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Brooo my mom is not giving
@teal dome she says she wants to directly ask you because the bot makes her wait for 30 minutes
What
Yes
Bruh
Wait for next event
š¤§
can you show me your shark again :3
in dm :333333
just send the picture
its cute you are cute
perfect match
im not rizzing
im just telling the truth :3
is it too hard to understand you are cute???
you are so skibidi
but i love your faceeeeeee š
you owe me 100G pov (this is a sarcasm joke)
you win 10-9 and get -10mmr be like
if u win (not 10-9/10-8 (prob u would lose if u go negative) normally u will get +
ik
but in 10-6 getting - isnt that normal
XD
anone
any femboys here I can buy
you can not buy humans

this is against the human rights

nah
Buy urself
nobody said I canāt
yeah you were in your grand grand grandpa
well u can xd
humans are so silly
im a outerspacial human. what are humans and what does silly mean
it means theyāre constipated
yes sure
Cya
āu donāt wanna see my bad sideā ahh name
We saw that
aik
LMAOš

dm
Is it the metal charm given at level 21 in the pass?
its bronze
š
?
all of u monkes hope u have a great christmas
my birthday is tommorow
you cant randomly say this to someone
yes i can
oke big manka
So what does it do?
happy early bday
thanks mate
happy bananas day
manka š
no you cant
tyy
ooof me neither
š oh no
u are infected
yes i can bbg

giving 5g to the first person that dms me
@teal dome check the log
boom
yeah you are banned
I donāt think anyone wants 5g
man im waiting for 60mmr cuz of hackers
wtf u doing here
im here for so looong wdum
nick/her
you cant say the f word
why are u using pfp of the guy from the music im listening

nono
this is me irl š¢
this one is good
meanie

someone actually dmed me
That's crazy
Bruh
im 5 years old
Dawg imagine doing that on a video game serverš
check photos chat
I'm homeless
hi homeless, im broke
Sad š
Dawg go join diddy or some
Hi broke,I'm homeless
Anyway does anyone wanna play?
No clue
finally
for what
Hey
punished
thank you
W
holy moly
That guy was so weird
thats literally just a game server
Look at his bio too
š
we arenāt sitting in the chat 24/7.
if no one from helpers are online, you can contact the @silk moth about the discord violations
Yay
yeah i know

We need server in middle east
give me 1k gold then do it
Har
Shmucks crazyš
Hello
nah dont see it
Guys
What did you do to get muted
pov no messages
Oi
saying anything close to a swear or slur you get banned
I got banned in 2020 for nothing and i couldn't do anything if anyone can help me pls.
no google image of a thigh then
Ifk
thats what happend
go to standoff 2 help website and tell your situation to support
Yoikes
nuno
your legend you know the ranking system
its round based
not game based
right?
ye
What
finally someone that isnt dumb
I did before 4 months but they didn't respond /:
i tried explaining that to aik
if u win 10-0 = max mmr from the rounds part (which is what gives u the most mmr) obv
ik
40kills
every round won on your team you had mvp
10-9
-30 mmr
i tried explaining it to aik
normal

in so2 only obv

if it was in valorant u would get +30+
which is very good
i need teammates with braincells
POV i literally have 585G in so2 acc and it didnt rise
i mean i can play on 30fps but probably still do
meh
im actually
done
i live in usa
i queue usa servers
i get a portoquese only teammate
speaks absolutely no english
im in hell elo and i cant get out
so unfortunate
brazilian*
how yk hes not from portugal
(aka battlepass)
cuz nobody from portugal plays this game
XD
british broadcasting lisence?
in USA server
yk brazilians are common asf in USA
all i care about
why
Hi
so 99% sure its BR
he should invest in duolingo
ill give for 400g
and learn the language of the region he plays in
xaxaxa
i mean i usually play netherlands
if you miss a day
but i dont speak dutch
you die
Amazing
why u play ru
cuz EU is dead
i play pl servers and idk pl lanuage

Ru is a strong server
I want my first knife
š
for your rank i guess
well if ur low rank obv u get match in every server
when u get elite /the legend the only way to play is on RU server
š
or u gonna wait 30 min for match
ah
i dont have enough hours or knowledge
when i can press start in RU sv and get a match in 1 sec
to make it out of gold
well how much ping do u get
is it playable
smurf
240 ping KEK
its ok cuz i top frag xd
of course
cuz im from eu .-. not that fair from RU
I get 1ms in russian servers
ok putin
hey
on a hot monday
š„¶
devs trapped me inside their server rooms
i mean
my hitreg is literally jesus
shots that shouldnt reg
do
they give u aimbot too or what
yeah
they gave me cheats
for living inside their server
they said shoulder bug will be patched 20-----
Guys i got banned a while ago and it was because i got hacked and the hacker installed somethings standoff2 then banned me and My account had Very good things i wish i can contact someone who can remove my banned
then its impossible to recover
do the standoff ritual and youāll get it baco
if u / someone cheated theres no way to unban
I cant get my account back?
Hows that
I didn't
three aks and an awm and then three flash bangs in a triangle
you forgot the 5 bronze stack
and the cheaters
thats why i putted "someone"
then
get to legend
and drop 30k in 5 legend games
Then get a pc and hit global elite on cs
I don't really think that someone hacked into my phone for standoff
while playing on mobile
Yes
and finally
Then destroy pc in a swamp
u putted your email into gold generator , or logged in apk mod to cheat
Get a job
omahgad guys
Get a wife
theyre reak
No
I was 15 then i didn't even know how to write my name in english
Bro wanted free gold
your name is your name how u gonna translate an name?

only portugal does this
I didn't know how write it in english
look photos
lmfao
who wants a free robux code 100robux
dm me
ill run to the store
and get a code
the stores are closed chat
i search scrim now
holaa
Am i the only one who cant get 10 fragment boxes?
Yes
What cancer am i reading
Android promocode ios next to battlepass
are a reading you text wisdom of
Where the announcements are shown
What
Oba
Finally
The mods should be more competent too
Not mute me instantly for criticising the game
That itās broken and that the devs should fix it if they donāt want people complaining
Like everything
I went positive KD with a few mvps in a game I won 10-6 with evenly split teams and went -27 mmr when the rest of my team went up in mmr
I wasnāt even bottom
Lmaoo
And then a certain incompetent mod mutes me for 3 hours for calling this game broken
No warning. Instant mute
Yes
Sema
any1 friendly awp or ak 1v1?
Wdym?
What a beautiful day to play 7 games of allies for me to lose 5 and 4 of em hackers
loverly isn't it
Be careful
Donāt say anything negative about so2
Or sema might mute you
No but ik because he was the one who responded to me when I got muted
Just the hackers ruin it a bit u know
Can't rank up cuz of wh or ping
But that's how it is
Well yes because it was unfair. I say the game is trash and I get muted for being disrespectful to the devs
I donāt have irl friends
Impossible
Ofc u can
Prolly the closest game to cs for mobile
Hackers ruin it only
Fr
I can talk in like a work setting because I can like disassociate work people from people I can be close with but if I wanna make friends I canāt even talk because my voice wonāt work
Still hitting shi
I've never
Played a game
Or a shooter infact
At any ping
And still do work
Wdum
Meanwhile I have 86 ping and getting dogged on by some rando with 200 ping
Ace force 2
Ew
The uh
Clone of Whatever
In core gameplay
It feels better to play
Not even closeeeeee
Because your shots actually registers
š
Ong
Nah
iamgine
Basically you can call me like mute around my classmates
ikr
I literally canāt bring myself to speak
That's what I'm saying
Good you say
Man eliminate the hackers
Hi
Boom best esports fps for mobile
took 4 years to fix the gun glitch
What gun glitch?
Must be a tough one to patch out
I've played for long and u saying things I don't know
Where the enemy can spawn themselves other than pistols on the first round 
They fixed it a long while ago
No they haven't
Thats pretty normal by now
Man for 2 years it's almost impossible and not doable what u talking about
Fr but ig he new to it
Oh?
it really wasnt
disabling pick up weapons at the end of warmup is NOT hard
especially not something they would be fixing for 5y
Was being sarcastic
Man u can't pick up things after warmup ends for so long u can't do it
im going to explore your body
Hackers
.
Other than that the deagle
Before it used to have good recoil now there is no recoil
I mastered the old recoil
and now WHAT
before it used to be hard to spam with it
I mastered it
Qnyone play with vc
Tn š³
Bro in nettspend serverššš„ā¼ļøāļø
newgen
When the beat hard but nettspend starts rappin

Code?
what code
For standoff
together we cantn't
Are you guys playing
Copium
What's a nameless thingy thing do
You really ping me to say some dumb shi huh
Thats what i was thinking
I was looking to ping someone
For no reason
Yooo
I got a question
Can someone one give me some footage of standoff 2 while getting kills?
I'm doing edits
I even did for cs2
I hate it š
Also do you have some filmed footage of you playing standoff 2 so I can make an edit
do you have?
Nah I don't record my games sorry
nah it's fine
Who wants to run a couple games
Of what
Standoff
I think he meant what game mode
Sure
count me in
I can vc too if you want
Let's go
Same
ok yeah but it is full
Damn
Dman
Wait
Damn*
join afk one
No permission to join
Same
I joined
He created one I thought
My id is 54030419
120828681
My Id ran away from me
iamgine
Yep
Uwu?
alleis s4
alleis s4
I do
Is the only way to get battle pass xp through quests?
Is there a way to know what is the best sensitivity for me?
10
No including feet
3
Sadly silver
But like
Imagine
If I put a high sense, I don't have a steady aim and I miss easily
But if I put low sense, I can't have fast movement
And Low reaction
Do, idk what to do
I can't look around as fast
And idk how to use acceleration setting very well
Also, what is the difference of sensitivity and acceleration
Both change the sense
So what's the difference?
no, it's literally what it says
accelerate
it goes faster depending how fast you move around
why cant i log in on my acc from fb it says loading for the past 10 min
Use low sens and increase acceleration little bit
lock in
guys where do i put promocode in ios?
real
Guys where to use promo code
yo can anyone help with something
server down? i can't log in š¦
im gonna explore your body bbg
say one more line and you are dead 
shtibidi dob dob dob yes yes shtibidi dob dob yes
on sigma rizz š
š š„
Wtf happened to legendary skins man
A lot of them lost soooo much value
Like they are dog cheap
I remember legendary use to be almost the same as arcane
delete the first word you used here
do you guys can log in?
Is the game crashed??
Hi
Fragments just lost 50% value in just a day
Bound to happen anyway
When will trading be available 
And proper leaderboards
axlebolt doesnt add trading to prevent scamming
Depends on their plans.
look at the top on channel list
it says i need to contac comms officer
Still happens anyway
You should send a message to @silk moth
Work time depends on GMT 3+
Who knows
12:00-00:00
they cant fully stop scammers yk
is the server broken or smth
the market isnt loading
and its almost impossible to join a game
Try to reset your Wi-Fi
Turan it isnt a wifi issue
its fine with other games or youtube

How do I get into a game
Iāve been waiting like 5 mins and canāt get into 1 ranked I just unlocked it
Could you try another region.
Russia is the most popular one
russia
How do I change the region
Settings
go to settings in main menu
The highest 1 is India
The numbers shown are ping, not player count
ohhhhhh
its the ping number, if its so high you shouldnt play in it
Does it affect your game a lot
run+ran
Need to see to believe
they are making fun of turans name
Huh?
Why do people insta die in the beginning of the match
Which mode?
Ranked
Die or leave?
the beginning of the match is a warmup
deaths in warm ups arent important
Hey @bronze grove , why u tagging people in market and deleting it ??
dude i have 4 silvers on my team and theres a masters on theirs
wtf
this guy went 0/12 on my team
How you tell what rank they r
By checking their profile, that's all
Hello
Everytime I try to play allies it says I'm banned from this game?
bloody hell
Probably you left the match in the middle.
No I won 2v1
If it's not comp leave
Wdym
If it's not competitive leave the game
Then you can go to our helpdesk and contact with devs: Standoff 2 Knowledge Base
Do you alaways start at bronz
Man i was so close to gettin a nameless skin fragment
Was like 3 pixels off
Now im having to create other accounts just to try and get it
Do you always start off at bronze after the 10 games
No
You can get placed in bronze, silver, gold, or Phoenix
Depending on the results of your 10 calibration matches
No, i got gold after the 10 games of calibration
How much of the stickers value is lost when put on skin?
Cuz i got the AWM Master sticker that cost 100G on my AWM
Most of it
But it should still cost something right?
If i were to sell it, how much would it be
Hi guys, did anyone got any clue if the knife case from pass will be on market?
no it wont.
trust me
Trusting strangers 
Promo
Lomo
depending on the stickers, less popular one tend to valued none and priced same as stock
I sent it on #šøāphotos it looks so bad
The one for p90 opps has ended so none rn
Wasted so much Gold
))))
@wanton lichen normally sell stickers alone
Devs should make video promos for atleast a day..
Meow
chat died
Hello
Yeah?
How are you ?
I am fine
Yeah i made a mistake, wasted so much gold
Never stick stickers below 200g
Gotcha
@bronze grove why didn't you answered me??
.
I might as well use it, wont be selling it probably, it's still a good skin
Which market ?
#šøāphotos where people are always selling something

So its market yk
Bro saying Turan noob ig
I guess just pinging them so they can be punished

Like
Guys help me out š
Why asking
Cuz Iām interested š¤
Guys why cant i sell the skina from the battle oass
Why not?
Pass
See yourself then
I donāt have any servers
Cause season not over
This the only server Iām in š
2 more weeks
Ask a random rich Russian in the server he 100% would know
Theres like Azerbaijan and russian etc...and a turkey one too
I was in Azerbaijan and turkey one but left them
Good, its official one btw
š¤Æš¤Æ
Iām talking about like the t1 teams on so2 š
The eSports team???
Yeah


?
namecI xulF
Means

xulF namecI
How does people get to lvl 100 on battle pass
Hello
I didnāt know you were capable of going this far. Yuta okkotsu
Hey :3
How are you today? ^^
I'm good
Thatās good
Yeah ^^
question: where is the promo code section, in the past was in shop, now where is it?
For android: shop
For iOS: not there
After u bought the battle pass u can buy levels

I have a question I bought the pass and got crates I unboxed some of them I got items but I cant sell them only equip and inspect why
Is it because the Season isnt over yet thats what I suspected
U have to wait for the next season
Then u can sell it
you cant sell your items until the pass ends
Thanks both of you!

I need some high rank player for my yt channel video if any1 can helpš
were can i make one ticket
guys does knife appear in random boxes or is there a specific one that has it
Only in cases
In boxes u can only get red skin
you can report him using the link above
i can
and link tell me just report on game\
...
this guy boost much players for gold
Look at yt videos of how to play or spots with nades or smth
Id

Iād help you but I donāt play comp, I just collect skins xd
I mean I'm good at the game but
Team is so bad
š
Dam
Play with friends
True^
Donāt solo rankšš
@unreal sluice Favorite skin?
white m9 dragon glass
If any admin is seeing this msg
Please open #šøāphotos and check my report
A clan was cheating in cw
We reported them ing
Bokep
Had? What happened to it?
I sold it 1 week before it skyrocketed in price
Butterfly and kunai
Oooo which butterfly?
Buy me a knife fr
@wet maple that dont know the value is mad crazy ngl
Who me?
Hi guys
U should think that collection
Take it to dms if u wanna discuss it idk why youāre getting so offended about my estimate
Who have arcane
Yo ppl I want to ask about rank team play
İ dont have 1 arcane
Nah u better think about why they selling cheap
Not the "doesnt know the value"
Iāve traded items in games for 8 years, especially in CSGO, I cashed out 80k $ worth of items, I started with 300$, donāt take me for a fool Iāll estimate it the way I want.
I give up
Bro think that hes smart
You really had nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon than to get offended over someone saying a skin is worth 500 gold? Damn I feel bad for you, must be boring living like that.
Dont even respond bro ur cooked
I didnt ordered yappuchino btw
So why are you so fluent in it?
Donāt step in the kitchen if u dont wanna handle the heat kid
R u dumb?
I litterally saying the right price of that akr
How da heck i got offended by that?
lol
lol
Ngl this was smooth
Yo
The only thing you traded is your virginity for 50 bucks
Hi
š
yo
Dam man u got in straight
And tbh yeah no one buying that ak for more than 400
I've seen a lot like this
300*
Bro its akr sport
Yeah true
U aint even finding carbons that cheap
Not even st
Most less-valuabe skins to akr with stickers that lost the most value is :
- Akr necromancer
- Akr sport
Two most abused skins for sticking em stickers on it
Yea
Damn bro got offended too
Rip my ak Necro with devil
Offended cus someone knowing nothing is talking
The same ppl complain that the standoff 2 community is toxic š
anyone up to play ?
Then come with a counter argument instead of insulting me what are you 12 years old? If you did that to your dad heās slap the sht out of you.
I never said anything like that
Yoo uhhh. Someone know how to put codes in standoff
If i did what to my dad? š
Talk back?
I do it on normal basis and we are laughing at it
Damn a whole argument here
My god youāre dense
Bro i aint having abusive family like yours
Ong
Youāre just continuing to prove my point
Someone know how to put codes??
What did i get my self into
About what? š
You know sh*t bout pricing the skins that all needed
Bro can u continue this argument privately
.
Youāre making an argument about a skin personal by insulting me instead of rationally talking about it, which makes you look like a fool tbh
Im not making argument about a skin but about you and your skills"
Im laughing you off
Not making argument
.
But youāre still talking tho
U started saying something about my father and nothing needed in the conversation
I said if u insulted your father
You are talking too so you want to have an argument
Yea and we didnt need you to type that
Of course I am itās my argument?
but u literally started it for no reason lmao
.
Bro continue this somewhere else not here please
Youāre right
Yap in private
Fr
I wont continue tho that sude is yapping way too much
Ur champion and this dumb?
sshh sit down and watch this "argument"
You win this time @wintry sigil
Yuh
Ye ye
You literally dont know where to redeem the code or what?
Omfg
Like i know where is that but it doesnt appear me
then reinstall so2?
Thank you, back to our discussion. Whatās your opinion on the green butterfly?
Crying silver omg
Hmm alr
I like it
it's a bot.
Chill we already stopped
If u dont have the reedem code section then its prolly bug or something
Oh ok
What redeem code? Thereās codes now?
Yeh alr
This wonāt do anything
I dont really use discord much
it's ok, as long you not tag the developer you won't get banned
hello š„“
Or ios
What are redeem codes?
Wait there is not reedem code on ios?
I didnt know they existed
Bro is trying to avoid punishment by giving the wrong advice




