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Snellen chart it is
Hä?
I'm no optometrist but my eyes are so bad that I can't even read anything without my glasses until I look very very close
🦛 (how tf am I able to drive and ride)
Speaking of grandpa, I hit one of our customer's motorcycle while I was reversing
Yesterday 🦛
Why tf would he parked behind me close to closing hour
The fact you're a disciple of Dim I can hardly believe you have much going for you at all
I live in a place full of chill guys

🙏
gn
gn nick
someone knows a good site for buying golds?
🚫
ok thx
My friend
Do I buy 20 of each esports pack or 100 of the one I think will do best
This is such a predicament
I already have more than what I need to eventually reach my account value goal in 5 years, so this would be a hail marry toss
I'm expecting some sort of return, but im moreso hoping in an amazing play
Their value won't change

Maybe
I call it
We've seen from Fun & Sun the importance of supply
The box is more valuable than the case
There will probably be 2-3x as many of red sticker packs as there will be green sticker packs
Based on the demand I've been seeing
My dreams tonight will be fun
Dreaming about the Standoff 2 market? Lol
Yeah lol
I've had one or two dreams
They were just simple market check dreams
When I wake up in the morning and sometimes before going to sleep I'll check the market
One of my recent dreams made me wake up and go crazy, where I developed meglafobia
Crazy stuff
That's wild
Pls, emulator and mobile seperate should be separated.. don't mix it 🤦🏼♂️

Yeah
Not happening
I'm licking my paws clean right meow
What's that
Where dev or mod, pls respond this
Bruh
What's the point in fighting a lost battle
100%
Real
😼
Yo guys can u help me get that 100 cp arcane ak?
Hello
Hello
Romanian ?
When wwe could sell nightmare items
in time my child
in time...
😫
Why not open it and get butterfly
nah
Bro no
My luck is worst
he ll get the cheapest shi on the market
Hmmm i told my cousin open u will get karambit and he got
I got buterfly
the case will be more than whats is gonna get
And shades tbh as long as u dont get kukuri all the knifes are cool
No I want to sell case and buy my favourite knife
Karambit
No buteflu
the case will be 1500-2500
Buterfly my favourite
i think
But fun and sun case is 3k
Bro it's not og
the case
I dont think the box will be 2000+
I think will be 2000+
ak carbon in 2020 was 3gold
Nah
now its 40
Bcz kniffes are better than fun and sun
Zhades karambit was pretty common to get this season
So there is a high chance u can get it
I will think
bs stikers
But karambit is cheaper than sting?
I dont rlly think so
no
Bro if I open case I promise I will get kukri
If you ask me tanto looks better
I opened yesterday 1 fable box from season and got buterfly
Lucky
U are like my cousin
The thing is
If u convince u self u will get kukuri u will get kukuri
And how much cases will costs
If u convice u self u will get karambit u will get karambit
i have a tanto i can sell it and buy 6 cases dhould i
Wich knife was tanto?
I will wait until we can sell
ahhh
Katana looking one
My friend yesterday got stattrack val
Yo
Got it and sold it made 720
Then i ordered magnilium flip got it for 700
And im pretty happy with it
Ima sell some of my legendaries for the case but gonna keep my tanto
Or if u rlly belive in u self and in your luck sell knife buy 4 cases and get a knife with luck xd
Bc school helps brain brain helps finding a job and job gives money money gives fun
Btw what do you think about butterfly knife?
Best one xd
Education is more important bro
U never get tierd of it
What's your favourite butterfly knife skin?
Like almost every knife geta boring after using it a while but butterflys never get boring
Hmmm my fav would probably be the widow one
I see
My favourite knife is Tanto knife the flow one
It's does great colour and decorations
Ah u mean from all kinds of knifes?
Good knife though
From all knifes karambit snow camo
Bruh
I sold my legendaries
I oppened a case and i got a ump 45 cerberus
I will sell my tanto now the addiction is never cured
Hmm....
ive decided to not sell it
I when try promo knife was cool knife
Empty
Whats your best skin u have?
He threatened me in 3 days my account is banned
So I follow the his instructions and what happen next is he able hack my account via Google protocol code
Damn
But I able save my account
Guys should I buy karambit snow camo?
Wonderful choice 😂
If u have a white set yes
In this time I never trust chatbots event it's not from officials
The knife I have was loss
I dont have any skins rn I just have some gold
Is it?
How much?
He proly sold it to himself for 0.03
Hi
Yeah
How much guys think Halloween Kinfe case cost in marketplace
I use my saving to buy my favourite knife and 20 days later loss it due fraudsters
Maybe 1.5-8
That su***
My wallet is death 😭 another 3K golds
Buy 30k common skins
That day was sucks when I got tricked by fraudsters
Omg you re stonks asf
Btw anyone how ever experienced like me don't replied chatbots
Do you wanna see my inventory?
If u buy 30k common skins from fable colletctin when the fable casr is gone from shop all 0.03 commons maybe get 0.20+ and u get alot + gold xd
Why noz
And also don't flex your knife too much or anything else it will attract fraudsters.
Beautiful
😂

Btw how to get promo codes?
Youtube
I really likes to try some skins and knives
Bro i dont worry my inventori si chill no one scam me
How many knife skins you have?
Ok
Did u send inv to see?
I whrite you
30.000 Common skins = 3 legendary skins
Yeh but when skins raise in value u will see what i mean
Yeah bro but remember don't trust chatbots
Don't forget about the fee
I dont forget the fee
What fee?
Now it's not work because of supply my friend invest in uncommon sharp collection skin before remove he got to much profit now Marketplace to much High
Thats why im saying in fable bc thats the next case what will be removed
Problem is supply bro it's to much skins are not selling in 0.03
Just invest in cases then chill
Reforged weapon case was 50 gold with 40k supply now 89 gold with 26k supply also sticker are now double in price and charms
Wrong. You attract fraudsters because you leave your in-game dms open to everyone
If you restricted it to friends and clan only, that wouldn't be a problem
Bro i was scammed 2 times when i was kid who wants golds but now when i can buy gold easily i dont trust nobody and i never to beg anymore
I flex my knives all day and get 0 messages from scammers (cause they can't text me
)
No way, That's ewalk
🫥
i have 3.06 kd
That's perfect
I can't co leader
Nvm no one clan invite me

Go training if u train keep cross hair can't make aim
Better I am legend
What🦛
Noob
I have 0 clue on what the heck are you talking about
I should become so2 content creator?
Well I got a buddy from different state
Hey you can add me if you want, we’ll do some classic game https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/34431334 
full of cheaters
guys
is there a problem for anyone by using Facebook login rn
cause whenever i try to login it says something went wrong
imagine dying to a fire.. couldn’t be me 😭✊
You know
Once I tried to dodge a grenade in Defuse, jumped to another place but the TR threw a molly in the place I landed at
The grenade did 80 damage to me
The molly finished the job...
One time I saw a foreigner being chased by his own countrymen for begging at the intersection 
I’m back after a couple years, can anyone give me an update on NA servers in general now
help
Hmm
Try and clear cache or smth
Or maybe just generally close the game, then open it again and try to log in?
hey aza with the FAKE zaza
What do i say for my first words in here
Imagine bragging about so2 skills 
Competitive found cheater her 111111 I didn't report lost rank MMR
Kinda kid
Who wants live in standoff I think 🤔
Any1 got some spare gold ?

🦛
nvm
How about I spare you A JOB
why'd I give 4 gold to play comp w me
so you can rank easier
like hiring a guy idk
nvm
who Is helping people push for 4 gold 😭
some people for sure
k
exactly 4 gold gets u nothing
why is my fps stuck at 60 fps while my phone can reach 120 fps
game Issue
And even that, people ask for real money for boost and stuff
I'm not good enough, sorry
I can't even message In player search
is there any way to overcome this?
I don't need to be carried I just need someone so I can do the glitch join thingy to avoid hackers
not that I know of you can report It
I don't know how to do that either 
willing to play?
I do the glitch not you
Not now tho, i got class soon
okok
wait I played a game with you
Prob when i was on my alt
🦛
Aik | Remi
i don't use my main cause i don't really risk the rank there
One of my many alts, yeah
yes yesterday I remembered someone w that name
It's sure, i know i was in a game with someone with your name, didn't do the link tho
yes found the match
I was most likely trash like usual tbh
you were top frag I was second 😭
Oh, then it's luck i guess
Cause after that i was bad
Like i deranked to g1 on the alt
Or even lower depends

Anyone wanna go comp?
Which phone?
I use xiaomi 11t
excuse me thé flip did u say???
Clear battery and performance data on app settings
someone wants comptv?
not working
sadly
not found
Click on show all apps
Click the three dots on the upper right corner
can someone tell me when standoff its gonna updare for christmas
then i have to clear the data?
Why you asking like we are a developer here
is this safe?
where should i ask?
Idk, Go ask the developer
They don't have the exact date
They'll release the update once they're done
So just be patient
okay, I've cleared the data, I'll try to play
Have fun
Guys why is my default resolution lagging but 4:3 isnt
wow thanks its work
@idle eagle no problem 
Anyone wanna play?
Cause 4:3 stretched lower the screen resolution
Do they give promocode ?
Alr thx
Congratulations 🎊
Tnx ❤️
Nice brother
Tnx ❤️
❤️
lets go drift
Ill pick you up in 5
Diddy
anyone know when next ranked season coming
Cudime sto ima srba ovde
2025
Got so many promocodes today
There were a lot
Today
Like 5 atleast
lemme guess, all rent skin
dang
😂
maybe
Never
anyone know if that old promocode with butterfly starfall is permanent or not? just asking
No
k
If it's old it ain't working
Never been any promo for perma butterfly
just wanna know if its permanent or not
so promocodes for knives are fake?
so the 24h are real?
Crazy
Yes
What is it
where to check it
Lemme dm you
bomboclat
i got m9 kumo
Bloodclaat
Any other codes
You have to claim them quickly
Ah well the poor are happy
Nice nice
They drop codes quite often
I have been using code skins for like the past month
Lmao
Helps me from not wasting my investment gold
🙏
show investments
Nah I have 2.5 to invest in nightmare
That's what I meant
Ngl i keep getting trash thing from crate idk how to get many gold fast
2.5k
Dang
Crate? The boxes?
the boxes are going to be expensive because 1. This pass was avaliable to purchase only by money and not gold, and 2. There was a lot less crates in free pass
so i will invest in nightmare too
You would need to achieve 16 th level to get one single crate
in nightmare
Idk
these are the same in english
Just open smth I can open
Box or case
What did you vote for in survey
🤑
How can y'all make profit or just gain many gold without actually paying real money
i hope they will delete fable case soon it was in the game for the longest as any case since release
and butterflies would go premium priced
like m9s
Right now they are not that rare
even flip knife is more rarer to see in matchmaking
Is it bad or smth
I've been trying to get the m4 samurai
no but they delete cases over time to make skins limited
and this case is the only one that wasnt changed since it was added for a very long time
it stays in 1st slot for idk lets say 5 years
So like if it became limited the value gonna go up?
yea
Or
they are going to be a bit rarer
Abit
Those are called box, the wooden ones
because right now there is unlimitwd amount of them
after some time they will raise
Yee
But right now there is a lot of fable items
I see
Hlo
Halo
Giveaways, I won everything through giveaways
They make giveaway?
How can they give the gold/item to you guys
I'm new here
you give your id to them and they send it
It just appears on your account
You can buy or sell skins for sending or receiving gold
Dang
the unofficial way
giveaways
Work
I'm talking about unofficial giveaways, the official ones are raree
Nope
there was one 2 weeks ago
i won 500 gold
Hey I wanna join clan in So2
The nightmare one?
training mode one
I'm unaware of that
I made 2k gold in 2 months through giveaways alone
where are fan giveaways
at
Where y'all join these
Who agrees that standoff should be on console too
There are a few servers hosting consistent giveaways
Won some on reddit too
Aren't standoff made specifically for mobile
Or
Why...
Ik but it would be fun on more devices
Im trying to install minecraft but it tells me to uninstall the current version even though i did
No
Is there actually a mode with not a single try hard in this game
Just makes it bad, more tryhards, controller and keyboard + mouse people
And also would force devs to makes it on console when game is purely mobile
💔
Got sting palagia
Check dm
No the code
Can someone tell me pls
Wat
Lol thought so
Nothing nothing
i mean pc port would be absolutely shredding for mobile players if there would be crossplay, but console version without aim assist would not be bad to crossplay with mobile players
They would need to update graphics and resolution tho
Pc are already everywhere with emulators tho
Because it would look super low quality on big screen
emulators do not work on old pcs at all and are not well optimized
Anyone pls tell
ROI PEPE
wha

Any English speaking clan
Roi pepe❌ Roi de Pepe✅
i got in bio
@grave aurora when the update
W mute
For bronze
for gold.
Je retiens votre majesté, je ne commettrai plus cette erreur 
Why
Next year
Can't ping devs
2025
this year 😅
I m new
xdd
Maybe late december lol
sorry to hear but only for gold
Put it out next year pls
cool
Tired if halloween
Can I join
yeah link in bio
😭
Merci

I can do 0.001
@unique idol hey were u the one in the comp match against me? And does my name ring any bells to u?
Time
Time
@grave aurora are esport stickers going to be tradeable?
i dont think so
Tho stop pinging him 
🤒
Whose waist is tht in ur banner?

Prob him
Not a waist tho 
True
update soon?
Flat area
they get money for me purchasing sticker packs so idk why not
Stomach?
When are they fixing the market
Obviously flat i ain't a girl
Overestimated your value
Surgery 🥶
Quiet peasant
Show me the proof🫠
Nah, not yet, i ain't paying whatever the price is, i'd be in debt if i did that
There gym🔥
😶 so like thts ur chest?
And like if u had money u would have done the surgery?
Probably yeah
On the base side u r a boy rught
Theres gym bro🥶
Yeah
No side effects🥶
Gym won't give them big enough, and not soft 
How is tht chest there's no nipples
😶
Gym gives everything with time 🥶🥶
Prove it
The rest is hidden bruh, i ain't showing them 💀
Ok lemme get this straight u were born a boy but u feel gud when u r a girl
Hidden seek
U saying tht like ur a girl
I ain't an of model 
And so thts a waist
Standoff merchants talking about sussy topic 🥶
You're so lost and blind
What is bro on
How like there's the jeans and then theres tht fruit bag thingy
It's a jacket bruh
Merchants?
Its ok
Idk leave tht topic
So like u like to be a girl
Ooooo
Mixing everything
nech
Took a bit of time for you to get it
Anyone from India
Over 1B
Well I was thinking of u and ur body as a boy
Here?
It's even flat, how'd you not get it? 😭
100%
It literally looks like waist to me

Are You Indian?
But like if I see from above the pic it's the neck
Thankfully, no.
Ok so like what's ur bf?
Straight or what is he?
Why are u being racist
I'm not
A boy with a boy, and you dare to ask if it's straight?

You are
🤯😰😵💫😱
But u said u will be a girl and u act like girl
Roi de Pepe n'est PAS raciste.
Yes you are 😡
Cap
Later i'll be one maybe
What do u mean by saying thankfully no
😔

I can gladly say that I'm not
Ok why like what makes u be a girl and not the current u? Like why u wanna be girl?
Roi de Pepe ne l'est pas, ne racontez pas n'imp s'il vous plait 
Non
India is very sugma 🤬😡🤬
Any reason for being glad
U not sygmaa🤬🤬🤬
I would go past the 2000 word limit
I'm not manly atm, never been 
Therapy moment
From where u are,
For me Or him?
Like i missed a bit of the so called father figure 
Eh?
Him
Noob
Ya it was my next question and figured tht out too
Life issue 🔥🥶
So u dont like phussies but dheeks
That's how it is, plus hanging out with others that had fathers issues 
Going a bit skybydy here
What's skybydy

Tell brother
How is tht problem linked with not having father
Like ur gey becoz u dont father
Roi de Pepe ne dit pas d'où il est? 
How it makes sense
It's a joke bruh
The father teaches the kid lessons about life
English pls
Ya thtts true but never saw a case tht boy becomes gey
Use google translate
Father not here, he can't say boy with girl
Bc he doesnt have a father who taught him the right wqy
Ok so like what's ur and ur bf height?
But u tell me in English then why,
Smurf height
Lol
Brb
Lol
$
U gonna measure or u gonna avoid tht?
USA?
Which height 
Wdym which height
The one in ur dirty mind is called length
Am asking height
Weird one or normal?
Wahhj
How tall r u
Sup guys
💀
Not a good time to be online lmao
Lol
Nvm wassup guys
175cm (abt 5'9 i guess)
Brother
Really bro?
Kids running around mad
What?
Eat more
Is that considered to be short?
Its easy as that
idk
It is for a guy
5g at best, prove it and 200g for twerking
What's average?
Not yet bruh, what's this kind of weird question? 💀
Id say like 180 minimum
In my country it's 179. smth
So r u like waiting untile u turn girl or like just not at a stage where u should have it?
Worldwide it's maybe 5'75
It won’t define u as a person remember that @mellow ingot
U would have kissed atleast??
And do u sleep hugging each other?
Anyone wanna play the game
I am African living in Germany
Nah i was just curious lol people who cares about height are dumbest
Na not me i need to find the answers
Why do you want to know all my life? 
Make sense 
I need those AMSWERS
Curious kid maybe
Average height

Yes I do
No 🥺
What is that supposed to mean
Fast metabolism?
I shave it (please stop asking so many things) 
Bro is on mission lmao
I guess
Research purposes
Na i need answers
How long is ur hairs?
Hu
2 eggs every meal
I already eat the amount of food for 2 people
He doesn't wanna do anything now
He's so into it tht there's no coming back
Oh yes macron inflation, food price high
Depends what you call long, or short
Cdoit etre dure
Like does ur hair touch ur shoulders
Tell me in cm
I don't pay food so i eat as much as i want 
Or even simple do u consider ur hair girl thing or boy
Brb then
And did u use girls washroom or boys one in school?
Now thats interesting
Bro is girly doing tht much bullsheet
Oh okay
Right? I told u need those answers
@brave idol
Sussy answers
I'm still a guy outside
I only am feminine inside and when alone 
Anyone wanna play
No
New update coming in 3days i think
So don't u feel awkward sharing bathroom with boys?
@brave idol u see this dude here he's playing with life
So if you'd see me random in streets, you'd just see a normal guy, nothing weird
I kinda wanna wait until lizard gets removed
I am born as a guy, and i'm still one 
Like do u feel vulnerable in around muscular boys ?
Its a femboy bro
This is the most weird conversation I've ever
Hes not a woman
But u like boys tho no?
Ya thts the trap fem and lady guys do
He still have a Stick attached to his body
No?
Feels normal ._.

Difference is i ain't trying to trap or whatever
Inside he's
So like do u feel like f ing other handsome giys?
-_-

What the hell are your questions? 
Just tell me
U feel hawrny?
Like u get hard?
Seeng ur bf or other handsome guys
You're too weird bruh 

Ya online I am
I'm out too, nice idea 
Thats crazy
Nooo
bro why can't i get into standoff?
Me to
Becoz server r shut down so they can hear @brave idol answers
How long?
Idk
ok,thanks
And like would u give blows jebs?
And are ur hands soft? For hend jebs
That is crazy
Anyone getting an unknown error?
/_\
Aik i will see u later I gotta study consider urself safe 
Oh so the servers are down
What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Safe
Lol
Bye
Buh bye
Ye why are the setvers shut down
There's like, multiple people that cant get in
I cant log in
I can log in
Update?
i update
Maybe
And even play
Are you in game rn?
Why i can t log?
Welp
I can't log in either.
Thx for this information
Yeah the server is down or something
Any promocodes today?
Maybe
Can u tell me em
Lol I think they have reached maximum use
I will try anyways
Tell me in prv chat
Check
Yep
Promo works
giant
For those who can' t log in ,you have to restart your device
Thx bro
nightmare collection dropping when?
Yes
Fr
Fake bro
None work
Bro tried them
Yes
i did
Because i know the site you took them from
@rich crow thx for information
Me?
On me worked , like AWM Polar Night
Yeah on him worked
Because you're too lazy to check them all... that's another matter, AWM worked for me
I will also leave you a picture of the AWM
Awm polar skin worked
And btw not all fake just most where maximum use reached



