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wtf
Yup
:(
@gray patrol say sum funny xhat got sad
Absolute weirdos
he's disgusting
its disc
not humans
i couldnt care less
probably
you'd be surprised
dont test them bro
china ppl r crazy
She jealous because flies don't even touch her
You know when in sports it's almost a goal
Or a score
But it fails by a bit
Everyone screams HUEYyyy
yet you said you would do her
Hi hueyy
then?
What is up huey
Jinx ≠ Huey
uh
Are you a dommy mommy
what
Hmmm
hungry
yeah ill
peg u
What show
eat
keya
Bing chilling yk me
good idea
yeah
Not gonna ask details
the clowning is funny
js read chat😭
She fell in love with me
😭
wait i remember you doing the same act like 6 months ago
I lowkey like tabure bio
@gray patrol ur sticker collection is insane💀
burning the house down
Its 5 am i think i should sleep too
Go for morning run
Scared her
Too late good night bro🗣️🔥
@velvet idol clown
ping me too
Who's that guy
not true
Freak
You are one by day and another by night
projecting
Projecting
projecting
Two can play it that game 🤣
nah
me and @hollow kiln r the same person
and @tame epoch too
im all of rm
bc im omnipresent
and god
😎
Projecting
projecting
Lmaoooo
Projecting
projecting
And the crowd isn't suprised
projecting
🦛
Can someone give me some gold?
Someone give me a knife my dream
dm me for FREE GOLD !!!!1111!!🙂↔️
Gg for ence
Please people, it's my dream to have a knife, I would like at least one rare weapon.
What rank are u?
To be going up against elites 😭
I did ran into an elite while I was queuing with a friend
I think that was around season 6 and I dont remember being higher than g3
I ran into elite players all the time when I was ranger, even in gold but some of them were deranked
Ig that makes sense
Hi^^
Were they easy to beat?
I dont wanna meet any elite players
Well he won, so they probably were trash
I'm just playing casually
(jk)
I mean u could be right
they are rlly that bad?
Idrc, there are way too many smurfs already to give a f about elite players
Which server?
Nether
The most annoying ones being those low ranking smurf accounts
Literally eat away at ur mmr
I havent played against one in a while but I can imagine them being tuff to beat
Ig, I didn't push rank this season and whenever I did play comp the only thing bothering me were hackers
1 shot 1 kill
I am used to playing against high ranked players
my dream
all my enemies are npcs
bots
What rank are you even
silver
Justified
Yeah silver players have a few screw lose
I can't get out of this because of my teams, they're all bad, they don't know how to play 5v5
Get to high gold, phoenix. You'll find some decent players
I cant bro
U can solo carry through silver imo
CT all rushing in the same place??? That's how you evolve 🔥🔥🔥
If you're good enough, reaching gold is really not a big deal
The problem is when some decent players fall on the enemy team and your team is all NPCs
If it's too hard find someone to queue with
Or jus need a duo maybe
Ye
I was hardstuck too then duo'd with my friend to gold
Got deranked anyways😔
.
silver lobby is too easy. It's like they just line themselves against your crosshair
Lvl 271 silver i found
and sum 150
In the same team
Level doesn't matter, I was playing defuse the other day
Saw a dude at 340 something level
Hitting shots at enemies leg
Nah its opposite for me found one guy around 150 was phoenix and destroyin us
So many phoenix to champ players are boosted
Ik some of my friends are but well it is what it is
Lmao
He knew how to play well
We just won
Where the hell can you find promocodes
I've been looking for the past hour and I can't find anything
Are u
down to play?
can sm1 dm me im trying smth
Anyone unranked and want to play comp?
giys should i save my 875g and wait for like a sting to drop down in price
nah invest now
Tonight
comp?
comp?
fr?
bruhh
bro what the hell did double daggers demon cost like 620g yesterday and are now 830g WTH
mid ahh knife
alr mb
god ah knife
i wish i had
karambit
what gloves do u have
so firsy knife ?
first
i like fang alot
its animation is cool
as a pair ?
stiletto voidroot
yeah than go for kunai
probs gonna buy it and wait for price increase
and if there isnt who cares im still gonna sell acc or sm
if i dont play anymore
idk if thats against tos tho
Open cases 🔥
We getting 3g worth of skins w that les goo 💪💪
Hell yeah
That's the spirit
🦅🦅
r u allowed to sell accounts
kunai wavesong
sexy knife
especially the orange things
sting
sting goofy
Kukri
kunai better frr
kukri is ahh
animation is so cgi im finding it hard to believe its even fake
I have one, 4 days ago it was 700g and now it's almost 900
Gg
@crystal pagoda id
Hetkonen.. ootko suomalainen @crystal pagoda
Dont worry
Alr, let's go
who can help me try something,it involves join a discord server
dm me if ur up for it
I've heard @hearty heron is a racist and a groomer
Guys I bought butterfly dragon glass for 2040g just now, it’s been my dream knife to own it, do u think it was worth 2k?
comp?
Nice bro, animation is so cool
Can’t rn
guys
anyone wanna talk and play so2 hmu
does anyone want to cary me to silver
Season 9 new anticheat pls
When new season?
Best feel ever is that when enemy calls you a hacker
Nobody knows
Real bruh
any promocodes?
comp?
Hey can anyone give me 30gold?
Would be a shame if a hacker ruins it
Lol
anyone wanna play?
https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1346305125181947936 yea im playing in here @jade hamlet
cmon lets get this bih poppin
for King Don
i feel like the price for the new shuriken charms will go up should i buy some
BUUUUURH that just reminded me I was supposed to play with Nox today but I was too busy editing clips
Oops
Dms
Check them
Rip
how much u selling
This game is dog water the servers are trash and my damage is not being registered while enemy are killing me in instance and most of my shots are going through enemies even after having 67 ping
Anyone comp?
me
comp
🦛
dude, thats bcs ur enemy is putting in damage before you
just fix ur aim, and point it straight to their head
Lmao man i do aim for the head but still even the hit markers arrive but no damage is shown on enemy
Aim? the servers are so d0gshyt, yesterday i sh00ted at my enemy 2 times in the head but he didn't die
and then he killed me
nope, there is a chance that ur ammo will block by enemy helmet,
i think its just about reflexes and whoever shoot first
it doesnt register
just kill the enemy before the enemy kills you
simple
this is cinema
yep, i admit the high ping on the server
maybe your enemy is lagging or something? so that ur damage is not delivered to enemies head
and they also teleport
🦛
xd
Dude i can't say anything to you please stop scattering your knowledge. It is beyond our comprehension
The servers are cooked and they do not register our shots because of a single latency number and most of the shots go beyond enemy bodies and even though people with 200+ pings teleport and lag people below 50pings just kills you before you can see then
ol men xd
So why am i dueling a guy in rank and hes killing me while im behind the wall lol its like lag.
Its like my character is in the spot i moved from
Yeah many people with good enough ping can shoot you even if you go to cover
So my character is stuck for them?
Yeah
Delayed
People said 120 fps players can see you first before you can see them 
its a common problem
this game is going to become the next block strike
Why is that a thing
ktos z polski chetny popykac?
Cooked potato servers
xD
client side
Isnt this a multi billion dollar company
Ho ho ho 🧑🎄
just million
Just million
I play at 120 fps and i have died many times before i get a chance to see the enemy
even CS2 still have this problem
All of us are in millions i guess
If i had a million dollars i would make best game ever
Btw are millions of people even playing this game ?
This counter-terrorist is dead, it just doesn't know it yet Ho ho ho 🧑🎄
Nah that's a stretch
Your logic is beyond our comprehension
sure it has 100M downloads, but in reality there arent as many daily players
Maybe your math is weak
Bro
Your logic is dead
brother ive been playing this game for 7 years
This way chrome has 10 Billion download
For 5 i years
I know experience matters
I have a 19k statttrack ak
you would know by now how hard it is to get a match in high rank due to its lack of player activity
Man how did we get to this topic
From lagging to finding players
even Clan Battle is not active, you would need to go to Russia just to get a match
The switch change from one topic to another is illogical
bro you literally started it
am i wrong?
Yep you are wrong
alr bro
Dude i have no personal grudges with you but the developers are so greedy that they are using unity servers in my opinion
My god
Dude have silence
I said unity servers not unity engine
Lord
You don't even know the difference between engine and servers
They have never done anything major to server changes other than changing the tickrate
its been a problem
Guys relax before i get involved
😂
PFFT who told u that
it's not the first time its brought up, you think we havent complaint about this for the past years?
they never listen
Yes i do
Himself
Assuming
Most of the issues you're complaining about rn now is what we've been complaining for years
The way you are trying to defend the devs and trying to swiftly change our questions is abrupt
They just don't do anything
why is the only ranked map I get is sandstone
im not defending, im pointing out a fact
And if they do they're very slow to fix anything
^
cause no one plays any other map
Click on the other maps instead of sand
Imagine being unable to differentiate between servers and engines is abrupt
how?
so whats your point here
I don't have time to explain my point to everyone and anytime
I have already explained it
Nah you gotta
Click competitive and choose maps
Nope
Then he's automatically right then
Only Those who are logical and have a rational brain can
@next narwhal wait time will be longer though

Let it be
Cuz you're not willing to prove your point
If you think servers are good then let it be for yourself
you just have grudge on me, you aint tryna talk
I do i you do you
Lol i think we are enemies in real life like i am your karen neighbours
That's what you are saying?😂
i never said that?
i said the opposite

My god
Man, you really putting words to mouths
I just can't get a hold of your thinking
I’d rather play anything other than sand stone
Isn't this what you said
thats what i should be saying
Did u figure it out
I literally went back and read what zani said
whats that gotta do with what i mentioned?
Yeah i like dune and rust
Cool now 2 are against me
yeha
No one is against you
We're pointing out the bs you're spouting
No one said the servers was good
Have i said that the servers are so good
Guys seriously calm down before I get mad
It's fine, I know the server is bad and always has been
I'm just saying they never solve the issue for years and I too is tired of its bs'
Man now you're just derailing yourself 
It's zani who is saying maybe it's your problem
Man come back when you arent lost in ur delusions
I am not in delusion
But you are creating an illusion
And what is my nonsense?
Pointing out problems
Or just casually having a debate against someone
Guess you can't understand my point
So you started calling my knowledge a nonsense
Hahaha toxic things
I just wasted my time while chatting with a toxic dude

someone scapegoated the server instead of their aim
No
If its cheats, then yeah
want to play
I don't use cheats
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Nah
Then why you ask?
He asked whether using an emulator to play so2 is bannable or not
Well it is
But depends on how obviously you use it
Just in case
Aimbot and auto-shooting will get the system to flag you
And you might get banned faster
Now that is not related to emulators but yeah

Use an alt acc
But my friend told me to use ESP
But I don't even use the emulator
Huh wdym
What type?
Hi guys, who can give some gold?
Never give up
It took me 2 years to get my first arcane from a box
?
5yrs for me to get my first arcane
What box did you open to get arcane
Empire
From box obv
I got m4a1 bubblegum one
Its the only one worth to buy
Both arcanes cost over 150-200g ithink
Wachu ahh doin @scenic tapir
What inventory are you going for
If its just all in whatever's expensive then its just a waste of gold
depends what knife u looking for
thats what i wanted to offer u rn
there s also purple camo karambit
or raider gloves with arcane surge sting
get the most expensive ones
acid gloved w tanto malachite
simple
When season 9 will come?
when season 8 ends
Wdym
bro s from the future
season 9 comes when season 8 will end
Ye i mean 📅
🤣
Bruh
I met that cheat user, his bullets could penetrate walls and even from the base
yep, he doesnt get banned till this day (yesterday i was checking his match history and still playing)
Does anyone know any working promo codes I'm bored
wsg random standoff 2 players
the real question is why wont the promo codes pop up anymore
how I enter prizepool??
Release Season9
#excited
Around 15-30 march as far as we know
they dont wanna give out more skins
watch our stream for 1.5hrs for a temporary skin!
dont worry, were just making lots of money off of you for some time limited item with no value!
now we need another week to release 3 items into the market!
Dm
and youre gonna have to pay for it too!
now we’re gonna release a new bp instead of fixing the anti cheat!
oh and were going to leave the cheaters run rampant while you pay us more money!
dealing with reports? nah we’re just gonna make some more yt vids and shorts so we earn more revenue!
the codes? oh theyre only for temporary items thatll dissapear, and maybe well make you a gamble addict aswell!
fixing the game ❌
making new bundles and gold sale ✅
When will there be an update?
Money for sanction ✅
good game so people can enjoy ❌
depends on what gloves
snow camo is too shiny
so no
u should try purple camo
also snow camo is not rlly white it’s light blue
dragon glass >>
@crystal pagoda didn’t u just get the butterfly dragon glass
Wth
Daym
How much u spent?
Hi guys im new here
I dont know how to see my ranks so i picked random
Nah
Oh I see
I boosted server
I mean knife
I'm looking for a GFX artist. Please, no more clowns.
You do nooooot own a m9 dg
peaking
sigma
didn’t say I own one
bought what
knives
what skin
like 5 diff knives
.
nice try
let em cook
imagine auto modded
dominated
couldn’t be me
‘join a tournament!’
yk what
ive got enough of this guy
@bronze grove bring the banhammer
why u panic?
why bro delete msgs
chill bro
were on discord
@loud walrus wya
u muted?
lol
doesnt sound like it
on a mobile game server
Skill tissue
scammin
Scammin?
ok
More like
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I'm looking for a GFX artist. Please, no more clowns.
no more gambling for m9

Now I must buy all the origin cases from the market

yes but not in so2
cuz its basically pump n dump
Guys
Sounds like a good time
When is new update
if u were to say, buy this with an audience itwould be illegal
big money

ohh
small money? 

so you wanna manipulate the market?
do you have people who wanna do it?
no
if i have people wanna do
i will not asking it here
i mean you could buy 10000 of a certain skin boosting its price
but thats boosting
which isnt illegal
Technically
but make a small profit
lets say i bought 10k akr scale for 1k and sell it for 0.15 per
2k+ looks good but 10k to buy and sell js too much
10k ak scale for 1k?
ye
This dude has 10 million gold
lol
so i can boosting with 10 of my friends
if u buy 1k of those the price prolly would only rise by 1c
.
and you gotta count in tayes
boosting yes
there was already boost before
akr scale 10-15 normally
Ters?
but no reprocussions
no idea
oh

so its legal
some random 35yo
ig?
🙏
nauuurrr
so u selled it
nope
its linked to my main email
im keeping it
incase the game gets good again
ok
ok
ok
ok
you wanna play?
.
I'm looking for a GFX artist. Please, no more clowns.

Ur really struggling to find one I see lol
You’ve been searching for one for a while now
I mean, I've found a couple. Some clowns, some did a good job but not enough. Wanna see?
Sure send it
can i see to?
LoL I can do better than this
So when I said I'm looking for a gfx artist, why didn't you say anything?
Lol
I won't do it for free bro
Did I say I'm not paying?
Dm me then
Aight.
Not bad
Hello gentlemen
Jimmy man
Wsup gentleman
is anyone have good recommend for akr carbon build
welcome gentlemen
My bad gentlewoman
not anymore
Thank you dexter
sup
hi chat
hi scottie
How are u
I beg your finest perdón @errant basalt
Sorry?
Excuse me?
Jimmy…
?
Im alright
Where is that NA tryhard who snipes people at easy angles with awm and makes tiktok roblox ahh transition montages
Forgot bros name
Bros him, they call him simple
Nah
There's this dude here
Ragebaits often
Makes those corny ahh emo montages
Ion even remember his name dawg, otherwise i'd show u
Genuinly the sheer garbage i saw in just one montage
Was insane
@hollow quail why do always do "gaali khane ke kaam"

What who are you
bro really forgot the one who carried him
Who
Are you that guy who used nsfw anime skin and lost match from my team
What else was it then
That is NOT a cat
I wasn't even in your team on sakura map lil beo
Im NOT talking about that game

And im NOT lil beo either
Are you an old bro then ?
Yes.
Ppl be callin me dada
@crystal cave Right tatya
Maybe 80 years old who needs constant asthma inhaler
who wanna play comp

you
Me what
comp
Bro 20% of yall are a real job ngl
No.
No i think you are not worth the time
Uhhh
Ok

Didnt u have english exam tmrw
It isn't now
Good
Very good
Fix your mentality
Its already far gone
So what
So that it cant be fixed
Good for you
ongod
I literally carried bro, what is you on about 😭

Bro your ping carries you
Atleast not 100 -200
Well duh
Ran out of words ma dude ?
Wrong
Right.
You also run out of logic
anyone have a code
You run out of dee-
What is dee
Deez nutz
Cool you have peanuts
Nah nah
You have none
Anyone playing right now because I need team for allies silver 2
Poor guy
Uh actually why tf are we talking about balls
Because you are ball fetish
When did i talk about balls ?
Idk check yoself
I talked about peanuts
Okay derive the mirror formula now
Did i stutter?
Derive the mirror formula
1/f = 1/v + 1/u
Didnt u just say u dont have english exam now
Who knows maybe i am
But i wanna learn
My god

You are stupid
No im terzo
Mirror formula in english is literally what it is
Wtf happend here
No idea man, i just got here










