💬│english-chat

[opaque iris]

Wine

[lime magnet]

ill give you frontshots

[opaque iris]

Yoo

Wine 🍷

[swift blade]

Thanks

[lament stream]

who up schlining their fiddledeedee.

[lime magnet]

i giggled

[stray violet]

Who else standing their off rn

[opaque iris]

Burger king in an airplane or

[opaque iris]

I'm standing off 2

[stray violet]

WHAT

[lime magnet]

who else sledging rn?

[lament stream]

i'm over here defusing the bomb man i'm a CT as f.

[lime magnet]

ct ez

[opaque iris]

What if they add masks from som to so2

Might give you a disadvantage or sm

[stray violet]

I'm over here planting my bomb I got bullets in my AK rn i'm a t fr

[lime magnet]

bro what

[opaque iris]

Add

Sorry

[stray violet]

Som had masks?

HUH

[lime magnet]

whats som

[opaque iris]

There were masks in standoff multiplayer

[stray violet]

Benefits?

[opaque iris]

Dunno

[lime magnet]

whats standoff multiplayer

[lime magnet]

what r those

[opaque iris]

You'd get them easily

[opaque iris]

Lil bro born today

[stray violet]

[lime magnet]

i needa eep

[opaque iris]

The masks were cool

Some fit past season styles

[alpine bluff]

Heh..thats right lil bro

Blud

🗿🍷

[lime magnet]

💀

[alpine bluff]

When will yall let go of lil bro

[opaque iris]

Sigma nation unite

[opaque iris]

Lil blud

[lime magnet]

😭

[alpine bluff]

Ok

[opaque iris]

Is that better?

[lime magnet]

youre fat

[opaque iris]

Fits the name

[lime magnet]

ill show you what the dragon can do

😼

[stray violet]

Walmart officially accepts FreakPay from now on⚠️🚨🚨⚠️‼️

[lime magnet]

freakoff?

[lament stream]

#CREAMERnation.

[stray violet]

Counter freaks

[opaque iris]

#CreamNation

I'm so used to cs2 I can't aim on standoff 2

Pretty much

[lime magnet]

cs2 is so bad ngl

[opaque iris]

I enjoy it

somewhat

[lime magnet]

hek

[opaque iris]

Neither games have anticheat

[lime magnet]

nah bro i got back to cs bought knives and made a nice inventory and then cs2 drops and ruins the fun:(

its just crappy

i dont like

[verbal imp]

Real

[opaque iris]

Add zeus to ct only

[verbal imp]

Please don't actually take his suggestion

[lime magnet]

guys

125 million usd

are you gulping shreks magic wand?

[opaque iris]

They take 0 suggestions from players

[opaque iris]

Hell yeah

[lime magnet]

no shame in it bro just wants the manstick

😭

[verbal imp]

Well a few of my suggestions actually got added to the game

[opaque iris]

it's 125 million usd?

[verbal imp]

🤷‍♂️

[lime magnet]

cap

[opaque iris]

For Romania it's like 600++ milion

I'm set for life

[verbal imp]

I suggested custom games

[opaque iris]

Yes

I am

(muhhamed avdol)

[verbal imp]

Ugh idk what were my other suggestions

[opaque iris]

I suggested anti afk like last winter

Probably not the first to do this tho

[verbal imp]

Dang I was actually gonna respond to that msg too

Got nuked rip

[opaque iris]

If we got match replays it'd be pretty useful

For competitive

[verbal imp]

It would be

Dont be hopefully for ir

[rugged trail]

True

But then servers will be 🥔

More than now

[zinc sun]

Hyy

[crimson trench]

guys why my battle pass is not updating???

i ve did all of the missions and im still at tier 2

[maiden ore]

0.2

Lmao

[opaque iris]

Create a conversation at the standoff 2 help site

[silk kraken]

Check your private messages, please

[gilded flower]

makes sense why everyone hates so2 now

[sour star]

😭

[terse surge]

Anyone else here use acceleration? If so what’s your sens.

[cedar raft]

No its bad

[terse surge]

Without it the game feels sluggish

I do pretty well with it

[cedar raft]

With it aim goes right over the target

messes up my muscle memory

[terse surge]

Not really for me

What would you recommend instead

[cedar raft]

i use 2.59 sens

[terse surge]

Maybe on tablet that feels alright? What do you play on?

[cedar raft]

ipad

[terse surge]

Yeah I’m in my phone so that wouldn’t feel right for me.

[sour star]

11 or 12.9?

[terse surge]

Every time i come back i always mess up my sens lol

[cedar raft]

8th gen

[sour star]

11 or 12.9

[cedar raft]

11

[sour star]

larger screen

than mr

me

i have 12.9

[cedar raft]

Yh

[neat agate]

How are y'all enjoying the new season

[lament stream]

it's pretty bad so far.

[neat agate]

I don't know about that

Why do you think that

Have you not been hitting shots lately

[lament stream]

idk i don't like the game.

[cedar raft]

There been better

[neat agate]

Competitive games just aren't for everyone

[lament stream]

i mean, it's not really a good game anyways.

the servers feels like season 6.

[neat agate]

Don't blame the game, blame the player

[lament stream]

???

bro?

[opaque iris]

what did I just read

[neat agate]

Although the map new rust looks really outdated

[opaque iris]

Losing brain activity by the moment

[neat agate]

It doesn't look modern

[opaque iris]

It overall is pretty.. bad

[neat agate]

Everything else is great though

Loving the new 1v1 rank

I'm sure they'll make rust look appealing soon

[opaque iris]

I love 1v1 cheaters

[lament stream]

mmmm yes.

[opaque iris]

Hell Naw

[neat agate]

Those are loooosers

[opaque iris]

Wait sorry

I mean

Yeah sure they will!

[lament stream]

don't balance the map, just make it pretty.

[neat agate]

Axelbolt always delivers

[opaque iris]

I can't wait

[lament stream]

very logical.

[opaque iris]

exactly, you need to get a promotion!

[neat agate]

Ngl T Side has too many corners to clear on rust

[opaque iris]

We love axlebolt

[neat agate]

I really love them

[lament stream]

ahhh i see.

yeah axlebolt is great.

[neat agate]

One of them told me we will cuddle

😻

[lament stream]

also love the new skins, very good.

[opaque iris]

I can't wait for them to change sakura too next season

[neat agate]

The skins are kind of mid

Sakura shouldn't even be meant for defuse, its all flat!

[lament stream]

oh yeah the new maps/map reworks are amazing.

looking forward to it!!!!

[neat agate]

I love reworks, thank you Axlebolt

[opaque iris]

I love having so many skins in one update, with few quality of life changes

[lament stream]

yeah, it's the best!

[neat agate]

We got a whole new map with 1v1 ranked and reworks

[lament stream]

it shows how much they care about the state of the game.

[neat agate]

You just suck

At so2

[opaque iris]

Fr

I suck so bad

[neat agate]

We 1v1ed ik

[opaque iris]

I love how they made province better every time and the game got better from that point on

[neat agate]

I forgot about province, I need to try it

[lament stream]

me when Dune.

[neat agate]

That makes no sense

[opaque iris]

Province 1 was okay, province 2 was good province 3 basically the same current one is bad 👍

[neat agate]

You just wanted to use that sticker

😭

[lament stream]

it does make sense.

[neat agate]

😭😭

[opaque iris]

I swear if next season they rework another map I'm losing it

Make a new map for once

[neat agate]

I hope they rework another map

[opaque iris]

Yeah same

[neat agate]

Yall can't handle changes or what

[opaque iris]

A rework on sandstone is necessary, I have been losing to many matches

[lament stream]

i can't tell if we're still being sarcastic or not.

[neat agate]

That's not a sandatone problem

[opaque iris]

Shh the pigeons hear us

[neat agate]

[opaque iris]

[lament stream]

gov drones.

axlebolt drones, even.

[opaque iris]

The rocks are moving? 🐸

[neat agate]

I'm not sarcastic

[lament stream]

pill time brb.

[opaque iris]

I am

[neat agate]

Everything I said is love for so2

Crocs!!

I'm unbanned after a week, thank you axelbolt

[alpine bluff]

Did excalation get removed

[opaque iris]

From the game?

[alpine bluff]

Hello vro

[neat agate]

I forgot about escalation

You still playing so2?

[alpine bluff]

Yea

[neat agate]

I can't find you on my friends list

[alpine bluff]

Escalation my beloved

[neat agate]

That's sweet

[alpine bluff]

Did you remove me?

[alpine bluff]

I have all my friends

[opaque iris]

No, they saw we loved the gamemode so much and it was not buggy at all they decided to put it in a gamemode rotation. Every 24 hours you have a chance to play escalation. While you wait go play the best gamemode Duel 2v2

[neat agate]

No, did you change your name

[alpine bluff]

No

The same

Js send me a req again

[neat agate]

What's your name

Okay, ID please

[alpine bluff]

111891624

[opaque iris]

Pacient 406 vril

[tawdry stump]

Anyone have iPad here ?

Because I need help

I got the new iPad but my FPS is coming very low

It’s on 120Fps but I’m getting 102 or 110

Can anyone help?

[cedar raft]

[neat agate]

Maybe I can help

[lament stream]

honestly quite concerning.

[rich crow]

Is your iPad overheating?

[neat agate]

Nope, #1 Axlebolt fan

[opaque iris]

Did they give up on the channel release notes? #📋│release-notes

[tawdry stump]

No

[devout bobcat]

He’s acoustic

[cedar raft]

[inner sail]

My iPad. 10th gen overheats

And consumes more battery than codm

[rich crow]

Oh I see

[neat agate]

Sigma

[alpine bluff]

Flip dragon glass lowk fire

Really nice actually

[tawdry stump]

Can anyone help?

[neat agate]

I offered you help but you said nothing

[tawdry stump]

Sure, you can help

I did not read your message 😊

[cedar raft]

What in the sigma is that name

[neat agate]

Do you like it 😎

[neat agate]

bombaclat

I'm not a furry

[cedar raft]

[neat agate]

No cap 😎

My man will tell you

[cedar raft]

[neat agate]

Dead homies

@errant junco he will tell you

That's my hubba bubba boyfriend

[devout bobcat]

@mellow rover nab better be back from the dead

[cedar raft]

[neat agate]

🫵😎

[devout bobcat]

Skizz

[wanton zodiac]

If you have lag, ranked duels suck

Nice

Never playing that again in my life

[neat agate]

No it dont

[wanton zodiac]

I mean, you like getting killed behind walls and playing against stop motion player models?

I don't think so

[chrome finch]

hello im new here

[lament stream]

don't bother to argue with him.

[wanton zodiac]

Ah

Imagine defending a company that gives you no money whatsoever

Lmao

[lament stream]

and even worse, it only cares about taking it from others while offering a subpar service in return.

[devout bobcat]

I was that kid back then
Now I touch grass profusely

[solar geyser]

Bro lost his skills

[tawdry stump]

Can anyone help?

[wanton zodiac]

Skill issue

Dunno a single bit about apple

[devout bobcat]

You might wanna check if your fps limiter is set to low

[wanton zodiac]

Yea, I regret spending like 100 dollars or more on skins

[neat agate]

Pee mod so2

[neat agate]

Cap

Axlebolt is amazing 😻

[silk kraken]

Check your pirvate messages, please

[devout bobcat]

Sometimes a honest silly mistake can happen, I dropped my bike once while doing a uturn

That was embarrassing

[wanton zodiac]

Also no wonder the game sucks, it's made in unity

[errant junco]

Don't ever disrespect unity like that again

[wanton zodiac]

I liked the game when I bought gold to buy skins lol

[cedar raft]

"Silly"

[wanton zodiac]

Unity is not made with tac shooters in mind

Atleast I don't thing so

[neat agate]

Thank you for the 5k gold, I will behave

[errant junco]

Used to ac tbh

[neat agate]

Doom is my boyfriend btw

[errant junco]

HELL NO

CAP

[devout bobcat]

Shadow fight

[neat agate]

Why are we still hiding it for 😭

They don't even care

[devout bobcat]

Almost 5 pm, gotta get home bye

[wanton zodiac]

As I said, not disrespecting unity, just I don't think the game is made well IN unity

[neat agate]

He got muted

[neat agate]

Bye bye

[silk kraken]

Don't get into an accident

[neat agate]

I love you ax

[devout bobcat]

“Came work late, went home early” (basically me)

[neat agate]

Is ax famous or somethinf

Talk to me trucker

[cedar raft]

He is the "goat" after all

[neat agate]

Is ax the cat in the pfp

That's literally so cute

[chrome patio]

Devs why does 230 ping feel like 400 ping

I used to be able to carry but rn the registration is absolutely 0

[cedar raft]

Yeah who else would that be

[chrome patio]

And constantly teleporting now

[devout bobcat]

Vc

[neat agate]

I'm sure axlebolt will haddle this situation

[silk kraken]

Can't right now

[neat agate]

I love you ax

[verbal imp]

Now what this suppose to mean

[wanton zodiac]

Stop motion or teleportation

[neat agate]

Only people who can't handle comp hate so2

[chrome patio]

Huh

[wanton zodiac]

Either way

[neat agate]

Like ram

And arty

[chrome patio]

Go allies rn?

USA

[neat agate]

tbey both bots

[wanton zodiac]

Wat

[neat agate]

typo

They both got it

[chrome patio]

Allies?

[neat agate]

I'm about to shower broo

[chrome patio]

Ugh

So In how long can h

U

[neat agate]

Duude why didn't you ask earlier

I had 100%, now im at 20

And probably gonna be at 5 when i come out

[lament stream]

he's trolling.

[neat agate]

How am I trolling

This anime guy bro

😭

[chrome patio]

Put it on charger while ur showrirng

[neat agate]

I'm watching BTD Battles

[chrome patio]

Bruh

[boreal pike]

hi

[lament stream]

lmaooooo.

[chrome patio]

Bro doesn’t wanna admit he’s watching femboy stuff

[lament stream]

might be true.

[chrome patio]

Femboy cosplay

[shy vortex]

Guys x ray or shatter gloves for dragon glass karambit

[cedar raft]

god tier

[noble ermine]

x ray

but the servers are working rn?

cuz some hours ago they weren't

[shy vortex]

They also match dark shiver stiletto?

Cuz for the stiletto shatter would be better but idk

[narrow stream]

Someone wanna play ?

[noble ermine]

yup even the bayo shiver

[shy vortex]

Nice

[prime heron]

any working promocode?

[cedar raft]

SO2FURY

[analog bramble]

the reforged badges are sick

[sour star]

ngl they do

only thing good abt the update

[neat agate]

How are yall doing

[neat agate]

There's a lot to appreciate

[neat agate]

You told me you dress as a femboy for money

[chrome patio]

I don’t

[neat agate]

I do

[chrome patio]

And I don’t have anyone to send photos too

[neat agate]

[chrome patio]

No buyers

[neat agate]

Very easy

[mellow rover]

Nab is d e d

[keen moss]

Anyone allies rust ?

Just 1 win

[unkempt ruin]

It's kinda crazy how not many care about the patterned skins in so2. But understandable. They could have made it a thing but they just had to suck at giving people what they want

You know bro

[keen moss]

I just wanna play u hit me with an essay 😂😂😂

[unkempt ruin]

You see the joke

[keen moss]

Damn

[unkempt ruin]

I'm pro discordian

💯💯

[keen moss]

Nice

[unkempt ruin]

Ya

[alpine bluff]

They are mid

Only good for rarity

In rest they are bad

[keen moss]

Anyone allies rust ?

[alpine bluff]

You cant order them

Or else you gotta hope for smt good

This is why they are bad

[haughty dove]

🤨

just pay overpay

[unkempt ruin]

I own a few

[marble stirrup]

Hi guys

Whats up

[crisp frigate]

Update is cool and all

but

Call outs when?

[alpine bluff]

200 gold extra or even 300?

No thanks

[robust cypress]

looking for customs for allies

[keen moss]

Go rust

[robust cypress]

Do someone won't?

[keen moss]

18970219

[robust cypress]

Me ?

[sinful hinge]

guys how to trade?

[robust cypress]

Idk

[sinful hinge]

should i invest 400gold for trading?

[keen moss]

Go bro
Id : 18970219

[robust cypress]

Oke

[keen moss]

@robust cypress send friend

Request

[echo leaf]

Anyone play allies

[mellow ingot]

Yo

[narrow stream]

Someone allies ?

[narrow stream]

Wanna ?

[nocturne willow]

[rugged cedar]

m60 no longer in tdm

game feels perfect

[echo leaf]

Come

15175356

ID

@narrow stream

[unkempt ruin]

Yo is clans a pc thing?

[narrow stream]

Yes

[opaque vector]

sup chipi chipi chapa chapa gang

[mellow ingot]

Fr best thing in this update

[gleaming willow]

Zamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[solar flare]

this game has the poorest balance ever

ranked duel gets you matched up with someonr who has 1.8k hours, while i have under 200

super fair game guys👍👍👍👍

[gleaming willow]

You fight the best to beat the best out of the best

[solar flare]

except im gettim destroyed and have no chance

[opaque iris]

When I play competitive and I don't have rank I get matched up against elites masters and legends

Doesn't sound fair to me

[solar flare]

makes no sense

[narrow stream]

Xd

[solar flare]

makes the game wack

[narrow stream]

Someone wanna allies ?

[opaque iris]

The game doesn't have matchmaking or anticheat

[solar flare]

im done with this game for now

[opaque iris]

It just connects you to people

That want to play

[solar flare]

very poor system

[opaque iris]

Very poor is little to be said

[solar flare]

best way to put it, if i say it other way im getting silenced

[cedar raft]

Polish dancing cow?

[red pulsar]

Hi everyone

[opaque iris]

I forgot rule 5 exists

Oh well

Where's the proof I broke that rule

[silk kestrel]

Someone send me the old default standoff button position code

[wind path]

Better than hackers amirite 💀🤣

[opaque iris]

I have 2 matches in a similar or pretty much the exact same situation where my teammates are hacking but we still lose.

Imagine sucking so bad you cheat and still lose against Elite or Legend

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324062-i-was-scammed-can-you-help-me

[dry nova]

Are they only exclusive to ios players ? android players don't play with them ?

As far as i know ios and android players play on the same server with each other so hows that related

[blissful nimbus]

can any one give me pc sensitivity for standoff

[dry nova]

Romanian guys always wanna report someone

[rich crow]

wassup guy, Could someone please leave me with -7 golds instead of -600g

[boreal pike]

they can report rule breakers, i dont see anything wrong about it

and you just told you did it to an admin

good job mate

wait for ax

he will help you

[silk kraken]

Check your private messages

[rapid umbra]

They cant restore anything, if its gone then ur unlucky

[steep rock]

why u want it to not be rare

it will make nameless skins prices go down

They wont

Let it stay 50k

bc nameless skins are rarest

u wont get them otherway

[golden quarry]

Ok guys who comes to a ranked match

[desert hatch]

goofy skins

yea that looks good

[opaque iris]

Instead of making a good update they showing us skin sets?

[frail mountain]

how many u have

[golden quarry]

Many what

[frail mountain]

people

[golden quarry]

I'm alone

[boreal pike]

you shall die

[frail mountain]

not playing 2v5

[golden quarry]

Where are you from

[frail mountain]

ro

[rich crow]

Could someone help me get -7 golds?

[desert hatch]

-7?

[frail mountain]

mhm

[rich crow]

You want to lose 7 gold?

[rich crow]

(I have -600g, lol)

[boreal pike]

ah

[opaque iris]

#🇷🇴│română

[rich crow]

I have -600g, -7 wouldn't be too much

[opaque iris]

deștepților

[boreal pike]

he ignored me and started to break the rules 😔

[frail mountain]

ntnt

[golden quarry]

No

[boreal pike]

what even is ntnt

[frail mountain]

nice try

two times

[thick niche]

hi

[rich crow]

@cedar raft Ganymede better

Guys

Where to see how many charm from season 7?

really?

i've been opening revengers bruh

How do I sell a dragon rise charm?

It's a season charm

Can't sell those

[boreal pike]

you cant sell season charms

[rich crow]

and how do I get -7g instead of -600?

[boreal pike]

what do you mean?

[rich crow]

I think they refunded gold

Wait no

[rich crow]

I have -607g and I have no money (I didn't refund anything)

[boreal pike]

where is the king pepe pfp though

[cedar raft]

why did you shut down the DEA

[rich crow]

I had to

And I told you so

[cedar raft]

They send me to the moon

[rich crow]

CIA is just better

[boreal pike]

i have no idea

[rich crow]

Bro got transferred to NASA

[rich crow]

Seems like a question for ax

[cedar raft]

fr

[opaque iris]

Who pinged me?

[rich crow]

@silk kraken hey bro

[cedar raft]

Me

[silk kraken]

Send me your in-game ID in private, please

[opaque iris]

alr

[rich crow]

I did mb

[marble stirrup]

Hi

[opaque iris]

oh nvm

[boreal pike]

hello

[rich crow]

sonic?

[opaque iris]

I ain't trusting none of y'all

[marble stirrup]

Whats up bro

[rich crow]

the guy replied to me in 5 seconds

[boreal pike]

doing great, what about you?

[boreal pike]

mario

[marble stirrup]

Im fine brother

[rich crow]

Bowser

[boreal pike]

princess peach

[marble stirrup]

Im sitting in the home and watching to tv

[rich crow]

done

[rich crow]

Sonic?

[marble stirrup]

Im now learn English man @boreal pike

Good?

[rich crow]

flash

[marble stirrup]

No no

A train baby

[boreal pike]

what?

[marble stirrup]

One minute pls

[marble stirrup]

I'm learning English now

How do you think I am?

[rich crow]

Turkish

[boreal pike]

i mean

you still have a lot to learn

[rich crow]

at least he didn't try to learn Portuguese

[marble stirrup]

Yes I know

I understand the texts but I cannot speak

[boreal pike]

that has nothing to do with learning english

he is trying to learn the global language and you are mentioning a complete different language

[rich crow]

Maybe this time try not to get fired

[boreal pike]

let him start with the most important one

[tacit totem]

Any mods on?

[boreal pike]

did he say iamgine to his boss when he got fired??

[rich crow]

Turan or ax

[boreal pike]

@bronze grove

[tacit totem]

Cheers

Sent him a pm

[bronze grove]

What's wrong?

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[tacit totem]

I'll tell u in pms since I need to send a ss

[boreal pike]

uh

what is a pm?

[silk kraken]

private message

[boreal pike]

right

people mostly say dm instead of pm so i keep forgetting it

[rich crow]

It's crazy I knew you in 2021

[boreal pike]

did this server even exist in 2021

[rich crow]

Yes

[tacit totem]

Hopefully he's gonna fix my game 🙂

[neat ferry]

@silk kraken will it be possible to sell containers this season as well from pass?

[outer valley]

[boreal pike]

hi

[neat ferry]

@outer valley hello Nuno Mendes

[neat ferry]

Thanks my man

I didnt see that in patch notes not readed well

[marble stirrup]

Hi

My name is Burak guys

@boreal pike whats up

[boreal pike]

hi

[boreal pike]

nice to meet you burak, how are you doing?

[marble stirrup]

Im fine bro. What about you?

[gleaming willow]

Game has improved so good, wish they add the baseball mode like they did for their anniversary

[boreal pike]

im doing fine too, thanks for asking

@marble stirrup what are you doing right now?

[marble stirrup]

Im sitting in the home

[outer valley]

hai

[outer valley]

hallo

[marble stirrup]

And watching to Mertcan Bahar

[neat ferry]

Wsup

[boreal pike]

who is mertcan bahar?

[marble stirrup]

A famous youtuber

[nocturne willow]

no

[boreal pike]

what type of videos does he make?

[marble stirrup]

Vlog and funy moments

[boreal pike]

so you are into vlogs

[marble stirrup]

yes usually

[boreal pike]

can you tell me the other youtubers you watch?

[marble stirrup]

I usually watch cewohere

[inner cypress]

Mr beast

Jk

[boreal pike]

@marble stirrup what video games do you play?

[marble stirrup]

Yes. I play standoff 2, pes, mobile legends

[unkempt ruin]

Okay🤔

[worldly nymph]

Where do I do a report

[gleaming willow]

It's bad compared to what it was back in 2018 and 2020

[worldly nymph]

Somone logged onto my account and sold all my valuables at a cheap price

Bro.

[gleaming willow]

I did that

Rip your skins

[steel osprey]

[outer valley]

someone who u gave him the login .-

[worldly nymph]

I didnt

[steel osprey]

[worldly nymph]

Wait

[inner cypress]

💀

[outer valley]

U did indirectly prob

[worldly nymph]

He told me to link ZK for a tournament or some thing

He was persistent

[steel osprey]

Any clan wanna scrim 19pt?

[inner cypress]

What did you get

[outer valley]

VK?

[worldly nymph]

Waking me up at 12 am

[worldly nymph]

Yeah?

[outer valley]

xd thats why

[worldly nymph]

Some Russian app or something

[outer valley]

u have him a secondary login

to your acc

[worldly nymph]

Dammit

[outer valley]

its facebook but russian

[unkempt charm]

who is admin in the game??

[inner cypress]

You cooked bro

[worldly nymph]

He also left the server

[void bronze]

lmao

[outer valley]

ITEMS*

[void bronze]

thats the most obvious scam ever

[inner cypress]

How did the hacker got on your acc

[worldly nymph]

I guess by zk

[inner cypress]

Wow

[outer valley]

XD ye

[outer valley]

from vk

[worldly nymph]

He woke me up at 12 am begging me to do it

[inner cypress]

Not to be mean

[outer valley]

cuz he linked

[inner cypress]

But you stupid

[void bronze]

LMAO

[worldly nymph]

Atleast he didn't sell my dragon glass deagle

[void bronze]

true that

[worldly nymph]

Fair

[void bronze]

dont listen to anyone telling what to do with your account man

[inner cypress]

Fr

[opaque iris]

I bought legendary Fun and sun sticker for 7 gold, will I make profit?

Yeah

[cedar raft]

Yeah

[opaque iris]

That's how long I'm planning to wait

[inner cypress]

Bro image you played that for 3 years but you got someting

[void bronze]

5 more years it would be 10 gold

[cedar raft]

Change ur acc passwords to ilovegummies

[void bronze]

real

[opaque iris]

Too poor

[opaque iris]

I can get the gold back 🤑

[void bronze]

real

[opaque iris]

Your item sold on steam marketplace for 0.03

[void bronze]

📈

[inner cypress]

Fr

[cedar raft]

And don't forget to dm me your emails

Fr

Safest option

[inner cypress]

Hey can i jingles your balls

[worldly nymph]

Dude he told me in the context of a tournament and wouldn't stop crying about it

[cedar raft]

Ayo

[inner cypress]

Just unfriended her or him idk

[cedar raft]

The only jingling happening here is the jingling of the bells

[inner cypress]

Ty bro

[outer valley]

an tourney would never ask u to link smth to your acc xd

[inner cypress]

Bros cursed

💀

[cedar raft]

[inner cypress]

Nmn

Ez

Ok

[worldly nymph]

I didnt know

Oh well

[inner cypress]

Bros fr santa

[inner cypress]

Bros late to text

[tidal cliff]

Tf why is rust so ugly map now

[inner cypress]

Nu uh

Fr fr

[tidal cliff]

It's so ugly idk rust better

[inner cypress]

Fr

I gtg

Back

[frigid osprey]

Can any1 log in via fb rn

[inner cypress]

Why

[frigid osprey]

Stopped working after update

[inner cypress]

I cant

Sorry bro

[drowsy isle]

Guys set for Sting cyan

[inner cypress]

Bros all left

[unkempt ruin]

Mid knife👀

"Pelagia"

[boreal pike]

rare picture of me

[silk kraken]

Check your private messages, please

[tropic roost]

"send me your email and password" ahhh moment

[upbeat oracle]

Yo wsp

[spice slate]

What collectian i getting removed

??

I mean going

[upbeat oracle]

What collection is going to get removed?*

[rich crow]

fable

[outer valley]

they will announce it.-. when the time comes

[inner cypress]

Fr

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[solemn pollen]

Guys anyone play in HK server?

[solemn pollen]

Is it though?

[feral otter]

Bro thw dam hackers

[opaque iris]

What if no one reports hackers, and they start appearing really often and the devs see 🤔

Hypothetical

I do not support / condone the use of hacks, or teaming with cheaters in standoff 2, in any gamemode or the downloading of software used in gaining unfair advantages ❗

[rich crow]

@cedar relic

[slate pumice]

how much bro

what's your price

me too

$?

bruh

I am poor

no needed

I cant

I'm nothing

I've been interested

and disturb u

[noble ermine]

you know you can't sell that type of things right?

@rich crow

#📖│server-rules

[slate pumice]

now he is on trouble

bruh

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[slate pumice]

life can't change sometimes

[rich crow]

Look who we have here...

Wb

🐴

[slate pumice]

all I need in my age is wife, kids, apartment

But I don't want it

all I want is die

[noble ermine]

chill homie

[slate pumice]

but I will die sometime,not it isn't the right time

I planned that

[unkempt ruin]

It's incredible how stupid some players are in Defuse. They would need to go to school and study so2 just to actually make a positive impact to the match. The only thing some are useful for is to act as a distraction decoy player so i can catch em of guard

[slate pumice]

no one can't stop it

[brittle knoll]

nice peeping

[rich crow]

True

[brittle knoll]

🦕

i am 5 months carnivore

[noble ermine]

is defuse what do you expect 😂

[slate pumice]

Just report them

[rich crow]

🐪

[noble ermine]

🐉

[brittle knoll]

nice back hurtage

nice carnivore

🐓

[unkempt ruin]

And the most annoying ppl are those that deliberaty tries to piss off the enemy team by using graphic sexual profile pictures and yap in the ingame chat

[brittle knoll]

i am here to tell you that herbivores are actually true omnivores

as they can also eat meat

🐔
🤝

[noble ermine]

hmm 🫏

[brittle knoll]

they have enzymes for breaking down animal fats and proteins

apart from the ones for plant matter

they are just not good hunters

[rich crow]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[brittle knoll]

randle cycle states fats and carbs should not mix

🦕

[noble ermine]

they should go pro or smh

[unkempt ruin]

Also players named "demon"

How do they exist with themself are they even alive

[noble ermine]

hard to say

[unkempt ruin]

Im fuming

[rich crow]

I once seen someone with 1200hrs and a 1.02 kd

[noble ermine]

they are more 🥦

[unkempt ruin]

Peak brainrot

[brittle knoll]

they eat leftovers of small animals

i mean unalived ones

[noble ermine]

i got 630 and .80kd😂

[brittle knoll]

they occasionally eat meat (deer do for example)

[noble ermine]

that's new to me

[brittle knoll]

i didn't make anything up

as long as a living being has enzymes for breaking down animal fats and proteins, they can

and because they're not good hunters and also have enzymes for plants, they can do that, it's convenient

[rich crow]

I bet you have a 4.0 GPA

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[noble ermine]

already got his diploma

[brittle knoll]

in internet study yes

🐓

[noble ermine]

national geography type thing

[unkempt ruin]

I think i have once seen you in a another server long time ago.. back then you made no sense either. I went after you big time

[rich crow]

Bro already has his doctorate degree at 20

[brittle knoll]

we don't have enzymes for plant digestion, just for carbs, animal fats, animal proteins and lactose sometimes (maybe more but i didn't check)

[noble ermine]

fr he had beaten the sistem

[brittle knoll]

thus, we are not herbivores and can at best use carbs for fuel when real food is sparse ☝️ 🐔

as our ability to digest plants is limited

[opaque iris]

Hi everyone

[noble ermine]

hi be quiet our class has started

[brittle knoll]

the short chain fatty acids we get from the bacteria fermenting some of the fibers in plants, can also be attained from saturated fat/animal fat

☝️🐔🫴

[opaque iris]

What class

[brittle knoll]

biochemistry

🐡🐓

[rich crow]

I wish I was muted for 4 days but Turan only did 3hrs 😞

[brittle knoll]

burning calories to lose weight isn't a thing

because if you only eat protein and fat, the same amount of "calories" as you'd do with carbs, the differnece is you don't gain body fat

even less when you eat exclusively fat

gaining body fat is a chemical process that happens exclusively with the help of glucose

[rich crow]

L glucose

[brittle knoll]

☝️🦕

[unkempt ruin]

This is standoff 2 server

Are we aware?

[noble ermine]

tbh this is more entertaining than high school 😂

[rich crow]

Truly

[brittle knoll]

the body can produce its own glucose, at a steady level, similarly to adding fiber to sugars/carbs (which are supposed to slow down its absorption)

but from other sources than ingested glucose/carbs

[opaque iris]

i want to say something but dunno what

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[opaque iris]

Ts completely off any possible topic in this channel lol

[unkempt ruin]

Have you played so2 today?

[brittle knoll]

back to hibernation

cheers

[opaque iris]

Yes

[unkempt ruin]

See it as every time @brittle knoll is nervous he farts emojis (it's trauma based coping mechanism)

[noble ermine]

perhaps our teacher has an server when we can continue our classes?

[still ocean]

hello

[unkempt ruin]

Yo

[opaque iris]

Hi

[noble ermine]

psychologi? when is our class starting

[still ocean]

how u doin

[unkempt ruin]

I remember you from yesterday
Ur not on my good side
No trust

Anyways..

[noble ermine]

tbh i don't remember but 🫶

[still ocean]

guys i need u to help me with something about my gmail

[opaque iris]

Like what?

Be careful and don't send sensitive information

[still ocean]

i type the right data and i got in like in a whole new account

[unkempt ruin]

Let me remind you.
You and two other amped each other up with bad behaviors and unbleached it on the ppl

[opaque iris]

?..

[still ocean]

Can u go dm

[opaque iris]

Uh sure

[cedar raft]

I thought you left

[noble ermine]

huh

wait fr?

damn

[unkempt ruin]

Lowkey yeah

[noble ermine]

then srry it wasn't intentional i don't really remember much from yesterday 🫶

[unkempt ruin]

It's okay

[olive plover]

any tips for duel guys?

I am quite literally getting cooked

[unkempt ruin]

I dunno walls are your best friend and gun-game

Keep them both close..

[olive plover]

idk I have great games in competitive and allies

I got 1.5 and 1.7 kd in them

in duels it's 1.1

[unkempt ruin]

✨Standoff 2 server✨

Chat

[sand sluice]

anyone mm

[pliant sequoia]

I got question, I got Xiaomi 14, when I play So2 my fps drops from 120 to 90 why tho?

[opaque iris]

You disconnected from Internet issues I believe

Blame the wifi : )

[pliant sequoia]

Ye

I'm gonna send you dm

I mean I got 120hz I reset battery every time I log in into So2 then it's randomly turns on 90

Idk 90 fps is not that smooth like 120 tho

[unkempt ruin]

Have y'all noticed more or less frame drops since the season 8 update?

I must agree

✨standoff 2 server✨ y'all at home ground again. Had to fight some demons to get here

I'm so happy

[pliant sequoia]

Ur cooked xD

[hot tangle]

trading when ',:)

[opaque iris]

Hope I was of help. Good luck on recovering your account.

[unkempt ruin]

Fr

[opaque iris]

Get a uhh what was it called

Use an adapter

You don't have altex

Electronic store

Wait i think altex is romania only

[uneven seal]

What Romania

Me im in. Romania

[unkempt ruin]

I think bro is in romania chat

[sour star]

the game is actually unplayavle

unplayable

[uneven seal]

Idk

Bilitz

[sour star]

after new UI i just freeze every 3mins

[uneven seal]

U are player of standoff ?

[rich crow]

Server issues?

[uneven seal]

Howmuch g u have

[sour star]

yeah those aswell

[fiery fable]

look at photos, hackers are ruining the game

[rich crow]

I cant play in hk cus they keep kicking me out

[uneven seal]

Omg

[opaque iris]

Hk?

[uneven seal]

Me im poor

[opaque iris]

Ok

Me too

[rich crow]

And i be playing with 999ms

[opaque iris]

Are you gonna beg davidutz?

[uneven seal]

I have 1 skin wxp

[fiery fable]

yeah

[rich crow]

I have whole collection with 999ms lol

[uneven seal]

No

[rich crow]

Hong kong

[uneven seal]

Im talking

[opaque iris]

Îmi faci ciorba?

[uneven seal]

Baaa

Și român ?

[opaque iris]

Brain stopped working

[uneven seal]

Ej român ?

[rich crow]

Also teleporting with 70ms

[rich crow]

Very normal

[opaque iris]

Yes I am. But get romanian role and speak Romanian in #🇷🇴│română

In this channel we should be communicating in English

[uneven seal]

Zice ca N am acces

[rich crow]

70 but teleporting just like 900 yk

Or then i just got disconnected immediately

[uneven seal]

Says me îs without acces

[rich crow]

Like from 60ms to 1k

Its up and down

[uneven seal]

@cass

[rich crow]

Unplayable

[uneven seal]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

?

Check mine too

[uneven seal]

Îs says without acces

[rich crow]

And guess what it’s like that every matches

[opaque iris]

You have eee big problem david? Xd

[opaque iris]

Contact mods if you lose Access to your account

[rich crow]

Ig he doesnt know english

U should help him

[uneven seal]

I did

But no answering

[opaque iris]

Good day to be a romanian

[uneven seal]

I dmed to mariha

Who îs mods

Idk

[rich crow]

@valid hornet every round i have to suffer with those lagg

[opaque iris]

No don't dm

[uneven seal]

How i should contact

?

[opaque iris]

Nush cata engleza stii

Nu putem vorbi română aici. Obține roluri pentru canal in limba română. Se supara moderatorii

[uneven seal]

Ztou