#💬│english-chat
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Are you high again

Im a ghost
pookober
Knock knock
BOO!
he is
Mention the tension
🤯
Is ||fancy|| crazy??
Where's the bently, u crashed it?!
well well well
Ñ
Twin 
Mountains melting like wax when bro in the building yk thats Dax
Wich team want a clan battle today
FIRST RIP UNCLE FILL 🗣️🔥🙏🏼
Friendly
Bro
wsg chat

Yeah so I figured
Guess what month it is
Lemme hear you say ittt
its the 4th of the month
Hell yeah it is
Hell yeah







?
I love cats


Pls kara gold promocode

Imagine
is there anyway to get strech resolution on iphone 11 ios 17.0
you cant stretch on ios
Eyo i need 2-3 players for clan
🦛
tried everything

But, still happy i own karambit gold and not you @supple hawk
Nice

And akr Tressure Hunter ST
Plus some of the best patterns that there only exists 1/1 of and i have them
One gold one pattern, all i need rn
I was looking for a gyatt, then I rizzed a gyatt. Sigmas know I'm skibidi now 🎶
Whats that
Karambit "Gold" and Fang "Relic" pattern 069
It's so clean on the frontside only existed one of them
U only care abt skins?
#📸│photos message there will always be someone better than me. I don't aim to be the best player. so i take my time. And i enjoy it.
I don't see anything special w that fang
If u got so much money,why not spend on cs2 skins
So2 is my game
Ur bronze tho
still in calibration on all 3
Probably cs2 is harder for u so so2 is easier
Ur mad hahahah
What?
Wbu
🤷🏼
Albert
Wsp
whats up chat
Sup
Hi?
I need team 👀
best combo for 3k golda
This guy NEEDS to be silenced 😭🙏🏼
fr
Hi
Bro used a word generator to respond to
😭
It's spooktober
Real, same here

Sussy
Me vs @rich crow fistfight to the death
Why you so serious??
There might be Halloween update
Reddit said it like 3 weeks ago
Halloween update was 3 weeks ago?
@rich crow 

This month end prolly
👅
Petition to cancel this emoji bcs of @wild epoch
Misinformation in so2 server is warn worthy 
Bro got the humor on the right side
Teehee
Respect
Got any math problems
Damn
Bro thought it was his discord kitten but made the whole room silent 😭
who r u talkin about
Bro @rich crow deleted text
huh
Womp womp
"Go to sleep"
bro thinks mods deleted that message 😭
If I turn off my wifi
U only say that to a kitten
what kitten
Mmr
Lol
I don't remember changing my pfp wtf
Lmao
It looks hard tho
kebab solos
ikr
On-the-road ✨burrito✨
❌
p a n c a k e s
🌯
Waffles are good
W honey and some ice cream
Just one ball
I prefer them for breakfast not for dessert
Uhmmm
Maybe the as val and awm
That green ish val skin is for 180G
Hohei Taisho awm is for 190G Iirc
can i craft legendary skins btw?
Good luck if you get ST on them
Yeah
been playing for 4 or 5 years now but dont know that
thx
If you mean those golden rarity skins then yeah
I wish
But you have to be very rich or lucky to get a fragment
Called "Nameless" btw
As legendary I mean like M4 Lizard, and get 10 of those and craft them
ik
I mean I have a Mythic fragment
the red one
but its low rn
Mehh I wouldn’t suggest it
Oh arcane
Ik but I was asking if I cand craft
yeah
Nice nice
At this point the only Nameless stuff I like is the AWM Sport V2, USP Genesis)? Skin, V2 Charm and Karambit Gold
I'd get an AWM sport v2 with that charm if I had the money to buy nameless stuff
its 60 ish gold right now, I did put it up to sell for 85 gold but idk if its gonna get to that price
Get a V2 Pro sticker and put it on it
I want a butterfly dragon glass so bad
Dont craft because most of the times u lose big
I know
I want Doja Cat so bad
I would not I could lol
I mostly for gold go to cheap skins, wait for someone to put up to sale something with good stickers for cheap, sell and make a profit
wdym
yo
rate my inventory pls
Alr
Post ur inv in photos
done
bro yesterday I did 2 aces in a competitive match and they told me I have cheats
i wish me also
Everyone can have 10k in their account at once if they try
So nah it's not a flex just a checkpoint
That's mee
U think thats a SHE? and it's a HER on the PFP?!
Hm
Wait, isn't there any bot to remove messages in a easier way?
Lol
Cuz I don't waste money on games
Proof?
The mod deleted messages 💀
LOLL
💀🙏
LOLL
Bros life is over onepiece
bro I faced a hacker who does this auto win thingy
where he skips round and wins automaticall6
and his stats are fake he has 0.88 kd
but every match he has 22 kills
💀💀
let me guess hacks
Well I know skibidi Ohio sigma
22 kills is not even that good if u play more than 10-5
every match
22 kills
aimbot
guys do you know which box will remove?
some people are expecting fable , while others are expecting empire
i think fable
tho
Revenge 🗣️🔥 ⚔️
What if we kiss near junction in sandstone😳 like um before kissing we gonna stun/smoke so that we wont see our faces 🫣
Guys when someone gets banned due to attempts to gain unfair advantage what does this mean ? Does this mean that it is permanent ban or temporary? Please reply
???
Yeah you definitely like boys
chat🗣️🔥
Like rank boosting ?
If the ban is temporary, an unban date will be mentioned in the ban message. If there's no such thing in your ban message, then the ban is permanent.
If you wish to appeal your ban, or gain more information about it, you can open a conversation on the https://help.standoff2.com/en/ site
???
Can you get banned for using an emulator?
I've read the rules but there's nothing about it
Hshs
Emulator huh
: DDDDDDDDDD
Here we go you answered your question
My friend i know got banned on his account and i checked and saw that he was banned due to that reason it is not written the code or anything just the reason on his profile
Can tucky fry chickens?

Does someone wanna push me
I am too good for bronze but elo hell
My teammates cant do nothing
i use Emulator
tilt u mean?
Yes
That's why you got bronze, I remembered why I hated this game so much
i dont rank push.
i dont understand meaning tilt.
I can took video
ok bet
eee, u got banned?
bro lik bro, tbh i dont lik mobile but i lik mobile games
so, i have got a problem
good goood good
Just got banned in C ops server for the second time
Unruly
guys can i plss join clan?
saying standoff 2?
You said what
nvm
The last player of C ops
guys, losing is great
Guys anyone playing rn?
here
Sure I am solo too
ok send me u ID
Hi
Hey
Eyo bro sup
Man’s in a depression
All good homie
ahha😩

iamgine
Hi! 👋
Chat died
Back to losing streak 
Someone save bro
real
Hi
Man I want to buy a M9 Bayonet
whats stoping u?
hi
If I sell my Karambit I would have 2500 gold, cheapest M9 is on 3k
2.5 k after tax?
u have cold flame???
Yeah
after tax u will get arounf 2k
Lowk js make a combo atp
u can sell ur knife for a decent price, and then wait when reforged crashes the marketplace
yoo losing is great
Guys I saw a weird combo at some guy in a competitive match but I kinda like it too, and now im thinking if I should get it too
what is itt
Don't hate me for this but it was jkommando prism and camo gloves 😭
I know its weird but idk
It feels unique
hmm tbh seems interesting .
Shotgun deagle🗣️
(never tried it)
wait nevermind , i got confused between camo and spectral lmfao
nah default gloves better than camo
😭
I want to double xp so I can get elite gold medal
u need to be locked behind the bars for that combo
u'r ruthless
I know 😭😭
did u grind the 2x xp weekend?
Its weird but I like it
Yes
nc
I have the akr Evolution and I want to put all 4 medal shields on it
I have the gold, silver and bronze
Idk let me check
i just hit diamond today
can i join a clan?
go to #🛡│clans channel
They should add emotes like fortnite haha it would be good to see them doing backflip after winning
😁
Nah
Standoff is supposed to be a cs2 copy
In cs2 they dont have emotes
Well if devs add that mid game it will be really broken
Hello meow
Gangy
🤘😼
m
🐬
Supp knox
Symphony reference
wsg
Aha
Wassup chat
Lemmme
Tom did not die for this 😭😭😤
1v1 u
Btw im not bronze
Im literally gold like u
Idk why i got bronze
Supp
i toought abt that
cus u were so down for the 1v1
fallen Symphony
me when
87473068
ye
add me
how did u manage to get the lowest rak?'-'
i always get sv1 even if i play as bad as i can
and if i play as good i get the exact same one
Invite alrdy i wanna 1v1
Played in my alt thinking ill get better rank this time got bronze 4 after winning 3 matches and losing 7

ik,but on my alt i try to get bz1 pretty ad
alr invited
Pp_sad
I barely play on my alt
relax liberals, it is called dark humour 😈 👏
that was good,i liked that
What server do you english ppl play on?

Russia


Anybody wanna do bronze allies
Atp Idk anymore
F&S cases are below 100G
Gangy
Yooo
🙏😭
How you doing
Go to #1044085342308941944
Big chillen dead homies, im so obsessed over my plate
It’s so empty tho
No it resets about every friday
And your message will just drown out here
@median swift you could just be relentless and ask every minute of someone in bronze is willing to play
I don't think I'll reach level 75, most of the BP missions are allies / duel modes based and god damn I f*ckig hate that mode
Those modes*
To hard with randoms
Looking for a clan dm me⁉️
My teammate is either terrible or leaves mid round
It's bronze though

Ofc their gonna be terrible
I’d jus crashout but that’s just me
Like on meek mill I’m punching a hole in my skull
I punch my head and it makes it throb 😭😭
We real irl verified real certified twins
Nah L opsec bruh

Like I’d go up to the stud in my wall and just bash my brain into it
Oh gosh 😭
I’m lowkey manic
Hey what's up guys I'm SypherPK

Only god knows what’s finna happen if I get a pc
Blow up
Pretty sure ima be cooling tho
On my dead granny
Grannys House!
Both my dead granny’s
I don’t wanna stay!!!
Oh 😭
😻
Yeah if we’re not twins then the matrix is glitching
Fortnite
Dead homies it is, i love that song
Aww that sucks butt
Cops definitely
For 40G pushing people to Gold 1
I'm deranking people for free
Not you again
This is my first time saying this bruh

I already know this guy is cheeks at so2
Dawg 😭
ur buttcheeks boy
Nahhhhhh
No matter how good you're imma molotov and teamflash
I was gold 3 when i was 8 years old on 4 fingers
Wsg my ppl
Tf?
What are u playing on
What a sweat
phone
Tv
I play 5 fingers now
Damn
1.2k hours
Muhehehe 🐸
How?
You liar
evail cat
There's only 24hr in a day
Mo cap

Erm actualy there is 23h 59min and 56sec🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
I understand
Do not speak white boy
Well u are white to
hi
I'm K N O X
Man that’s like a whole week
What race is that
wow🤩
W opsec
L game
My device lowkey dies when I play
Becouse u dont hit leg day
L game
i actually do it may be because of alpha male activity
Looking spiffy
i mean when its get high sorry
Probobly becouse ur to good so they had to nerf u
On the scale of 1-10 how sigma are you?
maybe
11
i would give the german stare rn
It's so2 not your internet fault

pi.
adrenaline + noradrenaline + German stare + Balkan rage + Balkan Dad + Hawk Tuah + Those who know + Phonk + why so serious = 💀💀💀💀💀
Dead homies
Those who know 💀
Those who know: 💀
ig cz i play diff games and the oing is good yk
Bahahahaha
NAH CHILL- 💀
OH NAH- 💀
yall lets be real so2 servers are pretty dumb
U from BALKAN
when my pants get brown run 😡🐺
Tbh I don’t think ima munch on anything today
NAH CHILL- 🫵🍷🗿
Where are yall from
dont try me bro
i dont think so either, i just wanna fein for cops and so2
iam from my dads balls
Me too
Boy ain’t no way boi- 💀
NAH CHILL- I- I- 💀
We might be brothers
Bro comed
Pookie blinders
-💀
Someone to play allies I'm silver lll
🎀
KNOX can derank u
I can make you bronze
HELP I- 😭✋on my first day of school I decided to Wear a skims dress and new classmates yelled “GYATT” and i introduced myself (i have a mommy voice lol)and they started having a nosebleed
🤭
can we e date ?
Me silly
U guy
Yes
Delshe is girl you can date her
I’m finna triple knot these jawns
this server is chill i like it
I'm married
Type "yes" to Affirm 100k robux
I- STAWP 🤘💀
Congratulations
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Bros actually shredded
To axlebolt ofc
i need fem kittens
Not the copypasta bruh 💀
😭😭😭😭😭
Too many emojis.
I- 😳 blushes and runs away with a bloody nose
🦅🦅🇺🇲
come here little boy i need to slide it in
“No no there’s no way he likes me I’m such a mess and I’m so ugly sniffs I- I don’t understand”
Gosh i love him with my whole life
Everyone screenshot this and when he becomes a famous yt we can blackmail him
You do it better then me 😭
HAHAHAHAHAHA

wheres the baddies at
🤘🐓
Asia
Hm
@hoary hemlock this the baddie
nah europe
I love Asian baddie where I can learn their family kung fu arts from their grandpa
Huh
Must learn the secret art
dont be scared close ur eyes
🤫🧏♀️
🥋
Helppp 😭😭
Bye bye
shhhh
MOG!?!?!
Maybe I'll change it for another Konata pfp
i actually mog everyone here
“Just close your eyes sighhh me let take care of this..”

okayy🥹🥹😏😏
Hi, i just wanted to know if its just me or you guys are also facing lag while playing idk why though
i just said that 10 mins ago
its because of the teleputhicinterent technology
Its frustrating especially while in rank
theyre having a oroblem at mogginagal servers
🦞
Or cuz people from different servers are playing in other servers
maybe
Then play in their server
those who know🐺💀
🫏
thats naughty work to do!
D1 menace
Meowugh
Miau
Almost got kicked out
shhh meow in my dms
Dead homies
Nah they would probably be better then me
Chat I’m finna jump off a cliff brb
Frick no dood 🤘
Flash your teammates
Cant have a bronze guy killing me
Aight
do a backflip
That's why I said create an alt
No bbg
I lowkey got $3.49 on my Apple Card
can i russian flashbang u ?
I’m lowkey taken Brodie
😔 I just call bbg out of my habit
3.49 more then me
Molotov em
I made it out
Fortnite emote on so2 😍
Dead homies
guys how can someone make profit out of so2
Tbh if I can’t do the billy bounce while defusing ima crash out on foenem grave
like can we actually buy skins then sell to make profit ?
Idk go pro I guess
Yeah
no marketplace
Oh I mean idk if flipping exists but
Yes but it takes time
😻
ive seen u can get profit of 35g
I got more than that
You can get p much more than that too if you order in less price
But now im regretting cuz of lag
donate 😟
Cant even play properly what skins can do rn
yeahhh
😭
Getting 10k gold plus isn't hard to get as a f2p
if you are able to not die in 4 years.
more like 40
I'm f2p I just use my mum's credit card
😂
damn
I got proof
the next andrew tate
I am f2p i just steal money
ur gonna show us how big is it ?
@short lodge what is going on with your name
Woahh
Are you the main character
Wha
Wha-
Main character of what?
ResetName him
Dead homies
actually i couldnt read the name
It says Gura I think
Euro
igg
Muahaha
𝓓𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷
Yall ever tried so2 ig vc
Very LGBTQ
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
👅
very freaky
HAHAHA
That was cringe
K
how old are u
So mad you gotta say K to seem nonchalant
i feel iam too old here
🙏😭
Pls say 26-40 yo female)
Dam close
Gura 15 or 14
iam a 35 years old divorced mommy with 2 ugly kids
I'm 25
Sup bbg
GET OUT-
stawpp
Sup bbg
L aura tbh
Alr fine 😭
fr?
Fr
I wanna be cool and anime like gura
Huh
I want gura to tell me the method on how to pull so many hot babes
jerkingoffto my pics is a sin too😡
On discord
Not irl
I got one gf ._.
Teach us
Cap
No cap
More than that prolly
only one? up yo game.
On my
get at least 4.
Mother
@short lodge well would you look at that
Do I need a cool display name with a cool font like you
hey baddie ig u accidentally clicked on the server icon not my dms its okay try again😇😇
Talking with periods makes me look cool.
I don't
I ain't like him
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Oi oi oi baakaaa

and touch the sound of silence
My love my man
Punk gloves and karambit universe is my lovely combo
slide into my dms shawty
Fuh no
rude
lol
rich gurs
F2p
whats f2p
Free to play
Like never spent a dime
We know that's cap gura
how the huh how does this work
lemme check this out
Alright
get iiiiiiiiin.@verbal imp
Talking with periods makes me look cool.
Want it in dms
Lol actually? No man
Don’t send your stuff here
I can care less about my account trust me
Ain’t about that
Send me to me now
I mean you could send it to the femSensei8870
Yurr
Yeah i knew u were bluffing
There's always a rat that don't start when the map is not standstone 🗿
Wym we’re like twins
Check dms
Check it again
Zone 9 and Zone 7
Zone 9 is 2020
Yup
Yes 🙏😭
I don't spend anything
If u were f2p you would have gold and investing
Every f2p ive met had backup gold and investments
Just my inv
ur a bad liar
yoo
Blud just can't believe I'm f2p
As counter m16 better thin ak47?
I use ak47 if possible
Both guns are good
M4 has better recoil control then ak, but ak can 1 tap at any range unlike m4
I think he said m16
Okay
Whatever you say
Someone uses scoped ars 😭
Some mfs use shotgun and rush 🗿
He literally died in the same way 3 times
it is
and still doing it
Using them is literally L aura like you should be embarrassed
🙂
Dead homies, if i wanted a scoped ar id be on codm
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