💬│english-chat

[warm moat]

After that, its pure suffering

[pliant hinge]

How to get better aim at mobile any tips?

[warm moat]

Cant imagine i've been a dmg in csgo at a point

[pliant hinge]

.

[neon thicket]

do y'all play with gyro?

[devout bobcat]

Kokodak stole my helmet

Now I'm helmetless

🦛

[verbal imp]

🇱

Now have fun with all the bugs hitting ur face

[devout bobcat]

I have my spare helmet

[verbal imp]

Taking that too

[devout bobcat]

🦛

It's open face

[verbal imp]

U can keep it

[devout bobcat]

But it has double visors

🦛

[verbal imp]

But mines cooler

[hexed igloo]

clearly this is a difference in skill

[devout bobcat]

:popodak_biker: when

[verbal imp]

Who needs skill when you have skins

[verbal imp]

[amber prawn]

My randoms still same

Lemme show 1 match rq

Check photos lol

😭

[hexed igloo]

thats the classic rank lobby

[verbal imp]

Would (better) team balancing help in that case

[rich crow]

Yoo wsp chatt

[verbal imp]

Hi

[velvet drift]

Helolo pepodak

[verbal imp]

Hi hi

[rich crow]

nope

[neon thicket]

Yo did u sleep now

[rich crow]

yeahh

[neon thicket]

nicee

i thought u didn't sleep

[gray patrol]

B cup gaming

@neon thicket you are a femboy

[neon thicket]

no

[rich crow]

nahh i was sleeping like a baby

[inner pollen]

ayo dude she's 16

[neon thicket]

so whatt im 17

[hexed igloo]

thats crazy

[neon thicket]

she was like awake at 5am

[devout bobcat]

Catch him, he stole my helmet

[rich crow]

8h left until gold sale ends

[amber prawn]

Those stats are crazy tho

And uk whats funny

At the start of the match they said easy +30

[hexed igloo]

😭

[pliant hinge]

Any sensitivity recommendations for mobile?

[hexed igloo]

get your own

[amber prawn]

Finally i got the motivation to push legend.

1947 rn

Lets c

[neon thicket]

idk I use 0.89 sens
and 0.75 scope sens
acceleration is .85

[amber prawn]

🥀 🥀

[neon thicket]

[amber prawn]

Aint that low

[verbal imp]

@hexed igloo how close are u to getting silver

The badge

[hexed igloo]

i didnt even get bronze

[rich crow]

I got 5 hours of sleep and I'm not sleepy

[amber prawn]

Zani u were casting the last fpl match?

[hexed igloo]

nah, they just using my channel

[amber prawn]

Or jus on ur channrl

[neon thicket]

dang better than mine

[amber prawn]

Oh

[hexed igloo]

cause they cant stream on 1ngen's

[amber prawn]

Nvm?

[rich crow]

mine is 2.15, 2.15, 1.50

[verbal imp]

What percentage

[pliant hinge]

Bet

Ty

[verbal imp]

It doesn't gotta be exact

[pliant hinge]

I'd hope they drop some promo code

[amber prawn]

If u wanna copy someones why not copy from yt

[rich crow]

no gyro

[pliant hinge]

I don't use them ngl

[hexed igloo]

He was out

[amber prawn]

[rich crow]

how many hours did you get

[amber prawn]

Oh

[neon thicket]

idk probably 2-3 hours, i kept waking up

💔

[hexed igloo]

1ngen actaully was having issue with his internet
if that continues i wouldve streamed instead of him

i aint tryna stream 3 hours of tournament tho 😭

[amber prawn]

Malaysian wifi be like

Way better than mine tho

😢

[amber prawn]

Fr

[neon thicket]

internet is worse in Philippines

[rich crow]

whyy?😭

[amber prawn]

Crazy how unlx lost tho

[hexed igloo]

i thought he was in sg at that time
so i was like damn this some rare occurance for an sg 😭

[amber prawn]

Frr

I want that kenny ping bro

16-17

[neon thicket]

we lack signal towers and internet companies here have worst costumer service

[hexed igloo]

ong

[amber prawn]

😭

[blissful mauve]

Hello people

[neon thicket]

i really dont know

[blissful mauve]

Why u always up

Cv

[neon thicket]

im always up bro but i sleep

currently 12pm

[blissful mauve]

Y sleeping up

[blissful mauve]

Oh ight makes sense

[alpine nymph]

When will next season come

[blissful mauve]

U be here at 4am tho then

[blissful mauve]

Yesterday

[rich crow]

[tacit shore]

Hi

[alpine nymph]

Eh

[blissful mauve]

Mako go to bed

[tacit shore]

Go play

[rich crow]

yoo same

[neon thicket]

but I've been up since 7am

[neon thicket]

are you Singapore or indo

[tacit shore]

anyone who wants to play

??

[rich crow]

singapore

[neon thicket]

(GMT +8)

[blissful mauve]

Tough

I'm GMT+0 💀

[neon thicket]

we have same time zone

[rich crow]

yeahh

[neon thicket]

4am??

[blissful mauve]

Ye

It's crazy it's Sunday

[rich crow]

what about it?

[hexed igloo]

tomorrow is monday

[velvet drift]

After monday surely is tuesday

That's for sure

[rich crow]

then wednesday

[hexed igloo]

what comes after wednesday

[wintry ivy]

Whats today

[velvet drift]

Thursday probably

[wintry ivy]

Tuesday innit

[hexed igloo]

chewsday

[wintry ivy]

Ita tuuuuesday innit

[velvet drift]

Do NOT spread toxicity in this chat (Brits 💔💔💔)

[hexed igloo]

spud cheese beans and tuna

[velvet drift]

Absolute horror

[hexed igloo]

mashed potato

[blissful mauve]

💔💔💔💔

Mako go play?

[rich crow]

want some tea?🫖

[blissful mauve]

Tea is ew

[velvet drift]

Nah, busy

[blissful mauve]

ICL it pmo

[blissful mauve]

Damn actually

[rich crow]

yeah i dont like it too

[devout bobcat]

Flip the ✌️ when you meet one 🦛

[rich crow]

its like bittered water

[velvet drift]

I would never trust a Brit with my drink (They will tamper it)

[blissful mauve]

They will tax more cuz brexit

[velvet drift]

[blissful mauve]

Everytime I drank I puked

[rich crow]

🦛 🦛

[devout bobcat]

I think I like their crackers

🦛

[hexed igloo]

chips

[short lodge]

Make the karambit unvirse 6k

[velvet drift]

They will tamper with anythinggg

[gray patrol]

No but you guys can sponsor me a plague gloves

[rich crow]

fr?

[gray patrol]

[short lodge]

No

You should work hard to get it

[hexed igloo]

toast and beans

[gray patrol]

No one wants to hire a 19yo here lol

I mean

Where I live irl

[devout bobcat]

Moped thieves 🦛

[short lodge]

Nah like that

I mean like

[hexed igloo]

job requirement

1. fresh graduate
2. 5 years of working experience

[gray patrol]

Btw what's the point of calling yourself f2p in a game where something that costs real money is purely aesthetic

[rich crow]

pair the beans with scrambled egg

[velvet drift]

[short lodge]

Check my photos

[gray patrol]

@rich crow is the person in your pfp you?

[hexed igloo]

its me

[gray patrol]

I see

You got a nice inv without spending money

Nice

[rich crow]

yeah and @hexed igloo is the cat

[blissful mauve]

Makes sense

[hexed igloo]

yes

[short lodge]

[inner pollen]

ahh

[rich crow]

fr

[devout bobcat]

Salary: $10/hour

[rich crow]

$8/hour

heyy @neon thicket what server do you play??

[slim needle]

@rich crow hey are you single

[gray patrol]

This dude

[lethal sentinel]

Wsgggg

keya

Didn't you sleep?

[devout bobcat]

Everyone asking "are you single" but nobody asking "are you multiple" 😔

[blissful mauve]

real.

[gray patrol]

It's 22:46 here in Mexico

[lethal sentinel]

oh

Damn

[gray patrol]

There is not much reason to sleep

[blissful mauve]

You should be a poet @devout bobcat

[lethal sentinel]

You were online like 4-5 hours ago

[rich crow]

nah im triple

[lethal sentinel]

so that's why am curious

[devout bobcat]

Nah, I'm more like a poser

🦛

[rich crow]

fr lmaoo

[blissful mauve]

'-'

[rich crow]

what should i cook chat?

[weary eagle]

Dm for a invite gw link

[blissful mauve]

Eggs in microwave

[rich crow]

aight

[devout bobcat]

Aluminium foil

[rich crow]

[blissful mauve]

Lmk how it tastes

[meager quiver]

Anyone comp? Im silver

[warm moat]

They look weird bro

[sullen wigeon]

Yeah im also silver

[meager quiver]

Ok

Gimme ur id

[sullen wigeon]

Let me

[valid otter]

When marketplace prices drops?

[warm moat]

Never

Stop trying to buy scorpion ahau

[valid otter]

Im tryna buying butterfly black widow

[gray patrol]

They fit well with digital burst M9

Also Fang Obsidian

[warm moat]

Ah yes but there's those hand wraps

I mean a knife like m9 should pair up better with makeshift gloves no?

Cuz its a tactical knife

[meager quiver]

Abyone comp?

[warm moat]

A knife like karambit is still okay with those finger exposing gloves cuz they resemble sport gloves

[sullen wigeon]

@meager quiver i massage you

[warm moat]

As for professional gloves, the ones which cover your hand entirely, they go better with something like.. you know a butterfly

[sullen wigeon]

86174687

[warm moat]

Cuz logically speaking, you wouldnt wish to keep your fingers exposed to a knife you do tricks with your fingers

[meager quiver]

O O X?

[sullen wigeon]

Yes

[meager quiver]

Okay join

[sullen wigeon]

Let me get in game

[warm moat]

Fang knife seems very weird and cartoonish, no?

I mean a knife has a spine. Fang doesnt. Its more of a center affixed knife, which just ruins the concept of a knife. Makes it a small double edged sword of some kind

[errant basalt]

yo g ays

guys*

[warm moat]

Oh wait, im talking about sting

[errant basalt]

is there any benefit to being in a club?

[warm moat]

Bruh

I really cant remember anything, crazy

[rich crow]

its good I paired it with some chicken, rice & tuna

[hexed igloo]

Fang as a combat knife does not make sense in general

[warm moat]

Exact-phukin-ly

[hexed igloo]

its not effective

[warm moat]

Yup

A bayo at that point is still more than acceptable

Because its a tactical+survival knife

And to get that vibe complete, its best to pair it with hand wraps of some kind

Like a camo hand wrap

And a white or silverish bayo, if there is one.

[neon thicket]

mbb im currently outside rn trying to get my laptop fixed smh, it's been hours btw i play on all asia servers except india

[warm moat]

Karambits and fangs are more like for offense and show kind of purpose

Meanwhile a butterfly is purely show

But because it involves flipping it with your fingers, you would want them covered

[gray patrol]

I wish karambits were holded as fangs knives are

That's the only reason why I bought a Fang

[warm moat]

Wait hows a fang held

[rich crow]

its okayy, I hope your laptop gets fixed

[rich crow]

what about jkommando?

[neon thicket]

its slow, I've been here for almost 3hrs

[warm moat]

jkommando's also more on the practical use of being stuck to a gun barrel, cuz yk. Thrusting purposes. But because it doesnt have a ring on its handle like a bayo, it also becomes a show.

[hexed igloo]

jkommando is more of a stabbing knife
its quite ineffective tho

[warm moat]

Yup

[hexed igloo]

its also Illegal in most countries

because of its spiral deisgn

[warm moat]

You will need to rotate it if you thrust it into someone

[hexed igloo]

making it more deadly if punched

[warm moat]

After thrusting that is

[neon thicket]

what about balisong?

[warm moat]

For it to be a little effective

[warm moat]

Butterfly is show.

PURELY show.

[hexed igloo]

balisong not really

[warm moat]

Butterfly serves no actual purpose in being practical

[hexed igloo]

it was more of a compact knife, now its more of a culture

[rich crow]

ohhh

[warm moat]

Flip knifes work for that

[rich crow]

[hexed igloo]

it was. until something like stiletto or like one of those camp knives show up

[warm moat]

Yup

[hexed igloo]

exactly

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[warm moat]

Stiletto is like.. for something you can use while mugging lol

Balisong is also just that

[brittle knoll]

I am so cold

[warm moat]

Its intimidating

But doesnt work too well

[hexed igloo]

Balisong for the culture

[warm moat]

Its too thin yk, gonna break if not made well

Tantos on the other hand, very practical. But not the most effective for thrust and bring ruin kinda work

[hexed igloo]

It's also a hazard to its user

[neon thicket]

welp butterfly can be effective if you just use it not for showing but who knows

[warm moat]

Yup

No

Butterfly is just purely show nowadays

[hexed igloo]

Balisong was never meant to do tricks on

[warm moat]

Exactly

[neon thicket]

its mostly used here to rob someone

[warm moat]

Here too lmao

Stiletto too

[hexed igloo]

I own a balisong actually, the amount of times i grabbed onto the bite handle is concerning

[warm moat]

Stiletto is good for mugging, cuz very easy to hide

Its literally built like an oversized pen

[neon thicket]

since its foldable

no wonder

[warm moat]

I own a karambit, only time i got injured was when i lost control while it was spinning

And all that injury was, a small cut straight on my wrist

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[warm moat]

I have a balisong trainer and im thinking of getting a blade on it

[devout bobcat]

I am so hot

Nice cow

[warm moat]

Like replace the trainer blade with a real deal

But that requires some balance caliberation first

Otherwise when i expose the blade during flipping, it will come flying out of my hand

[hexed igloo]

It's quite difficult to get your hands on one with good quality

[devout bobcat]

Why did they make balisong but no balimusic

[warm moat]

The one i have is decent actually

[hexed igloo]

Trainer is a lot more accessible

[neon thicket]

as being in Philippines, balisong here is quite common in some parts, but hella to expensive, no more locals sell it for cheaper

[hexed igloo]

i always wanted to get the Squid one
i never did tho idk

[warm moat]

For some reason they banned sales of actual balisong on ecom platforms

Only way you can get one is through metalwork shops

And that too is illegal actually

[hexed igloo]

Balisong is considered contrabands btw

[warm moat]

I dont really understand why

[hexed igloo]

it's Illegal in most countries

[warm moat]

Its not even too practical except just being used to intimidate

You cant slash too hard with it

Its too small for its own loss

[hexed igloo]

yeah lol

[warm moat]

Karambit on the other hand, not super practical either

[hexed igloo]

I guess cause its not shaped like a practical knives

[warm moat]

But can be used to trust into body

[warm moat]

And you can easily pull it back by force and it leaves a larger wound

[neon thicket]

balisong here is not entirely illegal if with proper use and licensing so yeah

but knife is a knife either way any knife works

[hexed igloo]

License for a Balisong is crazy

[warm moat]

I wish to get a tanto but they dont sell em here

Like a traditional tanto

[devout bobcat]

Even flying a house drone requires a permit nowadays

[warm moat]

I wanna use it for cooking tbh

[neon thicket]

fr

unless if you dont want to get arrested here

[hexed igloo]

i'm not sure, but i remember Tanto is not the smaller knife
is the medium sized one

[warm moat]

Yup

[hexed igloo]

lemme actaully search it up

[rich crow]

even vlogging

[warm moat]

Actually tantos come in all shapes and size

[blissful ibex]

Hello gentlemen good morning

[warm moat]

It too is a survival knife

[blissful ibex]

I am new

[warm moat]

Tanto serves a lot of purpose if you know what kind you want

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah

[rich crow]

yoo wspp

[stoic crown]

is it me or m9 bayonet in so2 is kinda too small compared to irl bayonet?

[blissful ibex]

I am new :))

[hexed igloo]

Tanto is just, smaller size of katana
if i remember correct, its more of a multi function blade than a combat

samurai make used of it to cut their hair, chop veggies, ect

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[warm moat]

Exactly

Its quite literally the most practical knife in existance

[brittle knoll]

Why veggies

What about meat

[rich crow]

no ur not

[warm moat]

Its a dream of mine to buy a damascus tanto

[rich crow]

eat

[warm moat]

Which i probably will, soon.

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[rich crow]

eat

[hexed igloo]

well its more cause every samurai always take care of their blades,
so technically any knives are good if taken good care of

[brittle knoll]

The strong warriors ate meat 100%

[blissful ibex]

I js joined rn wdym🤧

[warm moat]

But we are talking practical usage here, and tanto is simply the best for it

[brittle knoll]

More strong more meat

[warm moat]

Cooking, check. Combat, check. Hack and slash, check. Self turning off after losing a battle as a samurai, check.

What else would you want

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Nice acousticness

Then they were eating a lot vegetables and suffering

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

Nah, your hands are small

[hexed igloo]

die for honor

[brittle knoll]

Real

[warm moat]

Seppuku was kinda chad move tbh

[brittle knoll]

Nice cowing

[hexed igloo]

Well, it's a way to gain honor and respect when you messed something up real bad

[brittle knoll]

Nice immunity to criticism

🦕

[warm moat]

Well duh

[hexed igloo]

me personally, i wouldnt

[warm moat]

You can just off yourself instead of saying sorry to the entire kingdom yk

Sounds like a win win to me

[hexed igloo]

you mean, public shame

[warm moat]

Uh yes

[devout bobcat]

Nabs

I would fled instead

[warm moat]

As an introvert, hell nah am i going to publically apologize

[hexed igloo]

its 100x better than what the european fellas are doing for punishments

[warm moat]

True

[brittle knoll]

Nice voodoo doll

[rich crow]

Shut up hamster

[hexed igloo]

aint no one gonna know you

[warm moat]

Still

[brittle knoll]

Maybe you're just egotistical

[devout bobcat]

I am so hot

🦛

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[warm moat]

Nah i just dont think i would have the courage to stand up for messing up

[brittle knoll]

He is so uncold

[devout bobcat]

Why is the chat so fire while I’m working

[torn silo]

The bot to get ranked is always unavailable

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[blissful ibex]

🦍

[warm moat]

I wanna get a tanto and learn aikido tbh

[brittle knoll]

But it's the thought of caring about other people's feelings that normally motivates one I think

If you're lacking the motivation then maybe that's the problem

[hexed igloo]

well you first need to learn not to be a neet

[rich crow]

Do you have any fascination with Japanese culture that you would like to tell us about?

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[warm moat]

But im not a neet lmao

Im literally in practice to become an engineer

[devout bobcat]

Tanto vs motorcycle handlebar

[warm moat]

[rich crow]

damnn

[hexed igloo]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[warm moat]

Hell yeah

[brittle knoll]

Bruh

Pige_skull

[rich crow]

I'm betting everything on the baby. I feel like I might hit the jackpot this time

[devout bobcat]

:popodak_biker:

🦕

[torn silo]

How do i get ranked the bot is the only way???

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

What server do you play on?

[brittle knoll]

99.9% quit before they hit big

Who knows you could win 99.9% of the money from bets put on the bomb

[devout bobcat]

0.1% play before they hit big

🦛

[brittle knoll]

Nice misinterpreting 🦕

[torn silo]

Europe

[devout bobcat]

:popodak_biker:

[rich crow]

Tf server is that

France, Netherlands

Russia

[brittle knoll]

You're supposed to say thanks you ungrateful cowwww

[rich crow]

U dumb?

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[devout bobcat]

The source of world hunger

🐢

[torn silo]

I mean here on discord i need elite rank what does where have to do with it

[rich crow]

🐊

[hexed igloo]

north europe

[brittle knoll]

Bruh

[torn silo]

Bro i have same ping france or netherlands

[devout bobcat]

He said the f word

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

._.

[blissful ibex]

Any Gentlemen wanna play?

[rich crow]

🐉

[devout bobcat]

🪖
🐓

[brittle knoll]

He also said the n word

[rich crow]

🐲

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

🦖

[brittle knoll]

You flipping pig 🐤

Nice spamming

[rich crow]

🐦‍🔥

[devout bobcat]

Popodak is on fire

[torn silo]

Comms Officer#3654 doesn't work for rank

[rich crow]

I'm tha bir

[devout bobcat]

🐦‍🔥

[brittle knoll]

He is so hot

[errant basalt]

anyone watching the ufc fight?

[devout bobcat]

I am so hot

🦛

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I am so cold

[rich crow]

🐕‍🦺

[devout bobcat]

Spelele 🐦

[rich crow]

Special dawg

[blissful ibex]

🫩

[rich crow]

wait

[blissful ibex]

Any gentleman playing?

[devout bobcat]

proceeds to wait

🦛

[rich crow]

😈

[brittle knoll]

Nice flood attempt

[devout bobcat]

Nuh uh, Ima eep now

[brittle knoll]

Bunch of cows

🐤

[devout bobcat]

Nice cow

[brittle knoll]

Thanjs

[devout bobcat]

🛸
🐄

[warm moat]

Oooh

[rich crow]

U delusional that's a sheep

[brittle knoll]

You pigggg

[warm moat]

Fixed blade tantos

Look sexy

[rich crow]

bro had beef with a mcd employee

[warm moat]

But they are mostly for camping purposes

Dont think i can do the inspect spinning animation on em

[rich crow]

🦅

[warm moat]

[rich crow]

Tiger

[brittle knoll]

Nice knife attraction

🐔

[neon thicket]

y'all still talking about knives?

[warm moat]

I mean my collection would be complete if i get a tanto

[brittle knoll]

Romantically

[warm moat]

I already have a balisong and a karambit

[devout bobcat]

Beefing so bad that they closed the restaurant forever

🦕

[warm moat]

Traditional tanto.. perhaps gonna cost a fortune

[blissful ibex]

Obsession 🙂

[brittle knoll]

What's worse a knife obsession or twemoji obsession

[hexed igloo]

what new gun you guys think they are adding

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[neon thicket]

i seee

[warm moat]

Only problem is

[rich crow]

Cucumber

[warm moat]

If the knife gets shipped internationally

Its going to get held at customs

And im getting arrested

[neon thicket]

i hope they add nade launcher

[warm moat]

Which i definetly do NOT want

[devout bobcat]

10W-40

[rich crow]

i had beef with my dogs and cats who disturbs me when i eat

[brittle knoll]

Nice newline monologue

[blissful ibex]

Both

[warm moat]

They NEED to add an rpg

[neon thicket]

aint there customs bypasser?

[rich crow]

Make them the beef 😈

[warm moat]

Definetly not

[brittle knoll]

What's your reasoning 📝🦕 for either

[warm moat]

Customs stops and checks almost every package they find sus

I mean i can spend 40 bucks and get a decent tanto imported

[neon thicket]

just like TSA

[warm moat]

But its going to be stopped, as i said

[whole grail]

When will Vermilon arrive?

[rich crow]

Tomorrow 🐦‍🔥

[warm moat]

Vermillion's looks doesnt match its name

[rich crow]

water gun🔫

[brittle knoll]

I think he's doing the absolute cinema gesture

[warm moat]

The hell is that

[whole grail]

@rich crow Always tomorrow

[brittle knoll]

🐦‍🔥

Absolute cinema 🖐️ 🐔 🖐️

[rich crow]

🐲

[warm moat]

[rich crow]

oh hell nahhh💀 💀 😭

[devout bobcat]

✋🤚

[blissful ibex]

Gentleman, A knife obsession may lead thee to perilous ends, whilst a emojis obsession may see thee lost in a realm of cursed digital sigils. Verily both are dire fates, yet one wounds the body the other the soul. @brittle knoll

[warm moat]

Bro got it right

[rich crow]

✋🐲 🤚

[neon thicket]

Transportation Security Administration

[warm moat]

✋🤚

[rich crow]

Spelele 🐦‍🔥

[devout bobcat]

someone should revive these legendary emotes

[warm moat]

No

[devout bobcat]

🐔

You flipping cow

[warm moat]

I am NOT a cow

[devout bobcat]

🦕 🛸

[rich crow]

U cow 🐔

[brittle knoll]

Nice chatgpt

Metaphors aren't very strong arguments

[devout bobcat]

My source says you’re 92 kg

[brittle knoll]

Due to their loosely interpretative nature

[blissful ibex]

Built-in

[brittle knoll]

☝️🐔

[brittle knoll]

Nice copilot

[warm moat]

Im literally 76kgs bro what

[rich crow]

He's right 🐦‍🔥

[brittle knoll]

🐡

I think

[rich crow]

U a sheep 🦛

[brittle knoll]

Souls are not real

[devout bobcat]

🐄

[brittle knoll]

I am a brain inside a bone encasing

Everything made of protein fat and minerals

[rich crow]

Or maybe you are a set of bones that hijacked a brain

[brittle knoll]

Rest is chemical reactions that power everything that enables me to type this to you, sir

[rich crow]

🐦‍🔥

[brittle knoll]

🐤

Nice body horror imagining

[rich crow]

bet im the lowest

[devout bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1348172131300544572 nice cowing 🦛

[hexed igloo]

Michael Afton

[rich crow]

U a dinosaur 🦖

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[rich crow]

🦣

[brittle knoll]

🤨

[rich crow]

nahh im short

[blissful ibex]

🦒

[neon thicket]

mine lowest

[rich crow]

U a miniature dinosa

[neon thicket]

[rich crow]

🦕

[crystal cave]

Parvicursor

[blissful ibex]

🐫

[rich crow]

yeah

[neon thicket]

broo im almost 4 hours here at the fricking repair shop and they aint even done

[brittle knoll]

Nice motorcycling@devout bobcat

[crystal cave]

15 inches

[rich crow]

bet

[blissful ibex]

I am new 🐾

[rich crow]

huh?

[rich crow]

They repair the time 🐦‍🔥

[crystal cave]

What did you brought for repair

[neon thicket]

laptop

[brittle knoll]

I have to go my back hurts

🐫

[crystal cave]

Smallest dinosaur 🤏

[neon thicket]

[rich crow]

Cya u hamster

[crystal cave]

4 hours is wild

More strength to you

[neon thicket]

like wth installing an OS doesn't require this much time

[rich crow]

what could be blud repairing that is so hard? 😭

[neon thicket]

smh

[brittle knoll]

Thanks for cyaing

🦕

[neon thicket]

and replacing hdd with ssd

[brittle knoll]

Cybersecurity yogurt agency

[crystal cave]

For just that? 4 hours? 😭

[neon thicket]

ya broo ive been here since 10am

its been 2pm

[crystal cave]

Rough

[blissful ibex]

Tf

[crystal cave]

I haven't been outside in like last 38 hours

Studying studying

[rich crow]

[crystal cave]

I should go for a walk

[neon thicket]

thesis is near

title defense

[rich crow]

rookie numbers

[neon thicket]

i still need to do my thesis bro but laptop broke

[crystal cave]

Take your cat out for a walk or I'll bonk you with this 🥖

[rich crow]

i'd rather get bonked with a baguette than going outside

[crystal cave]

Well nothing you can do about it, hope it won't take any longer than this

[neon thicket]

not even halfway done 💀

[crystal cave]

I can smell you from here

[crystal cave]

Cooked 😭🙏

[neon thicket]

fr😭

[rich crow]

I dont even go out in my classroom during free time ( I'm always on my phone)

[neon thicket]

i wish i could do it myself

[blissful ibex]

Anyone wanna cook?

[rich crow]

wait

i cooked

[crystal cave]

Reminds of my days in high school when they made us stand for hours to get some fing documents

[blissful ibex]

You always cook or what

[crystal cave]

Well I used to sleep through the whole thing so can't really say anything about that

[neon thicket]

dang whaa

[rich crow]

i dont smell

[crystal cave]

In the SUN.

Torture

[neon thicket]

i couldn't 😭🤚

[rich crow]

eepy😴

[neon thicket]

why thoo?

[crystal cave]

You're just used to smelling your stinky ahh ☝️

[slim needle]

So you are a smelly messy girl????

[rich crow]

Good moring

[neon thicket]

pookieee @rich crow 💖💖

[crystal cave]

Ikr? To make it worse, sunlight is my biggest enemy. I passed out 3-4 times because of it by now

[gray patrol]

@neon thicket are you a femboy?

[neon thicket]

hruu

[rich crow]

Pooookieee

[slim needle]

Lol what

[neon thicket]

no, you've asked that already earlier

[crystal cave]

Looking for your fellow kind, I see

[ivory whale]

They should shorten the timeout time amount, to a few minutes

[rich crow]

Plot twist is

[rich crow]

Goodd hbuuu

[slim needle]

Well he has a point you look like a femboy

[rich crow]

bro i just got scolded for nothing💀

[ivory whale]

Like 15 minutes to an hour

[crystal cave]

Lol, 1 hr it is

[rich crow]

Why?

I didn't even do anything😭

[neon thicket]

i couldn't handle that 💀, but maybe i could because our school have ROTC, means like military training

[rich crow]

nah I shower everyday

[rich crow]

Dam

[crystal cave]

Deserved ngl

[blissful ibex]

On your phone always 🤦

[rich crow]

nahh

What is a sh*wer??💔🥀

[ivory whale]

I got 90+ hours, the remaining time i have is 30 hours and i got it on thursday

[neon thicket]

😭😭

[rich crow]

I did the chores

[neon thicket]

my patience is running out

[rich crow]

Whyyy

[crystal cave]

Dang so you used to pomp mooscles (pump muscles)

[blissful ibex]

Doesn't matter if you are always on your phone

[crystal cave]

Lol

[neon thicket]

been here at the laptop repair shop for 4 hours since 10am, now its 2pm

[neon thicket]

yeahh stuffs like that

[crystal cave]

You have to clean yourself too yk ☝️

[rich crow]

what should i do then? go touch grass?? ( how can i not think of that after not going out for 4 days)

[devout bobcat]

Average asian house rules

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

Always blame the phone 🦛

[rich crow]

REALLL

[crystal cave]

What crimes have you committed 🤨

[rich crow]

yeahh

[ivory whale]

I just left a compt match

[blissful ibex]

Nah touching grass isn't enough, you need to touch a whole garden.

[blissful ibex]

Yep, phone is always the problem, gets the blame

[crystal cave]

My mom at my funeral:
sob sob told him not to stick to his phone too long sob

[rich crow]

you dont shower?

[crystal cave]

Obviously doesn't, knew it from day 1

[rich crow]

yeah i should touch a whole ahh graden

[rich crow]

Dammm😭💔🥀

[rich crow]

No eww sh*wer💔🥀

[crystal cave]

Blud it's 30 mins for a first time ban, you probably got banned a lot under 24hrs

[eager spoke]

Indian spotted

[crystal cave]

I feel like I know you

Ofc yoru

Ofc

[eager spoke]

I wonder who

[fleet plank]

@eager spoke whats your paypal

[eager spoke]

What other so2 member uses renyan emotes

[crystal cave]

That name was enough tbh

My cringe meter tracked you down

[rich crow]

i got sunburn when i had to practice a dance in school

[eager spoke]

[rich crow]

in the scorching heat

[crystal cave]

Atleast you didn't passout during an exam 😭

[rich crow]

i can handle heat but not cold

[rich crow]

😭 😭

[crystal cave]

nah I still remember, I couldn't breathe properly and was trying to somehow still write my paper

Then i started blacking out

And the teacher came to me

Man I was more embarassed than concerned

[rich crow]

Normal day in ohio✌️😁

[wintry ivy]

Normal day in college exam

[rich crow]

did you get moved to a clinic?

[wintry ivy]

Nobody gives a f about clinics while in a exam

[rich crow]

that could cause heat stroke

[wintry ivy]

Teachers will let u die and not get out cz they think u gonna cheat

[rich crow]

oh

[blissful ibex]

Bruh another cheater of the day :))

Made my morning beautiful 🥰

[rich crow]

exam is more important than a life then

Cool

[crystal cave]

I was yeah, everything was alright after a few minutes. Still wrote my paper in like a isolated room cuz yeah I was too embarassed to go back lmao

[wintry ivy]

For them ig so

Teachers have no mercy

[crystal cave]

Nah wth kinda school were you studying in 💀

[wintry ivy]

Algerian schools... don't youtube it, very weird

[blissful ibex]

North Korea

[rich crow]

normal day in standoff 2:

[wintry ivy]

North Korea learns from us

[crystal cave]

Ah. . .

[rich crow]

Dante bayo😁✌️

[wintry ivy]

Deku kun

[rich crow]

Oni chan

[blissful ibex]

Yeah this game is for cheaters now :))

[rich crow]

thankfully you didn't go unconsious

[crystal cave]

dies of cringe

[wintry ivy]

Satya u have anime pfp why u cringing

[rich crow]

Boi ts (this) friggin tuff😁✌️

[crystal cave]

Yep, thank you for your concern kiddo

[vernal horizon]

😰

[wintry ivy]

You sound old...

[rich crow]

✌️

[rich crow]

no worries man

[crystal cave]

A cool character alright? Not some uwu Baka bullshi 😭

[rich crow]

:3

[wintry ivy]

Lmfao Yeah I guess so

Bakaa

[crystal cave]

I'm aware

[vernal horizon]

from which anime?

[wintry ivy]

Dies from cringe

[wintry ivy]

How old

Cz im old too, lets compare whos closest to death

[rich crow]

From blue box

[crystal cave]

Chainsawman, not the best anime but the character is tuff

[rich crow]

Im yungest ig

[crystal cave]

No. . But blue box was awesome

Still waiting for new chapters

[rich crow]

Ikk but yk whats awesome anime too

[crystal cave]

I'm 34

[wintry ivy]

U cant be younger than 16, most ppl here are 16 anyways so ur not the youngest I think

[devout bobcat]

Me, I ride everyday

🦛

[rich crow]

Damn💔🥀

[wintry ivy]

Damn... Im ten years old younger than you

[crystal cave]

I pray it's nothing weird, cuz honestly that's all I expect from you 🙏

[wintry ivy]

Hell yeah

[rich crow]

Sds is good

[hidden sigil]

we’re all close to death

age is nothing

[dense bluff]

Damn this season is getting delayed way too much

[hidden sigil]

bro i seen u in roblox

andrej

[dense bluff]

I have never played Roblox 😭

[hidden sigil]

u were playing be rich simulator

[wintry ivy]

Yeah Im just talking hypothetically

[hidden sigil]

cuz u broke irl

[dense bluff]

Hahahashah

Ye ye

[rich crow]

Did yall saw my roblox avatar🥰😝

[dense bluff]

But I am talented

[wintry ivy]

Dayum.... bro did him dirty

[dense bluff]

I drew my profile picture

You see

[hidden sigil]

i have more robux

[crystal cave]

Yeah it was, kinda inconsistent with the delivery but yeah it's good

[dense bluff]

In history class

3 yrs ago

[rich crow]

I only have 4 left

[hidden sigil]

al syah qam

[hidden sigil]

i got 300k

[rich crow]

I love this anime

[hidden sigil]

how r u bronze in this game

wallah its ez asf

[rich crow]

Alr richy wichy

[crystal cave]

Escanor was carrying ngl 🔥

[rich crow]

Idkkk

[hidden sigil]

this game ez asf

[crystal cave]

Kiddo

[crystal cave]

True

[rich crow]

Frfr why did he need to die💔🥀

[crystal cave]

The plot did him dirty 💔

The only reason I sticked around with that anime

[rich crow]

Frfr but yk who was good too💔🥀

[crystal cave]

Spill away

[rich crow]

Wait i forgot name😭💔🥀

[crystal cave]

Nah 😭😭

[blissful ibex]

I am new here 🙂

[devout bobcat]

Hi new here, I'm Zhxrm.

🛸
🦛

[crystal cave]

Idkwya

[dense bluff]

Guys dandys world fans used 🥀 and 💔 we moving to 🪫

[blissful ibex]

Nice to meet you gentleman

[rich crow]

Monspeet

[dense bluff]

Yall forgot?

[blissful ibex]

Cuz I am new 🙂

[rich crow]

He was good but that girl killed him kinda💔🥀

[crystal cave]

W

[rich crow]

Derieri

[crystal cave]

He was tuff too

[rich crow]

Hes goated but derieri kinda killed him💔🥀

[crystal cave]

Iyss, ntmy

[crystal cave]

A sacrifice not really worth it 💔

[rich crow]

monspeet would've ended esstarossa right there if deireri didn't mess it up💔🥀

[next narwhal]

yo shut up kid mf think he so tuff

@tranquil echo

[blissful ibex]

The only anime I watched in my 60+ years old life was "Into the Forest of Fireflies' Light"

[crystal cave]

Agreed, tragic end 💔🥀

[rich crow]

Br u nt a shkspr💔🥀

[tidal magnet]

im on da new wave 🪣🪣

[rich crow]

He was powerfull ngl💔🥀

[next narwhal]

shi ain’t funny bro it’s not like he never said “ts”

[crystal cave]

Hotarobi no mori?

I suppose

[rich crow]

i dont play ranked

[rich crow]

Ts (this)

[blissful ibex]

Yes

[neon thicket]

dang bad mood they told me to come back at 4pm, i just wasted 4 hours of my life waiting for nothing

[rich crow]

Oh whyy😭😭

[blissful ibex]

Take back your laptop and go somewhere else

[rich crow]

I can give u my laptop🥰🥰

[neon thicket]

i was at a laptop repair shop since morning

[rich crow]

they be installing a 1tb file in your laptop ahh

[crystal cave]

Ofc he was, the uno reverse card was cold

[rich crow]

I can give u my🥰🥰

[neon thicket]

cant bro, anything else i dont trust 😭

[crystal cave]

Oh hell na 😭

[neon thicket]

reallyy 👉👈

[rich crow]

But he was holding back ngl💔🥀

[rich crow]

Fs🥰🥰

[neon thicket]

also i already got home so yeah ._.

[crystal cave]

Oh well, rip GOAT 💔🥀

[blissful ibex]

What was the problem?

[neon thicket]

ssd and OS

[rich crow]

But angels were bad like 💔🥀

[blissful ibex]

Tf?

[blissful ibex]

6 hours for this?

[neon thicket]

they dont have stock of ssd Currently

[rich crow]

skill issue

[neon thicket]

aww💖

[neon thicket]

fr

[blissful ibex]

Order online

[rich crow]

❤️

[neon thicket]

it will take a week before the ssd comes, + my ssd has warranty so yeah

[blissful ibex]

Damn

All the best gentleman

[neon thicket]

4 hours i was there's waiting

[blissful ibex]

You should've gone home and comeback later

[neon thicket]

kinda exhausted, the place was pretty far ngl, no other near other than that

[neon thicket]

broo if i only knew, i would've done that already

[blissful ibex]

Ah that sucks

[blissful ibex]

Yeah shi

I would die if I had to wait 4 hours lol

[neon thicket]

😭

[blissful ibex]

Stay strong gentleman, you are almost there

[neon thicket]

🥀 I'll just sleep this off and probably come back at 4:30

[rich crow]

my brain ahh would go blank

[blissful ibex]

Best thing you can do

[blissful ibex]

True lol

[rich crow]

Okay pookiee

[blissful ibex]

I'll cook allies, if any gentleman wanna join, hit me up 🙂

[rich crow]

yeah since you didn't get enough sleep earlier

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[devout bobcat]

It’s because of that damn phone

🐢

[rich crow]

real

[jade moon]

Im lonly do anyone want to play?

[rich crow]

Can anyone buy an overpriced p90 ghoul with 4(pigeon) stickers? (300G)

[red idol]

I need 4 silver 3 players don't ask why

[jade moon]

I have Silver 2

[red idol]

Ok

If youre s3 in allies then dm me

[jade moon]

Nah only s1

[fading sedge]

Who wants to play defuse to get xp and get 2025 veteran medal?

id standoff 2 90000099

[blissful ibex]

Anyone wanna play allies?

[elfin geyser]

**Hi I'm building a the legend account, currently I'm gold3-4! (I'm looking for a mate to do the strat so as not to come up against cheaters. **

[rich crow]

Damn I gotta get more sleep

5 hours was not enough

[livid mason]

Me

[rich crow]

What server ya'll playin?

[elfin geyser]

my id : 169397562

[storm girder]

asian people play so2 faceit more than comp

[livid mason]

Anybody want competitive

[rich crow]

What's faceit? Can you explain? 😔

[devout bobcat]

Aint no way blud replied to yesterday message

[storm girder]

its like 5v5 custom games but they play for rankings to win golds and money

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[storm girder]

loll

i opened discord and it showed up

[livid mason]

Want comp

[rich crow]

Ohhh

[storm girder]

old messages

[rich crow]

Lmaoo

[storm girder]

its dead bro

and full of hackers etc

not fun

[livid mason]

True

[rich crow]

Server & rank?

[livid mason]

Eu,

[storm girder]

@rich crow dm

i can send you the asia server discord link

[livid mason]

I am bronze 2

[rich crow]

I have high ping in eu

[rich crow]

Same

[red idol]

basically you need 4 players and u snipe each other's allies match then u let the 1 team get first round then ask them to surrender after voting surrender and ticking it opponents will get 22+ and you will get -2 or -5☠️

I might be banned

[storm girder]

lol

[red idol]

But I didn't do this trick and I don't want to

I want to rank up legit

[blissful ibex]

Randoms always leaves mid game, tf

[livid mason]

Yea

[blissful ibex]

This is second game I am playing 1v2

[rich crow]

Real

[blissful ibex]

That's why I don't play with randoms

[livid mason]

Anybody want competitive with me

[blissful ibex]

Comp is long

[blissful ibex]

Yeah my friend did this and reached master

[leaden yacht]

Guys is the updt today?

[blissful ibex]

No one knows fs

Anyone allies?

[tribal axle]

Indian