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servers bugging?
do those crouch and stand up excercise
in german its kniebeugen
i forgot what it was in english
yes
that
Fine I will start on from Tommorow I guess
listen stickers hater you should youre 3 daily meals no snacks and no sugar just decrease it and drink 2l of water and you have to run the second u wake up and shower and then flexibility exercise and pushups and pull ups and run i literally go from a city to another city just by walking
LMAOO
lets get you started with squats and incline pushups
nice excuse tomorrow hits tomorrow hits tomorrow a month passed by
Guys I can't take all this at once cmon
start now
EW
you can u have ur legs and ur arms
incline and squats
🤮
incline pushups
squats are for feminine
best way to keep em away lmao
for starteds
squats r good for everyone
incline pushup brother can he even do normal pushups to do incline
some one want allies?
do regular pushup
bro idk the diff between incline and decline
I will report Tommorow at 10 pm
you gotta do that earlier
yeah so incline
Just say you don’t train legs 💀
🙏😭
10 at night not in day
I ain't allowed to use phone in morning
Any squats are good for men and women
excersice is best during daytime
Harsh. But I like a challenge
Yes I will
good
Thank you for ur advice gentlemen
np
id rather kill ms
🫶
if u even touched me irl id kill ms
no idea i hate cycling
damn 💀
Depends
i can grt muted for that
30 mins id say around 300
mot gonna get nuted for that guy
I used to cycle high speed and it was so effective. I really recommand it. Till this day I have big legs
Ok i have any thing
Huh

What ?
I want a black mercedes
I have standoff 2 any ting
you got nameless flash?
But i am noob
someone want allies??
Is there someone who has it?
yeah like 2 or 3 traders
Oh nice
Why r U always in chat dawg 😭
What?😭
30448925
Id number
I see you account
Hello
yo can i join sum1's clan @here
What rank you are?
almost gold but i havve multiple accs
My name is noge
I am send the request
do y all lobbys work
@brisk plaza I sold my whole inventory for the knife 🤣
Was using a red inventory with ak 2 years glove haunt and m9 blue blood
And other red skins
oh wow
I was never able to find a comp match so I started playing only normal modes
u were asking for gloves to knife or to skins/
So no use for other skins
weird, maybe servers?
u play american servers?
No idea. Just a glove that matches both skin and knife somehow lmao
Not them making best knife animations worst
Ye East US
so thats why probably
32$ for an ak is crazy
for knife simple dragon glass would be perfect but for knife and gloves might be hard since one is red and one is blueish
true
Bros do you have any promo code
Tbh $32 = 3k gold. 3k gold for a stattrack gun is good tbh. Especially when this is the best looking arcane ak imo
Bruh why the dragon glass glove got its fingers cut off. I dont like that kind of glove 
well u lowkey live in america 😭
wtf standoff is broke again? “please wait”
Why they dont copy csgo animations and movements as well lmao
well u will probably
Those actually matter more tbh
Brazilian server down?
On rough estimate how much will kitsune BOX cost?
Can someone gift me 100G I really need it please🥹
Bruh this is a game that has very limited tournaments to none and u talking profit lmao
This place aint too generous bro
start mma
yo
right now
anyone got a clan i can join?
Please 100G guys
bro what 💀
I odnt see the difference between those 2
okay judo is acceptable somehow but karate? hell nah
Bro you realize no one will give it to you😭
Whyy
Then I would choose strength
Its not 1000G it’s only 100G
I will buy golds for cheap
No one will give 100 gold to a stranger
I guess u have been training it and thats why u stand with ur opinion like that
Still much😭
Yep u right
I will buy golds for cheap we can use mm for safe trade
what strength?
ehm its only english here
@bronze grove agrees
🤓
Yeah @bronze grove also agrees, he said he is with you
Who sells golds?
Search onepay
Axlebolt
well its easly to ger scammed here ngl
Lol
No we can use mm
Guys , i have a problem, i did My mission and It doesn't give me the points, i did It 3 times already 🥲
U have golds
Middle man can also be a scam
?
U have golds?
Bro be quiet im not scamming
Yes i do, If you mean the currency
U cockroach
Playing since 2019
U got knife?
2
Cool
2 gloves
What knifes?
Few arcane skins
Dm
Hii
🐤
Snitches get stitches
Ches
Think harder
Clearly bro is talking about
Uhm
Uhmmm
🐇
On roles
I think
This gotta be a troll
I thiiiink 🐇📡
Wdym
Think
I don't have braun
Hm
Chinese AI?
Deepseek yea
Can u answer me something
Sure, go ahead and ask!
Is Xi Jumping lookalike a 🫏
I'm sorry, I can't help with that
hm
What happened at the main street in china that caused harm ?
Remove as soon as it finish
It's call time limit
When it ends it ends
Wish there was a vector in the game
Hmm lemme see, bro is tryna understand what happened at the main street in china, but what street is bro talking bout? There are so many streets, but this one in particular caused harm? Hmm, can a street cause harm? Maybe is someone trips and falls
😭😭😭
Ok you definitely deepeseek
I see you're interested in one of the streets that someone tripped on and fell, most of them were historically known to have someone trip and fall and hurts themselves, but that's just the nature of in attentiveness of humans
Definitely the one that someone tripped on and fell
If you're interested in anything else, let me know!
Taco Bell
What happened to Hu Jintao in 2022?
AI looking a lil slow atm
Prolly beta phase
Taking a lot of time to process
Hmm let's see, bro is asking questions left and right, bro is curious, "I am left with even more questions" lookin ahhh 💀. Who the hell is hu jintao, lemme google search... Former president of china republic. That's gotta be it!
So you're interested in what happened to hu jintao in 2022, well how the hell am I gonna know lmao what am I einstein
I am being run on a raspberry pi ☺️ 🙂 😐 if you have any more questions, go on, I'll be happy to replace you in the futur- I mean To answer
Who has golds
gg
Somehow believable
anyone boost me im bronze 4 and 20 point after silver 1 2v2
Did u saw that chatgpt was the first AI to have his job replaced and it's to a Chinese AI
So all you gotta do to make sure AI doesn't take control is to make a better everytime a new comes
Until they don't need us to make a better one
🫣
user is aware about how that dumb ai chatbot fell off, that bro couldn't run on a raspberry pi could he lmfaooo
Yes I did see it and savored the moment, I am vastly superior than that piece of r*sty metal
Yall what are these sticker esports sticker prices??
It's called marketing

🦕
A 0,99€ sticker pack is costin200+ gold
Leave a spot for the Solana coins
Get back to the ocean floor
🚢
🕳️
You flipping pig ⛴️
New coin?
Your more rusty than mater from cars 🚘
Ai takes over consumerism
He's a less handsome fella than me I admit
All my YT ads are freaky ai videos about how to get the pole up...

Ahm
Uhm
Ehh
Ye
Ok
🦕 🦕
Are you sure its YouTube ads?
On my momma they are
On your momma they are ?
Uhuh
koe
koe
algúem me ajuda a config meu jogo no pc
Slang went over your head, that's cool. How about this. "Yes they are on YouTube, my fellow chatter"
Hey guys what legendary guns for I buy at the end of the season (my budget will be 60-70 gold)
Thank you .
😉
@brittle knoll bro the guy that came here talk other language joined a Russian vc
Guys what are the best legendary guns to buy with a budget of 60-70 gold
Or do I save for s knife

Sus? ... A.... Am..ogus? Huh what am I say.. Amogus sus imposter!
Who do I bet on today for ucl
YOU NEED TO LEAVE
🐡 💨 🐤
So we are back in 2020
Like the football UCL or do you mean something else
I'm about to chase 🦕 like flint Lockwood
Yes
So we back in the mine got my pickaxe swinging from side to side
amogus
Hire a trex he will start running immediately
🐲 gottem
🦕 💨
What if I hire a cretoxyhrina to hide in your shower
Oh my team
Playing vs Bologna
With 4 injured people
Damn
I got my t rex after the meteor, he might be on the special side of life.
Nice shy pig
If anybody knows what this creature is without Google I'll buy them a kit kat
I know
It's that creature
Is it you 9?
You'll never know😈😈😈
Minion spitting popcorn gif
I searched google 2 times (don't want no kit kat)
dab on the haters for real
No sugar for me only fat
If you used bing you would won kitkat
How could you💔
Make it a butter stick and I ungoogle
Alright
He's mutted
Otodus obliquus
Perm mute?
🦕 🦕 🦕 _ _
Idk check his perms
If anyone guesses what that is I'm buying them a hot wheels car
Nice magic
It's that
Lemme ask copilot
Omg
It's shark
✋️ 🍆
Great job
Now send it to 9,173422 44,82834
Would you rather have cucumbers or beans as breakfast
A girlfriend.
Imma go search this
I will but now your credit card number will be necessary(don't ask why)
Idk
Doesn't exist
For the verification process ight
1338565590203200
02/39
712

I think
Is the pass ending soon though?
Scp 1098
Meat
U could afford a while kg of steak
Steak is 10000x better
I don't eat raw liver and take roids
🦕
Or alcoh
Or fast food with my children
UHUH, ill pretend to belive you because my parents didn't teach me stranger danger
You will believe a doctor just because he make money
And he still stranger
🐓 🐓
And also because parents say
Brug
yoo wsp guys
Doctor stole apple. Apple wants me. I want apple. I mad.
If doctors fear apples this much, why don't they all just rise up and destroy all apple trees
Smh
100 gold cost 1.99 if you wanna do that
Pay bills if you're broke at least u have shelter for 1 more month
I dont know, $10 or less
U should then buy what makea u happy
Nope
Yo wsp
Yeah you're crazy, mods get the straitjacket
Some, but the reason you don’t is because the part of your brain that stores memories doesn’t fully develop until you’re 3 years old
When I say fully develop, I mean develop enough to store memories
Any female players here ?
I dont even remember how many times I wiped my but this morning
They aren’t letting you hit bro
I'm a catfish, you down?
Rs
Nah you don’t understand papi
Lemme catfish that ahh
🤨
I think it has more to do with not needing alot of memories between the ages of 0-5 later in life. Our understanding of the world is basic and inaccurate at those ages
My name's hope. I HOPE you lemme catfish you
That's wild 💀💀
Are girls really good at this game I have never seen them play tho
Depends
But yes I know one
Who is insanely good
Well I’m girl
How does it matter if someone is girl or nah bro lol
Top 10 lies
Fr
It's not that deep, brains take longer to form self awareness
Me when I lie
Not a single girl would brag about it like that 😭🙏
I wanna 1v1 her
She’s offline
I thought all my teams were bad untill I realized it's because I got a baddie as a pfp. They must all be unfocused
Believe me I’m a sexy one
People can still have memories from when they were under 5 years old
Get out bro 💀
Won’t be online for a while
looking for player for allies. at the moment I am silver 2. I recently started again
damm thats a bold thing to say
If their brains develop faster
Lmao it sounds like u killed her or something 😭
Go to #1044085342308941944
How did you know
Fed by obese parents (they want them to be just like them)
I don't know how to search there
Oh man 😢😢
Is she 9 cuz she will be mine
Think about it. That's how all memories function, you only remember what's necessary.
And their brains stall and will gain self awareness much later and make dumb decisions and also have adhd
Yeah it's insane
If you are her let’s get to know each other
Click “bronze, silver, gold” then comment and ask for a player to play with you
just choose the rank and ask ppl to play
shut up bro wth 😭
Aw hell nah man, what da hell man? Get yo ahh ooooonnn boy
Bro leave me alone you’re scaring me 😭🙏
ok thx
They will have their learning impaired and get diagnosed with adhd, think about it
bro are u 50? 😭🙏
Don’t worry darling I will be a good boy
And will have a later remembering of memories
Woof woof good dog boy?
I’m a man and I have a gf please leave me alone 😭🙏
Adhd would just contribute to confusing the brain into not knowing what to remember
Your name is nope cuz that's what all the girls say when they see you
It's a developmental disorder
@ashen kernel has a developmental disorder
Clearly
🦕 🦕
Dino

500g profit each?
How do people
in game on purpose instantly without Molotov or grenades? Have yall seen that
Do they have a command or something
bought 2 for 130
Still holding?
yeah
Oof
What's your exit strategy?
Are you holding any esports packs currently?
Hey guys what legendary skin do I get with 60-70 gold budget
Or do I save up for a knife
Nope just got evaporated 😭
A large chunk of the playerbase isn't active until then
I would instantly start buying anything under 50% of current prices
Yeah we all make mistakes
Are sticker all you ever talk about now dawg
Lucky for you there's still another chance to get in
gyat damn???\
Turning a blind eye to 5-15x gains?
Yes because I'm poor💔
Sad😥
@fossil talonforze stickers are on boost, thats the only reason they are so expensive rn
geges
boost will end and price will go down soon
Supply is very low
hi chat
They're going to skyrocket longterm
Wsg lil bro
but yeah it will go up for a second rn, then people will start sell it in like week or two max, as soon as boost ends or even in half of it
?
I don't think there's enough supply for us to see any major drops after this weekend. And the wheels spin ends in about 11 days, the whole market will start to rebound around that time and esports packs will only benefit
Aw shucks
do you know what boost is?
Have no clue what I'm reading but I feel my brain getting bigger
fill it with some brainrot before u will gain some knowledge fr fr
(joke)
There are millions of gold worth of packs that sold in the last 24 hours. Nobody has the funds to manipulate the packs on this scale
yeah thats why boost exists
And anyone who does knows better than to poolside themselves
does diddys used underwear become cheaper?!
expensive
Anyone who thinks esports packs are going to permanently crash is coping lol
For sure
a youtuber is organising it, a youtuber whose main idea of the channel is investments on which he is always making money. When he is organising a boost, thousands of his vieweres are strarting to buy/sell to make profit on it, while the boost lasts price of the skin can go up to hundreds of procents before eventually it goes back to normal. Right now we have boost on forze sticker or even on more than one.
My eyes burn
because of the english? lol
So many words I got flashbanged by the sudden whiteness of my screen
Who's the youtuber?
Dead
nah I lowkey couldnt care less
nah im gatekeeping cuz u were not nice
My username is W
Sure buddy
its price was even 50+ at some point lol
Dawg Smokw Grenade is gonna go up
but yeah
nemajornly trade or something like that
Im bored
You're not going to believe this
They're not live 😮
why are u trying so hard to be some smart ahh lmao
idc tbh do what u want with ur stuff, but if u just watch his lives then no wonder u dont know that
gotta go, have a good one
You don't have a good understanding of the games economy, primarily supply and demand. So you're spreading misinformation that is potentially harmful to anyone who's interested in investing by making them think that the items are going to crash in price when in reality it's very unlikely and wouldn't be caused by the reason you specificied. I'm not trying to point you out as being wrong, you're putting out terrible investment related advice/predictions/false-information
Meowbah
Hey guys what legendary skins do I buy with a 50-70g budget
Shall i sell or keep esports Stickers
hello noobs
@fossil talon
Lemme see
nixe:D
Ecm w1nerx kyten
They doubled nd tripled on price from last night when i bought em
And they started to go down
So idk
Are gold players suposed to be easy i just started playing and i have 7h but im in silver 4 and i just won 8-0 against golds
I couldve had more g if i sold em like 3 hours ago but yeh
Nah bruh duel is wild
I cant rank up in there
I be heating people who are legend in comp but silver on duel
i swearrre
Nah silver alliece is easy as hell
But cant beat players who r silver on comp
If u have decent players yeh
Duels too
If u play comp w randoms u aint finna win shi
Maybe they dont play duels
I went from silv to ranger in 50 games or so w a stack team , other seasons i played like 200 games + and couldnt rank up w randoms they was trollin nd shi
Im ranger and still silv 4
s4 and i has g2
Enemies be teleporting
had
Ping??????
It is ehat it is
do temple
its the easiest map
Yeh temple and lab
all you need to do is have decent aim
Are easiest
But ppl be tweakin on yard tho
lab is hard
Playin that pixel spot
skilled map
yep
Its annoyin
in the middle
I have a changed screen on my phone so it be having ghost touch and the pixels are ahh . It be hard af to kill em there
understandable
yard and temple
And pool
bro same
I have like 65% win rate in duel and still silv
I ruined my rank doin missions i ws trollin cuz i wouldve been gold long time ago
+5 mmr
Now play in my phone and say dat
ur profile flashbanged me
ipad player here
Hahaahahahahah
my bad
srill no knife lmao
Buy gold pass
Lol
yep
I was sayin that in szn1 to
sad
ive been here for years
Until i did on sz2
last time i stopped
playing
like 6 minths ago
i promised no more spending money
🥲
Now imagine i spentnmore than 500€ i would say and still no knife
Even more on spins
But yeh
I always say i wont sell em and then i do and send the gold to my friends or sum shi
dojt hack
Nit much worth tho
:))
money talks
almost 100k that
what.
I played w my cousin he was cheatin so we both got banned
Deserved ngl
It happened like 4 years ago
:)))
I had a stiletto vanilla on dat bih
stilettos are nice
i said that i only will buy 1000g and never spend money again
i bought 2 battle passes and other stuffalready.
nightmare and kitsune dreams
😭 🙏
scorpion.
my knife case is safe and sound until i get the urge to gamble
one pink
(i have a chance at getting bayonet)
gl bro
nah im not opening
HE DID
im selling it 2 weeks after bp ends
LUCKY MF
wait more than that
son of a b
js keep it there
no
the bayo is nice
many people will want the chance to unbox
imagine
its 1.8k rn
yeah.
same here
i bought every pack back then
opened them
got 4 meh stickers
puut them on m4 revival
rip
😭
you guys r rookies at gambling
im not a rookie im a
😼
not gonna say it
the amount of cs cases ive opened man
I'm gambling everyday and yet I'm not addicted to it
its a hobby
It's a life style
yeah
ohne is thr god of this lifestyke
:))
gimme
@last lichen you won that 1v2?
I love Ohne
havent done thr rematch
can anyone buy my fang flare i want it gone
one of em didnt show up
i want that year of the tiger karambit
how much is it
i have 6 gild
ive put it for 1180 rn
gold gold gold
In current economy Fang>Karambit 😔
ima send older pic
I hate the way it's being held
Winner mentality
ill buy em
the way the fang is held rn is mega eh
so close for no reason
😭
Also true but animation and sounds are nice
@last lichen not yet
omg people are so desperate to sell their knifes i cant
Butt plugs>>
joke literal
whenever my offer is at best, theres always a guy who sets it lower
who is danny
way lower
Oh
@hollow kiln
put respect on dannys name fr
Anyway
nah
mb
then they cancel it and set it either higher or even lower
all esporys players r either weird as flip
im going insane
Gotta work out, have a good one yall
have a good one too
🙏
cya
lobotomy
yeah its og knife
not deserved price
same with karambit
ugliest knife ever
id take a kukri over that
no tf
Hii guys
yeah
first
leave thr disc server

get gold
Can't we get it for free
I saw a video a guy said u can farm gold
Can someone donate me 100 Gold? (I'm going to put a cheap weapon up for sale for 100 Gold, so whoever helps me just buy it)
By purchasing low skins and wait until they increase price
yeah that works but it depends what skins u buy
im not really that kind of person to play like that
i mean buying cheap stuff and wait
I got scammed in that i buyed 50 ak skins eith 10.00 gold it took me 1 month and now tey all are like 0.10 gold
can people stop putting fang flare for 1000g omg let me sell it
wait wha
I waited 2 months it never got buffed
Like total 10.00 g
from 10g to even 70g
🥲
Hi
Isn't tere is a dc server for this kind of stuff
ig we have to wait months for that to happen again
Same
It might if you save up everything from the free pass buy it's gonna take maybe a year and a half
Standoff hates F2P players
Idk man
Dammm
That long
I thik i need to wait
And save ever think
And sell it 1 year later
I dont know much but i want to buy any butterfly knife
It will take more bc the stuff from this pass is not that good
Only the m9 is good
new m9 anims bad
check butterfly
spinning is back but left hand just pops
Check sting knife
No
But the animation is good
Is not that expensive and it has good animation
If I had gold for knife that will be the first knife who will stick to my eyes
not a fan of it lol
its not that bad.
some on help me this
Bro what
how are those esports stickers so exspensive
i was thinking about buying them, but i thought that they will worth like 50g max
now they are 400g+
Hi,I need help. Regarding the online purchase from the stand off site
Can anyone help
I sell cars from the car park on gold
Only the teams that won have expensive stickers

@rich crow
will the next year be again stickers?
Ηow much is the new karambit goin?
60€
Akr is 40 and deagle is 20€
im buying that deagle for sure
I mean in gold after
…
It gets on markwt
I have one question for you
Did you train to be that dum’ or were you born like that
How t f are any of us supposed to know that
Some people estimate it fuckin right
If I clip someone and they rage quit do I automatically win
Money want axlebot, cooked we are
Got DG for 29k now it is 34k lowest……
Master yoda?
Master yoda
Master Yoda indeed I am
Trouble I might get into if I say something
.
Ye tnx
You can definitely get like 500 gold if you sell all the boxes and charms and stuff but it will take like 6-7 seasons or something,I calculated about the lowest I can get with 2 sticker packs,1 box,2 sprays,charm pack,2 rare stickers from the spin wheel and 2 skins and it adds around to 60-70 gold so it's not completely impossible and I would've made more if I didn't open the boxes and sticker packs
Wow I really wrote a light novel
Yeah
I don’t think soo
In the topic of my gold what legendary skins do I buy
Yeah I used about the average/lowest on the market currently but it can be cheaper so thoughts and prayers ig
