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I only play with 2 fingers

Damn
I play with 3 fingers lol
Must be very hard
Nope, I got used to it, muscle memory

My hands are fast
Yeah make sense
But you should've played with 3 fingers it's more ez
But good for you gentlewoman

Haha

When new season?
Idk
Morning
Hi chat wspp
Is empire case going to go in the new update ?
Dont know
Will the price of buterr legaacy increase or decrease
Increase
Its alr in its highest dont u think
Some will drop some will go even higher
Wspp

Asking abt legacy ??
Sup boi
Playing with charger is so annoying
How much is it on market rn
Around 2.1 2.2 k
Well it will stay like that maybe will be 2k
Hmmm ok thnxx
If it was the fable case that will be removed it would be 3k
@fading sedge the ak is worth it the glove no
Real
I remember it was common back then
The awm too
Awm was still like on the rarer side. People didnt use it much
But akr and usp?
My god it was like people somehow cloned those skins
Usp 2 years blue or red?
Yh the blue was cloned everyone had it
Yo wsp
Yoyo
Was a banger back then
Yo wsg
Hewwo
Yoyo
😭
How u doin
Fine
Ye same
Yk what else is fine?
Hm
Monster subzero midnight?
April fools
Happy new year
Merry christmas
Happy independence day USA
Is there any promo code fr

Good morning gentleman
Good morning jammyee how u doin
Damn
Real😔
I think imma stay here for 3 hours and go home
Too real 😞
All the best gentleman focus on your studies
Nahh im good no worries
Yeah sometimes happens no worries
Im tired af 😞
Yeah and i gotta work too so
Ima stay for the 3 important hours and the lasts one ima just skip it
Cya brotha
:))
Hi gentleman I am new
I am New to
But I am more newly new
Wsppp

Oke
Amen
M4 night wolf worth it?
Ye
When is the season going to end
This month probably
Aliies?
Is anyone here pc player?
Me
@blissful ibex
Pc
Ima not stop 
Is it possible to login with Apple on pc?
I think if you have Mac
Ah okay
I have Mac but don’t know how to login on Apple lol
Maybe you can ask Chatgpt
Is it ever laggy for you?
For me it’s lagging a little
Yes the game
On mobile I run it on 90fps but it drops somethimes, and on pc it runs 120 constantly
Ah okay
Could u tell me ur settings
Like
The sensitivity and drug
Stuff*
Ayo
👮 🚓 🚔
Officer he’s selling drugs to minors arrest him
Want sensivity or controlls also?
Dig both
Da hell u talking abt
Bro is yapping
Hmm
Sensitivity
I have the controls correct I think
bro just joined

My bad
i dont think so
Ya
Wyd
most emulators are android based
Oh man that sucks
Done
Eating pringles
Thank you brother
Np
gimme some

If I link my iOS account to Facebook then link the game on pc to Facebook?
Its sour cream n onion, still up? 
Thats what is happening to me but on Pc
yeah
Nicu
I dont know why Axlebolt havent made their own login method
Salt
it would be so convenient
Accounts database would be a headache to maintain
Not really, they already have control over every account existed
a dev can directly log into your account
And do what exactly
sell all your skins
Whatever but they don’t care enough to do anything
Imagine a dev does that
That’d be funny
Anyone want a p90 ghoul? I’ll sell it for fairly cheap
Lmao
Chat yall are cute
Aww

moves away from the phone
Thnx?
Real
When new season!!??!!?!
When shower
Soon enough
I like ur description 😏
Wise phrase bro
I hope they remove the animations on weapons and knifes in the next season ,they are absolute garbage
Discord
Especially fnfal
Or the butterfly and bayonet
No.
💀
Yah ig
no they dont lol.
They have sections for that
Many yt creators use ipads
Ah okay
Im debating whether to be pc or mobile player
Hmm the tournaments are in rus
So i dont want watch
Leave my knifes alone
That’s why I’m asking
Its es to play on pc tho
Ez
Bro the new animations suck, old ones were better
Play what u like
I’ll eya
An alcohol a day wipes your worries away
M9 Yh but butterfly still have the helicopter move so me happy
Haha
PC and iPad arent allowed in Official tournaments
Tbh I don’t think I plan on playing in actual pro tournaments
Only big clans are allowed to play
Gold gold gold gold gold
No no no no no
guys, should i install LOL?
Eh
lol has been so irrelevant lately
I even see mobile legends more than it
If u be losing brain cells then ya go ahead
any knife codes ???
nah
when season 8 ends
Hello gentlemen
Yes?
not organizing a competition or not?


just got home

Lucky ahh
we dont have that

😞dayumn
Guys will empire cases be more than 100 gold?
how many hours till school ends?

Like A LOT
5 hours 😭
But nah ima go home now in 2 hours
Going tired to school is the same as nothin 😭🙏

Yeah ik 
hang in there bud

😭😭
Hi
I think you have to press the report button
i have do
@dreamy summit go to their website
ok
HAAHAHA
Does anyone know when the new update will be released? Hope I'm not interrupting anyone's conversation
Yeah u interrupted everyone
Apologize
(March 24th) (I think)
Thx and I'm sorry 🙏
15th March will be soon 🔜
23*
Yeah
Why are they removing the empire box instead of removing the fable?
Because they want to
So you are telling me, in a ranked match if ppl leave from it you still loss all your rank points? GG
Whats ya'll favorite trailer in standoff 2?

season 4 is nice
Guys can someone come dm help me
season 1 best
Season 7 fr
Looking for a clan
Level : 102
K/D : 1.19
COMP : Gold IV
396 hours
U interrupting me to study
👎
F
Who needs clan bro be alpha
Any pro tips so i can get better on so2
Cuz i thought i was good but people in this group is so goated bro i be like DAMN how u di that
😞
Does anyone has a code in so2 im broke asf 💀
All codes on internet are fake
Observe enemy movements, their play style, tactics, be always alert and look at the map to see what's going on

O thanks for the tip
Salamat
Nahh this is the easy part 😭😭😭
Imma play cya guys
Wym
You also need to have muscle memory to your controls
@wild dock
More more more
More tips Rai
Guys can anyone else help me win somegolds
I hope they add a new karambit for 600 golds
There is a chance even for u
😝
Lol
Xd
Helu
Who selling or buying?
N how did u learn dat
You constantly need to look in 3 ways to spot an enemy. The center (to aim), the sides (to prepare for your next move) and the map (to be aware of what's going on so that you will know what to do next) if you make a mistake it's okay you can always find a way to what to do to avoid that mistake again. And also be alert for throwables (they can be unpredictable) don't rush, observe the surroundings, sounds and map. But don't always stay on one position or like go slow with your movements if the bomb is planted go to the site where you think the bomb is planted if you got the wrong one you'll most likely lose the round or maybe you'll win it if your lucky. 
Im reading allat
Thank you
Or sorry ig
Anyways chat
Did you all know
Rule number 34 exists
Let it go on instinct it’s more efficient
We do
That too, your natural instinct
I have decided to devote my earnings to tamaki 
U going dat far for her it’s sublime love n devotion
Is m4 night wolf worth it?
i have reached the point of mental health where i subconsciously cant even speak of embarassing stuff if im in a VR world with her 3d model
Honestly i think i know what im gonna do as my college project
O.O
Im thinking of scraping up chatgpt's model, tweak it and make it trained on the way tamaki would respond
Please
and then attach it to tamaki's 3d render
Also in settings, sensitivity can vary in devices
, (based from my experiences when I was actually noob at the game back in 2021)


Sensi actually depends on how much your fingers move while aiming
If you use a lot of screen for aiming, then low sensi is good for you
Otherwise you need a higher sensi

Wise words
It can also depend on screen responsiveness and like texture of your screen if it's oily rough or smooth
or idk im not a professional hehe
Anyways, what's for dinner chat?

I'm craving some italian food

Good night

Hi chat again
I can only eat 2 of that

Healthiest consumption of so2 players
What's a healthy lifestyle Rahhhh
Oh right u can only eat 2 chips because you are so smol 👉👈
Lock in gang
Yoda ahh
The 2 hotdogs

2 cups of rice and I'm full

@rich crow
True
Me with sushi
Yoyo
She/He like 2cm tall
What? 
Who says cups for rice
BOWL
Like vodka cups?
Typical
You're yoda
BRO LMAO

What a full tuto
Hmhm right you are
Like small cups

Allat talking and you are still silver 💔 💔
Bronze* (i dont play ranked + I can't deal with real pro players)

Girl said "if you go to the wrong site when bomb is planted, you'll probably lose"
😭
Bro 💔
Guys any tips on how to kill enemy fast (i kept dying)
Who was that for, a chess player?

Lmao
Aim for the head and click on shoot and control recoil
No problem
Practice reaction time, what else buddy
.
Too slow
What did u expect
If you aren't a top awm player
To get some cheat codes lol
No
How 😭😭😭
I am 😈
I don't even know how to code
Well i think im 7/10
Thanks for 3 tips
Idk
On phone, it's too vulnerable to use awp. Especially in 1v2-3 situations
Pc is a whole another story
Pc is geh
No skill

@rich crow you writing a poem or something?
You mean you haven't ate shi 💔 haven't ate a shi, is normal... I guess
Yeah thats the reality because the sites between the maps are really far away + you have like 20ish seconds or something to go to the other site and it depends if how many enemy is there like 2,3,4 or 5 + the time to get close to the bomb and kill the enemies (depends on how many they are)

Bro is getting knowledge from YouTube shorts 💔
Translation: I want to peg you daddy
Well if you want some advance tips from a pro player like myself. I'd say people usually lose and die often or are unable to kill the enemy quick enough is mainly because of the lack of Anticipation and Preparation
It's okay, you cool thunderstormyy 🙏
Who plays mobile fps on pc is a loser ong
Idc
Bombastic side eye
Oh
I should have left that shi in 2025
😞
how to not be assssssssssssss at the game bruhhhhhhhh
update is out
They got like 300 fps its not fair
Be better
GR?
Top 10 lies
FR?
me when i spread misinformation
Don't be mean
I'm about to spread your legs for that lil bro
I'm about to get demolished chat
How about you stop spreading misinformation and start spreading those legs mami
To be honest you just have to play this game and you will get better with time
how tho I keep getting one shot whenever I spawn in
I was first 👅 bro can't match my freak 
🦛
You prolly play 2 fingers

3
There's something called meet point which refers to where your enemy will likely meet your crosshair and by imagining or frequently playing and gaining knowledge on those certain places where enemies pop out from. You'll have a better chance at killing them. You basically have to know what you're gonna do the round and how you'll play it, where the enemies could be if you're let's say playing mid on sandstone or maybe apartments on A site.
I play 5
walk move the camera thing and shoot
I play with 2
@crimson wave chy
I used to play 6 but for standoff 2 there is not point for it, on codm it does make sense tho
E
All that typing to get an Oh as a reply, truly despicable
5 is max
@clear flame hii freakya 😸

i agree
Gang 💔
NOOOO
Lmaoo
Always
I was

☝️😠
Yeah playing with yourself with 5 fingers is challenging
On 4 you have better stabilization but I feel kinda more like myself on 5

ikwym🤨
I just have fast fingers you feel me? All right? All night...
but is that what bro meant...
I use 3
Nah you just have a dirty mind 👹
You're intermediate, I could take 4 ngl
And u play what
I'm a mekanic 🗣️🔥
Im a noob💔

😸
4 is crazy work fo me
Fix my bike🗣️🔥
Damn
if they release the game on PC officially with for example graphics upgrade with it it could be serious competition to counter strike because of no updates and angry community
Im not sure what that means
Well is no more than practice but im good w 3
if anyone here has account for sale, with some good skins, and for cheap dm me.
It's alright, someone's gotta be noob for a pro like me to shine. You being small boosts my ego too
no need to be a knife, just some good skins.
it wouldn't be any better😊
Bros tweaking
You are onto nothing, I'm sorry bro
💪
brain rotten
Just say that you just lost a cs2 ranked 💔
SERIOUS competition?? 😭💀💀
Hell na
i played counter strike since 2017
My sister in brainrot 🗣️🔥
honest opinion
Nuh uh bud
cs been like that since the beginning
Fr
Hlo
dummy community must be
No game is truly taking reign over cs in fps category
anyone here is selling good so2 account? for cheap
Not yet
Woman opinion
Guys i have 300 coins which box should I buy
Ok
goated skins
Buy Fable boxes 🗣️🔥
u not him champ
And in some mounths goated golds
😊
Lol
But I didn't got any kind a skins from empire
EMPIRE
Buy empire bro fr
OMGGGG
empire

Chances to drop 2%
empire
why is fable still in store
Bro what 😭
Ok
Buy to resell it
it have been here for so long
Empire is locked now
We heard you the first time 💔
i mean, dosnt all boxes have same chances for gold?
Emp drone activated pire
Popularity
Yeah
💔did not think so
ik but its popular only because kids are clicking the first option from the left
So2 takes out unpopular cases from the shop
my friend said that all boxes have same chances for knife/gloves
i mean skins are good
as well
How do i make gold without selling skins and for free
It's popular cuz it's butterfly dummy
they should make many other cases, like 50gold not all for 100
analfullwithrage
yeah i mean that butterfly should be limited and expensive product like m9
and they could add like ursus or smth
lil bro that method doesn't exist😭
??????
I SAW
Let's not wish for more pricy knifes
💔
I'm too broke already
☹️
wait who said that😭
i mean you cant get golds without selling skins, i mean there is a trading method how people get golds.
what combo are you playing with
i think bro got muted
i mean
but you gotta how to trade.
Yeah
gloves and knife
What?
Yo wsg yall
Sup bro
best option
@rich crow wsggggsgsggsgsgsgsg
Working u?
Black widow, jkommando reaper, and templar gloves
anyone here is selling so2 accounts for cheap?
wsgsgsgsgsgsgsgsgwgsgwgsgesgw
Bad.
sucks
No
Dang
Oh I don't work
U touched my ego in insulting the gloves
Just a 30 minute nap in the middle of the day
It's slick, not the biggest fan of the gloves but no other option for the colour scheme
Ok
i meant that sucks lol, what u working on?
And i had the most realistic and peakest dream i ever experienced
Nah working at a restaurant
Nah, the combo itself is just bad
As a waiter
That's cool
oohhh
Who has paper tomorrow
u not one of those hooters are ya
Your opinion really just doesn't matter 😭
Nah tf
Well Yh he could take the Kara scratch or the m9
My gf built like one tho
Crazy 😭🙏
Thats rude you know 
Kara scratch overrated, M9 are too costly
Gotta be honest eh
I'm f2p
Lol okay
Nah imagine
Lmao
It’s only 20k gold wym expansive
Chat
Tatyaaa
Do you know what i dreamt of
Aight goddamn i aint spending that much
Im everything but f2p. The best part about it is that I'm lowkey not that good but I have skins at least lol
Right now
Only 20k
Bro I only have 1 gold
If I wasn't like playing for only 4 months, I'd have gotten a good fing M9 long ago
Less than one
Nah bro is broke
Me
Booo
throw tomatoes

Yeah 😶
Aight bet
Aight gotta go, have a good day chat
Cya gng
Bye bro
I have skins, good enough. I'll make a better inventory next month probably and yet I'm skilled too
Ggs
Fair enough Ig
For sure
U got a knife?
2
Dang nc
No, i saw myself becoming a fashion designer for tamaki and i met her in person 
Name
Nc banner
Fashion designer??? Oh no she cooked
Butterfly black widow, jkommando reaper
Sick
the only time i can see her is in my dreams, ur rude
Nah

Bro is in true love
Nah dude istg u seem familiar

Thanks fam
What if i said
Yeah
😭 bahaha, can't help it
We already know you're a curvy women
PREACH 🗣️🔥
Bye I got a go
I have to revise my paper
CAN WE
Dudeee istg i undersold it like a few days ago
😠
tuff
Ye fcking hate myself
ain't selling anything atm
No
Yeah you got me, I'm that "coolest guy ever" you saw once in your dreams
Retro wave gloves for my tanto pearl abyss
Nah i think u said im some server u would f ur gf if she was a black guy

so emo from u now rainy
Shiiii
Tatya
So it was you
Jsvsgs
Hell yeah 🔥
Blud you'd have to go on your knees and suck my toes for that
Indian standoff server
Ikr
I spectated a convo
Tell me the odds, if they are above 99.9999999 percent, i'll do that too 🗣️
💔
Yeah I do remember bits and pieces
Ye me too
Can u inv me there
I lost my acc
Down bad
I LOST my account too 😭
F
doobydoobers losing they accs
How th did you guess it was me tho
Ok
You do NOT get me lil bro
The sheer amount of jealousy ppl gonna have just as they see me walking with a 1:1 replica of tamaki is unimaginable
Satya seemed familiar
made your dc and joined today???
Ye lost my last one
Maybe a dumb question but do I need to complete starter pass before I can get next seasons battle pads

Atleast I don't lose a match and derank from master (I never was master haha)
Nah dont think so
But how tf
U not finished
Ur starter pas
Lass
Pass
Tatya did you know
Hola
The sheer amount of delusional is grossly admirable 😭
Only just came back to the game and can't be bothered to save up lots of silver coins like it wants
@warm moat your pfp getting me hard you better not move
What bbg
A goat here tried to harass me bbg
Tis how u join convos my guy
🙏 🧢

Just very normal conversation
Yes
Spreading love (and cheeks)
Ye relatable just w out love
I'll spread more than just your cheeks bbg
You can run but you can't hide 😈

The kitchen counters gonna have your back print
🗣️🔥
cleareth thy pockets
Thou shan't speak ill of his majesty
hi
Nice argument, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons
Hi
why not eating
In 12 days
My account is banned how can I open it?
If its banned
You can open it by turning on standoff 2
And logging in
You see a message on your screen
And you have successfully opened your account
bro is done giving 12th boards
boardpaglu
My stomachs not well today iykwim
My account is banned how can I open it?
😸
I just told you
If its banned
Log into your account
And you will get a message when you have successfully opened your account

Just not
If now i buy bubblegum, it will be higher gold when empire collection gone?

Yes
Sure?
Yes
no
It's only gonna go higher
Bubblegum looks ugly
if u wanna waste ur gold go buy
WHAT TO DO
If you're gonna believe a bronze
i wanna waste ur life
Go ahead

Real
Waste mine
Its a gun
get ready for back shots

Im talking about the skin itself
I had wolf cut, and now it's just a mess

how is it going to be
It is going to be just the way its going to be
Pay up
ballsack-massage
For what
Hello gentlemen
Pay up and find out
You forgot gentlewomen
Hello
Dont wanna, ur not tamaki. Im not spending my life savings on u
Transformer
Gentlemen and gentlewomen :))
Perfect
What?
Like the power line?
I'd rather go below poverty line, never am I ever taking YOUR skins
Have your ever tried
What's going on here
But why
Arent u tamaki
my dih very live and violent
:(
Just chatting
Tamaki judges your life decisions
by the saints! I deeply apologise for the tomfoolery have I caused
Yes.
They are freak chatting
Yeah
I will live and earn for tamaki 
By the saints indeed! Your repentance is noted and most graciously accepted. May the winds of fortune guide you toward ever finer tomfoolery in the future!

They always will be
Tap your nose on your elbow to affirm
They're not gentlemen :((
let’s get u back to bed unc
AY!
Terzo is 29, can't be unc with him here
Bro is spreading miss information before me
Nah lil bro, i wont let u beat me that easily
Spreading others is what my forte is






