#💬│english-chat
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okay
God
Alr

If u get scammed dont say i warned ya
VHS right?
2.17
Oh wait right
Lmao
It buys the first cheapest offer that fits this requirement
Did u buy?
oh
Man it’s alr
U don’t need to trouble urself
I was getting excited XD
can I ask yall smth
How much $ is it in your region
To buy
A knife and glove comb
Combo
Maybe it’s cheap for u
So I pay u
To buy in my add
Acc
Knife already takes a toll on my wallet
Dude I just want a knife I spent years workin on an acc
And in the end
I gave the acc to a dude
Who wanted a knife badly
So I gave it to him on his bday
Hi
Hello
I don't have coins
Promocode?
🧍♂️
Played for 1 hour 5 mathes 3 cheaters😐
Yall what's the nade skin gonna be worth
1 is nothing
All my gold
Dangg
Then why buy usp skins
I spent all my gold which was 1 into usp fiends
To sell them for higher
And little do I know I have a competitor
Who sold his for 0.06
and I had mine for 0.08
trading is stupid
I list so much profit
The 20% messes it up
Get lucky ig
For the USA
Hahaha
But ofc I got nothing
Wrösh
Dude
My most expensive skin
That I pulle
D
Was a m40 disguise
Worth 2.10
G
Ok, go to the token
Token
I think my most expensive was some Legendary from a case but never got anything else than a legendary lol
spin token?
Token
Break-in. Token
What are those
Token
Buy me gold 60
Hii
Dude
I’m not in the mood for games
I lost
1 gold
Which is slot for me
Bc im f2p
Accept the token
Token for account hacking
I can’t do anything
im ios
😦
Also people work hard for their accounts
Why would I scam then
And then forgive me
Them
Yes
U don’t neees to ask for forgiveness
From a dude
Who needs
Forgiveness
I need

Chel ya tetrolyu
?
Don’t understand
?
H said
WTV
Man I hope one day Incan get a knife again
Can everyone hope for me as well
?
🙏
Anyone want xbox pc gamepass
Any promocode?
what promocode?
can i get it?
Yes
give me promocode
OH "GIFT"
Yes
i reddem it in game?
Yes
Is there any more working promo codes
Wagwan
Hi
Hi
hello
Hi
Standoff 3
noob
Beautiful
😫😍🎀
Anyone allies?
can someone help me out
Yo guys i got Awp Boom from Empire Case rn
whats wrong
I already have Awp Hohei.
Please tell me which one should i sell?
i wanna link my profile to my apple id. it’s currently connected to my google id. i accidentally made a new account on the apple id and i wanna delete that account
whichever you like more
and idk how to delete an account
oh
i think u can just link a google acc to the apple one
and then link apple to the other ine
or just directly link spple to the one
pretty sure itll work
yeah but that’s the problem. there’s already an account made on the apple id that i wanna delete. otherwise it won’t connect to the apple id
idk how to delete or disable an account
checked youtube still no help
ahh
i see, thank you
Bro i have used Hohei for like 1 month and Boom is also good.
Like more cleaner than Hohei
awm skins
I created an account using Apple ID and deleted easily
maybe you need to read the settings idk
but you need to wait some months to the account to be deleted
Now?
Yo
Hi
ello
Hello
whats jqz stand for
Hry all
Pikachu, go get 'em!
ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Big balls
sigma
Its my name. Jqzym
Ur pfp scares me
I'm such a fluffy furry
I'm good, thank you! How about yourself?
Too much positivity for standoff 2 chat ngl
Boom overused ash
Good ty for asking
I have 240gold im almost on my first knife
Keep it going 💪
What exactly am I looking at
Sauropog
Ah yes
But that's his species
How could I not know
This game stupid we start with 3 llayers in ranked
He's actually idle
And lose 45 point
His mouth looks like he's pogging
🦕
There are about 6 subspecies of sauropod recorded btw (nice emoji trivia)
I am twemoji scientist
Congrats
Glad to hear! ☺️

Hello everyone
I'm literally playing standoff 2 do you think that I am okay?
Idk, are you? Lmao
Maybe don't play it
Simple as that
Yeah I am, how'd you know? 💀
Why
Disturbance in the force
Does anybody hate the way that in 2 or 3 matches you get good players on your team but when in the next rounds your teammates are absolute garage
There are a couple of solutions to that problem 1) get better, 2) find teammates 3) stop playing ranked 4) stop playing so2 lol
I need a good teammate so I joined the discord to hope for good players
Me?
There is a lot of things that I hate about so2 but yet I play this game tbh
I-
This is what so2 does to a person
@raven jungle you see what I meant 
Anybody wanna be my teammate?
Yeh Ig im not getting my answer
No answer for you pal
fr
I bet your the guy that made that old YouTube video ranting about "crazy" and "rats"
You dont what I'm talking about? Omg you are crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room full of rats
And the rats made me crazy
^^^
What? I wasn't here sorry
Let's not talk about what I say in so2 matches, yeah?
Too late, give me 39 pushups
Wtf 💀
We didn't even make a deal tf
Thats an awfuly hot coffee pot
There is no deal, you don't have a choice sadly, that's the rules of the game
I would evaporate
U gon look like Yujiro hanma then
Huh
So specific, 39 push ups lmao
I can barely do 20 pushup on a set 😭 (not wide ones tho)
That's my record on wide ones 😔
Cappp
(it's true)
You won't get it😓
If u do 109180e of them then yes they will
Huh
After doing 69 push-ups, I proceeded to transform into Aaron from internet city-iykyk
+Balkan range? + Jamaican spirit? +Polish Vodka? + Romanian speed?
No
What
I'm a fluffy little furry
You know it
😭
No pushups😊
Okay
Have u seen a dead lift pushup?
3rd leg pushups
Third arm pushup🤨
@maiden charm what's your device?
One arm pushups with a closed fist on gravel
The voices gettin louder
Anyone got any good button positions? I'm trying to play this game better on my phone
How many fingers?
Someone comp
I use my left thumb and right thumb and index
So that's 3 😭
Can't help you then
I wanted to be specific
never understood playing on 3
Oh
It's like an upgrade from 2
But it's literally almost same as 4
but more difficult
Imo you should try 4
It's fine, thanks though
Alr
I'm not comfortable with 4
Check on YouTube
Maybe you are holding phone in the wrong way
Thanks
Sometimes it's like that
Tf, how am I supposed to ??
well it sounds weird but the way you hold the phone matters a lot, like how far, which finger is holding what even besides of the screen
But yeah you also gotta find it comfortable
I see 👀
Show da naillls gurl 💅🤭
Yeh
Mb I'm trippin
Yo is there some Tournaments for gold?
Check Russian YouTubers
They be doing giveaways, not sure how legit some of they are tho lol
Iamgine?
Chill, it's not that deep 😭
Idk are you?
I always say wtf
I have a perfect gif for this occasion but can't use it 😔
Is there any active promo code
Ah yes new emoji
You know what? I wanna see how I do with 4, do you do with 4 fingers?
But what about our anticheat
Nah I go 5 but I can give you something for 4
Anyone can play cb now
That must be insane gaming then
I need one player
It's not even a lot, only in so2 community it's a lot
In codm it's quite normal tbh
even 6/7/8
Wtf
But 7 is weird and 8 need to be iPad or big phone or something
Insanity
Nah
I need one player for ch
Wait
Cb
Imma send u on dm aight?
Idk why but I have a weird feeling that you are briish
Okay
😭😭
I'm not
Why is that so?

U ain't accepting dms
Oh hold on
Idk
Try now
I need one player for clan battles
Yeah
Poor guy had no reason to be there
Litearly 4 times out of those 2 i litearly did them myself
I was consantly in a 5v1 brah
I had more ump kills then ppl w rifles
@ocean moat what's ur rank
In comp?None because i jst played it
Im unrankex
Yup
Venom
Real
Never playing this awful game again
have to promo code knife?
Never
😔
Any promo code?
No
Thx
Gotchu
Nah I fw his status
Nahh
Inflation man 😔
🐡
When u buy fresh meat one more vegan has a crashout
Be careful what you wish for brother
Forntite 🦕 🦕
Do you actually?
Fortnite 🦕🦕
No
You're not real
They saved some space and cut the padding between them
How come
It's all a dream mate
Thats not fortineutirnie thats avatar
You HAVE to wake up
We're all not real
Iam about to sleep
You are in coma for 2 years now
Everything is fake
I was talking about your sauropods green pigs
This would be so cool
Everytime you go to sleep, you go further and further into coma
I dont have that
HEL YEAHHHH
Why u lying, your nose will grow
🦕🦕
From the first time you slept, you never actually woke up, you're in a coma for eternity
Bruh dudes these days, you can't even trick em that they are in coma cuz they are jumping with joy saying stuff like "holy moly" 🤦🤦
I hate this stupid app
Fr
He did crashout
Because adults don't swear they're respectful to eachother
Sure
Sure bud
Yea I laughed to myself 1 whole minute saying that
Discord allows 13+ so it has to be family friendly and civil to facilitate civilized people yk yk

Nice SyreXing
I dont get it
What
How are the weather tiday
In fact I could only hear the hissing sound of my pressure cooker the whole time
Is it going to explode
🦕 _ _
Nice pig
It's a pressure cooker, cooks with pressure
Man idk I think thermodynamics, high pressure makes heat stronger
Ideally you want as tight of a seal as possible to get the most pressure but the limit will always allow for some air to escape
too perfect isnt a thing
perfect aint a thing too
nothing is perfect
except spike
Nice metaphoricalness
Too perfect is hard to obtain
perfect is impossible to obtain
r there any bad players in the chat i have a question
Sup
so
im tryna teach a friend
how to play
and he lacks gamesense
a lot
would u say it would work if i like
record a gameplay
and pause and explain to explain ehat im thinking
like would that be effective
that would help
thats the question i had for u too
so itd help
Just yell at them
bet
I thiiink the pressure is maintained because the heat from the oven constantly increases it and the escapade makes it so the pressure is constant
😭
Works everytime
😭🙏
beat it into em'
It's more like energy loss/excess thrown away to achieve perfection
YES
Add some bad words here and there
Slide show?!?!?!?!!??!?
I offer u a great deal, j will be mean for u to whoever u want for only 0.672$
What do u say
What u guys talking about
Ut would help alot
No clue
My pig can help u
lmao
be mean to no one
🦕
🫴
spread positivity
sure
😺
send when its edited
Huey im now inteested to see rhe edit
ill make it a yt vid but unlisted
Please make ir a slide show
late nite editing yayayayy
alr send da link when its done
He has lived for thousands of years, he's been receptive to every thought and word spoken and breathed by humankind and otherwise
dont roast my editing skills though
Jojo reference
He's always been around and just observed silently
im clueless ehen it comes to that
🦕
nobody here is good at editing 😭🙏
dr dim
noone can roast you
What did I do
except the yters in the vid channel
nah
👉🏻🦕 🙏🏻😈
its not in a bad way
You're coming at me for no reason man, chill ayo broo chiill yoooo
mah
no freaky
stuff
Mayonnaise
Yoooo bro chil cmon we can talk this out
Cheliax
Bro pls I have wife and kids
lmao
Brrroooo
😼
I gif u a ct
I beg you have mercy man
motivate me to edit pls i dont wanna do allat :’(
Have mercy
I will give you all my pigs
🪨🍷
U CAN DO IT
edit go edit go edit go
yeeeeee
and @hollow kiln
And rhat guy
YEAH
Ran a chill down my spine that he's still here
YWAH
letsss goo people!!
WE WANT RHAT EDIT
yeah.
This server has visibly been eviscerated
on some rs tjo hes acc js
Only few remain
Nuh uh
😸😸😸
Hi
lmao
was that 2022
1242
or 2023
Leave
Ace invite me
nah chicken hes my cousin hes new
My bad
leave him😈
😾
😈🙏🏻
nah apologise
What name did u have
Sorry keelan, it was a joke
@minor wind nugget wanna say sometjing
I've not changed since 2019
Dont leave
Ok
Stay
youll never know:)
ive changed identity 3 times lol
You flipping pig 🐤
woah woah
🐖
nah its cool
🐷🐽
I can't say my identity has been completely formed
lmao
ik this guy

But what's for sure is I've always been dim 🐔
😌
Yeah
imma play with my cousin ping if u want me
How do i out on roles
im not interested
not like that
I actually made the name to be edgy
no freaky stuff lil bro
Not like that
if u wanna send link or whatever
But now people make it out to be "dumb"
gl tjo
for yt vid
Ye i noticed that
Nah irs pretty cool ngl
my old name was always misspelled
freaky woman

🥹
🧐
How old you is
Idk if I want u
anyways if u need me or whatever ping
bruh whist alr lmao
oki
I need you
Gotta have had either "strength" or "beginning"
lmao gl
Pure
:))
im hard to get👹
I still misspell those words sometimes to this day
Wait, are u a minor?
beginnig has me struggling
I'm hard
😭
woah
y'all can't match my freak
Yea bro fr I had to google it rn still
we know
🤷
Beggining
sussy
Beginning
baka
lmao
Evil monke
that one african guy struggling w the word😭
I don't know the video
Wait
Are you all from Romania?
how
only me
🦕
i think
Oh no
Yea got romanian role
Bruh those lazy ahh people who can't even check the profile 🤦
Only english here tho
Halo? Salut?
not many ppl deserve me looking at their profile
Something something... Haiduk
🐡
🥹
Nice numa numa
fake romanian
The moldavians made that song tho btw

moldovians r mean as flop
That's crazy actually 😭
for no reason
ello
Hi
I was shocked to know another country existed speaking our language
You Polish?
Yes
O kurwa xD
I thought you knew lmfao
Nah
When I was a kid I thought it's another planet cuz they were standing on planes while singing too so it seemed the most plausible
ok works
😭
🐓
i thiught they were superheroes
Not like you were wrong
Idk how old I was, probably saw it as it came out
🦕 🦕
samn
is beo
30
😭
Oh yea 2003
heh
No way u that old
Eat butter ditch the oil
am i the youngest in here
I could've been an engineer
gotta resoect my elders ngl
Depends
Btw check the minimum age of discord in romania
😔
like 13?
10 and ⅑
should be way higher bro
Check
where
Isn't it like 16?
And what are you
heh
pizza!
@brittle knoll
Bruh this game not balanced at all im getting a smurf silver 1 enemy which has 2kd and when they win i lost extra much more point because they low rank lol
u didn't need to but thankz
Also I didn't think you'd still be around
:sauropod_fried_shrimp:
Theres literally nothing they can do about this
The muted role stays forever until it's manually removed
🦕 🦕
Oh yea it switched from timeout to mute
Iirc zani had that too
And he just accepted his eternal banishment 🐔
Anyone rank
🦛
yoloylyo
yolo
🪀🦛
popopepe
Are we silly little taco Frisbee or we do the dance or the song of happiness especially?
I am bronze 2 in 2v2 but i am good
allies?
sure if u want
bet
thought u were asleep lmao
warmup first
ok
Then you low-key forget to unmute oopsies
Then they text me for help
Btw the official Spotify server turned me into their welcome bot 😭
someone got knife to sell for 400.00gold
hello
#📸│photos message excluding that joke of a drop from the knife case 😭🙏
Who here is African Americans?
Anyone wanna allies?
Me
Whats your id
Silver 3 sadly
poopie
if u wanna be racist then no no one is afro American
but hey u can always find some in standoff2
(idk what im talking about just bomb my house I'll dm u my address)
bet
exeptc
a knok
on your door
bomb will come inside
and
kapoof
@last lichen what's that supposed to mean😔
i know that ain’t who i think it is
🗣️🐴
So when did the So2 waifu appear in the game?

which
You hallucinating
You flipping pig 🐤
Bruh what
What

I am not flipping the pig, not yet
Who said he was talking to u this time
He was clearly facing the puppet
Who was talking to who fr
Here look
Spelelelele
Popodak arcane charm
🦕
Memetic effects
I am so mold


