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I stayed away from such things, they're not fitting my personality.
Did you like MLG’s?
what in the Ohio verse is going on?
damn bro did not get modernised
i thought i wanted to stay old school
life without mango & balkan rage Is very sad
this guy took being a millenial to next lvl
smh
Bro u shouldn’t have time for chatting with kids on discord server if u r really 22 😭
I chose to not modernize myself, I like the 80s a lot, 90s are nice too
Mango mango funk 🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭
90 r quit nice
Would like to see some of your thoughts in written form about the market dip that we're currently going through. How long do you think it will last? Do you think the market will recover? Are you actively buying or actively selling? Are you scared to buy?
80 not so my type of thing
You don’t like 80s or 90s phonk?
buy high sell low
Damn..
Well, I'm in vacation, I do have a job but the boss has some problems and had to give me and the rest of the workers some off time, unpaid of course.
professional investor tipp
Some weeks and yes im sure it will recover ppl will get used to new animations some of then arent that bad
atleast free time
Yes.
enjoy life w the little time u have
Promo code in my vid description
Yep. It would have been real painful otherwise, we only get one day off for Christmas and it's on December 25th.
You actually talk so elegant
dawg what skin should I get I only have 10 gold
oh wow do u not get to take days off?
like
Haven't seen someone be this serious in a while
Well, as I said earlier, I like writing and reading.
pick when u wanna have sm free time?
When’s update for IOS??
I dont like reading its boring but im sure its good for you to do that
reading is quite nice if u read the right books
We can get days off off our off days but like there are some days off given the boss for events such as Christmas.
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
You are wrongly attributing a cause to an event or situation by blaming an unrelated external factor
why not take the whole week off and celebrate w family
Nobody knows bro
Simplify dont hit me with words I dont understand
We usually get like 1 day per month since we started working up until a specific amount, I can't remember now but I think maximum 10 days?
The market will pickup around January 7th
so u work illegally? or why u get no off days?
Nice
It's not caused by the animations
Ce lucri frate
By the wheel spins?
I work legally but days off time is weird where I live.
Montator subansamble.
Yes
its absolutely insane💀
Aoleu
Oh I knew it
yep
Basically, the longer you worked, the more days off you can get.
id advice u to write in romanian chat before u get a mute
Yep, I recommend the same.
thats actually quite fair
You can see the exact same fluctuations occurring last year
How'd you know its romanian?
cuz it is
But how?
words
ive dealt w romanians
Indeed. It'd be crazy if somebody who just started working is allowed to take 10 days off that specific year and another 10 in the coming years, per year.
- he has romanian role
What words you knew they were ro
That's what I look at
idk xd but i have 2 romanian friends so ik how it looks like XD
And you're dealing with one right now, I'm Romanian.
youre the first respectable romanian ive met
Bruh
Lol
Transylvania best
Real
Hopefully Hungarians won't take it.
They won't
Appreciated. You're also quite a nice person to talk to.
Lol
if u chill i chill
XD
Grammar is afraid of you. I've kept a close eye on you and you never made any mistakes
Had to make a joke. 🤣
I might be all this serious but I can joke when it's needed. My personality is very interesting and surely y'all haven't met it all yet.
I'm doing my best, respecting a language by using it properly.
Do you rage?
nowadays its used w a lot of slang
and brainrot
and im all for it
🙂↕️
If I could paint a picture I would see you raging and wishing your opponents a "Merry Christmas" instead of swearing
😭
I see those type of people a lot in my school
some real sigmas 🙂↕️
I can say I'm normal compared to others
Tired of waiting that update 😔
As any normal human, I do have my moments when I rage but it's not that rage where I break stuff, tho I used to, now I would say I chilled my rage and I don't destroy things. When I feel anger about to spit out of what I call "the glass of feelings" I just read a book or listen to some music to calm down.
Same
When do iOS version realese?
Yeah, that's true, that's what makes it complicated for me to understand it but again, I try my best to understand.
slangs aint hard to learn
Well im not as old as you but all I can say im still a kid and I can NEVER be calm when I play games
just try putting sense into it and itll make sense
Yeah, I know, they're really not hard to. I'm just not interested in learning it because it's not beneficial but rather harming for my brain.
makes sense
What music you listen to?
yo do we know when s8 ends?
I used to be like that, it'll change by time with the right dedication.
Hello, do you have a code that gives you gold?
Spring 100%
Until the next one comes bruh
Don’t ask us
My brother is 20 bur he is just like me
I know for sure
big brain moment
👍
Right now, I'm into 2pac and B.I.G . Mostly by 2Pac I listen to remixes, they're well made. Not many remixed songs by B.I.G though. Before I liked pop music a lot. I don't really listen Romanian music, not really fitting my personality.
so it's like 3 months
Not even Parazitii or BUG?
Around that
Used to, not anymore.
try eminem and khantrast
That's the one Romanian music genre I hate the most.
Are the new skins on the market place already?
Same here
Used to listen Eminem too, I go back once in a while when I'm hungry for his rap art.
I listen to romanian songs but not manele or smth just normal things
Which?
have u listened to fif yet?
The new anime collection
Nah like which battle pass
No the battle pass just came out
Yeah, I'm fine with manele at parties or wedding and such events but I wouldn't listen to them when I'm traveling for example.
Ooh its a battle pass
Yeah
Fif? Haven't heard of until now.
I thought its a case
Yeah so many new things
50cent
Nah
Oh, you mean 50Cent, I have heard of him, not under the name of Fif tho. Listened to a couple songs too but again, something at his songs pushes me away.
Falling down the stairs
hi
understandable
how much is the battle pass
Eminem? like the guy from fortnite?
Yeah, I'm very picky when it's coming to songs.
💀
fr?
no update yet
You're too young to know about who are we talking.
hahaha
Crazy level of brainrot
youre in a server about a mobile game bro
Yes.
Hey guys anyone 1v1 ???
when does the opdate is on ios
He is a grown man
crazy how many people crying over a simple joke
youre even more stupid to not understand basic levels of sarcasm
And you're infecting a nice conversation with brainrot. Which conversation I will now leave. Goodbye!*
goodbye
same, i started listening to breakcore and hardstyle
but i still listen to em
cuz em is just goated
is it normal that i dont have the update on my phone
btw eminem is my favorite artist just so you know
and ive listened to him for 15 years
no one cares
If you your phone is Apple yes
Quiet brokie
Whenever apple is done reviewing
Tomorrow
You haven't even lived for 15 years.
It depends on App store not om devs
I think
oh
Fr
aigjt tu
?
how old are you sir
Mhm
to be in a standoff server
il u
He said he 22
i do NOT believe that for a second
So far, from how you're talking, you sound about 10 years old. Isn't Discord 13+?
hes an edgy 14 year old tryna act all grown up
wow youre so cool man
hi nora
19
22 is so much
hi been a while
Wait you meant the meme or the actual thingy
good wbu
I do,its 21
I'm good, haven't played so2 in months.
same butthe server still avtive
me when i show her my knives in standoff 2 and she still has her clothes on
Guys what is the best way to got more gold?
Joining a conversation uninvited is quite disrespectful to the members of said conversation. Please ask to join one before joining in uninvited.
Sell skins
You talk like an 1880's british man
Yeah, I'm out.
😭😭
Trying to use strong words deosnt make you look grown up
😭😭😭
Fries with ketchup better than my life
@unreal vault Why you talking from 2 accounts lmao
what is you talking about
He is educated unlike you
We done lost grandpa
ah yes using education on discord
on a standoff 2 server
@midnight juniper is you acc
This black hole gas a point
Has* keyboard
Issues
Is Anyone Looking for a Clan?
yea im simultaneously typing from 2 accounts
very smart
You have a spotify account named Lucid
You are so lonely
You talk to your self
Crazy man
bro thats my old account i gave to my friend
Yall
it aint
Im black
Yeah.
Do u play clan battles?
What if he’s acoustic
Im looking for a clan, a clan has no toxicity for no reason, and do clan battles
How long is it
same here
damn man
Good question
the effects of having gold 2 in standoff
Guys u sell plague gloves? I need i give 2.600 Gold
hello
what i am witnessing is peak cinema
Compliment accepted
clearly visible who has it..
Yes
@bronze grove
Who have gloves plague i need i give 2600 gold
i wanna join your clan how do i
Someone competitive gold 4 mt rank
Don't break the server rules please
Ban this dude
Mute 📈
yo ban him
@solar pecan when will ios get update?
Who have gloves plague i need i give 2600 gold?
@midnight juniper new mod got on ping him too
;/
Get in the full list
Yep
I hate standoff2 by ping*

He got banned
HOORAYY
My inventory got bug and i seller 2 m4 night wolf i got 400k gold but standoff2 gived me 600k
Must be so fun to be a mod
2 hour later i lost my 200k gold
You just mute ban and kick
Its not
Sadly
@bronze grove mute me pls
no one cares
Dont expect people to help your mistakes
why do we need to type in italic?
I have 3600 gold :/
brain damage
😭
Who have plague gloves?
this dude just says this to everyone doesnt he
Caught u
in italics
Dangerous one
maybe
Dramatic
I know
Does anyone know when the update will arrive for iPhone users?
Ios will not have an update unfortunately
It will but probs after New Year
who
cool
Guys who sell plague gloves or retrowave i give 2600 gold
Maybe 2650
Stop spamming bruh
@midnight juniper
Sadly no one will
He gor muted
why?
I dont spam
The guy who fought grandpa from 2002
oh the guy who said the server aint real?
Yes
This is spam bro
That was a worthy battle
@bronze grove
both banned?
What's wrong?
Pls tell u standoff2 need trading channel
Sover said smth abt u
For 2 weeks
@tall herald
and jundio?
Me account?
Lmao
My english bad*
He's not
Mute me for 1 hour
Turan
Just restart the program and check it again
I have an question
venom
I'm listening
My old account banned 2020-2021 year but i dont know why banned
You should contact with helpdesk
We don't provide in-game support here
Hello. @ivory latch what rank are you allies/comp?
go check bru
Who is?
I tryed but Nobody cared
the guy i dmd u about
I have 2 account*
What do you need to do to get perm ban
then its not
Comp - gold 1
Allies - silver 4
I'II check your complaint again soon
alr
Maybe he won't receive ban
Would you be down for Allies, tomorrow GMT+3? Right now, I still have to play the 10 games.
If you even contacted, then you will receive your answer definitely
Do you like to be mod?
he went into dms just to harrass me
There's no way for no answer
Yes
My old account was 60 fps and I wasn't happy with this situation, then Turkish bit youtuber sent me a video to me linked the presentation download me I downloaded it later I got 61-60 fps I got 1 fps I was 4 hours after I looked at the ban food code I didn't remember but what was 1002 mi. I wrote this standoff2 but no one looked
Can you mute me 1 hour
No.
My old account worth 6k-9k gold
Contact with us again there; https://help.standoff2.com/en
@bronze grove bro can you talk to me in Dm 2 minutes?
Of course
Thx
We are both romanians can you just tell mw the time you are talking about
When upd will drop?!?!!,,
About 3 PM?
When will the update be avaible on IOS?
I'll see if I can just keep me added so we can keep eachother in touch
it’s out
No
yes
Bro you need help me
Appreciated! Also, sure thing, I'll add you.
@bronze grove i need your help
Cap
Come on stop cappin
For i get my old account
restart ur phone
What's wrong?
Send pic
iOS update yet?
Who want Play?
No
I send you a photo
nah
Nope
🤷
Maybe next year we will have it
aight bet
When we are getting update bro
2025 or 2026?
Are we gonna get smth bcs of this wait
no
They will delay it until 2027
He is just a mod not a developer he doesnt know
I think 2026 if you’re lucky
its delayed because app store needs to verify files if it isnt virus
It's not our fault 😦
Depends iOS moderation
Gta VI are getting out before standoff update is crazy work
I'II check it in 2 minutes
@bronze grove why u tagged ?
How do I be good at this game😭😭
Turan i real you need help i need get my inventory*
Ios rly needs 2 days to verify 1gb update?💀
practice i guess
I do that but idk what strategies to use
In training
Or in games
Joo vole joi
But the reaction time of the enemies are so fast
??
@bronze grove dm?
nice
Ur new here?
nah
I play with a stretched screen sk
Idk if that affects it
It's basically, asking a cashier where a specific item is.
i never played stretched cuz im ios
ipad?
iphone
I meant android
xr
which?
@here u sell plague gloves? I buy it
😭
but ill be buyin iph 13 pro
Well should I use it orrr
I using s24 ultra 120 fps
nicee
How you fps?
Dm
Same fps
40-60
60?
depends if its overheated
DAMN what device you on
@peak patrol dm
iphone 8
Give me your settings :q and aim
Yeah I assumed
Me iPhone 15
60 or 120 fps?
120
he is boosted 😉

by who?
ze vapzen
cd
new promo code guys

Man this server has weird rules
Oh cmon
Everything is weird
Do you got any else??
whereee ist update !!!
better than nothing
u on iPhone?
Nicht hier für ios
Chilling in the apple HQ


What yall think abt my sens
I find it comfortable for me but I'm so bad
I can't play without gyro
how.
how do u even get a kill.
Then if they are comfortable for you ,the problem is with you ,learn to play
I get kills but I'm still in bronze
I mean I'm good with gyro in other games
Idk if I should gyro in this
Game

The secret of succes
Does anyone know when the update will arrive for iPhone?
I used to play without gyro at first but now I'm used to it lol, i tried playing without gyro but aim feels inaccurate
I'm having the same problem as you loll
Bro can't even spell success
Idk if I should turn on gyro

@everyone
you can try, It's easy for me to aim
Yes, I can’t see the letters well anymore
Cz I'm lazy now
SAME HERE
What sens do you use tho
🍹
I dont remember i have to log in to game
Aha
I changed my gro sens I think it's like
1.62
keep testing until you find the perfect sens
I never find out my perfect sens
Been playing the game for like 2 months
Ohh good luck You'll get there soon
bro
Well do you know how you got your perfect sens maybe you could help me?
Oh
I thought it was a charm
😭
honestly I've wish
they only given temporary items so far
It depends on your Device, how much fps do you get in game?
100-120
Sa mi bag piciorul ,mă duc să beau
Dang You're lucky, i had to use a third party app to get 120fps, now It's not working after updates
What app?
Brevent?
Setedit?
Setedit
Brevent? Never heard of it
Setedit but brevent kinda f uped my device
What how.
when ios!!!???!
Idk
Idk i searched yt, internet but only found setedit app
Tomorrow I think
I put many stuff on my device using setedit
I wish I could root my device but idk how
Cause apple doing same sh!t every yeat
And I might f up my phone if I do
Yeat?
Did ios get the update yet?
Alr
808?
crash out
95090656
Venom
Maybe rooting causes a ban not sure
Maybe ask the mods
its so people dont exploit
it doesnt ban u
it just physically doesnt let u in the game
its dependant on ur devices refresh rate
u have a 60hz screen so it caps at 60 fps
Crazzy how I completed all missions of week 1
Don't tag for no reason please.
its crazy how a million dollars company cant make an update eligible for iOS
🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
im still scared to go into competitive cus idk who to play with and dont wanna carry my team 😭
Lol
they have to reupdate the version to be compatible for iOS
Ohh
I played with ma bro
that happens to every fkin big update
they have ti drop 31.2.1
cause they are incapable of making the update right the first time
always happens
its getting me tired of this game
App Store just taking their sweet time with the moderation
I'm pass level 9
thats not true
the update simply isnt compatible with APPLE
they need to optimize it again
cause it doesnt succeed the verifications obviously
it always happens with the big updates
fr they could do the moderation in 1-2 days and its taken more than 3
its completely developers fault
not apple s fault
how comes every other game has updates in time but standoff doesnt ?
💀💀💀
cus the other games probs get the update moderated by apple before releasing on android
the update isnt even that good dw ab it
i see so2 is trying to fix the animations in the future
which im glad
Bro why my game is full bug after that update
its normal for me maybe we gotta wait a day
And the update for iOS
Sup
Hello guys
I just wanna ask if the grenades in the tree will disappear if you claim the frame or stay after that?
You will still keep the grenades after
I only need two legendary to get the legendary one 🥲
Thank u sm 🙏
You're welcome
12 am for me and still no update f game
Is update?
its not game its ios :Dd
disappear
probably
No they didn't
so no then
and in total you can pick up only once or you can pick them all up?
tmw uptade?
i hope bro
Who wanna play competitive or allies
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Goddamn spent 4500 gold for that spin and didn't even get atleast 1 arcane
Yo,can someone give me some gold on standoff 2?
If u want to play tomorrow tag me
I would but i ios
I have an emergency
hospital bill?
Not really
Then no emergency i see
Oh what a shame
Im tired of waiting fr taking too long
Ong
Pls,man only 10 gold or how much do you want plsss
I would still prefer the old one
nah the new one looks more like csgo
more easier to use aswell
Doesnt make it better
Not to old players
Yea its just copying the game
in my opinion it looks better
brain muscle memory says otherwise
To me personally (I've been playing for a little over 5 years) it is VERY wierd now
Straight out the window
Im about 4 years
what level are u lot ?
In on new account so 65
93 🙏
I've been playing so casually that in 5 years I gathered 560 somwthing hours
before your level would reset at 50 when you got your medals
also the medal were better before
I still hate how new knives looks
everything looks so bad rn
2022 medal looks sick
Fr
More kid friendly
So theres a bigger audience
But this game is not kid friendly when u enter with a russian to match
Hello
Hii
Well
Ig
Does anybody know if Standoff 2 will get a full on port to pc? (It wasnt answered in the faq)
got the gold one
wish i farmed more to get the better ones
Got bronze 🙏
I wanna sea how many softs there will be if more than this season imma quit
do u get any medals like rank medals and stuff when the update comes ?
That would make sense wouldnt it?
like the rank resets ?
I'm asking
Rank will reset only in like 2-4 months
No bro
bro i hate the fact that the gold one looks so similar to the bronze one
so u don’t get anything from ranking up?
charms
@brave idol you okay?
For the update you will have s charm and a spray
now i think we will get a charm for the duel mode aswell
But no rank charm
No
you get a rank charm
I'm colorblind so to me they're almost exactly the same
To be fair i think they wont give cuz like dude 3 charms???
Bro doesnt find diffrence in game between skins
I got a snake charm...
they have to because it would be unfair or maybe they ll give a sticker
Sticker would be nice tbh
Thats a advantage
It's not that bad but if I dont pay attention they are really similar
like you have daltonism or what?
Whats your rank
how does it work
Yes
I'm unranked rn but I believe I'd be silver
isnt it complicated when you stop at a trafic light
No
coz of green and red
Weve all ben there
Pheonix 🐦🔥
But for example I cant tell the difference between blue and purple or dark green and brown
I cant tell difrence between dark blue and purple too:)
👍
When is the iOS update coming out???
If not tomorow imma kms
Ayoooo chill
👍
do it
I swear im gonna find developers knock them and put worms in theire mouth
😦

its
apple's fault
not axlebolt's
apple sucks
Then im friends with standoff forgot what i said
boycott apple app store
hell yeah
+1
ppl making 10 tires to the pass already i bought the premium one and cant even play
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Hi
And imma do you from the back
homo
Let's behave more civilized
y u been banned
how much is ur gold
sad story
i think even what can get u a mute lmao
that*
good
i got banned once for something similar
a long time ago
like 2020 on a diff acc
i think i posted my inv on media and asked what its worth
or tried posting my offer of a skin i was selling
yeah but mostly they r helpfull
ive had very good and very bad situations with them
When will be update on ios?😭😭😭😭
ive had some mods help me get 500+ mmr back from unbanned cheaters
and ive had some legit not ever respond or just give up
dont be so excited
u got a knife? @sage dew
Standoff have bad antycheat😂
sure
How?
What are yall talking abt?
I was bronze 4 in Allies and because of randoms I’m now in bronze 2 does anyone want to help me
I wanted the iOS update to arrive, I'm so angry ahhhh I can't wait any longer
Can someone help me
just event sakura
Did they cancelled jkomando spins?
Theres updates on ipads but not on iphones like dude…
I wish I could witness the update
It is
The update is never for me🤷
If there wont be an update at 01:00 then it wont be an update unless at 15:00
nice
Fr hahahahaw
cheaters are more desperate theyre waiting free 0.32 version cheats
Atleast give us 1 free spin bcs of waiting
Still need to give something
Its axles too
First time when i tell i need android 💀
maybe apple should give u iphone17
I’m a iOS player too
Why didnt they first add to the iphone
They'll give you a thanks for waiting bro
Then to android
bc theyre in vaccation
Bcs they know google will apply instantly
Why they just can got update in both
Why not
Apple is slow ahh
What makes you think that 😆😆😆
Bcs apple is slow
BECAUSE Apple and Android gets alot of submissions bro
theres NOT only Standoff2 bro
If we are honest nobody cares about other games
Well people are saying the update is going so bad
We want the update
people that play these games care
But androids have update allways first
☠️☠️☠️
Jump
not everytime
Dumbs
🤓🥰😞🥰
❤️🦶
I guess we have something better than apple after all 😳
🤗😰😰🤗
Nightmare have first androids now have first androids
Okayyy
🥹🦶❤️
🐥🔥🐥🔥
👃🦶❤️
Wth is our chat😭
Someone say the update for iOS is coming one week later
my ahh thought hackers wont come until i remember people pay for cheats and theres already some for version 0.32
Im tored of idiot turkey ppl
🤑💔💔😊
They trash and idiot asf
Damn that fast?
Ego idiot no dna istg
❤️😱🫶🏻
ye
Always telegram
sometimes they scam u
Nothing special
With IOS don’t come udate
cuz i said so
HAHHAH
Wenn
2026
It's always like that
You just kidding yeah😭😭
Because of their unix os🦶
😡👿 remember im must stay sigma
Nahh how u see that
🦶👃🫶🏻
stay focused 👿👿
Okay💸
distractions 👿👿
Bro is not slick🐺🙏🙏🙏
Why 2026
😱😱
😱🥵🥰
ios 😢
Can stand-off please change the hud to how it was before? And the gun buying shop at the start of the round? It’s so buggy now
Looks so bad
Why not
It looks more pretty
You need 👑
No
🥸💸💪
🐺🔥🗿
Okay master💸
🎄👑💸
"Silver"🙏🙏🙏
☺️🎀
Yeah he’s silver
😚🎀
U don’t need to try hard to hit hold lol
U need
Nah ios ppl have more gaming skills than reading skills🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
Sometimes
What
What
What what?
What what what?
What what what what?
What?
Huh?
Uh nuh?
Nuh uh
Uh huh🦶
🍿 🗿
Uh nuh
Absolutely cinema👃
real
Nuh pluh
Pluh