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wdym
Ooo nice
But always die
Lmao same
like I have 1000 gold, but I'm confused about which recommended skin to buy
like that :v
Try to get 800g more
For sum butterfly or karambit
the rest can you buy something else"?
Idk
buy after the new update. usually all skin price is dropping
choose between them
Is there some pink skins

In so2
Uhh not many
If it's like other weapons, can it still be purchased?
Ohπππ₯
Yessss
Guys check anouncements
??
Not exactly pink, bit rather magenta tbh. But thats still just glorified hot pink lmao
Yesss I wanna see
@stoic crown @topaz lagoon btw, thank you for the info, brother.
Check photos
Nice
Oki
Ur richππ₯π
I dont remember how much i paid, just deleted the game today lol
no problem
Lmaoo u deleted
Why did u deletedd??
Yea i have my physics final tmrw
To study lol
Ohhh good luckπ
Anyone for 2v2 Allies?
ty
Npp
Even skins for bombs exists π
Everything has skins
Cuz Iβm banned rn
π
nah
Didnt know thatπ
.
I want a knife skin so bad
Damπ
How old r u
18
If its nothing gift me π₯°
U r 18 just put 10 euro from ur parents or from ur work
Bro I told u don't have a single penny rnπ
Go work them π₯°
I am they ain't paying meπ₯°
Then*
Quit
Can't
Quit a j*b ππ₯
π₯°
child labor
Who needs a j*b
No one in their right mind works for free
When is new season?
25 pm ist
Whats that what is a j*bππ₯
Why u censor j*b
Ikr smh
I have phobia about j*bππ₯
Ofc
ππ
Predictable
Bro gimme free
I want to sell tha shi so bad
π₯°
ππ₯
π
this dead rose remind me of something
job application jumpscare
Waht
π₯
need a clan ( im 16 yrs and i have clips)
ykykπ
J*b
Bro π
too old
thats young
Th π
it's just a number
I have a lot of phobia ππ₯
What else
young but strong
wht abt ur giant co*k
First is shwerphobia second outidephobia ππ₯
Wth are THOSE
They cut it offπ
Noo don't tell me. When was the last time u showered?π
Damn we need to get u In a shower immediately
Lol
last time i showered was when dinosaurs died
Im back my love
Yes
Lemme be meπ₯π
My love π€
I showered when i was this yr old
how do i get better in duels
No
bro got me blushing so hard
Yes
Play more
Bot to u to @rich crow
fps and ping and hit training daily
Not u either
No thank u im passing too @plain pagoda
i aint claiming this gai ahh
Why tho
I already have my love
i have 120 fps cus im on s24 ultra but im far from the servers and get like 120 ping
Who
U need
btw juli is a hot female
Same frrrrr
Juli is a girl
@neon thicket
kr
Ayo idk if SNICH is in this server but hes the goat
I like her pfp more
Dont say thatπ
where do u live ?? Antarctica ?
Lmaoo
Is anyone playing 1v1 4 fun?
italy
Thats my pookie
@rich crow
Lemme go ππ
Nice
Any one wanna buy g22 hunt with st only on in the market rn dm
Popular
Yeah
WHERE U FROM
india
Lemme goππ₯
Lol sale
Curry
Itβs in #πΈβphotos if u wanna see
chicken tikka masala
Kesa hai π
Lemme goππ₯
what ??
Ye
juli we wont let u go
Bro where u from fr?
india
Lemme die ππ₯π
Nuh uh
no juli u cant die
Bc phir kiya what deraha
π
π
π
Wdym pink
@flint mason juli needs cpr rn
Who has purple skins
Pink skin
ππ
its ok dont be shy
Yehhh
Noo
Ima come to ur house π
Lmaoo
Ima shoot myselfππ₯
π take
Uhhh
N give cpr
Ima like it yk
Do u have pink skin
I can do it for u
dont π« urself
Ima give u bandage β€οΈβπ©Ή
Then shoot meπ
Idk
In head
No
No i will ku
How u dont know?
Just kidding ima die with u
juli on some ghosting streak
U dont have π
Whyπ
Wait wait
Why is juli so popular
Cz she is a girl
Unfairπβ€οΈβπ₯
no shxt
juli i will give u 10 golds
For what
Idk
cause u are hot female
Juli just take it and give it to me
π’
Any new promo codes?
Give me pleaseπ
Get ur own gold
ok sell some skin with pattern
She could be 86 year old man
i will buy
ill give you 100g instead
Okayy
give me
Thank u poor ibii
@hexed igloo u wanna buy g22 hunt with st
Now i have 10 gold
not you π
Give me
Who bought it thenπ
π
i bought it cause im nice
I have 4k g with me π¦ im poor
Im good
I love uβ€οΈ
Gimme 1k
Hello guys
Ima buy m9
Nice
Cant give u
some one wanna play?
Rank?
Damn ,ππ
Sorry
Adidas adios
allies b3
Guys juli is actually 80
abibas or bagtaati ?
Im 16π
Abibas
π
abibas or sike ??
Minor detected
What
Sike
Abbibas
Im 26
Nothing
Okay
Old asf
Nahh dude im 16
oh well, another 26 years wont hurt
Im new gen
sike or bugrer ting ?
I'm 17
Sike
I will name my kids
Skibidi rizz
Ting
Of what
of
Of torture
Only fans
bugrer ting or lambaghini
Hey lemme get it for free
What did i doππ₯
Yo mox
π
Im not doing ofπ
Manipulation
Lmaoo
Anyone wanna 1v1 for 50 gold
Wdym
Bet
u are too young for that , maybe 2 yrs later
Im minor
And some one can be judje or proof
Im never doing thisπ
Bro ik
Come ima peg u lil boy
Well see cuh
No one cares
@flint mason u want play?
Id .?
Dm
Im studying rn
Kinda
Ok
okey
Good
Dm me ur id lets playa after awhile
in my bio
Play
yeah
Cool
best way to get gold other than directly buying gold??
Playing 1v1 for gold
Buy gold
invest in the new f2
fs
@blissful ibex
π
fs?
Yes
wut dat
scam kids
five seven
Yea
hello pookie @rich crow mb i got really sleepy and just woke up nowπ
Someone pinged me in photos and said fake like my inventory is worth a couple mil or sum ππ
Lmaoooo
well ion got no gold rn but what fs excatly?
Some insane shi ngl
Hellooo pookie its okayy

Girly frfr
Yes sirrrrrr
is it just me os Val has good recoilcontrol
I missed uπ
@wet spear what fs?
@median inlet Iβll give u 0.1 gold if u want
sure why not
ill take any gold tbh
awww i missed you toooπ π
the pink whte one
Wait why do u need gold that despite
Whats girly in pink lmao
Lets make out my wookieβ€οΈβ€οΈ
like kitsune?
Hey not here
wut just sayin
Yes here
No ππ»
π³ yes pls
Yes
ye
@median inlet ill dm u
No
ah i got no gold rn but ill try frfr
π
π
Yes
alr


Nah lets be honest here for a sec, pearl abyss looks hot and its not even a debate

idk pearl abyss im not rich like yall π₯
What is that
Uhhhh
Cool
Ohh the one in pic?
Yup
Yuh it's nice
Im really hoping to see a butterfly pearl abyss tbh
tanto pearl abyss and retro wave gloves is good combo
slide me that 26g fr
π its an old pic dawg, i literally just deleted the game today
Probably will download back on 30th or sum when i get my ipad after exams 
But yeah, one guy here might just get lucky
ππ
still slide me em 26g XD
Do people that play on pc get matched with mobile players?
wookie is gone π π₯
ya
cuz they use mobile emulators
yes
fr
Just play cs at that point bro
Frfr it's free
Is that going to be changed or what?
have you tried pearl abyss and retro wave combo?
Fr it need too
Show me the gloves
I was thinking of punk gloves but well... they were too dark
Yall rich
Didnt match up well
wait I'll look at the pics
I keep getting hit on the head when I canβt even aim on mobile ππ
i love cheap crafts sm
Have you played cs ?
π
Lmaoo
Bro same
A lot lmao
Niceee
Yeah no... they give a weird contrast
Any dev can answer this?
They'd go better with digital burst skins
I was looking for a pink spectral gloves pattern
But no one here knows of a good one
Nice
Waitβ¦ iOS players canβt match with android players right?
They can
I think
Ohhπ
ty frfr
Yes they can
@maiden ore i send friend req on so2
I accepted
Okok
lel
Lele
What will the next season be all about
@median inlet π₯
Gimme ur id les play together.?
What ur rank on comp
I wanna get one of those shifting dragon rise stickers
For my necro
It'll look good as the 4th sticker
What will be vermillion worth guys ?
cant rnn broo i just woke up and my phone at 5%
Why do you care ?
ty
Ok
Can we play together bruhh
I asked for tht
Think would've spent more if only they had a decent looking knife to match with
I dont play comp
You are rich manπ
Guys what will be vermillion worth ?
Oh yeah forgot to update my timeout counter
3 k?
i have 4x kawaii on mine and nothing will beat that
I had v2 gold on my akr necro (sold )
You dont randomly stamp in 4x stickers on any skin yk
:0
Looks brainunalive
ππ
I sold my v2 sticker for 30.2 gold π’
Rank on comp?
what?
Why do you wanna know that
Did u just turn 25π
Hourwise
Oh
Im saying, sticking 4x stickers on a necro just makes it look like a steel
Happy birthday bro
Fr
Bet
Goodluck getting to 674hrs!!
no? the sticker matches the colors perfectly
Its not about the colour
are every season boxes,glove thingy and sticker thingy sell able after the season?
A gun craft goes depending on how the skin itself looks
Yes
ah alr guess im not gambling no more every season
yeah. because sparkling gaze is one large artwork, unlike necro
And people have the audacity to add 4x stickers on that beauty
Necro is an artwork too, literally has writings all over it
People dont care for it
You do you but I will my lucky is carzy
true, i don't i'd rather have a nice sticker there
can't put a sticker there anyways
Write every single one here, I wanna see.
we diff fr u rich me no cuz i cant buy gold directly
uhhh, like in the way they are written?
Everything written on that necro
I don't buy gold my g
ah same π
Guys i wanna ask something
Im back pookie
Uh yes.. The dead do not die on the mag i think? necromancer, and there's probably a witch written on it somewhere because the sm1014 has it on its butt stock too
Lol
Im a diehard necro fan tbh
where you goo π I've missed you
I like digital burst more
I was eatingπ
Self glazing but my collection is decent 
anyone down to slide me some G fr
Is it possible to buy things with one of the friends without any distractions?
Uhhh distractions?
Whats gonna distract u while using market lol? A rat biting your finger while you add a price to your akr scale or sum? 
did you ate well pookie π₯Ί?
Nah he meant the price listed
Uh.. i dont think so
havs to get pattern
Its in photos
Potatos and meat i wish i eat uππ
@wet spear how does investing work
nice color scheme
Who want play? ^^
;]
- buy skin
- sell skin
Chat is this still a match made in heaven
What the sigma
There always got like buy 0.03
yummy thoo
Me tooπ
what rank?
I wishπ
π π
Silver 4
but i get a 20% cut
What's for?
Make me scearm and cream pookieβ€οΈπ π₯°
in allies?
In comp
π
π₯Ί
to buy your friend skin make it easier and add sticker on skin
Oh how much i long for a pink awm and a fabm skin to swap out the boom skins
yeah. in between steps 1 and 2 you wait until the skin rises
?
ah dang
aah
Boom skins look like an eyesore in my inventory tbh, i mean they go good with mimicry gloves because of the color shift
ahh~
Bro
Ah i see, but its depends if lucky right?
π€«
Honestly just make a one time investment on a battle pass and grind the living hell out of it
@neon thicket pookie i gtg byeeππ
owww π π
okayy i understand π

No
ππ
you can know its your friend by the profile picture
I have a better solution
π€«
i will miss youuπ
Ok im Confused now
What is it?
Yeah
If its an expensive skin, make the highest bid on the buy orders, even just .1 increase is okay. And THEN ask your friend to quickly sell the item at 0.03 if your timing is right, you will get the items before someone else outbids you and gets them.
Its risky, but i use this to trade with friends lmao
how bro tell get g22 flock type in the pattern they have and look for their profile picture you can add stickers to make it stand out
I tried at my second phone, but fail.
Hm... there's two cases for failure here.
Either someone outbids you, OR someone marks a cheaper item than your friend(if they didnt add the item as 0.03)
And then waiting that bro buying it?
So yes, odds are 1/3 for successful transaction. Which i surprisingly always hit lol
if only i was this lucky with boxes
yes
I see
tanto frost nova just keeps going up
Oh and yes this is also how you snipe skins for VERY cheap prices. But 99% of the time, someone just short sells their items at your order price.
I remember when i tried sell my p90 Radiation to my main acc, i Though its gonna be easy, but im not expect about that.
Oh that ugly hell of a knife
Ah i see
Only tanto i hate
Thx, but i not have bro tbh
i didnβt ask for your opinion on how the knife looks just saying price is rising in marketplace
Ok bro, i'll remember to keep @ off next time
No cap i am ambidextrous and want so2 devs to add left handed mode
π
just make it your self?
What is bro yapping about
Can't switch half of the controls π
Since when can you make a left handed mode
(that's not how odds work)
you can move the joy stick to left handed mode?
2 outcomes are a L, one's a W. Whats wrong lmao
Oh cool i should keep all of my controls on one side

you dont get what im saying
I just had an injury on my right arm
Because you cant explain~
I do but many vital controls can't be changed
Isnt it obvious lmao, majority of games use that layout 
Oh lord i twisted my thumb
just because you could fall down the stairs, get a hratattack or something else while walking down the stairs doesn#t mean the succes rate of walking doen the stairs is one in 4
Uh thats not even what i talked about bro what
@solar pecan he asked for left handed mode give him what hr ask for
Its was wrong?
Why do i think that new map is going to be jungle based
you said that there is 2 possibilities for failure, making hte chance for success 1/3
If that's the case then csgo copy alert
There's a dedicated procedure for making suggestions, no? 
Ee ig?
The mid of breeze map is just copy and paste from sentonio map from csgo
just play c-ops or something

I am making my own
Yes, but what you are talking about is entirely different. Also, the odds would remain 1/2 in that case, no? 
Wait isnt this bayes theorem?
Just need some money for the servers π€
compounding probabilities or something?
hiii
you said that, not meπ
Uh yes okay, but u said 1 in four. What are the other 2 outcomes?
One's successfully going downstairs, other's dying and failing
its 50 50
you either dont and do
What other 2 are left
Easy as that
I have bin having do much problems in game i get so much lag and fps drop and i have a high quality ipad
Btw my game will be released on 12th of October this year and name is Smorpheus
that would be if the probabilities correlated to another
whch they dont
what y'all talking about
they said new season out soon how long is soon
But they ARE correlated bro
bro it's an example to show you how your idea doesnt work
how soon for new season
You ate something, you choked on it while going downstairs, you died
please enlighten me how you putting up an item on hte market and someone else, at random, setting up an offer are correlated
Instead you ate something else, and didnt choke but still fell down the stairs
Instead you didnt eat anything, and went downstairs

I genuinely cant comprehend what are you trying to say here
Why did they remove all profile picture
Thats why i said an ideal scenario lmao
i'm saying htat the chance for a successful trade isnt 33%
Hello Iβm new
Im the kinda dude who hits his head on the wall, appreciate the concern tho
just come to conclusion that agree to disagree
still texting
whats sextillitons
It is however, odds of failing are through different methods, but still it counts as an individual probability lol
sure, but you are saying htat all probabilities are equal, which they are not
You sell the item, it goes to someone else, you dont sell the item but the buyer gets item, you both do the trade
Literally 3 outcomes
1 is the correct one
sextillion
Math aint mathing, mathematicians didnt die so you could piss on their years worth of work
yeah whats that
hahahahahahaaaaa
pretty sure i've done more math in my life than you
Yeah ok bro, i didnt say im a god or sum
then what are the odds of someone putting up a higher order than your friend? 50/50 by your logic, right?
Anyone wanna play with me? Any casual game will do just not competitive
Uhh.. no?
Sextillion
Septillion
Octillion
Nonillion
Depends on how many bidders are present obviously
but that is literally how you are arguing
You cant decide such stuff by logic bro what
50 50
they either do and not
Let me remind you
exactly! thank youi
I said IDEAL
it's not just possibility to win, 2 possibilities to fail = 1/3 chance of success
ha
I took both chances of failures as their individual probabilities cuz either of the parties deals with a diff item lol

sucky sucky
but you don't know their individual probabilities, just assumed them and said "yup, 1/3" which is my whole point
discord in a nutshell
anyways i gtg seeya
Yeah so where exactly are you trying to point towards, that the seller suddenly gets an heart attack, and some other dude sells the item, thr buyer buys it?
Crazy
I literally just said ideal for the 3rd time
But ok
just agree to disagree
quite a show, ain't it?
Wait y'all still talking about trade market?
π© π© π¦ π¦· β°οΈ
Who cares its just the two of us lmao
tbh i want other people to type
someone allies ranger +
Nah i just didnt ask for your opinion
job application jumpscare
My apologies fine mister, but i still do not remember inquiring
lol
premium English
anyone game?
come
Ok
Hi
Im back pookie
Juli
?
Okay
Help me to silver 1 pls
wasnt this a premium feature
π
Ask another one im bronze tooπ
1v1
we all bronze
?
Sure
help me s1 too
Okay
vlad whats ur id
Wait
I gotta poop
Me go poop
i said that earlier to lol
π
Yes?
Oh noo
What if i post something heinous
i will laugh
Sup guys
hahahahahahahaha
lol
just send the id
anyone down to slide me some G frfr
Fable box soon on market
85613888
That's true or false
This is the id!
truse
where you here this info from?
Because i sold gloves and buy 5 box
a wondering traveler?
here
Everybody saying abaout this
Price for butterfly jum
Jump
i added u
Ok
ok
ohπ
that means you aren't good
dont go hard on meπ₯ π
pablo go 1v1 him
don't agree and still go for 1v1
u elite
ik i am not good
me bronze
I'm not good π
Juli what is your id?
175323894
OK
Hi who want play with me ^^
Anyone wanna join gtg faceit dm
bro tryna get that gold
Guys go to play store and search for standoff2
Gold is gold
Why?
i add u
why
play what
mode
Comp
Still the same'_'
sure i will ask them if u can join
its only for a few regions
If you lose let me play with him
wdym
Who wants to go comp?
If you lose the 1v1 let me play against him
i wont go 1v1
I can help boost
pushing mmr backwards

π
I will get you to silver
Come with me
Im tired of playing alone
I have warmed up
What rank on comp?
Im phoenix
Ye
Why bronze?
pls add me too guys
Bruh
Id 46868564
Iβm silver 4
Guys but only european
is that good or
Who wants to play with me
i will carry
Same
potrivit ibii 1v1?
Now add me
why
You wont be a bit
Should i buy butterfly starfall or gloves steam rider with stiletto viper??
what
Guys why yall bronze or silver wtf
nooob
45794465
someone allies ranger +
My id
Yo who has a clan
accpt
idk last my 3 games was against cheaters
Guys can we do some sort of practice 2v2
I added
Cuz I really need to get my aim back

someone allies ranger +
.
who is .d ??
Me
12439128
ohh
Done
poor ibii im not silver
New season finally coming
3 ppl added meπ
π¦
What knife should i buy with 1754G
Yo
Kunai
Which
Luxury
Why did zone 9 got removed?
No bro luxury looks buns
"unpopular" thats what they said
hey guys
Bro i said i have 1700G
Who cares? Commit balance negativer 3000 now π¦€
Or gloves steam rider with stiletto viper i think looks good?
Ye
Yeah
myy pookie

helloooπ₯°
heyyy
i kept falling asleep and idk whyy, maybe tired
go too sleepppp
its been my 4th time
ur tierdd take a napp
i just woke upp
okayy
Damn i found 2 good kinfe and gloves combos
Help me choose
Dual daggers molten with gloves handcraft
Or
Stiletto viper with gloves steam rider
Second one
hruu pookie π₯°
good hbu u pookiee
goood i gotta eat dinnerr i haven't ate yet
goo eatt
8pm π my dinner is so late
its not that latee

What a spectacle of benevolent love gracefully lingering in the air

ikr me and cv are meant to be
The 9 th ban is over ladies
Schumburrrrgg
im not male
with 6 pack abbs
proove
how
by honesty
trust she is a girl and she is fine af
Truly a pair most worthy of mine admiration
holy glaze
No he is a Balkan jibsy man with heer loose and eating onions and sausage
yea
Sybau we did a face reveal
what abt tomatoes ??
π
You are confusing her with me, I might humbly correct you
satya is a hot and handsome female
Subaru
dont show it to anyoneπ
Donβt worry
He eated all of the tomatoes on the fridge
dont make it obvious jake
@wet tundra WHATS ur OF?
I have an inkling she is a minor
"eated"
You have every right to think that
whos jakeπ
wdym of
At least i have the accent
only fans
only fries
OH LMAOO
π
Guys go to photos i need help choosing



