💬│english-chat

[peak sorrel]

Hi everyone

[dry nova]

Guess he was right

[compact blaze]

[rich crow]

Who do you think allows drugs in?

DEA ain't nothing

[cedar raft]

Keeping us in the business i see

[rich crow]

We're the reason you still get a check

Enjoy it

(while it lasts)

[glass mason]

How do you become a member of smt like your from CIA?

[cedar raft]

[cedar raft]

you gotta go to america and live there for 30 years

[glass mason]

Good enough

[cedar raft]

and then apply for DEA

[rich crow]

You have to embezzle 10m+

[glass mason]

Nice

[rich crow]

CIA better

[cedar raft]

DIA better

[glass mason]

What about I give you some special leaves and you let me in?

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[glass mason]

Its called basil dw

[cedar raft]

Hell nah

[glass mason]

Hmmm

[cedar raft]

you gonna snatch all of the drugs we consu- keep as evidence

[glass mason]

What about 69 cents

[rich crow]

Just start tax evasion

[cedar raft]

Or buy drugs legally

[rich crow]

Only illegal if you get caught

[glass mason]

Xe

Xd

[cedar raft]

Just hit me up when you do it alright?

[glass mason]

Well, kind of done

[cedar raft]

Oh?

[terse surge]

Has anyone opened any cases

[cedar raft]

I will kindly request you to drop your location in the chat

[glass mason]

Got some special sugar from my cousin, he said he cooked it so its legal then, right?

[unkempt ruin]

Chat's wiildin 😬

[cedar raft]

Yeah yeah buddy

[cedar raft]

ofc it is

[unkempt ruin]

Yep

[rich crow]

Join the CIA

[terse surge]

All the kids are quiet now

[cedar raft]

join the DEA

[unkempt ruin]

Stands for?

Dm

[cedar raft]

Drug Enforcement Administration

[rich crow]

No, biggest scam since 1789

[rich crow]

Central intelligence agency

We da best

[cedar raft]

No

We da best

[compact blaze]

Yeah yeah, we're the best

[unkempt ruin]

[rich crow]

You want to join?

[cedar raft]

Join me

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

Never join the DEA

They're unreliable

[tough pendant]

What if im a spy trying to catch mr firework seller in 4k

[glass mason]

Should I spend $3 for nitro to join or?

[rich crow]

Up to you

But

[cedar raft]

At least we have some fun over here

[rich crow]

With the CIA you don't need nitro

[cedar raft]

With all the evidence

[cedar raft]

With DEA they provide you nitro

[rich crow]

Don't make me fly over to you

[rich crow]

DEA propaganda

[cedar raft]

Don't make me make another inside job

[rich crow]

Ha, we make the inside jobs!

[cedar raft]

Omg we have so much in common!!1

[gentle mesa]

thoughts on the update?

[cedar raft]

Wanna be besties!!

[cedar raft]

Mid

[rich crow]

Yeah, it's kinda like the CIA does everything for you.

[gray patrol]

Wtf

What are those tags lol

They look cool ngl

[rich crow]

We're feds

But the CIA is cooler

[cedar raft]

We cook

[cedar raft]

We are the government

[rich crow]

We own you

[cedar raft]

Have you done any drugs lately?

[cedar raft]

We pay you salary

[rich crow]

Complete opposite

[cedar raft]

[rich crow]

I'ma tell the director we no longer need the DEA

Then you won't have a job

[cedar raft]

Imma sends some planes your way

[rich crow]

I'ma send the navy your way

Maybe even the air force

[round lichen]

Just seen new rust...

Why

[cedar raft]

Because DEA is better

[rich crow]

Real

[rich crow]

Propaganda

[round lichen]

What

Is dea

[cedar raft]

ask any child in 50 km radius they gonna tell you we cool

[wise basin]

@chrome patio u sleeping

I got arcane awm in one spin guys

[round lichen]

Bro rust was mt fav map

My

Now its just

Boring

Its a totaly difrant map

[cedar raft]

damn

Choose a new map

[round lichen]

Gonna get ussed to it ig

But still

Why

[rich crow]

Only cuz you paid them off

Smh

Classic DEA, always doing it the cheap way.

[rugged trail]

Pfff

Rust is so different mow

I don't even wanna play on it

[round lichen]

You cant call that rust

[cedar raft]

paid them off with what?

[round lichen]

So trash

[cedar raft]

You steal all the money

[alpine bluff]

Fr

Old rust better

[cedar raft]

But now we have to accept reality

[round lichen]

Its not that its better the thing is its not rust

[cedar raft]

Rust rework is now officially the new rust

[round lichen]

What do you think

Do you like it

Ig its balanced now

Its not ct sided

Anymore

But its not RUST looks like valorant map

Its so boring there is no elevation

[nocturne willow]

hell naw

[alpine bluff]

Yea

[nocturne willow]

no

[alpine bluff]

Yes

[nocturne willow]

no

[tropic roost]

thats alot of grass in rust

[alpine bluff]

Yeah

Pal

[nocturne willow]

thats a hint to touch grass more often

[round lichen]

Old rust was ct sided

[alpine bluff]

I MISS old rust

[alpine bluff]

Buddy just get good

😭

[cedar raft]

Its mid

[tropic roost]

nah devs will lose there money after that

[nocturne willow]

blud just because u win on t side in gold doesnt mean u have a point

try rust in elite lobbys

u dont have a chance

[round lichen]

Ig i can see its not bad its okay now but there is nothing that is rust aymore

Anymore

Boring

There is nothing

[unkempt ruin]

I don't know yet

😄

[cedar raft]

DEA better

[unkempt ruin]

It matters.. I'll read up on it

[gloomy obsidian]

Anyone wanna play competitive on call

[alpine bluff]

Who played rust in comp tho

😭

[round lichen]

Go look at majors on rust 90% win rate on CT side on rust none wants to play it

[nocturne willow]

i know

[gilded flower]

it was the second best map after sandstone

[round lichen]

Ppl who comment over the game get shocked when thay see rust

[nocturne willow]

are u nuts

[rich crow]

How will I rank up if my balance is negative?

[compact blaze]

Comp is trash

0-10 i get some huge bots

But in front, people with 2/3 kd

[nocturne willow]

y all glazing rust too much and i bet y all didnt even played it at all

[rich crow]

"ranger"

[gilded flower]

okay buddy

[compact blaze]

Ex ranger, can't you look at a profile

[round lichen]

I only play rust

[rich crow]

nah, you're <@&843831251017400391>

[nocturne willow]

current or old

[round lichen]

Old

Only rust

It was so fun

[nocturne willow]

id?

[alpine bluff]

A lot actually

I played rust on defuse a lot

[round lichen]

Just a sec

[alpine bluff]

And i had the most fun on it

[nocturne willow]

yeah defuse

with bots

[gilded flower]

who unironically plays defuse

[alpine bluff]

Exp

[nocturne willow]

you dont get it do you

[cedar raft]

Me its the best gamemode out there

[alpine bluff]

Vro i aint no competitive player

Why should i care if its bad for comp

[gilded flower]

condolences 😭😭

[nocturne willow]

its a bad map overall u cant say its a "good" map when its not

[tacit moon]

Ora ora ora ora

[round lichen]

@nocturne willow

90888081

[cedar raft]

What else would you play if u wanna just have fun

[alpine bluff]

How is it not if a lot of ppl said its good

[alpine bluff]

Yea

[round lichen]

Its my alt ik im gold

[cedar raft]

@bronze grove

[gilded flower]

all so2 maps are bad but rust and sand are the least bad out of all and province after another rework just became one of the worst

[alpine bluff]

Escalation is lowk fun too

[alpine bluff]

Yea see

[gilded flower]

tdm or limited gamemodes

[nocturne willow]

because most of em cant even hold an angle and they think its a balanced map

[cedar raft]

Tdm is full of sweats

[tacit moon]

#🎥│so2-videos

[alpine bluff]

Not everything has to be competitive man

😭

[nocturne willow]

sakura is more balanced than rust my friend, y all dont know shii

[alpine bluff]

A map doesnt have to be fully competitive to be fun

[gilded flower]

if you want to have fun you don't play so2 in the first place

[clever knot]

Bro

[alpine bluff]

Real

[bronze grove]

Muted for a day

[cedar raft]

That was the plan until i met Defuse

[tacit moon]

Mute him turan

[cedar raft]

[alpine bluff]

Sakura is lowk fun sometimes, rarely tho

Defuse wise

Or escalation

Not competitive

[tacit moon]

ORA

[alpine bluff]

Since ppl js play sandstone

[opaque iris]

Turan, do you find yourself in perry the platypus?

[rich crow]

Nuh uh, you guys have been given a budget of $100,000,000!

[cedar raft]

A platypus?

[opaque iris]

Perry the platypus!?

No caps allowed

[tacit moon]

Give me that type of budget and ill flee to another country

[rich crow]

Good job agent

[cedar raft]

one small letter would fix anything

[round lichen]

Im just saying rust i not rust anymore there is nothing that makes it unique anymore its not fun it looks like anothere sandstone copy

[cedar raft]

but it might be called bypassing the fiters

[round lichen]

Old rust was unbalanced

It was ct sided

[opaque iris]

New rust is unbalanced

[round lichen]

But why make it so boring now

[opaque iris]

It is T sided

[tacit moon]

Nah id win tbh

[dense thistle]

Is this pfp good or

[tacit moon]

Nah ill adapt

[alpine bluff]

Vro its a copy and paste of z7 or whatever its called now

Z9 or whatever it is

[cedar raft]

You have a budget of $3.2 billion

[dense thistle]

Or is this one better?

[nocturne willow]

its fun when u actually play the map and no one has an advantage over you

[opaque iris]

Wait, Qtaro Juko?

Ora?

Use star finger dummy

[round lichen]

I can see that

Yea

[tacit moon]

Orahhhhhh!

Im star platinum ora not jotalo

[opaque iris]

Your user is qtaro

[rugged kettle]

Hoping next battlepass cases wont be marketable in the end.

[rich crow]

And after having all that we still didn't pay them off

[round lichen]

@nocturne willow i sent the id sooo what yo looking for

[tacit moon]

Nah i dont know him 🗣️💥

[cedar raft]

We don't pay off children

[opaque iris]

bruh a

[nocturne willow]

nothing

[rich crow]

Biggest lie since 2001

[round lichen]

Okay

[opaque iris]

w

[nocturne willow]

whatever that was

[cedar raft]

Biggest regret since 1950

[opaque iris]

Regret

I might've gone insane

Bye

Spoke too much

Don't forget to edge or something 🗣️🔥

[rich crow]

You mean when you provided mustache guy with some powder? (Is this banable?)

[nocturne willow]

i want whatever you're on

[cedar raft]

yes it is

and don't think we were established back then

[rich crow]

True

[opaque iris]

Came back to respond, wine

Very good wine

[rich crow]

Join the CIA

[cedar raft]

She already in the DIA lil homie

[nocturne willow]

im satisfied with my salary where am at

[rich crow]

Better be careful, CIA owns everything (except the federal reserve)

[cedar raft]

We own that part

[tacit totem]

Yo is anyone else having trouble getting on standoff 2??

[rich crow]

You can make 10% more here

[rich crow]

Lies, they own you

[nocturne willow]

i can make more from the confiscated powder 😎

[tacit totem]

Anyone??

[cedar raft]

We owned by U.S. Department of Justice and they own everything

[rich crow]

There a $5,000,000 sign on bonus if you join

[cedar raft]

i think

[rugged kettle]

Is the new battlepass in?

[nocturne willow]

yes

[rugged kettle]

Or is it only in beta test from what im seeing in photos

[nocturne willow]

beta test? 💀

[tacit totem]

I keep getting a error everytime I try to load in

[cedar raft]

beta test??

[nocturne willow]

try joining later

[rich crow]

Ha, another thing the CIA could cripple.

[tacit totem]

I'll send a ss of the error I get to u cara

[nocturne willow]

what am i supposed to do with it

[tacit totem]

See if u know anything about it

[nocturne willow]

try contacting a mod or sum

[cedar raft]

The only crippled thing is Joe Swandson from family guy

[analog bramble]

i went 26 - 4

my temamate went 5 - 8

and he called me trash

said he's better

and i need to start playing

[cedar raft]

Its normal for this game

[crude plaza]

Cap

[cedar raft]

[crude plaza]

I don't live in USA so ima js say random stufd

[cedar raft]

[rich crow]

At least you're right

[cedar raft]

[crude plaza]

Dam alr

[rich crow]

I'ma go invite the Russians for the CIA

[crude plaza]

I need help with the win 3 times on allies rust missions I keep getting destroyed by sweats and campers

Can anyone help

Guess not

[echo leaf]

Anyone play comp?

[rich crow]

Omer will

[echo leaf]

Wanna play comp

🔥

Idk about that one

No

Ohh you changed your name

What rank is you in game

Or last season

😂

Fair enough

Very much

[nocturne willow]

ded chat

[fresh quest]

ded chat

[keen spindle]

What ur id

[dense thistle]

Brain dead chat

[echo leaf]

15175356

[cedar raft]

ded chat

[cedar raft]

Fr

love to see that

[keen spindle]

You wanna play comp? @echo leaf

[echo leaf]

Can do

[sudden dew]

😈

[keen spindle]

I added you

[cedar raft]

Deviously

[wise basin]

Can i play too

[rich crow]

The DEA is responsible for brain deadness

[cedar raft]

the CIA is responsible for deadness

[rich crow]

Rather be completely dead than suffer brain deadness

cia responsible of checks

they will be checking possible cheaters

😝

[rich crow]

The CIA will be responsible for your downfall in 2025

you see a report you call the C I A

[rich crow]

hell nah i didnt sign for that

[cedar raft]

They all cheated on the exam to join CIA

[rich crow]

😭

btw its weird

our ranks in server didnt got reset

[rich crow]

"fake it till you make it"

[dim veldt]

guys, has it happened to any of you that one has rank on duel and the other hasnt, and the game says mmr isnt compatible?

[rich crow]

Ax didn't feel like doing all that

[rich crow]

how is this possible

its solo mode

u just click on mode and search for a match

shouldnt show any compatible stuff or smth

[cedar raft]

Imagine having somebody who has to do that every season

dead ahh job

[rich crow]

should be a bot that does that no?

[rich crow]

Shi I'll do it

[cedar raft]

So you admit its better than working for CIA?

[rich crow]

No

[dim veldt]

idk. me and my friend havent gotten rank neither comp or allies rank. the only difference is i have duel rank and he hasnt

[rich crow]

I admit I'll do an extra job

[dim veldt]

and it says mmr not compatible

[rich crow]

if your trying to play competitive mode or allies mode, duel rank doesnt matter once

[cedar raft]

Cuz u hate ur current job?

[rich crow]

No

It gets boring sometimes

Cuz we have everything

even in calibration, there is mmr but its not showed to you, there is to much mmr diff between you and ur friend in any of those 2 modes : Allies, competitives

thats why mmr not compatible

[dim veldt]

i know it shouldnt but its the only thing in the way

[rich crow]

not really

[cedar raft]

Cuz we solve all the worlds problems?

[rich crow]

No you're part of the reason for the problems

[rich crow]

you /he need to grind so you/ he gets closer to ur mmr and like this u'll be able to play together

[dense thistle]

Didn't you had a roblox kitty picture or was it someone else

[rich crow]

Yo what...

[rich crow]

i had

I'm telling the director that we no longer need the DEA

You're done lil bro

[dense thistle]

That name did seem familiar after all

[analog bramble]

1 million beers please

[cedar raft]

i am telling my director that CIA is mentaly disabled

[dim veldt]

but neither of us has rank on comp or allies yet

[rich crow]

But your director can't do anything

He has no power

[rich crow]

even in calibration, there is mmr but its not showed to you, there is to much mmr diff between you and ur friend in any of those 2 modes : Allies, competitives

He's just another pawn

even if ur unranked

it doesnt appear to you

[cedar raft]

We can pay off children to come and haunt you

[rich crow]

but there is mmr difference

once u'll make 10 games, the mmr will appear

i think mmr diff max is 400 smth like that

[rich crow]

I'll just get secret service to get them

@dim veldt there is probably a gap of 400mmr between you and ur friend, even if ur unranked

[dim veldt]

ok, got it, thx

[rich crow]

you/ he have to grind so u play together

[cedar raft]

All the children in the whole world will be trasnported ilegally to your headquaters

[rich crow]

gl hf

[dim veldt]

okok, will do so. thx

[rich crow]

Nothing happens without the CIA's permission

[fallow wigeon]

I did like 7h20mins in SO2 today

[cedar raft]

So we do it ilegally

[rich crow]

damn

hope u enjoyed

[fallow wigeon]

Really?

[rich crow]

Illegally, legally, doesn't matter we will still know!

[fallow wigeon]

I learned so much stuff man

[verbal imp]

[rich crow]

well with all those cheaters and pcs, not really

[verbal imp]

I could never

[rich crow]

nc

[verbal imp]

Play so2 for 8 hours

[fallow wigeon]

Bruh I wasn’t with my girl like the whole day

[cedar raft]

We gonna use somali pirates as transporters

[rich crow]

Don't join the DEA

[fallow wigeon]

Just playing SO2 for 7 hours

Not straight but

[verbal imp]

Don't join?

[cedar raft]

Join the DEA

[fallow wigeon]

Yeah

[rich crow]

I'll order the navy to shoot on sight

[rich crow]

Yeah, don't join them.

[verbal imp]

Real

[fallow wigeon]

I was charging my phone like 4 times today

We good 🗣️

[rich crow]

CIA better

h

[fallow wigeon]

At this point it’s better to play with charger

[rich crow]

Real

[fallow wigeon]

But who cares?

Why u care when u don’t care - prolly a friend in 2022

[rich crow]

In*

[fallow wigeon]

Ty

[rich crow]

CIA is best

[fallow wigeon]

nah

[rich crow]

The CIA helps people

[fallow wigeon]

MVR on top

Yup

[rich crow]

Nope

[cedar raft]

DEA helps people

[rich crow]

By providing drugs?

[cedar raft]

Quite the opposite

[fallow wigeon]

MVR helps the guilty

Nah jk

[rich crow]

You have to stop spreading DEA propaganda

[sudden dew]

Stefan

[rich crow]

MI5 better

[sudden dew]

Stefan

[sudden dew]

You have to stop making like CIA is good

Stefan

[fallow wigeon]

“I just woke up in the morning and I got mud in my cup, at least I woke up today” - Yeat 2021

[rich crow]

We are perfect

[sudden dew]

Hell nah

[rich crow]

We provide democracy

[sudden dew]

Are we going to ignore all the crimes you committed?

[fallow wigeon]

Democracy? Y’all have democracy?

[rich crow]

Yes

[rich crow]

Yes, just look at Iraq in 2001

[fallow wigeon]

Am I the only one here that’s from North Korea

[rich crow]

Yes

[sudden dew]

500 crimes on record since 1960

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[dense thistle]

Cia of brain rotten

[rich crow]

That's just democracy

[fallow wigeon]

So taking over a whole nation is called a democracy? Cool

[rich crow]

Hush up DEA

[rich crow]

Yes, we have to spread democracy

[cedar raft]

Fr

[rich crow]

GYATTTT

[fallow wigeon]

I don’t think your spreading quite works

[dense thistle]

Told you brain rotten

[rich crow]

Then as Iraq

We're not

[cedar raft]

because DEA is better

[fallow wigeon]

We fighting? With what? Guns?

[rich crow]

You guys give drugs to people, keep quiet.

[fallow wigeon]

Who said something about nuke?

Oh my bad

[dense thistle]

He don't even got thumbs lmao

[fallow wigeon]

It was just drugs

[dense thistle]

You say it like it's a bad thing

[fallow wigeon]

🚀

[dense thistle]

Drugs makes you happy

[fallow wigeon]

And your brain gone

[rich crow]

Just drugs?

[rich crow]

Proof?

[fallow wigeon]

Yahe

Dump*

[dense thistle]

1 drug a day keeps everyone away

[rich crow]

Yeah teach em Stefan

[cedar raft]

Fr

[fallow wigeon]

Yeah even your natural self

[cedar raft]

Fr

[fallow wigeon]

Stefan da teacher

Aight cool

Let me try

[rich crow]

You should join the CIA

[cedar raft]

Fr gambling is better

[fallow wigeon]

I didn’t knew Stefan

[dense thistle]

Will have some good lore to tell

[cedar relic]

well done elite in allies today

[fallow wigeon]

WHAT?

[cedar relic]

almost the legend

[rich crow]

The CIA supports this

[cedar relic]

and gold 4 almost pheonix in duel

[fallow wigeon]

U sleeping home? U good?

I mean

U have a life no?

[rich crow]

Lemme get that gaming chair

[cedar raft]

I got none

[fallow wigeon]

Live it

Pls

Dont die from starvation

Or something worse

[cedar raft]

I gamboled everything

[cedar relic]

bro i am playing just for one week straight just to get the legend in all 3

[rich crow]

What happened to your 80k a year salary??

[fallow wigeon]

Well, the most common thing about me and u is our bank account

[cedar raft]

why is gamboled a real word

[cedar relic]

and i quit the game again

[fallow wigeon]

How? The update come like 2 days ago

[cedar raft]

Gone. Reduced to atoms

[rich crow]

Lesson

[cedar relic]

yes i am playing for one week straight because i didnt had my warm up anymore

check #📸│photos

[rich crow]

Smh, the CIA will reduce your budget to 25M

[fallow wigeon]

U from Romania?

[cedar relic]

yes

[fallow wigeon]

Aight cool

I like Romanian people

[cedar relic]

cool

hi

[fallow wigeon]

We’re neighbors

[cedar raft]

You are going to be reduced into atoms if you dont

[cedar relic]

cool

[fallow wigeon]

I’m Bulgarian

[dense thistle]

Meow meow 🧏‍♂️🤫

[fallow wigeon]

Ni

Oh hi

Ur just a cat

[cedar relic]

anyways i go back in the game i want to do

[fallow wigeon]

Wait let me tell u

[cedar relic]

the legend in competitive,allies and maybe if i get lucky

[cedar raft]

Mrazq Krawi

[fallow wigeon]

Try besting 7 hours

[cedar relic]

champion in duel

[fallow wigeon]

Kak mrazish kravi be?

Kravite sa hubavo neshto

[cedar raft]

Mrazq Krawi

[cedar relic]

bro i am playing for like only 5 hours

or something like that

[dense thistle]

I know what you mean and dammm

[cedar relic]

tonight no sleep just grind !

[fallow wigeon]

I’m playing for 7-8 hours

[dense thistle]

Ayooo hear me out

[mental helm]

I dont have sound since i downloaded the new update

[fallow wigeon]

The meme bro

[cedar raft]

i play for 1 and a half seconds

[fallow wigeon]

Just the meme

[rich crow]

Who ghost pinged me

[dense thistle]

Ik

[fallow wigeon]

Me

Nah jk

Idk

[cedar relic]

anyways bye wish me luck xd

i hope i dont meet hackers

[rich crow]

I'm sending an agent to your house

[fallow wigeon]

No luck wish u God

God to be with u

[cedar relic]

thanks

[fallow wigeon]

Haleulqh

[rich crow]

It's not that serious

[cedar relic]

ez legend with god

[fallow wigeon]

Ik but we need him every time

Bro i forgot to text

I was playing all day

[rich crow]

Already have

[cedar raft]

Standoff 3 when?

[fallow wigeon]

When the game reaches 1.0.0 version

[cedar raft]

Kogato stane 2.0

[fallow wigeon]

Ili puk 3.0.0

[rich crow]

English only

[fallow wigeon]

It’s English…the alphabet

[cedar raft]

fr

[fallow wigeon]

It’s just broken english

[cedar raft]

Fr

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[fallow wigeon]

Don’t worry

We are not discussing which country to Nuke

We are saying that until then it’ll be released GTA VII

[cedar raft]

Ai

[rich crow]

$100 mute klax

[fallow wigeon]

We’re gonna get muted so bad

[cedar raft]

Danke

[fallow wigeon]

XDD

Cuz I told them I need a cook

[cedar raft]

I just realized i know too many languages

[fallow wigeon]

Toma toma toma toma toma

Xddd

[bronze grove]

Well, change the conversation

[fallow wigeon]

Alright

[bronze grove]

Or I'II do some punishments.

[fallow wigeon]

@cedar raft bro u listen to phonk?

[fallow wigeon]

No needing to

[rich crow]

😈

[cedar raft]

We have to continue with the government discussion?

[fallow wigeon]

We nice guys

[cedar raft]

sometimes

[fallow wigeon]

Dont punish

Only

Punish me in

[cedar raft]

Fr

[fallow wigeon]

School

My parenting

Are pushing

Punishing* me

[bronze grove]

No.

[fallow wigeon]

I thought bro was gonna say the word

[rich crow]

But it is allowed right?

[fallow wigeon]

Got scared for a lil bit

[bronze grove]

It's going to aganist server rules

[cedar raft]

@rich crow The higher power told us to stop

[rich crow]

Oh

[rich crow]

I'll tell ax

[cedar raft]

We gotta come onto an agreement

[cedar raft]

[fallow wigeon]

U got rules? Cool, my server got too but no one actually knows how to read in my server so they’re not really a thing there

[bronze grove]

Speaking about like 'Do you want kill terorist' or nuking some countries?

[rich crow]

I didn't

[bronze grove]

Well, stop then

[rich crow]

Ain't nun that me

[cedar raft]

Erm we never did that

Come onn

heeh

[fallow wigeon]

Someone’s speaking about this? How is that possible?

[rich crow]

Anything for you Turan

[cedar raft]

I know right?

Thats crazy

[rich crow]

Quit glazing

[fallow wigeon]

Podmazvach

[bronze grove]

Speak english

[fallow wigeon]

Okay

[rich crow]

Exactly

[fallow wigeon]

Im trying to find the word

[bronze grove]

5-6 minute ago somebody warned you about this

[fallow wigeon]

In Bulgarian its that but in English is lubricant

It means

Anyways

[cedar raft]

Fr xD

[bronze grove]

But you are still doing same thing yourself

[fallow wigeon]

No ban pls

Me good kid

[keen spindle]

Me and my friend never played rank this season but it keeps saying mmr gap too big why?

[fallow wigeon]

Sometimes ai rage

But its good kid

I mean grown up with a familia

[rich crow]

But it doesn't mean anything

In real English

[fallow wigeon]

No it doesn’t it was a joke brotherinyo

[cedar raft]

This guy is pure comedy

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

[fallow wigeon]

Bro

Yall listened to the sonic phonk?

[rich crow]

Yes, the CIA is better.

[cedar raft]

[fallow wigeon]

Someone here talking about some CIA

is that against the rulez?

Can i talk bout it openly?

Like i open a can of soda

[fallow wigeon]

I’m flexing too

With my free nitro

Wait i got more lil bro

[plucky marten]

Yo chat

[fallow wigeon]

Yo bro

[plucky marten]

If i buy the golden pass later do i still get the old rewards?

[cedar raft]

@unkempt ruin he talking to u

[fallow wigeon]

Don’t nuke my country pls

[rich crow]

Yes

[fallow wigeon]

Why?

Why would u?

[plucky marten]

Huh

[fallow wigeon]

Nah jk

[fallow wigeon]

Nth

Ignore it

[plucky marten]

BRUH wdym why

[rich crow]

He's probably not sure if he'll finish the pass in time

[fallow wigeon]

Oh thank you translator, really I appreciate it

[plucky marten]

So lets say i get to lvl 10 on the battle pass and if i get the gold pass later on i still get the rewards that i didnt claim?

[fallow wigeon]

My engles is bading

[rich crow]

Yes

[terse surge]

Yeah

[plucky marten]

That and that i dont have 15 euro ffs

[plucky marten]

Thx

[fallow wigeon]

🆒

[plucky marten]

Thx

[terse surge]

Np

[rich crow]

No problem pookie

[fallow wigeon]

No thank you

[terse surge]

I meant no problem abbreviated

[cedar raft]

Erm what the sigma

[fallow wigeon]

I knew already before u even texted

[plucky marten]

Aint no way he said what the sigma

[fallow wigeon]

What theee

[fallow wigeon]

Yes way

Mango

[cedar raft]

[plucky marten]

Digga geh mal weg

[rich crow]

Banned

[terse surge]

They should ad proximity chat. Or has that been a thing lol

[rich crow]

Average DEA agent behavior

[fallow wigeon]

Bro isn’t it weird that mango in our language and mango in English and generally speaking has 2 meanings lol

[cedar raft]

No german allowed in the english chat

[cedar raft]

Fr

[cedar raft]

Fr

[terse surge]

What is mango in your language

[cedar raft]

mango

[fallow wigeon]

Mango like the fruit

And mango…

I’ll get banned if i say

So i prefer not to

[terse surge]

Scared?

[fallow wigeon]

Nah

Im risking my career here

[cedar raft]

[cedar raft]

he is a professional so2 server yapper

[fallow wigeon]

Anyways anyhow

[fallow wigeon]

Yeah

[rich crow]

#defundthedea

[fallow wigeon]

And so2 7 hour daily player

[rich crow]

That's insane

[cedar raft]

#spreadciahate

[limber saffron]

yo what is the best duels rank?

legend?

[rich crow]

Yes

[fallow wigeon]

Like compettive but in duels

[limber saffron]

alr

[rich crow]

Ez in just 29 hrs

[terse surge]

Duels is actually fun

Duel*

[fallow wigeon]

Or like 2 times to play for 7 hours

[fallow wigeon]

Everything is fun when u winning

[terse surge]

I got dumped on 2x but i aced the rest

[fallow wigeon]

Yall the so2 community should add leveling when u text in channels

Like other servers

[terse surge]

For the 10 prematch requisites

[fallow wigeon]

Ill be number 1

As my friend said im a professional so2 server yapper

[rich crow]

Nope, you stay a commoner

[terse surge]

Nah because that would encourage the yappers to yap

[fallow wigeon]

I mean that’s their duty

And my responsibility

[cedar raft]

I speak a lot of languages but yappanese is not one of them

[fallow wigeon]

I’m working as a professional yapper

I studied 5 years at Harvard for this position

[fallow wigeon]

Or in English a teacher

[cedar raft]

You did what to the rest?

[terse surge]

Should get a refund theres been multiple delays with your yapping. Very inconsistent. Keep yapping more

[fallow wigeon]

Alright mate but if I get banned it’s your fault

Im gonna yap about…

Let me think let me think

[terse surge]

Sure sure I’ll take the wrap 🤫

[fallow wigeon]

Is football allowed in here?

[terse surge]

Not preferred

[fallow wigeon]

Okay

Soo

That won’t be it

F1?

[cedar raft]

Turan be like

[fallow wigeon]

I meant F16

Silly me

Im gonna talk about the plane

[terse surge]

You’re fumbling

[rich crow]

Ios can download new patch?

[terse surge]

Yeah

[fallow wigeon]

The F-16 Fighting Falcon is a highly versatile, single-engine, multi-role fighter aircraft originally developed by General Dynamics (now part of Lockheed Martin) for the United States Air Force (USAF).

[cedar raft]

You are about 20 years late

[fallow wigeon]

It first flew in 1974 and entered service in 1978. The F-16 is one of the most successful fighter jets of its generation and has been widely exported, serving in the air forces of over 25 countries.

[rich crow]

Thanks

[terse surge]

Make sure you credit the source from wherever you copied

[fallow wigeon]

Standoff 2

It’s hidden in the files

They will add the plane in 0.30.1

And we will have plane wars

In ranked

Ranking planes from 1 to 10

For coolest to the non coolest

Or the stupidest

[terse surge]

What do you mean with the next update. It’s gonna get pushed back till v.2.0 because there’s plenty of undergarments to add first

[fallow wigeon]

Nah man

They’ll add the plane

And then the towers

[terse surge]

Bro

[fallow wigeon]

And we will defend the Effiel tower

So it doesn’t get destroyed

The tower have been defused

[terse surge]

Sure sure

[fallow wigeon]

Counter terrorists win

[terse surge]

Alright I’m gonna do sub-quest

[fallow wigeon]

Daylis?

Oh

U mean quests

Heve funning

L

@cedar raft u dead?

[rich crow]

I'ma tell Turan abt this

[fallow wigeon]

It’s alright he already knows

[cedar raft]

yeah

[fallow wigeon]

@cedar raft I prepared the coffin just in case

[rich crow]

So if I ping him

You'll be ok?

[fallow wigeon]

Nah no need I pinged him already

Jk

But really sweet of u

No need

Thank you very much

[cedar raft]

[fallow wigeon]

The server’s dead

[cedar raft]

always has been

[fallow wigeon]

A single soul haven’t texted for 1 minute

[rich crow]

Your fault

[fallow wigeon]

Yeah

I’ll lose my job at Standoff 2

[rich crow]

Good

[fallow wigeon]

I’m the pro yapper

No good

[fallow wigeon]

They need to make a special role about this

With administrator enabled :3

[terse surge]

That role would have a 2min delay between texts

[rich crow]

Lmao

[fallow wigeon]

1*

[terse surge]

@silk moth Hi!

[vocal kestrel]

What is the Best case to Open in the Shop ?

[rich crow]

None

[terse surge]

Just buy skins

Gloves or knives

[cedar raft]

Genius

[vocal kestrel]

@terse surge only got 2k Gold

[terse surge]

Definitely dont waste it on cases

[cedar raft]

Gamble

Gamble

[vocal kestrel]

@cedar raft how ?

[cedar raft]

Cases

open

[terse surge]

Is it wrong to talk about helping with gold here?

[cedar raft]

you gonna get a lot of gold

trust me

[rich crow]

No

[cedar raft]

99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big

[terse surge]

In that case Manu is could help you out if youd like

[vocal kestrel]

Ok 👀

[rich crow]

j

[cedar raft]

your name

is amazing

[rich crow]

j

[cedar raft]

[rich crow]

there no cheaters at this rank in competitive and allies

or its very rare

[coarse crescent]

Fr

[rich crow]

probably better players

💀

[coarse crescent]

Maybe they look like cheaters cuz ur bronze 2 ☠️

Maybe your teamates are predictable asf

Then don't say there are cheaters if ur bad

[cedar raft]

@bronze grove i swear i told him not to do it

[rich crow]

🐮

[bronze grove]

Passed

[rich crow]

chat is wilding

💀

[gray patrol]

Sometimes you find smurf accs

[coarse crescent]

U can win 2v1 if ur "not bad", cause bronze 2 lobby's are not real

[haughty dove]

3rd game free win cuz enemy left in ranked duel

[rich crow]

i'll grind duel later

i spawned silvers

with 10 wins

0 lose

well its normal

but grinding rn for me is pointless

i'll grind it when only silvers will have this rank

so i'll be able to reach others ranks faster

bronze and silvers are mostlikely onlypushing

[lime magnet]

back in my day if you did a 1v5 everyone would go crazy😭

guess im outdated

[unkempt ruin]

Guess you are

[lime magnet]

guess i am

😔

when are we getting ranked duels?

[stray violet]

The ranked duels are out

[lime magnet]

lies

[unkempt ruin]

@stray violet what's the insperation behind your name?

If you don't mind

[stray violet]

Hold on

[unkempt ruin]

?

[lime magnet]

why do i nor have ranked duels but everyone does

[rugged trail]

[unkempt ruin]

What's your thoughts 💭

[lime magnet]

misogynists😔😔😔

[rugged trail]

not having enough time

[rugged trail]

yours?

[stray violet]

[unkempt ruin]

That's deep.. em my thoughts are.. how i will benefit the discussion

Whatever it might be

[rugged trail]

i dont think that is a good benefit to have

but i may be mistaken

[unkempt ruin]

Alright man

[lime magnet]

bizare people

[rugged trail]

why ?

[unkempt ruin]

Wdym it's fun

[boreal cosmos]

anecdote:
What does the kamikaze coach say? showing 1 time

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

cast yourself off the cliffside of suffering.

[stray violet]

Standoff 2 server members try to be comprehensible challenge (impossible)

[boreal cosmos]

Why does the translation change the meaning of words so strangely

[lime magnet]

real

[boreal cosmos]

Okay, I'll go and do it right now

[lament stream]

🔥

[boreal cosmos]

I'll help you too

❤️

[lament stream]

pog.

[lime magnet]

may eternal suffering be casted upon your peasant soul

to the strange guy

[unkempt ruin]

That's crazy chat

[boreal cosmos]

kind

[lime magnet]

pbn

[unkempt ruin]

3 letters

[lime magnet]

ma nu esti roman?

[unkempt ruin]

No

[unkempt ruin]

Hi

[lime magnet]

woah why is there a codm vc in a so2 server

expected

[unkempt ruin]

#📸│photos message @lime magnet

Let's see..

[rich crow]

i need

[stray violet]

A job

[rich crow]

I need 600 golds to have -7 golds

[lime magnet]

wha

[lime magnet]

crazy

[verbal imp]

@sour star teach me how to do the flying glitch
Just wanna do an experiment

[verbal imp]

Ewaker

[rich crow]

Aerver hongkong full of cheaters

They have ak since first round and score 101 plus wall hack

[quaint path]

[crude plaza]

When will s9 drop

[cedar raft]

2077

[sour star]

just go to a corner

[crude plaza]

Daym

[sour star]

of like a ledge

with a "roof"

and walk out

crouched

[cedar raft]

there is a flying glitch now?

[sour star]

since i started playing it has existed

[cedar raft]

u started playing today or what?

[nocturne willow]

there was

years ago

[cedar raft]

Why is no one talking about it til now??

[nocturne willow]

cus its patched