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why do i get pinged ion even care fr 
yoo what's up I'm looking for 4 people to play 5x5 comp I'm phoenix in allies and I'm gold in dueling but I'm silver 1 or bronze 4 in the comp because my team is horrible if anyone wants to come play with me my id:132761114(I want people who know the basics of the game or who play decently pls)
Dm me and I will play comp with u from my alt, my other acc is gold 3, alt is gold I I think or silver iv
I can play with you on my alt im phenix in comp and i WAS phenix in alliece. The only problem is that i didnt play like 1 or 2 days bc of school
Just DM me
ur a bot
Says the one who is struggling in solo q
rage baiting the rage baiter
I'm not a rage
Tf arw yall talking about
I'm s chill tuxedo cat
peak discord time
Me
No
F
Not me
It is what it is
U said it
I'm happy, I got a jkommando knife and an inv worth more than 1k
I'm f2p
Because I gave him proof I'm better than him
Uh wht
O kd don't mean everything
Im f2p too but like in 23 days i will have blackpearl butterfly
Ur just confused to be hear
Congratulations
Sorry I got confused
individual performance isn't only the key
I always wanted a butterfly or karambit, but I got jkommando blight and I'm saving for gloves to match with
0_0 however if ur w randoms like me you have to pull all the weight of your team
If u have a high rank in alliece thats not realy a flex like competitive is more skill
Nope I'm chill and still 10-3 at maximum
Fr
Agree
Allies: half the map is taken, too many hackers, 2v2, what else
Comp: the whole map to fit ur big ahh 5v5, not that many hackers but if u find one u would be able to kill it atleast
Fax
-_- bro PC players gotta be banned
I have 1350 games on alliece and i can tell you all of the best places on A site sandstone but B its not that good. But i started practicing comp and now im phenix
I played against a hacker yesterday and we won 10-7 in the end he said "bro how can we lose to those bots"
I 8 0ed a hacker ☠️😭😔cz a hacker was in my team
I don't understand what 8 0ed means but I agree
Oh
Win
Lose
They don't remove kd when match gets cancelled
That's sad
One of the reasons I got a 1.25kd on allies
😭
Kd doesn't matter
I played with someone who had 0.73 kd and got 21 kills in the end
Is there gon be any chrismtas update?
Pepparkaka
You think
Of course
🙏🙏

Huh
The Joe Rogan experience 🤖
Sound about right
R obot
Nah
☝️😔
Dis un
You set me up fool
Crazy
LAMINE YAAMALL

Hi
Would it be much guys if u tell me when would "rent" event be available? 
Would rly appreciate your help 
Finally im back
U all have promo code?
i never understood what does promo codes get you? i never had one and never found out what it does😅
guys
im new to this game and it's great and all
but is there any way to shift the camera movement area to the left
(on top of the touch pad)
or nah

iamgine
They didn't answer mine
So they probably won't
Ik they don't btw rent event was a testing from develprs in game if they get positive review they will being it back..
Man you are absolutely the best !!
** i truly appreciate that**
thank you
hopefully they do bring it back
I am Batman
Huh?
M4 Lizard With 2 Hypnosis Sticker for 13.50 should I buy ?
My rented skins aren't coming back
So Im purpose wait or be worry
Like my m9 unvirse isn't back yet
might be a few hours left for the person who rented it so i suggest wait till tomorrow and if you dont get it back then contact support
Oh ok
That feeling when u win 2 matches 8/2 and get 30+ points in totall and lose one 8/4 and get 27-
🤡
i gave it all
what rank are you
Silver 3-4
man.
istg they hate silvers
anything bad in game happens with silver people
i was almost silver 4 (2 mmr left) and then got hackers 2 consecutive games (i changed my server)
and then i dropped to silver2
guys anyone have offer for this one sticker equals to 11 gold
it’s a carbon with 11 gold skin
Thanks for asking me specifically 😃 I’m gold 2
sticker i meant
Yes 👍
oh ok
Guys why i cant check my history
Yo guys how to report a hacker
Hello,
If you want to report a cheater in the game and learn how to do it, please click on the following link to get more information: How Can I Report a Cheater?
Additionally, you can visit our main site to get general information about the game or to request support: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. We're happy to help.
Let us know if you need anything else.
Restart you game and try again please
B
When will nightmare colect things come to market place?
Will come back to December 25 and 27
I did it, doesnt work
But if you're see marketplace January back
I started a match.. all players left.. so I left then I get ban for 30 minutes
That's why I don't leave
Free elo
Like it literally said player disconnected
Every time that happened the match just got canceled
what time
Ik
But
I stay
Just incase
Did you even try to reset your Wi-Fi?
When will a new battle pass come?
the main question its when will the skins from nightmare will come on shop
In a few days
Prolly
Another match another hacker who uses emulator
I love when i peek a bit then someone rushing and headshot me randomly 😊
What ping do you have
Around 80-300
Yes
What’s ur stable ping
It was my ping
Most stable is 80
Get better
I love prefire and flick but people teleport randomly makes me less focus
That’s corny
Giving me the “love sitting in my room alone because alone time awakes the sigma”
Vibes
Brruh
Yea i did everthing doesnt work at all maybe its for others too?
Buddy just chill out
Everything is ok
It will be back chill same thing happened to me and it’s back
I'm back
Welcome back
Skill issue :3
Hi hru
Am ok wbu
Well it's my birthday so happy so far
Really?
Yea
Thx my friend
Yall think karambit claw price will decrease
When nightmare collection goes into market
Dreaming is good buddy
Love it
Purpose?
Supposed to know
It won’t
Hahah
23 k value inv all f2p
Wdym bru
I might buy the m9 scratch
Holy
If my thoughts win

Yh
Nice
Nga i dont understand
That hottie is 19k
How about you get better in socializing isntead of in marketplace
Whats ur current inventory like
hello
Uhummm
I'm very good with talking to people. I just don't like you
Bro
crazy
bro a hater
and im a fan of it
Just 1 of my guns can buy 2 invs
Ur inv is in it
Beautiful
:3
NO WAY
Wha
Malbs is best g2 player
Gold 2 ?
I now stop watching bruh
glaze will soon start
Ofc
😭
Interesting
😭
MY PICKEMS ARE SAVED!!!🙏🙏
I hope the other team wins
G2 won
Next time

Hello bitches i need someone to play standoff
DO NOT talk smack about my glorious king MalbsMd
bet
....
dont disrespect the kings name
DO NOT disrespect THE KING
You to
watching THE KINGS interview is way more interesting
join up
dont run after disrespectiing the KING
xD
So what ur saying is ur inventory is worth 160k gold?
Keep dreaming lil bro
I guess this goes true for you
Nameless daggers
I have the relic
The leather
I can list even more things I have if u want
Alr bru
Good boy
Meatrider final boss
You its a joke right
Oh wait, I forgot your too dumb to realize that
We don't care
Get outtt
No one wants an bronze acc at least get to ranger or something
What do you have
👉🏼👈🏼do you have extra karambit
Im going to jump you like king von
Oh hell nah
😔👉🏼👈🏼
Stay there with your stuff
Read the rules no begging
Domain expansion
Ohok
No more begging
🫡
Guys what is the best joystick settings

Free touch
Make it the smallest scale and invisible and free touch

Not the fixed then
No
Ill try thx
Find it your self
Well akr nano with stalker reflex sticker & spider sticker what will be the price?
😐
Did anyone hurt you?
No
6
No it's the best way
Or maybe even 5

💀

And how are you? 
who is bronze 2
Good so far and you
In allies?
Yes
I'm gold iv in allies, gold 3 in comp, and gold 1 in duel
Good too, might try to get back on comp slowly to get a good level this evening or today if i can 
Same
(in randoms, i'm so cooked)
Eeeeee
everyone I created a server with a clan for a team zi interested come prv
But at least i got alts to train, since they're gold so it should be fine i guess
I would of been ranger but I got 2 matches with cheaters so no ranger for me
Sad
Y'all lose because of cheaters? I won 10-7 on a cheater xD
The ways : just a chill tuxedo cat
Hard hacks I mean
Not soft
He was wallhacking, wall shoot, and aim lock
What do u want more
Did a 10-6 against one guy with that
So he let you guys win ?
Nope
He was enough dumb to stream it on tiktok 💀
I won't be supired
That's normal
He gave at the start of the game the name lol
So i could just prefire him
He's so dumb
And when he lost he finally decided to cut the live and block my tiktok, but i got alts there too to check if he does it again
is it possible to change controls as to be able to move the camera from the left side of the screen
Wdym
bro its not that hard 😭
Hmmm
I have to get ready for my birthday thing
I can even give it there too
Inv my friend
I think it only works with gyroscope
And chill
you know how you can only move the camera from the right side of the screen and the shooting zone is on the left
can you swap em
damn but those suck
Yes ofc
Fr where?
Go to controls and customize them
You can take the shooting zone to the other side but the camera movement zone is fixed
afaik
@brave idol im going do something I will ne back
U want it to be free touch?
Yeah
everyone I created a server with a clan for a team zi interested come prv
everyone I created a server with a clan for a team zi interested come prv
Click on the joystick and u will find options, select free toch
Touch
Okay, cya
Hold on I'll see
Later :3
Oh oki :p
Type that in the #🛡│clans don't spam here
nah that's not exactly what I'm talking abt
U want the joystick from the left to the right?
Nono
What
Sup
Hi chicken
Hi cat
Hi omnom
Hru
Good you?
Like move it with ur left hand?
On the left side of the screen
on top of the joystick
where the shooting zone normally is
cause even if you remove it you can only move the camera from the right unfortunately
Yeah because only phsycos move it from left
Ur a psycho xD ur pfp is literally a dog with chicken head
I was used to play with 2 fingers when I first started, now I play with 4
The right side of the screen has a bunch of buttons I can't just waste it controlling the camera
I already play with 3 so I think I'm good to go
Then move the buttons to the left xDDDD
That's even more psychotic 😭
No
Damn ok
Thanks tho
Im not gonna sit in front of people and start turning my phone like a steering wheel lol
Better
No thanks
When u become better u will know u missed out on gyroscope
Only noobs don't use it
What's so good about gyro? Just recoil control?
Ye. That recoil is like literally no recoil if u know how to control it
That's it lol? I can do that without gyro
Ur just a noob bro
Yo wsg yall can some one help me with sum gold ?
Sure bud
I think if you have to spray an entire mag and can't kill in the first 7 bullets you're horrible at the game and should go play codm instead
I'm not hacking bro chill
If you kill in the first shot you have no need for gyro lol
Why would I pay some dollars for a game that might get my acc banned
Yes u do
Ye I can do that without gyro
Hell no
Okay Mr no gyro man
Crosshair placement > aim
And wym you have to track someone? This isn't codm. No one's running and shooting and the same time bro this is a cs clone
What, your spinal fluids?

Before Christmas
Can you show you stats?
when is next pass?
Alot of ppl waiting on that too
That too
#📸│photos message I found a leak, next chapter is starring Nicolas Cage
do not care
so2 has nun to do w me no more

This is literally me

Will prices go down since they removed the rent market?
Is coming December 17

Again?
when will nightmare case weapons go on sell on the marketplace?
On their channel?
If you join pubg let me know
We will run over indians in my suv
☠️☠️
never
Yh in a month or less
Will I get my rented items returned even tho it not there anymore I had gloves rented out was meant to get them back today
Yo when is the update coming
When do i get my skins back?
krismis
mera yasu yasu
Of course u will, of you don't u can sue them
Christmas ❌️ Krismis✅️

But yea they say 3 more r coming this month
These axlebolt
Team adding new problems
And wont fix the cheating problems
Ts funny af😂😂😂
Like if they fix like people under 100 hrs on game can't play comp will be so much cooler
and like give balanced enemies in comp
But yea thts kinda hard maybe
The issue is that they are not clear
I saw cheater getting banned quite in gud time
Ya like thier anti cheat doesn't work gud but they take quick action when a cheater is reported
So yea maybe thts a plus
It could be better
But like we should not just criticize a game everytime
It will lead to it's downfall
The mobile gaming era is already dead
🥲
Pointless, people will wait in games afk, with an autoclicker to counter the afk popup, and they'll just have the 100h without any problems, then they'll play and cheat, and this also blocks smurfs and new players too, and cheaters can buy accounts to bypass too
Like there were soo sooo soo many gud games back in 2014
So 2 things needed gudbalanced matchmaking and anti cheat
Cheater can still be handled like u won't get cheater straight in a row unless u r really unlucky but more priority should be give to balanced matchmaking
Like if u ain't giving balanced matchmaking at least cut some slack to the best person mmr
Then tell us how you'd do a "balanced" mm
Well idk but like game hrs can be near not like enemy has 300 and my ally only have 30 Or 40
Tht can be programmed right
Using hours as an indicator to chose mathcmaking
Bad idea
Depends
This new smurf thingy is bad too
But ok they will surpass us quickly so they won't come to our games often
Ya saw tht too
You underestimate the amount of people that does smurfs then
i need someone to play with me in comp to get to sliver im bronze 4 i fall rank
Server?
There will always have some surfs at your level
I don't have low ranks alts
Can't help
Do you play on 60 fps?
And ya why my fps drops in this new update
Like before it was fine
But now when a molly comes in front of my vision my fps drops
No idea many players are facing the same problem
Before it never happened
My fps are normal
What's your version tho?
I wanna see if my game is updated or not
0.31.1
Put effects on very low
Won't change a thing, only will make the grenade effects very low texture
Best thing standoff can add is when the season ends all items be tradable after a week
Hmm yeah , 2 weeks is a long time
Aua
Hardly
Hi when they do update?
This year
Sorry if my question is stupid
But if CS2 release in mobile will you guy leave standoff 2 ?

Nah
Respect bro for loyalty
Is rent option comming back?
Nope
Why
Bcs If it come back the gold buyers will get very small
Nahhh
And the economy will kill the game
If the rent market is over then the gun i rent will instantly come back to their owner even it is not finished 3 days rent ?
No
After the 3 days will go to the owners


Skibididop
Nah the brain rot 💀💀💀
The one yall should be picking is the faster results
The survey thingy
Actually nah just fix the hacking situation last 2 game had a combined 3-4 soft hackers
Sure
It took me more than 4 or 5 days to ban a cheater
Hope dev fix this
Idk but something obvious like that should have been fixed years ago
After 7 yrs Devs going to ask players
I wont say anything more
Whar rhreee
yoo what's up I'm looking for 4 people to play 5x5 comp I'm phoenix in allies and I'm gold in dueling but I'm silver 1 or bronze 4 in the comp because my team is horrible if anyone wants to come play with me my id:132761114(I want people who know the basics of the game or who play decently pls)
when are they going to fix the rent items
or u wont get anything for christmas
faster matchmaking
Server?
that or this
huh?
i put my knife for rent but i still dont have it
Rs
is it gone?
mm is fast enough
its the butterfly kumo
i get games in seconds
it depends on how many ppl are playing
that too
my server region itself is dead
i mean, not alot of people
i keep playing with same players over and over
and russians
try other regions closer to yours
Why wasn't better servers on the list?
because they cant fix that
and the fact that they not even playing comp
Truly
yeah
France
Let me guess... It's singapore
yes.
russians on singapore 🤔
yes they always got 399+ pings
always be the troublesome to the team tbh
they are like rats ngl
Russian are op in Singapore cuz they have teleport ability in match
Don't forget lucky headshots
also there's one time that i got 4 russians vs 5 pheonix,gold player
Bro I keep getting headshot randomly
just mmm
💀
they also have ability to fly ong
fly mid air
we cant do that ong
That too
they have a whole airline thats why
fr
hello, i have a question. When are we going to get our items back?
but i was a noob so its not enjoyable
i remember playing everyday when there wasnt ranking system
rented?
reall
like so real
yes
theres only like defuse and team deathmatch 💀
3 days
but i putted in rent 3 days ago
well it should be in your inventory by now or later
or atleast have them both
real like 5m is not even worth it
also, you know when the new pass is coming?
probably late january
really?
ye
1 month with no pass?
they always do that
oh damn
ye like 20days atleast
1 month skip and then new pass
sometimes 3 months
^
💀
I really hope this game have menu theme change options like sausage man
fr
the only time we getting gold pass streak is fun and sun, reforged and Halloween
I really want to listen fireborn and frosty chaos theme again
i think that there will also be christmas one?
should i buy 1k gold or wait for bp
wait for bp
doesnt make sense if they wont do it
bp will not have skins probably for christmas
wait for bp ong
maybe new sesson will
Buy food for a homeless man
better option + charity
they haven't done that in a long time
And this game isn't worth the $15
real
they need to ad blackJACK and slot
i spend alot of money in this game
😭
Same
Back when there was stuff to buy
but never a single bp i spend tho
when new battle pass?
only gold
2025
it would be cool if they ever add trade offers
why so long
Nah
why not
when you got pheonix rank
they said in a Q&A they cant add that
It's December 13th bro
nah bro
thats the release
why tho
i mean ther gona be alot of scamms
Is rental market coming back?
pretty much the economy will go in the ground
Hacking will shoot up like crazy
Nah it’s more like they wouldn’t make as much money lol
the game is not built for a trading system
Look what they did with rocket league
they said that rent marketplace is actually an experiment, they probably will add it in the future if its worth it
bro economy is already a sh..t
For some
what can i do when i am in lobby my ping is 10-20 when im in the battle it goes from 70to 100?
Ok cuz it’s infinite gold glitch
the economy is already sh*t tho
it is kinda but imagine what will happen if they add trading and remove the 20% tax
Where does the tax go
u dont want that to happen trust me
if
If
it gets burned
A
throw your phone and router to the trash bin

there will be so much gold u wont have anything else to buy
same
trading would be a good thing ngl
maybe its easier to throw you?
but they like money
duplication might exist
funny bro
just saying, try to restart your phone or router
I mean If they don’t code like a 5 yo toddler nah
the mosf basic way

them goo goo gaa gaa ahh coding cant even do trading system
i dont know whats wrong with my phone when i play pubg its 20ping to but in so its 70-100
even though i want that
Im in constant derealization since Tuesday
different game different servers
and second, server region can be f*cked up sometimes even i keep getting high ping even im in my lowest server region
pubg with they trillion dollar compay servers vs $10 standoff servers
so the answers:
- your phone is potato.
- restarting your device and wifi
- server region itself
before the last update i had 20-30ping
multi million btw
multi million in their pockets
And I had 120fps, things change.
so do people 😔
i play ts on 20-30 with constant lag spike 10-0 fps
feeling good ong
my ping carried tho, 20 pings
i also had spikes from 60 to 15-20
real
i dont have lags but it seems not good with 100ping
and restarting your phone will do too
it didnt
they need to bring the gift box like last year
for me it did
hell nah
price will drop drastically
Hi
like alot
so sad I didnt keep it
why not
market crash
its a rare item drop
then yeah sure they can add it
the gift box itself is already 10k gold, people used to have alot of this, but open it immediately
just like csgo souvenirs cases
that great example
marketplace is bugged?
a float system would be nice
A 2007 style market crash would be nice
goo goo gaa gaa
Where's the keep Russians on their server option
XD
W snipe
Yo did you ever receive spinal fluid from acedrgn?
i can do faster tbh but fps drop 😭
and the unexpected song sync
Try to use lowest settings bro
My 4inch iphone se still able run 60fps smoothly
that is the lowest
379,880 members and I'm still #1
i got helio g25 processor..it's hell
well no wonder
What kind of phone is that bro 💀
When nightmare will be on market
whenever next pass is out
cpu brother
So when is next pass
Ikr
next month or 2
the phone name is Honor X9
anyone wanna play allies rn id 49443393
What ikr mean?
I know right
Promocode?
In survey I am not seeing any switch menu theme options 😞
I want to hear fireborn and frosty chaos theme again
I dunno
What did yoy get?
But I dont think so
Maybe selling the box was more worth it?
Thanks sir
Promo kod
If you getting karambit or butterfly ofc
Nope
The voting features for the game is kinda good
it's good that they wanna hear from us
unlike a few years back
nah
They just do this to know what they will add first
They already plan on adding all of this
can anyone send me best settings for pc plss
How would you know
(while they say anticheat is their number1 priority yet it's bad)
did they do this survey before
They don't have GamerDoc on their team
(they should)
"We have so many feature ideas that we’re planning to do three more surveys over the next month. And don’t worry if the ones you like don’t get a lot of votes, because we won’t leave those ideas behind. They’ll just be added a little later than the others."
link the source
msg or whatever
squinting my eyes when i see this
im old
other than 3, 4, 5, 6
I don't think anything else is useful lmao
mf 3456yrs old💀

Hello
im finna sleep
Kus kus kus

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