#💬│english-chat
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Dm me your ID
i have karambit frozen dream
Ill send u my id
Hm
Hallo
Hi
Is there a reason to have knife
No
fun
Money money money money
If u wanna gamble it so bad then go ahead
to look cool
but nowadays having a knife in this game just makes you look stupid
spending money on a game thats continously getting worse
i wouldnt say its continously getting worse
it is tho
they just changed the hud and you all say its horrible because you cant deal with changes
more and more pc players w graphic cheats that dont get detected
glaze more
low rank
so im wrong because i am a low rank
come to high rank and have a piece of pc cheaters who wont get banned for using graphic cheats
while youre on mobile
you either download cheats and get banned
or you play pc w cheats and dont get banned
you dont report the cheaters and just come here to complain
they wont get banned like that
yeah gl getting them banned
🤡
In my opinion a knife is a distraction but idk i never had one
is there aim assist on the game?
No get better aim
i got master on alt acc with no knife 52h
no
since im on mobile
Then you dont need aim assist
and i struggle to play in elite on main
too bad you wont gain anything for calling me low rank or clown
bc i pull out knife during gunfights
i gain ego 🥵 🥶
you can also gain a punishment for toxicity in the chat
crazy
Oh
as if i didnt know
Only if you are one of those adhd kids who just rapidly inspects over and over and over and over
If i guess your device
But that's just my opinion
me
If i guess your device you have to carry me deal?
no cuz my device isnt hard to guess
its visible on my yt
I love the self plug
so if you do your sligjtest research yk and basically a lose situation for me
Nah ik his yt channel ive watched it
exactly
Sweet happy to see people support others
so if u see it yk what dev im on
and i qiit this game
quit
i have to queue about 1h for 1 legit match
Helo folks
Yo
by then im already hella tired and idk what in doing
Thats really the queue time for elite players?
Istg silver/gold like 10 seconds
With cheaters?
Ahh ok
but then theres cheaters
and you dodge cheaters
queue up for another 2 mins, same cheaters-> dodge, requeue
1h later youll get a match which still has sussy players in it
Nah they just have 99% aim
no, its their prefires
no matter how silent you are
youre getting preffed
I do alot of prefires
on offangles
not even common angles
come out
running like an idiot
3k
cuz run n gun + pc is meta
I dont get how every russian streamer on so2 is so rich plus with a pc but so bad at the same time
if they aint rich w a huge setup whos gonna watch
ppl wanna see the super expensive skins
Ahh right i forgot
and since theyre youtubers they dont care abt their ranks
its for views and money
and contacts
Everything is for money
cuz popular influencers get early access
and info you dont normally get
And trying to get pro for money
yeah
yep
or you just have contacts to these ppl and get leaks
like me
You get leaks?
i get my leaks from a guy
whos in the russian community
he might not be famous, but he has contacts
He’s probably like friends with a helper or something
no
helpers dont get leaks
he got contacts to KIBERSPORTSMEN
Whos that?
google what kibersportsmen means
Ahh yes ik ik
U got codes the.
Then where's the codes
they get generated and get sent to influencers
who give those codes away
Did your friend leak if vc will be fixed next update?@sour star
yeah, he leaked just about everything
on a livestream
w 3ppl watching or 2
i dont have any footage of him leaking bc he sets all livestreams to private
so you gotta see him leak when hes live
Hey brothers, I just got here, I don't really understand why I'm Brazilian, but I'm trying to sell a karambit claw for money, and I don't know how I do it, and who I sell it to here 😪
😭😭😭
Blud really said 'I don't know why I'm Brazilian'
Chat never fails to entertain
Maybe he should ask it to his parents they might have an answer
Maybe he should
I'm saying that I don't really understand how this group works, in Brazil it's different
Hello gyaat
Oppp
I meant chat
Auto correct these days hehe
Anyway how's it going ( ̄ー ̄)
Anyway you can't advertise
Not to bust your balls
Just server rules 🤷♂️
That was NOT a autocorrect moment
....
And if it was (somehow) i feel very sorry for you
I just happen to say that often
Real
🗿
I don't wanna see how you'll be acting when u come in my country
Whats the new code?
Idek where you're from but I ain't coming 💯
Bro what are these teammates
My teammate dropped a big 4 kills
While i had to do 12
He sucks
We still lost
Is this defuse you're talking about
If so who cares fr
If I can drop 20 kills in a defuse game and lose im happy about that
Good idea👍😎
Didn't had to tell me the obvious
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Just can't be in the same country who typed gyatt so many times that it automatically corrects to gyatt
Lol
Thats just me 😮💨
Why are u mad lol i got 20 kills and my teammate got 3 in comp btw
Yeah you in comp i got in allies
Allies theres only 4 players so Its harder to get kill
Yeah but i only had this teammate in comp you have 4 more no?
Plus he full buys everything and is unranked
No it isn't
Just gotta be more calculated
And also
I mean in comp theres more chance to get a kill 
Ofc there is
Why are you putting up with that torture fr😭
Allies is NOT worth your time
Ye I should be playing competitive
Bro what allies seems like a good buddy up rank match
Fr
It's fun
True af
If you're with a friend that is
Until you meet one of those players
if you play alone you ain't getting anywhere in allies
Lol true
Or if your teammate so good u barely get a kill
I don't mind about that
only time that happened to me was when i was playing with my elite rank friend
Exp and MMR ratings
Better than doing the carrying expecting them to put in the work
Until they fix the mmr system (properly) I'm not gonna bother with allies
What do u expect from random that is unranked 💀
Ever notice how funny it can be when you have a good strategy but your mate can't speak english

Allies I'm bronze 3 need some help
Finally
Realed
I lost my silver few days ago
How did u get ur English role
I was the dumb player
Website client (it took me 30 minutes)
Wdym
I tried to help but ig it didn't matter
Ig
Very sadge
No
does he know
What happened few days ago
oh
Pov: stendoff helpers learn the truth of how people feel about them (they found out through Google translate)

Hear this
i feel like this comment is insinuating something towards my actions
ctrl c + ctrl v
rip
You don't need to be good at English to be a moderator
Do i have that silly flower next to my name
i uh
The best shi I've heard all week
on old discord
no
idk
Good
What flower thing ur on about
On a 3 year old client?
i didn't know you had a 3 year old client
This is essential information
we need an translator:
he only studied english for 4 months
When update 
he's fine
Mfw they force you to update
I think it is
The method is to go full brainrot when they show up
nah bro
Google translate won't help them there
they can't understand English fully
ong skibidi
skibidi chungus rizzed in duke dennis' mansion in ohio
Just turn ur iq down to -5 when Turan is around
And -500 when sema is here
naw id have to turn -200 to immerse in brainrot
they should have an english duel to see whose is better
i hate it, but i will use it in desperate measures
can this be arranged
have them both stream their phones so none of them go to chatgpt
to write them sentences

ONG
record the room they're in so there's no outside assistance
4 finger general chat handcam
The tournament of the ages
I have to go pooooo
allowed one cheatsheet with only words no phrases
.
that's what i was thinking
printer paper too with no ruling that way we can see how crooked their handwriting is
or the back of an index card
lowk
Lowkey could tune in for that
the english requirement for the helper role is to download nyt games and do the daily wordle
nightly got kicked cause he guessed poodle instead of doodle
English mod requirement:
Take the US Citizen Exam
Complete a Spelling Bee competition
Always Complete the Daily Wordle
extra points if you do daily strands or connections
Mfw I learnt 0.05% of English makes me qualified to be a moderator of English chat
if you guess the wordle in under 4 tries admins will give you a rimmy in the back of a ford fiesta
is this a dub
Doodle Truck Crane, Bird Wagon Faster
YOooo???
That took a lil too long click ngl
😭
don't worry they'll never interpret it
I don't want no rim job 😭
rimmy with the jimmy on the backsie of an vroom vroom
But I do want a ford
do they know
I can take that
they won't know
truthfully
For the developers. Can we have a wear rating of our gun/knife skins on the next update? For uniqueness of each skins.
This would flock over so many players with that move
The players who are unlucky anyway
Yo how do u get this dumb flower thing from near you does it mean you're new or sum
Im probably going to buy a poco f6 just for standoff 2
yeah it disappears after two weeks or so
Can someone help me get out of bronze 3
Ill give you 2.10 gold
Guys can you help me
in what
Im just updating my game on playstore and i can log in cause they said im using third party software but im not using any
what will happen if we will reach 4m frag boxes?
@bronze grove might help you
give us fragments (totally what we need)
Hmm
Finally a server that sleeps
To me is 9.23 am
2pm
crowd saying no*
Is there a way to see how much mmr I need to go next rank?
is there any new codes?
Touch grass
hey Turan?
will this user 18900926 get perm ban if he does that a second time + will he get now his verified badge off?
real
hi, do you mean surrender with the alt accounts?
how to use promo codes on ios
yes
yes, you can report him
you can use the the https://store.standoff2.com/ website to redeem promocodes. simply write your in game ID > click "promocode" > write the code > click "apply". the site is in Russian, but you can translate it on Google chrome
he was already reported so i dont see the point to report him again
did you receive a response?
i didint report him , a friend of mine did
yes
👌
Hi!

How much mmr you have rn?
inv check guys?
@teal dome hey i have also reported a guy cheating, so will i get to know that hes banned or i have to check on my own
If the matches when there was an hacker is cancelled, you'll know it via in game message
If you want to know if the devs answered, go to help and support, and check by yourself
If I played ranked in the previous season and got a placement and I'm unranked in the new season
Can i not play ranked with a friend who's never got a placement before?
unranked players have mmr of a silver 1 or bronze 3 if i remember correctly so no you can’t because the mmr difference is too high
unless you were ranked around silver or bronze last season
I see
Thanks
Like 3 silver
Bc i lost my other account
On other on I'm phoenix
Wdym
I play good but we can't play
Is sg server down or my net got declined
Y
Red line is showing up
I was in tdm mission
🐘
Hello
Wsp
How are you?
Good you?
Okay
Ofc i get a bot that throws and does grieffing
Everyone does stop solo queuing
11k coins collected yahoo
And how do you expect me to go higher, by not playing, smh
Get a duo
With randoms that are bad too, no thanks
Bro join a clan
And say who wanna go allies
Thats it
There are plenty of clans
They're all russian, and i'm not russian
Wdym
Forsaken isn’t russian
I can add you to a server if you want
Maybe you will find ppl
Mine is good too
Any1 can help me film a video for yt?
I can
hii
Hello
how often do you play so2
Like atleast 1 hr a day
oh so very consistently
Ye
I haven't played for a long time
Ok
Add me
After the update the game is giving me weird feeling
there is something wrong with the hud
😮
Guys I got a fragment box from Allies, should I open it
u can add im silv1
Ye yk its new
No you shouldn’t its not like you get alot of those
Definitely not
I banned again, what should i do now?
Duo 5v mmr ?
New account
Ok
Can i dm to you?
Who is up for a allies game?
Good
People who has sooo good rank in comp is playing allies with a bad rank to play with people worst than them
Ez
Can something make me some skin? I don't have any gloves or knives
Nah that aint for free my dude
What good
rank?
Too much phone has 120fps, me either
Who wants to do competitive silver 1 and up
Anyone can help to get my phone to 90 Hz because in standoff there is 60 FPS and my phone supports 90 Hz, I tried with set edit but it didn't work. Because I guess I have HyperOs.
I only play Allies
Me too, yeah hyperos is bugged. My phone has 120fps and i am playing 90-60
Wow
Why is marketplace going down recently
Does standoff2 support 165 hz
On streams i have seen 200-150 hz
I saw people playing 165 fps on thier asus rog,there is a also a guy who reviewed in google play said he can play 165 with his magic 9 pro
Woah i didnt know that
Ye they use pcs
It does
On phone Max is 144 Hz i think
No its 165
Are there any 165hz phone
I don't understand how 8 gen 1 can run it on 165 const but 8 gen2 or 8s gen3 can't
What phone you have?
Optimization thing
Probably lack of chip set optimization for game
No I mean asus phone has 8 gen 1 but poco f6, iq 9 has better processor but I have heard from people that they don't even give you constant 120fps
I think u need to overclock the phone
It's because of HyperOs
But gud thing is can install custom rom and kernel on poco phones
@dusty garden I mean it definitely optimizes your phone, so it's a big deal
For me not
@dusty garden OK gud for u
It's not good
@dusty garden gud for u then
Get a better os
Like pixel experience
Also a custom rom can unlock 120 fps or games like pubg
And its not hard to do
Can I please get any good players to play with? So tired of having bots that can’t shoot straight as teammates
Gold+
Does anyone know how can I report hacker player
Can I get some teammates to play with?
iamgine
Me?
Hello??
i sent you on dm
Ok
im a gynaecologist
Anyone to push in a new account?
anyone know good 2v2 sandstone flash lineups?
Nah for me no
It actually made my phone better
Btw do yall know any YouTuber named w1nex?
no
Hi
Hello
Universe
Guys is it worth it to combine fragments or sell them on market ?
sell them
Thx
What is best sens and accel to use on iPhone?
Just sell
Sens u can set how u like
I figured there would be a sense where it’s not too under where you’re too slow and not too fast where you over aim
virtus pro has a chacne of winning major
iamgine
Combine ngl
Ehh
Dont beg
it’s not worth to combine them
yah find ur own sens in training mode or use someone elses for reference
Real
Yooooo

yo who wanna play allies
Why is my game's fps stuttering and going to 10
cuz its good game
I'm playing with around 10-60 fps idk why 😢
LOWEST GRAPHICS
No change at all
time for new phone
Wanna be my gf?
That's inappropriate
🛑
Is there any way to make the kill message smaller ?
Buy a smaller phone

@jagged cliff @shadow creek
I have drawn the male reproductive organ on my maths teachers new suite. Nobody knows who has done it except 4 of my friends.
The principal is trying to find who did it. If he finds out about me I am dead.
🙂
420+ iq
Ty
who should I contact to report the cheaters?
Contact to yourself or mods or ingame support
Can l contact the official ?In-game reporting doesn't work. they are the obvious cheater.
Every time l report the cheaters but it doesnt work even though they really cheat
Ingane setting helpcentre?
In helpcentre or the game menu one??
That's useless
T f that's f up bruhhhh
I soudnt asked it
Bro got regrets
Ik bro
Its night so report him, person will see in morning

Heyo
Hiyaah
Anybody here to play an allies match with me??
Naah
Noone cause its particularly dead chat..
Nope
Nah bro, my net is having high pings
K
Maybe im killin others but they wont see me now lol
And vice versa if opponent has ping lower than 40
Hmm
There's freakin no one there
theres more coming up
Like?
not sure but i heard apple 16, maybe next year
So you think a flagship iphone is best for so2?
Like 15-16
u a silver so it doesn't matter
if youre looking to become a pro player prolly iphone or ROG phone
Im not going to be pro
I already went pro in codm tho
for casual gameplay a iphone is good enough
Ye alr
Ye i play ranked alot
then its either pc or ipad
at the end pc is gonna be the main device
Maybe
go with anything past iphone 12
So like 13
up to u
ima see my budget at the end of the summer
iPhone for da hoes
Bro sthu
Oh
android aint optimised for gaming, its more for casual use
😑
unless we talk abt the special gaming phones
Like redmagic 9 pro
Oh buy a iphone
yea
Ye alr
Ima see how much money i have left this summer
If its like 1.3k i might get 15 pro max
get 14 pro
iamgine
Get better phone
Invest that money
Yeah nuh uh im stupid idk how to do that
Look for a market that you think has opportunity for growth longterm and statistical data showing good percentage gains over a 5-10 year period in correlation to the lowest risk investments like S&P 500 or other index funds
I dont think my brain is able to do that my guy
Huh wut?
We can say i have autism
That's the best way I can describe it without using simpler wording
So basically
Someone or a group of people got together and purchased a specific amount of stock from 500 different companies
And they split it equally across a specific amount of papers that prove ownership
Hey
Ah wsup
So in theory if most of the companies are successful over a long period of time, the risk is fairly low
But the trade off equates to lower percentage gain over a long period of time
But there are plenty of investors that yield much better results over the same period of time by taking on more risk
So if you average 6-8% with an investment that has very little risk
99% chance you won't lose money
Another investment might appear to have a 60-70% chance of yielding 30-100% of your initial investment amount in percentage gain over 1 year
But if you spread your funds equally across multiple investments with a perceived higher risk, and some do fail but the majority are successful. You'll end up with more percentage gain in the end by taking on more risk.
@velvet idol bro u making me mad rn..
Stop economics rn
Nh man he kinda deserved it
He can't even solve the little tricky question let alone the hard ones.
He failed me for no reason when the paper got reexamined again I got 98 out of 100 .
Regrets r not for u my man
👀
@radiant canopy bro u in school?
Hello
Nh I am in class 12
Here we call it College
College right
In other words i pissed of a government employee
@radiant canopy u from?
Cuz the best colleges in our country are mostly run by govt
The world deserves to be financially literate
In 🌏
Feeling same situation rn
Thats why im learning applied economics 
And what i have to do now
I got 400g rn
You compare past & current data and come up with a conclusion of your own
Which class are you in rn
For example
Im in higher class than u
Give me some name of items that i can trade on this market crash
University?
I am 19 btw
@radiant canopy cant tell you bro
I compared supply & demand of the Chibi Atomic Charm from Outcast collection to other legendary charms from collections like Suntrike & Legends. Have come to the conclusion that Chibi Atomic could perform extremely well over the last year based on the results of those charms from Sunstrike & Legends.
You told me you are older than me
So i just wanted to know how older you are than me
Within 1-1.5 years Chibi Atomic is more likely to hit 150g than it is to underperform and fall short of 150 g
Older older yk
Hmm
But i need to make 950 this year
I have 400g rn
And i stuck with 350g worth of items to trade. Even if i sell them now i am gonna lose 80 or 90g
@velvet idol what about radiator charm
Not everyone is in a position to take advantage of every opportunity
Your choice
All of the legendary charms with similar supply and demand from Sunstrike & Legends are above 50 g on average
It has slow progress rn
So you're likely to earn 300% in percentage gain
Usually high demand items perform better longterm in spite of the higher price to start
Chibi atomic has high probability of yielding 600% for comparison
Which collection is it from ? Is it a charm
@velvet idol genx charm is slow gold gainer also
Ok i am buying it on the next market crash
How much i put on each
You're comparing high supply items to low supply items
He means he an. Unc
Damn u made me uncle lol
Hi uncle
The low supply legendary charms are easily sepeterated from high supply charms by price
Easily identified
Yeah
Upto you
Low ranks
What do u think about venomizer stickers
HELLO
Anyone here want to fight?
Sure
Irl
sure
Lets fight
Let's gooo
U goo
Come call let's fight on camera
I think the current market reflects a 20-30% crash across multiple items. It's likely that most of these items will rebound 20-30% before the Fun & Sun collection items crash the market. Might be better off buying now rather than waiting imo @radiant canopy
Who u
Bronze talk too much
Him
Well well well
Ok
@velvet idol u collect coins?
Physical currency?
In game bro
Istg bro is the coaching app for investors in so2
Why would i ask about physical currency here
I thought you might be a physical coin collector with some questions or maybe trying to relate
@velvet idol I remember you now
Oh no
who's on for 1v1 rn
What color is it
It's kinda skinny i am 70kg
I'm about to turn 19 at the of July
I am 19
Am 18
Sorry i mistaken you with someone else
What?
My ego
Color
Absolutely pathetic life. Weirdo
You are them, les, trans at 17yo and calling me weird?!
You're talking to a dude 😂
Cuz you are weird. Honestly. Get a life
Bro i can't know he/she/the/trans/les
Get a touchpad
Color?
Bro r u high?
No just check her bio
Maybe if she saw me irl she will back straight 😮💨
I'd give her them all
Bahahahaha
Don't waste any
🧗

How many times will we have to block him? ._.
Many because he’s actually pathetic
Real
You're both weird
What did I do?
dm
Let me meet your sis
no thank you
Another strange guy no one know if he is he/she/fem/fox
Np
True
I'm a he, so i know what i am :>
😂
Now cry
aik
You're a feminine male that was indoctrinated by Jews that control the media and push political ideology with the sole purpose of destroying predominantly White countries from the inside out
dm
I can't understand a word of that but you look right
What?
Low key gender
You got a point to be honest though
Am the point ☝️
Obviously you don't understand, otherwise you wouldn't have switched teams
That too complikated for a 17 yar old
Bahahahaha
Bro is crazy
She's/he is 17
How can you say such bs
Get a brain
...
U r undar Arrraest
I don’t understand because that’s just schizo posting
Bruhhhh we need to be friends
Fem if u tried my D you will back to our team
why is this world so full of hate
Read biology book
people dying everywhere
St f u
and we destroy what we create
St f u
people fighting for their human rights
St f u
You are the one spreading it
little bro im singing
St f u
let me sing a banger 🙏
Do you even know i was born as a boy
And that i'm still a boy
Not everyone is for the people unfortunately
What kind of boys? Eater
Ye you a boy just you like other boys
That's not a boy
Yeah but you can't be put into men category
he is a boy
Yeah, your mother tastes good
Nah he is a trans boy
You eat D
I ain't trans lol
They're dumb ash
Don't make get in biology rn
I wont even say it ima get muted
What
G**
There is two genders depends on double chromosome number 23 if it's XX so you are a girl, if it's XY you are a boy.
Nice you kinda consulted it cuz its a bad word
You are a "cute" boy gtg F by other boys
Bro is cooking
It literally says in his bio
He likes meat
We gotta create a straight flag
Yeah
Actually there is XXX and X only but thats rare and they are still girls
There is one already ._.
?
I have a plu g for you
Check photos After
That's ph flag
Prestige level goyim
Lol
Idk why it's there 💀
Abt the weird flag yk
We need a straight flag though
Bro said your straight flag (he is really out of our team)
Alr ima go to sleep
Who is?
No we just need get rid of other flags
@lilac niche
Yesssssssssssssss
Ye I thought that flag looks like ph
😮💨😮💨
It means don't be a jerk
Distance over time
Yeah but do it three times and you get jerk
Actually in maths it's the changing of distance over the changing of time
Ok bye i need some sleep
Gn
I didn't read your massage properly i am so sleepy now
I also have a tuition after 6.30 hours
U too
Good luck and stay focus
Yeow bro
u on for allies tn
??
r u actual phnx ?? Or just role
cus I'm looking for a duo am champ
o mb bro went to sleep
is ez to have cheat bro
y cheating?
Yea hitwall
..
drop id
let me check ur stats
@rich crow y can play alies?
where i can change my rank
here
@twin tapir wanna play alies ?
with cheat
WITHOUT
💀
legit
real
Nah l want boost champion right now with cheat
eldar wildin'
But u will get ban
so u GONA lose It
bro l play in with pc in iPhone so that pc will get banned and l get Champion
can ios cheat
U will get MATCH cancelled
U bought for cash ?
is free bro the cheat is free
hahah
Bro l use cheat and will be 8:0 in 5 minutes
I dont beleve you
Haha than add me and 1v1
I want Watch
as spectator
Yes
bro l forgot use one more time to use in my account cheat l get banned but lucky l have other account
Nice


