#💬│english-chat
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That's a lot
not really
80 is about 5 more realistic games
thats like 2-5 matches to win
Next update when
Yeah a few more unlucky games and you're cooked
oh for me, i get my shi like 20-40 mmr if i 10-5
which usually happens
so it’s like yeah it depends
how this dude getting that many points on elite
it depends on ranking of opponents
as an elite, they’ll still place you with rangers etc
Sometimes literal phoenix
thats what im thinking
gold 4 if you’re low enough as an elite gng
I've seen gold
The matchmaking is diabolical
Yeah
during my elite matches all i got were +1 +3
j was a phoenix on my alt queued up w like
silver 4
they balanced mmr but also ruined it
My last w was 10 - 4 and only got 17 or sumething
If only it was a skill based matchmaking
And not mmr

real skill based matchmaking
ikr
i’d be a guaranteed master-elite warrior
☠️
i swear i got like +80 on silver
i wouldnt stop i’d stay the same
if you 10-0 yea
and get mvp
that’s possible in phoenix lobbies too
which surprises me
Confident but not confident enough for legend
💔
highest on phoenix for me was like +40
oh no hackers and pc players curve stomp me out gang
i cant beat pc players or hackers
@peak dirge server?
If you're on ipad, pc players are manageable
im from NA
im om iphone 7
that sucks
Na still alive?
4+ years old
i think he play eu
Get a job 💔
What in the
i got another phone lmao
imma get the 13, i just keep the 7 for so2 omly
im still rocking my 7 year old phone
nah
How does it still run it
my prefire and accuracy carries me in comp
it still works 🤷
typ
why would i need another one when my phone can function normally
I change my device after a year or 2 usually
you need an accountant bro
@clear flame what server do you rep?
Android be getting laggy after a while, and I don't like using iphones
singapore
That makes a lot more sense
i don't play comp anymore
dont it’s weird
You get matches in Singapore??
full of Chinese gaming chair users
yes
i usually do defuse or 1v1’s with my friends
but HongKong more active
yea, chinese players that switch to singapore
I can never push in Singapore, they be leaving a lot during warm ups
It's frustrating
there has been a lot of chinese players lately
True
someone's suspicious when that happens
tryna dodge a hacker n stuff
its better than random russians i guess
i barely queue singapore
i always get cheaters
That I know but imagine 4 games in a row
💔
I spent like 15 mins finding a match
right? theyre so bad at hiding it too
When u call em out, they try to play bad for a couple of rounds😭🙏
On lucky days it's better
i used to queue for at least an hour minimum when this game was dead as hell
They stop mid round, toggle again when they're losing
Get a life 💔
i remember queueing up with the same party 3 times
we won twice lol
it was that dead
I'm just waiting for val
we would memorize who were cheating and stuff so we could dodge
Lmao
Dedication
i swear it was so hard just to find a normal match
they'd talk shi too cause they know we are dodging lol
The mental torture to only get +3
The thought of it makes me want to set a building on fire
New update date?
Weak mindset: win and complain about earning little elo
Strong mindset: lose 0-13 and deal with the -50 elo

Imma strangle u
@verbal imp r u the lunacy guy?
Yeah
4k hrs
4k HRS

Pain
Didn't see bros rank

Mane
12% headshot and 5% accuracy
U lying on my name
And his most killed gun is the spas12
Me when I purposefully spread misinformation on the internet
:pvztroll:
Idk I didn’t check at all I just lied straight out my bum
Anyone got a clan for me? 😭🙏
1v1 rn lil bro
I WANT A CLAN
Actually nor rn
stop ignoring me 😡
U spectate
I’m doing my daily legends grind
You’re noob based on your profile picture anime uwu type shi
i just did a comp
I wanna get top 1k in the world finish
Roght
Last day of the season
im the only one going positive
At 6% anyway
interesting..
Low % Nox like usual
I cant help it man
True that’s how I know order has been restored
The day Nox has a device over 30% is the day something has gone wrong in the universe
Why have your phone when you can edge
Trueee

Okay listen to me now anime childs stop ignoring me and find me a clan
Yes?

Oh wow like I didn’t know their requirements are higher than me when I 💨 some 🍀

Ah nvm
Wanted u to spec our 1v1 cuz uh
1v1 yeah
Pass the spliff
yall plsying rn??
No
No you stay awake mister
yall play on the same server?
I mostly play on NA west
oh nvm
Closing my eyes
ur na west too?
Actually nvm you can go to sleep bruh I don’t wanna play
I play on na east
Why do you have 260 ping on west
You should have like 90 at most
My bro got played
I have no clue
Bad wifi🔥
nah
At this point ion care
sometimes the server are buggy
Then it's just a skill issue
Who wanna 1v1 for fun
server?
Anything
Auto
what do you play on w good ping
Poland and Netherlands I think
.
Oh mb
I'm at work rn is it okay if I decline?😭
Man where is psp1g
Used to be a pretty big cs2 streamer
I know bro
Idk if I can say here without getting muted
He unboxed the new scissors knife
I think he would be coming back
like in recent tweet he said
he would be improving n all
I feel like if he came back there might actually be some pretty big like drama
idk
Depends on deme
yesterday's dima minecraft challenge was fun
dorozea won tho
Deme doesn’t seem like the type to make a big reaction over it
yeah
like ofc it was psp's fault
but he was a entertaining streamer
Best streamer for me tbh
Lowkey his vids were a banger
I never got into his streams but when he was part of other streams he brought the mood up
Genuinely feel sorry for him to, hopefully he does come back and in a much better state
yo
Just bought my first knife
A random guy told me to give my account to ag organization and I got 500 Gold
Nah, nameless items can't be Crafted
they were a vibe
Hi
Who wanna help me rank in allies
Sup y'all
Images of profiles as well as the images to find the social medias and stuff aren't loading in my game
Yeah march is update gonna Fable box case removed
howd the 2v2 go
you asked me to sub but they came
Yo wsg
I won
But their gameplay was insane
youre lying bro
And they lost
Yeah
Should I sell my m9 bayonete amber koi or nah
Dont
how much is it going for
Very close to 4k
I want to buy dual dagger for 500 g is that fine?
is there a reason why you want to sell
yea
I think u should buy a kukri
daggers dont go for much
or that
To get rich
My rank can you see it?
Then what do you guys prefer?
Yeah
Kukri or that dual?
buy the cheapest knife that you can get
Kukri
Excluding scorpion
what is my rank?
yeah those are bad
Ranger
☠️
ur goated
1v1,2v2,5v5?
1v1
I'm champion in allies,wtf
Is Scorpion that even good it's so small tho
Don't buy a scorpion
Yo who wanna find me a promo code on standoff
Buy kukri instead
Ur pfp is goated 💀🙏
Ok I'll think about it
Lmao
My dream knife
Bro instead of kukri go for m9 or karambit
Their up there but. I just like kukuri better
W status
I'm speaking the truth tbh
Fr
Guys
Who also got a link popup that went away or just me
Can ya
@molten fable yeh
Tell me somethin
About
Are there hackers ig
Yeah
Cuz whrn i played it last time there were 2 hackers in one match
Like it was 7 months ago
Should i download it again?
Yeah
You don't usually encounter with hackers
Hm
Yeh
Alr bye
check in game announcements
When do you think guys will they reales a new battle pass?
im not sure if it’s here
next month
March?
Yeh amd when season 9 coming
same time as the new pass comes out
Okey
no lol
Dang bro 80% of People is Russian that plays standoff
nah
it’s mad diversed
you can say like
68%m
Depends on the server
Anyone playing allies?
If anyone have free cs skins to give dm me
Can someone play allies w me im bronze 4 tho almost silver 1
Sure
okay wait imma add u
They should lowkey give 0.01 gold after a ranked match🥶
210223420
thanks
😭
LMAO
Doesn't show up
#📸│photos message opinions?
Fr?
BRO
@mental hollow pretty neat craft
Can I say word that starts with n and ends with r here
no you got me curious
thanks
The orginal plan was to put the arcane stickers but well they ended up being expensive lol
Not worth it
I did something simmilar with awm sport but before the stickers were on the market
i got 2 arcane A7 stickers from casual openings and didnt think much of it
super budget craft, really nice
if im being honest, there arent many stickers that fit this awm as well as the regular V2 stickers do
that's also true
Holdon the street eight legendary stickers could fit
And they got that cool holo effect on them
OH WAIT
They are like 120g each
And the holo effect would look super good on the shiny sport v2
@mental hollow oh my
Yeah
Naw
Why doesnt the commander pass work
I send a invation link to my alt but stillbit doesnt work
@mental hollow 2 arcane ones?
Yeah
sparkling glaze 1400 supply: 250
sparkling glaze 1700 supply: 450
wheres the damn logic
i dropped them while casualy opening the sticker packs
Damnn
freyja what
I'd regret immediately
i was so sure they would be like 300g at most

😩
i dropped 5 arcane stickers from these packs
do NOT open esport packs
Actually 7
😦
😰
I opened them before they were on the market
i was bought total of like 70 sticker packs
🤑🤑🤑
And opened 50 of them out of boredom
ur craft is... 8/10
u could've had a v2 aswell if u sold them at peak price just like me😭
Why doesnt the commander pass work
😠
I sent an invation link to my alt acc but nothing happend
did u unfriend me ingame?
It's an alt account
Lol
8,25/10
What should it be
I have my bros acc lvl 67 but still didnt work
Does it have to be in the same device
Sparking glaze is nice
fuq that skin
it was 250 when supply was 1400
now its 500 with 1500 supply
ak carbon is 61 wth
Hello everyone
@lunar chasm mid
💔
akr carbon looks sick with forze stickers
looking for 4 people to play COmpets
Whats the fastest way to level up in the pass other than the challenges? Does any specific game mode give more xp than others or?
scylla even better, sold one for 700g, 2 arcane 2 legendary forze stickers
defuse is easiest to get xp
Win couple rounds, kill as many people as you can, and let the opponents win couple rounds
So you can kill as many people as you can
Okay thank you!! Appreciate it.
What about deathmatch
You get little to no xp for deathmatch kills
if you have more than 40 points on defuse you cen like 4000xp
And in comp?
works the same as defuse but its harder to get kills
And you are risking your rank when you let your opponents win couple rounds so you can get more kills
And you cant change sides
1.5k*
that's still a lot 
Hey can anyone help me how to switch guns in this game?pls
Most points i have ever seen someone get in a defuse match is 83, so you can get like up to 3000xp from one match
new update today?
my personal record is 73 points no clue how much xp i got grom it
Fabric storm or vermilion
vermilion
Everytime i try to switch the other guns drops
too good
Anyone pls?
Pickup button?
nono theres a drop button
just put it as far as u can from the switch weapon button
Ok
@lilac orchid brother check dm pls
Boring around here
Aua
Is there anyone so good that can help me reach gold in allies?
🦛
ANYONE?
no
Rip
play randoms
That's why I can't reach gold
It's ok we can play if you wan
later i just woke up
Aa kk
ill add u fast
Il js warm up then
Man
We were winning 9-1
At last round the cheater turned on his hacks
Now the match would get cancelled, and we won't get the mmr we should have gotten
It's was +4 with us loosing 10-9
Should have been 10-1 and +45mmr or something
Rip time
Anyone who's selling granade increase your prices
Asap!!
Bro wants profit
Where can i report cheater?
Ingame
🙂↕️
only in game?
guys I'm the only that bullets do not damage
Iguess
guys what’s better m9 blue blood or universe?
not u with the same question again
its been a week
m9 4000 gold 😱
just buy smth
not mu h
i alr did
much
i gotta choose between selling my blue blood for universe or keeping it

u have gloves that fit with boue blood?
It was released to the market as 2900
i have punk
send pic i wanna see how they look
look at #📸│photos , i’m thinking of selling karambit universe stiletto and blue blood for universe
ye defo do that
u think???
yee
2 pairs of gloves and knives
is enough imo
now tell me with what gloves i should combo vermilion karambit
huh
hunt looks sick imma buy em
they expensive😭
so what 😭
were they that cheap ?
nope
damn
Reached phoenix
Does anybody have a theory on what case will be gone from the market?
i just ordered it and it randomly sold for low
Im the sigma of sigmas now
i’m in 3800 profit from them
Fable or empire
Alr but which tho
the butterfly
Probably fable
I could buy 50 cases and 50 cases
karambit and m9 alr removed
But then its a waste of gold
so butterfly left
Many people say its fable , i dont wanna give u bad advice tho
I was thinking revenge 💀💀
Its a possibility
Fable is not getting replaced
instead of buying boxes
buy a knife from the box
it will go up when the box is removed
Yo
Can someone slide retro wave gloves for 3006?
no
Who have startrack digital burst akr?
Guys does anyone know when new season start?
Bayonet is at 4.5k rn, the price went up faster than i expected. Well well well, who is the one that hit their head now?
😂😂
Today i bought stiltto with steam rider gloves, ITS BETTER THAN ONLY BUTTERFLY ( without gloves )
😂😂😂
guys
revenge
i’m buying universe tmrw
its obv revenge, new knife
Fable wil still in the game untill i die
until the earth collapse with sun
Butterfly is trash now
Ive kitsune box, im not gonna sell it untill it hits 30g or smth
Yesterday it was 15g and now its 17.80
make east rank playable
I have a question whether playing on pc on an emulator is allowed or forbidden?
It's illegal
It'll get you jailed
🙏
Remove all unplayeble servers like india who play so2 in india
😳😳😳
How they will know u are playing on pc
You're one dumb one
Its legal.
It's not.
There are youtubers playing on pc 🤷♂️🤷♂️
They have explicit permission
And what about the normal players?, its legal
Nuh uh
on the videos on YT from the official standoff channel they also say that "if you play on your phone" you can play on something else
There are ipads
Yeah thats it

Get out
Its legal
Y'all have 0 iq
He is dying to say its illegal 😂😂
Might as well say negative
ok mr genius
PC has the advantage that you can play at more than 120 fps
Delete the game pls
gotta sw regions to get a rank game. netherlands cool and all but can i get a game in my own region where i have good ping?
did u bypass n word
Its mobile players problem 🤷♂️
they should add africa server
yea
Imagine missing the obvious sarcasm, so bad that I have to explain it. 💔
U cannot get banned for playing on pc
no sarcasm detected
atp just play cs2
no need to ruin the fun for mobile players
M9 almost 4.4k earlier some idiot told it wont average and fall asap
its bal
I play with friends
Servers should be in the game : russia europe asia and africa ONLY
brother the kitsune is literally rising as hell
Wanna be all knower
Acc?!
They might but they'll increase again
please let standoff invest in an anti-cheat🙏🙏
👍🏻
It was like that before
i care about the decrease now
they invested on skins 🔥🌞🌞🔥
Why so
Anyone cooking allies?
They investing on trash uhd 🔥🤯
And animations 🔥🔥🔥
to buy
Why did you not when it dropped
Gm
👄👄
😭
literally when i try to buy, it says error or just kicks me from the game
damn black friday market
Rip, I mean the initial prices was a facade
Where is it?
ak carbon legit went from 40 to 60
like wth
sparkling glaze 500 now
that thing was 200 only
I accidentally sold my gloves for 400
Ak icewing was for 50g now its 130g 🤦♂️
It decreased to 40 then increased back. The prices dropped cuz people weren't able to sell their stuff initially and started putting it for low
prob tax
To get it sold
Because the buyers were having trouble buying
W sigma
Holyyyyyy felling sad for u bro
It's better than selling legacy for .3 gold
or m9 for 20g
The person who got it is going to have the best day in his life
? 🐸
Yeah
I told people u should buy so much stuff from new bp, no one trusted me
💀🙏
Dw I was the one who bought it for that
Sometimes its not always ur day
🤣
Really?
i did, but but buutt theeeeea makret was bad
Why would I joke about that
slowwww
Im in so much profit from this new bp
Bp?
I didn't buy stuff cuz I don't have the patience to invest anymore 💔
u have 9350548g u don't need a bp for profit
Blood pressure
Anyone got spare golds? :DD
Yee 🤣
invest
What is this
Yes I got .10
How 🥰
0.10 WOWW
big p
Something bloody
I bought new stickers but it will take years to sell them to make profit
😯😯🤑🤤
So rich ikr
How to invest guys? 🤨
Now I'm left with 0.16
Ysedd
Sell your kidney
buy low sell high
Hi
Albert Einstein 💔
nykaula tizlaa
Which skins?
uncommon ones
I lost my skills after uninstalling the game for 2+ months
noobs
Nyakula tizlaa
Hiiii
freyja here
😺
Skill issue
💔😨
Shush kiddo
Ban em axmn
Any uncommuon?
Try me 😈
@clear flame Hello el Patrón
cheap ones
Do u have any advice
order for 0.03
don't wanna try u 😵💫
Hi
Delete the game again and get it back
El patron?
Yes go in training and train for 1 hrs it's enough to get you bCk
I've seen that video
You made it weird 😭🙏
play cs2
WHAT
Boss
she a freyja
Lol
he aint wrong
💀 whats that
misinformation
Uhh?
Just change your name to freaky already 💔
U gettin on my nerves fr😭🙏
(- x - = +)
'-'

Ts pmo rn sm fr 💔

I was jk
Bricked & Stoned 👅
Oh aight aight
Freaky 😼
i heard a new weapon is coming
Yes
thr r8
It's called VC
oh
Always 😼
rifle
Nobody is getting this reference
@sour steeple ignore this if you think the m9 is the worse knife in the game
You have 23 hours to respond

Bro prolly got muted 💔
Peak so2 players iq
💔
Smartest so2 player in question
I am answering this question on behalf of my client (Marian ⭐). The M9 Bayonet is without a doubt the best knife currently available in Standoff 2.
No problemo amigo
🫡🙏
@sudden edge
Finally this damn kunai is rising in price bro
If brains were to be taxed for, you'd get a rebate 💔
Free money 
Ginko wins again
Some sold their shi for the prices last day
Total ginko sweep
Rest in peace
M9 is trash (mic drop)
I pray it rises to 1000🤑🤑🤑
The important part was "if" but alright I understand the ignorance 💔
Grrr
Why did you add a J in your name
Heey
@unkempt mica zee said so
Hye
Freya and zee sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Fr, when we gonna get promocodes?
Nah it's long and girthy. It literally has an in-built slow-mo. Personally I think it matches my characteristics.
😱😱😱
Reported for misinformation
Is it true? @lunar chasm @clear flame 😱
Invite me to the wedding yo
So true ong
Butterfly knife now is kinda mid no?
Sitting in a tree? That's interesting
How tho
ok yall crazy bye
Bye
Crazy? I was crazy once
I ain't typing all dat
bye bye bye (Deadpool fan ahh)
I think the old animation is better
@unkempt mica still wondering what ur pfp is
Is there an1 on pc?
a dragon?
@queen rain bro are you the real Kun? It's a real question rn not joking
Crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
bro changed his mind 😭🙏
Lmao no i'm not KuN the KAG Player
IS THERE AN1 ON PC???
Too good of a moment to let go
Let it goooo
Nvm
u chinese?
Dis Chinese dude😔🙏
Nah
Hi guys im neww
Like buying 100 of them for 0.03 and sell them for 0.04??
😭🙏
Hi new I'm dad
Hello Wolcome to standoff 2
Get out of here
Mid
Not a hint of shame, when he uttered words with no honesty.
Bruh not u again Amanda, want me to carry your ahh once again?
?
Ur not dad ur just a player
I call cap
Damn
The hate is wild
Yesterday i won u easyyy
Where is there profit
I'm dad
Nah
Lol
Then what is the logic to make a profit
She jealous
Does anyone have gold
3v2 on 500 ping, get a grip on your delusions girl 😭🙏
You are too young to understand it 💔
Everything that u sell its -20% so if u sell a gun for 10g u get 8gold.
Don't beg gold
Lie more!
Also i sold my butterfly
How to make a profit?
It's cute when people take defeating me once as an achievement 🤭
Naur! It was easy tbh
Can u guys give me some gold
Girl lost money 😭
Businesswoman in action
She is always losing money ngl




