#💬│english-chat
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NORWEGIAN
I wish I had my pc still
Get a new one
Eastern USA is chilling with russian and and Americans because we chill like that
Training bots are always your homie's
@bronze grove do ur job
@hollow kettle rescreenshare it’s not loading
yo can someone help me rq

is there a way to cancle the pullout animation
Huh
Brotherrrrr
im new chill😭
Yo !
You sussy monster
Bros inventory is actually op
Fr though, no you can't cancel
?
oh ok
Someone can donate me gold plzzzz
Have fun!
Who wanna play 2v2 allies I'm bronze
Can someone donate me skin for pistol
bless me up
You are not easy e
true
@gusty monolith do you play allies?
Yoo
@rain finch wanna join
For comp?
WHO WANTS COMP
@rain finch am gold 2
Again
Redownloading the game did they fix the VC?
We are 3 waiting
I'm not really in the mood to compe
why bro come
when is the new update?
yes
when this will gone
why?
yea what
LOL
@last lichen @brave idol @nocturne sequoia imma head off im lagging and its been a long day so have a good gaming sesh 
i can still chat tho
gn ace
gn guys
ace next time pls warm ur aim up
maybe another time 🙂
hello
me neither
ye ik 😭
it was fun tho
ye
i raged
ill be here to chat
L toxic
why even go there if you do nothing
imma go sleep in like 30 mins
fine
nice
Yall ever sell so hard, you change your pfp and name to wipe your hands clean?
Hmm
Yeah, I definitely didn't just do that
I just went through this
Russians laughing in chat
“Xaxaxaxa”
Not even hahaha
Cmon man 😔
Better than "jajajaja" jaja hurts more tbh
At least it's not "wkwkwk"
Jaja 💔
🦛
Indonesians ruthless 💔
What yall know about the “kkkkk”

🇯🇵 "wwwwwww"

Ik Thai people laugh by typing "555555"
The worst is when you see ur name mentioned but u don’t understand the text
Yk they clowning you 💔
Not for long
Or they can ask me to destroy their side mirrors 
Almost hit a random chicken crossing the road yesterday 🗣️🔥
The chicken almost hit a random biker crossing the road yesterday
Would've scored free meal 

Last week a bunch of monkeys crossing on a highway
🦛
That one made me braked so hard my blinkers starts blinking
As if snatching your skin ain't enough, he went with the mocking combo
Bro where do you live
Monkeys on the highway?
“wk jaja kkkk wwww xaxa haha =)))))))))”
U ever been hit with that one
nah thats wild
unleash the full wombo combo
laughing at u in multiole languages
Imagine 😭😭
wjats next? laughing in diff fonts?😭 🙏

literally how i feel after =)))))))
or “shooting at ghosts”
Guys Whou whant to play 2v2?
8 always shoot at nothing ngl
Not because I am schizo but because my aim is abysmal
noticed😭 😭
its all good
i was like that too when i first started
cya
will do
first i gotta rewatch to see if i played well
Malaysia, countryside state
😓
हाहाहाहा, bet yall ain't been hit with this one either
I’m in America bro our highway is super boring compared to urs
and me
भाऊ, तुला कसं कळलं!
American drivers are terrible
Stop bro ur hurting my feelings 
Bro 1000000%
I hit bro with that "marathi" lol
ace lets 1v1
huh
tmrw
Our highway is full of lane hoggers 🦛
ሃሃሃሃ, im discovering new ways to say "haha" I definitely don't have a job 💀
Bros a rookie arm wrestler?
You saw Devon trying to go 350 lbs?
Can someone humble donate me a knife please and my dream comes pv
Ofc bro
Yeah, he just beat genadi
I’ll give you knife
(I’m poor)
So he’s going for the 350lbs
Sheesh bro
Tbh Levan is still gonna destroy him
He said the knew joke in the house is 400 pound devon, jeez man
what
@errant basalt pv
It’ll take him a long time
Levan is just naturally big like that. Devon can get big but not like levan
Check Kevan’s younger pics bro
He’s just filled with roids to his gills
He used to be built like Devon
I'm still with devon though, I learned everything from watching him
You trying to go pro?
He admitted to using all kinds of enhancers
Yeah bro they all do gear
What game are we talking about?
One day when I have the opportunity to start, for sure. I'm 16, im just training with what I got rn
Armwrestling
oh nice
I see, how much do u weigh?
And height
I like ur bio bro
@errant basalt go private
5'11 210, I was 225 when I was 15
I was kidding bro I’m poor
Sheeeshhhh big boy
Stopped eating as much and got leaner, shi- I don't have abs though lol
Thanks. Ur christian?
Yes 🫡
W
@errant basalt lol good
Nahhh, I don't need all of that, it'll make me look 20 years older plus I'm natural "big boy"
how do u get knives
I see
Buy gold and go to marketplace. The cheapest life is around 550-580 gold
oh dang i gotta spend irl
Bruh i hav 0.73
I got 0.3
Demnnn
😭
Ahh you will get more
No I got mine from working hard not paying money
When I can sell the kistune stuff from the BP, I'll have hopefully. Around 5-6 gold
Oh nice
2 arcane graffiti and a rare graffiti with the rare p90 skin from bp.
Ok
How?
Did u just open boxes
And sell the guns

Brother was "scamming and swiping them cards" as NLE choppa, once said
oh
Which was worth 300-400
Ah okay
how do you sell stuff?
Now i have tanto
Demnnn
Retro arcade
No
Tap your item and it'll say "find in marketplace"
It was
It was good
Ik you are new but broo really
dawg i just got the game
Ik bruhh
Whats even worth buying?
Probably wait until it drops or something lol
No idea
If y'all wanna get rich then get cs2 🤑🤑
how fo people have like NO recoil woth the ak
Recoil control
Go to training and practice with guns of your choice. Learn the recoil pattern, it's easy trust.
Crouching
🐉

ok
Butter 💔
Ur not slick bro
I’m poor man
I just wanted someone to say I’m better
Sorry bro 😔

sup mako
sup huey
the sky haha
gets headshotted
Teenage mutant "mucus" turtle head ahh
coaie nu te mai ruga de oameni sa ti dea gold
I'm so yellow
what you need graffiti for

nah man i dont have any
when does the kitsune collection comes out?
Usually after 1-2 weeks from the battlepass ending date
So probably in a few days
Ive never wanted to sell something so bad until the BP ended.
Jest weekend most likely, weren't you asking this already?
we dont sell 4 samurais
Blud has Asian platinum edition
Lmfao
How y'all doing
Why are you saying this?
BECAUSE I WANT GOLD
Don't we all
It's 3am for me
Gold gold gold
Sleep
Everyone needs gold
He yearns for the gold mines fr
I came back from a party bro
Here 7 am
Bruh
Asian ahh

Lol
Yeah
Katowice! Katowice!
For a second I thought u are Polish
Katowice 2014 iBuyPower holo 🗣️🔥
I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I neeeed
Okay give me 11 gold Im going to give you 10, deal?
może jestem, może nie
Translator Google ahh
At first it's "I" not "AI"
At 2nd why would anyone give you gold
At 3rd for what u are so desperate
Ahem...I know alien language besides the begging like it's LA
Might as well summon a mod to smite you
I mean for what u need 10 gold so badly
For what
And here is the snitch
🤓☝️

Obvious reason being?
Yeah
sup noobstone
He said I use Google translate, I call him a translator. Big deallll

He talk to me, I call him big back shark. Big deallll
the 2 week wait is tiring I wanna sell my skins
When it’ll be released on the marketplace in a few days
That's what I've been saying, but people think im a nutcase, smh.



yo can anyone give me like 10 gold?
i only have 2 and i want to buy a purple stripe ak47
How are people getting them early
?
Call me big papa vulan and I got you
What’s ur id you’ve just won 10 gold from me
Because they played during the ‘event’ and got the rewards
But since the battlepass is finished, you can not obtain those rewards anymore
Hence why you have to wait till the collection drops in marketplace if you wanna buy items from that collection
i just got scammed
Damn
when a new season?
🦛
@silk moth
does anyone wanna play allies?
I just want to buy the m4a1 before it gets too expensive
how to fix bugged marketplace
Reset
How can sell box
The first day it get into the marketplace is the day the price is illogically high 🦛
this isnt a search engine unc😭
🤓

oh hi mako
hi huey
All my homies hate Huey Emmerich 🦅
Hello
does anyone wants to play allies?
that guy copied my name
Yes
ill sue him😾
hop in bro
He drowned himself 🦅
Okey
He fell into the pool but since he's a handicap, he can't swim 🦛
oh
Cuz his son banged his 2nd wife
rips
🦕
no more herpes
Thought my liver is failing 

is that the girl from onk
pspsps?
pspsps?
Are you calling a cat in discord?

huey is broken
pspspsp😾
🦈🦈🦈
pspspspss?
🦈🦈🦈!
ps…?pspspspsps!
…..pspsps?😸 😸
☠️
🙀
😺 🫴 🌊
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
pspspsps!

woof
howl*
awooooooooo

🐧💥
🦉🎤🚫
baaaaaaaarh
💀💀💀

No
baaaaaa then
🐑
Mambo
feel the beast ramming inside of you
Epic Rap Battles of HISTORY!!!
Ayo 
coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
🐺 😾 ✅
awooooooooo!
miau
😸
zani why did i block you
your msgs r blocked
what did u do
?
i should be asking that

@grave aurora DROP THAT MARKET BRO
2 month old account and already blocked zani 💔
my god this game bugs
comp for actual team play
allies more head to head
Just play both and u will know :))
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/97143231
b'up
How does these referrals work?
Dawg I have 8.0G
Hey guys
Anyone playing comp or allies?
I have 0.03 🦅
Allies
Does anyone know when the next update will come and if it will contain a season pass?
I hope the kitsune kunai will be over 1000
it’s hard
possible on first week but don’t have high expectations
It will be 1000 tho no?
What skin
Its not on the market
Yet
Its ok
Ive got a few legendary stickers i hope they will be like 20 gold
@river pumice what u think ab the stickers prices
Im not rich ive just bought the pass
I think wheel legendary will do best

What
Ohh
What ab the arcane
That fox one
What will be the price of sticker pack??
The cat one
charm is good
Kitsune dreams sticker pack?
arcane will def do best
not much
Approx??
prob 50G max.
first week
50 or 10?? Lmao
Oh
Alright
It's nice I'll sell then or should I keep?
sell early then buy afterwards
Yeah the player base of this game has increased so many player got these stickers pack so it will go down imo too
this game
stickers tend to do best in the long run
I'll rather buy a gun skin instead of stickers .
but stickers be good investment option
Yea it's a catch
u have to hold
kinda hard
Absolutely not
Lol
Yea I'll keep them and later I'll sell them
yep
no sell first week
then buy after a month
bc prices tend to drop after first week
Alright let's see where the price goes
Yess sir , any info about when this collection will be on the market ??
for example amkal esports once dropped to 200
1-2 weeks after bp ends
Ohh
Bp ended a week ago I think
So it's 1 week more?
lemme check
2019 halloween stickers are so expensive
Hella expensive
A rare one is 1500+
😦 I wish I could buy that
On ios it ended like 2 days later no?
Only if i was a millionaire on gold
Yeas
nah def not 2 days ago
I didnt say that
it was cheap back then
In iOS it was late bro
I said it ended 2 days later than android
o mb
don’t think so for that
if it’s late then the market thing would be delayed
no
for esports I’m pretty sure they were the same
Can somebody tell me what skins will increase their price with like 50%.Thanks very much
every skin will if u hold
🗿
demand is low
yes
I have two awm Poseidon i hope it will increase with like 30%
what collection is that
Legends
will but u gotta hold
I will,thanks
(new acc , used to play in 2021)
nice

Yo what skin should I buy with 38 gold🤔
playskins
What’s playskins
No no I need a weapon that will increase in price
Will the glock pixel camuflage be like 20g ?
every weapon will if you hold
🦛
who wanna play im like lvl 20 downloaded 3 days ago
Ǐ Ǐ Ǐ Ǐ Ǐ Ǐ Ǐ Ǐ
I wonder what April fools is gonna be like in standoff 2
But do they even have April fools in it?
Maybe not
so manu china hackerrss
Sigma stickers are the closest we get
Hi
Where i can report cheater?
U play on pc?
Nope
when is the new season?
too many hackers mann
Anyone allies?
Hello,
If you want to report a cheater in the game and learn how to do it, please click on the following link to get more information: How Can I Report a Cheater?
Additionally, you can visit our main site to get general information about the game or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.
Let us know if you need anything else.
the comms officer not working
I'll be honest this game is mid
I've hit the enemy multiple times but it didn't die, I even crouched to reduce the bullet spread I shot more than 20 rounds but the game says I shot 4 rounds like wtf??
The game needed some optimization
What the flip were you in my game yesterday?
guess my username
my game username
☹️
just a duplicate CS game
Who can gimme account with knife
I mean I like the game because it's smooth but the optimization is the problem
Yo when can I sell my kitsune dreams skins that I got from the spin?
The gun's patterns are annoying it
Bullet won't hit the enemy even if you crouched
the screen feels like you're on a floor of ice just sliding
Anyone allies?
Sure
Does anyone know where the standoff 2 tournaments are happening like the registration
Ye
Who want to participate in a competition for 1000g?
🦛
🦦
Someone unranked 2v2
I didn't sell 4 samurais 💀
zap
what ?
Competitive sucks
Half my team left after we lost on pistol round
Leaving us to 2
It was already a lost in the beginning man how were we gonna win
Better yet I get -51 rank reduction for losing, like bro half the team left
can anyone team up with me for gold 2 comp im stuck with bad randoms
Mee
Who wouldnt lol
Anyone allies?
Ur rank?
S3
Add me
Hello everyone, my name is Emil.
I'm 13 years old
I live in Azerbaijan
Game ID: 210815609
🦛
🤔
🐔
What is happening with allies??? There is a bug where u can get a rifle after the swap??? I keep loosing cuz of this… wtf
exploiters
😡
Thats such a bs
you report them
Yoo mate same
Didn't think anyone from there even touched this game
I was already silver 1 AND BOOM BRONZE AGAIN
I did
Axlebot should make a reward for hunting exploiters and cheaters/hackers.
Bruh
Same here
Literally lost 80€ inventory cuz of hackers and now u cant even play anymore cuz of bugs
How u lost money
How did u lose the inventory
Inventory i meant
for the allies the KD is count as custom or rank KD?
Bought gold, then buyed inventory and some jealous kids from my friends discord server hadked my gmail and took everything to theyselfs.
Yeah but thats not standoffs fault
U shouldve secured ur email and never give to anyone ur infos
That's ur fault for not securing it properly
My friend got his facebook hacked and lost 6000 gold inventory , but the hacker didnt even play standoff the account is just there
Thats crazy
😭

they did that in comp, but i killed them all with usp 😂 even with exploits these russians suck
ong
how can u secure a gmail? the hacker uses brute force to get ur password
rllly hard password
or extra identification stuff
ye
sorry to hear that you're back to bronze, you get 5 booms

In getting comp ranks which matters kills or wins
Cuz like
In my team I am 20 kills while other cows are 10
They cant even hit headshots
What does team standing mean?
If you're top fragging/bot fragging
no dying
Ah alr
all alive
Yup
Very much
Like the game should make it so if you arent lvl 75 u cant do ranked shi
Anyone playing?
Meh
its a game afterall
Yeah game is game but your saying competitive
even if my teammate is braindead and only aim at the ground its still a game and we will grow make a family, find a job, a house, a life, a hobby
why so serious 🙁😁🤔
:/
jonklerr 🫷🙏🙏🫷
Anyone allies????
What rank
have anyone noticed that AKR 12 gun in standoff 2 after the update is not cocking when u shoot a bullet ???
S2
Any news ? Which box they will remove now?
Lets play
210223420
Adding rn
Add me now we will play later, my network is shi now :((

Bro
Yes
Send id
For randoms
1 minute
Fps?
My fps?
Yeah
Dm
supp
Why does that matter
wsp ya
Brooo not matter I'm just asking bro
how u guys doing'
İts not matter I'm 60 fps
144fps
Soo good
Fps dont matter really

🦛

@brisk plaza can you hit mw with a brick?

Hi can someone tell me how to get gold im new
*me
for every ?? nah it should be 10 invitations 300g
is this legit
Just play until you get enough points to be gold.
my Instagram fed can

yea i think so, cause there are 3 proofs
dm
Thanks
It takes like a month or 2.
Ok
it depends how much wins u do in first 10 games
competitive games
yo i was playing allies yesterday
and it was pistol round and the enemy team had an m4
was he cheating?
Does anyone wanna 1v1?
There’s a bug where if you turn off your internet and then turn it back on you’ll have as much money as you did in the warmup
Yessir
ye its so annoying
Gm
I hope it gets patched soon
thanks im going to abuse it as much as possible
Don’t
Thank you.
I’m not sure about other people but one of my friends got banned
ok i wont
Anyone wanna 1v1?
149307191
ill add u
Are u Dima wall hacks
.
Do you have any promo code?

Guys when is the new pass gonna arrive?
1.3
U will not be broke lol
It would be nice if there was a clip channel where we can submit our funny/awesome moments
Here u can post any video of so2
Just people think u can't because so much people put it from yt
@velvet idol did bp end late for ios
Yes
u on android?
Yes
when did bp end for u
@fair bluff just bought it
Tbh i forgot
rich
buy my amkal esports pack for 99999 when
🗣️
Thats 1.055euros

But i have rn 57k gold on account

buy my skin instead
Yee


