]

what gun should i stock buy

how was your dayy btw

mines is always bad

smh

😭 i hope you having good day

thats greatt

[hexed igloo]

im stressed

I CANT REMEMBER HIM

im gonna kms or something

[neon thicket]

[wind ivy]

Im back from explaining

[quartz forge]

The chats probably got purged in s2 so there is no proof left of him

[hexed igloo]

No bro 😭

[wind ivy]

I Am litteraly gonna kms

[gray isle]

just rolled awm stickerboom on ggstandoff 🔥🔥

[neon thicket]

delta ray?

[gray isle]

from some ahh case

[quartz forge]

Nah

[hexed igloo]

not delta ray

he's not HIM

[wind ivy]

Alr side chick

[quartz forge]

Delta is even alive or what?

[gray isle]

dont talk to your boyfriend that way 💔

[hexed igloo]

delta is banned and he doesn't wanna join again

[quartz forge]

Last time I saw the guy was playing stardew valley

[neon thicket]

dang if it were happen to me, i'll just mind my own business ig , where did that even happend

[gray isle]

😨

[neon thicket]

yess i remeber

[quartz forge]

Wth he could have done to get banned ?meh

[neon thicket]

how'd that happened i wasnt there when that happened

dangggg

school?

[hexed igloo]

What couldn't have he been doing to not get himself banned

[neon thicket]

boys should'nt be able to enter a girls cr😭

[hexed igloo]

it's pretty hard to get banned now here, cause mods are lazy as fuck'

[neon thicket]

oooh i seee

[neon thicket]

mods back then was pretty strict