#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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Once you master the art of talking a lot and not talking about anything, you'd be a professional speech giver
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Good morninggg
if i have time to prepare i can make really good speeches
its easy to get a crowd of people cheering for wtv youre talking about
its hard when you have to
Meanwhile I had to write my own impromptu speech in 5 min before presenting it to the majority in a competition
@hexed igloo am that person
improvise
I don't know what that mean, but it is tough to find someone that have the same interest
at least thats what i thought, cause once i get to know my friends more we actually have a lot in common
yeah true
plus my looks help me because people like listening to pretty faces๐
self glaze
Well-deserved self glaze tbh
This overconfidence is such a speech giver vibe
She cemented herself as one hell of a yapper
hardest one i had to give was a motivational speech to a kid with a rare disease
lmfao
Am I the only one who is bothered about the match history?
glad i managed that tbh
It only shows the match history of competitive
probably made that kids week better
yeah , u want for defuse and tdm?
lmfao
Well there should be an option to like choose what mode you want to find when browsing through your match history, but yes
thats mean
It sounded like you're holding yourself back, I'm not someone to judge, you can find anyone anywhere
Brother probably meant 180 but he overstretched xD
mmh i mean it wont hurt to have more match history of other gamemodes.
yes
Hellos
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Right from the start, back to the start โ ๏ธ
Exactly where the kid started 
hey aik if you dont have friends just be urself around people
the more yoi pretent the less people will like u
Practice your speech, give the speech, cry a lot, repeat

my first speech went terribly wronh
theyre not the right pol then
i was a kid tho so its excusable
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bye mako
guys what does ttyl mean
Talk to you later
talk to you later
thank you guys
Ofc
nw
Hi
ello
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๐ฅน
ill stab u
erjonmakolli, it's dangerous to play with knife
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yeah be careful
who knows how you accidentslly cut your legs
and arms
yes is bed
yes Zzzzzz
@blissful ibex no other
Don't sleep on knife, the tooth fairies won't give you any money
I have a default pro knife if you want
Naaah
@blissful ibex how much gold
Just 10k
Oh....
aik
currently im making cookies but when im finished i wanna play so2 do i wanna do allies
Sent to #๐ธโphotos
restart discord if its bugged
in allies i can carry
i always carry๐บ
and if i say no?
touche
Yeah yeah yeah
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yeah man
bad year to be born in
in nagasaki
yes, my favourite town
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Guys when will the update come for me to sell kitsune stuff
end of feb start of may
Feb 29th
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-5 sigma points for not knowing
SLAB
were they braindead
Do u guys think that vermillion karambit will beat the red karambit
Guys today is my birthday can pls give me one kinfe Bez me dream is one kinfe and I have only 5 gold
hell nah
red karambit is og
will never make more of it
the vermillion one is nee
-10 sigma points for you groger
Show me ur I'd card to confirm it's true
Card I'm not 18 years old
Birth certificate
Its overpriced no?
no gift then, i cant go to jail again
He cap ๐คฅ
My bd at 31 october rip
17 august
Still soo long
August is the most nothing month ever
I wish
january*
They just retire fable
februaey*
@bright citrus bro show me nowwww!
empire is gonna go
nah bro, January is just long for no reason
Its like torture to see it still here
its boring
Offer will expire in 1 min
nothing wver happens
they might genuinely never remove fable atp
Empire is bad for me
Obv
Marketing
Whens the next bp u know?
yes there are, first day of work ๐ฆ
Look to photo
I think bps are worth the price right
empire will be gone
@blissful ibex look
haha i dont have to work
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Well thats if u get like a m9 lol
Nah I said birth certificate
they are
@blissful ibex bro are you kidding me
vest thing to get if youre on budget but want alot
It depends, if you like them or not
Nah
You need proof he actually exist or what ๐ญ
20 sec left
U guys know when its coming?
Lol ๐
I js quit this game for a long time
nedt bp?
8days
And came back
Ok
I regret so many stuff
end of feb start of may
ok.
I had so many og skins but sold em
Is my birthday and you don't know bro
why u lie
ok.
Expired
Guys, today is my birthday
Gamba
Offer expired
Ykyk
ok.
they werent og when he got them
Mjau mjau
@blissful ibex what offert
Exactly
had no big value
I rmb i bought
Happy birthday but no knives anymore
Awp genesis for like
ok
70 gold?
Oh, genesis is kinda ceap
i did
ts as this ๐
zee get out
U didn't provide proof
u never sis
Then dont reply
huey
Lol
shata
Bruhhh
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@bronze grove toxic behaviour mute em
why did u yap
hahah
โน๏ธ๐๐ค
zee
DAWG that pfp
Bro you lie for kinfe you don't have
Toxic Behaviour>>
i can talk to u
Oh ok keep doing it.
are you acting up
๐๐ค๐ค
zee i bet ur parents didnt love u growing up
LET ZEE ALONE
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no
i know they didnt
Pls guys
Oya i rmb i had like all the arcane gun skins bought em for under 100 g
its not about that
beg attention somewhere else
no
Now each is like 500+
no
thats just sad
im bored
ok.
Pls i want kinfe
guys, i said to turan he can go out on vacation
he wont be here
I think
makes me unkonfotable
ive had 3 guys beg my attention here
Grab a knife from kitchen bud
Val glided will increase once the case retired right
who
probably yeah
ok.
invest on bubblegum
It's up to me
Should i invenst in it
this ones true
ur not controling the market
invest on esport
Like?
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Anyone wanna cook allies?????
amkal, streetfight and a7
Bruh
streetfight ๐ญ
Are those gun skin name or?
im cryin
Bro do you want look me inventory
stickers
Ohhh
Lol ๐
Hello guys there a question I want to ask
who messed up
then wht do we call it?
damm
Shatap
can you send kita jorkin' it
Street eight
5eur
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My current rank in allies is silver 4 but my best rank is gold 1 so which charm I will get ?? Gold 1 or silver 4
no the blue sticker
gold
Gold
counts ur highest rank
turan wsp
Whats after gold
Oh thanks
kita jorkin'
Thank you all of youuu
Yo whats aft gold rank
oh
Phoenix?
turan
No I am tarun
ban everyone in chat rn
turan in disguise
Or ranger?
Not turan
Plastic
Meow meow meow
I think reaching phoenix is godly
pedg
But
phoenix is like gold nova in cs
I cant
huh
Cuz of russians
thats easy
check #๐ธโphotos
its hard to get to the kegend
Not if u have russians trolling ur game
im washed i cant
Master guardian*
and someone afk
just be the team
abg bronze lobby
believe in yourself
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Oh nah
speech material
and still hit
Anyone down to play?
get 30
My team cant even kill 1 guy
in tdm
but i was flying
comp
damn
but i was flying and there some logo in my screen
thats ban material
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with alot of yap
why
i wasnt tryharding
also my ak would refuse to move around
tell him hes a good boy
hi mako
hi huey
Force it
both
Mako is my alt account
wrong
only in valentine
mako is a shark
yeah keep that mouth open
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ay jok
BRUH ๐
this what aik mate tells him
hes baffled
uh
ill baffle y
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why are there people with 50+ hours on the game but still doesn't know how to play it wtf
they give the game to toddlers
because santa claus doesnt exist
and then "๐คค" knowing they wont get it
Bruh I keep getting trash Russian kids teammate that is bronze 1 who just either afks at the base or feeds themselves at the enemies
what
No way
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Bro gotta have bought the account or something
Skill 
Brodi done ruined the og acc with 11k hrs
Butched it
From 2.18 k/d to 1.09 k/d
I've seen one and it's terrifying

It even had the z9 mask medal in silver
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/195210451
@brave idol change of plan ill go to shop first i want to get spicy ramen
@lethal sentinel after 2 hours making this, Ima eat good tonight 
ill ping when i play tho
@distant whale yes sirrr
yes sir
The craziest Silver 1
(Mf had 0.49hrs)
Just for the lols
(He had 26% hs and still popping)
dont
Hello
Anyone wanna play allies???
Hello
if you wanna derank lets go
sorry man, i got a call that my dog got hit by a car
Yea i was the car
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Sorry @hexed igloo
I don't have a dog, so I will have to take a look
Lol u hit a poor soul :((
:))
what are you laughing at, its not funny ๐ญ
Nah it's not :((
Report him to the police
i was the road
u were drunk Jamy
Nah I don't drink ๐ญ
He ran in front of my car ๐คง
Anyone allies??? I am heart broken ๐ ๐คง
Is anyone planning to fix the bug cuz of which everyone plays rifles in pistol rounds?
Or are devs okay with it?
Definitely looks like they are .....
more skins!๐
dawg how
go for karambit eye of tiger
Maybe they will fix it in the new update ๐คง
Hopefully
Hola
Where
So like... In 6 months ๐
Well i came back to the game like 3 days ago after few years. And.....
I see not kuch changed with these things

Yeah pretty much nothing has changed
Less cheaters definely. But meeting a guy with m4 in pistol round was a new experience ๐
When we are about to start the match
Yeah it's annoying man :((
How is standoff comp entertaining

What
Everytime I play they use ak on the first round lol
The best feeling is when you beat that glocks vs m4s. But happens like 1 out of 5 rounds that could've been won
All you have to do is crouch, pre fire, crouch, hide and more prefire
Satisfying :))
Depends on the rank you are on i guess
Just headshotting them fr
Bronze IV ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
we could play comp with 4 people
why ur name is pretty
Well it's kinda entertaining to play there imo. U can just run and shoot
67
Anyone down to play?
Everytime I try to play that mode is always a 1v5
๐พUre saying im not
we played with a legend
?????
Yesterday
Because my team are usually from the especial class
Blocked
Legend in comp & allies
Posted
yes totely
Deleted
and we found soft in first match
Yep. My favourite is 4 russians in a team, when they literally have server for their own country
Bronze 1

And they play like their country never touched a gun in all their history
What is gunpowder type ahh players
That sucks but once u get to like gold, there are no more smurfs, of like not that much. The team is still full of monkeys but u can carry that sometimes
@brave idol
Playing solo is hell tho
noob i can play
I always play with a friend so we are 2v5 atleast
Where do yall find promo codes
2v5 is manageable
Why is that dude's pfp a pic of his thighs
solo queue is hard
They thick and all but what's the point bro
uh because santa isnt real
hope this helped
It is fr
I clapped Miss Claus and Santa caught us so he kicked me w a glock
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T side definitely. CT side not so much but yeah.... If u start CT and win 3 rounds in the half. Then it's playable
Why not
When does the new season start?
Next year
Wait we in 2025
This year.
April maybe
Batle pass skins were go sales?
buh
@heady sky help me here
Idk what he meant
im going to bed gn @everyone
Peace out
Go in the shadow
Now I'm on u , gonna save this text
Tuesday 11pm be here
Wanna bet anything
Ight
Same
Deal
Ight
20228470
Add it and send a message
Say you the horse bong
Jel nas ima
whens next season
@brave idol uh
Check #๐ธโphotos
i don't talk to guys named after a letter
@clear flame today we'll play with a legend guy wanna play late night if you want
no
blocked
im not playing anymore
wdum?
๐ค
oh hi freya
yeah go away now
ill stab u
๐บ
nah
oh yeah
well listen here pal
youre on thin ice
buddy
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dont let the sigma come out
Hi
Woahhh
nah
the profile wild
Hi
hi
Whose
bro
Hi
this is like genjutsu
Hello
I ruined it???
yes
Nah only @brave idol
haha checkmate aik youre grtting stabbed
hockey sucks
U suck
i hope u never find spiritual peace
im not a dude

yeah im a cat
thats me irl
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why r u doxxing
Hi bleh
meow meow meow me
AAAAAA๐๐
Fortunately
Heyy AMANDA
How's life
Heyeyeyeyeyeye
xixii
Its good lol i was just in my school dorm and the wifi blocks discord
Pee ?
LOL
Hrururur
๐๐ i can't
Do school knows ppl use discord for studying and groups
And even some schools use it
Apparently my school doesn't
Aura
Not so sigma of them
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western countries use disc
or they let them
use it
that's so western
Damn
Like zoom?
no, thats a different thing
Oh uhm then what
im 3k gold away from awm sport v2
Anyone wanna compe? Player search is useless๐
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@clear flame order
Back in 2020
how much is the awm sport nowadays
When COVID hit
gimme 1k I buy scorpion haha
Some schools started using discord
39k
like 20-30k?
For classes
oh damn
@blissful mauve Yeah that's what am saying like zoom
i don't sanna sell no more gloves
whats that in usd
gungnir w
Zoom was like paid after 1 hour video call
fr?
what wear
fn
Battle scarred
i have a bs dl
L flex
i like how it looks
I would love if it was in my account
lmao
sad because i dont even play cs anymore
cs2 sucks
so bad
I never did
My pc goes 15fps
On it
csgo was awesome bro
Kinda crazy experience
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@blissful mauve in general what am trying to say is a online class room when students can't arrive to school for several reasons
Yes
@coarse escarp
no shi sherlock
Yas
Ew online sucks
@coarse escarp check dm ong
@blissful mauve Wdum i was sleeping and playing games
In COVID era yes
But now
hope china makes covid v2
But now i don't join
Brother in COVID era ppl would be cooking and having clssses
Even though i can't arrive
don't wanna work no mo
or can't have contact to school
Wdym by that
Because you can "apologise" saying that you didn't have int connection many stuff
what
your device is broken blah blah
Oh
back in 2021 during online classes i was playing pvz
I would go to the most distant place of router
But back in the days we thought that it was necessary and the days you can't join they count them now i don't worry about theese stuff
And ppl would see me pixelized
What
mid
That's a privilege
I had to
projecting?
The moment they saw nobody was turning on we got a new rule that obligated us
Saying stpd stuff
We did that once
bruh sad
Class was moved to the next day 8am

hi mako
Mako
hi huey
How's your mko family
Prospering
how r u sharki
Massaging my foot
ok wtf
Is there already a makozin or a mekozin
And the teacher said there must be a problem with the app guys i can't join
I had once
And muted people that were yapping too much
and an other guy from the class said stop crying bro let him stay ๐๐
okay
I can't hear him crying
For real now
And I just got home
In 40 mins
Okk
Ig
Same
Oh nvm
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Donene

Hi mako with an upside down a
watch naruto filler
not naruto shipudden tho
HELL NAHH
old naruto fuller is peak
hel
hel yea
lmao
watch onk
Lol
guys if u ever visit romania
get margherita and beef pizza from cheers club
second best margherita ive ever had
only when i was in italy i had better
Mario
dark gathering
sup zani
of course, its the best skin
Got it
Coming next weekend
yea
You got a spare room
also get their chocolate pizza
chocolate WHAT
really good bro
Have u tried white chocolate pizza
@velvet drift shark
auhhhhh
allies us
White chocolate pizza goes crazy
???
I know someone that spends 300โฌ on Nutella every month
wtf
ohese
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300 on nutella is wild
@last lichen @blissful mauve
Buying nutella in bulk should be the question
what you want
She eats one a day
allies private lobby
My name has been tagged
wanna join?
w who
I have a life to attend sorry
against me n @velvet drift
That's just addiction
whos in my team
Joe biden
Nah
Yes
u invite one peep
Ima c
Her cousin said to contact therapist
anyone
yeah that makes sense
it's light gore tho
tokyo ghoul
The chances of me getting robbed rn is 40%
damn
i cant take tokyo ghoul seriously now ๐ญ
when kaneki became a worm i stopped watching
are you in Romania
we dont rob ppl
No
we js steal their stiff
You don't get noticed doing *
right
Ngl
You forgot to steal one today
i see
we take the money from ur wallet and give the wallet back
Look at u all alone valentines
I js threw up 10 times in 2 hours I might b dying
Duck shaking head
a robber would take ur wallet and leave
Me
this is illegal in romania?
Depends
romania is illegal
got it
If the other one noticed
hm okay
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If not, follow life
id rather be alone than w the not right person
noted
yes
EpicFlamingSkull
Hi guys






