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Ban pc users to play standoff
asap
Its like bring a machete to a fist fight
Like im in a fist fight and i pull out a bazooka
Autistic ppl
I swear
Sad
Csgo is free
Okay lets go on a fist fight but i will bring a revolver and sheild and u get nothing
Sounds good?
Thats the exact thing in standoff
I have better aim
Oh sorry you have better aim
U trained archery for past 10 years
Only thing getting u going now is my good mood
Nothing else
But i just said pc is op for standoff
U cant overpower a mouse
With ur fingers
Okay buy me a pc and u play on ios u will be suprised
I can buy u
Just bc i dont have a pc doesnt mean i am poor
I had it but not anymore
I didnt exicute my words corectly
That was a typo
Happens to the best of us he said
No but like why dont u play csgo
If u have a pc
@sacred zinc

If I had a pc I still wouldn't play csgo
I think most people play standoff 2 as it's conveniently mobile and can be played anywhere with service
I play both🤷🏼♀️
I play none of them
I don't play either 😂
I probably do have bad aim compared to most players
I was good with awm in the past when I did play
No one can play csgo now😂, u can play cs2
I didn't play much
I feel like this convo will go no where but a constant argument haha but there are good mobile players that poopy on pc players
Kbm doesnt fix bad crosshair placement, bad rotations, bad decision making.
Whats kbm
So is having good game sens and having ur crosshair placed correctly and only having to click fire once to kill someone haha

Im saying alot of the aiming in games like cs or standoff is just having ur crosshair placed right
im not saying its just that theres other things ofc but thats like one of the fundamentals to any comp shooter
Got your point
If u dont have ur crosshair head level where they are gonna peek you your gonna die 9/10 times if they are doing that they only have to click and tap ur head. Vs you having to flick and micro adjust
crouching does but that also commits you to that fight
lower levels in standoff ive notice people crouching die more because the people are aiming chest level instead of head level
If you crouch you are committed to that fight vs standing up and being able to strafe left and right.
hold on.
Nah imma come with a bat destroying everyones pc
I hate everyone equally the same here (counting myself in)
Ok so. When you crouch your movement speed is reduced drastically so you are essentially committed to that angle/fight. Vs standing and being able to strafe left and right to throw off the other persons crosshair
No shi sherlock
Ofc when ur crouching ur speed is slower
When u crouch irl can u move 20 miles ph
Nah
ya so thats what im saying theres cons to crouch peeking
i prefer wide swinging everything
Or just deinstall standoff and go do something productive with your day
i should do that
Now
Nah when i was gold rank on my old acc
i gained 10 kgs
And got acne
Didnt move single muscle in my body
But i wws better in aim
But still my life was sad
God damn nikola tesla
Finding stupid electricity
I want to go back 200 years so i dont stress over videogames
you cant really do that when your teamates miss 8 mags on a person standing still
🙈
Damn
Not possible
U know why
When i see someone type ez or smthn
I get a sudden urge to skin them alive
Lyt
Especially when they bottom frag
True
Like what do u mean ez
U won by 7-8
That shi was not ez
Or in duels
They kill me and then tbag me
fr tho I be hitting them with the most crazy flick and they talk trash after
U cant imagine the torture i would put them on
Btw that profile is cool as hell
No scoped a guy and said lucky shot
The urge i got
To smash my phone
And him
Is unreal
Thanks bro
Woah woah woah, no diddy?

see i just get cheater accusations and get told im a dish washer
Alr
Okay that was funny
218337721
Fr I be playing sandstone on allies and kill them through the wood boxes and they call me a cheater lol
Same
except for the dish washer part
Helo
Yea added u
Why u pinged me?@compact ocean
Cuz u the batman
Anyone want to play
We going to school with this one
225972235
I like turtles
I like turels
hii
i need a help
I have a old account of so2
which have akr necromancer the price is now 225 gold
with a 7year gold sticker attached can anyone suggest me the price now?
so I can sell in marketplace
?
it wont change much
Hi
check the photos of this server
it has no worth ig
ok
So this discord doesn’t ban players right?
What is this regedit thing going around in standoff 2 recently?
Gotta go to in game support?



Haha
Was it defuse or comp?
defuse
Ig mods took it down because they called me bad word
Me either but it is funny making people angwy
Boosts my ego to continue being aggressive with deagle awm
i love getting in peoples face and no scoping it is funny
My Apple ID is f’ed and I can’t update or download anything
“You play like idiot.” Well yess that is the point.
Play like an idiot and u can’t be predicted 
Why spray when you can just aimbot? That’s what I do
I wonder if mods will ban those guys since they called me that lol
(Not actual aimbot I jus have an insane head %)
Fr
On god no cap
i dont care ive been called worse but was funny
I have low hs percent because i am a sniper
Idk mine
my deagle is highest hs percent
Like ~50%+
If it wasn't then u gotta give up the deagle
My AK is my highest, one taps go crazy
Ok scream
Who?
Skill issue
I meant who’s scream 😭
scream from cs 🗿
Yay stand-off devs canceled a game I won against a cheater
But didn’t cancel 3 matches I lost to cheaters
Let’s gooooo
Mods get em
You been saying that for years and you still here?
He only had aim he sucked everything else haha
Fix that
Can't don't got anyone to rost rn

Fr
These are all my emojis that used to use when I had nitro
You copy cat

Fine imma use aza emotes

This is a discord stick that is even more wild
Damn
Scroll to the bottom
DAMN
Do the spin
sentence doesn't make sense
Uh u made it worse LøL
Bøtman
🤨
His best emote was penguin spin
I don't have that

What even happened to aza?
I havnt seen him in a while
Oh Fr??
Why
He isn’t here anymore that’s fs lol
Hah?
Again?
He was never banned
He left first time, but what happened this time?
He left again
In my game it says mode available after calibration period
U need to play 10 games to get rank
Mini spin looks cool NGL
In competitive and allies bro
How do I fine someone by just there name?
how to get role rank
That's a bummer
@silk kraken i pick legend elite and dont see roles in serv
@silk moth will be open in 33 minutes
No let me tell u detail...
I'm not able to play mode like competitive and allies
I'm just able to play diffuse tdm and other
U have low levels
What to do?
Max to Lvl 15
U r 37 , show ss of mode selecting area
I have enabled ultra wide view I feel like Im playing on a TV
Bruh my ranked temates are acoustic who wanna play?
I am acoustic as well
Ka beatboxeriai
221520290 my id
Someone wana play?
10956677
@silk kraken can i dm rq?
What rank u at??
.
ok
someone wanna play?
On CODM yes but not on Standoff
does standoff have knife skin giveaway or something?
No
how to have alot of gold
By selling ur skins
Is there any Sandoff tournament upcoming?
It's good ig
@neat agate stop saying ur bad
Dam
then feel good your super good
I'm starting to change less and less because i realized what i don't need to adjust anymore. Like accel, no accel.
There's so much to learn!
play tdm and test out which gun suits you,
i would recomment mp7,m4a1 and m4, val, and maybe then try guns like ak and akr12
shotguns are easy to use , so is p90
It’s good but boring playing same map over n over again
goated map
but cheater infested
Bro ik it’s such a good map but always sandstone lmao
I wanna play like breeze or sum
But always last guy has to be a stinker n rejects mm
smh
Anyone have a comp rank server for so2
I feel that I liek m4a1
I dont even use the dot anymore... i play without it 😅
pro tip Bc when u play for too long brain will know where dot is and u wont need it anymore
😅
Main problem is when y hit enemy and hits not load or ping difference that makes ( u get behind wall and die after 2 sec )
Pro tip!!!! dont use crosshair at all!!!!
How to report hackers?
Thanks
This games match making system is hell
take this
Ooo
You can't buy free things
And even if it was free, why can't you just get it yourself
Are u compi player?
Imagine buying one of the phones they do tests with🙏🏼
Which is?
They commonly use three, 2 midrange and 1 expensive gaming phone
Its good when you can get 120 fps ofc
So nice 🙂
No
no
yeah
Same
Adversiting prohibited
The picture related in-game profile or what?
Well, what's trouble exactly?
It was removed in-game profile?
Or on #📸│photos
So you mean, you sent this picture to #📸│photos and after removed by somebody right?
Maybe it was a mistake
It's like a mistake no worries
Mostly the emulator players will keep playing this game
wtf it is
first they won't let me join
than give me ban for 30mins from competitive
for no reason
screen got stuck 2times and on the third try i got disconnected
wtf is this
like what kind of glitch is it
Some bronze want to play 2v2 5v5
Having them cute framdrops from 110-40
Can't focus on more than how my device is keeping up
Otherwise, gg fosho
damn mine too from 120 to 60-70 some times 30-40
Yeeah like that
But my energy drink 10/10 like always tho
Tried a new one today too
It's European, Celsius and the new i tried had an H on it
Hefty Energy i think it's called
After taste 7/10 it's a bit weird
Swedish, thank you🙂
🙂
Yes
✨Licorice my love✨
There's never a day that goes by where's ur not welcome
Mm.. so sweet and salty
i mean like form 60 fps to 50 dosen't affect that much but form 120 to 60 fkks our screens
👍🏼
Dawg what
Mama mia 🤌
I have 70 ping why is everyone TELEPORTING
Så ska det låta 🇸🇪🤙
Rahh
@desert kelp #📸│photos message are you lost or smtn?
Ik, i should be in gods kingdom but im down here
Probably with some task.. it's not clear atm
does anybody have rebellion gloves
i want to see how they look with black widdow
thats what i am doing
mb
So real
i am tweakin ong

That's crazy
zesty sticker
This bird is sus
Not the peach that's obvious
Ikr
at least @dense thistle was there to find it
Hi
I gonna change
Fr
Fr, and im the only one here that actually cares about you @rich crow
Ayo man why you tagging me I was trying to claim 1 month nitro 😭
The other ones are all game and belongs in the goblin class
Ok@cedar raft
i got free month from Chess . com
Can anyone give me 50 gold?
Yes that's what I'm trying but don't have payment method
No for the server.. welcome to feel welcomed by the mods and the main pillars of the server any time
I'm trying to access it thorough those fake credit card website
Do you know any
They never work
no point
Like I'm trying to crate a virtual card
Gl
Bro if I could I would already have
I'm 1000 elo so the chess part is pretty easy
@balmy vector
nice
ok
Nice I got 4
Sell it and buy nitro
🤓
Nahh I'm not into chess that much
Util when am I allowed to sell my fun&sun boxes
How will you invest in chess what?
Will I ever not be able to?
Yo
Ohh my bad I didn't get it first
Hello Stand of 2, I'm returning to the Conceptor's base. All this time I was foolish, I wanted big money but never realized that I gathered a small audience. From September 29th to October 31st, I will start working. This will be the best Halloween concept.
Sooon 🤫
critical ops better.
Playing it against yourself is the best way to play it
When I played crit ops for the first time my first match is litterally againts a squad of pro getting one shotted from everywhere I'll stick to so2 💀
Ban worthy
brainrot terms are banned?
Yes
haram
Didn't they make gambling legal?
Did they post a promo at the podcast?
maybe
damn
Not selling for 5 years
But I do think most of the easy money has been made
Growth will be much slower from here on out
Still quick compared to most investments that can be made
hmm
yo yo yo boi
But it's unlikely that you'll see 3x gains in 1 month
when the reforged boxes come out , are u going to buy them on the first day?
ofc why not
Skipping completely
what buying them ??
@left nacelle
u will skip them?
They'll be scarce but no where near as rare as fun & Sun boxes
ur right
but this time supply will be less ig
And I think they'll start out or fall to 20g or less
It's higher
You could only get 2 fun & Sun boxes
its higher or will be higher?
not boxes cases and all
And atleast 2x as many people will keep them sealed
what do yoi think of gloves?
Glove cases or the gloves themselves?
both
Skip
they look nice to spend money on
Cases & sticker packs are the only investments I'll be making
huh who said that buy gloves cases in bulk
They'll start out low
lf team on comp im s4
what advice would u give to person , if he has already has bought the reforged bp and has 1k gold to invest in something
Anyone wanna play compi ?????
like you bought it right?
yeah , i also have 1k gold , dont know what to do with it
Word on the street is that you know a lot about the marketplace. So, do you know when I won't be able to sell my fun&fun weapon boxes anymore?
I can point you in the direction of some items that I think will do well longterm but I can't make any garuntees, and every item will perform differently. How long would you plan to hold an investment
Should always be able to sell them lol
Oh really, thank you
Yeah they've never removed anything from the marketplace
Wouldn't expect them to flip a switch anytime soon
like this guy dosen't play game so it dosen't matter if it will be slow profit
but if you want quick profit like in a week or two then thing is different @velvet idol
not very long term , more like 1-3 months
plus i also heard that when a bp arrives in the marketplace, the prices of guns of other collections drop significantly, so i can buy legendary guns for cheap and then sell when the market is high , what do u think
Most items drop 10-25%
thats what i was saying
oh yeah that kinda makes sense, i kinda play casual,
I'll never make any suggests for short term investments
profitable?
Markets too unpredictable
fair
so yea do not make in very long term he make investments in very long term bcz i don't need any gold in near future
sharp cases are a good investment? or should i sell them , cause i dont see them gaining anytime soon
keep them
yeah same, what if i decide to quite the game
It's not immediately profitable with the 20% tax on sales but it's an amazing time to buy longterm investments at a 20% discount
so like cases and sticker packs yeah?
what will you gain after selling them ??
what will you do rn with that gold @velvet idol
says that at cristmas time price rises idk why
I'm not selling anything
taxes always vanishes away my profits
Gyatt goes the riZzzler
nhh i mean him
are u a veteran player?
Skibidi Bush
he asked if he should sell them or not sharp cases
And items go up in value in every game with in app purchases and marketplaces
Kids get christmas money
Bro wanna play compi ?
own money if you are underage and don't earn yet
i just want gold to just change the theme of my inv
The marketplace will reprice multiple times during the following days after the reforged items are added
Don't buy right away unless I give the green light
like does it really matter
to make an good inventory
just invest profit and then next day repeat the same
long term as in 1 year or more?
you got a point, cause afterall i just play casually
Consumable items or very scarce items
what do you think of maintaining inventory collection ??
waste of money??
I own 2 gun skins
Both are crafts
Both worth less than 100 g
Outside of those 2 crafts I don't care about inventory collections at all
If I get a good deal on a 4x Snow queen, metal rat, gold skull, radiate heat, punisher than I might buy as an investment
fr same is with me
first i thought that i want a knife
but now i realised that why not just invest and buy and invest
as an investment ???
the taxes will be higher than 20% of players inventory worth
😂
spy are u more of a skin type of guy or more of a gold type of guy?
They'll rise this christmas
If I can get any of the 4x stickers on a sought after gun for 80k I'd buy
ofc gold
but my friend gifted me some skins so a keep those only
like around worth 1k
nothing more than that
i just have investments
ahh ok
damn
i never thought of that much gold
but in future may be who knows
Anyone wana play for fun idh rank on comp or duels we can play defuse if u dont trust me
even i don't know how much gold i have in inventory last time it was 4k+ and rn some around 2-3k more and now new bp than few items
but idk the actuall worth
Owh... My goal is also to be that
Keep going and health is imp..
It feels weird to have high sensetivity in standoff
(No acceleration or gyro) Sens: above 5.00
It's like slow swipes are capped at like 2.00
No f u!

Sorry i read your profile @sacred zinc
Hi
Twisted mind or smtn?
Is it nasty to read someones profile. Like it's flesh and bones in there lmao. The only ugly thing is your pfp @sacred zinc
Who and who?..
What's he talking bout
Yeah I don't know the lore sorry
Yeah bro
I don't like sonic
I hate it
I hate Pikachu too
I don't know anything about it
Whats best gloves for karambit pelagia?
Color ?
I cant connect rn to see knife
Send me priv🤣
fossil
Last season
You have combo?
no

I'm so unlucky when I got a payment method the claim button stopped working 😭
What
how
I beat the bot like 5 more times but whenever I click the claim after beating the bot it just glitches and the button goes away 😭
damn
want mine?
I dont need it anyways
Need your what??
Nitro
Are these both your account?
But how will you give me tho?
Nahh I was just getting proff mods get em
The nitro from chess . com
Fr
I have entered a giveaway let's see if I win
It ends in 2 min
I have a chess . com code if u want it
Btw its a promo

Give me 
So if you had nitro in the last year it wont work
Ik right?
Can I😭🙏
sure
Ohh even if someone gave nitro to you?
You need a payment method girl
💎
Someone gonna steal it😭
U want it?
Sure
Just saw
The wish. Com knife
😂
Fr
wth I'm dead fr

Bro look at the knife
Whose gine?
iamgine
How do I put the code in?
saw it
I don't think we have code thing in nitro
It's a discord x chess. Com code
Its a diamond membership on chess . com
it wont give you nitro
i think
Ik
I have chess lol
How do I enter the code tho
lemme check
rangga
So it should have same account i guess
@sturdy lion 
ups
Idk bro
sorry im new
Hi
i searching for some pro player
U come to right place
i have no idea
i just clicked the redeem button in my discord and it just did its thing
Search in Google
U redeemed

Lmao you got the code? 😂

Every discord nitro user did
I mean mine, did you redeem the one for @unreal sluice
also got free nitro promo when i won against a bot
I don't even know why i wanna get nitro I don't even use it that much
No
i already had one
Ah, alr
Is there any clan recruitment?
Sure dm me
I have a clan lil bro
@unreal sluice everything aide but new episode of mha was good
No emote perm 👎🏼
Just opened your profile and dammm
@cedar raft ayo check his profile
What happened?
Banner bro
Normal
I send a request
🫠
Check dms
That normal thing will get you banned here
No way blud sent a request 😭🙏
Fake cat lost tournament
Broo
Who
You
Hey man, it's not my fault that so-and-so Jews were killed
what the sigma
Yeah they kicked me out cuz “you have ping so you have advantage”
Yes
You will get banned if mods see it
I just love the man with the mustache
Even tho how do I have advantage if opponent has 59 ping and I have 250
Lmao
Blud is sad
Fair enough xd
Which tournament?
Random tournament from a a random server
Ok
I mean it's not that hard I have killed many players with 400+ ping and they had like 60-40 ping
@unkempt ruin
RusKi
Would you accept the request?
Yeah but they are crying (skill issue) that I have ping advtange even tho it LOTERALLY does not register anything for me
I beat a master in the tournament 8-1 and he cried it’s cuz I have ping
Like shut up
Okey
I beat him twice
Should have selected a server in which you both had same ping dummy
8-5 and 8-1
Yeah

He did not want to choose eastern usa
He DID NOT he was saying Russia Russia Russia
And he like slow or sum
Russia?
Damn that banner @livid jungle I don't negotiate with extremists
Yeah the server
@lexy11._
Is his username
Crybaby
Skill issue
Fake master
You wanna 1v1
What's on the banner
Can you come in dm ? I need to talk about something
Damn Europeans
@chrome patio bro you have the high ping why is he crying
I thought it was the other way around
Cuz “ping advantage”
@chrome patio
He said I teleport
Are you hiring a clan, man?
Even tho when I played with tournament director he said I don’t
I thought he had high ping and was ping advantage
Wdym
@unkempt ruin
Now
I have no advantage because I have high ping he is just bad
I thought you had good ping so he was saying ping advantage
Nahh it was your win
It's like 70-30
Exacrlt but they still removed me from tournament
Higher ping do teleport or kill u very unusual way
Ehh not rly
Should have told me dummy I could have talked to the admin
But most of the time it is a disadvantage cuz I can't register
🤣 it’s whatever
I was one of the first members
That's why I said it's 70-30
They would’ve removed me eventually
They can’t have a usa player with ping humiliate eu “pros”
Wanna 1v1
70-30 ping?
I'm bored
Can’t rn
Shi
Possibility lol
Get banned

70% good ping guy will kill u Bec of ur ping and 30% u can buy teleport or whatever
Yeah but when I played with tourney director he said I didn’t teleport
Refusing neevs proposal is a banneble offense here
shi… well I can play later
dekmit
Good boy
☝️🥰
@unkempt ruin bruh????
Tag this guy for me pls @unkempt ruin
Ofc lol
Dang I’m 100 elo in chess
No clan recruitment?
50 here😎
Lamo how I'm 1000
😂😂
600 is minimum on lichess
Btw how do I cancel the nitro so I don’t pay 10£ next month?
I can link a vid if you want
Fake chess app

Bro tag this guy @unkempt ruin
What
Tag
100 is minimum on chess .com
Tagged him
U do it
Yup we know
Pls


Hi
Yo
@cedar raft
I got the chess diamond membership too
Bro you got the code still?
I'll add payment method and claim it
Neev
Ye
Can u do me a favour
He has me blocked buddy
Ohhh
which rank can i reach by solo queue
Gold if your good
ik
??
..
i am already gold4 , but i think i cant rank higher by playing solo
Anything is possible buddy gl
fair point ,thanks alot
Just open it on crome and use dextop one
wanna play tg
which servers do u play?
Why
I’m so worried now because I can’t cancel the membership omh
I got gift for him
Huh?
In dc?
Nope
@unkempt ruin he has a gift for you
It can only though the laptop discord version and I only have mobile devices
U can maybe try from play store or something
I heard
Ah shi
👁️
Come in dm for a moment
You got my hopes up and now I’ll just lose money
Why do they make it so you can’t cancel through you’re phone omg
Ur unblocked
They want money
You still got that code?
The discord nitro one?
Yea
Nope
F
Shi
@unreal sluice
I'll try to do the chess again ig
Didn't you save the link?
Idk bro I'm restarted
I’m so scared now omg
Can't u use Desktop site in chrome?
On your phone
Did they share a promo on the podcast?
You can cancel the payment by opening discord on crome and selection desktop
Then it counts as if you are on pc
My man
Yea








