#💬│english-chat
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fr?
u don’t need 3
Yeah it just need 2
Yall play ranked? 🧿
ye
one guy was standing. The middle guy is crouching
the guy who shot me sniper me
idk how. but peeking it was hard
Mens pinpoint exact location kinda
axlebolt sucks
I would def won't play today
gatekeeping ios update
and my friend is too low rank so km waiting for him rn
fr
Its Ios bro not them 🧿🧿
i’m lwk fiendinf for update
Now I know how the bronze feels when I m smurfing
Apple is rewieving ahhh
can’t apple just let it slide
could be eu special documents fff
There were russia Ukraine war secret paper leaked in a discord called thug shaker central
wsp
And were found on wow mao discord
bro got absolutely destroyed by the matchmaking 😭😭😭
Ye
the only one I won was
The one in which the russian enemy left
😭😭😭
Cuz high ping
but my kd improved
Fr
W
When playing with new players
(my kd is hitting the ground)
W
They don't know how to shoot so I just baited them
standoff community soo lucky i haven’t got the update
i’d be hitting m40 clips left and right
Bro might be Him 🥶
Me too in training 
Free young thug
Same bro
ios update is out. (troll)
free me til it’s backwards!!!!
When is this update coming
bruh
@bronze grove Is there a list of weapon rebalance? The forum doesn't say anything about it
iOS update will be out in 21 mins
your message got removed faster than my opps when i got m40
(day 1 of spreading misinformation on discord)
Ok
Ayo Abedin
keep dreaming... xD
💀
who r u? srry I forgot
Just believe 🙏
Dw bro i didn t played in a long time
real
Why cant they premove the ios update
And then release the android one after ios is out
no
they should ong
actually ngl it should be same time
Just send it for review
that’s what most popular mobile games do
excatly
Android and Ios have different times to complte a review
What the hell is ios even approving
it’s not like they released this update on a special day anyway
Approving Pfps
Each pixel?
Is it iOS standards
yeah ik but it sucks...
You can check the new update article; https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/10329460-kitsune-dreams-update-0-32-0-description
apple uses emulators to run every file of the update to check for viruses
damn
And they not only review standoff but also other games
29292983million games a day 😰
yep iOS security is higher
they habe a fest CoNpuTer
Well,the App Store moderation verifies every single asset and see if they fit their guidelines
Very fest
So android doesnt care if viruses are being given out?

Ye kinda
they just do it faster
I mean… its literally a pc but in your pocket
🥭🥭🥭🥭
Yeah probably that
they obv check for big mal/cb viruses but not every file
Zangl zangl in big 2025
Small*
orange very tasty
Thats Pepper
But I like mango 🍊
Txguss
Which stand off 2 employee is gonna hide a virus inside of an fn fal skin file
If I become one

Would
Def
F ur skins
Who want to play?
Im thinking if the new spin is worth it
Mac de marco
Kinda
Only for those gloves?…
Have to get used to it
Ohhh
Im only based on what people say
New update is alr
Also rip infinite spin on butterfly
Are fragment boxes ever going to be on market
Yeee
Idk
IOS UPDATE LIVE!!!!!
If u joking
Im gonna do some questionable things
bro omg finally
when is the rank will reset?
Well
Ranks reset?
yeah
No
I like the new animations
So hope not
They’re much smoother
At least they fixed the Mac-10 animation
u cant spin its look bad when u spin
2-3 months
Today or tomorrow
i think they should put animation option in settings
Bro they better give iOS users longer time because of this delay
it a good idea isn't
i expect bot lobbies forever as compensation
Bro is ios update out or nah
u can contact
Can you help me
Ik
That’s why google play and overall android gets a win here when it comes to update delivery
nosh
android is better than apple in most ways
Ik
Hello guys
idek why i only get apple products
The ecosystem…
apple is good
Will there be an update?
Yes
True
In ios?
Who have android😄
Thenks
bro android phone looks so bad for real
Yeah if we don’t have game updates fast it doesn’t mean android is better than iPhone
true
Yeah but Its good on other thinks,i have android And Its good
I won’t switch back to android
Whene ubdate for ios coming
Uhh today or tomorrow
Today or tomorrow nobody know
Or this week
when kanye president
Kk
Bro this delay is worse than the Subject X one was
2 day im sad because game destroyed my butterfly
there is nothing fun about the new update
Yeah that’s sucks
The animations
also the bayo
Im a fan of the new ones
Only for karambit is good animation
looks bad when u hit
Also
And guns size 💀
This ubdate Is good,but i didn't like new animations on guns on knifes Are good but on guns Are bad,btw sorry for my english😅
do u have knifes?
All of u say they changed the default knife animation
yeah its bad
All of them(sold them all) except daggers
Yes
Yoo mates
Bro did we see animation on soutgan
Youtube
bro the shoutgun is like switching in fortnite
Hahah
True
like camon
Bam bam
Yeah counter strike+fortnite ubdate😂
Shotgun ❌ pump ✅
I don't think anyone cares Abt default knife animations becuz everyone has it
💀💀
but in a stupid way
Yeah
fr😂
Too much CS2
Plus valo buy menu
even the hud
Dum dum
the buy hud is so complicated
Now we need minecraft fov settings
Phahahaha
✅
Pov quake pro
They should have just brought in the return option and autobuy and leave it as it was
The new buy menu Is good,everyhing in one click
They should have add in settings a square for old shop
like what does the developers even think bro
Yeah it’s so simple
what running in ther mind
refund was needed badly ong
I personally think there was no need for changing the models itself, they could've made the knives more updated to keep it's relevancy
Yeah thats verry good,finally thing thats in shop helps
But oh well they kinda made it worse than better in that sense too
i agree
itsnot fun to equip the butterfly anymore
Dude
like its has low animation and no spin
Exactly, looks like a cheap attempt at making so2 private server
What in the world is with the new butterfly animation
😂
Style of guns And animations Are same in CS2,old was perfect And i think fast switch
yeah
The models looked like cs 1.6
Tbh
i hope in the new update they bring it back
Yeah😂
when update comes
i dont know why they changed it like camon
What are these Fortnite ahh animations bro
Yeah me too
Like the graphics felt arguably better before
Out in ios?
The glock holding animation looks so awkward
Not yet
Y’all were right… these animations are mid tier
ios update?
Too cartoony and call of duty like
Glock wants to escape from my screen
when its coming?
Hi noob
even the ups
Today or tomorrow
Real
I showered sorry
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
i dont know his thumb is weird
Its from Csgo
Pov new ubdate:skiny on characters,keys to open cases😳😳
i get update 2 days ago, my friends still didn' get it
Thr holding is good but animation is weird
*skins
Go play cs2
True
They added too much frames while animating it
New code "HAPPYNEWYEAR"
And they’re very call of duty like
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
I don’t think they changed it
Bro spamming
The hands are so geyy too
😭🙏
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
It looks similar to how it was before, honestly their hands look like it has no muscles.
Nah we don’t
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
What did u guys all vote for
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
😅🤣
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
Yeah stop spammin now
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
even with the karambit
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣
CS2 i played And thats bad standof 2 Is GOLD but new ubdates💀im scared standof future 🥺
Advanced display of allies (i never played allies)
Same
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣🥹
Bro
Cs2 claps standoff
Bro is not locked in
Chose to sell multiple things at once
Lol idgaf, imma switch to val fr
Oops
Claps the evolution evolution out of it
Val is ugly
Early 2025
Did yall realize that the MP7 new model was from Standoff1? 😅🤣93199989
coming on mobile
What knife is the best to fit with the new gloves💀
It will be so much easier to make gold and the market will move so fast
Bro slid in his id
cant play val they all one tap
no fun about it
“Let me just slip the tip in babe” ahh
Just a different game, looks way more polished in its genre than so2 is rn. Also presumably will have more players
Just finished my bio dinner, except for tomatoes they dont grow in winter
When is update in iphone
Next year
The 900 zetons spin Its crazy
Never
..
Ur gonna play with Femboys bro
……
axlebolt sleep
Yes same
Just ignore them fr
When they end skibidi toilet serie
now way mobile players will have same people
Apple
everyone’s gonna ply it
Well considering i already met 5 fem boys in so2
It's not new
Even pubg players switching
Same
💀💀🙏🙏🙏
It’s not axlebolt fault
Also
Update need to check test
Yo flaw
What are these russian kids in game spamming “Tim f”
Wut
did u ever play pubg and crash out to those fake tutorials?
that just clicjbaited you to
Their yap session
Man in 2025 im waiting dor Offroad2, Vietnam war, wieltkrieg, polyfield update, flexicx update, Delta force and Standoff3
They are troubled child
They also spam bxjdkdklsls
Is more maps coming to defuse
In 2025 we need standoff 3
Nah
Yeah russian people in so2 Are everywhere
Real
Only Zone9
Or “Xaxaxaxaxa” after dying
Oh yeah r6 and delta force, imma try those too
"AXAXAXXAXA" then they get oblirated next round
Get tap tap and wechat account
Standoff 3 before gta 6
Bro when I played pubg those stupid tutorial clickbaits made me crash out
I Hope they bring back
U can try them now
I remember punching my IPad
Dam only sandstone for rank werid
they was so annoying just yapping inna diff language
I dont have a phone number sadly, so i cant make wechat acc
Bro thinks I'd go through all dat trouble lolol
💀
They are
Its ez bruh
When I rage after somehow someone shoots me through walls I smash my head in the phone
0% language 100% understand
I go inside my hands
And watch from my hands
my eyes or on my hands
If only so2 atmosphere was a bit like Cs2 (its mobile)
Eh I'll just wait, I'm done with playing betas and stuff
%language %Zlurp glurp 🚆👽
Next year or never
Nothing worse then carrying a team full of russians across all server and you can’t even communicate
Nope
Bro me shoot through walls in every math

It’s that allies match and the russian teammate says something in chat and you just continue playing coz u don’t understand,that’s me
Today i have russian team💀
Bully him guys 🚆😡
Fr
This is mine now
Lmao real
Don’t hurt my feelings
I just be cussing them out and they have no clue what I’m saying 💀
Yay
THAT ALREADY came out
Ik
Me too
Bloodbath ahh player
Bliat
Hi
I finished bloodbath
😶
ios update any info?
Apple is slacking
Error
I finished 3 extreme until now Astral Divinity, Bloodbath and Crazy 3 which was an extreme and now is an insane
Yoo wsp
They’re working on the new iPhone Pixel Pro
Google pro max
No atp gta7 will be out before we get the update no bs
Ima goon
Nothing chillin, you?
Yeah i today write in defuse to russian people "guys english"And one russian write "i not speak english" xd
Nc, yeah same doin good
But i do
I even wrote in Russian “I’m not speaking russian” as my name
I speak english
THE SAME THING
I am not English speak man
Dude these russian cheaters are so annoying omg
That’s what I’m saying lol
I cant even play normally without being trashtalked by a russian cheater in oposite team
That's good buddy, im enjoying a little bit of wine
Fact: I was with a cheater in an allies match and it was a hacker undercover as a normal player but the last 2 rounds he pressed the win button and he won without the round starting
Lol , holiday time… what else can be😭 (but stay with that “little” tho)
Wilddddd
Officialy a gooner
Yeah,Its good when i finally writing with english people from so2 xd
dont drink by urself brother share it with us
Bro there was once a time… when standoff was extremely hard to hack
Harder than critical ops
That happened to me in 5v5. Loaded into a ranked match when I blinked and I opened my eyes it was a 10 round instant win like tf 😂
Ace age
Rakija >
How did u get that pfp
Secret 😉
I want it and idk the things name bruh
I have more
Im searching for the old avatars
just cooked 50liters of it
Low kwaliti
Ask turan
Ofc shqipe 😉
grape
I got sum right here
Hehe
Enjoy it
Yooo
thanks man you too
Ima keep it with this
hahaahaha ofc
Thats my problem xd i JOIN to allies And i leave,10 seconds i Will JOIN And Its 0/7
But i can’t find it anywhere,just in screenshots
Hello, is there still a way to leave a ranked match during warmup without punishment if there are any cheater in the match?
yes just leave
u wont get punished
its bugged
Oh alright, thank you!
np
Bro when is the upd on ios
Wazaa
wait until the heat death of the universe starts
hoping before the new year tbh
i swear if the update won’t come out tomorrow…
i swear apple is having a beef with russian devs or smth
2026
nah. best outcome is 2077
Apple loves them
🥹❤️
They really do
especially me I love those r worded(really nice) b worded(beautiful) Russians!
imagine GTA6 came out before ios update lmao
meanwhile me as a unranked decided to NOT play rank cus my wifi
Imagine
130 ping on avg ain’t gonna help me past silver
Maybe
no.
Neither
is ios update out yet
No
nope
i made pheonix in 20h
BRO
Nope
BRONI ONLY DID 1 game chill
stop using full caps
The AKR12
its kinda nice
what happened to MY BOY???
i wonder if they did any balance changes
The old one was so much better
Some like it
Js watch the sm11
I hate it bro what is that
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY????
Show me
Show me
Sure
The pump i meant
I’m silver 3-4 tho
u cant see a single thing when u pull out the as val
it’s a new account so I didn’t grind
Looks like u pulling it from the sky
I’m recently ranking up
Bro please listen to me though I know them so well
ios
Yessir
id
Morda
hmm
Did ios upd come out?
Nah
Yes
Yes
It didnt
I have update
Show
On my iphone
235104977
Bros trolling
Go check the version
Fr
lol
ill join ig
Added
165885983
“by this treasure, i summons the walmart value m4!”
Bruh all excitement is gone
Wdym
fr
everything in the update was good until the animations got released
For the new update, all excitement is lost
plus the delayed IOS update
ios always delayed
Bro im talking about not getting the update at all
Not this much
Well just like the UI couple updates back, we'll get used to it
apple try not to hires snail pace mods into the team
What?
Fr
Blame the apple store people
They take forever to check
rest in peace butterfly combo…
yes been like this every year now apple ios doesn't review any updates over the weekends
At times like these I'm glad I have a samsung
Yall didnt even get the update and I am alr finished with this week's BP missions
might get it tomorrow
So tomorrow hopefully we get it
🥹
i used to have a samsung j3 to grind when apple is checking the update until the phone is literally crashs upon opening the game
crossin my fingers ios does its job this week
we should boycott apple fr fr
I play on a samsung A12 and it's running fairly good
me too lmao
The weekend should have been fun
also daily missions
Yeah that too
Takashi that girl pfp was you huh
Yuuur
boycotting does no good 2/3 of the world used google devices
I js changed it tday wym 💀
Did you open your graffiti and sticker pack?
no cuz I didn’t see after adding u
ah it means cl0ud
I gone allies
cuz it was my first username
nope i m keeping it
ah alr
Aight
Yeah np
I don t rlly need thoses so imma js sell the boxes later 🤷🏻
Co na pizde dostałeś
Wrong channel
Idc random
😔
🤗
Did ios update come yet
No
- be me
- buy 10 uncommon pieces ( 0.3 G per one )
- craft into one
- get a Fiend Pistol ( 0.4 G without dev tax )
- i love SO2
I have a simple solution
Dont do that
Thank you mate
Its a big gamble
Fragments are shi
The fragments are priced to be that way
infinite iq glitch
How do i even get good skins without putting money in it
Spend 100G for a case, open case, get a 0.23G rare skin

any news in the ios update
As a hare you get points from the gifts and the gift zones
U dont 👍🏻
Lol
also for killing when you get the candy cane
Yeah
I did before tho
But the foxes are sad as hell
From luck
Finish battle pass for season and sell loot
They can only get points by killing
That what economic look like lmao
Aha
I love capitalism
Do NOT open the boxes and packs
Yeah basically instead of getting ppls with the candy cane it s almost better to js use the speed boost to fetch the gifts
Yeah yeah
Imma grind it and see what I can get from drops
Joke aside i forgot i can buy alot of rare gun and craft them to get a better one
- the snowball is so op 💀
Its still like fragments....
It s still a scam buddy
And to have some sort of safety in case you get caught be a fox
Man these update made the server activz
facts
Promocode ?
None
bro had to change his pfp to a ball 💀
i like tanto
I always win in that gamemode
wth even is this
I swear it is still better than fragments
new tanto is so good
Og standoff lil bro 😡
Craft gun is a guarantee hit
💀
U have bronze 3 i swer
How??
I got banned in og standoff "lil bro"
Wrong, im rankless
Knive swing is broken
In essence not much really changed aside from maps and we got couple more weapons (gameplay wise)
At least craft gun let you know that you about to hit a really good one ( or still bad but better than nothing )
Also why dev add dev tax
Like 0.3 to 0.1 G
Devs greedy
20% commision?
Where my money go
real
b-b-b-but i loves gambling…
For fun
So that it's harder to get better items by trading, in hopes that you'll be so braindead and desperate that you spend money for a knife
also the reason trading with FRIENDS ONLY doesn t exist
I have a question related to Kitsune dreams update!
In the festive tree event , suppose we decorate the tree with 10 RARE bombs to get a RARE frame !!
After that again if we decorate the tree with 10 RARE bombs then what will we get ??
Again rare frame ? Or epic frame or something else ? Or nothing?
to reduces inflation
no idea bruh
Hell nah
Me too, if you want money in order to gamble you have to save a little
i don t have enough decorations
I have none 😭
K
So how can i survive in marketplace and make money ?
imagine getting new golds daily but none is getting out
me too breh but i need a new phone asap so ig i ll just buy the skins after that 😞
that’s just eco 101
💀
Buy when new season is out and sell when season is about to end
either grind for skins and sell them or use your mom’s credit card
I didnt buy any coins so I only spinned the wheel 3 times
Once per day
Bro i am opening box and pray it to hit the red rarity
I bought like
1000 coins
got the grenade skin 💀
Sheesh
mfs that sells their skins to spin realized that the skin will be able to buy with gold once the season is ended:
Gave up gambling
2974
Damn
-38 BC
2974?
Dont spin base btw
Yeah
Yeah i did 900
What
Yeah nah gl
GG..
What is 2974
Base is a scam
Got the FLIPPING GRENADE SKIN 😭😭
The year
The probabilities are horrendous
invests the skins rn and sold them for better value and use that gold to buy the wheel skins
Axelbot is a scam itszlf
True
Hot take but I dont mind the boxes
-38 BC bro
Let's go gambling 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Ehh
ios update when
Ah dang it
Wheel spin is scam btw
Just buy 9k and do 10 900 spins
Cases are scam also
wait. isn’t you need to spin the wheel for deco?
Facts u only get frags cases
2974 beo
AxelScam
i need to check the vid again rq
yes u do
I saved up like 6 of each boxes for whenever they remove a new one and they put the old one ion market
😭 🙏
nice
Bro moderator gonna kill you 💀
stonks plan
i am NOT getting the arcane frame…
Hi

Im also asking the sem question 😭😭 i also wanna know
Æ
wsp chat
I hate frames
i kinda like them
true
WSP CHAT
Brilliant competitive 😞
hi
I gave up on that
hi
👍🏻
y'all ranks are LOW asf
What?
it’s the second best medal in the game
Maybe some ppls have a life
Does it even matter?
some have a life. unlike you
Looks like s
Bro 😭
(i like it cus i’m secretly a furry) /j
and in-game I'm bronze💀 u can fake rank on discord
Bro grinding for rank while i am grinding for skin
"Im not addicted i can stop whenever i want!" aah
We are not the same
let go gambling!!!!
Bruh
I'm literally bronzs
bronzs
:3
Bronze
We all dont have both kmao
Wth bruhhhh

Lesser being
shut
GOLD GOLD GOLD
covers myself in gold bars

ayo @ancient plover
Nah
I'm good
What clan were u in again ? @ancient plover i see u all the time in game but keep forgetting
Remember spinning base only give you 0.27 percent hit the jackpot
Hii
Gyat
I'm in ml95 rn
I need those golds 🤤
Whats ur ig name?
btw. is x2 xp event happens every week or random?
Ohhh righht
i just got back to the game a few weeks ago
Just like promo code, pretty random
Perchance
aw man
I js came back on the game bro u can already forget abt knowing me 🙏🏻😭 i m just friend with some ppls there
i think he s called Axylt or sum like that
also Ray
but yh
How do you guy even have promocode how can i see that
Check insta story
follows their socials
Sometimes they put them there
Did you play in season 3??
The fact that some promo codes only works in Russia 🙏🏻😭
Yeah
insta is the best way to snipe the promocodes tbh
Axlebolt racist approve
Game glitched @maiden sorrel
Was based in Europe at that moment tho- 😭
frr
i’m still pissed that i erase my radiation sticker back in ss1 cus idk much about sticker
ayo
looking at the price of it now making me regrets my choice
Your ign rn??
real
What did you equip it on?
Nah i ll send u a mess rn if yw
Eh, you know bro,... Just a tiny bit
shotty reactor…
W Axelbolt
Next time buddy
Eh
What happened
i’m still having g19 and mp5 white carbon and it’s price is skyrocketed
i COULD sell everything in my inv for a knife but idk should i…
What's your problem @somber seal
wdym?
Nah bro
What knife
?
The sticker is 130 rn lmao
What knife???
Hey flame I heard you are a cheater
Don't do this man
That's what they said
Haters gonna hate 🤷♂️
Who???
Nahhhh
I don't know brother someone said it here
You want so bad come my home and ı give your knife
you asked me what’s my problem. i don’t understand what do you mean by that
Theyre usless
Raichu?
Rachiu
i can’t, i’m on house arrest rn
Hey ı soon get scorpion
How much gold will you have after selling ur inv?
Get default knife
like… 6-700 or smth
You really gonna let a little ankle bracelet keep you fron living your life?
Damn they caught me, don't tell the mods
is DIGITOX in the serv ?
I will report you, brother.
You seriously came to me once
Where is update
You were not normal
In my opinion it's not so good
me 😈
Not on Ios
Hi Romanian dude@haughty pumice
Hello
I saw that u tell them about "rachiu"
i like how it looks. the gradient looks nice
Do u drink it?
You too
@ancient plover
Sometimes, but rn I live in germany so it's kind of hard to find
Waud in Germany?
isn’t the germany drinks beers like water?
Waud?
It is
(What are u doing)
Still water t0es h0e nose 🗿🚆
Was ? GOLD GOLD GOLD
Living sadly
Fe¡n
Me say alone ramp
My ranked teammates:
Ja digga
@sterile moth t h e v o i d r e q u i r e d a n o t h e r s o u l
Nooo, I don't wanna be banned
Brp what
Are u talkjng abt my kd
the #📸│photos
It s already in hell
the one you just posted
Hey bro where are you from
Dont sell
How did you find out
ooh
😔
DONT SELL NOW
i need ze knife…
Fr
Sg
Theyre worthless rn 🗿