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Anyone allies? My rank is bronze 4
skill issue deluxe edition
Morning
Who wants a member in their clan?
Hi
Hruu
everyone is mid in their own way
Mine is because i had an awful nightmare
Type stuff u see in horror movies
my day is mid because i overslept a lot
Lucky
I fell asleep at 6am
my alarm didnt work
Oh dam
who can help me?
With what

who can help me with gold i want a single knife
Damm same
Im also poor dudes
@silk kraken get em ax
@silk kraken crush his skull
Trying so hard to be funny😭 🙏
real
Ts pathetic
Maneeee
Id eat wood
and im surprised
Not even build jst eat
U mean crack 90's?
what
Whenever we see someone type smth smart we jst say A WITCH
A WITCH
Yup but i just said it for fun
A WITCH
Can someone buy a skin for me? 😭🙏
what skin
Hey if u get lucky tell em to buy me one too
if you guess what skin im thinking ab rn sure
Carbon
Gloves Dragon class
Is the cat in your profile picture yours?
shut up
Nahhhh
no
😭 🙏
aight
ill be on in like 30 mins ping when ur on
oki
hey dont be mean
😧
/s is crazy
lowkey
s1mple aint allat
jL better
/j
😎
know what
oh
yeah
knew rhat
🧐
does she/he/they know🧐
i dont think in english
so thats a no
/s
my life is immersive
😎
well
pc players would prolly js wuit
pc players only play so2 to bully mobile players
ur texts r making my head hurt
if u guess what knife i have in cs ill explain
nope
sapphire butterfly
fn
😎
if u guess what knife i have in so2
ill explain
fake
i dont have a knife
brawl stars edits
😭
does she/he know
💀💀
real😭
im watching old navi play against new navi rn
old navi winning
s1mple kinda doing thr aork rn
@river kite 15min
whats the stream called
imma watch it
or vid
aight
oh muted
dm
me link whenever
ok
what
he played well
whats that
wait not muted huh
min or month
month
oh
in faceit
thought he retired
ah
he did but he decided to return
he played 3matches
like 1 or 2 months ago
and got elim
s1mple is washed af
rn? yeah
never
s1mple is still the goat
cant take that from him
ye
comeback when game improves
rn its still not crisp
but niko also had a hard time at the beginning of cs2. If he can get his groove back, so can s1mple
the problem is s1mple is not consistently practicing anymore
why would he?
the guys done it all alr
yea i can see why he'd have trouble finding the motivation
i understand if he just doesnt come back ever again
yo
he has no reason to
good days fellas
Hi
Are you a real kfc burger like me
When is the esports sticker coming to the market?
real
Not yet announced I think, but try checking their socials
server sucks bro..
Which type of burger are you

based
I don't think there's a salad in kfc
they gave
me a salad
ıt wasnt a salad at all..
😰
ıt was
Then what was it
Whopper bad for me but good choice though
The chicken burgers are the best ones in kfc
The bowls are kinda mid
The orange fries are the best
Onion rings are kinda bad
They have coleslaw? 😭
Its too bland...
Even with the sauce
Onion rings are bad there 😔
Nopr
Only burgers and others
Kfc having coleslaw Is surprising though
Hi
Ive meet a s1mple clone in so2
Yup
pro player stans
Anyone allies?
anyone know free 100gold code real code
check candis for free code
candis nuts fit in ur mouth
sry bro but im not speak english can you translate that georgia?

wsg yall
Can you give me a knife?
i have only 3 epic skins i dont even have a legendary one 😭🙏
😂😂😂
Any pinoy here?
Rip
hi
Snoop dogg
I thiiink that the reason we likely live in a dimension destitute of supernatural occurrences is because it is the most habitable dimension for nature to play its course, which allowed us humans to develop to the point of acquiring self consciousness of our own existence, as opposed to living in a world that would sabotage any attempt of an evolutionary breakthrough in any species
Yap
🐉
At least your typing skills are more advanced than @ocean moat
Bro probably already broke his skinny fingers with "yap"
Blabbering
You are the honored one ⚔️🐓
Who didn't, let us know
I dont even see you sir
Anyone spare guns
False
Its 75% i think
I guarantee the age range here is 8-20
Damn sorry for interrupting in that case
Praise Lord Jerma
Im 20.5
Unc
Guees my age
11⅐
Actually let me correct myself 8-24
Unc gon have kids in 2 days
Skill issue
No
11 ⅛?
Bro brought out advanced calculus
Fr
19
Now that you mention it

His lifestyle
Are you a dude
Ive filled homeless woman stomachs for 9 months every year
🤨
I think bro is feeling romantical
Curiosity
Bro so generous, feeding homeless people 🤨 how wholesome
hi
Ive spent 19 years annoying my sister
Wassup Across
Too young then
Unc has his birth cirtiface written on a rock with T rex pee as Ink
Hell nah im not even straight
Yeah no I'm outta here
Sigma
And binge watching netflix tv shows on my own
True sigma mentality

Sigma sigma boy sigma
Hry
my brother got ligma 💔
My discord literally crashed when I tried to answer to that

Im a true alpha With a low taper locked in alien Erm what the james
Who wants to come to my clan?
Im to powerful for you beta sheeps in the matrix
Im good, and you?
Meh im kinda annoyed at bandlab ngl
who the hell is Steve Jobs 💔
They put the best feature for producers behind a pay wall
Are you a racist
So sad Tupac died
💥
Say tupac
🚗 🐓
Bye beta
👹
What kind of question is this
Yes or no
I asked because you are car
If you're a racecar you will always have a racist inside of you 🤨
Oh so like wong people
HAHAHBSHHSHS
Does anyone know how to teach me how to leave the game before starting?
Perchance
Jst delete the game
And redownload
Problem solves
But also ignore second step
lol
🐓
u mean comp and allies yeah?
yeah
unsportsmanlike
bet you want to learn how to do that to skip high elo opponents
Nah, it's because I only fall against cheaters lol
i cant blame you then 💀
It's complicated but ty
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/74445811
Pls join
for some reason I have higher MMR in allies than comp
does anyone know any profitable crafts
I think u can try for ak necromancer lol
i tried, failed and now i dont have enough to try again :<
who plays ranked 5v5 and has 520mmr
I only hit it once
is there any other craft for a bit cheaper or a way to get gold quicjk
Get a job
not rlly it’s mostly risky
Real
im 14
Well u gotta wait than
14 year olds can have jobs
depends on which country, in my country you can't really have a job
Than save up money n buy a googleplay card
i dont wanna pay thoi
i just wanna find a way to turn 50 gold to more
Hello guys
Haha
How's everyone?
Hai
hi
eepy wbu
I am good too
What?
U was top frag?
U going to eep at 15pm?
whats so funny
depends on your score. not rounds
its 6PM rn.
ahhh ok
The idea of turning 50g into more without spending money
U lost -23?
Then it must be something wrong with rank system
In every round of the game, your MMR either increases or decreases (not just at the end of the match). The amount of MMR you gain or lose is influenced by the following factors:
-
Rank Difference: If your team’s rank is significantly lower than that of your opponents, the game compensates for this. You gain more MMR if you win, and lose less MMR if you lose.
-
Team Size: The game also takes into account the number of players in your team. If a teammate disconnects, the game adjusts the MMR calculations in your favor
-
MVP Status: The number of MVPs you earn also impacts your MMR. The more MVPs you have, the more favorably the MMR system will treat you.
its possible
Than it’s nrml
sure sure
Tell me when it happens
then it must've been the rank difference + you didn't get enough MVPs
it's been like this since the beginning. Nothing's gonna change
they never listen
some bugs have been around since the game's inception but they do nothing about it
I have 0.81 gold 💀
what kinda knife is that???
He have the harmony daggers?
If Yh than he means 69k gold
ohhh that Nameless?
Yh
💀💀💀
nice
temu factory workers
poland server full of dogs
aye
Not to brag but i have 200g 😎
Eastern USA, full of window lickers
Give me
Who tf plays so2 in usa tho
I mean...def not me 100%
means mostly ppl on Emu?
i have enough money to have around 1700Gold
Give 500 pls
Not to brag but i have dragon glass glove
Selling mp7 legendary frosty chaos collection for 30 gold top one is 35
you can give me some gold
GG !
hehehe
Not to brag but i have m9 dragon glass
hello
Selling mp7 festal wrap pattern 16 for 30 gold 5 gold cheaper then the over mine
at this point you should give up on the game
leave the game before the game leaves u
One man cheeseburger apocalypse
Join my Squad in Standoff 2! https://link.standoff2.com/en/referral/bind/180606487
How do I get rid of Russians who play the game badly and then quit the game -_-
one tap in cs is easier
You can't, they're everywhere unfortunately
😅
Hi
I'm fed up with the game
yes
i remember it being bannable
pc players would stop playing
they only play bc they wanna bully
Crazy
same
On skib?
" how do I get rid of russians In a game made by russians "
dragon glass knife as well?
they’re still banned?
UwU
Anyone online?
Alright.
Can someone tell me why sensitivity in low graphics feel different in high graphics
It's weird
its your device lagging on higu graphics
it just runs smoother w lower graphics
Nah I have 60fps both ways
its not all about fps
Hm alr
just use lower graphics
Someone to compe bronze silver
Let's play
I can play too
Yk u can't find 3 more players
add me
No
we will play a bit later
But idk if i can face your oponents
wdym no
No problem, let's play later
I am silver 2 lol
N u
s4
Nice
Alr
My k/d is 0.12

That on allies, my regular k/d is 0.02
And -0.01 on competitive
You are the prp
Pro
i have -50 on comp
And i have wood 2 on duels
Skibidi Sally Said So
You are wood I got wood, we are not the same

Np I am not that good lol
Hi guys
I can.
Hehe
Some o e got some codes?
Alies I am bronze because I haven't play alien in a long time.
*alies
Yep but I might play bad :/
Nah you will do great.
Does anyone have some codes?
Let's see :/
Nah I don't.
Mk
Alright.
Ah I am sorry I think I have u someone else's account
210223420
Sorry
Don't worry.
Uhm I says no players found.
Yes it is my account a moment ago a person added me
Wait nvm I found you.
Alr
🦛
Ok done.
Selling mp7 festal wrap number 016 pattern for 30 gold (negotiable )the one over mine is 35
thats a 10 gold skin bro
@hallow cradle
?
🙏😭
he thinks its funny to spam people, lets return the favour
he deserves it lmao, cant find any newsletters to subscribe him to and im desperate rn
Dam..
Just go to any 18+ website and put the number
The more the website the better
And pretend to be a single mom
And just watch his message get flooded
?
You don't know [HUNTER NOOB]
Oh,
!
You mean hunter in G2 or other hunter.
@blissful ibex
Hunter in G2😭
Yeah he is my friend.
See you,
Hello?
?
Yeah duh it is night.
Code?
You mean.
Uhm.
What gold?
If you want?
Guys
Nuh uh no links
😭 🙏
Bro literally tried to give links but he failed.
Bro said nuh uh 😭
Who can help me to get a glove
Do anyone have gold?
No one
Or code?
buy gold and buy
I have
You must buy the box.
I have about 0.
Nice
"TG834628" 2 days tag king or fang flare
It says promo code not found
Why?
Website?
Wdym?
Ur on iphone or Android
Android
Promo's have time
I know
It's expired
Guys do you guys have the same problem as me because i swear my crosshair is literally pointed at their head then i shoot but i die first and it says torso shot???? What
When ur low hp and have a rifle but ur teammate had a awm and is full hp jst change the guns u take awm he rifle
Happens to me too
Bruh
Bruh
What
🦕
Ig jst drop the gun and he'l probly change
which mode
hey
anyone wanna play allies
Or comp
fast
rank gold 4 on allies , master on comp
Wasnt this tactic introduced in csgo first
Is there anyone who wants to play in dou ranks?
For the most part it works unless your teamates are random and doesnt listen to you or they do and they suck
I suck
Hard stuck silver ever since i played the game
I have a new profile, send me your ID and I'll invite you.
Yea
And im never playing this game
i got 30 fps conisnetly
And i always have 60 fps wth
New Promocode?
Bru
Ima nut
I just hit champ in duels
It onoy took the whole day
I meant ranger
Bogdan's Law
got that from a random video
Yea smart stuff
My teammate understood it
I was so happy when dude did it
Wth i just dropped the legendary sticker from the 3 coin spin
what
0.21% 💀🙏
you said there aint no smart so2 players
💀
sure I ll be playing some random custom comps soon
majority
Does abt a hour sound good?
good aim*
I consiser myself preety smart
how much ping do you get on singa servers?
120
110
somewhere between there
Chat
lies.
I was playing defuse
And while in the house
I jumped out and started shooting a guy
so youre pretty stupid
Then i got teleported back in the halls right infront of a dude and jst got 1 tapped
jumping and shooting
nice lag
I had 30 fps
dang
i remember you carrying me ,bupinder and absolute
I had 900 ping then 😭
On how many Fps u play?
one time I had 900 ping and was getting kills
That's actually crazy work 😭🙏
just run and gin In high ping
gun*
because of ping you are actually wayyy behind what Is being shown In your screen and by the time It loads the enemy can't even see what hit him
atleast that's what I understand
Yeah
#📸│photos message
me randomly harassing people
ohh
yes shock99
nice nice
Hey so uhh
I got mmr back
And I’m finally master in comp 🥹
now to elite
Ima check my fps
Loll tbh I’m good 😭 I rather hit master on my Smurf
Than risk to lose my rank
make a smurf and start scaring all the lower ranked players
best thing to do
Aughhh i need to get gold back on allies
Welp I have a ton of Smurfs so that’s tech what I do alrdy

me too helping other people rank up
Dawg so people cant have fun anymore huh
you can
If your opponents arent cheaters
Defuse is so stupidly easy most of the time 😭🙏
Well yeah
But when you dont encounter a cheater its fun
its a challange, and people actually use thier brain (most of the time) on rankeds
In defuse 90% of matches you get brainless bots with 0.30 k/d shooting into walls for no reason at all
Just came back from 30d Ban
you cant even make fun of them becasue they wouldnt understand what ur saying
I saw a guy with over 700 hours and 0.16 K/D Today 💔
Wasupp yalll
Can I ask yall a question
Is it possible to play stand off 2 on mouse and keyboard? Ios
Oh alt
Didn’t mean to
Bother u
Adapter?
I have one
Anyone comp Champion?
I got a wireless mouse
people now are not using bluestack to play so2 they using it to inject hacks into so2
And a wireless
Uhh
Kwyboard
(A non wireless mouse but I got adapter)
what do I do?
Does stand off allow keyboard and mouse even?
I copied tus from yt
But Indians are mostly click ate
Clickbait
yeah
spectated my teammate and he was cheating
Champ on comp
like if ur so addicted to a game to have to play it on pc
Just install cs2
never in my entire life i have seen a cheater in my team
(But not me asking to play at mouse and keyboard 2 mins ago)
Faceit did
15$ tho
Premier and mm are SHEIT
Cheaters everywhere
So zim
Anyways
I got the stuff I need
How do I play
On mouse and keyboard
I once met a dude who can change his knives
ON SILVER
🤣🤣
Skin changer
Cheaters are actually common in silver
sorry if I bothered I with the question
What knives
He got butterfly legacy I think
And more
Dual daggers
Fangs
cheaters in silver are the unranked ones that just made an account and started cheating
Stupid rich with two or more knives or just a filth, only two xd
M4 bubblegum isn't even that expensive
a stattrack awm BOOM
what is it now, 400g?
Wasted money fr
Anyone here is maybe bored of many Gods and wants to gimme 70 for spin?
Or just skinchanger
400g is slot bro
I only got 1
The highest I ever had was 2g
🫤
I’m free to play
Albanian?
Same brother same😔😔
like bro
my most expensive skin
Is
M4a1s
Kit sine
Kitsune
Or AKevolution
Spin one?
I would help you but i gaveaway all of my gold
Spin m4a1?
That would be really nice but idk why im unlucky
Well i just bought a random person a knife they wanted
That’s nice of u
Just gimme half nad half leon
Dawg do you want 0.50g 😭🙏
Sure🔥🔥🔥
I want 0.50g
To asked
Already rich
For told
(I have 1.2g
hey could u buy a skin from me
By any chance
Seat
I only have 1.2g
I need 70G for spin🔥🔥
Or 1.6
im poor bro
I lost a account where I did trading for years on
For no reason.
Truth is
I gave it to a friend
Bc he wanted knives
Badly
and I had a
Fang
800g
that is 3 gold
?
Absolute money
I guess yea, i got 2.27 gold rn and i really dont have any use for it
OM TYSM
Go on media🔥🔥
can u buy
A shotgun
?
yk what
Give it to zimblue
He prob needs it more
I’m happy with my gld
I hope one day I can get a knife again ✌🏻
just choose something i wont have to scroll for ages for
🔥
Okay
Let me open so2
Anyone allies silver 1?
Seat wanna help me reach gold in allies?
Did you check if there are any other put up for sale for 2.27
@silent basalt dude jst sell a gun nobody puts to selling
Let me rechange price
Notcommons
Good idea?
i lost gold myself 😭
Do a uncommon or rare
Let me try
yea sure
Id?and which servers u good on
@fossil talon is poland good for ya?
Thank u mr arosa
i live there so that's the best option 
arosa (idc if u give or not it’s ur choice) im not pushing u it’s UMP vhs my name is s1mple I hope I get it
Ima check for a way to get wireless keyboard and mouse adapter to work p
So I play
@fossil talon sent
i cant see names btw i need your pfp
Yea
I have him as a pfp
Theres so many of them
ive been scrolling and scrolling and im at 0.09
Ima see which skin is least sold

yea but it will probably be sold to someone else
Wont work
Do it
There are thousands of bots doing the same thing

