#💬│english-chat
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I use wine to grape
He was touching my leg 😭
Make*
I was just chill minor
How do you de-fermantize
I didn't want scream
Broooooo are you even Muslim
Hey dog idk man but this a standoff 2 server not a venting or people recovering from grape server
Bro the doctor
Secrets 😉
You dog 😡
Lol
How people recover from grapes ? Isn't that just hungover of wine drunk night
I received fart from deena
Its grape but an R instead of g
Nah it was just doctor
Deeno ghosted me for 2 days straight
Lmao just take the g away bro
Deena thinks she's tuff with nitro now
Don't complicate your life
Fake tough
@warm moat sup
Why's that being talked in a -18 server
Ya just end it
Fr
Don't you got authorities and professionals out there m
Or remove g and r and e and add an e at the end
Drop dead, gorgeous

Ask dog
That's my favourite hobby
🦕🦕
I miss this little aggressive unaware human being
👆watch out from this guy he likes furry people
He likes lil furry
Tch tch
Its an S
👍👎
🦌🦌🦌🚈
Triple kill
Salmon 🐟
3 birds in 1 stone
Lol
Boiiii that's trios
Look it up, it's crazy
Me going to war and after killing my first guy i don't see +xp in my screen 😶
"Level up! Plus one health!" Ahhhh
AhahA
Its all was a lie
Exactly; (
Me after being a brave soldier an facing the enemy thinking that /spawn is real thing
Nightmare fule
🐴
@cedar raft ping for emotional support
Boiiii this is discord not character ai
Me after not praying to allah even tho if must do that and if I don't i will face jahanaam
And after getting shot you hear 3 questions (only real men can understand it)
XD
Oh heck no 😭
Me after thinking im about to die as jihadi in war and i said shahada thinking im dead and im going to jannah and after some time i woke at hospital
better Ranking system when
Quick question to you u think its ok for 50 year old to marry a 35 year old?
Well if u say so why he can marry her when she is 35 and he 50 and not when he is 25 and she's 10?
Mission failed
Lol
Fr
You encouraged me I am going to marry her
Cristiano ronaldo?
You mean the gnome
Anyway robaldo is 39 and his wife Georgina is 29 technically he can marry her when he was 20 and she was 10
Ya and then help her is school home work
Hi
i dont think thats a good idea
Exactly
Bro saying it like it is a good thing
And then make her pregnant
New missions in an hour
Let's guess the daily missions
It's going to be about rifle kills
I will make it easy to understand 🤏🍩🤛
It's just impossible only if he had a little one then that will make sins
I just got my rewards!!!
what u get
A black one
Bro who need daily missions if he have no golden pass and he maxed normal pass 😭
I wish standodd 2 give me free gold pass i would try to reeach lvl 200
When will we get rewards?
@mortal mountain you spelled believe me wrong in your bio
u wouldn't be able to get past 70 without buying lvls
Damn hagahaghaga
I will try my best
#📸│photos message yo I went exploring for the boys
Bro i finished free battle pass 3 days ago
wild take
Not the boys stop lying 😭

What type a picture do you think he wanted chat
I have my own theories

Face
i have 3100 gold what should i buy
Gloves
gloves are dumb other ppl cant see them unless they spectate
Did u all get event rewards?
nope
What's that
Reminds me of a fantasy rpg
Tokyo ghoul is amazing
Anybody allies?
When will this season end?
The show, manga or the mobile game?
Either way it’s a W.
Manga
That’s right!
@bronze grove
How much do you actually love Turan?
Stand back
@neat agate how long have you been running?
A little over a year
any dude tryna 1v1
What region are you
not you
Anyone allies gold
That would be tragic
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
It's YouTube dawg
i just seen someone eat a dead person
Yes
bro that should not be on youtube
I know
i reported it
Thanks
that is actually crazy
😡😡😡😡
@keen vortex remove this please
Ok
When is season 8 ending?
That video was crazyyyyyyy
Friends, go to the link
He was enjoying tbh
it looked like he worked there too
Nah cool ip grabber
Yo
Yes
When do we get our rewards???
start of next week
I want usp ghost but which pattern code should I get
nun
Rewards of event?
?
get stone cold
yea
How many golds u think they will give us?
Bro I’m broke
Damn so season 8 ends in january i still got 1month left to grind to elite
well
Well me too
Chameleon what do u think
stattrak chameleon is good
I’m broke
its only like 80
I can get the normal one
141
oh
1.5$ for 100G is nothinggg
Normal one is 22
how much u got
That's a grown dude
Hello
Wsg chat
Piggy piggy pi ggy 🎶 pi ggy pi ggy 🐖 piggy piggy pi ggy pig pig 🐓
How do some people equip different knives on the same side
there is a symbol that looks like this when you click on the skin -> 🔀. Click on it for the skins that you want to equip and it will randomly pick one of them at each respawn.
I see thank you
🦛
You flipping pig 🦕
Hii
Code ?
is there any oce clans?
guys
i js sold my steam rider for 1G
cuz of bug
pls help
i putedit like 770.2 but it sold it for 1.70 g for automaticly
55 billion of them ar3 wsxe eck rg d dk drvi djwe billion emc
🤓👆
Any promo came
??
U want play mm
@royal schooner Did you get the Nameless fragment?
We need gold or phoenix
did someone say nameless fragment
hehe
how do i use promo codes in ios??
website
Anyone wanna play allies ?
who tryna 1v1
You can use the the https://store.standoff2.com/ website to redeem promocodes. simply write your in game ID > click "promocode" > write the code > click "apply". The site is in Russian, but you can translate it on Google chrome
No one xD
wsg
Any bronze duo here?
Stop scamming people
Real
Ikr
We know you do that
The name itself is sad, why and how do you intend to have fun on it
oh then lemme give you a quick spoiler, ||i dont.||
Why ru lying
Hi
Depends what are you looking for
Hey semy
Me
Earn it 
Guts and blackpowder is the most pg13 game ive played
...

nc there is a market call promo rn i gor 2 years red awm
How about a flip knife
Simple just give me 100 gold xd 😁
When the renting droped, i didnt play with my knife 30 days ago 😕
Butterfly
Maybe have new promo code?
guys what is the best emulator for pc? i have some problems with blue stacks
Worst take ever
Butterfly black widow with some gloves
anyyyy active code todayyY??
yeah ill send u one
dms or here
here
so others can see it too
YZ2W5LXCJ7ZA
btw someone wanna 1v1
whats this promo gives?
i need to warmup
24h m4 skin
duel
you down?
free warm up
i need to warmup
any knife promo for 24h?
id?
idk abt that
YZ2W5LXCJ7ZA
m4 samurai
24k
24h*
Then won't work for you
yea
what is the best emulator?
💀
Who have promo code knife?
JGVXJHVFJ26S
Awp skin
@rich crow
alright
im hong kong rn
@rich crow
id
come on now
i need to warmu
p
Who have knife promo code?
Dm if anyone want gold
Dm
Any promocodes?
let me have sum
How to customize weapons ?
How can we enter in shootin or trainin zone
u see that play button
Yeah0
@rich crow Maybe u know knife promo code? 🙂
noep
S*1t
Someone else know promo code knife? Boring play so2 with no knife.
This worked thnx
I send more for you to pm.
Can someone recruit me
to what

thats sad
be a sigma lone wolf like me 🐺
never hunted for a clan
clan hunted me
i still dont understand the purpose of a clan
Maybe have knife promo? New
I need the 24h for grind today.
using promos to feel better about yourself is kinda sad no
i remember i used to make people with bayos cry even when i didnt have a knife myself
Grind boring without no knife.
I used two knife promo and is grinding not boring
with a default knife
It's boring for grind.
imo i wouldnt
i dont follow metas
bayo just looks too edgy 2 me

i wanna get pearl abyss tanto and punk gloves
that combo is heavenly
nah dont
What can I get with 3k gold??
if ur planning on getting more gold
Hello btw
Who’s begging virgin
😂 in-game
I’m js bored
no dont
Is here a dc server
xd idk theres plenty of stuff
u thinking knifr gloves or. guns?
I just got a free knife, I’ll say gloves I’ll get cases for guns
Rn my guns I actually like
amen
i would say
that kunai bone
and the gangster gloves
idk if theyre 3k tho
Nope
valid
Thanks I’ll check it out
stiletto viper and steam rider gloves

altho stiletto seems like something someone whos malnourished would use

that thing feels like a twig
im so sad
hi so sad
😭

calm down gangsta boy
u very obv know who im talkin bout homeboy
How am I a gangsta boy 😭😭😭
I’m js tryna play in a team bcs im coming from a diff game
ion know how ts work
why is ur rank that
Im from polywar
There quite cheap dam, imma get mortal veil and malachite they look so cool
it’s obviously not that
I’m from fwd assault
Nice
they not even letting me play tournaments no more
Who plays polywar
ion know what that is
anyone down to play allies around silver 2 and can vc in english
I come from cod
send me a friend req
ur so soo gangsta 😈 u just managed to be an incel a minute ago or so
give me knife in polywar @visual flax
bad boy
you ain’t finished choking ur chicken
id?
ril
gon send it tru yo dm soon
boi i aint choking nun except yo twig
get off me
k
spelling boi like that in the big 24
forcing lingo in yo texts
nah dawg
huh
this just how i be talkin when ppl be talkin mad crazy
tripping was
ion care who was dawg

bro must've felt the personal attack by now
but well its kinda expected when u be radiating that kinda aura

sigma sigma
W aura
ikr
hes alpha
bro radiates that extra small sigma aura
dont chall the alpha
How to seperate second grenade button and scope button?
Wt
Who called me?
That’s not very skibidi of you
but youre not
You’re mom disagrees
*your + grammar issue + new user
my mom confirms that you have L rizz + green aura w flies
not to mention being a beta
Can anyone help pls?
Idiot
No way ur mom thinks im Indian /j
rude
frfr
????
A joke
W8
racist!!
It was a joke calm down
nuh uh
yes
no youre getting cancelled on twitter
How do I see the second grenade button and scope button at the same time on my screen with my open eyes?
I could say the most wholesome thing and get cancelled on twitter
because youre beta
Nah I’m too sigma for twitter
I got rejected from hustlers university because my grades were too high (I got above a fail)
Gg
GE- GE- GE- GET OUT!
Nuh uh
yuh uh
Leave me and my brother alone
betas r not appreciated here
GINES! RISE
iamgine
Chill yall, ion want you😭🙏🏻
aint nobody asking u to want em 
blud built like a naked mole rat and be insulting a race which dwarfs bro on every single metric
X to doubt

I said 1 joke🙏🏻
I didn’t mean it seriously
He didn't wanna miss a chance
and that one joke coulda gotten u cooked, nah not cooked. deepfried if it wasnt for the automod 
This is not a comedy server you will be punished
I am god
hi god
I am god
iamgine
I’m probably gonna get cooked by sema later for it🙏🏻
Need rn 3 ppl comp english
😂

You cannot roast 😭😭😭😭
🗿
👉🥶👈
Blud is packgods #1 fan
nah
He's not a chicken
Les go
What if he likes it
Blud had to use chatgpt to look that up
i dont
ur giving pedo
What if he's Diddy
then i'd use a hammer

And I was doing a demonstration of someone else
Never a good day here
Generation is lost
Just you
😦
nah im lost in a timespace
Hi
You ain't Stewie Griffin
Hey
Is it your fav car
Guys have any of you got the small gift from the flashmob?
wha terzo millenio?
Is it ?
nah. my name came from me always being third in school events lmao
Anyone?
Whats this supposed to mean
Oh
Wow
That's not until next Monday
That's funny somehow
fr

What's a mahira
Mariha*
Gahahahah
No
The person that
Handled the thanksgiving event
How dare you say that bruh
She's bice bruh
Nice*
Hello brothers
hello hugo
Hello Hugo named human
Yea, The stickers are gonna be expensive for sure
Yess for sure
I think so
When?
No
:(, pls?
Which skin?
Usp Ghosts
😦
How much are u selling for anyway?
Like 2 gold
Bro
The value is 1.98
Y are u selling it anyway?
It is not rn on sale
U will get like 1.3 gold back only anyway
Then about 3 gold?
U have put stickers on it??
Yeah an SO2 one
It has an pattern
The one that i have
Has an pattern
But that is not a sticker
Yea
Oh...
It gets removed if u sell it
Oh
No begging allowed here
Do some one has a knife for 33 gold ? Pls
Bro no one sells knife for 33 gold
Maybe u can rent
Oh

How you suppose to max out no if there’s not enough weeks in the season
Gotta focus and dedicate all material resources
Really?
I have a question
What is target frequency in gyro
Don't use gyro
Im getting rid of gyro
But what is the target frequency fr
Like buy an skun
Ye send me 100 gold to prove it hahahgagaggaga
I got 0.30👍🏻👍🏻
😂😂😂
Frfrfr
Facts
What level are u?
Im 120 and no skin
Knife or gloves
Anyone got Faceit rank for eu or ca
It is not
Im under 18 and no bank card thats why
Fr
😂😂
Same which one?
Yeah thats not that much
If you aren’t broke then you should have the money to splash on games
Equivalent of lifeless
I hv a sting fleck
You can rent stuff now
I have jk prism
Best way to make G without money is when u get Battle pass sticker pack not to sell it until they go to marketplace
I'd rather be lifeless
I was thinking about getting a butterfly
I got like 1325g after selling all the stuff
Butterfly so expensive tho
1700 rn
Only saphira
Starfall
How much is legacy?
Who have promo code?
No
If u never had one totally worth it
To rent your knife or rent a knife ?
I need the knifes
If you actually wanna buy it and you are rich so yea
I rented butterfly black widow
Felt amazing for 3 days
The 24h only
Bro its only 3 days
Btw if u wanna make gold dm me

Ya I know
ok
you can make gold by mining and then melting the ore 
But I am never paying to get a butterfly knife so why not just rent it and have fun
I can Play with somewone im have silver 2 but i'm have gold
@ancient plover Dm
Really good feature tbh
Maybe someone from baltic country?
renting is good only if u got some skins in ur inventory which are worth smth
I had leftovers after buying my jk so I don't felt like I wasted it
guys, I have a question
I bought jk and m4 samurai by selling all season 1 to season 4 stuff

My only disappointment was not getting a single epic skin/sticker in first season
I got 2 tec9 and 2 fabm

@warm moat can i ask smth?
depends on if u wanna

cant say certainly about me answering tho
some kids called me cheater and i told them i had high ping bcs my wifi, and they said report met, can i get banned from this?
because i didnt played 2 months this game
report barely works lmao
No
check photos i add a ss from the game
but not me, my wifi is like good, but regions are badly
and they called me cheater with ping
Ya ya there is nothing to worry about
i know
nothing wrong with being a better player
As long as u are not killing enemies from spawn
they were like 1k+ hours or smth
i hate most the cheaters in this game
i have bullied players with 1.5k hours being a player with barely 400 hours
your point?
I hate most the servers
damn
What's ur highest ever rank?
Who give me a promocode id:165745175
its funny how i've played since launch and still dont have 1k hours yet
maybe cuz i have a life
i wont.
in all three ranks modes or?
:)
Comp
@warm moat i was lagging every rounds
chill, no need to worry.
i had like 2 matches to master
Oh u must be very good
I only had master for season 1 then only could get g4 then stopped palying
damn
Season 1 was so peaceful
my wish for season 8 was master
season 1 was the best season
i wish to go back in the season 1
true
U remember old province?
That was more popular than rust at that time
yeah
the horse statue on mid
was the best map
Where it is now?
I tried to find it everywhere but couldnt
It was in the farm in second version of province
It's in the game files
Huh?
Old province was smth else frl
0.9.0 was the best province ngl
One with the barrel on the mid? Or horse statue?
I just want zone 9 back...
Oh
Guys do i buy karambit or butterfly?
yeah
idk
Horse statue and spawning mid on ct side
Thank you
Np
butterflies are clean ash
M9
If u could otherwise I would prefer butterfly
I don't got that budget
Butterfly
Ight ima cop the starfall then
Prolly after update
Karambit will be boring after a while
There is one m9 I think around 4k
😭
I only got 1.6k 😞
Why did they remove it, there could've been zone 7 and 9
Starfall
Ion know but that was the WORST decision ever😭😭
Zone 9 was massive
Nah both have similar themes
is even the game servers be repaired? bcs i had a high ping
Was one of the ogs
Not working bro
🦛
Worked for me
Worked
Have you tried putting it in rice 🦕
Why not for me
Idk why standoff 2 Bots play like no mercy, bots are anywhere such as smurfing and exploiter whose gameplay time is less than 100 hours in gold rank competitive mode
Hahahahah it says coupon already activated
Ya so it was limited to certain amount I guess
Oh okay
I am not Russian
Anyone?
I like how weighty cs Karambit and other knives feel when you inspect them. Especially in the case of Karambit inspect animation you can see the knife having weight because of its momentum when player rotates and holds onto it again for default position.
What’s that
new event for eastern usa server
Who has a Russian friend that speaks English
they promised rewards from everyone whoever played
.
WJRM7NYG7DRJ
Worked for me
Idk prob tipped it in wrong
Bayonet Digital burst or Karambit Scratch?
Romania
Neither basic knife best
?
#na-flashmob look last message
Its expired
Karambit scratch
Well then can't help you
@merry hill please ban this player for scaming id: 203081925
Frl
knife and many skins
What
Bad servers in this game
Dw pookie❤️
sall esti roman
Stiu ca is roman
1v1 any1
Any promo codes please🙂
Thanks
Maximum limit
Oh
@jagged night Bro, is some servers good on this game?
My internet is good, but every rounds i have ping
Netherlands
Well i don't really know, maybe try different server or relog your game
I tried on france
Same
Russia I don't say anything
Usually is it fine?
If you don't have gun skins, get them first and the knife ofc
But refrain from buying anything rn
The market is high
I have akr sniper and deagle thats all I nedd
I want a knife
Maybe
Wait till the new collection is launched on the marketplace
What knife do you like the most
And is it your first investment?
Nope
In knife and stuff




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