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The delusion and lack of perspective is mind boggling
bronxe comp?
What are you smoking??

leave my sauropod alone
dont do it
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LMAO
that 12 year old pack
he is a last decade production
You guys can turn everything and anything into trash even my comments but good luck setting narratives
yo
nice gatekeeping
Peak manipulation
i've been away for too long
just put the fries in the bag lil bro, even though you have me blocked you check my messages <3
bro u spend 8 years on discord

ok?
your account date 2016
creation date
you created and not used until a year ago?
yea i came from kik
okay

who this
james
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you missed the descent of aza yesterday
i have been farting
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descent?
the what
descent
i thought it was like months ago
he came down from the heavens
he left

and he joined back just to leave after like 15 mins yesterday
would not be surprised if it was literally (real)
i didn't expect you guys to be around
im around for atleast snother year
@sour star ofc u are here
ive been here for 3years
Rn
Nah it just makes too much sense
i wanna say some stuff but negativity is pointless
won't gonna reduce to that level
reduce
reductionist
wow nice word make it stop make the voices stop
reductionist nutritional studies!!!
insert boulder push @compact blaze

because @brittle knoll has cooked up some type of tactic on how to raid chats for years
Anyone plays?
To change and alter the way it should be
meat has all essential amino acids

give us a fact about eggs mr. protein fan
eggs are designed to sustain a new life
so they have all nutrients too
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this is me rn fr

dim is back π£οΈ π₯π₯π₯
(could be better but steak is kinda expensive)
Real
((although I checked the budget it would take for a month spend, it's probably not that crazy))
Chat raider king @brittle knoll
nice libel
πͺ
you will hear from my lawyers /j
Why are you holding back tho? Scared of getting muted or smtn
How about you go all out
He's not a randomly aggressive and annoying person like you
i know the rules better than him
You just said you broke it?
Damn
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Yo
well as I always say, my neck itches and because of that, bye 
You mean your Shrek glitches
thank you!
@unkempt ruin is there a way to see my mmr even tho im still cali?
You can post own clan there: #π‘βclans but don't forget to follow clan rules. (You can read all them in pinned)
@bronze grove is this possible?
What did you mean here?
like isnt there a bot/ external software that show u ur stats?
I think cali= calibration
yeah ^^
Lol
huh?
how does the calibration system work?
like any specific way
ntns?
no idea mate
no chart or anything
Not sure..
ok ok
ohh
Why game don't let me enter
Saying im using virtual spaces
More coded communication
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no lol wdym
gold Is easy
I wanna go ahead of ranger
im new player
Correct lmao
me too second season actually
hahhaha ur crazy man
first season all I could do Is phoenix
That's good
but I got demoted pretty fast
this season I did ranger early then got demoted to g1 same day
Yes I remember π
Why isn't there same skins for all gun types..
No clue
Like white camo XXL bundle
you guys are getting skins???? 
Wtf is virtual spaces?
Kawaii xxl
Im using android
I'm a Gold Karambit owner
It's for bots who can't aim on mobile and need a mouse
before 1hr i was playing normal thin left for 1hr and back
It log in me with a completely new account
I just got a epic loadout π
Different goals same side lmao
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I don't even know these i play the game as it is
I sold my knife for sprays π
Google Pixel 8 here
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rich
What lol
I think if you upgrade, your aim will be better
Fax
Ipad mini slaps
90fps decent no?
Definitely not ipad, that'll make you worse
Ohπ€
But they have like computer chips inside n stuff
Good for editing as well
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I swear im seeing some with 30 ping and their aim is so bad
I got a bad phone but It gets 90 fps
Yes but the screen has less input detectors!!
110 ping Is good
you start teleporting for low ping players
Anytime below 150 ping is good
Oooh that makes sense tho
somewhere around 130 150 you start teleporting for lower ping players
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me with 100-200 ping:
I'm gonna go spray my sprays now, bye meow
lowest I got Is 130 140
@neat agate wb Techno Pova
In Singapore
What's that
So im using no virtual space wtf is the solution to play the game
it came randomly before but now im forced
any apps that help reduce ping or smth?
The craziest guy i ever played with was a S1 with Techno Pova 5
Nothing the only thing i do is streaming somtimes
what's virtual space
and currently nothing literally
Idk either, maybe third party apps or something but i don't use them too
Is there any mods in this server
why don't the devs Improve servers π
My prime was in 2021 but now im kinda noob
I just started recently
oh
@rich crow Can you help me? Im using no virtual apps and still game force me that i have a virtual space
im same, didn't play that much
can ranked directly be calibrated to phoenix or ranger or above?
after the initial 10 matchss
or Is It till g4 max
My aim in 2021 was unholy
what happened then
I used to play pubg and codm during that time
ohhhh that's nice you can relearn again
CIA better
Bro said a no no word
you should reach out to the support team via the Helpdesk:
hello. can i ask a question?
You def can't
Of course
do we get elo according to rounds won/lost or how u play individually?
You gonna get a link
cuz i dropped 35 bomb but im still bronze
i aced in many rounds
but still bronze
im still new and unranked atm
Like the user mentioned, there's an article that explains how MMR is calculated.
https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324081-how-does-the-rank-system-work
kk ty man
New name: User
cool
what rank u think i can get?
cool
Is that a phone
Yeah!
Rad π
@rich crow do you wanna be my +1 to the diddy party? :real:
Hel can't stop laughing
hel is a happy individual indeed.
Under 13 ahh joke
bro really jealous I got more rizz than him
Def under 13
if you have problems with self-esteem I am here to help you out man
Bro thinks he's doing something by saying brain rotting jokes
Proof?
I'm def not going to get mad at some kid with an anime pfp saying brain rotting things
absence of evidence does not constitute proof of nonexistence
very mature, very demure
Now he's onto tiktok smh ππ
Lil bro def bored
don't you dare call me lil bro, lil bro.
Already have, lil bro.
bro thinks he is older than me lmao
bro probably used my birthday to open adult websites
2010 ain't gonna work bro
2010 never has worked bro
That's right, you gotta be older than that smh...
bro thinks he is edgy using bold in discord chat
Is Polish your first language?
Real
guys
can i ask another question?
why do some ppl buy tec9 instead of armour in pistol round?
fire power?
but isnt amour more important?
not necessarily
oh
they cannot kill you if you kill them first
so like what do u buy on pistol round?
personally? tec9 or nades
and ct?
kit and nades
hmm, cuz ct side is a bit tricky

For comp, don't buy any guns pistol round
G22 has enough accuracy to headshot while walking and 1 shot close range and 2 shot mid range
del is that you in your pfp
.< impregnate me
no
I don kno u
U don kno batman?
But 2 ppl sayin it, scares me a bit ngl
Be scared
Why


yeah but the usps is not nice when i have to carry in bronze
also, do i have to spam click dual berrettas?
I'm sure you carry
Nah you can hold
ohh. ty

ayoo
Mhm
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@lament stream U kno?
idk. 

not a good idea
Lol
U got there eventually
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yeah lmao. idk if i should be happy about that
nope, they random guessed my pass
they just got lucky




Connected emojis duh
sorry


is there a katana in so2?
Charm
no idea
.
I hope they add a pfp blocker or something


Ing or here? Both??
What kind of photos can't you use?
@hidden peak @high saffron Y'all can tag server helpers who are assigned to assist this English server members by pressing the chat log βπ½βπ½
oh
inappropriate ones ig
what are the inappropriate types
the competitive mode is full of hackers, shamelessly. I played about 10 games today and all of them had people blatantly using aim/wall. appears to be the same cheat. Is there any plan to improve this?
do i get less mmr if i eliminate maps?
Nah

Matches can look so different on Sakura
Idk mabe a external anti cheat app. Like val, cs, fps PC games. At least to rank mode...
Damn
On Sakura, take advantage of it's unpredictability
It's so much fun

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cs does not have an external anti cheat, plus it is not that easy to code an anti cheat for ios and android without making two seperate versions
easy anti cheat is a 3rd party anti cheat, faceit ac is a 3rd party anti cheat
There are more emulator cheaters than ios and android
emulator emulates android
technically for every online game
ac developers vs cheat devs is always a losing game
kernel level anti cheat is the most effective so far, but you give away your privacy to some company you didn't read the privacy policy of
and still there are cheats for it (i.e. faceit ac), and they are very expensive
Meowugh
easy ac as far as I know is not kernel so cheats are more widespread
vanguard is just a backdoor to your pc for the chinese govt
@unkempt ruin what rank are you in allies
LOL
Goofy
There is a bronze 4 player looking for an allie duo
that is too high for him
takis are overrat3d-
cheetos are defo better
Ur opinion matter so much bro
Yum
that is why you care so much about it lil bro
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
your ipad time is due
give it to mommy and go to sleep
be a good boy
and drink your warm milk
he can count to 1000 if he wants to he still won't stop thinking about me
he has this weird obsession
Are you guys close or something
why do i have a ghost ping.
even though he has me "blocked", he checks every message I send
He does the same to me smh
in his dreams maybe
He likes blocking people for the attention
maybe I am a father figure for him and I do not realise it

Awww
avg 12 yo behaviour

somebody said that you stink
stop bullying
Dacordi give me your materials
whom.
Phoebus.
good question
Actually real
Typing with periods are the end makes me look cool.
I like being formal on discord because people think im cool.
I hate to be the type of guy to point fingers but I think it might have been eNcore.
ain't that a dev or smth.
eNcore are you serious right meow bro
idk i don't play so2.
Ban Marshall now
yes.
pog.
Yes.
oh wait, I mixed it up.
it was {ax}.

1000% sure
Anime and periods means your cool kid.
I love turan more.
I know him better than you do. there is a dark side to him.
Ax hates my guts.
he embraces it from time to time.

Meow.
feet.
I'm licking my paws real clean right meow.
have you ever seen ax and the jonkler in the same room?
ax is the jonkler!!!!!
It's now i leave ππ½
who's the jonkler.
good. this server improves after 1 year.
you do not want to know. (those who know π)
Those who know: π.
do not search up on youtube evil jonkler cart.
π.
bald vegeta >
wyd adren.
what song!!!!!!!
check status.
oh.
Do I look cool typing with periods.
idk waiting for the effects of the monster I drank to run out.
why does it remind you of me.
idk.
I bet everyone thinks I'm a total cool kid with a anime pfp too.
just you and me to infinity.
Badassery.
ok fine, release arch restrictions level 0.
I did that for some time.
ate nothing the entire day till like 7pm
did it have any negative impact on your health.
or did you thug it out.
Phoebus. @lament stream
thug it out + I felt more energetic.
How can I be cool and have an anime profile picture like you.
New profile picture is giving don't mess with me.
until you get hit with iron deficiency.
bruh somebody wants to ghost in bronze
not a problem for me.
I am very well fed.
keeps cancelling match making
can you feed me.
sure~
(i need to gain weight [help]).
I will cook for you even.

you just have to act right (:
Why would you use that.
chat what did he mean by that.
Sure~ *blushes
xoxo.
I AM A GOOFY GOOBER
you have to find out.
I-
Remember me..
*passes away and everyone cries
last words comes out*
Anime and period.
π€
I-
*passes away
junge.
do tell.
well. you have to be nice.
I'm very nice and kawaii.
you are perfect as always.
Can I hang with yall or am I not cool enough?.
i am going to eat you.
you are in aura debt. you cannot hang with us.
I-
𫦠please do.
the brain rot in this chat is crazy
Anime!! π€π
i meant it literally. 
*kawaii
likewise. :)
daaaaamn.
I need to become a discord moderator again.
my dreams are already smeared with blood.
why would you do that.
smh.
I donβt regret, I donβt feel guilty, but Iβd rather sacrifice myself than watch anymore innocent dacordians die in the name of my dream.
it is fun.
Come at them bro.
π€
having power in your hands.
real and true.
I sent nitro to photos.
am I power hungry? yes.
it does not.
it does!!!
Being a mod here is rad.
it used to be good.
I can mute dacordian every 2 minutes just because I can.
maybe give deliverance over here legend role.
abuse of power!!!!!!!!
abuse? I would rather call it a good use of trust and power.
-10000
When I think about my man, I whimper and purr.
a good use of thrust.
Aura?
πΎ.
now we're talking sugarlips.
the catboy inside you is about to combust.
Meowugh.
chillax liberal, it's called dark humour.
Let's get married in Vegas.
I would like to refuse that offer.
I'm talking to my weenie.
only person on discord who can legally marry me is mar.
yes.
I'm scared.
hi scared. I am adren.
are you a male.
I can be whatever you want me to be.
(the joke is that every guy i've met has made that joke at least twice [men are very dense]).
oh? then turn yourself into ten trillion dollars NOW.

sure.
happy?
I can make that day come sooner.
for shrimp.
come on claire.
quit playing and let's get far away from this damn server.
wdym udk.
why do you ask?
why would you?
because i want to know/remember.
maybe I am.
I feel like you don't care.
you felt correctly.
it's hard not giving a flying damn in today's society.
That's what happens when you turn to the anime life.
what.
nobody understands what being a sigma lonewolf means.
What.
pillow fight... NOW!
ah yes the austrian empire has joined the chat.
:trol:
π.
I'll fill in for the 1v1 for you.
nvm it is actually not that.
what if i gave you some.
well, you'd get a special prize.

as in, my organs?
i don't think they are worth that much.
how about your soul?
sure.
great.
i can buy another one later.
why!!
so I can be in you at all time. just for fun.
I need somebody to kick me off this server fr.
Get a room.
i can kick you.
WHAT.

Kick him.
kick me.
i can bite you too.
Can we kick jaebon.
π«¦
No.

Does edating like Phoebus make me cool.
yeah.
No.
edating is actually fun till on the other side there is a 40 year old man.
I- I'm not sure.. blushes
istg everytime i get into this server it's either brainrot or this.
Aw hell naw.
what can I say? wherever you go, I go.
I'm eating someone who is 41 years old.
I like them old.
Dating.
Oops.
what if i jumped off one (1) cliff.
Periods make me look cool.
technically speaking the public worker in my freezer is younger than 40, should be 28ish?
I will follow you bb.
ate the ID too long ago to see the birthdate sadly.
the rock will start crying.
i think i have damage in my eyes.
i have a glow-in-the-dark thingie in my nightstand and it glows just fine when i'm not looking directly at it but if i do stare at it, it barely glows.
you are blinded by something.
<3
adren!!!
how can I be of service?
you too, claire. stay safe <3
What the heck ax
WOWZA!
I had no idea he was into that
is this really happening?
Wow
tip of the iceberg.
We're blessed
Sorry, my account was hacked
Hallo
He even gave me 5k gold
Thank you for the gold ax
Why won't you talk to me ax π₯
Ax please!!
we are going to throw you into the pit.
how's it hanging?
Alright bye chat, I'm gonna nap with purr
Good, what about you?
could be worse.
at least I do not have work in the morning
energy drinks work on me again
I hope things will get better 
<3, checked #πΈβphotos much?

@bronze grove thank you
Should I buy all the homecoming tickets at my school, sell them out completely and then charge students double for them?
this might be elon musk
iamgine

Yoo
I sold my awm Sport and knife for more easy sprays
Nah cuz aint nobody payin for shi
Literally the yap dollar

allies??
Allies gold 3 β¦ any pro here ?
@bronze grove how do I authorise a giveaway?
hi chat
what kind of a pfp is that dam-

.
!
okei chat dead
Like often
What giveaway? and where?
Sorry I'm busy
All the channels have some purpose and you need to follow the channel rules.
Umm sure ok
anyone down to 1v1
Attention seeking pfp
@silk kraken my id not unbanned still
On ipad, you can play
Nc matchmaking game π¦
Ur butt
iβm looking for a clan my account is new but i would say iβm okay like a 6/10 okay in the game so if you have a clan and i beat you in a 1v1 would any of you let me join?
@rich crow I'm in a good clan, if you beat me ill bring you up to the leader
Oh okay no worries
add me @
I'm sending friend request
i already did
also what are the benefits of the clan like exp or coins or what?
add my discord
Ntn much. We're having the the most annoying weather outside rn
Typeshi
@rich crow wb you?

Bro said nun, alr
You said nun? @rich crow
Nahh what bro actually said was:

pls, I'm poor
We out here tho..
No hard feelings

Sussy baka
You a baka
Hold on til Halloween πππ½ππ½
It's bout to be lit
ranked anyone?
First nife, halloween collection sheesh
U can not keep sayin datπππ½
Yeah!
Defo
If I'm finna play dangerous, bet a purple skin
With bats on it or smtn
Chrome purple
school finally over for me π«‘

U don't even own a knife ππͺ
same
No, we came to fridayπ
Why u mean π’
You heard me, pipsqueak π
@unkempt ruin you take bus?
Bro your aim is cheeks
You still haven't 1v1ed me
il take it as a yes
i go with public
cause we dont have school buses
Whens the 1v1
Oh nah who do u think u is
Dodging hard
I'm a verified THUG
Lol
And parttime boykisser
No wonder
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part furry too

Me or dacordi
you
I don't want any knifes, I love the default knife
No sully
He's not giving you one
I sold my knifes
nice
im poor bro leave me aloneπππ
Some people buy skins to make up for the lack of skill
hi
Atleast you'll look cool getting slammed
nah
Sup
i said what knife he buys
Ohh
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go get money
i can play a few friendly 1v1 rn but not the one for the clan cuz my ping is 150+ plus rn wifi is bad so ima go to a caffe where wifi is good after i pray
from bank
I had every knife in the game at one point
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