💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

Yeah

[warm moat]

Then you shall be the one getting spread

[river pumice]

[warm moat]

[crystal cave]

I'll make the bay of Bengal in beneath you bbg

[warm moat]

I will pray for your balls to be taken by a butt naked hairy clown who will visit you tonight at 12 o clock midnight

[warm moat]

What in good heavens

Am i reading

[rich crow]

Helicopter helicopter

[blissful mauve]

WHAT

[crystal cave]

You seem experienced 🤨

[plain pagoda]

terzo and satya

[warm moat]

Why is bro hating on do bhai and dono tabahi

[crystal cave]

Nah, he got bigger but

Trust

[warm moat]

Thats it

[plain pagoda]

daymm

[storm girder]

anyone asia

[plain pagoda]

can i smack one time ?

[warm moat]

Nani kore

[crystal cave]

Burn the witch!

[plain pagoda]

@rich crow

[warm moat]

It seems

Im identified as a bengali witch doing black magic

[crystal cave]

Average Indian

[plain pagoda]

bengali only kaam wali , no blackmagic witch

[warm moat]

Ong average indian

[warm moat]

[rich crow]

No thanks

[plain pagoda]

thats so sigma of u

[crystal cave]

I'm eating moongdal

🗣️🔥

[plain pagoda]

imma eat u after

[warm moat]

Why is bro not being eaten

Tatya thats disappointing

[crystal cave]

Yeah this banana is rich in protein

[plain pagoda]

its me

[warm moat]

Moshi moshi

[rich crow]

Hello

[plain pagoda]

bro thinks he is adelle “ hello “ ahh guy 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

[crystal cave]

Very aware

[warm moat]

Not so much

Bro was swooning over him just a minute ago

Cheater

[crystal cave]

Nah bbg, my sight never leave that badonkadonk you're packing

It's practically impossible

[warm moat]

Solve this first

Prove this expression

[velvet drift]

Okay professor

:V

[crystal cave]

Can't concentrate with you here 😔

[rich crow]

N=8

[warm moat]

I shall then take my leave bbg

[velvet drift]

Can confirm, he's a certified student x teacher romance enjoyer.

👮

[crystal cave]

Real

[warm moat]

No

Chat is this wrong to be a victim of your own desires

Or is it wrong to desire to be a victim

[crystal cave]

Just get step on

[plain pagoda]

it is wrong to desire

[warm moat]

Not enough

A usual romcom with a sprinkle of fan being serviced pls

[crystal cave]

Deprivation is funny

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[warm moat]

Desperation is funnier

[rich crow]

Hello

[velvet drift]

Are you submissive because you're 5'4", or are you 5'4" because you're submissive?

[crystal cave]

Deprivation = desperation

[devout bobcat]

Waiting for someone to rear end me so that I can sue his ahh for 7 generations

[warm moat]

But im 5'11 br-

[crystal cave]

He's 5'2 but 5'4 when he's sitting

[velvet drift]

5'1".

[warm moat]

NUH UH

[velvet drift]

No taksies backsies

[plain pagoda]

i am 6’2

[velvet drift]

5'1" you are

Cutie

[rich crow]

5'4

[warm moat]

Then, i shall be that.

[crystal cave]

Shawty with thick thighs

[warm moat]

Okaeri

[velvet drift]

You're one tall gorl

[warm moat]

What are the odds of tatya falling in love with me a second time after seeing my face

[rich crow]

@rich crow is taller

[warm moat]

But arent u uwu

But you are uwu

Stop changing your identity

[devout bobcat]

My height scale is unreliable

[warm moat]

Oh my god

[velvet drift]

Then why girl

[warm moat]

Mods give him testicular torsion

[velvet drift]

If boy then why girl

[crystal cave]

Let's find out

[velvet drift]

[warm moat]

Change his toilet paper with sand paper

[buoyant birch]

Nah

No way

[velvet drift]

You have Satya practically on his knees

[warm moat]

Bro what

[buoyant birch]

True

[crystal cave]

Just accept you wanna be a cute little goon meterial

[warm moat]

I dont speak cup of tea

ababababa

[buoyant birch]

Like slave

[warm moat]

Oh my god

[plain pagoda]

and i get muted for saying that

[warm moat]

Oopsie daisies

[crystal cave]

Nah you just wanna ride em

Ik

[velvet drift]

Okay 5'1"

[buoyant birch]

B💀💀💀💀

[plain pagoda]

@gray patrol

[blissful ibex]

Any gentleman wanna play?

[plain pagoda]

send that again

[crystal cave]

You're 4'11 Mako..

[buoyant birch]

What

[rich crow]

I saw that

[buoyant birch]

Butter chicken

[velvet drift]

I'm a shark, bigger than you.

[blissful ibex]

U r a detective

[oak veldt]

aint fable the oldest case why reamove empire collection are they d riding the empire cases

[buoyant birch]

With this china eat butter chicken

[sour star]

that phase is back?

[plain pagoda]

?

[blissful ibex]

Tf

[plain pagoda]

best postion imo

[crystal cave]

A dwarf lanternshark

[sour star]

sofa has changed

[rich crow]

Sometimes

[sour star]

what did you do to her

[buoyant birch]

China eat butter dog not butter chicken

[blazing maple]

Anyone down to play allies im silver rank

[sour star]

hes 12

[plain pagoda]

i am indian

[velvet drift]

Discord detecting your message rn

[blazing maple]

Oms

[sour star]

i said HE

HE grenade

[rich crow]

Can you handle very spicy food?

[velvet drift]

Nuh uh

[sour star]

[buoyant birch]

I’m not talking about you I’m talking about how china eat butter chicken they eat it with a dog

[velvet drift]

GRENADE!!!

[crystal cave]

Why are you acquainted with a 12yo

🤨

[sour star]

what i mean? 💀

[blazing maple]

Yikes

[rich crow]

Gets close*

[sour star]

im not

[plain pagoda]

oh ok now sit quietly in a corner u one heck of a funny one

[river pumice]

[sour star]

guessing by his behaivior

[blazing maple]

Sounds like the server has a suspicious suspect

[sour star]

💥

[velvet drift]

Ling gang guli guli guli wata lingga gu lingga gu

[buoyant birch]

?

[crystal cave]

Yk a lot about 12 yo huh 🤨

[plain pagoda]

i wish it happen with me

[rich crow]

Oiiaioiiai

[blissful ibex]

Anyone wanna cook?

[plain pagoda]

yeah i eat gol gappa daily

[blazing maple]

Only if we cooking like pink man

[buoyant birch]

Bro why do you hate your life

[blissful ibex]

Nah not cooking bad things

[rich crow]

Gol gappa? What's that?

[blazing maple]

Damn

[sour star]

i grew up already

[crystal cave]

Terzo got his ahh muted

[plain pagoda]

a very spicy pepper

[sour star]

yep

[rich crow]

Ohh

[plain pagoda]

deserved

[velvet drift]

My storage is so done with my it's not even funny anymore

[plain pagoda]

@warm moat

[buoyant birch]

Fav song reply

[crystal cave]

What gacha games do to you

[sour star]

crazy

nvm

[plain pagoda]

keya

[sour star]

why is that a sticker tho

[plain pagoda]

i wanna join that server now

[sour star]

[velvet drift]

They convoluted my storage.

[blissful ibex]

Yall need to calm down

[crystal cave]

So you mean cluttered

[velvet drift]

No, I mean it.

[river pumice]

[sour star]

milkerz

[blissful ibex]

Tf

[plain pagoda]

bro i read that so quickly

daymm it

[buoyant birch]

😭

[crystal cave]

Your mental health is burdened with convolution

🤨

[blissful ibex]

Enough DC for today

[rich crow]

Real

[sour star]

give NOW

[crystal cave]

Bold of you to assume I have any

[rich crow]

Eats*

[plain pagoda]

supposed to be taken and not eaten

[river pumice]

[rich crow]

The cheese

[crystal cave]

Shush

Lil emo guy

[velvet drift]

The austrian emo

[sour star]

the phillipean emo

[crystal cave]

Philipean

[velvet drift]

Philippiean is INSANE

☠️☠️☠️

[crystal cave]

Ong

[sour star]

i frogot where ur from 🙂

[meager obsidian]

Ongoing?

[velvet drift]

What the hell are those nicknames

[meager obsidian]

Ok?

[velvet drift]

Skill issue | Class 7

[crystal cave]

Roleplay in so2

[rich crow]

Who selling?

[river pumice]

[meager obsidian]

9>1

[sour star]

class1

[meager obsidian]

Ok

[crystal cave]

Edited messages are so lame

[rich crow]

Who selling guns??

[crystal cave]

Shi

[rich crow]

I have one

[rich crow]

Dms

[velvet drift]

WRONG!

[velvet drift]

[sour star]

NOW

[rich crow]

Like irl

[velvet drift]

Direct message irl is wild

[rich crow]

Wdym irl?

[eager spoke]

Crazy nickname

[rich crow]

.

[velvet drift]

What are those nicknames bro

[rich crow]

No like

[velvet drift]

[rich crow]

In standoff right?

[crystal cave]

Mako, why did the shark blush?

[rich crow]

No

[rich crow]

Oh

[velvet drift]

[rich crow]

Im talking bout standoff

You selling in standoff?

[rich crow]

Oh okay

[crystal cave]

Because it saw the oceans bottom 😭😭😭

[meager obsidian]

00$

[rich crow]

You sell in standoff?

[rich crow]

No

[velvet drift]

Satya, please seek professional help.

[meager obsidian]

Ok

[rich crow]

Alr

Who does sell guns in standoff?

[plain pagoda]

so2 devs

[sour star]

he got rammed in the back

[rich crow]

@plain pagoda

[velvet drift]

From*

Stupid

[rich crow]

The person who thinks all the time 🕰️

[plain pagoda]

yeah i sell gun skins

only legit buyers contact me in dms

[rich crow]

Lemme see dms

[crystal cave]

1 more. Why did the shark refuse to fight? Because he was a pacifish! 😭😭😭

[meager obsidian]

79829369

[crystal cave]

I'm hilarious ik

[velvet drift]

And you're telling me to get my humor right

[crystal cave]

ALRIGHT

1 more

[sweet crest]

Hi

[rich crow]

Hi

[plain pagoda]

this looks like my coding professor fr

[meager obsidian]

Standoff 2

[rich crow]

Yes

[plain pagoda]

just need to add a nose

[plain pagoda]

hi yes you are at the right place

[meager obsidian]

Standoff 2..@79829369

[crystal cave]

What did the shark say after eating a clownfish? That tasted a little funny! 😭😭😭

[plain pagoda]

are u mail or femail ?

[crystal cave]

Alr guys don't be shy, no one will judge your laughter

☺️

[sour star]

holy airball

[meager obsidian]

Standoff 2@79829369

Ok

[rich crow]

Ok

[plain pagoda]

ok

[velvet drift]

If I ever become an arsonist, you're one of the reasons why. @crystal cave

[meager obsidian]

Ok

[sour star]

@velvet drift we need an airball sticker

[plain pagoda]

ok

[crystal cave]

🧢

[velvet drift]

Find one ig lol

[sour star]

your 13th reason why

[crystal cave]

Aw I'm happy to be so inspirational to you

[meager obsidian]

Ok

[vague yoke]

Lads on which server you play?

US?

[plain pagoda]

singapore

[vague yoke]

Or someone on singapore

[velvet drift]

It'll be the reason why the next thing you know is that your nonexistent house is on fire.

[crystal cave]

I don't know about the server, but how about we connect 😏

[vague yoke]

What is your real range?

[rich crow]

U fr?

[sour star]

thisll have to do for now

[rich crow]

Sg

[sour star]

[plain pagoda]

range ?

[velvet drift]

Turn it to sticker

[plain pagoda]

yh

[sour star]

no labtob

[vague yoke]

Someone wanna play on Singapore who got champion+

[plain pagoda]

india is ded for comp

[velvet drift]

My server has 2 more slots so you can add it later

[crystal cave]

It's fine, I'm used to being hot

[vague yoke]

I got the legend

[plain pagoda]

in ?

[sour star]

do u have any other server where i can add?

[vague yoke]

Allies and matchmaking

[crystal cave]

Singapoor

[plain pagoda]

lmao

[velvet drift]

I can make another 🥱

[sour star]

go

[vague yoke]

Which rang you got?

[eager spoke]

[sour star]

dating confirm?

[velvet drift]

Fr

[eager spoke]

Only confirm in my life is the math making pop up when I need to get placed into the game

[sour star]

they even got matching name

[eager spoke]

[warm kernel]

I knew it...

[crystal cave]

Understatement

[eager spoke]

He copied me

[alpine mango]

Gimme promocode

[crystal cave]

NAHHH THE MYTH

[rich crow]

Ohh

[sour star]

[crystal cave]

The legend

[eager spoke]

The Indian himself

[sour star]

you gave him the lineup tho

[crystal cave]

@velvet drift

[velvet drift]

LMAO

[sour star]

XD

[velvet drift]

HE IS BACKK

[eager spoke]

True

[velvet drift]

INDIA POWER!!!!

[crystal cave]

Legendary moment

[velvet drift]

🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[eager spoke]

INDIA POWER!

[crystal cave]

POWER!!

[sour star]

The real indian

YOU WILL FEEL THE INDIA POWER

[eager spoke]

You will taste India power
🇮🇳 🇮🇳

[velvet drift]

You will taste India power 🇮🇳 🇮🇳

[plain pagoda]

wrong flag chiggas

[sour star]

THE POWER OF INDIA

[plain pagoda]

🇭🇺

[crystal cave]

Indian power throbs 🇮🇳🇮🇳

[sour star]

GET OUT 🇮🇳

[eager spoke]

➡️ ⭕

[velvet drift]

INDIA MENTIONED 🇮🇳‼️🔥🗣️🙏

[crystal cave]

🇮🇳 TERRORIST! IMPOSTER!

[velvet drift]

🇮🇳‼️💯🔥

[eager spoke]

INDIA MENTIONED

WHAT IS A SHOWER

[plain pagoda]

🥶 🤕

[crystal cave]

WHAT IS SANITATION

[velvet drift]

LEVEL 30 SLUMS

[plain pagoda]

😱

[velvet drift]

🔥🔥🔥

[crystal cave]

🗣️

[haughty pumice]

Please tell me I misunderstood and they're not remaking sandstone, like they did with province

[eager spoke]

[eager spoke]

He’s not humpin

[rich crow]

Name in what kinda servers are u in(invite me)

[eager spoke]

He’s jumping

For joy

[sour star]

[crystal cave]

Jumping on joy 😈

[eager spoke]

[rich crow]

U here still

[sour star]

@eager spoke send sticker worthy ohne pic

i make stickers

[haughty pumice]

I'd expect this kind of behavior from faceit servers

[haughty pumice]

What are yall smoking

[sour star]

crack

[haughty pumice]

Fair

[sour star]

or metaphamine

[eager spoke]

One sec

[velvet drift]

Nicotine.

💯‼️

[rich crow]

Cyanide

[subtle trench]

hello

[blissful mauve]

Yummy

[rich crow]

Yes

[blissful mauve]

Sing a pour?

[peak dirge]

wsg chat

[plain pagoda]

sigmapur

[plain pagoda]

wazaaaa

[peak dirge]

what’s up sigma

[slim needle]

Bro after getting milked by @eager spoke

[rich crow]

Chicken

[slim needle]

(she pegged him)

[eager spoke]

Deluxe

[haughty pumice]

Who the he|| even asked for a sandstone remake/removal

[willow mantle]

Where can you buy cheap gold?

[hollow quail]

Hello

[haughty pumice]

Russian guy #387902

I can link you up

[rich crow]

Hello

[willow mantle]

Okay

[hollow quail]

Are they reworking sandstone ?

[haughty pumice]

Either that, or removing it and replacing it with the new map

Remake is more believable tho

[velvet drift]

Me when pipeline

[hollow quail]

Even i said that this might be a sandstone rework

[hollow quail]

Just look at the theme jungle and sand stones

More like egypt

[plain pagoda]

sandstone is kinda boring now

[haughty pumice]

Removing or reworking sandstone is kinda uninstall material ngl

[hollow quail]

I hope they are not copying operation riptide now

Like they copied athera

[velvet drift]

Why play on [Sandstone] when there's [Province], [Rust], [Breeze], and [Dune]?

[haughty pumice]

Because familiarity?

[rich crow]

Sakura

[willow mantle]

Can you give me pv?

[rich crow]

Me

[haughty pumice]

It was a joke

[hollow quail]

Bro it's cringe to look how standoff2 copied thera map

[willow mantle]

Sad

[plain pagoda]

breeze is kinda huge , too big of a map

[hollow quail]

Breeze is copy of thera

Even the mid looks the same

[velvet drift]

Breeze is fine to me

Idk what yall on about

[peak dirge]

word

[velvet drift]

OMG HIII FACT!!!

[hollow quail]

Axelbolt adding Winchester is crazy

[haughty pumice]

What 💀

[peak dirge]

what’s up sigma

[hollow quail]

They are adding new sniper which looks like some smithry made up of wood eaten by termites

[velvet drift]

This nonchalant mf.

[rich crow]

Who wants fried chicken?

[hollow quail]

Thank god it ain't meat

[velvet drift]

💀?

[rich crow]

Chicken is meat

[hollow quail]

No it isn't

Pork is meat aswell then ?

[eager spoke]

@verbal imp

[velvet drift]

Ofc

[peak dirge]

never non chalant

always sigma

[hollow quail]

I eat it

[hollow quail]

I love pork chops

And cat meat

[hollow quail]

I love to eat meow meow

[winged gorge]

Info party sgp/hk

[plain pagoda]

what is an info party ?

[eager spoke]

[eager spoke]

[hollow quail]

Rust = cache
Breeze = thera
Dune = dust 2
Province= cobblestone

[plain pagoda]

crazy knowledge

[hollow quail]

Zone 7/9 = Nuke

[plain pagoda]

stop revealing my face

[hollow quail]

Your is worse

[steady storm]

Guys

[steady storm]

Can someone dm me

Please help me win an invite war for some golds

[slim needle]

What is bro doing with keya's girl

[plain pagoda]

😈 sin

[hollow quail]

7 circle of hell awaits

[royal schooner]

Breeze is

Inferno?

[royal schooner]

Zone 9 was better

Loved awping in dat mao

[hollow quail]

No it is thera or santorini

Workshop map

[royal schooner]

And why did akr12 get nerfed as damn

The spread is utter disappointment now

[hollow quail]

M4a1 is buffed

[royal schooner]

Idts

[earnest fog]

Can someone help me on my comander pass ?

[royal schooner]

M4a1 had laser accuracy

[steady storm]

Pls dm me

[hollow quail]

A slight increase in fire rate and damage

[royal schooner]

Do it yourself brotha

[steady storm]

Help me to win an invite war

[royal schooner]

Oh

[hollow quail]

Yeah

[neon thicket]

pookiee @rich crow sorry past hours have been busy, I've not been in discord since yesterday, im really sorry💔

[royal schooner]

Thats why recoil feels a lot

Old animation of m4a1 was good

This animation feels slow

[hollow quail]

They are adding new gun

[royal schooner]

Revolver yes

May come with a delay ig

[hollow quail]

Terrorist replacement of m14

[royal schooner]

M14?

[hollow quail]

Sniper

[royal schooner]

M40?

[meager obsidian]

Standoff 2@79829369

[hollow quail]

Yeah

[royal schooner]

Kar98?

[hollow quail]

Wooden sniper

[meager obsidian]

Standoff 2@79829369

Ok

[royal schooner]

Source?

[hollow quail]

Like it but more like wooden m40

[royal schooner]

Revolver ik about that

[hollow quail]

Leaks on telegram

[meager obsidian]

Ok

[royal schooner]

Mosin maybe

[hollow quail]

Maybe

[royal schooner]

Can be win94 too

[hollow quail]

Maybe sandstone rework

[royal schooner]

Prov rework i heard about

Sandstone let it be da og one

[hollow quail]

Prov already got reworked like 6 times

[hollow quail]

I feel it is a cheap operation riptide knockoff

[royal schooner]

Maybe

Dune is okaish

I like dune map

But cant awp well in that map

[hollow quail]

Dust 2 knockoff

Idk why these devs don't come up with different and unique idea

[silver forge]

Yooo

[silver forge]

Dw you are all good pookie

[warm moat]

Automod touched me 💔

Again

[neon thicket]

who are u?

[plain pagoda]

bro was waiting

[eager spoke]

[steady storm]

Bro

Can someone help me

Win some golds please

[silver forge]

Im dylan

[blissful mauve]

No joni

[steady storm]

Bro

[blissful mauve]

You about to win 200

From spamming people

[steady storm]

Why

[silver forge]

300g for help

[steady storm]

Huh

[blissful mauve]

Why you have phoenix role

[steady storm]

I only win 3500

[blissful mauve]

You are gold 2

[neon thicket]

[steady storm]

Im phoenix

[silver forge]

LOL

[steady storm]

Close to phoenix

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[blissful mauve]

Gold 2

[silver forge]

Close to phoenix is not phoenix

[bold pelican]

Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/138038584

[silver forge]

How much you paying

[rich crow]

Yoo wsp chat

[rich crow]

🐘

[devout bobcat]

Nice flying pig 🦕

[warm moat]

What if i say something

Which makes my nickname get a +1

[warm fjord]

Can anyone help me rank up? Im literally stuck on bronze 1 cuz my teammates are down bad

[tough meadow]

get good. You don't need a good team to get out of bronze

[warm fjord]

I am good but i low key play 1v5 cuz my teammates either leave the match or run around shooting in the sky

[silver forge]

Bro i dont have any acc below gold

[warm fjord]

Its ok i will find someone

I cant even play with my friends cuz they are on silver and it wont let me play with them

[silver forge]

Fr

[warm fjord]

Playing against 5 people is hard lol

[silver forge]

How did you even get bronze

[rich crow]

Lets go hit 10 kd

Anyone selling guns in standoff ?

[silver forge]

Jo

[stoic crown]

im struggling to get rank up after gold here. 30fps player 😔

[warm fjord]

Idk somehow i got bronze after opening rank

[silver forge]

When did you start playing standoff

[rich crow]

Dang da struggle is real

[warm fjord]

3 weeks ago

[silver forge]

I can help you

[stoic crown]

how can you help me

[warm moat]

All the girls are garlic garlic 🗣️ 🔥

[warm fjord]

I was playing before and i was playing csgo a lot so i have game sense

[silver forge]

I can play with you

[fiery wigeon]

Is there working promo codes

[silver forge]

Im elite

[silver forge]

Tf

[silver forge]

Thats good for starters

[blissful mauve]

@warm moat how was exam

[warm moat]

Fun

[silver forge]

Probably no

[blissful mauve]

Is that good or bad

[warm fjord]

Any tips on what to invest in? I have 100 gold

[rich crow]

I hate this gamee

[silver forge]

Who doesn't

[warm moat]

Good-good

[rich crow]

#📸│photos

[silver forge]

Does anyone know how to change rank here on this discord

[stoic crown]

thx for the offer but no need. my playtime is random cuz college

[warm moat]

Bro is losing against bronze

Sheesh

I can NOT understand the pain

[stoic crown]

channels and roles on top left

[silver forge]

Aight text me when you play tho

[blissful mauve]

Nice nice

If it wasn't for me

[silver forge]

I love playing on smurfs

[blissful mauve]

Rt

[fresh raft]

@midnight bloom sup

[blissful mauve]

Play vs bronzes is fun

[fresh raft]

@midnight bloom i hope we can meet one day

[stoic crown]

alrightt

[stark gyro]

Did anyone wanna play

[naive warren]

Me

Whats ur rank

[silver forge]

I have to contact comms admin or smth idk

Im elite

[silver forge]

Frfr

[stark gyro]

Add me

[naive warren]

Id ?

[loud echo]

[naive warren]

Any gold wanna play ?

[silver forge]

How can i contact comms officer

[stoic crown]

ohh yeah. if higher rank yes. i think is just to send photos for proof or something @silver forge

[silver forge]

Send to who

[stoic crown]

coms officer in #🛟│faq i think

[stoic crown]

yeah but atleast he did 9 kills and only 3 teammates. atleast max -30 or less at bronze bro @warm moat

[warm moat]

Its not rlly the game's problem if his teammates left, is it?

Let me show u smth, lemme log in

[stoic crown]

well its the matchmaking problem. so2 shouldve give a less minus mmr for it especially if they are not a party teammates

[stark gyro]

Is someone bronze or Silver?

[warm fjord]

Im broze

Bronze 1

[stark gyro]

Wanna play

Iam bronze 3

[chilly otter]

im plastic rank 3

anyone wanna play?

[short lodge]

@stoic crown I'm a knife

Buying

Atfer I sell my glove

[warm moat]

But a knife doesnt chat on discord

What

How are you a knife

[short lodge]

It's right here

[warm moat]

The word buying is right here?

[stoic crown]

u want to buy a knife? which one?

[short lodge]

Idk yet but I want a orange/golden knife

[feral valley]

Yatatatayahhhhhh

[neon thicket]

dang i hate random match at allies always lose

[short lodge]

Get a friend

[warm moat]

Imagine playing allies

Loser activity
Real chads play defuse

[blissful mauve]

Rt

[blissful mauve]

Rt

[warm moat]

Just ask your opps to coordinate, let them plant and then play allies on defuse mode

[short lodge]

Just play both

[warm moat]

No need to sweat

[stark gyro]

Yes

[stoic crown]

yoo my spectre glove pattern 430 is for sale if anyone looking for it

[blissful mauve]

Wdym let them plant

Clean map before planting

[warm moat]

I mean let the Ts get on site and plant

[short lodge]

Is it golden or orange?

[blissful mauve]

• play CT side

Rush mid

Easy 3k

[warm moat]

Rush on your opps

[blissful mauve]

Look left there's one look right there's last

[warm moat]

Realest advice i got today

[blissful mauve]

Then get insulted

In chat

Because you ended a round in 20 seconds

[stoic crown]

full gold on left hand and almost full blue gem on right hand. check #📸│photos

rare pattern

[short lodge]

I will think about it

If my glove sell

[warm moat]

And give them the taste of most destructive, outright heinous choice of words you can possibly pick.

So they become your actual opps

And wish to hunt you down irl

[celest acorn]

See it? You get dat

[stoic crown]

but it wouldnt be for a cheap price ofcourse. took me days to get that pattern to match my sting knife @short lodge

[blissful mauve]

Nah

Me personally

I find him

In the next round

Tap him and text what now?

[warm moat]

You text "get good"

[feral valley]

Rush mid switch to b

[celest acorn]

[unique tinsel]

@blissful mauve

[blissful ibex]

Hello gentlemen

Anyone cooking?

[distant whale]

🍳

[blissful ibex]

🔥

[rich crow]

I just broke a plate chat💔 I'm cooked

[blissful ibex]

Get ready for some beating from ur Asian mom

[stoic crown]

prepare urself 💀

[rich crow]

😭

[blissful ibex]

🩴

[hexed igloo]

instant ramen + glue

[warm moat]

Or just toss it away and act like nothing happened

[hexed igloo]

if i broke a plate im dead bruh, that thing older than me

[rich crow]

[blissful ibex]

Nah moms knows about every single plate in the kitchen, they count them and if one is missing then you r cooked

[rich crow]

Reall

[warm moat]

You can just say your neighbour came by to borrow a plate

[rich crow]

Yeahh😔

[warm moat]

[dry cloak]

Where can I report a bot in so2?

[blissful ibex]

Then after a day she will tell you to go and bring it back :((

[warm moat]

My mom and sis both literally throw and break plates when they rage. So its common in my house lmao

[hexed igloo]

bro you need exorcist

[rich crow]

Instant ramen & glue ain't fixing that blud🙏 😭

[warm moat]

You can say they arent home, keep that excuse dragging until your mom stops asking lmao

[warm moat]

Who, me?

Bro im the the one who knocks

[hexed igloo]

yo family 😭

[warm moat]

Ahhhh perhaps.

[blissful ibex]

Nah they never forget the plates

You have to buy the same plate before she finds out

[hexed igloo]

you need the core component, lobster sacrifice

[rich crow]

It even has a specific pattern that the one I broke, I'm cooked chat🙏 😭

[warm moat]

Idk man, my mom just says it is what it is.
We once gave our neighbour a plate when giving them some sweets as i had scored good on my finals. She never asked for it back lmao

[warm fjord]

Any bronze players?

[blissful ibex]

Rip

[warm moat]

At that point just ask lord to forgive you for your sins

[blissful ibex]

Ur mom is cool

[hexed igloo]

At this point just move town and change your identity

[rich crow]

🙏 😭 😭

[blissful ibex]

Lil bro is cooked

🍳

[rich crow]

Prob just gonna tell my mom the truth, I deserve it anyways for breaking an antique plate

[blissful ibex]

All the best 🤞

Don't worry nothing gonna happen

[rich crow]

🫡

[river pumice]

did u pray today

[rich crow]

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

Rest in peace

[rich crow]

🙏 😔

[leaden yacht]

Man its a plate whats gonna happen anyways

[north tapir]

When is the new season

[blissful mauve]

@river pumice my LG washing machine got a passport and fled home

[leaden yacht]

Btw what was the pattern number? And the condition?

[rich crow]

You don't understand what asian moms do when you break a plate🙏 😔

[hexed igloo]

Breaks flower patterned plate: Lethal blow
Breaks Displayed antique plate: Torment

[leaden yacht]

When the 2nd one happens I question myself if I am in a simulation

[leaden yacht]

Shee better get one when the market crashes

[hexed igloo]

real

[honest tulip]

Break any plates and you don't have a job = 1 hr of her speaking to herself letting the whole neighborhood know her presence

[topaz lagoon]

Nahida

[rich crow]

Where?

[blissful mauve]

Only one makes u think to do something twice

The other makes u not think anymore

[distant whale]

Woah

[topaz lagoon]

[rich crow]

Ayoo

[distant whale]

[twin acorn]

💀 💀 💀

[steady storm]

Guys dm for free golds

Its by invites

[twin acorn]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[neon thicket]

dang I don't wanna lose my star booster icon

[blissful mauve]

Again joni

[neon thicket]

hmm

[topaz lagoon]

[twin acorn]

Should I do a 30 round match on Anubis

[wild dock]

Ayo wsg

[neon thicket]

[distant whale]

Yes

[fair vortex]

where da huzz at 🔥

[rich crow]

Here

[fair vortex]

standoff and vc?

[rich crow]

Wsppp

[wild dock]

XDd

[twin acorn]

Oh dang 65 hours and a rating of 23k 💀💀💀

[wild dock]

Hayy rai

How are you dawg

[rich crow]

Not now

[rich crow]

Cooked😔 🙏

[wild dock]

😭why

[rich crow]

.

[wild dock]

Oh dayumn

Ur cooked 😭🙏

Nah it's not that bad just clean it and act like non happened

[rich crow]

🙏 😔

[twin acorn]

Dw, I once broke my friend's Uy-Uy protection and guess who's a father now

[wild dock]

BRO

HAHAHAHA

[twin acorn]

It was an accident, I swear

[wild dock]

Nah thats crazy betrayal

😞

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

It's an antique plate🙏 😭

[wild dock]

Nah ur cooked 😭😭🙏🙏

[rich crow]

🙏 😔

[verbal imp]

How did you knowww

It's my favorite

[rich crow]

gives fried chicken*

[brisk plaza]

Wsg chat

[topaz lagoon]

No

[rich crow]

wspppp

[verbal imp]

[brisk plaza]

Fried chicken?

[brisk plaza]

Oh okay

[topaz lagoon]

next time

[brisk plaza]

I'm so tired

I slept 4 hours fr

[wild dock]

Sup

[wild dock]

Ong same

[rich crow]

yess

[wild dock]

And i got an exam today bruh

[twin acorn]

Have you tried not sleeping for 2 days straight

It's a crazy experience trust

[brisk plaza]

No, I'm right in the head

[wild dock]

But u think is all good maybe a 6/10 idk

[rich crow]

why? 💔

[wild dock]

I didn't study but idk

[brisk plaza]

Typical

[brisk plaza]

I'm not used to ts

Even 5 hours don't make me so tired

[wild dock]

Me neither

6 hours is the usual for me but 4-5 😭

[twin acorn]

Do y'all also stress out a lot and get white hairs on the spot

[warm moat]

Organic chemistry istg

Pmo sm

[twin acorn]

Cuz I'm like that and I think it's not normal 💔💔💔

[brisk plaza]

My sis was in the bathroom for over an hour and then screamed at us when we told her to hurry up 😭🙏 I had to wake up at 5:30 around

[wild dock]

Huh

[warm moat]

Uhh yes but i take care of my hairs regularly so they are never noticable lol

I cut off the white strands

But i personally think white hairs would look good on me

[rich crow]

💔 😭 🙏

[brisk plaza]

No? 💔

[warm moat]

But idk about on the spot

[rich crow]

your cooked

[warm moat]

Or maybe they happen but i just dont notice em lmfao

[wild dock]

Nahh i'm smart af 😝

[brisk plaza]

You are*

[fair vortex]

Yurrr

[rich crow]

you're*

[brisk plaza]

Bro it's the same thing 😭

[wild dock]

You are

[rich crow]

damnn

[wild dock]

[fair vortex]

Joselito wanna play comp?

[wild dock]

Im a noob bruh 😞

[fair vortex]

Trust u can carry me

[rich crow]

😔

[twin acorn]

XD, usually happens when I do my informative research the day before I have to defend it in front of the panelists leading to stress and no sleep like literally, I GROW WHITE HAIRS ON THE SPOT 👹👹👹

[wild dock]

Im going home rn when i get home i'll let u know

[fair vortex]

Fasho

[wild dock]

Vc or nah?

[brisk plaza]

Wanna play later?

Or wait I need to study math

[fair vortex]

Yeah vc

[brisk plaza]

Hmh

[fair vortex]

This is so real

[wild dock]

HAJAHAH wtf

[topaz lagoon]

do you speak portuguese

[wild dock]

Thats me fr 😞

[wild dock]

Yep

[rich crow]

what server & time?

[topaz lagoon]

No way

[fair vortex]

Sono meu Portuguese

[wild dock]

Fr

[brisk plaza]

Oh I forgot you are not Europan

[wild dock]

Why tho?

[topaz lagoon]

wait fr?

[lunar chasm]

the season is in 13 days?

[wild dock]

FRRRRR

[topaz lagoon]

youre Brazilian or what

[lunar chasm]

empire decreased in price or no

[wild dock]

Brazilian yessiiiiir

[rich crow]

what about it?

[topaz lagoon]

eu também sou paizao

[wild dock]

Caralhowwww kakaka

[rich crow]

i can play even with high ping

[lunar chasm]

empire

[topaz lagoon]

real

[wild dock]

Ai sim zika

[radiant ravine]

competitive anyone?

[wild dock]

Bora jogar qualquer dia mn

[fair vortex]

Me

[topaz lagoon]

blz

[radiant ravine]

im sliver 2

[rich crow]

Im gonna study spanish

[wild dock]

Dayumn

Crazy work

Spanish is overrated 😭🙏

[topaz lagoon]

never learn portuguese

[radiant ravine]

@fair vortex

[brisk plaza]

Can y send me id on pv I'll add u when I will be back home

[rich crow]

Lowkey gonna be spuzz

[wild dock]

LMAO

[topaz lagoon]

this language fr hard ash

[blissful ibex]

Hello gentlemen

[topaz lagoon]

Limão

[rich crow]

Didnt even had chance to pick this one

[wild dock]

Im brazilian but live in spain and spanish is so ahh 😭😭🙏🙏

[wild dock]

Limao

[topaz lagoon]

dont

[radiant ravine]

comp anyone?

[topaz lagoon]

Portuguese would be the same as learning German or Russian

[rich crow]

I cant

[rich crow]

sure i'm playinf comp rn i'll dm to u after

[rich crow]

Hola mi padre

[wild dock]

Even more harder i think

[brisk plaza]

Aight

[rich crow]

yooo wsppp