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Just get the Credit Card out and burn all the money on it
🐬
True
already did 30 bucks on it could only get a knife and gloves :p
Get job start farming money and then buy golds
Spend more then
gotta love the 20% tax on a 0.03 sell
yo wsg everyone
Anyways, i'll be off for now, bye
Fr fr
Good good wbu
same
Good tp hear that
What's 20 com
Bye
hello. is anyone interested in tournament? silver/gold
without vc bc of our English xD
Just how many servers you've been copy pasting this 💀
I thought you were copy pasting it in so2 servers lol
We dont speaker English very wellness so i get it
All good hope you find people to play
thx)
Ah understandable
He did mention that my bad
No no i mean that u can understand it in your way bcs of our write styling or smth like that xD
Don't worry your English is fine and I understood what you said
bro just one suggestion , replace the 'tournament' with 'comp'
What about it
Guys how Standoff is rn?
new season , so its pretty alive i would say
okayyy thanks
They fixed some bugs now it's alright
Good to know
Should I play again or waiting until old standoff come back?
old standoff isnt coming back bro
Old standoff?
i think he is talking about standoff multiplayer
Ohh
No like old setup old gaming old setting
oh i dont think the old ui will be coming anytime soon
Then maybe in season 9 Im coming back
hi
lel
Hi welcome
Treasure hunter akr
StatTrack
99% of players on my servers are Russians or Ukrainians who don't know any English, MMR system is not slightly fair, you're 1v5 cus everyone in your team leaves you do 5-10 loses -45 and can't rank up from bronze or silver
Wtf is this? At least give me +0 if everyone leaves
Never 😡
Always
Changing the subject, how are things with you people?
Me rn
Aiks cooking smtn
Play on servers like Netherland, or some Asians servers, there's less russians and more people that can speak english, mmr system is fair, you're just mad that you lose cause you solo, instead of getting a team.
Real
(I'm mostly trying to make a kid understand in the french chat that he can't get a team while being low rank, not having anything special to make his team get out of the rest, that spamming his promotion for his team is useless as the french community is kinda dead)
I suggest add some decent player and play comp with them
Lmao
Zipple zorp zorp
Sorry for the 1+ photo in your gallery
(-100 IQ)
1 blocked message goes hard
No Martians allowed here
@rich crow Do you support child labor?
Yes
Sowwry
Am i blocked?
Yoo i think he's talking about me chat
Bahahaha

Someone ask him why or if @rich crow has me banned. We did beef but block is crazy. I feel i need to improve somewhere. And i think bro might be my key to reaching my next hight. Unless he wishes bad on me..
he defo wished bad on u
He can step in line then
King Pepe acting like king Von😭🙏
Hey, hru?
Who y’all pickin)
Good good 👍 . You?
I'm good
Nice
@neat agate ofc
Raiders esports
Still Delshe just ask
I didn't know people actually watch those
You 🥰
Cs ones are fun
I'm about to block you back 😭🙏🏼
🥹 sorry but I’m taken by @compact blaze
Please do
You're tAIKen 
Dayum. That’s so smart
I'm becoming like them jk
Maybe my new ign

Who's trynna take you away
Once upon a time, was a fool who thought he'd find
Purpose in his life along the way
Don't you run and hide from the truth, you decide
Everything that lives is gone to waste
Kxllswxtch - WASTE @cedar raft

Good 


There's no market lol
@compact blaze
Thank you very much
I just wanna get high with my lover
Veo una muñeca cuando miro en el espejo
Kiss, kiss
Looking dolly, I think I may go out tonight
I just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight
I just wanna get high with my lover
Veo una muñeca cuando miro en el espejo
Kiss, kiss
Looking dolly, I think I may go out tonight
I just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight
Kali Uchis - Moonlight @cedar raft
Jk ofc
Bro gets the meme
sacadic
What?!
It’s impossible I haven’t done anything wrong
Some bronze want to play Allies
You can't do anything wrong even if you tried
Yus
😭😭😭😭
Can confirm i am a woman
I friended a girl in the game it turned out to be a dude
LOL
I carried 2 times then on third match i was going afk and he got mad and revealed he is dude
Other way around
Damn ur worth something
Like I was born boy but I transitioned to a girl
My father searches for some waste thing to beat me
Now I’m a girl
Howww
It’s not lol
Hormone replacement therapy
I had a trans classmate who was 11
Told u theres no girls in the game
With surgery n everything
I am a girl tho
Maybe use Lady boy term? Or its different thing? Idk
It’s simple I’m a girl lol
It’s not complicated 
Wow look at that..
?
It's beautiful
Browhat😭
💀
That's insane
Hes simping a ex dude
Ngl
May i ask, are you a believer?
Muslim
If ur happy I'm happy
Why i got kicked from server aftwr asking for elit role?
Great me too
I’m the ancient demon Lilith
We should talk about it some time 🙂
Broo lilith isnt a thing in muslim mythology
So real
We have satan and first female was eve not Lilith
Turan?????!!!???
But it’s real because I exist
So let's live it then
No. Its patrick
That a false myth I’m actually into girls
Good for you
Not even a dude lol

Lol
I’m a cringe demon but my cringe doesn’t hurt anyone so it’s all good
U are tho
Bros straight
😳
Bro u aint mogaraga u aint addapting to rhat shi 😭🙏
*moharaga
Im not tho
Ppl stop, get something better to do
U litterly clamed to be §BGB 341 in german law u arent allowed to copyright shi that isnt urs
Android
What?
W
I’m not copyrighting anything
Nothing
W
U are moharaga
iPhone
Jjk ?
Google Pixel 8
Ik what jjk is
I knew it
Go to bed kid 😭🙏
What's going on?
@unreal sluice are you okay?
People on this server are just randoms for me. If they insult me then idc
Thanks
Devils words
Aizen level prediction fr
SIGMAAAAA
Uugh I'm too weak to lift up the chat
No the other meaning
gn Lilith
Sigma is the symbol used in maths to represent summations🤓☝️
Good night
I bought the cold flame karambit and I'm not disappointed
Its great lowk
I love tiger too
Cap
It lacks good animations but god damn the draw animation is quick
You can kill people w it rq
Itsa me a mario
I bought the BP
But honestly I don't like the skins on it
So I'm selling the cases lol
Both skins and gloves
I want to buy the AK from the Competitive series
Legacy Butterfly knife for TR (I have black widow currently)
And Glock - Nest
What's wrong with them?
Why obsessed?
What if she is
Nah I honestly don't care about them lol
I don't hate them but I won't put them on a pedestal
Treating us like normal people is what we want
@compact blaze c'est means 'it's' right?
So far the only L i see if your english
Yeah, it is
Well ur looking at the crazy minority
Let's get past this topic even if you don't like it
He started it lol
5v5 ? Silver
I know, i'm a boy 
That's why I pinged him and not you
The same way you're being rn
@north herald I’m an lgbt demon and im gonna come to haunt you now
Turn your family lgbt
With my powers
Telekineses and other demonic powers
I seen that aik
Ofc not I’m joking lol
Even if I was a demon I would rather go drink a latte than haunt you
?
Ok let’s ask a question
You wake up tomorrow, and ur suddenly a demon with all the powers and stuff. What do you do?
Idk
Hi
Explode
And other things
Why?
Idk
I would just live normally as I have been
Would be lowk fire
Just with more arrogant
Instant regen, shapeshift, telekinesis, dark and blood magic, illusions, space-time magic
I meant bro
Ok I gave u powers
?

Space-time control can do teleportation
Covered by instant regen
If ur constantly regenerating everything you can’t grow old
hi guys
How?
Yo ✌🏻
I would just be normal and stuff
I'm not gonna even reply, you're already proving my point
So yeah, waste your time and keep being more and more pathetic
Any ping from you is ok pookie

@cedar raft iamgine turan
I'm off for now, goodnight 
Real
Gn
I stole his look #📸│photos message
You could buy Pakistan and Egypt
gn Aik ||@ OFF||
Shadow finna go hard
No mow skewetowns
Be more pacific
Will this xp farm event happen again next Friday
@compact blaze u wanna?
promo code?
Hey what is the best way to get gold I whould think buy and resell but I’m really k ew with that anybody help?
technically time control you can deage yourself
aik is the perfect guy 
or cure wounds in seconds
your name is what you should ask yourself every time this thought crosses your mind <3
what u doing here?
Ion know.. happy ur back, but I'ma sleep rn👀
gn
@compact blaze seriously lmfao
Ok
lol
Hi
im so noob
Will the 2x xp become a every weekend thing?

Previous season ranks are more important than inventory
nah
In selling accounts
What's the special occasion rn tho
@vast ember Selling accounts is banned
why u selling accs
Erm
prohibited*
Yeah @vast ember
What a sigma
It’s not allowed
Or else what?
yo. can someone gimme their cheapest knife
I’m not
Ok
gut knife also ok
Give it to me for free
I ll be glad
idk they just want more ppl to play the game and share
Aha gotcha, its hella nice cant lie
ez lvl 270 today
Will this seasons seasonal charms be simular to the season 3 ones?
theye been the same
Will you?
Huh
s3-s7 has been the same
Im jealous xD
No?
s1 and s2 were diff
what is name of the site to report cheaters?
I don't know.
Im only at 170
Type shi
sekunda is map designer
Season 4 its gold and blue season 3 its gold and red
ooohh u mean like that
yeah idk
Season 5 its like yellow and dark blue/red season 6 it’s just crappy gold and black
Season 7 same thing
in s5 i reached master
so idk
banned´
Season 3 and season 8 should be the same.. for pheonix - champ it will prob be golden with red, for master/elite it will be blue with red
I have no problem finding out this information, but why would I need it? And neither do you
Why the heck ru telling him that and wth is ur pfp
I'll give you 10.000$, fair price?
we would like to know because as players we are curious
Ew
Get out of here
Fr
sekunda time to ban this dude
Mexican
You r a cat fish
Wait wtf
So worse ping or Russians ://
first for selling accs wnd for innaproprieate pfp
thanks
Ok gl guys wrong server
He got banned?
i think so
He's permanently banned
Ha nice lmao
u are in itsu clan?
Will this xp event happen again??
for me every server is 200 ping except usa ( the ded servers)
hes in reapers
itsu?
some1 from speedy terror tag with name sekunda forever message me on game
It's not me.
pls gold
💀
If he messaged you it’s a scammer lol
this guy ask for gold
Nobody famous would message a bronze
Relax
Des fr perdu ?🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵
oh yeah sekunda, you had a test account in a special clantag that exceeds 5characters and i used to ask you about it but you didnt answer, is it possible for a normal player to join such a clan like that? or do i have tobe a tester/developer
And MMR system is bad, just look how I can do 0/0/10 and get +50 and I can get 10/3/10 and get -50, every GOOD game have something like MMR fix when someone leaves your team it could be "you got back +10mmr because we found that your teammate left" so you get -30 +10, not -50
@chrome patio im bronze and u hard stuck in ranger
U have to be ruski
lmao
actually it does not work like that
its like premier in cs you win =you gain elo
How am I hard stuck? The season just started and I barely played
you lose = you lose elo
doesnt matter if ur 0-13 or 50-13
Fake
Ur talking about age?
no kd
only in an ideal match where you win 10-0, you can get +50 while doing 0/0/10
So why when I lose I gain +20 sometimes, and when I win -20? It's just broken
@sour star this kid ruski is so funny
mvp
0-0-50 is my teammates kd :33 they are pro
Clans that have a name impossible to create by a normal player are not available to normal players
Aw
thats bc of the amount of rounds won and the amounts of people in a team
if you got mvp that round you get extra mmr + if you won rounds in a 3v5 you gain more mmr
smth like this
And stars and ranks
mvps only get you 1mmr
if you lose round in a 3v5 (teammates have to be fully disconnected) you lose less mmr
@chrome patio im bronze can u boost me please
Better than nun
and the enemy team wins less mmr
My point stands with that, when you play 5v4 there should be at least +5 MMR back
I hate it when u get disconnected and it takes away like 20 of ur mmr
;))
balans :D
I ban u
Pretty sure if I disconnect or aren’t able to join for 2 rounds or 3 u lose a ton of mmr
it does but i would like the tag you had on one of your accounts like DeathAngel or Reapers
It counts as a lost round
i forgot which one
yep
actually no, as far as I am aware (up to 2023) it counted as 0 mmr

he is kid
Weird
hes like 15
it becomes another problem
thats a teenager
Literally a couple months ago I was pushing with friends and I disconnected for ONE round and I get +17 but teammates got +40
Still kid
Im 17
still a kid
if you had the screenshot of the mmr distribution maybe I could answer
bcs u act like a kid
they wanna have some fun with you if yk what i mean
Who doesn't
mne pohuy
aaxaxaxxa
I’m jail trap 🙏
iamgine

wsgud gine

Nah get the f out with your Russian laugh
fr
Oops
Yeah ur getting banned

thats how i got boosted to gold
No no no. Please 🥺
Booster alert ban ban ban
nah its not boosting if he just gets into lucky lobbies
i mean, i got carried to gold
typical
I had to fight to hit gold 🙏
Fought with tears
Season 6
Is bronze/silver hardest to get out of?
haha noob

Silver4/gold4
Just asking cus I started playing like 20h ago
nope
i was lifegaming for phoenix in s3 and was 1mmr away and lost to cheaters
I started playing 7 hours ago cuz my acc age is 7 hours
easy from bronze to master
Rip u could’ve gotten a nice seasonal charm
idk
i played 40hr total and im gold
Me?
idk man i was just trying and cheaters took me from behind
yup
No good charm for you then my friend ://
you are russian
rn?
Like a year
or peak?
its in your blood
rn its easy to make rank
ur russian tho
cheater u dodj
whats yall peak?
“Ukraine good Russia bad”
yeah play vs gigantic screen and 240hz pixel holder
Everyone speaking this Forgotten Language is bad
legend
eta normal
“Ruski you have Russian in blood which means you are the killer of millions of innocent women and children “
legend 1-8
i dont know ranking system lol
real
is that the highest?
da
woah
Every cyrylica user be like:
8-0 against a kid with 4 k hours and is elite every single season
I think I have like screenshot even
damn
thats crazy stuff
i went 8-0 againts silvers
and got only 3 kills
👍
im undeserved gold
but so2 stole my elo
still peaked only at elite
50 elo
ngl atm your chances of reaching legend from ranger on mobile are so slim
unless u queue w pcs or cheaters
talking to u sekky
and ex elites are coming in gold
thats so L
yeah well thats what happens if you mix devices
Yeah cuz mobile + 230 ping… I am tired of going against pc squads with 20 ping
yup
I have no chance
copium
yeah cuz u cant even peek a pixel
the pcs already have a gigantic screen compared to ipads and phones
but some stretch rez aswell
Plus they have 90% accuracy cuz it’s so easy
making a pixel hold a normal hold
They just move mouse
Still a good rank
For me I get rly anxious and my thumb freezes when I have to aim cuz my muscles get so tense 😭
Then I rage and my knuckles are bleeding
its unessecary to get elite when yk u dont have enough time to reach legend
And honestly that jump in mmr from elite to master is wild
Master is good enough
elite and master have same charm
Exactly
Yeah that’s what I’m saying lol
I push only for the charms
105 mmr of pain and misery
120mmr
before s8
now its 100elo per rank except for legend
for legend u need 300mmr
rn im at 1877
not for that guy #📸│photos😂
Could never be me
They could lowkey do what c ops did
After you reach legend
You'll get a counter on the bottom of ur rank
Telling you what rank you are in the world or something
Or just have a leaderboard 🗿
basically r6s
or cs premier
but in r6 and cops from what im hearing from u is if u reach max rank u queue into the same rank no matter how much elo
Maybe I would try if the game respected my time
And honestly I don't really have time for myself
kinda like faceit in cs
I cant put time into games like I used to
I'm licking my paws
what i think is good abt cops is they have seperate queues for emulators and pcs
but the mechanics suck
and weapons too
but so2 slowly looking more like cops now
kitty
Don't need to explain why c ops sucks
I know cuz I've played it
Back when it was peak
if it does become like cops i hope it gets seperate queues for pc and mobile
And now
2017
So2 is slowly looking like m4trix fire
if i talk. ill get banned again
Yes
it was actually cool
cuz so2 was better
nowadays i see some of the top eu players quit for cops
bc it doesnt have pcs and the players r better
in cops
scene is bigger
and esports is more open

it was
until these recent 2years
took a gigantic turn when pcs started playing and some crazy issues that werent fixed
No
i mean game breaking bugs were atleast fixed
So2 better for lyfe
🤘
like i honestly dont care if they add an anticheat anymore bc i can just dodge
but you cant have 1 single game against normal mobile players
theres always atleast 1 pc in ur team or other team
from gold and up
I dont think that's the reason why they left
I can say that I did leave c ops for so2 cuz I liked the gameplay more
At the time
After season 3 is when I started disliking the game
Devs take your time and add a proper anti cheat
And while you're at it fix the servers
Ty
i started to play less after s5
yuh
s6 just introduced sg only but ranked
Explains why gold is such a sweat fest
s7 was actually cool but loads of pcs
i started liking this game after i got banned
and now we got a rework for the worse
another sg only map
but now sg is not meta anymore
its m4 run n gun
🤘
Back in season 2 I didn't grind competitive yet I got g4
But now getting gold 4 is like a task
just use them
Real
cuz all the pc players
It's mad annoying when I scope and it goes in q completely other direction
ok so only ak12 good?
And its not a new thing either
I would 10000% drop my m16 for a akr12
Because it has less recoil
spread
ok ill try in tdm
theres a bp for every season every event
like halloween
like i was playing in ssn7 but no bp
or christmas
it ended
is it worth buying?
damn
only event?
They need to keep doing this double exp event every once in a while
bro ak12 is so good
I support this
So haven't you not used the gun at all
Not even in gun game?
never played gun game
i tried it, i never liked it
i dont have skin for it
itt happens when u move ur aim while scoping in
@gilded flower should I torture myself playing competitive?
They still gotta fix it
It's annoying
i never played this mode
so if got alt...?
Probably a good thing
Forgor that I had 'do not disturb' on
Anyone down to 1v1
make
vhat
Finally I can use chat now.
🦛
What is the size for pfp ingame?
Is it possible to suggest something for the game?
not possible on discord
Asia server error?
Freebuild
How much is the daily XP limit
I almost got the diamond medal but I started getting 0 XP from matches with high scores
Hi, does anyone know how much gold you can get from this battle pass?
Ye
1100-1200
And even more than that of u got a good knife
anything 1:1
About 1500 + so the pass is worth buying
80x80 pixels
Asking for 1 v 1 is actually bannable
I ask everyday, misinformation is bannable
when the panther is vengeful
He spreads everyday 💀
Why,
Is it like rigging the game
Yes
Have u tried?
Yooooo some random game just stole a video from standoff
And turn it into their own ad
Standoff should take legal actions
Allies silver
Singapore server anyone?
I'm sure they are
When the chartreux is scowling
I wondered that last post in #🏆│tournaments was about 7 months ago. That's better than in russian community.
However, memes are still not in #😎│memes. One day, when you feel you're useless... 
They could make memes channel somewhat public like fan art, but this idea sucks so I still typed it out and replied to you.
Any tips on how to get better crosshair placement for headshot.
I'm referring to the height .
Practice on traning outside and shoot those traning bots regularly
Just place your crosshair headshot level lol
You gotta practice it so it can become first habit
Go training do static eazy and only aim head nothing else just 1 tapa with USP and after 2 sets go normal mode and put it on hard and again only 1 taps i have 71% now in elit and basically thats ehat i do daily
.

mine was bigger
Holy moly


Fake
Hehe boay


They need to do more emotes with so2 operators in this server

Imagine
Cmon someone pls sell me the sting
Right
7
Get a cute ing pfp and you will get it fosho

?
thats my order
Hard


How to report a cheater
Ur on ur own
Whats the point
I saw that you can report from the web or smthg
So I search on youtube
And someone did it on discord
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Yeah to get help to the web where you actually report players. But you also report in the game
Why take it this far bro, personal?
But in the game is not effective
Damn
Can you tell me how i can report from the web
what happened to standoff why is the servers so slow
Wdym
im trying to sell a gun but it doesn’t go through
like the loading thing
Do you have proof?
Someone playin placements in Comp? Sombody Luke silver/gold
Do headphones matter alot?
Spiral audio
It's good to have one you can hear footsteps and minure details too
Is there a place I can report some technical things?
Because there is an ad that is stealing Standoff 2 content and I would like to notify the devs
@bronze grove Promoting his team openly
He did the same in french chat
Deja Vu
is playing SO2 on Bluestacks banable?
No one is on Aik it's Sunday
Mybad
He disapeared 

this game might be cook
cheaters infested the game, its everywhere
whitout u can even know
Servers r fked rn
So much ping
Any1 tryna run ranked or sum? My ranked randoms are acc terrible
200 hours and im hard stuck silver because of randoms>>>
servers and anticheat not cooking thats why the game is not gaming
Wsp



