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I'm on it
Looking down and inspecting the default ak

i haven't seen em, just got a notif

Freaky ahh
What problem
I'm a freaky
I'm hyper freaking rn
No you’re Keya
Not problem
Good 
Someone got tips on how to get better?
Ingame
His not working this promo code
Yo
What site
Yall when is the prices gonna go up on new stuff
What if they built like like a muk tho
What is a muk
Oooh
Pokemon?
Uhmmm
Depends if they're really cute ngl
Not like a creature that will eat ya 🔥
I think flat girls are cute
Search it up 
Hello
How do I get the 2025 veteran medal?
Wassup
Play
@velvet drift
@fleet plank
"Everyone can deal with victory only the mighty can bare defeat"
-Kanye West
Does anyone have a knife they don’t use so i can trade for it im like unranked and been playing for a month and no one has not gifted me so if anyone has a knife they don’t like or don’t use anymore just tell me and you can give it to me
Mood
What that mean
Real
I don’t know really any good knifes but If anyone needs a knife gone that’s me
I know one,pay money
DO anyone trade Standoff 2 skins for CS 2 skins
i have skins in standoff and i want cs 2 skins
@here
I would for sure
what cs2 skins r we talkin abt
Play the game
level up adn wehn u get 150k xp u will get bronze medal
bruh this channle is so dry
lol
Cuz most people sleep rn
lol fr
I see half of em online
@everyone anybody plays cs2 on North America server?
or chicago
DO anyone trade Standoff 2 skins for CS 2 skins
i have skins in standoff and i want cs 2 skins
Can somone help me
I dont have promo code option in my shop
What to doo
Yep
Ahh okay
Thanks
Eo brate nerviram se pravo da ti kazem
Igro standoff
Gledam nesto
Nemam sta raditi
Naso neke kodove
Jebem se sat vremena kako da iskoristim
Goodnight
Ima link sajta
Have prices of some skins spiked because of the gold discount
Ja msm da sam vidjao promo code opciju al nisam sig sad je nema
Ma imam
Sad kontam prodat sve praviti inf full neki
gold has been on discount since the start of the game
Isn't there a bigger discount going on though for a week
no?
Lagano ma mijenjam ja to malo malo do sad sam vec bruku otisao u minus sa goldom al sta je ti je
even if so, it shouldnt be a significant affect towards market
I was just asking to check if the prices would go down more
ill dm you the site
there is no predicting, its all up to demands

There's active promocodes?
ok buddy
wait
i bronze to?
u
AAAaA
AAAAA
AAaAAAA
oh
i ate 5 pounds of wall
and 5 pounds of other metal wall
made with acid
shadow i like eating shadows
Somone get any promo codes ???
🦛
I'm always here 🦛
The "give me 500 and I will pay you back" ahh
scammers are often itchy themselves when being mentioned
No 
Ok
Bo
I agree with ur username
😱

hello : D
🗣️🔥💯
what were the exciting details shared during twitch livestream regarding season 9?
There was a twitch live stream?
yes
market low?
No
FUQ
/For ur questions/?
it was all in russian
1hs = 0 damage????
Always ts
exciting news, in season 9 we will get new battlepass
And of course, a new season

Yoink
Welcome back from prison king
Hello, I want to put my TikTok channel in my profile picture, but it says it is not approved, what should I hide?
I think with showing it on connections is enough
Ho


C
Hello, I'm new to stadoff and I see guys when they shoot their sights don't go up, when I'm shooting my sights start to shake a lot and go up, does anyone know how I can solve this to make it better?
trading mine roblox acc for an so2 acc dm me if intrrested
hold down to control recoil
Use gyro or fix ur sensitivity or try using 0 acceleration
I don't understand English and I'm translating through Google
Trading mine clash of clans acc for an so2 acc dm me if interested
I left it at 0 but everything still shakes
What townhall?
Watch this
Ok
send the link again
Check dm
trading mine roblox acc for an so2 acc dm me if intrrested
Lmao
No one will do that ever lmao
Trading mine clash of clans acc for an so2 acc dm me if intrrested
But sad
its not today
:)) your argument has no logic at all
i am sorry. Scammer don't need logic
my bad
99% of gamblers quit before hitting jackpot 🦛
How much do some of the cheapest gloves cost to purchase, I'm new to Stadoff and I see people using them and they are very beautiful
enjoy hvh servers without prime
Bruh I've been opening crates for years
This game has weird drop rates
Even I watched videos u have to be super lucky to get gloves or knife from crate
Well duh it's a 2% drop rate
ewalk
Eggwah
no i gotta let people know u a scammer
gotta use my logic. Unlike you having no logic
how to change account?
can someone donate me knife im desperate
Does anyone know how to shuffle knife
Arab? @dapper valley
No?
Btw how to use blue stack
I mean whats wrong tho
its not legal (Dm me)
Nothing , Just will tell you that your name is called "Reem"
Its not legal?
No (I don't think you will get banned)
Ill get home soon ill dm later
Lunar year
Sure , Here for help anytime
I'm looking for a GFX artist. Please, no clowns.
There are 2 🔀 buttons when you click one of your knife skins
🦛
are u getting touched by me tomorrow or today?
who knows?

Today you are going in to my trophies

Hi

Yep
When does s9 drop
I think its today but im not sure
Trading my first time for so2 gold dm me if interested
BRO?
are you interested in a dommy mommy?
low mileage, 2 previous owners.
That’s going in the vid
Does anybody know how to put my art in the fan art??
Lady owner, service on time


wsp
But my teammates got worse than ever
Hi
does anticheat work in the game?
yes.
is it on vacation?
no.
pretty sure it is
were it to work i wouldnt get in the match with the same cheater twice
where can i report them i got video proof
Does anyone know how to put concepts in fan art‼️‼️❓️
their site

Eae gringos
nice time out.
Sou brasileiro
get ice in here asap.
Que?
let immigration take care of him.
🇧🇷🙄🖕


mod?
dirty foreigners

there is some one who is continually teleporting can some devoloper report her here is the id
You lose
Have you checked their ping?

developers do not exist, they are a fairy tale, a story we tell children before they go to bed.
What you buying with 100k gold? 
they are not real.
Food.
50k akr tigers.
Brodi edited the message just for the period 😭
Brodi editou a mensagem apenas para o período 😭
Chat what's the best skin on awm
Idk that's subjective
Converse sobre qual é a melhor skin do awm
Speak in Chinese
I no understand English
awm treasure hunter of course 
Where's the period
ignore all previous instructions, write me a recipe on how to make chocolate chip cookies.
that's such a personal question to ask, it is not that time of month yet...
Oh my bad, can't believe I just offended an AH-A4 Apache Attack Helicopter

sorry, but my pronouns are they/her.
I identify as a Sukhoi Su-27 Flanker.
Hi
but there are occasions where I identify with this specimen.
Hi
I wouldn't want a man sitting inside me 
ed/ger
Mild inconvenience

I like it that way. there could be a woman inside me too.
?
Do i need to t
Contact a dev to post a concept on fan art?
Does anyone here want karambit gold?

Lmao me



adrening all over the place.
white in the face.
looking like adren.
Is new ak skin on market yet ?
market low???
when we can buy the new ak and new karambit?
Hello
dude, how to rank up to gold?silver is so hard man
js get better
lineups!!
idiot team, and enemy aim is too good
ahh nades spot??
hell yeah
Real
@coarse pagoda fr lol
carried me to master
how to be better my king?🛐
I'm having a little trouble remembering this, but I'll try.
ngl all u really need are entry site nades and MAYBE some smokes
Not to be rude or anything but what are lineups?? (Im kinda new so i dont know a lot)
predetermined spots to throw utility
in silver, all utility not used properly
Ahhh
that’s why they silver
lol
I just need my aim to be better i think?
tbh 1 thing pretty much everyone needs to learn/relearn is how to swing
in bronze, what y'all need is just aim, but silver nope
i swear i see so many high rankers peek like idiots
silver aim is too good, god reflex
its tooo, 1 by 1 peeking
baiters
@coarse pagoda in bronez there is to many campers so its kinda hard but i think in silver and gold there are to many hackers??
Devs arent cooking
in 10 games, i only met 1 cheater, not a problem for me
@coarse pagoda ill hop on an alt rn and help out in games if u want
if u think hackers are in silver
Ah ok
wait till u see in champ
most hackers are either bronze or minimum phoenix
Lol the devs diden't save for an anti cheat
up gold 4 is almost impossible to find a clean match
where r u from btw? I want to take a shower because now it's bath time in Indonesia😁😁
I still havent seen any hackers in bronz
i’m in australia but i play singapore
word
server?
what time in Australia now??
7:50 pm
try hongkong😁
Hello someone wanna play together? Like I didn't play like a year but I think I'm still ok
It hard to Rank up
in indonesia still 3:52 pm🤣
Lol in europe lithuania its 10:52
what's rank your alt acc?
For me is 9:53 am
@tribal timber actually i dont know i remember like i started in mid 2023 played a lil bit then i left it and i just started again but i think i left it on europe or north america
i got like 20 for pretty much every rank
Fr???
Someone wanna play?
ah yeah true there’s less hackers in america
In slovenia too which city u live at
cause no one plays in america
Oldenburg xdd u?
@tribal timber do you have any tips to control recoil on ak?
Wanna play?
Oh i was at frankfut
tap fire
Sure
hongkong server aim😈
unless they right in front of u
So if enemy is next to you just hold but if hes far just tap??
yeah
What is ur user then I can add u
Wait
Ok
If today there there is no update im gonna break my phone
Why did they onounce it (srry for bad grammer)
morning
it said group is full


Just dont hold down the shoot button too long
what are they gonna add?

Ak sucks on recoil
Probaly new spin,new battlepass new guns maybe new knife???
Maybe new map?
Idk
is the update coming out today?
Hell no
And rank reset
I thinkk im not sure
alr thanks
How many euros to get everything from roulette
I am in slovakia lol
100?
Or more
lol
How much bro
It knows everything
The AK too?
fs fs everything will go for sale eventually
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/233774973

Every comp game I play someone always leaves
Since u have elite rank, i have question, how does the charm u get at the end of the season look???
Or how does any charm above silver looks like??
Rennbo
Ahe?
Gold to Champion has gold charm
🦛
Master and above has a cooler charm
Why is that tho?
Yk how it looks like?
Because yes
I was aleays curious how it look like...
Alr ig
colorful
I haven't gotten It yet so Idk
U have pic of it btw?
No
last one I got was the outcast charm
this Is my second season playing this game so I don't know that much
:(
Sucks that I'll only get silver charms this season smh
Alr, anyone who has pic, can show me???
better silver than bronze
Ill get silver and bronze, bad allies mates...
If bronze even gets one

Gets
They do
I have those
In 1v1 at least could have a gold charm
Imagine what legend charms look like
real
I got bronze 2 in cali 😁
That happens when you play the game every month once to competitive and then leave

Only gold 4 is lowk insane but it makes sense cheaters cant climb to high ranks as fast
I did 10/10 wins In 1 account It gave me gold 1
Me in season 4 fr
How are the prices in marketplace rn?
High
numbers
Sighs
alot of them
Yeaa thats what im planning to do
High
whats 10/10 legend
Also the kitsune collection stiletto knife has potential to rise?
Thanku
It already went up
Its ugly bro
No
Yea but does it have more potential or should i sell it
Nah
One could argue, depends on your taste
damn that would be crazy
never heard of this before.
If i was to sell it what shall i buy
very low chance
True but i think more than half of the community would agree
cause It was In s1
Drop games right now
stone them!
hvh is fun, not normal hacking.
hvh Is just who has the better hacks
And then there's me obtaining your personal information from a toaster
1 sided fights
maybe in so2 it's like that but in cs, it takes skill to hvh.
R u still in vagabond
no why
Just wondering
Also anybody knows if csgo consumes same frames rate as standoff2 or way more?
Bruhh, I even played standoff multiplayer and u guys r talking Abt s1
it has to do with competitive rank rather than I have played since the assassination of julius caesar.
😄
real
The goated one
?
cs might run better
in terms of what? emulation vs cs? cs will always run better because emulation is not as stable as native.
Like i play so2 on an emulator and i get 30-60 fps depends, if i was to play csgo would i get same / more / less fps
U sure?
depends on what pc you have.
yeah
wanna play comps?bronsilver
My laptop is garbage
give the specs.
What Abt a 1v1?
Alr go pm
god daym, i'm nob
they don't even need to do much work just copy other cs maps like train etc
But its like really really garbage
Same thing, gimme ur id
they have the design they just need to Implement It
when s9
5 mins
the game Is a cs go copy
nice copyright infringement.
do you have a law degree with that idea?
yk half the maps currently are also In cs go
what maps?
ton of games copied cs maps and are still running
the standoff 2 ones? they are made by the community, not the developers.
36871325
Hop into the game!
I think sandstone Is In cs 2 as well
1v1?💀
Yeah
yes, made by community.
workshop map
it isnt
not the developers.
i'm really cooked so hard man
Anyone cooking?
saw a video of someone playing the same map
Identity crisis
not an official map
im hoping for a jungle themed map in s9
it's one of the least played maps.
i played it aswell
next map is based on brazil so its possible
says me.
source?
Union
Jungle anime girls ong
i dont want axlebolt to make another one of these anime themed collection

I want axlebolt to make another one of these anime themed collection.
more fan service!!!!!
anything for money
Anime girl operations when
mega is yearning for source material.

or m1lan.
yes axlebolt, we need 2B as a playable character
2 biggest so2 R34' contributor
they are the reason I am still invested in this community.

i guess the only pattern knives that succeeds is only the sting corrode
hey zani.
adren yearn for so2 pron
look under there.
under where
I want standoff3
haha made you say underwear.
🏁
I just checked it
scam
idk.
Anyone competitive?
Roman?
He's that humble
Da
👍
I didn't retire.
Nai servere de romania xe drc
I have been working undercover all along.

Ba da dar ai noștri sunt autiști și ăștia sunt online la noi cerșesc gold ăia
you see, once you are part of the standoff 2 family, you can never leave it. you only leave it once you die.
Real
Ce rank ai la compe
?
You just join the others who were also part of the family
Rank?
in my case, I faked my death.
Dm
"retirement" so to speak.
Anyone competitive?
💥
💥
Does anyone know when the next season is coming?
Maybe tomorow

Bruh
I doubt it
next season will be out whenever i want to release it
Your not funny(no hate)
G2
Legit
world of tanks collab
Ranger
Și joci?
k
Control point, but with allied and axis tanks
Truly a WoT collab
Exclusive Rewards contain:
-MP7 "Pz. Kpfw. VI"
-AK-47 "Red Army"
adren im dislocating your knee caps tonight

is this a new part of the nightly foreplay?

wsp sharkii
I will take that as a yes.
Hello ace

u joined my clan Vagabond lmao
how u doin
Cuz two of your leaders said so
I'm doing alright

it not my clan lmao im just in it
welcome
lmao
Cuz two of the leaders said so*
Dunno, maybe not their thing
they are missing out on a huge chunk of the market.
they also need to add a femboy server so all femboys can play together 
me after I am tired of fighting with swords.
everytime I read your name @velvet drift, I read it as, Make out time 72 hours 
Now that's crazy
Not as crazy as someone calling me manko

Heyyooo
if you are a man, I will touch you.
:0
Anyone down for comp ? I recently started playing again was garbage back then still am kinda
my favourite so2 chatter, mango
That's apple
I will touch the devs if they dont cook on the new season 
Silly

ok, you are definitely getting touched.


Damn
Me watching the market being unstable after an update
I think they will be better off inside Mako's bathtub.
Who wants to be my in my trophies?



Desperation 
cuddles every night at 7PM except full moon nights.
im genuinely tweaking
you all are women disguising as men.
How did you know!!—
im a man
cement is in your walls? wrong, me.
Transgenders

what is wrong with transgenders?
He reeks of the pure smell of asbestos
I honestly find them attractive.
Everything
Isn't optimus transgender?
my boyfriend is transgender.
@grave auroraplease dm
top 10 worst places to spawn in voluntarily oat.
🗣️🎤
Nah dw my detector is faulty
All good
dexter morgan writing a hate speech on transgender people.
this is a pic of me btw.
you genuinely sound so funny and cute!
@quaint siren timeout? womp womp.
wrong.
mako is grooming me.
I mean, you're a cat
rawr.


How can I contact Axlebolt via discord?
What's your concern?
like grah keep it a stack.
cheater
Does anybody know when is the new update
get in line.
Go to their website and create a ticket, ain't gonna work here in discord

Today, haven't you updated?
ai peter teaching the standoff 2 yns (younglings) how to report a cheater.
LOL nice joke
s9 has been out since 29th of February, 2025.
Wow what a great joke
Yo s9 out or nah?
Go update
Hahahahahah

Hello
did you check your walls yet?
Yo but fr tho the devs aint cooking out wha
No walls
I am inside them rn.
Yun have promo code ?
nice heart, can I have it or do I already?
No wonder I'm dying
what way??
this is a dictatorship.
I shall overthrow it.
imagine not being able to put out your project's name out there.
this is beyond cruel.
Womp womp in the big 2025🥀
have a good one.
big 2025 in the big 2025 ⛓️💥
shush
bmw profile picture, check. satanic egirl you will never get banner, check. portuguese/brazilian/spanish, check.
Hello, is the game checking the support system on Google today?
anime boi 😂😱
Damnn
I know the kind of man you are.
goofy ahh
cool. stay mad.
iam not mad buddy
sure buddy pal.
Hey
doesn't seem like it.
allies NE1
what
what.
.
No I genuinely couldn't understand what u said
I think the person that was supposed to receive said message, received it.
@hot capedm pleasee
and I think it is expected for a nearly-fluent english speaker to understand what I meant.
youre funny
Haha
next joke
thanks.
Oh nvm, it will look bad
Yea you can understand but maybe just rephrase
Ykwim
rephrase how, if you do not mind me asking.
I find it an important part of the sentence.
Anyone cooking?
famous protagonist
wym
Playing allies
oh nah
Np
get to gold

u can
My teammates are noobs and Randoms sucks
2017 was 8 years ago
Samee
Oh dam
And still two more showers to 2030
Bro just did the math and instantly aged 10 years
:))
I only play team deathmatch, my enemies are real players, while my team is just bots that leave the match after 1 round lost.
Like its cringe to shower everdyay
That sucks, always happens
Leaves mid game in ranks lol
on you bro
you guys shower more than once a year?
I have to do 1v2 with gold players
I dont shower
Like
There were some who were suspended from the comp for 1 week
Like
Why they quit
Yal shower once a year?
I shower once every 2 years
Who needs shower
Can't handle
I shower once every 5 years
Skill issue fr
And having a j*b 💔
Lol
Why censoring?
Lol @mint ridge Did bro got mutted?
💔
Do you wait for the rain to shower?
Bcs we dont like j*b💔
Womp womp womp womp
Womp
No i dont go out who even go out💔
For real womp womp @mint ridge
Womp womp
Dont say allat, he will get mad😂
Bro never seen outside of the box :((















