#💬│english-chat
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Ok
He's tight there
HE'S WHAT
Omggggggg
Guys guys
Allow me to break it down

Let me be veeeeery clear


Mfw no more leader role

Clambakes
Is that the new chicken bake from Costco
711 is for homeless and drunk people
No chicken bakes
Just glizzies and za
Pizza
I forgot the chicken wings
They are
Actually idk
Ask usps
Quality control
The usual
It was lunchtime
The can never be the wings from regular show
Apple fritters
You know who else likes to stuff their face with free donuts from their boss?

My mom my mom my mommy mommy mom
You can't fire me, we're understaffed
You can't cut something you don't do
No wAIT-


I will put diesel in the tacoma
And leave it on bricks

Bros gonna do roofing to my truck
Gonna install shingles
Nice no suspension

I've been having no ac
In 110 degree weather
Yeah
I had the heated seats on
It kinda cancels out the heat
Nice ac
Would be a shame if the compressor disappeared overnight

Wait whAT
How do you know the dimensions of my closey
T
What if I burn it
My closet

I have
82
Tons
Of tannerite under my house

Omg
Yesssssas
I was thinking the Pentagon
Wait til bro finds out about the hexagon
I think
Put it in the hot dogs

Yesssss in the portable toilets at the county fair
Ithiiiiink
What if we gamble at the casino
And if we lose
Kaboom
Would be s funny crashout

Nah that's too predictable
Rob a bank, put it all on black
If black

If red

Put it all on red



Yesssss
Literal infinite money glitch

(never)
It's either
We win
Or nobody wins
Axaxaxaxaxaxa
Btw they just stole the tailgate off your truck

Hello meow
hi chat
Yo guys
meow
my stomach hurts (not craving a specific food (I will go eat some meat because that's the most logical option, but not that I am craving it, just food, meat is food
))
a lady asked me the other day when buying some meat and saying I only eat meat "where do you fit all that meat"

Yeah where does it fit
in english it sounds weird but bear with me as it meant that I look skinny and eating a lot of anything is supposed to fatten you or is too much, which is false when considering exclusively meat, or that the body metabolizes ingested things differntly based on their chemical content

well 2kg of meat at once is barely anything, when you once again, only consume it in exclusivity, because add some sugar on it and it will be easier to exceed your metabolical needs, or a soda, yeah, that accounts for both excess liquid and making the food more addictive thus making you eat more, add some bread into the mix, which may even expand from the moisture in the stomach, meanwhile the meat takes liquid form through digestion and is in no way going to fill the stomach or get passed as waste, it gets fully absorbed. At this point i am eating kgs everyday and yea, my muscles get pretty pumped from workouts and I can swing on monkey bars like a gorilla 
people are gonna say I take steroids in a few years I can see it, but also that more people will adopt this lifestyle because, imagine continuing to pay things like fast food brands or restaurants to keep making more people sick and morbid while also not nourishing your bodies and brains, being weaker than optimal
What the
what the sigma
yo chat im eatin kebab rn
kebab ruins metabolism?
through the saccharides it contains and combination of carbs and fats yes
📝
dang
also vegetable oils
ur a med student?
hmm
credit possibly PMC8232639

nvm 
PMC4828282

these are like, biochemistry, not research poop, nice scsience
imagine controlled human experimenting and long term, they would need to be force fed certain foods like kebab until they become old to test the effects, wow so reliable and nice rights violations
tf
pmc stands for "PubMed Central" and that's the id for the article on the "National Library of Medicine"

Good morning
all carbs are sacchardies also, because they have the termination "-saccharide"
ahh
that makes sense
NBK576428
my brain hurts reading this one
(i am not even reading allat but it does say in the first line "Fructose is an abundant monosaccharide")


Yo wsp
is that you?
chicken guy
?!?!?!!?!
long time no see🐔

nice eye contact avoidance
🐔
i mean nice sideways eyes and actually staring into the camera because more real chicken
and not a ghost
like not napstablook with a chicken disguise


Can I get banned for playing on emulator in pc?
partiality yes
Soo they don't have any authentic emulator?
Like pubg have gameloop
Something like that?
idk
Bro got shaved

I NEED a knife😭


I have a knife in my kitchene
There is an emulator brooo
You will not get banned and i play with it but i dont think we can name it emulator
I meant in so2
Oh im poor lol
this is my id, who wants to add me: 63040366
who
I cant rmb
I just clicked block instantly cus hes annoying
Bro told his fri to come at me just bcus he got blocked
lololol
@cedar raft ryan gosling era
Happens
Hell naw
Yall think fun&sun or reforged weapon case will cost more on market?
Increase ur fps limit
Go settings
Fun and sun
How come?
Personally I think the skins from reforged better
Its the first box from a battle pass to come in the shop + the resources are low. Rn there are only 10k on shop
Did but it still shows 60 on screen
True
Yes
Are you on power saving?
Aha fair enough
Nope
If not then maybe your phone is not on 120hz
My Phone has 144 hz
What phone?
Redmi k50i
Oh, have you tried while begin in game, to turn in and then turn off power saving mode
Its a xiaomi bug
If that didnt help then there isn't any method to fix
Change phone or send it to a factory
Aight
What device
I know how to fix it
@gaunt berry
Redmi k50i
Here
Ok
LG washing machine
🤣
Aight i will try that
But after a while it's gonna go back to 60 so you're gonna have to delete data again
And put standoff to no restrictions
It's going to work I had same problem
Thank you
What the actual f
who got golds?
check dms
Anyone comp 3/5 players my friends rank Silver 1 Silver 3 and me Silver 1
How to make gold with market place should I invest in skins ?
anyone got a karambit frozen willing 2 sell
@cursive mango Yes it started working now
Hello, is there a standoff admin?
İf admins saw this message pls dm me ı have something important
@silk kraken 
Just coffee
Is there a marketplace chat anywhere
Usually Reddit or FaceBook right?
Maybe even X
I just want a Karambit 😭
I wish but frozen is still nice
Hi newbies
what knives u got
Hey all
Bru ur one of those brawlstars players on so2 ?
I just wanted cs on mobile so I found it
and now I'm in problem why there's no matchmaking in competitive in India Server😩
yes I'm a newbie but I've played shooter games on mobile and PC too
hy friend, are you from India?
i am
So do you play competetive in India server?
indian server does not have many players , therefore the matchmaking doesnt queue up
indian server comp and allies is dead
but u can play duel ranked , it has a someone alive playerbase
I don't think there are less players from India
indian comp is dead
As you can see in tdm
would suggest u to use singapore or hong kong
That's what I do, but getting higher ms
ye ik
gamemondes other than tdm , defuse are alive, but its sadly not the case for comp,
yeah , same i always get 100+
ping
In 5g sim card?
ye
nice
i see
And I get 125 something
idk what will happen if I use mobile data😅
I just installed discord coz of these problems
BTW Thanks friend👍
Hi
nah
i dont remember drinking them
Juice
Ye,i do that too for 120fps to work
100% works
Me
Rank?

Today mha episode was peak
I add you you have comp Silver 3 and gold in allies
Peak🗣️
Yes
23.4 FPS
Ohh you have allies in ranger
I will Play comp in 30 min i have 3/5 players in my team Rank: Silver 2- Silver4
watermelon water you mean
No
Yes im ahaahhaha
But why there is no vocal chat in critical ops if it had one it will be my favorite game
On a good day
I bought the 12€ offer in the shop and got some skins can someone help how to get the most gold from it
Oral* you bring Brawlstars to so2 then play like absolute bots. Non of you can be over 12y.o
Don’t buy the offers
☯️
Hi
Can u guys help me get 4 finger hud/claw
I can give you mine , it is based on 3 finger but if you use sniper or any gun with scope then you will use 4
Kk
#📸│photos message on mobile Android
MnQZoS4RB0, that's the code. Unless you dont know where to put it ask me
At least they aint 19 and still on discord bud
Weren't you like 17
I'll be here to wave you goodbye don't worry about it 
No ill js prob quit the game until then
Bros glazing himself
😭
Outrageous
What?
U playing on ipad
Nah, on phone
Its because we have different phones my phone is a little smaller to the others that why
@silk kraken i have something so can i dm u?
The feeling of having blocked someone and they keep proving one right
hi
yo
Is there anyone playing Standoff 2 on PC?
me
We have each other blocked 🥰
bluestacks
Ah
I just want to play on pc
most russians are emulators
What is your processor?
and emulators on so2 have been runnin since s1
intel lol
hmm
What is bluestacks?
play fone games on pc
Is there any cramping?
i do that cuz my phone is broken
Because?...
because its easy
either way, its like the same for me
i still on botfrag, like playing on fone by anychance
I have a gtx 1650, it lags on bluestacks, how can I fix it?
agreed
thats on BL
what
ı dont now...
They think they will reach glory by defeating mobile players with whole computers?
On what?
no

spread control doesnt exists on emulator
"i cant play cs cause i am a sore loser,
so guess what, i will play so2 ,so i get matched with mobile players, and feel better about myself"
for dm
I mean it's gg meta to use every advantage you can. But just buy a gaming phone 😤
"its unfair" not like i am a part of esports with a godly aim 😭
HI

yeah but no etiquettes
Does anyone play Standoff on PC?
doesnt it give u more fps,f u have a good pc?
it only gives 75 frame
which is only 30 less than my broken fone
but whats the fps cap?
360
i didnt know there was 300fps on so2
bro dm
300fps yet my pc only does 100 on empty match
dm bro
the thing which sucks the most is that, all the big ytber use emulators
too
Skill issue
What sens do yall use
idc abt them
they really bad
Bruh ppl rrly be playing mobile games on pc..
They need to be seperated between mobile user on matchmaking imo
Yeah hhhhhh


😂

Goat sauce
can someone explain me if i upgrade fragment arcane to nameless it was 100% or not
They need to release delta time
Idk
You cannot upgrade a Arcane Fragment to Nameless
thx bro
anyone have any tips on how to rank up as solo

ngl my random teammates really pushing the limit of my temper
Ik
How are you telling people your sensitivity dawg @unkempt ruin
Thanks for reminding me! I have to change it
But.. accel doesn't fit in my bio. am out of space sobb
So i might just take it all away
It would be better if you just put gold karambit owner
Its better to play w a friend or a person on dc being a solo is hard
aight thanks
Yup
You shouldn't have your sensitivity in your bio like u got goated aim
You just gonna make everyone suck
Isn't it good thing we gonna have less competition
Noo that's boring!
you gonna have nab teammates and gotta carry alone whole comp too
I'm not that good 😿
Are there bots on the market that buy underpriced skins? They r getting sold 0,1 seconds after showing up, feels kinda odd
Order
Nah, ordered skins don't show up on the listed ones
Like cheap skins with stickers on them. I try to flip them but it's impossible to get them first
Aik:
How to make gold in market place I’m broke
Damnn
Lately haven't seen him
Still talking abt me?
Nah, someone told me
Else i wouldn't even have got online
Ofc
Normal, i have a life, i ain't all the time online here
Report! Report! Report!
Whats that life about? Showing your skirt?
Wym he's gone
Doing studies, getting money, working, that kind of stuff, what'd you expect, i ain't selling my body or whatever cringe thing other people do
Dang, im not looking for details but you are
Ur kinda toxic, why
How am I toxic
What's your goal
Goal as in what?

And ur looking for questions in everything to avoid owning up

Hi
Im not
You said im toxic
How?
Still being toxic lol
😑
what did you say
about the country that I'm from?
nuh uh
yup, no comunication with team, russians are deaf and blind in games xd
you're bronze
Of course they are deaf and blind on those ranks
becouse is impossible to get better rank with such ssucking teammates
Truly a lol moment!
How do people take this guy serious
😭
What's the argument about?
Fr,and the only one that have so many hackers
I didn't think you're supposed to
so2 needs do same server type of peak as valorant mobile
no -0 exists in valorant mobile
@naive anchor
How's the m16 profit going
🤣
It was 1k,now dropped to 400-500 a piece
Clown
Valorant mobile?
yes check my channel for gameplay
What m16
it’s a little laggy bc beta is asia server
and who are you
Why would u play valorant on mobile
The expert 🤓
for fun, i play pc too
What m16 are you talking about
I'll remind u rq
why do yall even bother to invest such a low amount of gold
that’s like 5$
if u buy nameless collection cheap u can make x5 profit
Mb wrong ping @naive anchor ,tho u still were there when beef was going
go play valorant mobile!
i quit so2 for long though
me phone aint working
all my knives are gathering dust in my inventory
@hasty fulcrum
Dang
So desperate to be seen around me you have to make force-entey

@naive anchor
This guy @hasty fulcrum i kept telling that the m16 from the pass fun&sun will drop so bad, and he didn't believe me,so i tried to warn him and he made fun of me or smh, and now im right
💀
So delusional you think people really like you
Insane
So cool...
You made a "force entry" too bud
That fella talked to aik not you
And ofc ill talk when youre trying to beef with my friend
and that's the catch
Aight
throw logic out the window when arguing with him

I've had you two as my opposition for a long time, they are not regular people with regular persons opinions

I think we need to survey the server to fact check, if we're the only "opposition"
well if that's how you perceive others, seems like a self reflection
or just pure narcissism
It's just destiny to have haters like, why not make it fun, ur just boring like no style or anything
No one thinks that's cool bruh😂👎🏼
mhmm
Just being honest
you've been only envying my knowledge so far, as I have something to bring up that can help others
Might have to
Hes a bit slow ykwim
You know he has no social life when he has to glaze others
U done?😂
I don't see any glazing, just acting normal around people he doesn't dislike
Gangmembers are not welcome here
and then being a buffoon with others
Or ppl that insight gang activity
I guess that does kinda constitute as glazing 
you've been here throughout the whole day, I guess the tables have turned
Your pfp is not at all cringe


Thanks ig
Yw
look at this guys, not ad hominem
no one has ever said anything about his own
would be a shame if ...
🐓
bald, wearing a cap to hide it
tables done turned
fun and sun skins are bad anw
I have these two @brittle knoll @alpine bluff blocked
They just try and control what other people think of me that's why they keep on yapin and crying
Go to the russian server?
See what I'm talking about chat
bro attacks others and expects praise
If that's what you see i guess ur convincing urself it's not true
didn't you block me, looks like I'm all you're thinking about now
you never apologized for your actions, you just kept going
Context?
being disrespectful constantly
You mean when i call you for server raiding? Or are you a changed person
Promoting gang activity?
"raiding"
Can somone teach me how to make profit on market dm me
because I sometimes have something to educate people on
Order skins on some value and keep it in some higher value and wait
and you are jealous of the attention that I get as a consequence of that action
Don't forget about taxes
I get it, the way i acted to you, you turn back at me. You needed love.. i see now
So I need to buy skins and wait until it rise
?
Yep
that's what you needed
you got it wrong
How do I know what skin is rising ?
You can also be lucky and get good skins in bp
Yes i needed love😩
It's better if we talk about stickers

Ok and how I know how they rise?
Since sticker are something which won't come back
u need to keep checking it everyday
Demand and supply
Look at the number of stickers in market
If they are good looking and are affordable (purchase it)
Ok if more people order than the other people offer it rise?
When there is something less in market and many people want it the seller can sell in high prices
Ah ok and how can I see when they get removed I mean the sticker boxes
Imagine there are 100 stickers in market and 1 sticker = 10g (example) and suddenly there are only 10 stickers now. You can sell in high prices due to less quantity and high demand
Ok
You mean sticker container?
Yes
It will be on market after this BP ends (after months ofc)
Ok
But we never know what price it maybe sold to tho
Container could be less price if the stickers are sold at lame price
Ok
But it will always rise because just need time
Ok I thought I get rich when I buy the 12€ case bundle and only got trash
Only 1 legendary
Ye
yeah cause thats plain gambling
9 cases having only 2% chance of getting arcane is criminal
There's still 2 or 3 weeks hope you get good stickers
Oh
I bought the skin bundle
dont open anything from the bp @tacit hawk
Wait you mean cases?
Yes?
yeah those 9 case bundle i think
Oh ok I thought BP
Yes I can’t sell the cases right ?
u need to wait around a month for that
but itsss worth it
yo!!
trust me
Oh
wsp
I opened all
great wbu
Me af lol
ahh dang
no worries , u learnt it the hard way
@left nacelle. Is it worth buying this gold battle pass?
nice to know, i am doing good too
yehh
How much gold would I get from this cases …..🥲
if ur buying with 1.2k gold
ofc
bp is the easiest way to profit
but if u are planning to buy from real money , then idk
where i can sell my account ?
Im buying it with gold
how much bruhh?
can you show me ?
Im at tier 52, what about y'all?
do u know the fun and sun battlepass?
so it had this sun and fun box everyone could get
so many people opened it ,
that fun and sun box is worth around 90 gold, and it will inly increase because of the low supply
51
Oh I’m cooked I only got like 15 gold from all
then deffo worth it
I missed 2 days daily mission
Have you missed a day? I personally didn't
Yep
Oof
I didn't im trying to gett all missions
I couldn't play that game those 2 days
Its true tho bud...
Ts js embarrassing
😭
Grown man btw
Its alr, are you buying the gold pass too?
No, im kinda disappointed with skins 😭
I only buy it to sell all I get for profit
Idc about skins
Ik they ugly
How much you think it will be sold for? 😭
Did you get any good sticker/skins from this BP btw?
same , i just havent done the breeze mission
Got a skin with a 8 gold skin selling it
Idk, I know I will make profit because there are 75 tiers just imagine how many cases
I did all missions, even the gold pass ones
when I drink butter before bed I sleep like a rock
Im on fire
nice
Yeah true but what price will it be on market tho? How was Fun sun container in market?
Tomorrow will unlock week 6, I think?
yep
Like what's the price 1 case of Fs?
Case or box?
Both
Damn 80 for box
Not bad not bad
Well then you can still be profitable
You selling knife or something?
Its even crazier that the fun and sun knives case is 1.7k and the karambit is 1.5k
Or you already have 1.2k g?
I have 1.947,80G
Those knives look so bad 😭
Finally someone agrees
Wait 1947.80?
Fr
Yes
It's only more because there's less of them
Then feel free to buy em
did you learn it yet 
I would purchase it if I had golds
Im not buying the pass right now because I want to hit tier 70 first then ill buy it, maybe i'll even screen shar
I'm not selling kunai
yeah
even the graffiti case is more expensive then the arcane graffiti u get from it
anyway bye chat, remember to sleep early to sleep enough so you don't need coffee 
Yeah not sure what will happen before that
Yeah the graffiti pack is 5G and the arcane is 1.5G
Whether we can complete mission or not
crazy
Even if it wasn't, cant do really much with it
Maybe make it like decoy
u can kinda spam them on peaking spots
Or use it on places where you can see em peeking
Its bannable
Yeah that's what I meant
bro u are gonna get banned, its strictly is prohibited
ah ok
i think cats are easier to raise
I can't wait to grow and get my own house. First thing ill do is get a ginger cat
i wanna get a ragdoll cat
Can't really say, pets are expensive when they get sick
yeah because russian players love to invade other servers, and expect us to know their language by default
The vet expenses are high
yeah but in general , cat gotta be cheaper and easier to raise
russian lang will never be default lang, english is default
I would love to adopt street cat and street pup
and im from serbia russians are my brothers but i dont love that they just speak his own lanh
They cute but personally I love ginger cats I wanna get one and name it garfield
Idk
I also like Caracal cats
If y'all remeber those
nice
Floppa
Exactly
Tbh didn't know they were called caracal
Wdym
If you thinking I'm "darealnox" then it's not me
I thought it was
Lol
Imagine
Finally
He prob said it by accident

Now drop the skull dancin emote
is this a inside joke?
Fr
Pretty much
guessed it
@silk kraken why are reactions disabled?
Reaction spam
😎
Or probably nsfw reactions

I mean there is a limit
Most servers have reactions on still no spam
Ghost react maybe
Nah more like, the mods wanna highlight their own reactions
You're offended by everything
No fair, mods get reactions and I don't 😿
This server literally has listed f and poop word on automod
Yeah
No cussing
Yeah
Good
Atleast let us cuss casually
That's lame
Not in toxic way but casual
They might start restricting us from sending messages soon
Only lame people cuss
We can only say standoff 2 and axlebolt
Real people use slurs 💯
bad
Soon we might be unable to say that
You mean the russians banning Discord?
anybody plays cs here?
It used to have 5 or 10 sec slowmode when I first joined 💀
Yeah I remember
That was a while ago
People were spamming at the time
Pretty much everyone
Yall remember when turk chat was removed
And all the turk were on English chat
It was so chaotic lmaooo
i wanted to know how long will it take a beginner to know about the market in cs2
and become a tradrr
Study it, there isn't a eta
Years
dang

1 blocked message
i will just go back to roblox cross trading then ig
jajaja
Hi
🙏😭
Sup
Hyd
wsp
Htd
Big chillen
Hyd
Nice
Fr
doing gud wbu
Same
nc to hear
Dacordi reported me because I was harassing him on discord 😭😭😭
glucagon and insulin can raise from protein intake, fat will mostly stimulate only glucagon, and carbs/sugars will only stimulate insulin and i'm referring to meat, lard/tallow/clarified butter and... carbs and sugars 
the only human*
He def only listens to phonk n stuff
Nope
"i can feel it"
Yea
My point is proven
😭
All gro does is flex on randoms who never asked
If you eat uranium and don't die, will you be really fat?
no because calories don't make sense
each chemical component will act/be metabolized in a different way
Our body MIGHT be a masterpiece
the heat generated are a result of those metabolic processes and not the generation of calories
truly
guys what would m4a1 would u suggest
sttk ferocity or normal year of the tiger
That's so cute
I asked him to flex his aim and he reports me 😭
🤨
😭
Ofc hes reading these msgs
and uranium is one example where it's more reliable to look at the effect of the individual component rather than making an "epidemiology study" 
Me personally I wouldn't wanna run around with cool skins but have bad aim
He blocks me to check my messages still
At least my "brokie" combo looks better than whatever expensive stuff he has
Yea
And i wont get better stuff bcs it is not worth it atp







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