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This cry ia diabolical
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Erm, question.. why good skins but bad skills
Another toxic trait
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tell em delshe
self handshake
Those who know: π
not now
Ugh
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Jonkler cart
nice normal hat
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nah
thats me
i remember people only talking about anime all day
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real
Yeah
and a year ago maybe people talking about skin values regularly
until*
and this year it was mostly anime
We have them too ( @velvet idol )
now its all brain rot and arguments
skibi?
Where's rosie and other ppl?!
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everyone ded
Real
omg
Real
omgomgomomg
sup unc
ITS DIM
Wsg
legends reunite
what a bunch of nice pigs
dim and nox lore?
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Yes
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i feel like im among war veterans rn
spelelelel
how long yall been on this serv?
ye
cappa
Me yesterday
so 30 mins old
That's wild.
Im older than uπ
I keep getting older and older by the day
Soon I'll be as old as the earth 
(it wont matter)
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a person who thinks all the time
deep thoughts right here
Didn't mean it to be
has nothing to think about but thoughts
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you flipping pigπ€
Says the guy that fires shots but always miss
not again
Nothing ignore them
we are all getting older day by day, but
You right u right
Why im young
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what's worse? we are getting older by the minute
that must mean we also get older each second
Lets enjoy every moment
in the end, we are all getting older as we speak
(tiktok michael storen point up with chad facial expression)
Mfw I wanted to joke on something but it actually goes deep
1% gang
guys dont chase money all ur life bc in the end all you worked for wont matter anymore
live in the present
advice from cat
πΊ
you don't die if your legacy keeps on living
n way
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enlightened
nice pig
Do you really think you cooked
jb thinks this is roblox ππ
i think
proof
Let's see
jb just say you like boys
stop giving them attention thats what they seek
do you always miss?
Get lost
Blud say get lost like hes naruto ππ
this is fun
Ban this android aim bombaclat ππ
Not everyone can handle overthinking
That was funny in 2020
Why are you overthinking π
Get lost.. heh.
hes the kinda human to js do stuff
Oi oi oi!
Nope
no thought
Piss off!
hes the reason flying cars are still not a thing
I know jb says this; π
Ugh
you too
π¦
yea
Ik whatchu mean but I don't support what you ppl stand for so no point in securing myself with contacts
Good boy
π€ π
dead internet theory is true
No way this bombaclat said this in 2024: π
if i used my main id get banned
True
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jb is proof
Me and the real ppl of this server as steadfast with a common interest
yes
What is this android yapping about in 2024
CHILL- π
OwO
no
I'm a cute widdle furry
bro
Meowughh
bruh
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You guys can keep flirting and flaunting each other but get a private gc this public stuff is weird
you go around and ask people for pics
these guys are not real
fr
@rainy @neat agate

We know
I see what you did there haha
Demon
ngl rainy is a chill one if u actually talk to them when they r serious
Why are you getting this pressed on discord πππ€£
but those profiles tho
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that's how you know discord is jbs life ππ
its trolling
π¦
who wouldnt like making jb mad
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No one can
nice jonas brothers
I just mad you mad why are you the cappatron π
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how does one come up with such a sentence
Dude LITERALLY got roasted LOL XD ππ
Those who know: π
no hat
π§
π€‘
Everyone sees thru you
Game is up
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and i see this and im confused
domt touch kids
No way I pressed you this hard through the Internetπ«΅πΉ
like jb does
he does it calm and collected
doesn't even flinch
a kokodak*
never thought something like this would ever happen
Earth 69
You lie so you belive yourself. Non of you can ever beat me
oh yeah
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Erm, what is capalot wafflfing in 2053 when the storm hits so2 and we fell onto the akr on the air πΉπΉ
Get this f people out of here already..
Gulp..
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Thank you for censoring your naughty word..
I almost cried
well my neck hurts so bye
Jb is chat gpt
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chat gpts down syndrome cousin
It's called.. hm
πΏ
Something biblical
whats it called
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Hi
Hawk tuhh phonk
from,..sucki sucki..?
That's me!
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he finally logged off
βJesus said to her, 'Everyone who drinks of this water will be thirsty again, but those who drink of the water that I will give them will never be thirsty. The water that I will give will become in them a spring of water gushing up to eternal life. 'β
nvm
....
This my chat gpt
its fake
Thank you for that quote chat gpt
Blocked
@unkempt ruin you're a funny guy, kisses

I just tease on discord, it's all lovely dovey

Sigma mindset?
@lime magnet i don't argue with little girls
^
Later, ima play cod
Not later
You're blocked

what r these mods doing lmao?? i typed 1 word a week ago,i replied to a guy to help. then randomly i got banned for a week from discord for toxicity
r they stopid?
yes they sre stopid
they let jb here
kid toucher

Lies
Ppl know
This person named @lime magnet and her friends have decided to try and ruin my name bec i stand up to their destructive behaviors
They r not stupid
Also dont censor stupid
You're my hero
Why i got silver one in duels but i got seven wins and tree loses?
Because its a 1v1
Harder to rank up
And wins arent guaranteed mmr
No way π
These kids bro holy
They're gonna be like "can i have nife plz, it is my dream"
It makes me mad how they do that
We won a round from spawn tooπ
Mine tooπ
Did they all come ππ
I have 40 golds which knife u can guve?
No way having a knife in so2 is your dream
Tragic
The knife will come over its own when you're good at so2
I wanna ask something,Can i see the number of players online in the Singapore server??
Im in Pakistan and golds are so expensive
3 of them was akr the other shotgunner
9k for 2000 golds, i can rent 3 houses for this much money
Make a yt and upload this kinda stuff
It would be funny
9k dollar??
Pkr rupees
Yeah like who's doin' it π₯
The currency isn't the same in Pakistan
Give us commentary though
Unlike other channels
150$ is average salary in Pakistan so you can imagine how alot is 9k pkr
A knife shouldn't be your worry
I dont know about ruppe but,how much dollar in 9k ruppe?
@compact blaze hi aik, hows it going
30-35$
Its not that expensiveπ€
@neat agate is cool
they would ban me if i wouldnt.. theyr rasiscts or somth ong
In Pakistan it is dummy
150$ is average salary in Pakistan i
π 30$ you can do so much here
You can rent a beach resort with arcades games swimming pool for 60$ here for a day
Tell aik what i say is only to annoy, but it's all love please
Really? ,even in your country it is so much,2000 gold for 35Dollar it is very equivalent.
What
Bro relax i have neen muted 20 times a month & see here i m
Omg really?
Leah are you fat
damn
What do you mean_-"
Those who know: π
U were in game yesterday defuse: dune
you have more kg than usual
fat
thats whaf it means
Yup
I didnt get it
Leah is not very smart
Yeh cuz the income here is very low , 2 pakistani british brothers are destroying the economy stealing the money and uk is giving them shelter in london
cant relate the gym grind way too real for me
Because English is not my everyday language
leah go gym
hard to speak w food in ur mouth right?
Ohhh you reading my bio huh?
Ong
yoyre js fat
Hi best friend
sup aikπΊ
yall got mad lore ngl
? Im not fat im slim.
Huum whats your name??
My man is gonna pound me tonight
Ingame
well at least im comfy
Nevermind i forgot aik is a discordian
can yall be funny
FxD43
And a fat femboy behind discord
you like fat man stick
shut up
leave aik alone
π«£π€£
Really? I dont remember you
i bet u hear that everyday
youre easily forgettable
you have no traits
other than being fat

these 9inches r as straight as it gets
you know it
i pound u everyday
Please stop capping
you gotta do that
aik?
? I dont care what you saying You are not My friends, I don't know you, believe me a woman or not, that's your business.
Lmao
I'm not talking to you
I'm talking to aik
the thing felt it tho
so it must be real
leah a fat femboy
leah log off
Wait im too focused when playing how many did i kill? When playing with you,Im sorry i played in dune 5 times today.
??
Is this discord server your mine?
Ignore them
Damn not even ingame,in discord too i always meeting person who dont have attitude and respect.
This happened in a week, bruh it was nice here b4

Wassup
@shut kraken wow didnt believe that you here too uci OmO damn uci..
I made @lime magnet so mad πΉ
Nah cancel ruski
guys
remember I was playing agains a 5v5 master
well today I'm playing against a 2v2 master
(and a ranger)
while my teammate is a current pheonix
what is this matchmaking bro
:((
can they not make a past-seasonal mm system?
literally just average out the elo of different seasons
i dont want to be toxic or anything but lilith what was that bro
πππ
i cant carry everyone
I lost a fricking game cause my team didnt had enough game sense and aim
I had the same situation
I really hated it
i almost carried everyone from my team check #πΈβphotos i even carried lilith the youtuber almost..
Am new
I know man everytime I play allies I get the silver players
And especially the bad teammates
I'm bronze 4
Pretty close to silver
Ong
yea
He had bad game
He is good player i meet him
In competitive and allies too
he almost beat me but he had bad game
cool
@molten fable
165869821
108246586
ok
I sended
k
Accept
i did
I restarted the game many times, and the problem is gone, but still what is it
hope I won't see that again
btw do u have gold 2 account
I want to start with 4 golds, it will be easier to push rank I just don't wanna play solo
I see


yea i do
Do i prefer Singapore
Region?

europe
but its ok
Otherwise my ping is 200
its ok
Oh ok
id?
Dm
Standoff Iβm playing comp.. my teammates are all gold 4 my opponents have 4 elites and 1 legend
Why?
How is this fair
Iβm going to get -60
im the sigma
youre not sigma
Idgaf
you have to be the skibidi sigma
Anyone up for playing
David Are you From balkan
No
Wouldβve gotten master from calibrstion
Got ranger instead cuz of 10-1 loss to legends and elite who are elites since season 1
My entire team is gold 1-4
ok
bro mentioned everything about hud in bio
expect game name
Who knows if u scam his kara

Ho

Anyone want gold
I am not a scamer
No non
I never scam anyone
Because I knew that
Wsp chat
Were u in gls server?
Gls?
Nvm
Full name?
Glorious
Yeee
Server
Bro wsp
Good u
Bro W,never met a guy from gls since then
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I won 3 gws there,W silent
Does silent still has dc?
You remember Saintz?
I dont think so
Damn
Ofc
Ye,where is he now?
Idk tbh
I cant find him
Same
It was a good time there for sure
Yes
Ye,he was good too
Wait
Won some gws there too
I won a nitro from him but smh i fumbled it idk why
Like i didnt screen or sum when getting it
Whats actually tragic
Yea He did nitro gvs too
Not fair
I had basic
Ye
Anyone down to 1v1
NA east for comp, but I'm NA west
Na is cheeks
It's dead
@upbeat oracle
Yo
It's mostly Russians and EU players in it
Omg u remember Op
That's why it's full of bots
Like .Op.
Unkown talking
π«΅πΉ
NA pro wannabe
278 followers on tiktok ππ
Wanna see my 10k One?
This little boy is so pressed π
You buy accounts that's actually sad π
10k bots π«΅πΉ
Pressed him without pressing him π
π
So pressed he went to go stalk me π
"Waiter Waiter,one glass of attention please" πΉπΉπΉ
Tiktok comment on discord get outta here πππ
Is 4 letter ign rare?
Type shi
Type shi π
bro does anyone know how to make stretch res on ipad?
You can't
Look it up
Sad
Yes
Thereβs nothing
How?
Idk if its possible with jailbreak tho
Search on tiktok for appa that window your game,and do it
Who wants to play comp?
No one
But works really bad on ipad,so i dont reccomend
Is 5$ for rooghz ak reasonable price? I'm selling it
I think so
250g right
Thanks
I Ve asked for the players that wants to play not the ones that won t
Won't*
I'm NA sorry bro
They dint actually stretch res,they take out the top part of the window and it adapts maoing it stretch,but you have to adapt to it
I didnβt understand a single bit on what u said
Forreal
So basiccally
Youre going to get my fries and the mcchicken
Ill pull up on the window
And then
He's so pressed ππ
Aii
Nah but ill help you out,you said ipad?
Pressed because he can't type π
Ye
Get it to worker
Alr ty
Np
Then dm me alr?
Yh
Reference to Nina Gaiden Sigma?
Anyone Playing comp ?
Y'all love yapping here π
What's good
Real
Its a chatroom, but u got an anime pfp so u wouldn't know
I don't accept you
He quit so2 remember
Blud went on to personally attack me with that anime pfp comment, I can't take you seriously like that ππ
Those who know: π
Y'all play cs 1.6?
darkdevil don't get it, he take discord too serious
Nah I'm barely active here, and I don't need to justify sh to you ππ
Bro so pressed hes cussing ππ
No way this kid thinks this wayyy
Sigma skibidi
"sh" is a offensive word? No π
Wsp rainy
You cooked up lies with @lime magnet right?
Guys wanna play compi ?
Ari gon get it raw
@valid hornet are you an alt account? None of my business but your dc is so new
@valid hornet
Alr alr bet
@cedar raft ?

maybe go fix the gameπ
i dont have anyone blocked
on disc
thats real
i have a bad habit of escalating things
so id rather js block
Dm @bronze grove if you need counseling he's certified g
Begging prohibited
So basically ive researched and you can only do it by attaching your pc to the device and to a process that i dont really want to do,but it you really want this you surely need to look at some yt tutorial
theres an issue w the serv mister turan
so in romanian whenever i say how
i get muted
Which server exactly?
I'm just playinggg
maybe fix your brain first π

π΄
@lime magnet can you tell me please?
#π·π΄βromΓ’nΔ then
okay
W
@lime magnet you can get banned by speaking the wrong language like i did yesterday

Type type
do you know what ban is?
Generally you can't receive ban for that
I'm good brother, wbu
mb jb
Sesquipedalian
Obfuscate
Pulchritudinous
ily
All gud
Guess what
yo turan
Not a cloud in the sky πΈπͺ
you got connections w the devs?
I was not working the last day actually 
Ye sure
Turan the Goat
Here it's all white cause of clouds unfortunetly
You excited for winter anyways?
Of i forgot u live in nordpolen @tough pendant
Haha ya ikr
LMAO
Whens major?
are you actually willing to give them 50.000 for this π
Stat tiger would be better
common and uncommon skins do not and will never have stattrack variants
Turan killed chat
Hahah
Destroyer of chat
I need 4 golds for comp
Admin can you ban this id player he only use hack 159519751
no admin can not ban this player
Δ° reported
On the website?
On game and website
yeah he can get banned this way
Then there's nothing else to do
You should report the violator to our helpdesk: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
Both
Website and in-game support
So if you do not check feedback 
You're not the only one reporting.
Tbh, if you don't have enough evidence don't wait to do something by them
Also they are checking game data too
Not just video evidence
Gotta have proof smh
Well, if there any rule breaking it doesn't mean he will receive ban definitely with perm
It can be with duration
not muchc
yeh
oh ello
:D
Fweh
They are improving the anti cheat system. Also, they are hiring developers for anti cheat coders
can you lend me 5k too π
W leak
ill consider if u ask nicely
Not leak
sir please give me money βοΈ
im a woman
mikasa listeb
write a poem
about me
being
the best mortal alive
also
you must use
omagah misgender cancel him
money
money
money
money

Well, actually you can leave your idea to our helpdesk.
here it is
no 5k for u
@lime magnet don't flood
grrr
Giving air for golds
Money = life
Well done soldier
Air for golds
he didnt call you dumb
1breathe= 10 gold
You're dismissed! @compact blaze
When cheaters can spin and stop time and edit kt
1 BREATHE = 10 GOOLD
he didnt call you dumb, he just told you not to be dumb
Giving air for golds
Who here has daily rewards?
Turan does
Itβs out for some players
Just good gaming chair
Idk whatβs that
Bro switched from heβs boosted to hes goated
How many faces u have
f with
Me
Cry abt it bro

"Sasuke anime phonk beats" how peculiar
You guys have knives?
Two, wanna check em out?
Sure
Lemme post in photos rq π
If i ever get 10 nameless fragments i will get that deagle
I played standoff2 in 2018
Why do Russian players play on the Turkish server instead of the Russian server?
I post my inv in photos
They play on every server and we'll never know why
And 2021
They always win with a delay or the people who come to my team play very badly, I'm very tired of this situation.
WHO GOT MY KARAMBIT
me
GIVE BACK
You sold it for 4G
GIVE BACK
@gloomy iron u gonna be muted if u start begginπ
BROO 1000/10
why dont u open up the fragment cases
Bruh
And how u have 3k coins
How did u even get the gold karambit
And treasure hunter which is the best skin ever created
Saving up intil they stop giving them out. Gonna make it over a 1000 boxes
So they going to become expensive?
How do u get so manu
Many*
Im saving my rare box till it get expensive
α΄΅ α΅α΅βΏ'α΅ α΅α΅ Κ³α΅βΏα΅
Oh ok
U have some tips on how to get gold?

α΄ΉΚΈ α΅αΆαΆα΅α΅βΏα΅ αΆ¦Λ’ α΅Κ³α΅α΅α΅ΚΈ βΏα΅Κ· α΅α΅α΅ αΆα΅α΅α΅Λ‘α΅ α΅αΆ α΅α΅βΏα΅Κ°Λ’
His font changes the more autistic he gets 
U have tips on how to get gold

α΄³α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅α΅ α΅α΅Κ³βΏ α΅Λ‘α΅Λ’Λ’α΅α΅ α΅ΚΈ α΅Κ³α΅α΅Κ°α΅. αΆ αΆ¦βΏα΅ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ αΆα΅Λ‘Λ‘αΆ¦βΏα΅. α΄΅ αΆΚ³α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅αΆ¦βΏα΅
Why u become artistic
Im gril not brother
Girl*
α΄Ύα΅αΆ¦βΏ αΆ¦Λ’ α΅Κ°α΅ α΅α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ α΅α΅Λ’α΅αΆ¦βΏΚΈ. α΄΅α΅ βΏα΅α΅α΅Κ³ Λ‘αΆ¦α΅Λ’ α΅βΏΛ‘α΅Λ’Λ’ ΚΈα΅α΅ αΆΚ³α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅ Κ°α΅Λ‘Λ‘ Λ‘α΅α΅α΅. α΅βΏα΅ Κ·αΆ¦α΅Κ°αΆ¦βΏ α΅Κ°α΅ αΆα΅α΅α΅Λ’ α΅αΆ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ ᴰᴺᴬ Λ‘αΆ¦α΅Λ’ α΅βΏΛ‘αΆ¦α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅α΅ α΅βΏα΅Κ·α΅α΅α΅. α΄΄α΅αΆα΅ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³Λ’α΅Λ‘αΆ α΅βΏα΅ α΅α΅Λ’α΅αΆ¦βΏΚΈ αΆ¦Λ’ αΆ¦βΏ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ Κ°α΅βΏα΅Λ’.
Electrical gril?
@uncut mason Can u accept my friend request?
Yeah lol
You were right, how come?
I have been monitoring for a while
Never changed text font b4
they will always be in the game
Correct 
Playing so2 is even bigger waste of time
talking on here is an even bigger waste of time
Existing in this world is even bigger waste of time
Wanna get some pizza?
Why
Fart
@shadow creek thats why
Thnx for telling @cedar raft
Bwah
@cedar raft no thnx





