💬│english-chat

[brittle knoll]

and then summons his magic sword of light to slash the enemies

[magic bison]

do not go gentle into that good night.

rage, rage against the dying of light.

[brittle knoll]

his final words before the slash

[magic bison]

(:

[brittle knoll]

sshshss

i've been giggling often throughout this conversation

i've long forgotten if this is a cringing laugh or not

[magic bison]

hmmm. interesting.

[brittle knoll]

embrace the cringe guys and let it become part of you because it's just you misunderstanding the

(insert the rest here)

[magic bison]

le sigh, we cringe on.

[brittle knoll]

tired chat

[brittle knoll]

yeah dude cringe on 🤘 🎸

[magic bison]

have you watched bojack horseman?

[brittle knoll]

adult swim show?

i guess the only adult swim thing i watched ever was rick and morty

[magic bison]

not adult swim.

[brittle knoll]

looks like it

[magic bison]

it's way deeper than that.

a genuine good watch.

[brittle knoll]

🐴

(deep thoughts)

[magic bison]

it talks a lot about a lot of things, while both being funny and tragic at the same time.

[brittle knoll]

well i will consider it

📝

[magic bison]

it might seem boring at first but it really grabs you.

[brittle knoll]

i accidentally left that classical playlist open and it went on a video "The Best of Chopin Nocturnes" and ngl I think

[magic bison]

I agree.

[brittle knoll]

imagine talking in real life and there're no emojis and no way to use catchphrases the same way as online

[magic bison]

oh well, seems like it is my time to go.

true.

was nice, old friend.

[brittle knoll]

wait!!! what do you mean old friend

who are you!!

[magic bison]

I am just a humble shadow.

[brittle knoll]

waiiitt 🫳

[magic bison]

the thing isn't thinging.

[brittle knoll]

(shadow then disappears and fades into the light)

🫳

the other character: goodbye mysterious hero

man lel this is so eminence in shadow vibes

[bold spoke]

how does the marketplace gold method work??

id really appreciate it if someone taught me

i can even give u some gold weekly that i make from it

[vapid turret]

First time hearing this

Doesn't sound legit

[vague sequoia]

Guy what does promo code do?

I just wanna know cuz I press shop then I found promo code and I don't know what is does

[hollow wren]

Any promo codes? Or where to find them

[wicked marten]

Do we talk about Critical Ops? xD

Ngl that game is a lot harder for me to learn than this game.

[hollow wren]

Worth spending 40€ for 3k gold? (I have the bp and im wondering how much apr. Would i get after the collection hits the market)

@vestal flicker

Got a sec?

🧍

[vestal flicker]

Yup@hollow wren !

[hollow wren]

Im from slovenia..and in game its 39.99€ for 3k gold..in standoff2 store its 1999 rubles/18,99€

if i purchase it via store will i be charges 18,99 or the same amount as in ingame 39.99?

[vestal flicker]

I can't think if another way to purchase it other than the store

[hollow wren]

Ive sent u a dm

Its a ss of the store

[vestal flicker]

Gotcha

[hollow wren]

@unkempt ruin

Sorry boss 🧍

Have a min? Ive only bought gold once (ingame

In store dot standoff2

Its 1999 rubles

Ingame its 39.99€ for 3k

Current exchange rate is 1999rub/18.99 euro

If i were to get the gold via standoff 2 store (not ingame)

Will i be charged the ruble amount or ingame store amount (39,99€)?

M high and been debating for the last 2 days if i should spent 40 or not

Now that ive googled the exchange rate its half off bascially

Long story short basically have you ever bought it from the store dot stnadoff 2 dot com/had experience with buying it thag way

Sorry brother im schmoked and way over complicated the question

[teal talon]

Promotional Codes??

[rich crow]

[teal talon]

Standoff 2

????

[rich crow]

Hlo

I got the badge lol

This guy probably 11

Someone play?

[hollow wren]

Bruh official standoff 2 website/store having problems with gold purchase rn 🥲

Its true

I was the clapped

[rich crow]

I mean ur name Says it all

[left hedge]

Anyone know where i can report cheaters?

[coarse ibex]

Haven’t played so2 long, FPS veteran, I played a ton of csgo on pc and some cs2 looking for like minded people to grind with!

[old fulcrum]

Hello

R the season 2 fragments and stuff going to the marketplace ?

And the 100 gold cases are going to the marketplace too?

Or am I just stacking them for no reason

[old fulcrum]

Is anything in the season 2 collection going on marketplace

[stray violet]

iPad iPod iPaid iPeed

Those who know: 💀💀💀

[slender crane]

Why can't I buy gold

[sour ridge]

Cuz you didn’t chase the bag before hand

[slender crane]

🛌

[rich crow]

What's ur server ?

In so2

What does this even mean

[sour ridge]

Ew jjk

He lowkey got groomed tho

By that tongue guy idk how to spell his name

Damn

[upbeat birch]

want to play

?

[rich crow]

nobody is gonna give u gold bro💀🙏🏿

[upbeat birch]

I'm a man, I'm from Indonesia

calm down i just play standoff

[hard lynx]

Yo it's my birthday

[devout radish]

Well that guy got shut down real quick 🤣

[latent quartz]

Happy birthday

[hard lynx]

Lol I already have one haha

[hard lynx]

Thanks bro 🫂

[latent quartz]

No worries bro

[wild epoch]

Post melon

[sour ridge]

Man’s from Thailand no doubt

[wicked marten]

Axlebolt should add character customization to the game.

And ofc global chat system and recruit channels.

I wonder why they haven't made these things in years.

[sour ridge]

He have gloves

[sour ridge]

Global would be a very messy thing that’s impossible to moderate

[sour ridge]

They don’t care about the game

[mint ridge]

🦅

[mint ridge]

false.

[wicked marten]

You mean it can be hard to code or something else?

[sour ridge]

Like scammers and people saying vulgar things

[hexed igloo]

90 thousands that's a light band

[sour ridge]

I mean they could code it I think

[sour ridge]

Nothing I haven’t seen before

[wicked marten]

Yep I kinda feel like they're always trying to sell skins.

[sour ridge]

I’m lying

[wicked marten]

Ahh yes ofc

Btw which server are you from @sour ridge

?

[sour ridge]

NA

[wicked marten]

Ok

How is it to play in NA?

[hexed igloo]

like playing alone

[wicked marten]

I thought ppl from the EU and America don't play mobile games like these.

[wicked marten]

Really?

[hexed igloo]

na scene is a myth bro

[wicked marten]

Ok

[sour ridge]

I don’t really play this game anyway

I don’t like it

[sour ridge]

It’s chill

Foreign people there thin

Tho*

[wicked marten]

Because it's too competitive?

[sour ridge]

Nah I just don’t like playing the game

Movement feels weird

[wicked marten]

So which games do you play?

[sour ridge]

C ops

[wicked marten]

I tried Critical Ops before

[wicked marten]

Damn cool

[wicked marten]

It's worse than Standoff 2

[wicked marten]

Not newbie friendly.

Like a noob for me.

It's too competitive.

[strange cradle]

halal spiderman here

halal sigma spiderman

[gloomy grotto]

Fr

[high furnace]

Does anyone know what I can do to get my fan art accepted?

[teal dome]

You can submit your fan arts in the #🌅│fan-art channel

Send any message in the channel and you'll get a message from the Standoff 2 bot in your private messages about how to proceed further. You can then send your fan art submission in the #🌅│fan-art channel, following the format that you got from the Standoff 2 bot

[high furnace]

thx

I sent the drawing to photos in case anyone wants to see it hahaha since it won't let me send a ticket request

[marble nest]

I can’t open my stand off

It stuck on 99%

[wicked marten]

Try it later.

Strange

Cuz I'm really noob in that.

[marble nest]

Nahh

[wicked marten]

Which server?

[teal dome]

Try to restart your WiFi router and try again.

[dawn vale]

Says the one that was using m4 Lmaoo

It literally goes up only

Nah. I play without aim assist

U didn’t lol

U switch to m4

Stop lying

Cuz u are a noob

Noop noop

Stop lying

Hehhehehe

[high furnace]

Who is the one in the profile picture 🥵🥵🥶

🥵

[dawn vale]

Yessir

Bootyzilla 👅

[high furnace]

[strange cradle]

halal spiderman

[marble nest]

Singapore

[marble nest]

I do

But still nothing happen

[strange cradle]

check if theres some software updates in ur device

[teal dome]

You can report the issue on the game's helpdesk by following the instructions in the following article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[marble nest]

[unborn smelt]

Man someone should sell a butterfly knife for 400 gold

Just sayin

[unborn smelt]

Guys

Give me financial advice

I have 400 gold

Should I buy 4 cases of butterfly

Or wait

Till someone sells a knife for 400g

[cedar raft]

cases

[unborn smelt]

My luck so bad I will get only rares

[cedar raft]

cases

[unborn smelt]

What if

[unborn smelt]

I don't get anything

[unborn smelt]

😭

[cedar raft]

90% of gamblers quit before they hit big

[unborn smelt]

🤑 🤑

[unborn smelt]

Will you give me my gold back

If I buy the cases

And if I win something big

We split

[cedar raft]

I gambled it all away

[unborn smelt]

Win anything?

[cedar raft]

Ofc not

Yet

[unborn smelt]

I saw a guy in #📸│photos and he got a butterfly golf in ONE TRY

😭

It could be propaganda from the devs

To get people to gamble

[cedar raft]

always has been

[sour star]

99% quit before they hit big

[real crystal]

Discord dead in turkey😐

[cedar raft]

Discord dead

[real crystal]

İn turkey

[vague sequoia]

Guys what easiest way to counter trashtalkers

[cedar raft]

Shoot them irl

[vague sequoia]

I get trashtalked every time I play

[unborn smelt]

Should I buy

1. 2 fable cases and 2 revenge cases
2. 4 fable cases/4 revenge cases

[unborn smelt]

Ignore

[vague sequoia]

1

[unborn smelt]

Don't give them reply

They want attention

[vague sequoia]

I literally carry them to victory then they open mic and started trashtalking

[unborn smelt]

Turn off vc

Lol

I never use vc

Nor chat

Just play, win, exit

[vague sequoia]

Il be gold tomorrow

[unborn smelt]

Take my rewards too ofc

Grind is what matters

Fr

[vague sequoia]

I grind like 20hours a day

[unborn smelt]

What

[vague sequoia]

Every day

[dawn vale]

💀

[unborn smelt]

Crazy

Blud never sleeps

[dawn vale]

Fr

[unborn smelt]

Nor piss

I can't play more than 2 hrs

A day

[vague sequoia]

I sleep in morning 4hour

[unborn smelt]

Ok guys

[unborn smelt]

What do I do

1. Buy 2 fable cases and 2 revenge cases
2. buy 4 fable cases
3. Buy 4 revenge cases
   Which is more profitable/better

[vague sequoia]

Guys what best way to get knife

[unborn smelt]

💵

[vague sequoia]

I don't want spend money on game

[unborn smelt]

Then forget it

[vague sequoia]

I want do vid

[unborn smelt]

I've been playing since 2017-18 and no knife

Lol

[dawn vale]

What u had for breakfast ma guy?

[bronze grove]

Hi.

[unborn smelt]

What do I do yall

[vague sequoia]

What time in your country guys?

[unborn smelt]

Help a brother out

[dawn vale]

5:48 am

[vague sequoia]

Buy 4 revenge

[unborn smelt]

@unkempt ruin what do I do

@neat agate wat do I do

You are so useless dacordi

[vague sequoia]

Buy 4 revenge then open it record it post it on YouTube you make profit

[unborn smelt]

What profit? 😭
I have 0 subs

[unborn smelt]

Jonkler bless me with your wisdom

Of gambling

[vague sequoia]

Trust your self brother

Only you can help your self out

Start making vids

[unborn smelt]

Are the odds of getting a knife on 2 fable and 2 revenge the exact same as on 4 fable or 4 revenge

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[vague sequoia]

Trust me 4 revenge

You will thank me later

[unborn smelt]

"Trust me bro"

I will trust you if you promise to give me 400 gold back

If I don't win

Anything

[vague sequoia]

If you don't gamble you won't be rich

No risk no rich

[unborn smelt]

Great advice

Yknow what

I am not buying anything

[vague sequoia]

It's just like
If you want to succeed you must risk

[unborn smelt]

I will wait and hope someone sells a knife for 400 gold

That's better

[vague sequoia]

So buy 4 revenge then thank me later

[unborn smelt]

No

[vague sequoia]

No one will success if not take risk

So better take risk than lose hope waiting for people to sell knife

This guy bro

This guy is freaking mean

If you want that il give you that

[ocean garnet]

10 fuckin minutes waiting for allies to join still

[cedar relic]

should i push the legend in duels?

[unborn smelt]

@cedar relic

Should I buy 4 fable or revenge cases
Or 2 fable and 2 revenge cases

Which is better

[cedar relic]

fable

[unborn smelt]

Aight

Going ina

Let's do it

[cedar relic]

i will soon

[vague sequoia]

Good luck 🍀

[unborn smelt]

I GOT NOTHING

just a fs tactical st

Nothing else

This game sucks

I lost 400 GOLD

I will never get it again

$4 down the drain

[vague sequoia]

What you bought

[unborn smelt]

Fable

Man

I will now never play this game

Until I get a job

[vague sequoia]

I thought revenge

[unborn smelt]

Then I will buy a lot of things

And ruin the economy

Of the marketplacd

[vague sequoia]

I thought you bought revenge

[glossy glen]

Is standoff’s web store still not active for Non-Russians?

[cedar raft]

Nobody does

[brittle knoll]

🦷

my neck hurts

[brittle knoll]

iamgine and I am so cold

[dawn vale]

Bro. What’s ur sleep schedule?

Cuz Ig ur central

And u awake at like 4am

[full geyser]

Are there any valid promo codes rn?

[high furnace]

🤫🧏‍♂️ bye bye

[cedar raft]

[full geyser]

Wdym?

Is there any way i can make gold without buying, cuz i cant buy from my country

[dawn vale]

3am 💀?

You did not sleep

Oh

Have fun Ig

Np

[glossy glen]

Trading

[cedar relic]

Soo hard to do the legend in duels

[vernal mesa]

guys, how can i do a ticket for support?

[glossy glen]

Damn bro, how do you train your aim? 83% hs is crazy

[cedar relic]

i am playing since season 1

[glossy glen]

Ik, your id starts with 5221 which is like early 2019, but not all people have that skill yk. So i was asking maybe it was because of your training

[cedar relic]

my training was 12 hours+ of so2 back then

😭i was a child

And i had only school

and the game was more alive back then more players less hackers

that was pure enjoy of the game 2018-2021

[glossy glen]

That explains a lot

[cedar relic]

Ye i was playing with an old player called Sayang

Playing a lot with him we was better than me

And thats it i learned

[sullen sentinel]

Hi everyone, I would like to ask if players that are playing using desktop are also playing against players on mobile?

[high furnace]

Does anyone know why my fan art isn't uploaded?

[cedar relic]

yes

[cedar relic]

18+ maybe or its something there that the server doesn't allow you to

@high furnace idk

[high furnace]

ok Thanks anyway

[rich crow]

@tacit leaf

[rustic dome]

Hi whats uppp?

Some standoff movie😎🔫

[sour star]

you cant instanly send it to fan art, you need to send it to @silk moth

[viscid juniper]

xDDD

[dawn vale]

Ty, that’s one way

😈

Hehehehe

Your stickers are mine

[calm river]

Yo

[brittle knoll]

nice hack

[pale whale]

Hey chat I need someone take me to silver rank

Yeah am suck as hell

[wild epoch]

Same

I want someone to carry me till legend

[real violet]

please help me I need 3 gold and there will be a lasso fragment

[north cedar]

I won against a toxic hacker

[storm snow]

Wow doot

Toxic mean

[north cedar]

the fact that he had ultra speed but lost is kinda sad

[storm snow]

Breh

[north cedar]

like will spam "EZZ" "ur bad" or be very rude

[storm snow]

Uh do u own a cat

[north cedar]

yea

[storm snow]

What kind

[north cedar]

idk I got her from the streets

[storm snow]

Is it orange cat

[north cedar]

I mean he was changing his speed constantly

[north cedar]

he's 30 percent orange

the rest is black and white

she's combined

[storm snow]

Whaaaaat

Changing colours cat

[north cedar]

also the new starter pack is very nice

it isn't like the best

but it is something

[north cedar]

I think mine is bugged thi

tho*

I done "spend 35 hours" before the event started

and second the spray "king" I have already one of those

[stray violet]

They said "player who have been with us for a while will have rewards waiting"

All I had was a box

1 box

[north cedar]

same

change location

like but auto location

[storm snow]

Do auto and suffer the ping spike

Ok doot

[north cedar]

😞

[storm snow]

Then choose the closest region

🤓 ☝🏼

[north cedar]

anyways so the new skin are pretty good for like

being uncommon

[stray violet]

No they suck

The g22 is cool ig

But the USP is garbage

[north cedar]

at least we get something..

[stray violet]

I'd rather get nothing

[north cedar]

like don't think a epic would been better

it would

but like

[storm snow]

Singapore and u from Türkiye

😭

Oh my bad

U not xantares

[north cedar]

aight tf do I do I choose to respect the game and I get hate I don't respect the game for being money thirsty I get hated.

[stray violet]

None is hating on you

The new pass just sucks

No need to glaze it bro

[north cedar]

ima try to see the game in ur eyes and why u mean

"I would rather get nothing than get something!! " and then ur gonna be mad for getting nothing

[stray violet]

Ok come back with a 150k gold inventory

Then we'll talk

[north cedar]

"the skins are ass! " they're free off

[north cedar]

u really don't know how to make a conversation can u

[stray violet]

You literally said

[north cedar]

[stray violet]

"ima try to see the game in ur eyes and why u mean"

[north cedar]

so

[stray violet]

Do that and you'll be in my eyes

I don't understand the issue

[north cedar]

do people always act like this here

dang

[stray violet]

Yes

[north cedar]

ok what do u want

u clearly want to join in

what do u want

im not even american

I'm Romanian

okay yea y'all hella dumb

some

some are more normal

not in this case

u come with big words I see

just say u wanted attention

jesus

go to a therapist if u need some

😭

[plucky pendant]

the long word phobia??

[north cedar]

ur favorite thing Is Big Words

sounds familiar

u can't reach ur phone to type now can u

aight fair

people then I like the game: GLAZING!!!

like holy god Lord from heavens and all powerful

what did I say wrong there

[wild epoch]

Be quiet everyone

[north cedar]

[plucky pendant]

😱😱

[wild epoch]

King Baldwin moment

[north cedar]

people then I like the game

tell me

[plucky pendant]

im about to puke

[north cedar]

whats wrong

[brittle knoll]

📣

quiet!

[plucky pendant]

i think people likes the game

[north cedar]

make it have sense

[high furnace]

🧔‍♀️

[brittle knoll]

[north cedar]

🤓🤓🤓

[high furnace]

🛫🛫🏛️🏛️

[wild epoch]

How I made 10g by selling my kunai poison 📈

[north cedar]

interesting

[brittle knoll]

what nice pigs

[north cedar]

thank god

[plucky pendant]

finish what you started.

[north cedar]

u can't stand on ur feet either

😭

[wild epoch]

Damn.

[plucky pendant]

[plucky pendant]

quiet!😡

[wild epoch]

Sigma

[surreal thistle]

where report cheater

[plucky pendant]

alt+f4

[wild epoch]

Those who know 💀

[plucky pendant]

its too small i cant see

[high furnace]

Sigma skibidi ultra chad megaman 🤫🧏‍♂️

[north cedar]

that's what she said😔

[plucky pendant]

hawk tuah

[high furnace]

[plucky pendant]

[high furnace]

[north cedar]

are they even mods in this server

[plucky pendant]

i guess what the guy said before was true.😭😭

[high furnace]

We enter the sloth's habitat, here we have a specimen

[brittle knoll]

hi

[high furnace]

What can you tell us, lazy?

[north cedar]

he did say the n word tho that's a banned word💔

[brittle knoll]

[high furnace]

The sloth is always very calm and attentive to the actions!!

[plucky pendant]

idc, fix it bro you did it like 5 Times i cant even read it without having sense of anger in my eyes

[north cedar]

oh please I have the photo

[north cedar]

tell me what didn't make sense

rn

u did post it

[plucky pendant]

its supposed to be "are there even mods in this server" not they

[high furnace]

Anyone have ideas for drawing an ak47

[north cedar]

hoe brain dead can somewan be

[north cedar]

hmm fair enough u seem more normal than the second one

[high furnace]

Duolingo the Best

vo sai

[plucky pendant]

cuz im holding my inner demon type shi

[high furnace]

[bronze grove]

[north cedar]

fair enough 🙂

who are u again

[north cedar]

anyways some guy posted the n word

I lowkey don't care

actually high key

[bronze grove]

Do you know who was?

[north cedar]

yea

[high furnace]

🤫🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️

[cedar raft]

It was the guy

[north cedar]

I posted the proff in media

[high furnace]

Alguien que explique que están hablando

No entiendo ingles

[north cedar]

thank god u won't lag my phone anymore

u that massive?

jeez

ok🙂

then figure it out

[north cedar]

how there's the joker here😭🙏

[high furnace]

How do you rate the skeleton knife???

[plucky pendant]

jonlkler laugh

[high furnace]

😿

[north cedar]

also Turan I can send u the full one in DMS if that's more proff

I'm scared I tag him and he mutes me for tagging a mod😭

I can keep a secret untill it's racist

racism isn't cool

[plucky pendant]

he failed English exam now hes telling his daddy diddy to ban him from the freaky party

[north cedar]

u get rejected from the tweark offs

like don't think we forgot

[cedar raft]

King Pepe got banned for 7 days

[pallid dew]

Somebody have promo code still activate

[north cedar]

sadly there isn't I think

[north cedar]

[pallid dew]

Oke

[fervent thorn]

I just did a 1 vs 4 and last guy throws granade for fun and kills me :/

[cedar raft]

Why do you exist

[north cedar]

Yeah they take this pretty serious

plus discord is kinda a teenager app and yeah ig cussing isn't the best example (even tho they prob know all of it) but it's fun to not see people try to harras one another

[north cedar]

but hey they make the rules

[brittle knoll]

just think about the implications of the ability to cuss being allowed

assuming that everyone is generally less inhibited and face less consequences for it than irl

[wild epoch]

Skibidi sigma

[brittle knoll]

highlight on "less inhibited"

and also "less consequences" especially referring to alt accounts designed for it

bro I have nothing against you but sometimes you don't make any sense, but unironically it seems

like is this an act or not

[plucky pendant]

why bro exposing me like that

[brittle knoll]

nice lore

nice catchphrase

👉 axaxaa

how many emojis was that cuz i think 4 is still the limit for duplicates

and 5 I think for total

i wouldn't count on it

[sour ridge]

Dacordi is the So2 lurker

Man’s here 24/7

[brittle knoll]

ok

[cedar raft]

He was born for this

[vale wave]

Is there a way to somehow get gold from one account to other one

[brittle knoll]

"bro is here 24/7" bros before I barge in their front door and their house is full of snack envelopes and soda cans and they basically live on reddit and play dota games or something and idk they have a few extra pounds (this is a joke I don't barge in anyone's house)

[ornate dew]

I am

[brittle knoll]

[cedar raft]

No

they are mine

[sour ridge]

Man needa look at his pfp

[sour ridge]

Why did dota catch a stray

What they do

[brittle knoll]

if you don't sit on a chair all day long everyday grinding then you don't succeed

and without getting off your chair you can't really cook food at home so you will most likely rely on snacking (carbs being most prevalent)

☝️

[sour ridge]

Still here btw

Someone is listening to your explanation

[brittle knoll]

that way it will be almost impossible to empty your glycogen stores as effectively as consuming the nutrient void foods that are full of carbohydrates that chronically raise your blood sugar and potentially create an unending cycle of binge eating which in turn contribute to the chronically increased glucose in the blood which is then stored as fat as one measure against further cellular damage in the bloodstream

[sour ridge]

Um what

Okay I think I understand

[fast acorn]

real

[fast acorn]

bro ist lustig geworden

[sour ridge]

@fast acorn excuse me are you a scary fraud person

[brittle knoll]

When you keep eating a lot of carbs without exercising enough to burn through your glycogen stores, the extra glucose from the carbs doesn’t have anywhere to go. Your body stores it as fat to prevent high blood sugar from causing harm. This creates a cycle where your blood sugar stays high, leading to more fat storage and potential health issues. If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out, have fun discording 🎉

[fast acorn]

no maN

i am very fwiendly

i am not doing anything like that

lulz

[sour ridge]

But what you’re selling is pretty spooky

[fast acorn]

ohh noooo they are my own accounts that i am selling

ykykyk

[vale wave]

Bro you have a fcking unicorn on your pfp

[sour ridge]

Oh

[fast acorn]

yurr

[sour ridge]

Yo broke ahh can’t buy no gold 😭🙏

Shi tragic

[vale wave]

Bro

I have 2 accs you misunderstood

I was buying on both

[sour ridge]

So you’re not an evil cyber person

[cedar raft]

Obv not

[pearl peak]

Guys

[sour ridge]

I be getting scared

[sour ridge]

Wsg

[frosty barn]

yurgurten

[fast acorn]

nooo

[pearl peak]

Can we be friends?

[fast acorn]

i am very nice or smth like that ig

[fast acorn]

no

[pearl peak]

Ok

[sour ridge]

Diabolical

[cedar raft]

[fast acorn]

?

[frosty barn]

@unkempt ruin

[sour ridge]

Oh nah I’m leaving

[cedar raft]

Good choice

[fast acorn]

bet

[frosty barn]

real

[cedar raft]

[frosty barn]

real

tried what

[cedar raft]

[hybrid harbor]

good morning

[outer valley]

[amber yacht]

hello

[rich crow]

Nice anime

[cedar raft]

🧱

[north cedar]

Should I finish the starter pack?

[cedar raft]

Hb no

[north cedar]

but I could get a Bugged account tho because the shop spray u cant buy

and I have already one

so I could get 2

[cedar raft]

Thats illegal

[high furnace]

Check out the akr design I made in photos

[north cedar]

hmm then I need to report this to Bug reports

cuz I already have the king spray

and There's another în the starter pack

[high furnace]

I made it based on my imagination, It was left as graffiti

[north cedar]

so how is Everyone

[glass warren]

-4/10

[rich crow]

Hi

[high furnace]

Yes, it turned out badly, but considering I've never drawn before, I think the attempt is good.

[compact blaze]

You said that at 1am nearly, i'm asleep at that time, i got a life bruh, i ain't even sad or anything, i don't even remember what you last said in the dms

Plus i'm barely online on that acc anymore, as i barely play any so2

Anyways, i'll again go offline for now, cya

[alpine bluff]

Hi

[glass warren]

Nice

Still -4/10 tho

[brittle knoll]

what a nice pig

thanks

:sticker_PRO:

[brittle knoll]

no nitro? 🤣

🤔

(perry the platypus sound effect)

he's made of metal

his honest reaction:

source where

nice emoji research

📝

I think stealing needed (I am joking)

[hollow wren]

Anyone that’s familiar with ggstandoff?

[brittle knoll]

maaan my neck hur-

check dms

[hybrid harbor]

me rn

[brittle knoll]

me when promo cake is finally delivered:

credit: dacordi

idk why but he looks rather like he has white goku hair and fedora

[hollow wave]

@rich crow i forgot XD

[rich crow]

Emogi

[sour ridge]

This guys chill

[analog folio]

Anyone have some new promo codes?

[wild epoch]

05/18/2023

J0NK73R

[brittle knoll]

[tropic moss]

hi guys

[verbal wharf]

Hi

[tropic moss]

how to get verified for creators in standof

[verbal wharf]

Idk

[brittle knoll]

[wild epoch]

Holey moley

Real unaxd

[zealous echo]

What has 4 legs but cant walk?

[wild epoch]

Chair

[zealous echo]

Close enough

[wild epoch]

Table

[zealous echo]

Jst put the fries in the bag

[rich crow]

Np

[brittle knoll]

i am so cold

unironically

the caffeine situation is insane

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[brittle knoll]

i think ember

but he has new account

actually maybe not idk

i think it was one of the newer gen OG that picked up my emoji lore and then probably got banned for age jokes

[compact blaze]

[brittle knoll]

orr as the guidelines changed too and he couldn't prove he's older than the minimum requirement for his specific country

and then he contacted me from an alt later to say something about a ban

oorrrr, it's multiple individuals but deleted users now all register as yellow pfp "deleted user" because i'm sure ember's previously-main account is also included amongst the "deleted user"'s messages

3 years dang it!!

if i had a cent for every message I sent so far

[brittle knoll]

🧮

yea idk nice deleted chats

we got deleted chats before the ability to count default emojis sent

[brittle knoll]

bro lelelel

u and ace have the a similar chemistry to kaffn and zuskee

[cedar raft]

where kaffn go

[brittle knoll]

[brittle knoll]

well apparently discord is now banned in turkey and also probably left or got banned idk

[cedar raft]

Weird

[normal cloud]

September 6th 2026.

[rich crow]

Mom

[brittle knoll]

seems to have gotten banned as there are recent interactions with him, but his messages are missing until 3 months ago

were you seeing him around at the time?

this would be one of those interactions I think

[cedar raft]

Yeah

[boreal pike]

[brittle knoll]

then nice ban confirmation

me when I count all these stickers

credit dacordi
((wow that's so many so generous of you))

[cedar raft]

Counting addict

[brittle knoll]

[brittle knoll]

i needed a way to use the emoji

[wild epoch]

[brittle knoll]

[supple flame]

Why dont hackers get banned ?

[idle lodge]

Hi

[supple flame]

There are a lot of hackers in Singapore and hong kong server

They take unrealistic shots and only head

[idle lodge]

In Russia too

[supple flame]

Like if you get hacker in match you get a lot of negative mmr and can't rank up

[idle lodge]

Bro what rank in bp u are

[supple flame]

BP?

[idle lodge]

Battle pass

[supple flame]

I don't remember

[idle lodge]

Me 57

[supple flame]

Also why tf did I get banned ?

The hackers dont get banned but legit players do

[idle lodge]

Yes complain so2

Are u a skinchanger

[supple flame]

Dude I do nothing

I am a silver player and I got banned

[idle lodge]

Ok

That's a glitch

[supple flame]

If I was a hacker shouldn't i be in elite/master...

Or my headshot percentage should be above 90

Accuracy should have been above 90

[idle lodge]

Mine is 68.96

[supple flame]

But it's not

[supple flame]

54 in my case

Headshot percentage..

[idle lodge]

Ok

Who

[supple flame]

Theres no aim assist in the game what are you talking

[idle lodge]

He is a ff player

[supple flame]

Bruh

Read the chat above

[idle lodge]

Just awaitd to sell reforged boxes for too much gold

[brittle knoll]

[idle lodge]

Yes u

I am a grinder

I am max in every game

[brittle knoll]

[idle lodge]

🤗

💀

[brittle knoll]

nice uhhh

[idle lodge]

🤗

💪

[supple flame]

Dude Ratan tata just left this world
RIP

[idle lodge]

Really

💀

[brittle knoll]

those look a bit different than human hands is all i'm gonna say, or at least uncanny

[supple flame]

Yes

I just Got to know

I feel bad

[idle lodge]

I check

[supple flame]

A person like him should never have left the world

He was a great person

[idle lodge]

Yes

[idle lodge]

Bro he feed millions of people who are hungry

[supple flame]

Yes

[idle lodge]

😭

[supple flame]

He donated around 100 billion+ to Indian government

For betterment of society

And for the country

[supple flame]

That's like more than some of the billionaires rn

[brittle knoll]

maaan I am so cold bye (once again cant leave seervre because boost)

[idle lodge]

😕

Even he was not soo greedy

[wild epoch]

8 * 5 = ?

[idle lodge]

40

[supple flame]

Yeah

[wild epoch]

18 * 3 =?

[rich crow]

1

[supple flame]

Are you American ?

[brittle knoll]

54, is there anything else I can assist you with?

[idle lodge]

Rip ratan sir

[supple flame]

He truly was a Ratan for everyone

[wild epoch]

Was just training players brain

[idle lodge]

Good people always leave

.

[wild epoch]

Chatgpt

[brittle knoll]

Yes? How can I assist you?

[idle lodge]

Who are u

[wild epoch]

Type me whole Bible verse in chinese

[wild epoch]

Me paul

[brittle knoll]

I cannot assist with that.

[idle lodge]

Ohhh british

In insia

India

[brittle knoll]

86 is a decent age, but could've been more without processed food

ppl don't live forever, best we can do is take care of ourselves and the ones around us

[wild epoch]

Holey moley

[idle lodge]

Here is your bible

[brittle knoll]

omaigad

[paper hawk]

Anyone want to play Competitive?

[brittle knoll]

[wild epoch]

Nice cat

[idle lodge]

Not now

Anything more sir

[brittle knoll]

don't fall into the trap of fiber and "phytonutrients" though

[idle lodge]

Oki

[brittle knoll]

man I am already hungry dang

[wild epoch]

Largest sugar producing country?

[brittle knoll]

gotta be america

[wild epoch]

Not in diabetic way

[idle lodge]

India

Sie

[wild epoch]

Like uh from sugar cane

[brittle knoll]

apparently brazil

[sour ridge]

@bronze grove please take care of this 🙏

[idle lodge]

India

[brittle knoll]

brazil is part of america tho so

[wild epoch]

Cmon man don't snitch on ma boy

[brittle knoll]

just south and not north

[paper hawk]

If anyone want to play Competitive then you can add me 133195813

[idle lodge]

Not now

[brittle knoll]

likely primary import source too

[idle lodge]

??

[brittle knoll]

wow nice snitching

[idle lodge]

I don't understand

[brittle knoll]

[bronze grove]

The channel not for chinese players

We have the channel for chinese players https://discord.com/channels/473206792910929920/1067918450518937620

[brittle knoll]

there used to be a channel but it was removed

[sour ridge]

I’m a saint 🪽

[wild epoch]

Forever young

[idle lodge]

Ok

Anyone indian

[sour ridge]

I’m taking care of the community

[brittle knoll]

bruhb already I am like so hungry but wow crazy I already ate 5k calories of meat in the morning wow bruh like that's kinda crazy innnit like calories don't matter

[wild epoch]

Dacordi moment

[idle lodge]

Bye all 🤗

[brittle knoll]

and now it basically is 9pm and I'm hungry again

[sour ridge]

Hunger is an illusion you’ll be fine

[wild epoch]

See ya

[sour ridge]

You don’t need to eat everyday

[brittle knoll]

I am pretty lean so I don't really need to lose weight anymore

although I am still losing weight even with the "calories"

just fat

[sour ridge]

You’re on a carnivore diet?

[brittle knoll]

fasting is crazy man I can't fast anymore my stomach huuurts

[brittle knoll]

[wild epoch]

Imagine the world is suffering from food crisis, and some people turned to cannibals. And now they are addicted to human meat and its kind of zombie apocalypse.

[brittle knoll]

can't happen unless all species of animals also vanish

[sour ridge]

Not many cannibals nowadays

[brittle knoll]

or misinformation goes too strong

[wild epoch]

That's why I said imagine

[brittle knoll]

i mean if all people start believing meat will kill you then that's still unlikely to happen

they would just starve to death or eat grass because we're clearly herbivores cmon

[wild epoch]

Omnivores right?

[brittle knoll]

well even the appendix is atrophied

without it we're not even hind gut fermenters

primates may be like gorrilas

[sour ridge]

I would totally be a cannibal

[brittle knoll]

humans being omnivores is a flawed concept that's not based on biochemistry

but we can surely digest some carbs and probably partially ferment fiber for saturated fatty acids

although many believe that is an adaptation for food scarcity or a neutral genetic feature ☝️

[sour ridge]

Bro just be real with me are you a cannibal that’s on the edge of madness

[wild epoch]

Anyone have tried eating horse meat

Or rabbit?

[brittle knoll]

people alleged once that sausages were once made with horse meat