#💬│english-chat
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if you have money give me money bro
I only joined this discord to look for teammate
Wanna play sometimes
I search clan
i have teammates but what teamates they all drunk
Go to #🛡│clans
I acc have 0 friend online
U asking me?
Yea
Competitive taking 10 mins and not even finding any game
Sure bro
U ios?
is the update playable in ios too?
nah we will watching the others
a
ios player yes
Its aboit the new update
bro only ios still waiting
Hello
Man ios still playing the old version
Hi
Join my clan?
Im already step 10 of the bp btw (f2p)
i know thats why im tired
Dm me privat .
bp? battle pass
what you said i have ios
Got 3 times 2 daily missions and done the weeklys
Yeah im waiting for that too buy it too man
ik 
Its very cool
Bro play with me
Bro are u on the new update?
yeah
Can i play?
Whith yall
Cus my rank bronze 3 rn cus of bad teammates
They rage quit on 0-2
231755970
Im rankless
Can i play whith u guys or no
Idk
I dont think were gonna play rank
Is the update out on IOS?
It dosent matter
Nooooo
231755970
No blud
Good, I don't want to do my missions yet
yeah sure idm
Ok
I want the old shopping gun back i keep clicking auto buy
Guys is there new code?
Later today
Around 12:00
Yes ofc, my dad works at apple he said he will release it
Yeah I know
Whats the relation btw apple and standoff
I left you stoic didn’t I
Mann😭😂
Apple has to aprove the app before releasing it
Are you a cowboy?
Watch the road playboy
guys who play on pc pls can help me?
Good midday
Sorry man i dont
dm to show you somep icture
Your dad saving us🙏🏻
He works at Applebees
Dope

when will there be an update for iOS?
As soon as iOS will finish the moderation process
Which is nobody knows when
I've been waiting for 2 days and nothing
It might be Today, it might be next week
We all have
Blame Apple in that case
who here play on pc standoff
Ew
You
🙏🏻
We should wait again mam
Man
We cant do anything
If we blew up apple we will but
Still
who play standoff om pc
When is new year
@sterile moth im back
Are there Arabs?
How??
Est?
No update yet
Shut up
Gib now
the sigma awakening
Bla bla jealous guy
💀💀💀
We got a gooner
sigma rules
Ligma bools
top 5 respected moments
When will the update come on iOS?
prolly around 11 am est today or in the next few days
excepted before new year
Bro why we have to wait so much for an update
Hey, does anyone know any codes?
oh
Not grenade skin
Np
How to earn the tree ornament?
by promo code so2akira👍🏿
Really?
yes
It was a 2 gig update
still not that massive
You know what else is massive?
once a cod 2.4gb update took 13h
the lowwwww taper fadee
i’ve talked to an assistent
he helped me so much
We have to wait to much
This code doesn't work
“be patient”
when is the update comming for iphone?
today/tomorrow around 11am est time most probably
saying cuz that’s what time the last update came
i bought it on my other phone👍🏿
I just need the update to receive it
anyway tho what rank r ya guys in
competitive talking
Elite you?
well gold cuz i just restarted playing this game after 1y😭🙏
It’s good mate
i was thinking about critical ops
or this
and i said standoff is better even though in prime critical ops>
I don’t like critical ops
I played PUBG for a long time
i can call myself an npc cuz i’m an ak 1-taper in standoff
W game
Ice
Yes?
what do I do for allies
Play
no not that
😭😭😭😭😭
I keep fing up at them rushing
Or camping
like some teleports etc
and how do I find a good teammate that can kill 1 person per round with 100% guarantee
Just kill one and that’s enough for me
🙏🙏🙏🙏
ice is way better than me but in the past i’ve just worked on my aim more to pass every allies rank i wanted
it isn’t aim
my aim is decent
it isn’t bad at all
but I keep forgetting what to do
In game
wdym😭
oh and nades are some must known shi
like one taps
bro for allies all u gotta do is hold boxes and under
they’re ez
Just surch for one
tbh at silver
Just rush
until gold
why not tho
I never played at golf
u just need to peek good
it’s too big of a commitment
well yes
T can plant, or ct can hear and it’s very hard to retake from ct spawn
muse the problem with me is I keep ending up with 1v2s
cuz of my teammates
If only they didn’t peek and camp
They would get a kill
ask for players on this sv
Just plant the bomb go in apartments and play for time
or i can play w u when i have the new update
yeah ngl u gotta lobby until ur over Phoenix
Eh they rush so time is diff
on allies i am
Bet
after phoenix most randoms are competent
ye
u prob won’t find a game
FINALLY DANG IT
I must admit
when update on ios ??????????
Yesterday night i couldn’t
It’s so ezz to play allies
Today or tomorrow around 11 am est time
💀
I believe in few hours it will come
bro is that update still not out for ios 💀
They said they’re looking at it
Yes
💀
Be a good boy and listen 🥵 it’s coming tmrw or today fr
rs
im tired its been 3 days im not playing cuz of that update i still waiting 💀
About 5 h?
yo wdk add me hold on
where u from
Id?
Syria
Did sensitivity change in new update
2 sec cuz idk fs
Me too
Est now 6 am
yo whats man what is happening in syria right now
"Talk to me, talk to me
Baby Ion bite" ahh pfp
New syria is borning
that just wait for u to peek damage and camp
60476927
why
Old ahh pfp
😂
Bashar alasad has gone
im iraqi bro i kinda like knowing what will happen
The people of syria wanted the freedom
blue eye ahh pfp
Waiting in game
bro i know 💀
And he didnt give it to us
Winnie the poo ahh pfp
so
Why is bro listening to rich amiri rn
@civic falcon add
it will getting bad again
What
Nahhhhh
add me bruh
nah
is cool pfp 😢
Got the updt
Aight send id
Imagine the electricity all the day come 2 h?
neo matrix whinnie 😢
may allah help you y’all inshallah
Now its getting better
Mashallah my brothers is here
Thank u brother
192983216
🙏
Where r u from)
Looks A.I. generated ngl
i said iraq bro 💀
it’s from before the times of ai
jabbar is english name ? 💀
Mhm
Matrix
جعبر
I didnt read that like this
older than most standoff players
💀جعبر؟
How old
جبار
prety old
it’s جبار
Yeah i thought its like this sorry
What is it then💀💀💀
Oh i got it
like 12 years ago it was my pixel gun 3d friends dsc pfp
Haha
😹
Pg3d was a goated game
love you 7abibi
Was my fav game
ngl if it was still in early update phase I’d still play it
me too
I like that game but I hate that it has frame limiter
Imagine u r smoker then cut it off for 3 days
enjoy life fn
im tired what is that they should that update came in the same time
Ios out yet??
Fortnite?
Hi anyone here know TEC 9 tye dye pattern 699 real price? Because I had that and didn't know for what price put on marketplace because there are only 1 in marketplace with 99999 gold price.
next year 2026 i meant
not even close
I knew fn means fortnite just like a short name
💀
Bruhh literally i have been waiting for 10 min and no one is playing on old version
both words it means would get me timed out man
bro some of them have ios too
it is NOT fortnite
Send me the meaning in dms all the time I saw ppl say fn I thought thay talk about fortnite 😭
where are they
who is playing fortnite it’s 2025 💀
me
ong
Women cringe guys
and fastboy
The game is so dead they start adding back old seasons and skins
People are playing defuse and they are below level 100
i saw a video they said renegade raider is back
Yeah
Yes
My friend plays
And yes
They brought that skin back
holly molly it’s been nearly 3 years i didn’t played this game
I did too
Yep dead game 14 million player for juice word concert
We want IOS update!!!
@civic falcon W player fr
ios update when?
waiting...
update faster
yk that idgaf
how come
huh?
why u dont care
ik
how do u know
cuz i know u
he s built different
we have to wait 1 week for it
probably🤔🤔
from where
only romanians know me
and a luttle bit of russians
😂
we played in a clan some time ago
thats cuz im romanian too
you are famous
hahaha
made in rumenia
smh smh
u still playin?
ye just checking prices
yeah sure
james coming in bussines
Any promo code
money money dolla dolla billz
what level? on fc
Any promo code?
i dont play faceit much but lvl 3
1standoff2025
t1 mentality
im tryna play more faceit
you play prem prem or mm ?
go premier, no spin bot i promise
cap
4 sure
thats where you woll learn
nah
u rlly tried
ios gets update late
Any promocode
You wete 5k elo last time i checked
8k
you will have to wait maybe till tomorrow
i was 9k
t1
but cheaters
doesnt exist
I get cheaters like every fifth game
i get every 2-3
What lobbies you be getting?
so i play comp
What maps?
mirage and anubis
Ranks?
gn1 and unranked
Got a wingman rank?
time waste
I mean there are cheaters there but
Not that many
At least for me
Alright
Mwua
more teamplay and more areas to move to
if having 91% headshot rate
wingman maps too small
it cant find a game in so2 ...
💀
91%💀💀
bro finna get destroyed by softaim xdddd
Nah legit
For some reason i got silver 3 in mirage
Even tho i am gn4 in dust
I knew it 😞
gn1 has lvl7s
Yh u just noob
He prob have a good gaming chair 😔
nah he has great bed
😞
does anyone play on ios?
slept very well
Great table
i play on both
I play on my Samsung fridge
I play on Psp
Why
when is the update on ios coming
what is the next step to the operation?
alr ty
Where u go little bro @jade trellis
Can someone be my paid standoff 2 coach ot trainer
toaster here
i recommend @civic falcon 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
u mean moyai?
🗿
Ye
Bruh
@civic falcon
geeked vs locked in
he’s fr goated of plans knowledge
moyai
wym similar 💀💀💀
sigma 🚊🚆
bro is geeked
🚖 found this but not sigma ig
fr
?
:moyai
🚢 sigma
I’m not good I’m trans
freal
Bro you are beta
Trash*
🪨🪨🪨 my phone too old this mwaai
You are not human
Me alien
tranzformerz
What’s up
🚆 sigma
👽sigma (couldnt find the 🗿 emoji)
💀
Everyone is NPC except me
Bro no
Facts
I legit cant find it
🚆
tuu tuu
true
Then i am trash one particle
Fr
you are trans Indeed
Pls atleast make me trash
sigma
U just need a good gaming bed
simga boy sigma boy sigma boy
Lil*
🎃 is this sigma?
Sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy*
Those who say it are 10 years old
pretty much
🧿🪬 yo is that sigma moiay?
rizzing up that gyatt like a sigmaaaa
check above
You romanian?
The weather outside is rizzy
nonchalant reply
shockeerrrzzz
I'll pay 500$ a month tho
🌬🌬 this weather is locked in
most of the brainrot comes from gen z tho
Good that means my ip tracker works
Brother watch squid game
W
Don't stop here
why brain rot
🚆
why not
why yes
cuz fun
did he stole it tho
i annoy nearly everyone i know w it
Come on man 500$ a month ain't that bad
Cheat what not russ
😩 i typed moai but only found this
thats professori @sour star
wym
bro this is moan 🙏🏻💀
Brother are you looking for a hacker?
Will u teach me
Is my keyboard normal 🚇
he is
I am not suffering from autism. I am enjoying it
the message itself represents prof
If you could pay someone 500$ a month to teach u how to play you wouldn't be playing a mobile game
lol
Facts
factual
Is he a hacker?
🏗️🧱🪨 im building Moai myself then
Nah bru

🤖
Sorry ur not 🚆🚆🚆
WeLcOmE tO tHe SiGmAs ReIgN
Bro you are not too
This does NOT mean sigma bro 🙏🏻😭😭😭
⌚️🐄🛸
bruh i m gold 2 allies 💀
skill issue
Real 💀
Not gonna play till i get update😂
DID U SEE WHO am i facing tho
ok
yes
Bro had the best gaming chair 😞
norm
just wait till next year
average season2 5v5
As usual🤣🤣

🏚🏘🏠🏡
What does that even means
Anyway, I'm leaving. Good day NPC community.
Bro s resurrecting moaï
just fav it
🗿
House developement
trash
Remove the tree
The 3rd is better than the 4th
🚆🚆 ur not him
🤫🧏🏻
wth happened
@sterile moth bro omdz fix ur kd before season 9
you cannot have that solidified into ur account
No idea when it starts i didn t played s8
ts ATROCIOUS
check
pretty sure jan 1
real 💀
I only got ranked rn tho
dw abt it
Depends of the time i ve left until next season
i need like
a week or 2
Can't be that bad
Ain’t no way
Bro is more of a menace than Axel’s devs delaying updates
they get In the way of your ace
always bait your team
Who wanna go allies rn
HAHAHAH
I ve like 0.42 lmao
Ios still no update?
play comp
iOS update big bro
allies won't help
alr alr
iOS update
İos have update?
yes
YESSSIRIRR
i only have 1 match of comp done bro- 😭😭😭
When
5/12
Nice
But
no
?
do another!!!!!
When the update will come for ios
like
New one
before next year i beg
Kitsune
Like im not able to play with my android friends
Im charging 🤓
which year? 2027 or 2028?
wdym tag
charge faster twink
wait. wrong timeline
tomorrow is still 2024 
mb
In 27hrs and 54 mins 🤓
Like im not able to play with my android friends
yes boss
i really hope ranks reset
crosshair?
you mean on in game map?
real
is the game any better
you need to change holding map format in settings
Is update out? On ios
Full of hackers
and then click on the area you wanna ping
Bayonet is remover
Nopee
no. but at least we got agent skins and furry skins on gun /j
russian devs when they realized furries are rich:
big money
i swear, if they can afford a 20k fursuit. they surely can afford a furry knife that worths 200
sigma wolf skin
real
imagine the devs reading this and decided “you know what? we are adding furry skins in the next season”
here is the stuff. not everyone have enough spare money to buy some pixels on the screen
i’m trying to saving money for a pc rn
it gonna cost me 8 months
hoping this luna new year bonus gonna boost the progress
vietnam
274 dollars
yeah… many thoughts of that and well… the rest is history
most of them failed
bro. i’m just 18. what did you expected from me?
Do Vietnam. Provide happy ending massages?
best i can do is selling my kidney
It isn't it's a gud quest
i works since i was 15
As it depends on tourism very much
what does this mean 
all i saved as like 1-1.5k USD max
Ya there's no comma
yurrr
the dragon glass skins are a little more detailed on the new update right?
every dragon glass skin
no
best i can buy is a motorcycle
2.3k usd
anddd lost everything cus the stock price in here are chaos
i rather saving it for my future
i don’t want to get out of vietnam just yet
my goal is simply to fix my mental health
trying to coping with games lately
When’s the new update on ios guys
One guy is saying it's gentenmaN
Thats a russian player tho
I mean why would he smurf in a South Asian lobby with a 36 ping
real
When’s the new update for IOS??
lol
Yo axlebolt. Its been two days since the update drop. When IOS coming cuh
i need my gamble energy
probably bc ios and non ios players are split rn
Idk i want to know too
All on red
i am thirsty
All on black. You is a blood
Literally getting destroyed by hackers or elites bruh wth 🙏🏻😭😭
W pfp
no all on black would loose today
yeah
i bet it all on hakari

Jjk over , hakari's buff over
bro lost it all 💀
i choose lucky luke
when u against elites just play like an idiot
trust me
lmao
Murda business
I even got a hacker in defuse after that , so I left even playing anything
Fr
Who wanna play comp later
Bro he s peeking an angle AND THEN he goes in the open to have the angle instead of having the safe angle 🙏🏻😭😭
No it was all red
awesome
you lost it all on red did you
how much was the bet money
Are u high
Check #📸│photos
bro i can’t understand this for the life of me
Bro's tweaking or wht
stupid ahh. Bro chose the wrong time to game @cunning ether
Fr ,
Man man manly 🚆
Maybe cuz i m on my trash phone but even so im getting destroyed
you know you shouldn't do it when peak activity
how trash is yo phone
I need 120fps boooo 🗣️🗣️
All i see on standoff is pinterest users
like 5 years old
I got like new players , when I was against normal players , and when I got normal teammates, the enemy was smurfing
okay, what the max ping you get each time
U play with 10 ping bro
Depends
whenever i’m against people better than me (1 in a million billion) i just rush like a bronze and win
Yeah bc of Netherlands
brother in christ i am playing on 300 ping and sometime by all, every 15 second my fps drop from 60 to smooth 15 FPS
on my main
ping during defuse - good
Ping during ranked - 999
BRO THEY DID THAT
@cunning ether
@cunning ether
Thats kinda
Yeah yeah
Literally what these guy did during our allies 🙏🏻😭
Has the update come out?
bro i still had my grenade in han
🙏🙏
why am i getting paired with global rank players strat ong
I see
They re on site already 💀
Wild
that wild asf
Ikr
yeah ngl full rushing is surprisingly a very high level thing to do haha
u need confidence in urself and team
My rank is silver mens
Imagine walking slow to kill enemies 🎃🎃
but yeah they had like 35 , 25 ping
crazy
as a friendly advice for all people, pray that your shot hits using a p90 while rushing. Because if you missing all your 50 shots using the p90, might I recommend animal crossing
that's why I play comp mostly
Ios still no update?
Nice advice fr
i do NOT want to play against Digitox bro 🙏🏻😭
no, they are gatekeeping it
nah but sometimes i’ll be against actual nitties who full rush together in allies and i get destroyed
Yo
Yeah that's what kinda happened
Bro
When i play ranked
I m eating at least
4 flashes per round
even during pistol round
I can t even see what s going on like
i lowkey don’t get flashed anymore bc i know all the conventional spots
can i play 💀
They were on call I guess
I was playing on allies and ong. i didn't even know you could boost from that ridiculous area. It requires three people and I AM DEAD. THEIR AIM IS GODLY!
Does anyone know if fable boxes will really be taken out?
Same
but somehow they did it with two people
5 stacking yeah idek abt the call part
which boost?
Via by invisible weird block usually you see on csgo
idk but it was on sandstone
where
And besides i was playing till 3am
prob stairs long A
Where
somewhere near mid i think
Ah nvm
Near t