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that's insane β οΈ
level 30 tho, i'm not completely useless lol
had to get my meat pot after this
Wheres the honey pot
fair enough
i don't want glycation π€
π ight
Do you guys play often??
Haii
Ohhh
tdm goated
Are you that youtuber lol?
i also play cs2 deathmatch sometimes
not the same as team from csgo that they never brought back
Its a deep fake of the YouTuber
lol i figured
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Fartoff 2
bruhhhh

Why is it so hard to grind battlepass lol
so eone once said something about the name lilith I won't recall
unfartunate
please fill in the blanks on your own
Ku lo sa
you know the song?
No lol
yooo
lol of course you're not, they're russian
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Search Bronze-Silver players for tournament the winner team gets 50 (40 golds with commision)
Nope I don't know the lyrics after that lol
Hiii dex
@wild epoch this you goodfella
do you remember me knox
How you doing man
Can I participate as gold
Yeah ofc I do (you literally didn't change the pfp)
and looksmaxxing π¦
Endikss
No
doing good man, how about you? winter time yes
yea
i tried to change pfp but didnt find anything good
Glad to hear that, I'm doing good too man. Fr winter
Gold I?
Ok you can
how would they know
After 1 hour
Oh I see I see
glad you're still around, nice to see some og folks
Yes my English...
Dimsea/zharm/adren are also active
bro I still remember the uganda knuckles 2019 meta
I will be doing jump throw with my phone
dim is probably the oldest here lul
never got to participate in the vr chat shenanigans at least at peak
Can't it be late ?
Yeah
Wait knox
No
Go in my place
then it became a racist symbol bruh
And win it
man those were the golden days!!
Dim go in my place and win it
then it went downhill idk how xdd
I'm good π I don't even play comp for now
π
It's not comp I think
Ask deena
It's silvers tho
left wing moment
Deena banned bro
the left canceled uganda knuckels
Xd
All the players are Bronze-Silver IV
Knox is silver
He can participate
Yes
it went from ugandan roleplay to politics real quick fr cant have stuff in pop media :(
Yeah but with my aim in tdm (neckshots) I'm disappointed in comp matches
@silent perch you still play?
at first it was just a meme that died, then after a few years became politics yea
I search for 4 players
not that much, just tdm every now and then
You should give your skins for renting bruv
pandem*c ruined the world so much ngl
Omg @silent perch @brittle knoll @wild epoch and someone else
This is a GOAT lineup
π¦π
Bout to win the major
Consider yourself
look up spots wakandan knuckles those guys were the most passionate brains behind it

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like the meme or politicization?
Yes i am the Tournament Organizer and my friends each are in other team but my friend can't find players
i suppose they built upon the lore right?
the good days before politicization. They created massive worlds in vrchat
then I got a pc in 2022
and all is ded already
nice poop
history remains
i was playing virtual droid until then
its vrchat clone on android?
yea
brub
but it wasn't all too crazy
Renting system in so2 is fr one of the best thing π
roblox would've been much similar no?
its the most amazing thing fr
How much did you earn )
200g :D
Dayum
no social or talking part and 99% kids
sorry 99.9%, also roblox went to poop to entertain modern 2 year olds and make them pay with mom credit card
karambit stonks baby
Through Awm genesis?
π‘
good game design actually and business model
nice dual topic focus
anyone wanna 1v1?
i prefered roblox over minecraft servers ngl
and it was always free
so business model is yes
but the community dictates the meta and it went to poooop
story games I still like π¦
Hello, today there will be a tournament, I will need 3 people, if our team wins, each player will receive 40 gold, the tournament starts today at 19:00 Riga time i need Bronze-Silver4
Haii
What if the team loses?
welcome to standoof 2 server
sure
Gets nothing
enjoy your stay and make sure to check #πβserver-rules and #πβfaq
im in
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@gilded dirge
226697159
Ok
Is there vc?
No
we aint toxic whatsoever (;
if you want to
and how r u giving the gold
thats nice
nike
sure
dm me
π
@gilded dirge i gotta go offline this is my standoff account id
226697159
damn man add me
i gotta close discord
Need more than 100 hours
i have less then 100 but i bet im better
umm
cuz im on another acc xd
Then play your main
i got 472 hrs?
but add me its my new account

is it good?
i lost my previous one
You can
@gilded dirge i lost my previous account
say ong
m4 samurai stattrack @everyone
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ofc pookie
for me?
Yes
wait a sec i got low battery on my ipad
CAN I JOIN DAWG

You playing?
ghizlaan the chill girlie fr
Mwwwah π½
yuh
?
go to russia chat bro
Thanks man
not u
woman
Habla espanol?
Jasman
I am his brother
60 fps + teammates bad
I can blame
You were an indian dude a few days ago
who are so good
not enough reason to have 0.72 kd
hi
How you doing?
saar no saar
good
Lol
ππππ
hog ridaaa
Fps big diference
Me in 60 fps =0,78
Me in 90 FPS =1.00
@wild epoch@silent perch u are now aware of the term "nostalgia bait" and no longer regret the passing of time ππͺ
yo endiks u play brawl?
bruh what
literally makes no sense
90 fps are smooth
i got 1.35 on 60 fps and i still think its bad
The akr scylla is now 355g
Uhh before now i don't Play but i have that game
Nokia keeps giving me free games gigachad. Halfway in mafia definitive edition rn best story mode
We all gotta move forward innit
damn
hes just very cracked
So i now need 1
Hate ranked
i know a guy with 3.27 on 60 fps
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Hate ranked
Ranked so stupid
Fricking noobs quit lobby after no kills
No impact
Hate ranked
Hate ranked
captin dont spam
every day u become a better version of yourself
Not even mission?
Guys a statrack akr carbon or a akr tag king ?
It's quite the opposite these days π
Tag king
I like it better
tag king
no lmao
Stattrack is just number
π just do it
Itβs good gold but I like skin
boring asf
Alright then i wont sell it
How much?
all I pride myself in is knowledge I guess
Its 420 gold i guess
Understandable π«‘
So true, its revelations are surreal to witness. But once the reality is figured out, pursuing on short term enjoyment feels worthless
π¦
u play ground branch
Anyone gold today?
Tournament will be in 19:00 or 30 minutes
Need to play ranked for missions
js have it rotting in my steam lowk
you are so cold π¦
man.. i remember when i used to have 20 akr tigers in my inv
I hate the missions they suck
should have kept them
Did you sell all
Winter time 
winter arc π
no i sold b4 removal of origin boxes
Now i need 1 player for tournament
(i need socks)
fingerless gloves
Nope
Santa ones
bruhhhh
Ok
leg and arm warmers π€¨ππ
Need to buy knife within 500g
look at what im doing rn
Bc Iβm selling event cases for them
peak autism
Hell yeah
Plant v zombies lol
I reinstalled clash of clans
lol there a knifes below 500?

Don't sell event cases g not worth it but go for it if you like a specific knife
hard mewing is realigning my bottom teeth kinda
guys
and clenching

Why not?
is there a leaderboard for clans in game
Not worth opening
it doesnt tho
clenching kinda misplaces my right joint tho
I have stattrack collection no point grabbing them either way
moves your maxilla at best
but is my own alternative to chewing
i have a question for all the standoff'ers
it does
I need one player for tournament if we winning each player 40 gold
why not play the game like its meant to be
even i luv stattrack but its useless on ak
and stop buying skins
Yeah
I regret selling origin cases. Seeing their prices now sucks lol
ur lower teeths connected to ur mandible
Someone has a clan that let me in?
Goldmaxxing
Ohhh
I meant like
Reforged
π
get stattrack on guns like m40 or usp which are not used very often
Already done
Was very easy
they realign to match the maxilla
the maxilla can widen thus fixing crowding
I need one player for tournament if we winning each player 40 gold
One must not regret their action as they have decided on their own will
-chief janice (idk who even is he)
I got like 10 gold alr
i got st on tec9 ump m4a1 and famas :((
When
What format
need more
Oh
You are gold so no
thats why they follow the maxilla at best. if youve an overbite mewing wont fix anything
How is maomi btw?
wow
fr
I need one player for tournament if we winning each player 40 gold Bronze-Silver4
shes chill
ME
I can play
Trust

Bro you gold
Sleeping as always I assume
Hi
she js runs around the house
he needs bronze n silver only
and sleep ye
Iβm silver trust trust
there's a chance it gets fixed if the position of the lower jaw is held a bit more forward
Ok
lolz
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source r/mewing π‘
make lobby sand
Asd Captin
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guys someone help me figure this thing out plz
I make lobby because i AM oragnizator
ok end
u starting now??
Added
natural growth. if mewing works i wouldnt have to go on braces for class1 malocclusionπ
my bones may be really strong thus mostyl non malleable for it to work much
Id
guys
ID
soneone help me dude
during development mewing is very powerful because it simulates mastication of hard gummy food like meat which people don't eat enough of nowadas
why some gun huds are with color due to rarity and some just are grey all
do you play like a bronze
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@sand briar
rarity
Yes
ill watch
bro i know
Sigma sigma boy
Guys send IDS
but i have different rarity
So I can make 1v1
Senddd IDDDDD
the roof of the mouth is also composed of two plates that fuse after full development, u can probably still feel it like a seam with your tongue @cursive harbor
no
and @gilded dirge accept
@sweet merlin
yes but the main point is maxillary protrusion which is important for aesthetics and proper breathing
@sand briar i added ill spectate
Accept
those r the upper palatal sutures
Sent
mewing also helps with breathing π¦ improved nasal breathing
so yea
yee
wtf are yall doing?
i legit have not had a single instance of like
mewing is a myth
nasal congestion since I started
it doesnt "train" your jaw
doesn't refute any facts
it just fixes your posture
its purpose is not to train the jaw its a natural motion ur supposed to do
the whole point to mewing is so that you get used to your tongue being on the roof of your mouth
it doesn't enhance, it prevents deformity
so when that your done mewing
you're also supposed to do it with most of it
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i do it hard and I think of it as a muscle which it is (it's also two muscles btw)
"no access to lobby
I need one player for tournament if we winning each player 40 gold
the body has an ability to adjust according to mechanical stress even for bones
your tongue is not a muscle tho
and the hypothesis for ortotrophics is micro fractures will allow for enlargement
google it
@junior heron you play?
i mean it is in a sense
it's two different muscles in one
it's factual, check google
@gilded dirge send id
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giggle
1
Who wanna play allies
tongue literally presses against the jaw downwards with it's weight
without mewing
U got my id?
huh?
and the jaw is like held by tendons or muscles at an angle π¦ or something and the angle gets harsher from gravity
wym
masseters you mean
Is there a way to fix asymmetric jaw? (Without surgery)
is ur bite ok
I am new to orthotropics but it seems legit
as in ur teeth
@gilded dirge bro accept today plz
Ok now Gold can and we get 99%win
then js chew the other till it evens out lol
it's difficult to have an explanation but recently there's a carni guy Blaise V. who started making content about looksmaxxing stuff
if ur bite is normal that will do
INVITE ME
Because I had toothache in my right after removing that I'm kinda traumatized to chew on other side
my wisdom teeth never erupted bruh
I only chew soft food in my right
some people say mewing made it
π
that'd be kinda crazy
wisdom teeth are supposed to grow but can't because lack of development for more room
need more chewing
Some people have proper wisdom tooth position I believe
theoretically, using gravity and microfractures it's even possilbe to get taller
π
for me it's just
u gotta chew on ur right cuz ur gonial width (the jawbone itself) increases over time esp if ur young from chewing but also from masseters. chew on meat btw not the jawliner bs thatll only give you tmjd
@gilded dirge
like a planted seed
i can feel the skin being hard where wisdom teeth are supposed to be
@gilded dirge
What's tmjd?
Too much jaw disorder
temporo mandibular joint disorder
?

Damn these terms are going straight above my head

i actually get this kinda?... from constant clenching
Hello
I believe you just meant chew from both sides
i actually experimented with it
So does genetics play in asymmetrical jaw?
i open my mouth repeatedly after a while and my right joint starts popping each time
temporo mandibularjoint is the joint holding your jaw with the rest of ur skull
near ur ears
yea thats tmjd go see an ortho if it persists
Tempura
and Iβm noob
but then goes away after a while
do you like chew a lot then recover and repeat or what
if u do thats vry bad for the jaw
or maybe the way I hold my teeth closed is proper alignment but then my face isn't and opening is misaligned
Is that click normal while opening the jaw?
i just clench, no chewing
not at all
yea dont do it
i clench hard to get passive training
and I kinda chadified my jaw a little
π
js get implants atp broπ
nah I feel like my facial structure is improving tropically, but I don't recommend clenching, I'm looking forward to start chewing a gum called falim
microfracture dogma
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the jaw has muscles muscles get stronger bigger at least
joints in the body can also be trained
cooked
look into german hangs
another thing is if ur gonial width is increasing its gonna be mostly masseter gains so youll get a bloated look rather than chiseled look. gonions are 'sharp', masseters are very rounded
I am so cooked π¦
not really bloated, I lost weight so the definition is good enough
i also been taking potassium
but that was mostly to counteract sodium hypertensive effect
it also debloats π¦
losing weight/water retention only alleviates it, the bloated look (not actual bloating) comes from overtly big masseters which are round by nature
i can't really say for certain "guys, I found the way" yet like with carnviore, because I don't have enough "statistics" yet
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this is probably the second time I try clenching (once again, not backed by any facts just a procedure I came up on my own)
and I notice after a while my lower jaw just basically becomes wider rather than sharp, idk, I start obsessing over my own mirror reflection π€¨π€¨if that says anything about benefits of chewing or a branch of chewing
i don't really understand masseter stuff biology ill look into it brb
yeeeeeee that's the one
some ppl do it in the looksmax community and it doesnt rly work well (not the tiktok stuff but .org) dont even ask me how i got there im js interested in ortho ig but those guys there are actual no life incels
that's probably blackpill, they say looks are genetics and can't be changed
looksmaxxing I know is more into surgeries
thats hardmaxxing
adn then there's mewing and orthotropics which claim to be able to manipulate even the bone structure
which is true when bones are the most malleable
i understand the bp like it holds some truth but yea (not that i subscribe it since im catholic)
but all combined minus the incelling, theorethically it's possible to even get a really strongly masculine face
if its like mse or msdo ssure but otherwise ortho is only for teeth
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i mostly looked at the reddit stuff
they have a technique called tumb pulling which apparently is supposed to split the sutures π€¨
I think those are probably the same guys who coined bonesmashing idk
it's kinda ridiculous but actually looking into it it's also kinda π¦
nah doesnt work if ur sutures r sealed/close to being so
you need a marpe for that
microfractures hypothesis
Blaise V. was saying u will hear a pop doing it
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this is kinda like
yall what r the rewards for playing in the community event?
even if it's true it's like insane effort long term and motivation needed
autism
π¦
π¦
I think some rewards. Community manager has some messages in this channel check them out for clarity
okay tyy
Is it different now? π€
take your pills
π¦
wake back to reality

take your pills
take your pills takeyour pills
you're hallucinating
π
YZ2W5LXCJ7ZA
owl owl owl
what was your last owl software update? π
i mean owl emoji
π¦It looks the same i swear π
@gilded dirge
u got scammed lmao
open source discordian owl twemoji software timeline: 1.0: reaction 1.1: π¦ wake up run run (littlemoefades reference) 1.2: π¦ august 12 2036 ("loudward" from ai sponge reference) 1.3: Camila's "take your pills, you're hallucinating π¦ "
camila was the last contributor (github reference)
the only camila i know is the vtuber
camila in romanian is also π«
fun fact camels have fat on their backs not water
π€¨
Lol
ong
Unusual place to store fat imo
das a llama
how
nvm i didnt
pretend it's a camel that retracted the humps π
and has a -_- face
no i'll pretend its a camel who lost its fat
yeee
weightloss journey rahh π£οΈ
40 gold
he lost it out of spite
im poor
hi poor
frrr
π¦
i remember someone said it was water
idk who π¦
makes more sense that they have ketosssis
imma dash away too much discord
Are the hump like soft of very hard?
now i have to stay
Answer it next time
that's a crazy question
i'll say hard because ppl ride them and they don't sink in
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π
I rode a camel and it was almost hard as a bone
will i get banned if i have a rooted phone ??
Probably because of spine
will i get banned if i have a rooted phone
No clue, I think game firstly detects the root and disallows logging in and playing
@calm verge
Phlebotomist Reacts to Eddie Hallβs Blood Results After 90 Days on Carnivore Diet@silent perch
bhai ye p350 kitni cute skin haii
p350 festal wrap
I'll watch it thamsk
:)
am i the only one who plays with default settings?
Probably
Scrim in 2 hours dm

Fartoff 2
hh
Pls fix matchmaking my teammates are stupid level 20s that do nothing but give XP to enemy team
What's wrong?
any active code today?
.
Anyways what yall think of crit ops? Do you guys hate it or is it just another cs mobile game copy
But i play standoff because CS2 is in a horrible state and i dont have a pc
I haven't even played critical ops for quite a while, but I prefer so2 because of market and good community
cops also felt slower
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yes
and no
but if u dont know what ur doing yes

its worse than so2 so i dont play it
everygame is like cs2 but in 90% of the games u just cant rage(cheat) like they do in cs2 so u never know whos cheating or not
Speaking of rage my teammates might give me high blood pressure from how bad they are
I was able to an hour ago but now i have 2 hour ban cuz family cut internet
like u cant play any modes
Anyone facing matchmaking problem? Facing lack of players in matches nowdays
yea
especially in comp matches
Ooh π₯²
everytime i q its like a 8+ minute wait
Server problem ig
Hi

Itβs actually the opposite itβs got a lot of potential but the devs arenβt cooperative with the community
If them and axlebolt cooperate with each other it would be the best Cato mobile game ever
cops is bad .-. the movement in cops is idk XD weird
they only have one thing good
Lmfao their movement are exactly like csgo
which is they dont let u play in emulator
I played it for 3 years
True
Stand-off 2 movement is slow
nah
@outer valley sup
If you have experience with peeking then you will understand
thats a strafe problem
so2 strafe is bad
sup
Lemme tell you one thing
Hru?
Cops problem rn is their gameplay
Thatβs why I quit
They have changed the mechanics now
Itβs completely ruined
Before it was god tier
Knife promo?
wsg nodau
You should watch the 2018-20 World Cup finals
I played cops for like 3 days and got max rank .-. also their AWM / AWP whatever it is is rlly bad XD
Hey
idk didnt checked
Which year did you play?
No knife promo today sry bro
Dude wtf you talking about thatβs like one of their primes
Knife promo = motivation to play
Ok tell what you found βbadβ in their snipers
Yes it looks ugly af now
The enlarged version was best
the movement isnt good xD never liked it
in so2 i just dont like the strafe
so u just full open and kill/ die
Bro stand-off is like β¬ οΈβ―οΈβ‘οΈ
fine and u
Good but a bit bummed
xD
idk prob i dont need anything cuz i play since beta
Thatβs not there in critical ops
so for me its normal
why
Got rejected by Oxford
β¦β¦β¦
Cheer up dude
Have you tried Stanford?
whats oxford? for me is a brand of books xD / smth like that
Itβs more of a university
aaaaaa
Top university in the uk/world
1v1 any1
well u didnt lose anything xd cuz it doesnt matter at all
Yeah I guess
But im a bit disappointed
Buying an account with what?
Yeah
same man
1v1 huh?
u will get scammed
How about comp?
u want to?
what server
I have a decent account
Promo came ?
ima lag on all those but it dont matter
Iβll carry
Fr
can i even join u
like 90% of guys who sells accs are scammers
Smurf
Any promo came?guys
like they give u a second login instead of the first one
Bro why awp in this game sounds so fake
You give yours
cuz its a game
I donβt rem
alr lemme get it rq
Cs go is a game as well
and its real sound? xd
Am saying awp in standoff sounds like plastic gun
create one and play
Yo still waiting
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M9 attack animation and karambit grip is so weird
..
Alr hold up
mONESY?
ye
i dont like the karambit when ur just holding it
Hop on
XD
And they stab with m9 lmao
The m9 stab animation is awkward
Dont know why they dont change those things. Awp is so much satisfying if it sounds more powerful
Hi
scrim 5v5?
Ngl they need to fix movement and the knife
yea
Also new smg would be nice cuz last gun that was added was in 2018 or smth
@sly helm go
huh
CS2 and crappy PC games revived SO2
Because pc games were too expensive and horrible ppl started playing on phones and found so2
Where to send that video of tdm game play?
wanted to ask the same question
and it can be a ss
- The match MUST have taken place in the correct game mode, during the time period of the event, on the indicated server, to count
- You can send a screenshot or video, include your ID either in a separate message or in the media
- Most importantly just have fun playing
im confused
where do we post it
i dont see a media channel
Info is in the announcement
It will be open with nice the event starts
Can I report players in duel who are on 600 ping π
is it the NA flashmob channel
I die after a good 5 seconds of peeking like I'm frozen on their screen
it says to submit my id to the announcements channel when i cant do that
Theoretically, what would you do with 10m gold?
Anyone can answer.





