💬│english-chat

[dusky rock]

Lmao

[languid sinew]

alpha pack fr

[unreal sluice]

That’s good

[rotund jetty]

Nah id like to go to school yesterday do you mind?

[stray violet]

Fr bro just graduated and thinks he the big man now

Also who goes to summer school?

[languid sinew]

No one

Imagine

Never be me

[dense thistle]

Literally this guy is the definition of worst joke's ever made by a person

[unreal sluice]

Some people in my school

[stray violet]

Probably him since said school tomorrow

[stray violet]

Noobs in your school

[languid sinew]

Frfr

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "Literally this guy is the definition of worst joke's ever made by a person" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[languid sinew]

Oml😭

[dense thistle]

Womp womp
Cry about it

[dusky rock]

Yapology

[dense thistle]

Lmao

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "Womp womp
Cry about it" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[languid sinew]

Mindset final boss

[dense thistle]

Didn't ask don't care moving on

[rotund jetty]

🗿

[stray violet]

Top 10 Andrew Tate quotes 💯🔥 🥶

[rotund jetty]

Mb

[dense thistle]

Shivers me tremble

[languid sinew]

[dusky rock]

Too many emojis?

[languid sinew]

[dusky rock]

Cmon now

[languid sinew]

[rotund jetty]

Didn't ask don't care moving on 🤓📱

[stray violet]

5 max

[dense thistle]

Just put a. Between them

[dense thistle]

Womp womp

[languid sinew]

Andrew tate x David goggins ahh quote

[unreal sluice]

Number 1, is him just being silent🥶

[rotund jetty]

I guarantee this mf watches them ai text messages vids

[stray violet]

NAHHHHH

[dense thistle]

So sigma skibidi ( I'm dying)

[stray violet]

I know which ones 💀💀💀💀

[rotund jetty]

XD

[dusky rock]

Lmao

[dense thistle]

Me fr

[languid sinew]

Didn't have to say the last part

[dense thistle]

I'm dying of cringe

[languid sinew]

Ur defo enjoying

Jk

[dense thistle]

Nahhhh

Brain rotting shi

[rotund jetty]

Defoe that's a footballer :0

[dense thistle]

🤓👆

[languid sinew]

Əĵŋžŕð

Steam

[south verge]

💀💀

[rotund jetty]

Saying 🤓👆 while saying sigma skibidi is crazy 💀

[dusky rock]

Bro has beef💀

[dense thistle]

So sigma gyatt

[south verge]

both should 1v1 💯

[languid sinew]

No.

[dense thistle]

I'm dying help

[languid sinew]

201888236

[stray violet]

Should go band for band

[dusky rock]

/help

[languid sinew]

Nuh

[south verge]

?

[languid sinew]

No go m for m

[south verge]

Yeah better idea

[languid sinew]

Bomboclat

[south verge]

Are you okay

[dense thistle]

Such a good battle idea sigma skibidi

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "Yeah better idea" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[south verge]

Bruh

[languid sinew]

[dusky rock]

Holy yap

[rotund jetty]

Thanks

[dense thistle]

Ok I'm enjoying it now

[rotund jetty]

Thanks again

[south verge]

What?

[languid sinew]

Chat.

I'm dipping

[dense thistle]

Sigma skibidi

[dense thistle]

No my sigma

[stray violet]

Top 5 unreleased Tristan Tate quotes 💯🙏🙏🐍

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "I'm dipping" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[dusky rock]

🥵🥵🥶

[languid sinew]

Sorry my lvl 10 mewing gyat🥲🥲🥲

[dusky rock]

Is that on duke dennis?

[rotund jetty]

I'll fanum tax you ong

[languid sinew]

On Duke dennis

[dense thistle]

I'm getting tf out of here

[languid sinew]

On skibidi

[dusky rock]

The brainrot

[languid sinew]

Same

[south verge]

[dusky rock]

I should leave before I lose my last braincell

[dense thistle]

Skibidi don't go

Hahahahaahahah

[dusky rock]

There it goes

💀

[dense thistle]

🤣

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "I should leave before I lose my last braincell" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[south verge]

Oml

[dense thistle]

So sigma

[rotund jetty]

Ikr 🤫🧏‍♂️🗿

[dense thistle]

Gyatt

Hahahahahahaha 🤣

[rotund jetty]

Neev you have a lvl 10 gyatt do you mind sharing some of that 🥵

[dense thistle]

Nahh get the f out now before you damage my brain more

[languid sinew]

Plssss my ohio gyatler

[dense thistle]

Leave me alone ahhhhh akira ahhhhhhh

[languid sinew]

🥲🥲🥲

[languid sinew]

Akira ahh moment

[rotund jetty]

twoGYATTnas you also have a lvl 10 gyatt 🥵🥵🥵

[clear raven]

aayyyoo what’s going on here????

[south verge]

Dumb stuff

[dense thistle]

with this treasure i summon MAHORAGA

[languid sinew]

Nunya buisness

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "aayyyoo what’s going on here????" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[clear raven]

🤣🤣🤣

[velvet idol]

@unreal sluice How do you access refunds in settings? I'm not interested in refunding any purchases but I'm wondering how the feature is accessed in-app. Not sure if you know where it's at, but I figured you might after being involved with the game and community for multiple years now.

[clear raven]

whut….

[rotund jetty]

Ik...

Ik

[dense thistle]

Meow meow
🧏‍♂️🤫

[languid sinew]

Listen to the sigma u crook

[clear raven]

that guy is weird

[dense thistle]

Fr

[stray violet]

[dense thistle]

Hater

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "that guy is weird" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[clear raven]

.

[dense thistle]

Bro is one of those siblings who ask : do you got games on your phone 🤓

[clear raven]

Fr

Oh boy, he’s doing again

[dense thistle]

Yea lmao 🤣😂

[rotund jetty]

Bro is one of those siblings who ask : mom can I pwease use your phone 🥺

[clear raven]

Nah bro did him dirty

[dense thistle]

Nahh not allowed you copied

Gotta come up with a new one

[rotund jetty]

No thanks

Anyways I gtg

Bye

...

[unreal sluice]

Idk

[dense thistle]

Bro did the copy it but don't make it obvious

[clear raven]

Yo who’s up to play allies?

[velvet idol]

Alright, thanks for replying.

[unreal sluice]

Np^^ also I genuinely don’t know xd

For Apple you have to do it through Apple I think

But I have no idea for anything else

[dense thistle]

You can access it in account settings

[stray violet]

Call the bank and tell em it wasn't you 😈

Easiest 30k gold glitch

[clear raven]

Blud is plotting something

[velvet idol]

It's all good

[dense thistle]

This is an option to refund purchases in account settings

[clear raven]

Anyone wanna play allies?

[stray violet]

That's restore

[dense thistle]

Same thing isn't it?

[stray violet]

No

[clear raven]

Yea it is

[dense thistle]

What does that do then?

[neon scarab]

Dip

[stray violet]

Restore is in case the game doesn't load your purchases

[clear raven]

Oh

[dense thistle]

Oh

[clear raven]

Nice

[dense thistle]

Yappi yappi stuff anyway

Byee

[velvet idol]

I remember there being an option to refund purchases in-app rather than going through the playstore but I haven't been able to find where it's located

[stray violet]

Palystore 🔥🔥🔥

[dense thistle]

Byeee gotta keep my moowing streak going

[stray violet]

Probably in older versions

[dense thistle]

Byee sigmas

[stray violet]

Either that or Mandela effect

[velvet idol]

I've been rawdogging keyboard usage without auto-correct

[wary copper]

.

[stray violet]

Or maybe just confusing it with other game

[dense thistle]

Those guys gave me a virus or something fr

[clear raven]

[stray violet]

I can't imagine my typing without autocorrect

[clear raven]

Yea me too

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "Yea me too" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[stray violet]

Like don't get me wrong, I can spell words, but typing them is a whole other story 💀💀💀

[clear raven]

Bro stop

[rotund jetty]

Anyways bye yall

[velvet idol]

Maybe it's a Mandela effect

[rotund jetty]

...

[clear raven]

The phrase "Anyways bye yall" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[stray violet]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

Test complete

[velvet idol]

Could have been confusing the option of restoring purchases with refunding

[unreal sluice]

My friend from school calls it the mondello effect

Btw why is it called the Mandela effect,

[dense thistle]

Bro got the virus

[clear raven]

Im backfiring

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "The phrase "Anyways bye yall" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle." is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[clear raven]

Let’s see if he likes it

[stray violet]

Obviously named after the guy that discovered it

[clear raven]

The phrase "The phrase “The phrase “Anyways bye yall” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle." is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[dense thistle]

Ok this is getting out of hand now

[quiet laurel]

hello

[karmic kestrel]

Hey guys the standoff has created a trade!!!

[clear raven]

Hi

[unreal sluice]

Makes sense

[unreal sluice]

Haihaii

[clear raven]

When?

[dense thistle]

Don't spam again or you getting a botty slap from mods

[stray violet]

Pants on fire moment

[clear raven]

Tell the other dude to stop

[karmic kestrel]

Trade with players knife guns i, see one man trade with players in tik tok

[dense thistle]

It's probably a scam

[clear raven]

Yea

[dense thistle]

Don't do it

[karmic kestrel]

Idk thet is really standoff 2

[quiet laurel]

how are there competitive games going?

[clear raven]

I play allies

[unreal sluice]

Which?

[velvet idol]

It's a coined phrase that was introduced after the internet was sprung and people started realizing that we tend to confuse similar events. It's our minds playing tricks on us. The most notable case of the Mandela effect that largely brought to life the recognization of the flaw was the instance with Nelson Mandela.

[quiet laurel]

you're silver

[clear raven]

Cuz I don’t play much on compe

[clear raven]

Yea

Silver 4

[quiet laurel]

competitive

[dense thistle]

You don't know what length people go for scamming in this game

[quiet laurel]

not alies

[unreal sluice]

Ik but I don’t play competitive

[quiet laurel]

I'm not intrester, I have 2230mmr in alies what's next?

[clear raven]

I didn’t asked if ur interested but k

[clear raven]

Same

[unreal sluice]

I don’t play this game anymore

[dense thistle]

I won't be surprised if one of you talks here to make relations so they can scamm

[quiet laurel]

me too

[unreal sluice]

If I do it’s an occasional competitive because a friend asked me

[unreal sluice]

Nice

[clear raven]

Blud is plotting something

[quiet laurel]

?

[dense thistle]

Shi my plan got leaked lmao

[clear raven]

Oh no!

[stray violet]

[clear raven]

Neev wanna play allies

[unreal sluice]

Bro is foreshadowing his motives

[dense thistle]

Ayyy bbg give me gold

[stray violet]

[dense thistle]

HahahahahahaahH

🤣

[velvet idol]

box bros outside of the thinking

[dense thistle]

So close I'll make sure in the next scam

[clear raven]

Blud is in his Villain arc

[dense thistle]

Lmao

[unreal sluice]

I’m gonna remind you of your very interesting decision to buy up to the platinum medal of the dragon rise battle pass

[stray violet]

Yeah just to get 3 of the worst tantos

[clear raven]

But at least you got knifes

[unreal sluice]

That’s even worse😭

[clear raven]

I got the pass Sun&Fun and I have an arcane charm

[unreal sluice]

Tbh I’m no better. I bought up to the silver medal and got the worst tanto + a trash set of skins

[stray violet]

Nvm it was just 2

[dense thistle]

It's 3 am I gotta wake up at 6 am

Am I cooked?

[clear raven]

Yes, you are cooked

[dense thistle]

Dang

[clear raven]

Your gonna start seeing things

[dense thistle]

Oh well womp womp

[clear raven]

They will traumatized you

[unreal sluice]

Oh lol

[clear raven]

🤣

[dense thistle]

I saw my dad that has to be a dream

[unreal sluice]

Also Ewalk didn’t u buy all the tiers in one of those new years passes?

[clear raven]

Ayyyooo

[unreal sluice]

Idk why I remember this

[stray violet]

Yeah it was on theeeeee

[unreal sluice]

I have a good memory

[dense thistle]

Things I do to make people laugh

Phew

Byeee

[clear raven]

My face behind the screen:😐

[dense thistle]

I'll tickle your feet

[clear raven]

Aaayyyyooooo

[dense thistle]

"📷 click" Gotta save for later to yk

[clear raven]

Caught 4K HD

[stray violet]

2022 pass

[clear raven]

📸

[stray violet]

Winter fun

[dense thistle]

What if I like it

[stray violet]

I literally streamed myself buying and maxing it out

My bank literally declined my purchases on stream

🗿

[clear raven]

U got money no cap

[dense thistle]

Bro using gta cheats

[clear raven]

🤣

[clear raven]

🗿

[unreal sluice]

Lmao

[unreal sluice]

Where was that?

[stray violet]

Here

[unreal sluice]

Discord?

[stray violet]

Yeah

Pretty sure it was this server

Either this or deltas server

[clear raven]

Did you got any good skins?

[stray violet]

Hell no

[clear raven]

Or Good knifes?

[stray violet]

Just 2 butterfly kumos

[clear raven]

Dang

[stray violet]

2 garbage augustite jkommandos

Tiger Kara and tiger tanto

[clear raven]

jkommandos are kinda bad

Never liked them

[stray violet]

But secret animation

[clear raven]

That is cool

I’ve seen it

[unreal sluice]

@stray violet that’s probably the worst pull I’ve ever heard of from a battle pass

[stray violet]

[unreal sluice]

Atleast you got a cool medal

[stray violet]

Eh

[unreal sluice]

Wanna see my luckiest ever battlepass pull?

It was already 3.5 years ago omg. I miss those days.

[stray violet]

The """best""" skins I got were the legendary m110 and legendary famas

1 of each

Non stat

And they both look like garbage

Keep in mind this is maxed out pass

[unreal sluice]

I once got an arcane charm and stattrack legendary p350 on the same battlepass

[stray violet]

Oh yeah and only 2 legendary stickers

No arcanes besides the knives

[unreal sluice]

Check #📸│photos

I didn’t even max out that pass

[rapid aspen]

eh

[vivid cypress]

Hlo

[rapid aspen]

hey bro

[vivid cypress]

Wasp

[stray violet]

BRUH

And then

@unreal sluice

[unreal sluice]

Yeah?

[stray violet]

The stattracks that I got

[rapid aspen]

nothing

[stray violet]

Ok

They were all rare

NO EPICS

[unreal sluice]

You should see my inventory now tho. Total garbage

[stray violet]

🗿 !!

[unreal sluice]

Bruhhhh

[stray violet]

Better than what I got from that passed

[vivid cypress]

I need someone to talk to

[clear raven]

Worst luck ever bro

[unreal sluice]

I’ve lost about 3/4 of my inventory total value from when it was at its peak

[stray violet]

I really dropped like $260 on stream for like $80 worth of skins

[unreal sluice]

I’m here

[clear raven]

Dang bro….

Not even half

[stray violet]

Well it was probably a little more than 80

[languid sinew]

Cs2 skins?

[stray violet]

But yeah definitely less than half

[stray violet]

[clear raven]

$130 is half

[unreal sluice]

.

[languid sinew]

He said steam

[stray violet]

I'm aware

[stray violet]

Read it again

[vivid cypress]

what episode do you have

[clear raven]

Stream*

[languid sinew]

Oml🤦😭

I thought bro got cs2 skins

[unreal sluice]

?

[vivid cypress]

what app do you have

[stray violet]

[clear raven]

bro what you mean???

I’m confused

[unreal sluice]

What you talking about?

[vivid cypress]

Chat program

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[vivid cypress]

Instagram

[stray violet]

Who's alt is this

[unreal sluice]

I made a video where I maxed out the comp packs. Probably a worse decision than the battle pass

[stray violet]

Tbh yeah

The skins are worth nothing

Even the knife is cheap 😭

[clear raven]

Do you still have it

[unreal sluice]

Just the medal

[vivid cypress]

I can see it @unreal sluice

[unreal sluice]

What?

[clear raven]

Like the vid

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

[clear raven]

He meant the video

I wanna see it too

[vivid cypress]

Your video

[stray violet]

Hey man no advertising

Read the rules

😠

[unreal sluice]

My bad

[stray violet]

😁

Thank you

[unreal sluice]

:3

[outer rampart]

Hi I want to report a cheater I have proof he uses wallhack I got -30 because of this I want him to be banned

[clear raven]

Do you have proof? And Id photo?

[outer rampart]

Yes

[clear raven]

Cuz that’s what u need as I remember

[outer rampart]

Video

[clear raven]

Wait

[vivid cypress]

@unreal sluice were is your video

[unreal sluice]

I’ll send it in #🎥│so2-videos

[clear raven]

Add me

I have a link to their website

[outer rampart]

Okey

[vivid cypress]

@unreal sluice You bought this knife

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[vivid cypress]

How many

@unreal sluice How many

[unreal sluice]

Wdym?

[languid veldt]

Guys

How can we report trollers

[clear raven]

Dm me

[languid veldt]

Me?

[clear raven]

Me, I have a link to their website

[languid veldt]

Ok

[clear raven]

If you wanna report

[stray violet]

It's also in the pinned messages

It's like

Right there

The first message

[unreal sluice]

Overlord is a good anime

[vivid cypress]

I can have your ID

[unreal sluice]

61133323

[agile swallow]

ima watch

[unreal sluice]

You should

It’s weird at some parts

And it’s 4 seasons long

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[prisma canopy]

I totally agree

not for rank

have to play for fun

It doesnt matter when you turn off the phone

[hexed igloo]

not a weak mindset, it's the way you view it
it's not like the world is ending, they probably don't play for the sense of competitive, they just want to enjoy

[faint halo]

Yo anyone want to play😭

[rotund jetty]

The phrase "not a weak mindset, it's the way you view it
it's not like the world is ending, they probably don't play for the sense of competitive, they just want to enjoy" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[warped nebula]

[cloud halo]

Why always I play in sandstone

[rotund jetty]

Never bet again in your life XD

?

Why is that?

What?

So everyone who plays or has a reference to pubg is indian?

[cloud halo]

Guys why always the game put me in sandstone

[rotund jetty]

Idk ask the developers

Yeah delete the messages good job

[fickle acorn]

Cuz sand is the only map people play in pubs

[silk kraken]

In which game mode?

[cloud halo]

Competitive

[fickle acorn]

Hi ax 👋

[rotund jetty]

Can't you just choose which map you want?

[fickle acorn]

In allies and comp u can

[rotund jetty]

See

[cloud halo]

I choose and it take 5 minutes to start

[rotund jetty]

Choose more than one map ig

[fickle acorn]

At this time try Brazil servers

Will que fast

[rotund jetty]

Or wait the 5 mins out =/

Yeah makes sense

[fickle acorn]

Brazil Russia and Netherlands are active rn

[cloud halo]

👍🏼

[fickle acorn]

USA servers I've never got a game and I've waited up to 2 hours before

[sudden ruin]

SOME ONE ALLIES G2

[fickle acorn]

But they are working on it!

[indigo gate]

Huge fps problem in the game

Ever since the new update I drop down to 20 fps and screen freezes completely

And why would they take away gun crafting that’s the worst decision ever !!!!!

[agile swallow]

bet

[agile swallow]

uninstall and reinstall

worked for me

[valid atlas]

Bruh

Why do i miss every shot when spraying

And when i try to one tap i can do it

My aim and spray control is hood

Good

But

When i spray i miss

[agile swallow]

learn the recoil patterns better

[hexed igloo]

those na servers are ghost towns

[sour orbit]

I got like 15 more FPS after I did that

[glass moth]

Bro does any promo code work?

[winged vale]

Me who run n guns

[valid atlas]

My recoil is good first i press down a little and to the left and to right

One more mission untill 45

I think i know why i suck

I play while puting my elbow on a pilloe ot something

But when i just hand my hanfs in the air its better

[stray violet]

This dude spittin

[lament stream]

they should make an arms race submode.

that's like.

1v3 or 5.

teammates giving away points.

[valid atlas]

Broo

Smg dammage sucks i always head shot with smg and thinking they died bc i hit head shot

But they didnt die and i dird

Died

[lament stream]

depends on the gun and distance.

[valid atlas]

I was like mid range

[lament stream]

also hit register because ping.

[valid atlas]

I did a body hit also

[lament stream]

not only your ping, but also theirs.

[valid atlas]

And a heafshot

[lament stream]

yeah they were lagging maybe.

[valid atlas]

My ping and fps both suckd

[lament stream]

oh.

[valid atlas]

60fps 150 ping

):

[lament stream]

then yeah it was yours.

[valid atlas]

Australia is removed

I had 50 ping

[lament stream]

what.

[valid atlas]

But they remove

My region

[lament stream]

oh.

[valid atlas]

So my best is 150 ping

[lament stream]

yeah it sucks.

[valid atlas]

So ill always have a shot register problem

[vale parrot]

pro discussion

[valid atlas]

And i really need a better phone

Even do

Tho

I dont use australia for comp

Id use it for death match

Defuse

Of all the other sruff

But australia people dont play standoff 2

[echo mirage]

I’m new can someone play w me ???

[valid atlas]

So it takes more than 30 minites to start a single comp game in australia region

[echo mirage]

But I’m not bad

[valid atlas]

Bro this game lacks pros

[echo mirage]

?

[vale parrot]

How long have you been playing??

[valid atlas]

Alr bye gonna go out and play basketball

800 hours

Since 1 season one

I quit for a year tho

Lol

I started playing again months ago

[vale parrot]

Can't agree with this

[vale parrot]

Seems like you are lying

[valid atlas]

Mostly bronze ranks i see

[echo mirage]

I just started sooo

[valid atlas]

Even tho people are like master rank but they still suck

No idea how they got a rank that good

Alr bye

[vale parrot]

Don't know, but there are pros in game

Who will kill jus in 1 bullet

[valid atlas]

Yeah i met someone like that

But its so rare to find a person like that

Like when i see pros play comp their enemys are 🤪🤡🤡

[vale parrot]

Whts yr rank in comp?

[valid atlas]

Gold 1

It was gold 3 untill something happened💀

My best was gold 4

Like years ago

[vale parrot]

Playing since season 1 nd still can't reach above gold???

[dusky rock]

Dang

[sour orbit]

Don't open u can sell it for like 2k ish when it comes to the market

[manic sun]

Hiii

[verbal imp]

I dont think thats the problem

[rich crow]

hey, can you get the stattrack from the fragments?

[verbal imp]

No

[chrome token]

Should i gamble or save the pass boxes?

K

[rich crow]

Play comp?

[chrome token]

I can't rn,sorry

[storm cosmos]

Hello

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[verbal gate]

guys anyone wanna playt??

[hazy dove]

#1044085342308941944

[dense thistle]

Meow

with this treasure i summon meowMAHORAGA

[stray violet]

Yeah and there's also guys with fresh accounts, 20 games, 6 hours, 1.2 KD, and they play like demons

Well not demons but they play really good

And they're very toxic about it

Telling me I suck because I lost a 2v1?

Like bro both of you are shooting me at the same time and one of you is spawn camping

His teammate was in my next match and joined my team

I left him playing alone

Had him in that 1v3 the whole game

That afk warning gets removed if you move a bit

So that ain't gon stop me 😂 😂

[valid atlas]

It is bro where can i find a good teammate

[livid anvil]

i have 600hrs and 1.3kd

because i spam tdms for fun

[valid atlas]

I have 800 hours and 2.00 kd

[livid anvil]

i can get there need just a month of not dying more in tdm

[valid atlas]

It was 2.07 it keeps going fown

[livid anvil]

sad

[valid atlas]

I do like 30-20 kills in tdm

And 20-10 deaths

[livid anvil]

sad

[valid atlas]

0-10-20 deaths

[livid anvil]

i try to 2:1 ratio of kil and death

[valid atlas]

How does the kd thing even work

All i do is play play play

I used to play on ipsd

Now im on mobikr

Mobile

[stray violet]

Divides your kills by your deaths

[tawdry stump]

same for me, i was mvp in a defuse game with kd 2.00, but then i died first and all my teamates died and lost the round, sometimes i think that without me any team loses lol

[stray violet]

So if you have 10 kills and 5 deaths, that's a 2.0 kd because 10 is 5x2

[valid atlas]

So you gain more kd?

You earn 2% kd?

From 10 kils and 5 deaths

[stray violet]

No

[valid atlas]

Bro i always have much more killd than deaths it still going doen

The deaths are increasing

Like why

[livid anvil]

can't happen

[valid atlas]

However

So what is it then

[livid anvil]

u dying that's also added

[stray violet]

Your common KD is the average kills/deaths of all your defuse/tdm games combined

[valid atlas]

I do like 30 kills

[stray violet]

So let's say your KD is exactly 2.00

[valid atlas]

And almost less than 10

Death

[stray violet]

And you play a game and get 30 kills 15 deaths

[valid atlas]

Yeah

[stray violet]

That's a 2.0 kd for that match

Since your common KD is already 2.00, it's not gonna change

[valid atlas]

Ohhh

[stray violet]

You'd have to get more kills/less deaths

[valid atlas]

You need to get less death and more kills to increase?

If you die more and kill less it will decrease?

[rugged trail]

Hi

[stray violet]

Too bad it's harder to do that now since the players are actually good now (they're obviously just players who got their main banned)

[valid atlas]

I used to be pro doing many kills and low deaths

On ipad

Now i sucky

[stray violet]

I used to be able to go on defuse and drop 24 kills no deaths with only sniper

[valid atlas]

Well im still good

But worst than before

[stray violet]

Now I can't even get 15 kills with ars

[valid atlas]

But still there isn’t many pros

Always bronzers

[stray violet]

They don't play like bronzes tho

[valid atlas]

I get that someone plays like pro but when i look at thier rank i go ☹️😕🙁

Bc theyd be bronze or silver😭

And i was playing allies as gold 1 and my enemy had 80% HEADSHOT PERCENTAGE

[stray violet]

With this matchmaking, I can't even blame them

[valid atlas]

LIKE BROOOOOOOOOOO

[stray violet]

See what I mean

Literally a combination of silly ahh matchmaking and poopoo ahh teammates

Pros being underranked and noobs being overranked

[valid atlas]

Bro thier comp rank is master and allies rank is gold 3-2

[stray violet]

Allies is more accurate

Because it shows actual combat

[valid atlas]

I do have a clan mostly gold ranks

[stray violet]

Comp just shows if you get carried or not

[valid atlas]

I could find a duo from my clan

There was a ranger rank too

I said to him wow you hace ranger rank

And i also said i suck i cant rank up

And he just said get good teammate

[stray violet]

Realest advice

[valid atlas]

Well i added a pro

Who just carried me

For three games

And gave me gold 3 rank

Idk what his name was

[verbal imp]

Actually the worst type of players

[valid atlas]

And his forgotten

Lol

I wont open the pass crates could be worth a lot

[verbal imp]

And they're also the reason why I hate the so2 community

[valid atlas]

Well i already did open a lot

[stray violet]

The ones that give you the pass rewards?

[valid atlas]

But thete is still 2 weekly mission left

Yes

Like all the cases or anything i can open

I will save it

Would be worth a lot

[verbal imp]

And the funniest thing is they don't even stay in the lobby to take the hits
They always dc 4 kills in

[valid atlas]

If it dont worth a lot id open it

[stray violet]

I doubt they'll make them sellable at all but you do you I guess

[stray violet]

Oh he stayed

Cause the other 3 were absolute bots

And we won

[valid atlas]

Hey i will dm you rn

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

But it has nothing to do with pros lol

[valid atlas]

Go to photes channel orange

[stray violet]

Ok

[verbal imp]

Still trashed on him tho

[stray violet]

No he only died once

[valid atlas]

Go to photos channel 🍊

[verbal imp]

Wait huh

[stray violet]

That's interesting

[valid atlas]

Arcane sprays are so cheap

I got one from this event

Could be sold for 20g only

[stray violet]

Yeah cause no one uses sprays

[valid atlas]

I dont think fable will be temoved

[stray violet]

They literally said they won't

They did remove it

And then readded it

Because uhhhhh

I don't remember

[verbal imp]

They did?

Ion remember they ever removing the fable case

[valid atlas]

Bro i wasted 500g stuff

I could ahve just saved my cases

And sold it

My ahh opened em all💀

[stray violet]

Hold on lemme check my sources (my imagination)

[valid atlas]

500g worth of cases

Good thing i opened a arcane sticker yay

Could be worth 300 g

I really want the cheap baynet

[stray violet]

Nah they didn't remove the fable case

They just don't remove it

Cause it was apparently "high demand"

[stray violet]

Which is the cheap one

The black and blue one?

Idk the name

[verbal imp]

Yes because it's only there to kill time

Tf?

And also I'm not gonna put in my time and energy into a game that doesn't care (much) about the game

Or the community

[stray violet]

Keep spitting Mr sigma ‼️‼️💯🔥🥶

[livid anvil]

Goodmorning

[true juniper]

I miss zone 9 😦

[valid atlas]

Bruh i hate playing as ct

I need akr

[livid anvil]

im in silver rn but I'm playing as good as my friend with phoenix rank I'm too busy to grind ranked matches

[true juniper]

I made a sad edit on zone 9 plz watch it guys hope yall like it where do I send it?

[livid anvil]

get good with m4a1

fs is nice usp is really good
use shot gun for ez kills
p90 rush
and as usual m4 spray is easy

[true juniper]

I send on photos plz watch it!!

[rotund jetty]

You already know 🗿🤝🗿

[true juniper]

Bro can u watch the video I send on photos channel

It's sad edit

[verbal imp]

Yeah I'm not gonna read alla that

Gn fella

[livid anvil]

[verbal imp]

If Sema is in chat
Thumps up my message

[stray violet]

Turanran

[true juniper]

Do u think zone 9 will ever come back?

[verbal imp]

No

[true juniper]

I miss it so much

[stray violet]

Maybe if enough people ask for it (they won't)

[true juniper]

All nostalgia

[fair nova]

Could someone estimate how much the new skins will cost?

[true juniper]

Damn

[true juniper]

I got ak scylla

[stray violet]

No bap it does feel nostalgic

But was such a not good map to play on

[true juniper]

U can see my sad edit on photos I sent

[valid atlas]

31 kills

[verbal imp]

Mfw I knew these maps way before they updated them

[stray violet]

Mfw you didn't include the older province

[verbal imp]

Or the older zone 9

[vale parrot]

Is gold pass worth buying???

[verbal imp]

The older zone 9 was unironically better than the updated zone 9

[stray violet]

Yeah but that's waaaaaaaaaaaaay old

[verbal imp]

True

[twin acorn]

Is it normal for enemies to kill behind a thick wall

[verbal imp]

No it is not

[twin acorn]

I HATE SMURFS

[livid anvil]

my friend told me it's either ping or that guy is on higher fps

or just like usual game servers kinda

[valid atlas]

Brooo

[verbal imp]

How many new maps are they now

[twin acorn]

I'm on fluctuating fps but hey they'll kill you BEHIND THICK WALLS 60 METERS AWAY

[valid atlas]

I became a pro by changing my playing posture

[livid anvil]

there breeze ,dune and sakura new added others are old ones changed

[verbal imp]

I dont think that's a smurfing issue.

[verbal imp]

Sakura is NOT new

[valid atlas]

Yewhhh

[vale parrot]

This guy is speaking rubbish since morning

[verbal imp]

That map is like 3 years old now

[livid anvil]

is new for someone who left the game in 2020

[valid atlas]

Bro where is my medal

From 2019

[livid anvil]

[valid atlas]

The cool looking medal

[livid anvil]

here

[valid atlas]

YEAH THE YELLOW ONE

I HAD IT

THE YELOW

[livid anvil]

haha same

[valid atlas]

ITS GONE):

why

It looks so cool

[livid anvil]

It's gone no more

[twin acorn]

I mean... Everytime that I load in a new competitive match there's either a hacker (map hack, wall hack, aim assist who says ez everytime) or a Smurf with 20 hours and 5 KD compared to my teammates who's always clueless

[livid anvil]

i also have to use bad looking 2024 medal

[valid atlas]

Is it bc i i quit for a year?

[stray violet]

You should still have it

[valid atlas]

!nuh uh

Nope

[livid anvil]

mabye u are playing on other account

[valid atlas]

Nahh

Same acc

800 hours

I only had 1 acc

[livid anvil]

look at the badges section

u might have it in there

[verbal imp]

7 defuse maps 6 tdm maps 5 dual maps

[livid anvil]

not equipped

[verbal imp]

Quite depressing

[livid anvil]

7? sandstone province sakura breeze dune and ?

oh

the zone thingy

[valid atlas]

I dont have is but i do have a badge from 2020

[stray violet]

[livid anvil]

you forgot to claim the badge back then

[valid atlas]

Wdym i literally used it

[stray violet]

He said he had it

[valid atlas]

I had it equipped

[livid anvil]

well then idk

[verbal imp]

Rust

[valid atlas]

I have badge from 2020 and 2021

[stray violet]

Send them a message on their website

See if they can fix it

[livid anvil]

ah yes rust i forgot it exist

[verbal imp]

Rust is a good map

[valid atlas]

Yeah rust is so forgotten

[verbal imp]

Very underrated

[valid atlas]

Ngl the older province is better

The b side

The car💀😭

[livid anvil]

ambulance

i would rather play old standoff2 than what we have rn

[valid atlas]

Fr

[livid anvil]

but can't

[verbal imp]

Swat vehicle

[valid atlas]

Id go back to 2020

And get the baynet dragon class

For 1k g

And now its worth 7kg

[twin acorn]

Dune and sandstone is repetitive and whenever I try to choose on 1 map it'd take 15 minutes to find one and one dude would leave the match before even starting so that the game would get cancelled 😔😔😔

[stray violet]

Y'all remember when we could drive the car⁉️⁉️

[livid anvil]

i had ak red which is 8k now

[valid atlas]

No

[livid anvil]

rn i have. nothing lmao

[stray violet]

Sliding on the counter terrorists was brazy back then

Now it's just parked

[valid atlas]

I guess we were once rich💀

[livid anvil]

haha ye

[valid atlas]

But poor ah now

[stray violet]

Damn my discord lagging hard

[valid atlas]

What yall ranks

[livid anvil]

I'm played 10 matches and got silver

3 of them had hackers and 2 were smurfs with 5-10 hrs and gold 4 rank

[valid atlas]

Bruh i saved 31 fable boxes

In my bag

Wanna play😏😏😏😏😏

[livid anvil]

play so2 right

[valid atlas]

Yeess

70990001

[livid anvil]

i play 4-5 hrs later

[valid atlas]

Add me daddy

[livid anvil]

i add you

[valid atlas]

70990001

[livid anvil]

wait

[valid atlas]

Coool id right?

I made it

[livid anvil]

ur id is newer

[stray violet]

Sick id

[valid atlas]

Wdym

I make this acc 5 years ago

Newer?

[livid anvil]

usually the ones played with in 2019 had like id start with 1 or 2

[valid atlas]

Im uneven ig😭

[stray violet]

Well that's cause those people have been playing for a while. In this case, he made his in 2019

He was a literal noob in 2019

[valid atlas]

Idk exactly when i started

Cant belive my play time is still 800

[stray violet]

Gotta specifically they had 8 digits too cause now even the 9 digit ones start with 2

[verbal imp]

34822

[stray violet]

Next they'll come after me

[verbal imp]

Real

[stray violet]

9 digit IDs that start with a 3

[valid atlas]

70990001 whats the coolest id

[stray violet]

[valid atlas]

Mhhhh imagine someone got the id

1111111111111

[valid atlas]

Wanna play?

[verbal imp]

Mine ain't no 9 digit

It's an 8 😭

[valid atlas]

Me to

70990001

4 type of number

7091

[livid anvil]

this player isn't accepting friend request

[livid anvil]

yea 8 digit

[stray violet]

Game mode? Server?

[livid anvil]

i also have 8 one

[stray violet]

Mine neither but soon they will invade

[valid atlas]

Aint no way my kd was 3.20

In season 1

In comp

Lols

[livid anvil]

lmao

[valid atlas]

Bro o only played one match in season Q

1

[verbal imp]

4.7 kd in allies :clueless:

[rugged trail]

Eh

Gud

[valid atlas]

One win zero lose

[livid anvil]

btw i can't friend u nile

[stray violet]

Mfw I had a 12.5 in comp

Then I played a second match and got terrible stats

[valid atlas]

Yeah 2020 was full of noobs

[stray violet]

Went down to like 5

[verbal imp]

Sure thing

[valid atlas]

Nah win rate is 100%

Bc i played only on match

And won that

0 lose

1 win

💀

[livid anvil]

i remember not playing comp

because would take me 10 mins to find a match

i was like nah

[valid atlas]

The cow in village map💀💀

[rugged trail]

Is still there?

[valid atlas]

Mooo

No idea

[stray violet]

Should be

[rugged trail]

Aha

[rich crow]

Yes, he just say moo.

[verbal imp]

So the servers are just shiddy now huh

Whatever

[rich crow]

@silk kraken can you please check dms

[ruby nexus]

I got karambit pelagia

[grave steeple]

Wats poping

English or Spanish

[shadow creek]

Yes

They should make it less bulletproof

[unborn goblet]

How report cheater here

So sad standoff easy to cheat

How do I send video

[verbal imp]

So true

[unborn goblet]

No action about that ?

[teal dome]

if you want to report a player who's cheating or you believe is cheating, please refer to this article: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

[chrome patio]

@shadow creek Do u have a clan

Can someone help with my clan in a clan battle? We don’t have enough players active atm

[verbal imp]

Mfw I haven't played a clan battle since uh

Idek

Last year ig

Never understood clan battles

Also nice deleted message

[chrome patio]

Cool*

Bruh where my master role

[verbal imp]

Its gone

wait wait wait

[chrome patio]

.

Cool

What

[verbal imp]

My life was a lie

[chrome patio]

Why

[verbal imp]

Crazy

Didn't u not say you played na

[chrome patio]

Yes I play na

[verbal imp]

And didn't you always complain about your ping

[chrome patio]

Yes

Yay I have my role back

[verbal imp]

Okay where are you from exactly

[chrome patio]

USA

[verbal imp]

Did u move to the us?

[chrome patio]

No

Always been here

[verbal imp]

Alright

[chrome patio]

Why

[verbal imp]

Can u speak other languages

[chrome patio]

Yes

[verbal imp]

Hm

Understandable

[chrome patio]

Fr

[chrome patio]

I go sleep

Bye bye bye bye

[valid atlas]

Bro why is m9 bayonet so expensive it looks so ugly

[livid anvil]

old