#💬│english-chat
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Now we can touch ourselfs ❤️😼
yes when you go Into the bigger numbers no one cares that much
someone play, i play in france and im silver
like i said i aint protecting him now just you going against his english
What the sigma???
You really disappointed me man, you really disappointed me. I had high hopes.
🦛
Shhh
alr bro
ayo 😳
😼😼
silver forever 🙏🏻🫰🏻
crazy
@devout bobcat what's up wiggly worm?
lol
bronze, my beloved.
I'm plastic
I'm fetus 4
Im bronze💔
lol
get to silver💔
clearly you have never owned an airfryer.
give up
I canttt💔
I think if I win two more games I'll go up to ground 1
Im gonna
If you can't make It out of bronze you aren't going far
you gotta believe
nah i can get out of silver easy
do It then
Okay
I'm waiting for you to reach gold
I only get atleast 3 kills in first round💔
silver lobbies are cancer
I am waiting for a new lower rank to calibrate.
thats good wdym?
He already got, oh wait
Now he's elite
Oh wait
Real, some bronze players are better than others
I miss all my shots💔
do yall prefer the old design or the new one more
ragebait used to be believable icl. 💔
Now he's the world champ

train aim ig
Unc 💔
nice try super diddy
Adren nab
im almost gold
new
That wont work
zhorm.
I'm almost done keep going
I keep getting bronze 1 with 250 mmr in my games bro I'm silver 3💔
?
😳
What the sigmaa
I'm almost done waiting for him to reach gold
Cus bronze 1=bronze 3
Adren gonna adren his adren that another adren might not be able to adren another adren until adren adren himself
Silver*
They be jumping cruching anything but shooting💔💔
I am bronze because my enemy says "nah, I'd win", you are bronze because you are bad at the game.
shoot them ig
give this man a true!
Sybau
Then champion= the legend
real
Yeah kinda
They be doing the craziest sht for no reason💔

Okey now let's talk about gambling
that isnt really helpfull
but shooting people is against the law!!!
crazy
I swear I've seen people run and gun
It is
all on red
maybe
it's a feature.
green
red Is my lucky one
if they are jumping not really
that's inherently racist.
With the AK? How???

The real Pablo would never bet on red
good thing I am racist
go big or go home
I cant aim💔
cod
Full time racist when
Hell yeah
train aim
some people are just able to do it.
🏎️
U think i can get to silver❤️
gotta keep a balance so I don't get recruited by the KKK
Na u can't
you can reach any dream as long as you put your heart to it.
Understable
also you need to sacrifice.
hi
maybe
human souls are prefered.
I want @neon thicket 🤤
Mf bedroom light flashbanged me
you don't want me? 
hi pretty boy
Say no to austrian 
Okay
you are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
Hi there everyone. Wanted to ask, when is the new season?
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
probably
Why been rude
Nobody been rude
hopefully not
I saw the post now so was only been curious
Chat chat chat chat chat?
Archaeologists finna say a different kind of civilization built this game
Chat?
Who does this imply too then?
let's start with you. I am coming for you with the Fog to consume you on the 3rd of May 2025, 11:48 UTC +1.
to my deeply concerned friends
come fast
or I ll finish before you arrive
whaaaat???
demon
wow iPhone.
demon
Tf that means
super diddy
nobody rude
WAIT
update tomorrow ???
the hell
Yeah
no, my friend.
Tomorrow
yes
they still didnt remove a collection
tomorrow
diddy is trying to get you.
Sorry I asked and sorry for disturbing with my question
they'll do It tomorrow
tomorrow 🪬🧿📿
demon
Goblin
Tomorrow
They wont
demon
🦛
I think the answer to your question is rather obvious.
they will just announce it
who let this goblin out
with that name, sure you have put a curse on this entire server.
Thank you.
Sorcerer! Burn him down
burn the witch
The austrian disliked that
it's over for Pablo Escobar, the DEA will finally get him.

I own the DEA
The goblin is stealing the coins

The juice is out
my congratulations.
he Is under our homes
In the tunnels
waiting for a chance to strike
me when I lie with no remorse or regret.
Atleast you’re not zion
Tf it's a redpilled
mom jokes In the big 25💔
goblin, go back to ur cage
some deep sigma shi
Cool
guys we gotta pay Interest on every text we send
Ok this is a Peaceful goblin
bro built like the goblins from cr 😭
i think
Skadosh
sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy.
Commit tax fraud🦕
J
obv
they all lookalike
Wild of you for being a goblin
ts pmo sm Icl
a Peaceful goblin
bro is po. icl ts ahh.
family jokes so sad 💔💔💔
You funny binchiling
Bad goblin
When will Vermillion hit the market?
🦕
soon
Tomorrow
that's the most accurate answer you'll get
can I hit a whiff?
help was promised to you 3000 years ago 💔
Goblin i dont have dookie stain
Degrading wasnt promised

Hey guys do you think the new season is dropping this week after Friday or the next week
Whats up with the name
friday
demon
Tomorrow
No turkeys can't talk
Turks are cool
Bazinga
everyone is cool
I'm gonna grind the new pass
hdf.
no need to be greedy or hypocrite
I can't say I like the stereotypes but I can't say I blame you
That Jewish goblin is funny
Haters of kebabs are my enemies
jewish goblin having a crashout
He stole my engine oil
Well yeah it's discord bro
same goes for you.
We know goblin, its all virtual
Evo Goblin
We all behind our screens, goblin...
Dart goblin
nah, I am inside your walls rn.
Why y'all calling him a goblin tho what did he do
Ultra goblin
SUPER GOBLIN
love is in the air? wrong, asbestos.
2 people here are going to get what's coming
nah I am 13 and a half.
i wanted to checkmark react this
I'm 4
bro reported us 😭
literally 1984.
Wrong I'm a fetus
✅
me neither.
PABLO ESCOBAR
hello pretty boy
I am 13 and a half years young 😭💔
He's God's children
Is this cus he haz Hebrew in his name
what?
no way.
And something Israel related
Yeah
Oooo aaaa
thought that was persian
Rock lobster
The goblin got himself a goblin brother 😭 🙏
We all joking Goblin
Ok
me when I am in a ragebaiting competition and victory was promised to this guy 3000 years ago.
2 tunnel dwellers
We are NOT on ur twin bootie
Mineeers
The goblin is getting freaky 😭 🙏
that's what they are searching for In those tunnels
this is a :steamlog: moment.
can we all agree that Standoff 2 is the best game on mobile?
Adren
will give my opinion tomorow
Delusional dawg
dang already 6:18 am
world peace achieved. the world is healing 💔
Chill goblin
Waiting for polygon strike
wdym delusional gng? icl you a fake fr.
oh hell nah.
i literally dont know
Jewish Goblin, I have a question. When you find gold, do you pawn it like a Jew or do you keep it like a goblin?
Thats what torture did to griffith 😭
he comes back to the place where he found the gold and wait
Say another joke ,but funnier this time
griffith ENJOYED it.
What was ur question
Market? Carbon?
not me
...
You wanted to cook and you froze it
💔
the world is healing ❤️
i fuq that carbon
I got the beach
I got the peninsula can't help you gng.
How dare you stealing my land you moisturizer
.
So you're a witch that transformed into a goblin
When will the new season come?
describes u tho
ill is my 2nd name
Nah
this is wild, how will this affect the DDR legacy?
I don't act like that
When will the new season come?
Actually u do
TRUE!
Mb witch goblin
check announcement
you want to
No
Remember Huey incident?

I inhaled salt air
Huey
you love getting dommed tho
Huey sucks
it's over.
Yeah but
What is goblin planning
ME TOO!
@gray patrol potention friend
Goodbye Jewish goblin, I'm gonna miss u
just occupy the server
I can dom keya no diff.
Is this some experiment
Tf
potential partner
Estimated to arrive in 1-2 weeks
I'm not into males
U ge?
maybe tomorrow
low low low low low low low low low low low low.
you use diff phones or vpn
I am not a male.
anyone know where to report player's?, i played allies against 2 party player, but the enemy alt account is on me
Hmm
Damn, you fr ge, get away from me
hello
bro changed genders for the huzz 💔
keya is not a girl
poggers.
🍿
man I love trees!
🤸
🏌️
chatgpt used to be believable.
Dawg u use "gangy" tf are you talking about

it's ok, it will all be over soon...
*pats your head*
astro boy
good.
very good. would you please write feedback after this experience?
pls I wanna join in voice room
Carbon bro
Shi, now he have immunity, I was muted for using that emoji
does he know?
wanna competive
Just buy redline in cs2
Macédoine
unfortunate turn of events.
it seems the mc (main clown) has ran out of jokes and commits ad hominem.
ima I balkanaca ovde a
yo are you the guy who people keep protesting for
Aha
"Remod Adren"
CABRON
I have no clue what you are talking about.
Hello, why i cant find the promo code section?
Cabron?
They keep saying Remod Adren
Cabron mentioned
werent you mod here
Acbron
?
wanna boost me
zlurp
might have been.
ios
Ere un cabron, mamahuevo 🗣️
go to standoff google
I was. not enjoyable, but apparently the people want me back. I love democracy.
ay ay ay.
np
ok
the wolf sigma gonna tear the sheep apart 😭💔
please do not hurt me or my friends... or I will crash out!!!!!!
wsp chat
so if i created my acc with ios and i connected google on it, i still cant redeem any promo codes?

there is store(dot)standoff2(dot)com.
is the new season gonna be hawaii themed??
or like southern america
i’m kinda lost
a website where you can redeem promocodes.
Hot discussion
type in your ID and a promocode section should show up.
Okay thank you
free palestine
You freed Palestine with that sentence 💔
the world is over.
u were promised to them 3000 years ago
nothing ever happens.
Thanks bro, he is goated🙏
wait what r u
💔💔
Who's ranger from here
@lethal sentinel wsg
yeah..
Am mad
I wanna kill someone from last match rn
but i can't he lives too far
Damn
Whats your rank on comp
then i added a guy who's master
@lethal sentinel i have not checked is there a new battle pass
and i invited him to play together allies
He left
He said bro u are toxic am not playing with u
I lost on allies 20 points thank god i didn't dropped from phoenix
keep talking to walls
If i was loosing phoenix i would break his head
Jump out of my bed and find where he lives
Im the wall buddy
Wanna play comp later
where do we found promo codes that work?
on the dark web
imma try to find some than
He's a kido 99% of People with nitro here are NPC's no life trynna hop on others convos so yesh
🤓
See example
a kid with no life
tell me now
broski
I don't remember nah
Wait is your dad a monk?
sio incerc sa aflu baa smr
Or your uncle
kid with no life? bro i see you everytime texting here get a life touch grass instead of playing shooting mobile games🤦
idk
bro WHAT
WHATTT
vere smr daca spune vreunul cv ve vr sa aflu si eu
ABAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHA
am intrebat si chatgpt u de promo codes si cica niciunu nu mere
nu ti zice chat gpt

I'm not touching faceit for a long while
ba sa mi bag pula in mortii lu astia
Listen lady boy have you ever got punched?
aia zic fra
am asking in a nice way
What
aprob
Ahahhahaaaha i love u bro
unde plm se gasesc promo codesurile astea futute baaa???
la ei pe live uri cica
What is he saying?
2 blocked massages
where to find promo codes
he asks where he can find new promocodes
What was the question btw
pfoai
3 blocked mesrgagges
Pe instagram-ul lor, pe tik tok, pe live-uri, câte-o dată și pe youtube
to buy it?
Dapai cine se uita
Bine mersi frumos tpp
Acum nu este nici unul activ
you need people with good skills and phone?
Mai is promo codesuri active momentan?
țiom ping
U can set dead zone area uk
Where are u from again
Idk how it bothers u i play in iphone 13 which is small asf and i don't get those problems
No silicon cover?
i don't remember 😭sorry blud
u have wired earphone rn it might help for grip
Anyone for comp?
🤙
Wired earphone allows to easily grip phone while playin claw setups imo
Bro just gets mad at games tho👺
Who wanna play comp
Ofc dog
how can't you get mad on that game
Hmmm just look at my pfp
I told you greek are not safe People?
why would i say that shahaha
Bruh I swear these hackers are destroying the game
Remind me
From gold 4 to 3 because of an hacker
Imagine playin for 8 hrs and getting +10 mmr while top fraggin every match in compe
why i feel like my russian ex joined on server to stalk me again
Hahaahahahaaha
she stalks my stories lol
@tardy hawk
After I get mmr back 😄
but you don't live in Russia rn right?

U'll get after he gets banned
Nitro people must start leaving the server
They way the talking is scary
Me vs everyone 🦅

Literally told them step by step why we think he's hacking and still isn't banned
And to top it all off he has a 79 hs percentage
walls or aim?
or blatant?
No they talk like npcs idk most are fem boys kinda creepy
Both
Look at this one for example if you pay attention on hes pfp
yeah thats not gonna work
real
they gotta shoot through walls
Guys the Keya nation of freakness is in danger, I need you to send 3k gold so I can buy a AWM sport and take down the regime of anti freaks please repost and let know people the nation of freaky won't fall
if they dont ur not getting banned
Actually reharded
She didn't even recognise that i talk sh about her
🗣️
If it was permanent yes but again i don't find it cool
I showed enough proof to claim he's cheating and it still isn't enough
nah bc what if they „get lucky“
Btw add me on standoff
@verbal imp
You never did
Where
i have elite players I'll add u in my clan
bro just make a clip and put it on their support page, the cheater will be banned in a week
Wsp
And what did you think I did smarty
no they wont 😂 😂
Where's the proof you talking about, I'd like to know more about it
AYEANON
you did it and can't wait 3 days

but if i join with the right team i don't loose
My boy 
Keya

worked with every cheater i've encountered in the last ~4 weeks

can i ask you something
Mf it almost been a week
What
You had a pfp with
yeah maybe the shooting from spawn ones


idk if it's you

resident evil
100% of my reports of d** players and ch*ms users never get banned unless i get throught with my contacts @wet spear
I think it's called
we talked in the very past when i first join i think or i may be wrong
Keya
Did u add me
Anyone wanna compe w me ??
what are d** players and ch*ms users
wallhackers, skinchangers sometimes with aimlock
or softaim
Lol
ch is only walls tho
it highlights playermodels in a certain range
wait until the enemy gets an ace 2 seconds into the round, yeah
and theyre blatant btw
Yooo
do you not play ranked?
From Cave story

like are the cheaters you encounter in unranked gamemodes?
too much of it
No sorry take your clothes off
damnn pff ahahahahaha
guys how do i get out of these damned russian lobbies with 200 ping 😭
also but those r just the ragers
change your region
that's the neat part, you dont
almost every game i enter in ranked is russian kids and its a 200 ping lobby
its insane
yeah until like gold/ phoenix lobbies are like that
get some people to queue with you
so you’re not playing with scrubs
just found the issue
ranger
just select the region with the highest number
i'm phoenix rn and while i get russians their ping is fine
it gives u most players
we good now im getting 30 ping
👍
bruh
just beat them at 200 ping
simple solution
in ranger theres still sm 200pingers
i do its just choppy at times
peak rubber banding experience
especially when u look at the russian kids teleporting across ur screen
like maniacs
^
Dommy mommies
What is the best knife
Guys, has the stiletto knife inspection animation changed or am I crazy?
dbeeb
increase heart beat to play
Sorry guys im new in standoff
again
what happened here

"Expensive"

@sour star I like women of my age and older
you eier lecken?

does not involve your eier
sorry
yo i got a knife and like two days ago i was begging for one
I heard oblivion is 40 yo
His name is James and he’s like 17
Doxxing him rn
He lives in Europe too
And he’s Chinese
You can ask him yourself if you don’t believe me
I'm posting the biggest flex of all time
Is it a Fumo?
Yes > 2 would be bigger flex compared to 1
No > not the biggest flex of all time
Mrrrreow meow:3
did you mean your inv?
Yes
Who is blawg yapping about
where is the flex part
There is none he clickbaited us
real
What is bro yapping about 

Inferior emote 
I’m 90% sure he’s rage baiting
do you want to have intellectual discourse on the so2 discord or what lmaoooo
ik he is
Like this guys comment about faking gender and stuff is legitimately so brain damaged
Out of all things to fixate on bro chooses this, and with 0 evidence at all
Blawg 💔 🥀
so sorry that you are the only intelligent being here... must be so hard🔥🔥🔥
It’s like me saying @gray patrol so why are you here to meet a 6 year old boy
WHAT
it's 1 am let me be wtf
Mentally impaired wtf

like you flame me for the way i talk and say "cuh on god" in the next sentence
okay joy man
Your name tells me all I need to know
please enlighten me on the meaning and context of "cuh on god"
it's an alt
anyone good tryna play comp

Still see no reason for it to be called that way
Why don’t you have a seat

because reactions like yours are funny af lmao
I'm gonna get
Type shi
Haiiii
Ok karen
are you deadass trying to explain to me what cuh means bro that was irony
I didnt get offended or nun
Sorry I'm into women of my age and kinda older
i'm sitting here smiling to myself that's good enough
Let them have fun
You’re right 6 is older than 5
That could be interpreted as you being mentally ill or you drawing joy from making the chinese person angry
i probably know better english than you know your native language
You’re giving him exactly what he wants, literally any form of attention good or bad
(but that's also what i want little does he know)
Literally just 
i am confident enough that i really don't care lmao
I'm 19 😭😭
So you’re a 19 year old here to meet a 6 year old is that correct?
What case and box will be removed when the new update arrives?
That's wild.
what arguments
Fake news!1!1!1!1
i'm not tryna argue lol
''In today's episode of how to catch a predator...''
will be announced beforehand
0.563 nanoseconds before they remove it
Yes
they will always have an offer to get some cases for cash on a sale before they're removed
okay
Chameleon
Not to mention they gave 2 boxes away for free
It's currently unknown officially which collection is getting removed. Everything said by non-developers is nothing else than simple rumors meant to cause chaos.
you?
wdym?
At this point, just go on about your day rather than keeping this ''argument'' (if you can even call it that) going
Be the bigger person
ohh, true. but that was unrelate to the collection being removed next
Stubborness*
they actually announced new season 😱
like there will be an offer that ends the same day the collection is removed
Not letting go of your opinion when opposed with the other persons' opinion or any opinion in general other than your own
"backup your claim" bro this isn't debate class
''Explain why this geometrical shape is a triangle'' ahh argument
you're the one trying to debate people and convince them of your superior intellect homeboy
literally
When is new season

what contradicitng arguments? there were no arguments made
Or simply refusing to do something productive rather than arguing with a person that for all you know could be a 48 year old man munching on a plate of peas and laughing at your texts
except you saying "your english sucks" and i say "no it doesn't"
please point out a point in time where my texting was not on par with the average on this server
hahahahahhahahahhhh whattttt
probably the most insane thing i've heard on this server lmaoooooooooo
ik but talking to him is funny
you seem pretty butthurt just over me talking tho lol
And the beauty in freedom of opinion and speech is that it's objective, and as such, people will always have different views on certain subjects. My point, however was missed. What I meant to say was that I personally find it stupid to argue about something as insignificant as this, rather than doing something productive
to the point were you had to call it out multiple times
Golly that's a lotta words
real!
you should do something productive with your day!
Its 1 am
no idea they just said it’s coming
i'm not trying to write a novel or article??? why would i need to be creative or origginal on my replies on a discord server for a childrens mobile game at 1 am??
(i meant him)
Sleep is pretty important, you ever heard of that?
Either way
you're champion in so2 sure you "made money"
😔
01.09*
forgot to update, i'm phoenix rn
Bro I'm silver and I have no life
youre right, they are mostly cheaters
It proves nothing
Yh same thing
spammed buttons to ... get on discord?
Not mostly but yh theres alot
again, nobody is arguing
You havent made that quite clear. That was an oversight on your part
how am i supposed to know that when we were talking about ranks?
okay, what is your argument then?
How yall even got to talking abt ranks lmao
(he's gonna say my writing on discord is unoriginal😔 )

This is basically proof that people will argue about just about anything and everything
sanse
Ironic coming from the native English speaker 
Beautifully complex, isnt it?
don't smarta*s me just bc you went to a debate class and learned the latin terms fam

don't pretend you wouldn't dive on the first point where my english isn't to your expectations
You speak english because it's the only language you know. I speak english because it's the only language you know. As such, you cannot really make fun of me for misspelling just about anything.
good one
Unless it's a typo
I know Chinese, mandarin and Cantonese actually, it’s my first languages
I’m an Esl
Ofc
Nt tho, maybe next time you’ll get me
@everyone know when the new sesson come out
Not you
I meant in general
You replied to me 
where tf d you go to law school
like, sure you need some terms, but you're not learning latin bro
Not neccesarilly. The beauty in human ideas is that we remember them and put them into practice. You do have to admit that was quite well placed though.
😭
I need a help, i have 2k300 gold, recommend a set of knives and gloves for me to make
Gamble
You gotta buy sticker packs
Its any pubg player here
And open then make double amount of gold
Hell naw
I used to play
i know? i've had latin for 5 years in school, don't pretend you're superior bc you know your jura terms
i like the scorpion scrached and the red gloves i forgot how they were called they are like 1200 so the combo is like 2k
Maybe t1 too
Do you speak Spanish and all its variants?
also when checking your message history, especially your oldest messages on hte server, this whole thing becomes so much more funny
bruh im at a point where i would do anything for a flippin butterfly knife
Ok thanks, i go check
alr
anything?
Nope
L
shut up

lmao
Do you speak romanian and german?
Ja
you saying "let me inform you that legal terminology is always full of latin" as if i was a toddler
😊
Das ist aber sehr kool
that is
kuhl
anyone know a good method to get some gold for a butterfly knife?
Es tut mir leid für die Unverständnis
if you dont have time to wait just buy
I've been only learning for a year
try sniping 4x sticker crafts for market price and reselling them for higher
Mb
buy with what bro 💔
real
sorry, didn't mean to critisize, i thought u were native and that was a joke, mb
Rather unfortunately
sell your kidney or something
who tryna run some comp
you even get extra
Np
weren't you the one complaining about unoriginal/ lame comebacks/ arguments?
im bored bru
No not really. My parents just got better working offers.
what rank are u
you're the one calling me a toddler idk chief
aghhh
silver?
Nah
wanna run one game im hella bored
My plan personally is to go back and enroll in the army once I'm done with my studies here, in Germany.
Are you phoenix?
hell naw
bruh
isnt phoenix like way ahead of silver?
School is also easier here, so theres that
who's phoenix or hugher



